1 00:00:16,586 --> 00:00:19,260 - They are really going at it. - Lot of tongue. 2 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,130 Too much tongue. 3 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:23,100 I think it's kind of weird that we're watching them, right? 4 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,970 Well, it's hot. I think it'd be weird if we didn't watch them. 5 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:27,800 They are super young though. 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,610 - Yeah. - In fact, everybody here is super young. 7 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,580 - Oh, goddamn. - Oh, come on. 8 00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:36,750 - Hey, are you 21? - Yeah, what does it look like? 9 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,080 Yeah, fuck off, grandpa. 10 00:00:38,482 --> 00:00:39,650 Oh. 11 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,880 - The mouth on him. - I mean... 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,150 - Heinous. - Wait a second. 13 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,750 Didn't we, like, just deal with this? 14 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:46,290 We just dealt with something like this. 15 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,620 - We did, right? - Not long ago. 16 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:48,860 All right, let's kick 'em out. 17 00:00:48,860 --> 00:00:50,830 - Goddamn it, Son. - Shit. 18 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:52,360 - Oh, my God. - I can't believe you're in a bar. 19 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,400 You are in so much trouble. 20 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,060 How many times do we have to tell you to stay away from her? 21 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:57,770 We're in love. 22 00:00:57,770 --> 00:00:59,270 Yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it. 23 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:02,900 - Ooh. - Oh, my God. That was riveting. 24 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:05,010 Yeah, turned into a real Romeo and Juliet thing, 25 00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:06,410 - didn't it? - Yeah. 26 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:08,080 I don't know what to do with him. 27 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,580 - He's gotta stop drinking. - Hey, guys. 28 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:11,780 You guys look familiar. 29 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:13,850 Yeah, you do too. 30 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:16,850 Hang on a second. What are your names? 31 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:18,590 I'm Trey. This is Tammy. 32 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:25,590 Oh, shit. This is classic Tammy. 33 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,360 Trey and Tammy were lovers in high school, 34 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,320 but she wanted to make Trey jealous by flirting with Dennis. 35 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:58,160 Dee tried to bang Trey, but he was only using her 36 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,760 to get back at Tammy and it worked. 37 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,200 They slept together on their prom night. 38 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,060 They had a baby that they named Trey Jr. 39 00:02:03,070 --> 00:02:05,300 Trey Jr.'s in love with that girl named Kerry Bitaberry, 40 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,100 but Trey and Tammy hate Kerry Bitaberry 41 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,300 because the Bitaberry family is trash, which they are. 42 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:11,910 Dennis and Dee are, like, super obsessed with Trey and Tammy still. 43 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:13,340 I can pretty much tell by their body language. 44 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,040 I think they're gonna try to bang them. 45 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:19,650 Huh? Did you say something? I wasn't listening. 46 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:21,320 Oh, yeah. That's Trey and Tammy. 47 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,750 They were lovers in high school. Tammy tried to bang... 48 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:27,190 Dude, I don't give a flying fuck about any of this gossipy bullshit. 49 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:30,360 - You're not into teen drama? - No, because I am an adult. 50 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,360 And I like adult stories, like a sexual psychological thriller, you know? 51 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,660 This has no weight to it. 52 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:37,670 Well, this has been fun catching up. 53 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,230 - Yeah. - We're done? Okay. 54 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,670 Yeah. Yeah, you know, we should do this more often. 55 00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:44,340 It's so hard to believe we haven't seen each other since high school. 56 00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:46,210 - Yeah. - Well, since we were in high school. 57 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:48,940 - You were 30. - Okay. Well, let's not do that, you know? 58 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:51,010 Time's all in your head, Tammy. 59 00:02:51,450 --> 00:02:53,050 And in your ass, apparently. 60 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,890 - She's just making a joke. You look great. - It's true. 61 00:02:57,890 --> 00:03:00,190 Well, if our son ever comes back in here again, 62 00:03:00,190 --> 00:03:03,190 can you please send him home? Or at least not sell him alcohol? 63 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:07,030 Speaking of which. I assume you will be picking up the tab, yeah? 64 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:10,030 'Cause they kind of hustled out of here and you are legal guardians. 65 00:03:10,030 --> 00:03:11,670 Yeah. I actually think that's a law. 66 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:13,800 I think you have to pick up your child's tab if 67 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,840 Here. Let's go. 68 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,110 - You gave him way too much... Okay. - Now. 69 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,110 Oh, man. 70 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:22,780 What a trip down memory lane, huh? 71 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:25,180 - Trey looks good. - Yeah, so does Tammy. 72 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:27,780 Yeah, sometimes I feel like she might be the one that got away. 73 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:30,320 Hey, did you sense something off between them? 74 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,350 Something was off, right? It was all in the body language. 75 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,060 Yeah, there was a strain there, right? Right? 76 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:36,890 There was a strain there. God, that's hot. 77 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:40,060 - Is it? - Married, forbidden lust. 78 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:41,930 - Uh-huh. - Ooh. 79 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,970 I bet those two are just screaming for some strange. 80 00:03:43,970 --> 00:03:45,700 Yeah. 81 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,370 This is classic Dee and Dennis stuff. 82 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:49,170 I think they're gonna try to sleep with those two people 83 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:50,840 that don't want to sleep with them at all. 84 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,310 It's probably gonna wind up in a rape or a murder. 85 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:53,340 What? 86 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:55,010 Jesus Christ, man. 87 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,210 You know we can hear you? I would never do that. 88 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:57,750 - Well - Don't tell her though. 89 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:05,020 This is very exciting. I got a couple of bits planned, 90 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,890 - so just let me do my thing. - Oh, you... Don't do bits. 91 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:08,620 No, no. Trust me. 92 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,330 Dee, I think let's throw 'em off the scent at first. 93 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:12,360 I don't see how that's gonna be possible 94 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,660 - with all that cologne you're wearing. - That's actually not a cologne. 95 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:17,200 No, that's a pheromone serum I heard about on Rogan. Super cool, man. 96 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,100 It's like testicular fluid from, like, a bull's prostate or something like that. 97 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,340 I know it sounds strange, but it's scientifically proven 98 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:24,740 to intimidate males and drive females wild. 99 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:26,610 Human females? 100 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,040 Focus, Dee. Stop. All right, listen. 101 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:31,950 Listen, once we get in there, let's split off by gender, okay? 102 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:34,650 I'll have a man-to-man talk with Trey, and you do, I don't know, 103 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,920 whatever it is that you females do when you're alone with each other. 104 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,190 And then let's find an excuse to split off again... 105 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:42,060 - Uh, take a shit. - Too gross. 106 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:43,930 Well, it's... A shit is all I can think about. 107 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:46,660 It's overwhelming, the smell that's coming off of you. 108 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:48,200 The smell isn't coming off right to you. 109 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,330 It's a pheromonal thing because you're my sister, okay? 110 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:52,770 If it was working on you, then we'd have a real problem, 111 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:54,170 - wouldn't we? - That would be bad. All right. 112 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:58,070 - Hey, Tammy. Hi. - Tammy, we were just in the neighborhood, 113 00:04:58,070 --> 00:05:00,080 so we thought we'd just swing by and say hi. 114 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,710 - Yeah. - Oh. Hello. 115 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,180 Are you expecting somebody else? 116 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,780 No, no. I was just wondering what that smell was. 117 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:11,150 - Oh. - I guess the lawn got fertilized. So... 118 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:12,650 Oh. 119 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,760 No, I think maybe, you're... 120 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,290 Maybe you're smelling a cool spring breeze? 121 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:19,060 Perhaps some freshly hung laundry. 122 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:20,800 Did one of you step in dog shit? 123 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:26,030 - I don't think so. - I know I didn't. 124 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:30,210 Okay, well, come on in. Take your shoes off. 125 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:32,640 - Jesus. - No problem. 126 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,980 Don't. Just don't. 127 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:43,820 Hey, dude. All right. Thanks for coming over, man. 128 00:05:44,318 --> 00:05:45,390 I need your help with something. 129 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:47,660 Okay, w... 130 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,690 That smell. Has Dennis been here? I feel both intimidated and aroused. 131 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:53,090 Know what that is? That's the old piss cans. 132 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,630 I haven't changed them in, like, forever. 133 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:55,960 Is that why you asked me over here? 134 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:57,800 No. Look, remember when you said, like, 135 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,170 you wanted, like, a sexual psychological thriller thing? 136 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:02,940 You were more into those kind of stories. 137 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,370 You wanna sink your teeth into something like that, 138 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:06,070 you know what I mean? I got something for you. 139 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,640 I'm listening. 140 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,910 All right, take a look around this place. 141 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,150 Something's missing. What is it? 142 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:14,050 - A vacuum. - Stop. Come on, man. Be serious. 143 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:17,920 I am dead serious. Buddy, how I don't get it. 144 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,620 I mean, how can you be so obsessed with cleaning the bar 145 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:22,060 and yet you live in all this piss and shit? 146 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:24,060 Dude, it's Frank. 147 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:26,190 - It's both of you. - Will you stop? It's Frank that's missing. 148 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,930 Well, how is that a psychological sex thriller? 149 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,230 Well, I don't know what it is, but it's strange, you know what I mean? 150 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:32,930 Like, he didn't come home last night. 151 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,340 He hasn't been at the bar recently. 152 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:36,810 Like some of his stuff's missing, you know? 153 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:39,210 I keep finding these, like, weird piles of hair everywhere. 154 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:41,180 The piles of hair could be from any one 155 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,310 of the wild animals that probably lives here. 156 00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:45,180 Well, you gotta admit it's kind of strange. 157 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,750 Well, I'm not exactly thrilled, so it's not a thriller. 158 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:50,290 But it is a mystery, I'll give you that. Okay, I'll bite. 159 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:52,290 Where do you and Frank go when you're not together? 160 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:54,960 Well, if we're not together, we don't go anywhere. 161 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,290 - Well, right now you're not together. - Well, I'm here. 162 00:06:58,190 --> 00:06:59,930 I recognize where you are. 163 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:02,100 What we're trying to do is find out where Frank is. 164 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:04,030 - Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. 165 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:05,800 Uh, he could be anywhere, you know? 166 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,300 He could go under the bridge. He goes there a lot. 167 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,670 - All right, we're getting somewhere. - Yeah. 168 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,810 - Okay, I guess we gotta go... - Check under the bridge. All right, cool. 169 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:13,210 Yeah, you see? You're pretty good at this. 170 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:15,780 - That rules out anything sexy. - Yeah. 171 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:18,190 - Yeah. Okay, let's go. - All right. 172 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:25,270 There he is. 173 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,610 I thought you were taking a shit. 174 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:29,480 No. Come on, don't be silly. 175 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,750 It's just the excuse I made to sort of peel off and be alone with you. 176 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,550 You were in the bathroom for, like, 20 minutes. 177 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:39,750 Yeah, I took a shit. But you know what? That's your fault, mister. 178 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,260 Because you get things moving inside me, you know? 179 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,330 - That's kind of gross. - Okay. Listen, 180 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:49,560 I'm trying to take a shot here, but you're making it hard. 181 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,470 Take a shot with what? 182 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:55,740 Like a suburban married drama, you know? A little infidelity. 183 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:57,410 Okay. Look... 184 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:06,410 If I'm being honest, uh, things aren't great between me and Tammy, 185 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,680 - Ooh. - like sexually-wise right now. 186 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,720 Maybe spicing things up in the bedroom might help. 187 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,160 Yes. Okay, now you're talking. 188 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,260 Okay. All right, let me finish up this laundry and then we can slip out of here. 189 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:21,260 You always do the laundry? 190 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:23,570 Yeah, and Tammy gets pissed if I do it half-assed. 191 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,170 But I told her that I'd pick some things up 192 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:28,040 at the supermarket after I walk the dogs. 193 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,170 So, I could sneak out after lunch. 194 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:32,340 So you do the grocery shopping, and you walk the dogs too? 195 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:34,040 - And the laundry? - I do, yeah. Yeah. 196 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,710 - Do you do the dishes? - I do. 197 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,480 Tammy makes all the money, I don't know what to tell you. 198 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,050 But like, I got some things on the side. 199 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:42,320 I've been killing it at fantasy football. 200 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,790 I gotta take a shit. 201 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,090 Tammy, Tammy, Tammy. 202 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:53,090 It's so great to be alone finally, isn't it? 203 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,730 God, I swear there's a dead animal in here somewhere. 204 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:57,070 - There's no dead animal in here. - Might have to fumigate 205 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,570 - the entire house. - Enough with the smells. Let's... 206 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:01,540 Let's focus on the feelings. 207 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:04,063 - The feelings? - Yeah, well, you're feeling trapped. 208 00:09:04,098 --> 00:09:05,570 You're feeling depressed. 209 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:09,580 Life used to be so exciting, and now it's dull and dreary. 210 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,680 Well, being married isn't the easiest thing in the world. 211 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:15,720 I can only imagine. I wouldn't know though. 212 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:20,150 Yeah, I live free. Like a wild beast. 213 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,690 Okay. 214 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,760 Maybe Trey's gotten a little bit too complacent. 215 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:28,260 Maybe old Tammy needs to take a page out of young Tammy's notebook. 216 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,330 What are you talking about? 217 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:32,370 Let's bang and make Trey jealous. 218 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,310 Oh, God. That's what this is about? 219 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,470 Yeah. 220 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,010 I'm not gonna bang you. 221 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,580 - Well... - Uh-uh. 222 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,060 I have to take a shit. 223 00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:00,160 Trey's a pussy. 224 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,030 - I couldn't do it. - Yeah, I couldn't do it either. 225 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,300 Tammy was all over me, but I found the whole thing boring. 226 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,800 You know why? Because it's adult drama. 227 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,600 That's why it's boring. 228 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,740 Teen drama is exciting 'cause everything's brand-new. 229 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,710 Adult stuff's just the same thing over and over and over and over. 230 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,580 Yeah. See, teen drama's forged in lust. 231 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,710 Adult drama's forged in sadness. 232 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:19,080 So sad. He was folding the laundry. 233 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,750 - What? - He does that every day. 234 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,820 - She should be doing that. - Of course she should. 235 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,150 You know what else? He goes grocery shopping. 236 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:26,450 What? Why? 237 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,490 - Because he's a pussy like I said. - Oh. Okay. 238 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:32,260 Well, let's get out of here 'cause I do have to take shit for real. 239 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,800 Not me. 240 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,070 I'm actually getting a little worried about Frank, man. 241 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,540 All right, well, don't get melodramatic. This isn't a soap opera. 242 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,510 Why do they call 'em that? There's no soap involved. 243 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,480 - And no singing. - Right? Nothing operatic about it. 244 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,140 No, not sure. Either way, it's not the kind of mystery we want. 245 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:54,080 You see, we want a rising tension to make the comedy or tragedy 246 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,280 feel more satisfying in the end. 247 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,220 The wha... The tragedy? 248 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,620 Yeah. We don't know what this is yet, Charlie. 249 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,620 Well, how would a tragedy feel satisfying? 250 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,360 Well, okay. What if we came down here and we found Frank 251 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,330 with a bullet in his head and a suicide note? 252 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,130 - Not satisfying. - Not satisfying. Very tragic. 253 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:10,270 However, there could be an overall poetic sense of completion 254 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,730 to his inevitable story arc 255 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,700 due to Frank's historically terrible life choices. 256 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:17,270 And somehow, as a viewer, 257 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:20,140 - I would feel satisfied by the... - There would be a subconscious 258 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:22,280 Yeah, that's not gonna work for me at all, man. 259 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,750 What the hell are you talking about, dude? 260 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,350 - Well, it's the hero's journey. - There he is. 261 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,720 Cricket. Hey, man. 262 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:32,220 Shit. What's good, baby? What's popping? 263 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:35,190 What's with the, uh, dreadlocks and the voice you're doing? 264 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:37,430 Oh. Yeah no, ain't no voice, baby. 265 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,490 I'm just evolving right down here under the bridge, you know what I mean? 266 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,730 Just trying to spread my business to a more diverse clientele, 267 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:44,130 - you know what I mean? - No. I don't feel you, no. 268 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:47,070 I feel like this is not cool. Like, is this a good plot twist? 269 00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:48,800 - What is this? - This is... 270 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,310 There's nothing good about this. This is giving me the ick. 271 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,340 Yeah, this is just... 272 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:54,340 I feel like we're dancing around a very dangerous line here. 273 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,610 You know, just having, like, a white guy talking like, you know, 274 00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:59,450 "What it is, man?" Is not I'm just doing Cricket. 275 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:01,720 - I'm just doing Cricket. Right? - We're not supposed to do it. 276 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,590 We're past it as a society. 277 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,090 It's okay for the detective to make fun of the suspect. 278 00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:08,620 Hold up. Why y'all saying suspect? Am I a suspect? 279 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:11,230 Well, we don't know what you are yet, do we, Cricket? 280 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,430 If this got something to do with that john who got his dick bit off, 281 00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:15,600 I don't know shit, all right? I wasn't there, and I didn't see shit. 282 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,570 And I don't know where the dick is, okay? 283 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,130 - You bit a dude's dick off, man? - No, I didn't bite it. No, no. 284 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,070 They take the dick, and I don't know what they do with it, 285 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:23,200 and I don't ask, okay? 286 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,340 - Who's they? - Who's they? 287 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,480 It doesn't matter 'cause I don't know shit, and I'm not talking. 288 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,210 I'm gonna blow past this, especially 'cause I feel uncomfortable 289 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,050 with you talking like this. Where's Frank? 290 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,710 Whoa. 291 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,480 - Now, that I really can't talk about. - Why not? 292 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,350 Well, he made me sign an NDA, so this cricket ain't chirping. 293 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:40,760 An NDA? That's good. That brings us right back around to a mystery. 294 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,190 - How's that good, dude? - It means there's a paper trail. 295 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:45,260 Cricket, do you have a copy of this NDA? 296 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,560 Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. 297 00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:52,730 Stop with this, dude. Stop. I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, man. 298 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,800 - Don't step to me. - Okay, all right. 299 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,040 - All right, I won't. I won't, but... - Don't step to him. 300 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,610 I need to know where Frank is, bro. 301 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:01,080 All right. You know... You know Goddamn, fine. 302 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,440 I'll give you this, but then your Marian the Librarian ass 303 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,710 has gotta roll up out of here. Man, y'all blowing up my spot. 304 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:08,180 - What is Marian the Librarian? - The Music Man. Know your culture. 305 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,290 I feel so uncomfortable with this whole thing. 306 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,690 "Matthew Mara is hereby barred from any communication 307 00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:15,220 about Frank Reynolds or Frank will sue his ass." 308 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,160 Well, that doesn't help us at all, dude. 309 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,830 Yes, it does. Look who his lawyer is. 310 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:23,430 - Who? - Jack Kelly, attorney-at-lawyering. 311 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:30,340 Okay, you're sure this wouldn't be better to handle at my office? 312 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:33,470 You have an office? That in itself is a mysterious twist. 313 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,340 No, he doesn't. He's talking about my mom's basement. 314 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,450 I have a filing cabinet and a computer. 315 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,610 You have a filing cabinet until the FBI comes. 316 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,280 It's so annoying we got to go through him. 317 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,190 - Okay, all right. - What is the deal with Frank and this NDA? 318 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:47,690 He's been getting some of his affairs in order. 319 00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:50,690 What does that mean, his affairs? What's going on with him? Where is the guy? 320 00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:53,230 Okay, well, he passed info to me, 321 00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,600 but I only have permission to show Charlie. 322 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,800 Why? 323 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,270 Well, because he's the one listed as the president of Frank's foundation. 324 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:04,540 Okay. Well, this is news to me. I'm sorry, what foundation? 325 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,670 Yeah, and what's my role in the foundation? 326 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,280 Um... 327 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,710 Well, I'm not seeing you listed anywhere in here. 328 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:14,720 That's impossible. Frank's always talking about me, isn't he? 329 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,680 And how I should be more involved in his affairs. 330 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,420 I'm gonna tell Charlie, 331 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:20,420 and then after I leave, he can tell you if he likes. 332 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,290 This is bullshit. 333 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:23,830 Charlie, there's gotta be room for me in the foundation. 334 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,690 I don't know. You know, there's a lot to think about 335 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,530 now that I'm president, you know what I mean? 336 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:30,330 I gotta find Frank. I gotta find out what I'm president of. 337 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,470 You know, these are big decisions. 338 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,670 They're kinda over your head, man. 339 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,310 Yeah. All right, I'm gonna pass the info to you, okay? 340 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,810 Whoa! I didn't sign off on that maneuver. 341 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:42,410 Charlie, we've got an address. 342 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:43,810 Yeah, but I didn't sign off on that, man. 343 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,710 I needed to be able to do my job, all right? 344 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,820 This is my job, getting the information, getting the facts. 345 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,590 This is thrilling. What is this? 346 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:55,460 Uh, it seems like we've transitioned into a bit of a political thriller. 347 00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:56,760 Ah. 348 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,760 I like those. Needs a chase scene. 349 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,130 You wanna chase me around the apartment? 350 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,300 - No, we're not gonna do that - I don't wanna be in that movie. 351 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,370 with you, Uncle Jack. 352 00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,540 Well, I banged her. 353 00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,570 - What? - Yeah. 354 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:16,510 - Who? Tammy? - No, uh, Tammy's son's prom date. 355 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,440 - Kerry Bitaberry? - Yeah. 356 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,580 - Oh. - Yeah. 357 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,710 Yeah, I was going for that forbidden teen drama thing, you know? 358 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:24,950 I convinced her that Trey Jr. cheated on her, 359 00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:27,550 and the only way she could get back at him was to sleep with me. 360 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,690 Gross. 361 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,860 Yeah, and you know what? It was kinda gross, but probably 362 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,590 not for the reasons you're thinking. 363 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,390 It was gross because she wasn't satisfying to me. 364 00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:37,430 She didn't know any moves, you know? 365 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,630 I tried to teach her, but she wouldn't listen to any of my commands. 366 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,400 Can you believe this? 367 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,970 Yeah, and now she's blowing up my phone, you know? 368 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:45,300 She made me a playlist, like... We don't have a song. 369 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,570 How could we have a song together? We listen to no music whatsoever. 370 00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:50,440 The whole thing was done in silence. Except for the noises that I was making. 371 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,440 - Stop. - What's grossing you out? 372 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,980 - The fact that she wasn't satisfying me? - The fact that she's a child. 373 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:55,550 No, she's not a child. 374 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,850 - She's 19 years old, I checked. - Still a teen. 375 00:15:57,850 --> 00:15:59,920 Well, she has to be a teen. I thought we were doing a Romeo and Juliet thing. 376 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,820 Juliet was not banging an old man. 377 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,690 Dee, you know what? Just stop. 378 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,590 I think the fact that she was 19 is actually the reason 379 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,690 why Trey and Tammy didn't want their son dating her, 380 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,960 because she was robbing the cradle. You know? 381 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,760 - Okay, all right. - Why are you so grossed out by this? 382 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,670 - You know what? I gotta go. - Where are you going? 383 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,570 I gotta go bang Trey Jr. 384 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:18,040 Why? 385 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,700 Because we're doing a thing and I gotta win. 386 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,580 All right. 387 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,480 His address is a storage unit. You think he's in there? 388 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,320 I don't know, man. Yeah, this could be, like, 389 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,020 the secret headquarters of the foundation or something. 390 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,750 That seems more like a James Bond spy thing. 391 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,660 - That doesn't really fit. - I don't know, dude. 392 00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:40,490 The foundation's got a lot of international stuff happening. 393 00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,390 You don't even know what the foundation is. 394 00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:45,600 - Got it. Sixty-nine. Sixty-nine. - Well, of course. 395 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:50,700 - No Frank. - Yeah. 396 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:54,510 What is this? "Toys for the foundation. Ship to Africa." 397 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:58,280 I told you we had international dealings, you know what I mean? 398 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,580 Africa is a big market for us, you know? 399 00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:05,950 We do a lot of, you know, trading of in the toy sector. 400 00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,890 You know, don't even ask too many questions about it. 401 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:09,590 It's, like, annoying how much 402 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:10,790 you're prying me about trying to be in the foundation. 403 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:11,890 Let's see what's in here. 404 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,890 I mean, like, maybe I can finagle you like a... 405 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:18,730 like an entry level position, but I can't just put you on the board or... 406 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,230 What am I looking at here? What is this? 407 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:24,600 "Rhino." These are dick pills, man. Jesus. 408 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,740 All right, well it took a sexual turn. That's kind of interesting. 409 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,510 What is he doing in here with the dick pills? 410 00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:30,510 What's on the tape? What is this about? 411 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:33,010 I don't know. Should we watch it? I don't want to. 412 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,350 Yeah, I'm a little concerned about what I might see here. 413 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:38,780 I think you got to shield your eyes because he's most likely, 414 00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:41,690 almost definitely, for sure gonna be naked and fucking. 415 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:44,290 Let's just hit play and let's just see what it's about. 416 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:47,460 - Okay, we'll just... Yeah, okay. - Let me know if he's got his... 417 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:52,330 Hey, I'm Frank. I've had a few great loves in my life. 418 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:56,670 I lost one to racial injustice. Another one OD'd. 419 00:17:57,140 --> 00:18:00,410 Lost a wife to a botched neck job, but that's a whole other story. 420 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:05,380 But I haven't had a love in my life for a long time, you know? 421 00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,610 And I'm not sure how long I can go on without it. 422 00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,450 - That's it? - I don't know. 423 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,550 Looks like he taped over some old Highlander episodes 424 00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,020 - and ran out of tape. - He always does that. 425 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,790 He forgets where the tape... 426 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:20,290 What is this, man? What's he doing? I don't get it. 427 00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,430 He's doing a lot of dick pills, 'cause these are all empty. 428 00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:26,800 Oh, shit. Oh, shit, dude. That's not good. 429 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,930 Frank always said he wanted his dick and his heart to explode at the same time. 430 00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,300 Dude, did he kill himself? 431 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,670 If he did, he did it hard as a rock. 432 00:18:43,128 --> 00:18:44,220 Knock, knock. 433 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,320 Jesus Christ. You are a boy. 434 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:51,590 Sorry, you are a lot younger than I... than I remember. 435 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,060 - Huh? - Yeah. 436 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,790 In my head you looked a bit more like a man, 437 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,660 but boy, are you not. You're a kid. You're a kid. 438 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:59,500 - How in God's name did Dennis do this? - Do what? 439 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,000 I'm trying to beat my brother. You wouldn't get it. 440 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,930 - Are you the lady from the bar? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 441 00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:04,870 Let's just power through and get to the hot part, right? 442 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,870 So sex. Sex. 443 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:11,740 You are inexperienced and sex is exciting and maybe a little nerve-wracking. 444 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,950 The kids at my school have been sleeping with each other for a decade. 445 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:17,350 I don't need your whole backstory. You are 18, right? 446 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:18,850 I don't wanna be mean, 447 00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:20,420 but my granny isn't that much older than you. 448 00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,560 - Your granny? - Yeah. 449 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,030 Um, I will have you know I went to high school with your mom. So... 450 00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,400 She said when she was in high school you were 40. 451 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,760 - I was 30. - What's the difference? 452 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,430 Ten years! Ten years is the diff... 453 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:36,830 Listen to me, you little shit. 454 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,240 Dennis slept with your prom date. 455 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:42,910 Oh, yeah. Does that make you sad? 456 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:47,580 Do you wanna suck your thumb, little boy? I gotta go. 457 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,780 Well, you win, Dennis. I couldn't do it. 458 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,920 So it wasn't really a win-lose thing maybe. 459 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,290 Of course it was, all right. But to be very clear, 460 00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,990 the kid wanted to, I just am not a criminal. 461 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,830 I'm not a criminal either. Kerry Bitaberry is 19 years old. 462 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:06,330 The only crime here is Kerry Bitaberry's inability to satisfy a lover. 463 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,770 Well, then I probably did Trey Jr. a favor by telling him. 464 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,770 Yeah, I guess... Wait, what? You told him? 465 00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:12,840 Yeah, I told him. He took it pretty hard. 466 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,940 It was juicy. I think he's gonna try and fight you after school. 467 00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:19,340 Although, watching a grown man be pummeled by a kid in his prime 468 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:21,750 is more sad than dramatic, if I'm being honest. 469 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,850 Goddamn it, Dee. Why'd you tell him? I mean, that's... 470 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,680 two local teens attempted suicide 471 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:29,450 when they drove off the Strawberry Mansion Bridge. 472 00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,860 Fortunately, the teens survived the crash, 473 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:35,860 although both sustained injuries and will be likely severely disfigured. 474 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,530 Oh... 475 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,530 Well, I could definitely kick his ass now, right? He's all jacked up. 476 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,670 Wha... What? 477 00:20:43,670 --> 00:20:45,740 You're not gonna make me feel bad about this, okay? I don't feel bad. 478 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:49,370 I don't feel anything. 479 00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:51,940 Guys, we got a problem. 480 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,410 Frank took all his dick pills. 481 00:20:54,484 --> 00:20:55,280 Oh. 482 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,380 - He's gonna commit suicide. - He's gonna commit suicide. 483 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,920 Yeah, yeah. 'Cause his penis is... 484 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,750 Hey, speaking of suicide. 485 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,650 Dennis almost killed a couple of teenagers. 486 00:21:02,650 --> 00:21:04,660 Yeah, they drove off a bridge, but they're still alive. 487 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,320 Who? Kerry Bitaberry and Trey Jr.? 488 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,530 - That's them. - You bet. 489 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:09,830 - That's classic Dennis. - Come on, man. 490 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:12,530 Maybe teen drama does have some weight to it 'cause that's like a tragedy. 491 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:15,970 Uh, well I mean, it's really only a tragedy if they die. 492 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:18,900 You know, if they're just, like, mangled and stuff, 493 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,840 then I think it's nothing. It's not anything. 494 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,440 - You know, maybe a horror film? - All right, well, we're still in a mystery 495 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,510 - 'cause Frank is missing. - Uh, guys... 496 00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:28,380 - ... one of Philadelphia's own has been - I think I found him. 497 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,720 selected to be the next Golden Bachelor. 498 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,820 Local businessman and philanthropist, Frank Reynolds is looking for love. 499 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:38,751 Frank's Global Youth Foundation brings joy to needy children. 500 00:21:38,786 --> 00:21:42,790 I want to share that joy with someone I can spend the rest of my life with. 501 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:47,270 Seems like a great guy. We hope you find true love, Frank. 502 00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,530 We'll be rooting for you. 503 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:52,300 Well, that's what you call a plot twist. 504 00:22:31,923 --> 00:22:37,501 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com