1 00:00:13,373 --> 00:00:15,417 Don't think this guy's gonna make it. You hear me? 2 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,626 Did you have an OPA. 3 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:18,128 I did. Breathing's irregular and weak. 4 00:00:18,211 --> 00:00:19,713 - Responsive to pain? - Not at all. 5 00:00:19,796 --> 00:00:21,715 Sir, can you hear me? His lips are super red. 6 00:00:21,798 --> 00:00:22,799 Purple cyanosis. 7 00:00:22,882 --> 00:00:24,718 - Super diaphoretic. - Sweating like a pig. 8 00:00:24,801 --> 00:00:25,802 What happened to this guy? 9 00:00:25,885 --> 00:00:27,053 We don't know this guy from Adam. 10 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:30,181 We've never seen him before at all. He's a total outsider. 11 00:00:30,265 --> 00:00:32,142 I never saw him before in the bar at all. 12 00:00:32,225 --> 00:00:35,270 His goddamn heart just stopped for no reason. 13 00:00:35,353 --> 00:00:37,397 Not no reason. You gave him a hot pepper. 14 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:38,732 Don't… They don't have to know that. 15 00:00:38,815 --> 00:00:40,859 - Never mind that! - It was a totally unrelated incident. 16 00:00:40,942 --> 00:00:42,736 - Never mind that. - Who was that guy anyway? 17 00:00:42,819 --> 00:00:45,280 Man, just like some random dude who walked in here off the streets. 18 00:00:45,363 --> 00:00:47,282 Well, we are an open bar. 19 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:49,034 I thought he was, like, a jazzman. 20 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:52,537 I mean, he had a ponytail. He had a piano-key tie. 21 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,414 So I pranked him with a ghost pepper. 22 00:00:54,497 --> 00:00:57,125 You'd think that a jazzman would be more accustomed to spices, you know? 23 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:59,127 - Right? You'd think he'd be fine. - Yeah, he just dropped… 24 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,171 - Here you go, Frank. One smash burger. - Oh. 25 00:01:01,254 --> 00:01:02,297 It's about time. 26 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:04,048 Okay. 27 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,759 Oh. Somebody dying or something? 28 00:01:05,842 --> 00:01:07,343 Random jazzman. 29 00:01:07,427 --> 00:01:10,889 Really? Just wandered right in off the streets? No reason? 30 00:01:10,972 --> 00:01:13,433 We are an open, working bar. 31 00:01:13,516 --> 00:01:15,393 Sorry. Wh-What's with the food delivery here? 32 00:01:15,477 --> 00:01:18,188 Oh. I'm, uh, doing a Postmates thing as a side gig. 33 00:01:18,271 --> 00:01:20,273 - On a bike? - Uh. No, no. 34 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:24,402 Yeah, no, sorry, uh. I mean, why are you ordering food from Dee, Frank? 35 00:01:24,486 --> 00:01:26,738 You don't like the burgers that I've been making in the apartment? 36 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:29,282 What? I wanted a smash burger. 37 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:32,202 You don't think I can make a burger and smash it? I'll smash a burger for you. 38 00:01:32,285 --> 00:01:34,204 What the hell, Frank? A 5% tip? 39 00:01:34,287 --> 00:01:36,748 Pedal faster. It's cold as shit. 40 00:01:37,373 --> 00:01:38,374 Goddamn it. 41 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:41,002 They're taking him to the hospital. Good job, guys! Good luck! 42 00:01:41,086 --> 00:01:43,713 Yes, great work, fellas. Thank you for your service. 43 00:01:43,797 --> 00:01:46,257 - That guy's gonna sue the shit out of me. - Yeah, that's not good, man. 44 00:01:46,341 --> 00:01:49,928 Hey, did anybody else get, like, a crazy rush from that experience? 45 00:01:50,011 --> 00:01:51,012 I did. 46 00:01:51,095 --> 00:01:53,556 It's nice to have a little action around here, right? 47 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,726 The way those EMTs, like, fire in and they fire out with all the lights 48 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:58,728 - and the sirens, saving lives. - It's awesome. 49 00:01:58,812 --> 00:02:01,064 You know, it's as close to playing God as you can get, you know? 50 00:02:01,147 --> 00:02:03,358 And the lifestyle. There's an appeal to it for sure. 51 00:02:03,441 --> 00:02:07,153 The lifestyle. Yeah, the whole thing is a vibe, and I am here for it. 52 00:02:07,237 --> 00:02:09,280 - Me too. It's sexy. - Yeah, sexy. 53 00:02:09,364 --> 00:02:11,282 You know that they bang the doctors and the nurses, right? 54 00:02:11,366 --> 00:02:14,202 Of course they do. Of course they do. Are you kidding me? 55 00:02:14,285 --> 00:02:16,996 The lifestyle is spicier than one of Frank's ghost peppers. 56 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,289 Mac, come here for a second. 57 00:02:19,165 --> 00:02:22,001 Go with me here, but, uh, I'm sensing an opportunity, 58 00:02:22,585 --> 00:02:28,007 and I'm gonna float something by you that I think is a very reasonable proposition. 59 00:02:54,033 --> 00:02:55,535 Oh, shit, pal. 60 00:02:56,286 --> 00:02:57,287 Oh. 61 00:02:57,787 --> 00:02:58,913 Uh… 62 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,207 You're not cake, are you? 63 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,919 Nah. It's just a joke between me and the guys… 64 00:03:05,003 --> 00:03:07,255 Uh… Something. 65 00:03:07,338 --> 00:03:10,466 Anyway, I came over here to say I'm sorry because… 66 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:12,886 Well, y-you know, actually, it's not my fault. 67 00:03:12,969 --> 00:03:15,930 Well, sure, I gave you a hot pepper and you had a heart attack, 68 00:03:16,014 --> 00:03:18,349 but, you know, I-I kind of attribute that to the… 69 00:03:18,433 --> 00:03:22,937 you know, the jazzman lifestyle more than the pepper. 70 00:03:24,898 --> 00:03:29,402 Eh? Just checking about the cake thing. You never know with those guys. 71 00:03:30,528 --> 00:03:32,780 Well, well, well. 72 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:35,533 The Lawyer. What's with the getup? 73 00:03:35,617 --> 00:03:37,577 It's not a getup. 74 00:03:38,077 --> 00:03:42,040 It's an eye patch from when I was attacked by a bird. 75 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:44,375 Gruesome. I wish I'd have seen that. 76 00:03:44,459 --> 00:03:45,835 You did see it. 77 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:47,879 I don't remember. 78 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:51,424 You don't remember being present in a court of law 79 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:55,428 while a wild animal pecked out someone's eye? 80 00:03:56,179 --> 00:03:57,597 Can you be more specific? 81 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:58,890 Oh. 82 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:00,558 I'll be more specific, Frank. 83 00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:05,313 I'm here looking for clients, and I just found one. 84 00:04:05,396 --> 00:04:07,982 You just admitted to causing this man grievous harm, 85 00:04:08,066 --> 00:04:11,569 and I am going to take you down. 86 00:04:11,653 --> 00:04:13,821 - I'm innocent. - You literally just admitted it. 87 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,449 - I was lying. - To a man in a coma? 88 00:04:17,033 --> 00:04:18,534 - I thought he was cake. - Okay. 89 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:20,828 I'll see you in court, Frank. 90 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:23,456 Shit. 91 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:27,835 This is great, buddy. Frankly, I think we should've done it years ago. 92 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:30,004 Agreed. This is the perfect complement 93 00:04:30,088 --> 00:04:31,756 - to our fast-paced lifestyle. - I think so too. 94 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,717 Plus, I really feel like we should know how to do CPR, you know? 95 00:04:34,801 --> 00:04:36,010 Yes. Yes. 96 00:04:36,094 --> 00:04:39,013 Hey. Uh, pepper? 97 00:04:39,097 --> 00:04:40,431 And what do we have here? 98 00:04:40,515 --> 00:04:42,934 Well, the incident with the jazzman got me thinking about peppers, 99 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:44,477 getting peppers back into my life. 100 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,981 You know? Peppers spice everything up from… from tacos to talk shows. 101 00:04:48,064 --> 00:04:49,107 That's cute. 102 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:51,150 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. I like where your head's at, 103 00:04:51,234 --> 00:04:54,570 but I think really it's maybe a matter of dosage. 104 00:04:54,654 --> 00:04:56,322 Like we-we shouldn't eat a whole pepper. 105 00:04:56,406 --> 00:04:57,782 We saw what happened to the jazzman. 106 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,867 I'm thinking maybe microdosing is the way to go. 107 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,661 - Microdose. Explain. - Yep. 108 00:05:01,744 --> 00:05:05,498 Well, instead of taking 100% of the dose 10% of the time, 109 00:05:05,581 --> 00:05:09,252 we take 10% of the dose 100% of the time. 110 00:05:09,335 --> 00:05:10,878 That is scientifically more better. 111 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:11,963 - Wanna try it? - Yeah. 112 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:14,882 - All right, just take a little nibble. - Just a little… a little micro, huh? 113 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,929 - Yeah. - And then we just need to repeat 114 00:05:20,013 --> 00:05:22,348 - that dosage all day and all night. - Absolutely. That's good. 115 00:05:22,432 --> 00:05:24,809 I'm getting a little heat, but it's not too much heat. 116 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,061 No. I definitely don't need more than that, know what I mean? 117 00:05:27,145 --> 00:05:29,397 - No. I'm gonna need more in 15 minutes. - Well, sure. 118 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,732 Okay. 119 00:05:30,815 --> 00:05:33,026 - Speaking of spicy… - How's everyone doing? 120 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:35,028 …things just got a little caliente. 121 00:05:35,111 --> 00:05:36,904 Hello, class, and welcome. 122 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:41,701 I wanna congratulate you all for making a decision to pursue a career in this field. 123 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:46,831 Are you two guys all right? 124 00:05:47,582 --> 00:05:48,666 - Yeah. - Yeah. 125 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:53,713 Yeah, all good. All good. Uh, and may I, uh, compliment you on your uniform? 126 00:05:53,796 --> 00:05:57,175 The snugness, uh, really accentuates your physique. 127 00:05:57,258 --> 00:05:58,843 If-If that's okay to say. 128 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,637 Uh… It's not, but let's continue, huh? 129 00:06:01,721 --> 00:06:03,598 Uh, if you don't mind, can we skip to the fun parts? 130 00:06:03,681 --> 00:06:05,475 You're not even letting me get started. 131 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:10,146 Sorry. My, uh, my partner here, he's just excited to save lives. 132 00:06:10,229 --> 00:06:12,357 Okay. Well, I applaud you for your enthusiasm, 133 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,901 but let's stay on track here, huh? Now… 134 00:06:16,527 --> 00:06:17,653 - Yes? - Um… 135 00:06:17,737 --> 00:06:20,656 When I just referred to the gentleman to my right as my partner, 136 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:23,284 I meant in medicine, not in life. 137 00:06:23,368 --> 00:06:26,120 In life, I am very much single. 138 00:06:26,204 --> 00:06:29,415 That's great, but I wanna start this class right now, okay? 139 00:06:29,499 --> 00:06:32,752 Oh, God. I-I tell you, man, I think I got the dosage off. 140 00:06:32,835 --> 00:06:36,047 I think I ate a little bit too much. Less is more. That's on me. 141 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,924 - The what? - The hot peppers. 142 00:06:38,007 --> 00:06:40,927 Uh, when do we cover the dosing, the pepper dosing in the class? 143 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:42,845 I don't know what you're even talking about, 144 00:06:42,929 --> 00:06:45,473 but I tell you what, let's talk about CPR. 145 00:06:45,556 --> 00:06:48,142 - Oh, I'd like to volunteer. - No, I don't… 146 00:06:49,227 --> 00:06:51,020 - You're already getting up. All right. - I'm so sorry. 147 00:06:51,104 --> 00:06:52,730 It's so much spicier than I thought. 148 00:06:52,814 --> 00:06:54,524 Now, when we get to the chest compressions, 149 00:06:54,607 --> 00:06:56,984 should I take your shirt off or should you take mine off? 150 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,069 No shirts come off. 151 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,446 Actually, I'd love to take my shirt off. I'm getting pretty sweaty. 152 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,907 - Can we start with the dummies, please? - Okay. 153 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:07,370 And hands go like so, and we want to start with compressions to the song, 154 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,874 - Let me give it a shot. Do you mind? - You wanna step in? 155 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:14,293 Actually, I'd love to step in here and see this thing. 156 00:07:14,377 --> 00:07:15,419 - Sure. - Yeah. 157 00:07:16,838 --> 00:07:18,256 How's this? 158 00:07:18,756 --> 00:07:20,508 That's-That's-That's a little too fast. 159 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:23,553 And you see, class, I'm increasing the rate of compressions 160 00:07:23,636 --> 00:07:25,096 to ensure maximum blood flow. 161 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,390 - Class, don't listen to him. - It's so hot! 162 00:07:27,473 --> 00:07:29,433 Now, class, you'll notice I am still finding a rhythm. 163 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,601 That is way too fast. 164 00:07:30,685 --> 00:07:33,187 Well, somebody doesn't understand double time. 165 00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:35,231 You see, I'm pushing to a much spicier song. 166 00:07:35,898 --> 00:07:39,694 Is everyone familiar with the Gipsy Kings's "Bamboléo"? 167 00:07:39,777 --> 00:07:41,821 Ah! An excellent choice, very spicy. 168 00:07:41,904 --> 00:07:44,824 Speaking of spice, I brought plenty of peppers for everyone. 169 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:55,751 Gosh, that damn lawyer is gonna jam me the hell up. 170 00:07:55,835 --> 00:07:57,128 - Yeah. - Hang on. 171 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:58,546 Maybe I should slip him a ghost pepper. 172 00:07:58,629 --> 00:08:01,966 Yeah, well, that's a good idea. All right, uh, chili flakes, please. 173 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,050 Wait. What? 174 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,844 I-I need the chili flakes, please. See them? 175 00:08:04,927 --> 00:08:06,304 - Yeah, I see 'em. - "Yes, Chef." 176 00:08:06,387 --> 00:08:07,930 - What? - Say, "Yes, Chef." 177 00:08:08,014 --> 00:08:09,015 Why? 178 00:08:09,098 --> 00:08:12,810 Because the stakes are, uh, very high, you know, this is high-stakes stuff. 179 00:08:12,894 --> 00:08:13,895 Stakes of what? 180 00:08:13,978 --> 00:08:16,147 The cooking! It's-It's life-and-death stuff, man. 181 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:18,274 - I need you to say, "Yes, chef." - You know what you should do? 182 00:08:18,357 --> 00:08:22,028 You should cook up an extra spicy meal. Really, really spicy. 183 00:08:22,111 --> 00:08:25,072 And I'll give it to The Lawyer. I'll trick him into eating it. 184 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,200 And then if he's not admitted to the hospital, 185 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:28,534 it would prove that I'm innocent. 186 00:08:28,618 --> 00:08:29,869 Okay, what if he dies? 187 00:08:29,952 --> 00:08:31,120 Win-win either way, right? 188 00:08:31,204 --> 00:08:33,289 - All right. - Oh! 189 00:08:33,372 --> 00:08:35,374 - Try that, baby! - Good smash. 190 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:36,500 - Smashed it good! - Really? 191 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:39,045 - You know how to do that? - Yeah, it's a brick-based medium. 192 00:08:39,128 --> 00:08:40,463 - Is it? - Yeah, that's my favorite part. 193 00:08:40,546 --> 00:08:42,465 What do you think? Same as a smash burger, right? 194 00:08:43,674 --> 00:08:45,927 - It's great! - Well, I added a little extra spice. 195 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:48,387 - Oh, yeah. I can feel it. - I've been microdosing myself. 196 00:08:48,471 --> 00:08:50,473 - Hey, yo. Here we go, Frank. - Yeah, it goes right up. 197 00:08:50,556 --> 00:08:51,891 Your smash burger. 198 00:08:51,974 --> 00:08:53,643 - No, you're too late. - Yeah. Sorry about that. 199 00:08:53,726 --> 00:08:55,811 That's because I got smashed by a Prius. 200 00:08:55,895 --> 00:08:57,146 - Oh. Yeah. - Whoops! Yeah. 201 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:58,898 - I need some shin guards, I think. - Yeah, looks bad. 202 00:08:58,981 --> 00:09:00,066 Yeah, it doesn't feel good. 203 00:09:00,149 --> 00:09:02,068 Well, Charlie already made me one, so you get no tip. 204 00:09:02,151 --> 00:09:04,111 - Charlie made you that? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 205 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,280 It's basically the same exact thing as that smash burger. 206 00:09:06,364 --> 00:09:07,573 - Really good. - Ho-Hold on a second. 207 00:09:07,657 --> 00:09:10,159 - What else can you make? - I can make anything. You kidding me? 208 00:09:10,243 --> 00:09:12,495 Okay. Well, hold on. I'm-I'm getting an idea here. 209 00:09:12,578 --> 00:09:13,746 - Yeah? - Yeah. 210 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:16,707 What if you help me spice up my job a little bit, right? 211 00:09:16,791 --> 00:09:18,876 And we make this sort of a ghost kitchen situation. 212 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,754 We do it right here. I keep my work central, 213 00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:24,090 but I really get to crank out the orders a lot faster. 214 00:09:24,173 --> 00:09:25,758 Okay, I like it. I'll do this for you, Dee. 215 00:09:25,841 --> 00:09:27,385 I will, but you gotta promise me something. 216 00:09:27,468 --> 00:09:30,555 You gotta say, "Yes, chef,"No, chef," "On your left, chef,"Corner, chef." 217 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,515 These kind of things. It's gotta work that way, Dee. 218 00:09:32,598 --> 00:09:35,101 - It's gotta work that way. - Why would I say any of those things? 219 00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:36,852 'Cause we're cooking food. 220 00:09:36,936 --> 00:09:38,938 - Yep, just food. - It's good. 221 00:09:39,021 --> 00:09:40,731 Doesn't seem like that big of a deal. 222 00:09:41,566 --> 00:09:43,234 It's the most serious thing… 223 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,028 - that has ever… - Yes, chef. 224 00:09:46,529 --> 00:09:47,863 - Yes, chef. - Yeah? 225 00:09:47,947 --> 00:09:49,198 - Don't care. Yep. - Isn't that great? 226 00:09:49,282 --> 00:09:50,658 Wait, wait, wait. Dee, before you go, 227 00:09:50,741 --> 00:09:52,660 wanna spice up your bike ride with a habanero? 228 00:09:55,788 --> 00:09:58,583 Coming through. Coming through! 229 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:01,294 On your left, bitch. 230 00:10:03,045 --> 00:10:04,797 Yo! Look out. Look out. Look out. Look out, bitch! 231 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:05,881 Move it, boner. 232 00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:07,883 Goddamn. Ooh. 233 00:10:11,804 --> 00:10:14,557 Buddy, getting a refund on those classes 234 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,476 and spending it on a decommissioned ambulance was the way to go. 235 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,646 The illegality of what we're doing is spicy enough to get me off. 236 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:23,274 And speaking of spice, I think we should up the dose. 237 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,359 I think we should cool it on the peppers for a little bit. 238 00:10:25,443 --> 00:10:28,821 I mean, you take too much of those things and you can go temporarily blind. 239 00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:31,866 - Blind? That's crazy. No, you can't. - Y-Yes, you can. 240 00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:34,577 Zebra 3? Zebra 3? You anywhere near 2nd and Race? 241 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,495 Got a woman with an injury on the sidewalk. 242 00:10:36,579 --> 00:10:38,414 Second and Race? That's like a block away. 243 00:10:38,497 --> 00:10:39,915 - Yeah. - Maybe we should answer it. 244 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,960 - Well, here's one issue. - What? 245 00:10:43,044 --> 00:10:45,630 - We are not EMTs. - Right. 246 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,090 This is Zebra 3. We are 20 out. Go to closer unit. 247 00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:50,468 It's only a turned knee and a run to St. Mercy's. 248 00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:51,552 I'm sure she can wait. 249 00:10:52,094 --> 00:10:54,096 This is Flaming Pepper, new truck on the rotation. 250 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:56,265 We're only about a block away. We're gonna stop by. 251 00:10:56,974 --> 00:10:59,560 Roger that, Flaming Pepper. I'll let her know you're on the way. 252 00:11:00,269 --> 00:11:01,354 What are you doing? 253 00:11:01,437 --> 00:11:04,315 I don't know. I mean, look, what could be spicier than answering a call? 254 00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:05,900 Plus, it's only a hospital run. No big deal. 255 00:11:05,983 --> 00:11:07,485 I am intrigued that it's a woman. 256 00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:09,070 Pop a pepper and let's go? 257 00:11:09,153 --> 00:11:10,154 You know what? Let's do it. 258 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:13,032 But let's-let's cool it on the peppers, all right? Let's be professional. 259 00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:14,659 We'll-We'll take some peppers afterwards. 260 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,452 Professional. You got it. 261 00:11:24,794 --> 00:11:25,836 That's probably enough of the… 262 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,463 - It's doing it on its own. - Yeah. Yeah. 263 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,849 - Ma'am? - How we doing over here, ma'am? 264 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:40,184 What seems to be the problem? 265 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:43,187 This crazy woman jumps the curb on her bicycle 266 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,606 yelling nonsense about hot peppers. 267 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,025 I think I twisted my knee. It might be sprained. 268 00:11:48,109 --> 00:11:50,403 - Ugh. It's terrible. - Yeah. 269 00:11:51,529 --> 00:11:53,989 Uh, ma'am, would you, uh, excuse us for one quick second? 270 00:11:54,073 --> 00:11:55,616 - Come talk to me over here. - Yeah. 271 00:11:56,325 --> 00:11:57,993 - Did you pepper up? - No. 272 00:11:58,077 --> 00:11:59,537 - Yes, you did. - No. 273 00:12:00,246 --> 00:12:02,081 - Okay, I just had a little bit o… - Goddamn it. 274 00:12:02,164 --> 00:12:03,874 Now you're not microdosing anymore. 275 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,126 You've slipped into macrodosing. 276 00:12:05,209 --> 00:12:06,335 - Macrodosing. - Yeah. 277 00:12:06,419 --> 00:12:07,586 That's cool 'cause it's my name. 278 00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:10,005 All right. Damn it. You know what? 279 00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:13,384 Give me a little bit. 'Cause I feel like I'm dipping a little. 280 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,677 Just a little, dude. 281 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,555 I'm not going to macrodose or anything. But, you know, a little something. 282 00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:19,724 - Yeah. - Oh, God. Man, that is the stuff. 283 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,434 But it's a mild heat, right? 284 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:24,103 - Holy shit. All right. Okay. - Oh, yeah. It's good. 285 00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:25,312 Let's save this bitch. 286 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,732 Ma'am. I think what you've got there is a sprain. 287 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,359 You're gonna not wanna put anything hot on it. 288 00:12:30,443 --> 00:12:32,778 - Or cold. - Yeah. Nothing hot, nothing cold. 289 00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:33,863 Yeah. Lukewarm, really. 290 00:12:33,946 --> 00:12:36,198 Ma'am, you're gonna… you're gonna wanna keep that knee lukewarm. 291 00:12:36,282 --> 00:12:38,951 You're gonna wanna take short, shallow breaths. 292 00:12:39,869 --> 00:12:42,037 Oh, you know what? I gotta check her for a concussion 293 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:44,248 - because I feel like she's acting crazy. - I-I-I didn't hit my head. 294 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,583 Just lay back and… 295 00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:50,421 Oh, God. Oh, my eye is burning. Was there something on your thumb? 296 00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:51,756 It's probably unrelated. 297 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,799 Oh, ma'am. You're becoming a bit hysterical. 298 00:12:53,883 --> 00:12:55,384 Why don't I do some chest compressions on you. 299 00:12:55,468 --> 00:12:57,928 - You wanna pop that sweater off? - What? No, I need to rinse my eye. 300 00:12:58,012 --> 00:12:59,430 Well, the sweater needs to come off. 301 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:00,848 - Yeah, let's make her unconscious. - Why? 302 00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:02,391 I feel like this is becoming a whole thing. 303 00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:04,268 - What? - Okay, ma'am, we're gonna get you 304 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,520 to the hospital right now. 305 00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:11,317 Dude, this is incredible. I feel so alive. 306 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,903 She definitely wants to bang me, dude. 307 00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:16,071 - Yeah. Don't you think? - Yeah, I think so. 308 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,912 Yo. Order up. Let's go. 309 00:13:23,829 --> 00:13:25,498 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 310 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,460 Wow. 311 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:30,544 Whoo. 312 00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:31,796 Whoo! 313 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,008 I got it. 314 00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:38,886 - Hey. Wow, he's okay. - Hey. 315 00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:46,393 Move! 316 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,937 You dumb bitch. 317 00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,898 Whoo. 318 00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:52,942 Yeah! All right. 319 00:13:53,025 --> 00:13:56,195 - These are the Chipotle burritos. - Chipotle burritos. Yes, chef. 320 00:13:57,029 --> 00:13:58,030 How's the spice pot? 321 00:13:58,113 --> 00:13:59,365 Spice pot is 322 00:14:00,658 --> 00:14:01,909 spicy but needs more peppers. 323 00:14:01,992 --> 00:14:03,702 Peppers coming up. More peppers. 324 00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:05,496 - Here we go. - Yep. I needed a "Yes, chef" there. 325 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:07,957 - Yes, chef. Yes, chef. - Yes, chef. Yes, chef! 326 00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:13,754 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's go. 327 00:14:13,837 --> 00:14:15,172 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 328 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,264 I don't know. I don't think he's gonna make it. 329 00:14:23,347 --> 00:14:25,307 - Looks like he's gonna die. - He's going in and out, isn't he? 330 00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:27,059 - Should we pepper? - You want some pepper, sir? 331 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,478 Goddamn it. Hands. I need hands. 332 00:14:29,562 --> 00:14:31,438 - Let's do it. Let's go. - Go, go, go, go, go, Frank. 333 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:34,567 - Go. Put the burger down. Go! - Come on, Frank. Come on! 334 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,237 Hot fries. Hot fries. Hot fries. 335 00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:43,534 Sir. Are you okay? 336 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,161 - I think we gotta do compressions, man. - Compressions, go. 337 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,126 Whoo! 338 00:14:54,378 --> 00:14:55,879 Come on. Pick it up, grandpa. 339 00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:02,011 Whoo! Oh, God! It's all seeds. 340 00:15:02,094 --> 00:15:03,262 It's all seeds. 341 00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:12,062 Order up. 342 00:15:12,771 --> 00:15:17,318 We did it, Charlie. This chili is maxed out. I mean, I gotta go. 343 00:15:17,401 --> 00:15:20,279 Oh, what? What? No. You can't go. Come on, I got orders, bud. 344 00:15:20,362 --> 00:15:22,197 I gotta go trick The Lawyer. 345 00:15:22,281 --> 00:15:23,991 Come on, I need my expediter. 346 00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:25,451 What? I'll be in here all by myself? 347 00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:27,578 Come on, Frank, I need you, buddy. 348 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,538 - Hey, yo! There he is. - Oh! 349 00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:31,123 - What do you got for us, buddy? - Oh. 350 00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:32,958 Anything for my first responders. 351 00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:36,295 My guy. My guy. My guy. Hey! All right. 352 00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,172 Whoo-hoo! 353 00:15:38,255 --> 00:15:39,840 - Oh, yeah. - That's hot. 354 00:15:41,884 --> 00:15:43,719 Getting high on your own supply over there? 355 00:15:43,802 --> 00:15:45,054 You mind? 356 00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:46,680 Yeah. Well, I'm in the weeds, boys. 357 00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:48,223 You know, I need it just to get by. 358 00:15:48,307 --> 00:15:51,018 How's it going for you fellas? How's it going out there in the streets? 359 00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:54,104 - Highs and lows. I don't love the blood. - A lot of blood in my line of work too. 360 00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:55,773 Well, there shouldn't be. 361 00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,816 Yeah, but you get the finger. I got Frank once or twice. 362 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,069 - There really shouldn't be… - It's life-and-death stuff. 363 00:16:00,152 --> 00:16:01,320 Not really though. 364 00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:03,864 It is for the animals, I guess. 365 00:16:03,947 --> 00:16:06,408 I always feel like I could use a little more action, you know what I mean? 366 00:16:06,492 --> 00:16:08,202 - You want more spice? - I want more spice. 367 00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:09,286 - Yeah? - Yeah. 368 00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:10,371 Okay. I'm done. 369 00:16:10,454 --> 00:16:11,705 - Pepper me. - Oh! 370 00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:13,165 Bingo! 371 00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:14,625 Dang, what happened to you? 372 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,794 Oh, bike got smashed by a crosstown bus. 373 00:16:16,877 --> 00:16:18,837 - Smashing ups everywhere. - Interesting. 374 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:23,300 Hey, this-this-this might be the peppers talking here, but, um, go with me. 375 00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:27,221 I'm sensing an opportunity to smash all of these ideas together… 376 00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:29,723 …and really spice up our lives. 377 00:16:30,683 --> 00:16:32,935 Now I'm gonna float out something that I believe to be… 378 00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:35,688 …a very reasonable proposition. 379 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,566 What is it? 380 00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:43,904 Okay, I got two smash burgers and a side of curly fries. 381 00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:45,948 - On your left! - Oh, yeah, thank you. 382 00:16:46,031 --> 00:16:47,366 - Thank you what? - Thank you, chef! 383 00:16:47,449 --> 00:16:48,826 - Thank you what? - Thank you, chef! 384 00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:49,910 Corner! 385 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,086 This is the spice I was looking for, baby! 386 00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:01,964 Oh. 387 00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:05,676 Well, well, well. Hmm. New office, huh? 388 00:17:06,218 --> 00:17:09,471 Popcorn ceiling, right next to the highway. This place is trash. 389 00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:13,183 Mr. Reynolds, always a pleasure. 390 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,935 I wanna talk about a settlement. 391 00:17:15,018 --> 00:17:18,564 I bet you do, because if I were your attorney, 392 00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:21,400 I would be begging for the same thing. 393 00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:23,235 But unfortunately for you… 394 00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:25,863 - Whoo! - …I am not. 395 00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:27,698 My depth perception is terrible. 396 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:29,867 Why? 397 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,744 Because of the goddamn eye. 398 00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,203 What happened to your eye? 399 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:34,663 Are you serious? 400 00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:36,790 Let's talk about this like gentlemen. 401 00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:38,208 I brought you some chili. 402 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:41,086 Okay, I'm not eating that. I'm sure it's poison. 403 00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,755 Besides, I ordered for myself. 404 00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:44,173 No, my food's better. 405 00:17:44,256 --> 00:17:47,342 And-And there's nothing the matter with that chili. That is tasty chili. 406 00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:49,219 - I-I promise. - Hey. Lawyer. 407 00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:52,264 - Not now, Dee. - He Postmated. I'm delivering. 408 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:55,809 Okay… I don't want any food delivered by any of you. 409 00:17:55,893 --> 00:17:58,896 Oh. Guess what, bozo? I don't care whether you eat it or not, 410 00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:01,190 but if you don't tip me, I'm taking out the other eye. 411 00:18:01,273 --> 00:18:03,317 - Eat mine. - No. 412 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,402 I'll eat some first. Yeah. 413 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:08,238 - I-I got my own spoon. - All right, this is bullshit. 414 00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:09,907 If you're not gonna tip me, I'm eating your lunch. 415 00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:12,743 - Be my guest. I don't care. - What do you think about this? 416 00:18:14,953 --> 00:18:16,538 - This is delicious. - Yep. 417 00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:20,584 - A little hot. Hot, hot, hot. - Mine too. Not-Not in temperature 418 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,461 so much as it's the tiniest bit spicy. 419 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,924 Really enjoying this a lot. 420 00:18:28,258 --> 00:18:29,551 I've got to take a knee. 421 00:18:30,094 --> 00:18:32,137 Oh! Shit, shit, shit, shit. 422 00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:35,474 How can you possibly make a burger so spicy? 423 00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,728 - This is so hot. - You've got to try this. 424 00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:43,148 I'll share that with you. 425 00:18:43,232 --> 00:18:45,275 Call 911! 426 00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:49,822 Got a possible code W59 in progress at Snyder and Pattison. 427 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:51,532 - Pepper, pepper? - Pattison? That's like right here. 428 00:18:51,615 --> 00:18:53,367 - Pepper? Pepper, anyone? - Oh, yes. Absolutely. 429 00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:55,953 Yeah. W59? What is that? 430 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,330 - Oh! - Snake bite. That's kind of exciting. 431 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,374 Whoa! That's very interesting to me. 432 00:19:00,457 --> 00:19:03,001 I've always wanted to suck out snake venom, you know this. 433 00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,296 - Flaming Pepper taking the call. - Let's take it. 434 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,673 Come on, baby. We're taking the call. 435 00:19:09,341 --> 00:19:10,717 Goddamn it. I'm dying. 436 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:11,927 Oh, come on. 437 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,096 What is it? What's going? You guys aren't snake bit, are you? 438 00:19:14,179 --> 00:19:17,349 Dee thought that was the only way we could get you guys to come up here. 439 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,684 We said it was a snake bite. 440 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,561 - I was right. - This is wonderful. 441 00:19:20,644 --> 00:19:24,022 I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on here, 442 00:19:24,106 --> 00:19:26,108 but I guarantee you it's going to help me in my suit. 443 00:19:26,191 --> 00:19:30,904 I love watching all of you fail. Cheers. 444 00:19:32,322 --> 00:19:34,658 I got you! 445 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,952 What… 446 00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,036 What's in that? 447 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:42,749 That is 100% juiced Carolina Reaper tea. 448 00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:45,043 I got him. 449 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:46,962 Reaper tea. 450 00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:48,797 Somebody… 451 00:19:49,798 --> 00:19:51,717 What's happening to me? 452 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,303 Are you all right? 453 00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:56,555 We're getting close, guys. Almost there. Just hang on. 454 00:19:56,638 --> 00:19:58,307 How we looking back there? 455 00:19:58,390 --> 00:19:59,391 He's gonna die! 456 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:01,476 Bamboléo. Bamboléo. Bamboléo. Bamboléo. Bamboléo. 457 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,562 Dee, get those fries out of the fryer, stat. 458 00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:06,148 It just hurts so bad. You're overspicing the food, chef. 459 00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:07,399 What are they doing? 460 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:10,194 - Enough with the orders. - No, no. Just one more drop. 461 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,321 He's gonna die! Order, order. 462 00:20:17,242 --> 00:20:21,413 Oh. Oh, God. It burns! Oh, shit, it burns! 463 00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:24,499 Goddamn it, Dennis. You have to yell "corner!" 464 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,169 - I can't see. - What? 465 00:20:27,252 --> 00:20:28,921 Goddamn it! I think I overdosed on the peppers. 466 00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:30,422 I told you this would happen, Mac. 467 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:37,012 I can't see. Goddamn it! Goddamn you! 468 00:20:43,393 --> 00:20:44,978 Oh, fuck! 469 00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:00,953 All right, all right, all right. 470 00:21:01,036 --> 00:21:02,037 I've-I've heard enough. 471 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,622 Joyriding through the city, 472 00:21:03,705 --> 00:21:07,376 serving food without a permit in an unlicensed ambulance, 473 00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:10,545 all while impersonating medical professionals. 474 00:21:10,629 --> 00:21:14,049 For what? Your own twisted amusement? 475 00:21:14,132 --> 00:21:15,884 What have you got to say for yourself? 476 00:21:16,969 --> 00:21:20,639 I swear there were other people there. 477 00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:24,935 I was strapped into a gurney. I passed out. 478 00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:30,857 Uh, they must have put me in an EMT uniform and-and-and fled the scene. 479 00:21:32,985 --> 00:21:34,736 Thirty days, Philly Correctional. 480 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,363 Next case.