1 00:00:15,788 --> 00:00:17,210 Dee, do you want a hot dog? 2 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,110 - No. Buzz off. - Dennis, dog? 3 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:21,220 Get that hot dog away from me. 4 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:23,220 You're gonna get hot dog grease on my seersucker suit. 5 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,020 Why'd you guys get so dressed up anyway? 6 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:26,660 People get dressed up to go to horse races. 7 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:28,060 We're not going to a football game. 8 00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:29,730 You guys are gonna look like a bunch schlubs. 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,830 All right. Mac, you want a raw hot dog? 10 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:32,930 - No. - What? Charlie, 11 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:35,060 - you're eating 'em raw? - Yeah. 12 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:37,200 Mac and I are doing, like, this raw-dog thing. 13 00:00:37,230 --> 00:00:38,300 It's pretty cool. 14 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,900 That's not what raw-dogging is. 15 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,940 - It's not? - It's a sexual thing, Charlie. 16 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:43,010 Well, that's true, Frank. 17 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,670 But in this case, it's a completely 18 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:45,940 different kind of raw dog. 19 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,680 It's like this whole TikTok trend 20 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:49,650 where people deprive themselves of creature comforts 21 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,150 while traveling somewhere. 22 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:52,950 I don't... I don't get the point of it. 23 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:55,050 Well, the point is, it's about getting back to basics, 24 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,020 before we were all pampered and soft. 25 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:58,920 Well, you're gonna be missing out, Mac. 26 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:01,790 This whole experience is gonna be about glamour, opulence, 27 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,799 the majestic excellence of thoroughbreds 28 00:01:03,834 --> 00:01:04,960 earthquaking down a track 29 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:06,530 while we sip on mint juleps 30 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,600 and eat pimento cheese finger sandwiches 31 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:09,270 amongst the Southern elite. 32 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,930 Kentucky Derby, here we come. 33 00:01:11,970 --> 00:01:13,770 Whoops. Uh-uh. 34 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,610 What do you mean "oops"? What does that mean? 35 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,010 We're going somewhere else. 36 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,040 Somewhere else? Frank, where are you taking us? 37 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,900 Oh, my God. This place is a shithole. 38 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,040 What are you talking about? This is great. 39 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:50,740 The dog track, baby. 40 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:52,010 In hindsight, I should've realized 41 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,740 when we got those bus tickets, 42 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,150 the Kentucky Derby is not held in West Virginia. 43 00:01:56,180 --> 00:01:58,080 All right, let's stop bitching. What do we wanna do? 44 00:01:58,110 --> 00:01:59,620 Wanna go place some bets or something? 45 00:02:00,147 --> 00:02:01,280 This is so low class. 46 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,250 All right, whatever. 47 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,750 Let's, uh, get some more raw hot dogs then. 48 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:05,820 We'll jump on Mac's raw-dog thing. 49 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,220 You're not getting it, Charlie. 50 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,960 I am the raw-dog in this situation. 51 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:11,590 I don't wanna eat dogs, watch dogs or be dogs, okay? 52 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,630 This is not the classy vibe I was looking for. 53 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,160 Why are we here, Frank? 54 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,770 Well, because this place is closing down, 55 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,740 and I am a minority owner of one of those hounds. 56 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:22,270 You own part of a dog? 57 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,610 Yeah, 40% of Pennies From Heaven. 58 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,310 Pennies From Heaven? 59 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,580 God, if I was gonna receive something from heaven, 60 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:28,710 the last thing I'd want is pennies. 61 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:30,180 They're worthless. 62 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:31,580 I gotta pop up to the owner's box 63 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,450 to chop up with the majority shareholder first. 64 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,120 - So - Owner's box. 65 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:38,220 Okay, I like the sound of that. 66 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,420 Get away from this riffraff before one of 'em stabs us. 67 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,090 Might be able to get a decent cocktail up there. 68 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,660 Yeah, I'll do that. 69 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:45,560 All right. Mac, you wanna go place some bets, dude? 70 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:46,700 That'll be fine. 71 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,330 Well, let's do it. Come on, man. 72 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,130 All right, how do we do this, man? 73 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,670 Like, how do we know which dog to bet on? 74 00:02:53,095 --> 00:02:55,140 I guess we just pick the rawest one. 75 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,270 Yeah, but how do we know which is the rawest dog? 76 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,440 You think there's, like, a one-eyed dog or, like, um 77 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,510 Uh, I'm pretty sure they're all gonna have both eyes, dude. 78 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:03,350 Yeah. That's what I'm worried about. 79 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:05,780 Maybe we should ask one of these mongrels around here. 80 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,750 - They look pretty raw to me. - Get a pointer, right? Yeah. 81 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:10,020 These are raw, raw people we're with 82 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,090 Look at that dude right there, man. 83 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,190 That guy looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter. 84 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,690 Who's rawer than that? 85 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,690 He does. He does. But, you know, his hair routine, 86 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:20,360 that seems like a lot of effort and that is not raw, man. 87 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,460 Yeah, there's a lot of primping involved. 88 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,800 It's a lot of conditioner, blow-dryers. 89 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:28,070 It's not raw to care that much, yeah. What about this dude? 90 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,410 I'm getting a Snoop Dogg vibe off this guy, right? 91 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,270 - Who's rawer than Snoop, man? - Yeah, it's Nobody. 92 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:35,340 Well, ever since he became best friends with Martha Stewart 93 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:36,780 at the Olympics, that took a little... 94 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:38,480 - That was weird. - Took the dog out of him. 95 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,780 - That killed it for me. - Took the dog out of him. 96 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,520 It killed it for me. 97 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:42,620 This guy right there. 98 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:45,050 - Check this dude out. - Which guy? 99 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:47,260 Kind of peacing out against the door right there. He's raw. 100 00:03:47,290 --> 00:03:49,220 - What makes you say that? - Well, he's not wearing shoes. 101 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:51,160 Which is fucking disgusting. 102 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,160 Look at the ground. 103 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,800 Ah! Dude. No, man. There's something raw... 104 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:56,630 - Something about this man... - There's nothing raw about it. 105 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,200 No, I'm getting a good vibe. 106 00:03:58,230 --> 00:03:59,600 You know, I can sense it like a dog. 107 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,200 - Come on. - I don't think you understand 108 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,610 what I'm going for. 109 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,470 Excuse me, um, sir. 110 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,640 My friend and I are gonna place a bet on the next race. 111 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,740 We just don't know, like, 112 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,350 who's the good dog, you know. 113 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,780 If you're sniffing around for a winner, 114 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:13,444 I'd bet my last bone on Squeaky Wheel. 115 00:04:13,479 --> 00:04:15,520 Runs real good after a rain. 116 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,050 Loves a wind out of the southeast. 117 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,320 Squeaky Wheel's gonna get the grease if you ask me. 118 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,120 Squeaky Wheel. That's a good pointer. 119 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,012 That your hot dog on the ground? 120 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,130 Oh, sorry, dude. 121 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,200 Yeah, I think I was holding the bag upside down. 122 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:29,260 I must've dropped it. 123 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:31,670 You eating it? 124 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,270 Uh... No. 125 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:35,300 It's raw though, just just so you know. 126 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,370 Oh, that's okay. 127 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:39,229 Good luck with the race. 128 00:04:39,264 --> 00:04:41,010 Okay, yeah. Thanks a lot, man. 129 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,810 Nice. That dude was great. Let's place that bet. 130 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:46,350 What are you talking about? 131 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:47,720 I think he's gonna eat that hot dog. 132 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,150 - So what? - A raw hot dog from the ground? 133 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,290 - Oh, Charlie - Oh. Oh, Excuse me! 134 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,290 Oh. Oh, I can only eat foods served to... 135 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,530 He was shoeless! 136 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,790 - Did you see those feet? - Oh! I have to 137 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,760 I have to have shoes on constantly. Oh! 138 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,270 - I think he's very, very sick. - You just... 139 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:04,730 I'm following your raw-dog idea, 140 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:06,200 and the second I suggest something, 141 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:08,040 you're shitting all over it, man. 142 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:09,570 We're not taking the advice of a shoeless hobo, okay? 143 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,510 That guy was awesome, man. I don't know. 144 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:14,140 - I'm trying to do your thing. - His... His feet look like hams. 145 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,610 He's sick. I think he's very sick. 146 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,710 I do like the sound of an owner's box. 147 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,450 Yeah, we're owner's box people. 148 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,180 That's right. We belong here. 149 00:05:21,826 --> 00:05:23,024 Oof. Little smoky. 150 00:05:23,059 --> 00:05:24,150 Oh, yeah. My eyes are burning. 151 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,120 - That's the menthols. - Uh, is it? 152 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:28,420 - Hey, Frank. My man. - Hey, yo! Hey. 153 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:30,230 - How you doing, brother? - I'm tits. 154 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:35,030 This is Dennis and this is Dee. They're my kids, or whatnot. 155 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:37,530 Okay. I see you all dressed up. 156 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,140 We were led to believe we were going to the Kentucky Derby. 157 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,640 Yeah, we thought we were stepping into 158 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:43,770 a little bit more of a classy affair, you know. 159 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,040 Yeah. I think you'll find the dog track 160 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:47,710 to be quite elegant. Menthol? 161 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:50,210 - Yeah, no. Thank you. - I'm good. I'm good. 162 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,580 Uh, speaking of elegant, let's talk stud rights. 163 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,550 Got what you want right here, Frank? Your 40%. 164 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,050 - You did it already. - Yeah. 165 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,520 I was supposed to film that for the Saudis. 166 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:00,720 - Saudis? - Yeah. 167 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:01,820 Man, I don't do business with them. 168 00:06:01,884 --> 00:06:02,830 What do you think they're talking about? 169 00:06:02,922 --> 00:06:05,630 - You gotta do it again so I can film it. - Before a race? 170 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:07,030 - Yes, before the race. - No way, Frank. 171 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:08,630 - The milking's done. - Yes, yes. 172 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,630 I believe they're talking about masturbating a dog. 173 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,000 That's what I was worried about. 174 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:13,070 Um, okay, guys. 175 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,740 - Uh... We're outta of here. - Mm-hmm. 176 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:17,740 No, w-wait, wait. The Saudis will pay big money for that. 177 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:20,510 - Is that right? - Yes, but that... that jar 178 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:23,550 could have a-a border collie's jizz in it for all I know. 179 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:25,380 - Yeah. - I got gotta be sure. 180 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:27,720 I got... Okay, what we should do, 181 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,620 we could sneak down there, 182 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,020 and I could film you guys getting it. 183 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:35,290 He wants us to get it. We're not jerking a dog off, Frank. 184 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,790 - That's not gonna happen. - Not something we're doing. 185 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,660 That's not the kind of day we were looking to have. 186 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,630 Okay, all right. You don't have to help me with the dog. 187 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,600 But don't take it out on the track. 188 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:44,230 I mean, you can still have some fun. 189 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,540 Why don't you put a bet on the first race? 190 00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:50,070 Here, here, I'll tell you what. Put $10 on Squeaky Wheel. 191 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,670 - I hate these stupid dog names. - You too. Take this. 192 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:54,110 - Here, well, you go too. - I'm not gonna not take it. 193 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:59,050 Holy shit, dude. They are fast. 194 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,750 That is impressive. 195 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,750 Around the final turn. Squeaky Wheel making a move. 196 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,290 Uh! Ah! 197 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,090 Whoa. Hey. 198 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,390 Down the stretch, here they come. It's Squeaky Wheel! 199 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:09,690 - Wha... Oh! - Wow! 200 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,260 Oh! Baby! Who won? Who won? 201 00:07:12,290 --> 00:07:15,400 - Squeaky Wheel by a mile, dude. - We woulda won, dude. Come on. 202 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:17,030 We gotta go find that raw dog guy. 203 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,430 That's our guy. That's our dog, man. 204 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:21,470 - Squeaky Wheel! - Okay! Okay! Okay! 205 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,070 - What'd I tell you, huh? - Yeah. 206 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,370 - How much do we win? - $200 each. 207 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,110 - Really? Oh, my God. - What? 208 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:29,350 Frank, I gotta tell you, there's a real rush in this. 209 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:31,350 - Anybody want a screwdriver? - Yes. Yeah. 210 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,750 Toss me one of those menthols too, while you're at it. 211 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,150 Yeah, gross. Hey, Frank, when's the next race? 212 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:38,620 Oh. We got a minute. What? Were you looking for action? 213 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:40,560 - Uh, maybe. Yeah. - What do you have in mind? 214 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,220 Rochambeau for a hundred dollars. 215 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,560 - I'm in. Ready? - Wait, what? 216 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:45,630 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 217 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:47,260 Rock beats scissors. I'm up 300 bucks. 218 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,630 Yeah, yeah. 219 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,370 - Okay. I go, I go, I go. - I'm up 300 bucks. 220 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,070 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 221 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,210 Same one? Seriously, dummy? 222 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,710 Pay me, bitch. 223 00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:00,080 I'll tell you what. We'll go $500 each, right? 224 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:01,710 - Right here. Ready? - Absolutely, absolutely. 225 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,350 I'll call this one. Ready? 226 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:05,410 - All right. - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 227 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:09,180 I didn't know he was gonna do the same one three times. 228 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,790 Yeah, I guess we lost it all, didn't we? 229 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,360 Is that it? 230 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:14,460 That's all right. We'll win it back. 231 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:15,790 Yeah. We'll win it back. 232 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,530 Frank, what else can we bet on, man? 233 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,151 What number am I thinking of between one and ten? 234 00:08:20,186 --> 00:08:22,460 - A hundred dollars. - That's a good one. Okay, yeah. 235 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,600 - Seven. - Two. 236 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:25,170 Nope, wrong. 237 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,470 - You owe me $100. Fork it over. - Oh, shit. 238 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:33,210 I don't know if we're gonna find this guy, man. 239 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,480 Maybe he just got lucky. 240 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:36,350 Nah, this is the guy, man. 241 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:38,710 This is... This is our raw dog. Yeah, you know where he is? 242 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,080 He's probably at the ticket window 243 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,320 collecting his winnings, right? 244 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:42,350 I don't know. 245 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,220 Wait a second. Is that him down there on all fours? 246 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,090 Is he foraging for more food? 247 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,460 Probably just dropped his ticket or something. Come on. 248 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:49,720 - Let's go talk to him. - All right. 249 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:52,490 Excuse me. Uh... 250 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:54,300 Sir, hi. I-I I don't know if you remember us. 251 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:56,730 - We didn't get a name earlier. - It's Sparky. 252 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,470 What you looking for down there, Sparky? 253 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,070 Corn nuts. 254 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,740 See, dude? I told you he was looking for food. 255 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:03,170 No, not to eat. 256 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,180 See, people drop 'em, and they blow onto the track. 257 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:10,110 Single corn nut can turn a dog's ankle, ruin its career. 258 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,850 Oh, so you're like a janitor here, man. 259 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,350 I do that too. It's actually pretty cool. 260 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:16,590 No. I take care of the dogs. 261 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,720 But I do like to tidy up on occasion. 262 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:21,060 Like that hot dog that you found. 263 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,190 Dogs appreciated that, by the way. 264 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,760 That's what you were doing. 265 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:27,430 Okay, all right. But what's with the no shoes? 266 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:29,560 Dog don't wear shoes, so why should I? 267 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,340 I like to feel what they feel, know what they know. 268 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,440 Dog's a majestic creature. 269 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:39,710 Ain't no coincidence that "god" spelled backwards is "dog." 270 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:45,510 Oh. Dude, I think I had you peg, like, all wrong. 271 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,480 You are super raw. 272 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,080 - Raw? - Oh, yeah. 273 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,620 My buddy and I, we're doing a raw dog thing. 274 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:53,320 Yeah, I'm trying to re-embrace my raw dog nature. 275 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,060 Lately I've been feeling no joy. 276 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,760 I've overindulged. I've been taking crazy risks. 277 00:09:57,790 --> 00:10:00,460 I jumped off the top of a jungle gym the other day. 278 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,630 I went to a nightclub and got really raw with it. 279 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,200 Had a bit of a scare. 280 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,730 I've been seeking my pleasures 281 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:07,470 through thrills and sexual conquests, 282 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,570 and I think I need to be more raw. 283 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,610 You know, "raw" spelled backwards is "war," 284 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,580 and you sound like you at war with yourself. 285 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,380 This is blowing my mind. 286 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,080 Wow, dude, me too. What else can you spell backwards? 287 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,720 Yeah, I feel like we could... 288 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,490 we could learn something from you, bro. 289 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,260 Y'all wanna learn the way of the dog. 290 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,590 - Yes. Totally. - Yeah. Yeah. 291 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:28,660 Could we, like, tag along with you? 292 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,360 Let's do it. 293 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:32,090 All right. Yeah, by the way, how much you win? 294 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,530 - Win? - On your bet. 295 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,460 Oh, I don't bet on dogs. 296 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,600 Gambling can drive a man crazy, 297 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,730 make him do things against his better nature. 298 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,310 Gambling will make you lower than the lowest dog there is. 299 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,050 Yeah, come on, baby. Come on. 300 00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:55,180 Whoo! Yeah! 301 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:57,350 - Give me that 18 bucks, bitch! - He won 18 bucks. 302 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,220 I got your tie on that one. 303 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:00,520 No, give me the tie, Dee. Come on, what are you doing? 304 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,320 - Give me 18 bucks. - Roll for it then. 305 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,790 All right. Here you go. 306 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,160 - Come on, come on, come on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 307 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:08,660 - Whoo! - Damn it. 308 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,330 - You're so dumb. - Shit! 309 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,640 Louis, I'll give you this hat for the dog siring rights. 310 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,370 - No dice, Frank. - Come on. 311 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,040 Hundred grand, you can go jerk him off right now. 312 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:17,840 - Oh... - Guys, let's keep this classy. 313 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,480 Next bet. Next bet. Let's go. 314 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,180 All even numbers, I get your jacket. 315 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,550 No. Let's stick to cash, okay? 316 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:23,650 - You're not getting my jacket... - You got no cash. 317 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:24,750 I got $3 in my pocket. 318 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,180 You're out of money. 319 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,220 Ten bucks you can eat that gum off the floor. 320 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,620 I'll do it. 321 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:30,090 No, no. What are you doing? Stop it. No. 322 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,350 Twenty dollars you rip Dennis's jacket. 323 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,620 No, I just wanna win my money back. 324 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,760 Don't rip the sleeve. Come on. 325 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:37,130 Goddamn it! You son of a bitch! 326 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,060 - Here you go. - Thank you. Yay. 327 00:11:39,590 --> 00:11:42,300 Dee! All right. Rochambeau to get it tailored! 328 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:43,400 No problem. 329 00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:46,170 - Suck it, bitch. - Oh, God. 330 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,100 You gotta get that shit tailored. You bitch! 331 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,110 - I like it like that. - Yeah, it's better like that. 332 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:52,170 - It made it look better. - Next bet. 333 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,080 Yeah, man. 334 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:58,580 Some folks are just chasing the wrong rabbit. 335 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:01,050 They're the one is really running in circles. 336 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,020 Why are you spitting in the bowls? 337 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,620 Let's them know I'm the alpha. 338 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,830 Dude. That's sick, man. 339 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,500 I'm gonna start spitting in people's beers at my job, 340 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:15,500 - Let them know, like, I'm the... - Nah, don't do that though. 341 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,030 Goddamn mutt. 342 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,770 Do you have any idea how much money I blew on you? 343 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,640 Excuse me for a second, fellas. 344 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:21,770 We got a problem here? 345 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,610 I feel like I wanna be raw, 346 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,510 but every time he does something cool, 347 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,380 he then does something really raw, 348 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:28,940 and it kind of grosses me out. 349 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,650 You don't like that he's spitting in the dog food? 350 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,510 No, I don't like that he expressed that dog's 351 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:33,820 anal glands with his bare hands. 352 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:35,750 Yeah. But I mean, like, look, dude, 353 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,790 you wanna be raw, you gotta get your hands a little dirty. 354 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:40,060 Well, you don't got to 'cause there's gloves right there. 355 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,520 There were gloves right there, weren't there? 356 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:44,790 - Whoa! - Take it easy. Okay, okay, okay. 357 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,030 Well, he's got that dog in him. 358 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,800 - Take it easy. - He's going full dog on that guy, huh? 359 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,330 Forget about it. Forget about it. 360 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,500 Wow. That was intense, man. Whoa! 361 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,470 Yeah, I'm sorry y'all had to see that, 362 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,940 but sometimes I'm just off my leash and protecting my pack. 363 00:12:57,970 --> 00:13:01,040 Yeah. Is that... That's the one you expressed the gland with. 364 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,340 - Yeah. - Yeah. 365 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,880 Now, this dog here is hurt. 366 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,550 He can't race no more. That makes him mine now. 367 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,650 So, you get to keep the dog? 368 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,020 Yeah, I get to take him home, 369 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,390 take care of him. I live right here. 370 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:14,060 In the dog kennel? 371 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:16,930 No, I wish. No, I live in a trailer out in the parking lot. 372 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,360 Oh. 373 00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:20,600 Come on, let's get out of here. 374 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,570 Before this place makes animals of us all. 375 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,940 Ready, set, go! 376 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,850 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 377 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,080 Oh, no. 378 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,490 Don't quit, don't quit, don't quit. 379 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,520 They're not gonna make it. They're not gonna make it. 380 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,620 No, they're gonna make it. 381 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:51,390 No, no. Gag, gag, don't quit. 382 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,790 You haven't made your money back yet. 383 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,430 You haven't made your money back. 384 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:58,530 You haven't made your money back. 385 00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,070 It's too much. It's too much. 386 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,870 Okay, my sister and I are out of here. 387 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:05,540 - You owe me 15K, Frank! - Damn! Goddamn it. 388 00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:07,080 - Ten bucks says they stay. - I'll take that. 389 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,780 No, no, no. No more bets, goddamn it! 390 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:12,680 We've been degraded enough! We're out of here. 391 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,750 Not classy! Not classy, Frank! 392 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:17,050 Not classy! Not classy! 393 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,590 Not classy! 394 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,020 That was bad. 395 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,790 It was just too far, Dee. 396 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,630 He turned us into the dogs. 397 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,930 You gotta stop, Dee. 398 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,530 Trying to stop, but the smell of dog food on your breath... 399 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:32,900 - Okay, listen, listen. - It's really bad. 400 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:39,810 I have a plan. I have a plan. 401 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,910 How we can get our money back and then some. 402 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,780 Double or nothing for our clothes? 403 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:46,480 No, we gotta be smarter than that, Dee! We gotta be smarter. 404 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,850 We can't play their games anymore, okay? 405 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,050 We're gonna get our money back, 406 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,520 and we're gonna make even more money. 407 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:55,360 But we're gonna have to do something pretty raw. 408 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:05,120 Come on, Sherlock Bones. Let's go. 409 00:15:05,183 --> 00:15:07,970 Well, this is my kennel. 410 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,500 Cool. Living at the dog track. 411 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,510 - That's raw, dude. - Yeah. 412 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:13,080 Oh, uh... 413 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,680 Pardon the tarp, boys. 414 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,510 Dogs get a little messy every now and then. 415 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,050 And you're putting the dog's needs first. 416 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,920 Yeah, right. He's thinking about the dog. 417 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:22,820 All day. Man, you have opened my eyes. 418 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:25,820 You have spent your entire life giving, and all I do is take. 419 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,860 - Yeah, you're big taker. - Yeah, I am. I'm a bit of a... 420 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:29,760 You are too though. 421 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,760 But look, I-I-I feel like being raw is putting yourself last. 422 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:33,830 And that's a good way to be. 423 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,500 Yeah, dude. Put yourself last. 424 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:38,879 And tarps, I mean, pretty awesome, man. 425 00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:40,970 - I might get a tarp for Frank. - What kind of breed is Frank? 426 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,610 Oh, Frank's a man. 427 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,570 - He's a man, human man. - Yeah, he's human man. 428 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,540 - Human. - But he's messy like a dog. 429 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,980 - Yeah. - Um... 430 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,410 But he's a man. 431 00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,490 Yeah. Anyways... 432 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,050 - Yeah. - Um... 433 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,920 Hey, listen, man, just thanks again for everything. 434 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,720 It's been an awesome day, and 435 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,060 I'm really just so sorry they're closing the place down. 436 00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:06,730 They're doing what now? 437 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,560 Oh, you didn't hear? 438 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,400 Oh, this place is closing down, yeah. 439 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,370 I think there's not gonna be 440 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,340 any more dog tracks in... in America. 441 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,370 I did not know that. 442 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:22,580 Think somebody would've told me. 443 00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,110 - Yeah. - Oh, well, 444 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,750 I guess I'm always just the last to know. 445 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,810 Yeah. 446 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,520 All right. 447 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:30,650 Say, boys, you mind 448 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,520 if I go spend a couple of minutes with my thoughts here? 449 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,660 Yeah, no. Go take... take a minute, 450 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,530 and we'll hang here and... 451 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,530 God, I feel bad that he didn't know. 452 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,360 God, man. I feel so bad. 453 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,930 I can't believe they would keep him in the dark like that, man. 454 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,600 You know what? He's got such a great outlook on life. 455 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,970 - I bet he bounces right back. - He definitely will. 456 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,370 That sounded like a gunshot, man. 457 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:54,010 It did sound like a gunshot. Do... 458 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,440 Do you think he shot the dog? 459 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,380 - Why? Why would... - I don't know. 460 00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,750 Maybe that's what he was talking about 461 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,520 when he says he takes care of the dogs, 462 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:02,780 like, he shoots them when they can't race anymore? 463 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:03,890 Is that a thing? It might be a thing. 464 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,050 That might be why they're shutting down 465 00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:07,620 all of these places over the country. 466 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,430 - 'Cause they shoot the dogs when they... - Yes! 467 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,000 Oh. 468 00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:14,500 Well, if he didn't shoot the dog, what did he shoot? 469 00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,970 - Oh... - Dude. 470 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,970 He was feeling a little too raw. 471 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:24,370 Hey. 472 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,540 Hi. 473 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,440 This is a crime scene now, right? 474 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,740 This is a crime scene, yeah. 475 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,710 - Know what, wipe our prints. - Yeah. 476 00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:32,080 We're thinking the same thing. 477 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,650 We gotta wipe the prints. 478 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,420 Let's get out of here, man. Let's just get out of here. 479 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:37,650 You wanna burn this thing down, or... 480 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:39,820 Go, go. 481 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,860 Frank. Frank, we gotta go. Right now. 482 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,360 There he is. 483 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,730 We gotta go. We gotta go. 484 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,060 There is a seedy underbelly to this place. 485 00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:46,560 Maybe a bit of a fingerprints situation. 486 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,900 It's not good. Bad things happened. 487 00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,400 There's definitely a fingerprint issue. 488 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:50,670 - We gotta go, dude. - We gotta go. 489 00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:52,830 We did it. 490 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,600 - Bitch! - Why are you dressed like this? 491 00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:58,340 - Move past that. - Yeah, not now, not now. 492 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,040 We want our clothes. We want our money. 493 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,480 And we want 50% of whatever the Saudis were gonna pay you. 494 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,380 - You did it? - Oh, yeah, we did it, 495 00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:05,480 you son of a bitch. 496 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,680 - Prove it. - No problem. 497 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,750 I was hoping we weren't gonna show this. 498 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:10,490 No, we're gonna do it. 499 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,550 - No, they're gonna see it. - Here we go. 500 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:13,890 There we go. All right. 501 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,590 Go. 502 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:22,430 Hello, crown princes and other honorable Saudis. 503 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:30,040 With much respect, we present to you, Pennies From Heaven. 504 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,970 Champion racing dog. 505 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:37,410 Let this video serve as proof to show authenticity. 506 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,250 Oh, God. Okay, all right, here we go. 507 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,950 Yep. 508 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,250 Yeah, get under him. Get underneath. 509 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,950 Oh, my God, man. 510 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,520 Well, don't... Okay. 511 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,360 - Oh, my God! - Oh! 512 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,070 Shit. 513 00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:00,900 They did it! You owe me big time, Louis. 514 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,840 I won. 515 00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,580 - Well done, Frank. - Fork it over, baby. 516 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,940 - Nice! - Easy. Easy. 517 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:12,610 - Oh, w-what's happening? - I won. 518 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,350 - You won what? - The bet. 519 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,050 I bet Louis I could get you guys to jerk off a dog, 520 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,950 and you did it. 521 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,590 The Saudis. What about the Saudis? 522 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,320 I don't know no Saudis. 523 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:25,490 - I don't even own a dog. - What are you talking about? 524 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:29,160 The only reason why we're here is so I can bet on you. 525 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,900 You are my raw dogs, and you won. 526 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:35,040 No, no, we're here because you wanted to bet on the dog races. 527 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,240 Dog races? I never bet on a dog race. 528 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:39,410 That's some low-class shit. 529 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:51,020 You guys raw-dogging it home? 530 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,560 Anyone like a corn nut? 531 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:40,215 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com