1 00:00:04,418 --> 00:00:06,622 Wow, look at her. 2 00:00:06,622 --> 00:00:10,229 Seeing the deceased can be difficult and disorienting. 3 00:00:10,648 --> 00:00:12,084 Oh, sure. Yeah, no, absolutely. 4 00:00:12,151 --> 00:00:14,522 But, you know, I was more talking about the head. 5 00:00:14,622 --> 00:00:16,560 Like, uh, great job getting it back on, buddy. 6 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:18,297 - I mean, that's seamless. - Yeah. 7 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:20,366 - You're an artist, man. - Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:22,839 Thank you. Yes, uh, that was very challenging. 9 00:00:23,206 --> 00:00:25,978 Uh, and must have been very disturbing for you all. 10 00:00:25,978 --> 00:00:28,150 Oh, didn't see it coming at all. 11 00:00:28,282 --> 00:00:29,953 - I didn't love it. - No, it was gross. 12 00:00:30,253 --> 00:00:32,224 - Almost ruined the wedding for us. - Yeah. 13 00:00:32,392 --> 00:00:33,861 - I can imagine. - Yeah. 14 00:00:33,928 --> 00:00:36,834 - Uh, well, I'm so sorry for your loss. - Yeah, well... 15 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,804 - And-And what, may I ask... - Right. 16 00:00:38,837 --> 00:00:42,412 - Are your plans for the remains? - Oh, was that on us? 17 00:00:42,545 --> 00:00:44,649 - A p... A plan. - I don't know. 18 00:00:44,716 --> 00:00:46,386 There's not really much we can do with her. 19 00:00:46,453 --> 00:00:47,990 She's starting to turn, isn't she? 20 00:00:48,056 --> 00:00:49,759 Honestly, if you wanna just cram her into a trash can 21 00:00:49,859 --> 00:00:52,031 or a dumpster, I don't know what you do with them. 22 00:00:52,297 --> 00:00:53,901 Just say have fun with it. Honestly, do whatever you want. 23 00:00:53,968 --> 00:00:55,705 - We don't care, know what I mean? - No preference. 24 00:00:55,771 --> 00:00:57,909 - You wanna toss her in a meat grinder? - Oh, wow. 25 00:00:57,909 --> 00:01:00,080 You could fire her out of a cannon into the Delaware. That'd be fun. 26 00:01:00,346 --> 00:01:02,351 - That sounds fun. - I'm just having fun. 27 00:01:02,419 --> 00:01:04,121 Whatever floats your boat, you know what I mean? 28 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:06,760 Really, all we need is the death certificate there. 29 00:01:06,893 --> 00:01:10,033 - So, if you don't mind. - Oh. Uh, yes. 30 00:01:10,033 --> 00:01:11,803 - Ah, yes! - Here you are. 31 00:01:11,870 --> 00:01:13,908 - Okay, there it is. - Boom! Done, dead! Yes! 32 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,947 - We got it! Nice. Thank you. - We did it. 33 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:18,651 You're welcome. 34 00:01:18,717 --> 00:01:20,821 - Hey, do you mind if I do the sliding? - I'm sorry? 35 00:01:20,888 --> 00:01:23,025 I just always wanted to do, you know, the sliding thing, 36 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,598 where you slide the body in and then you slam the door. 37 00:01:25,764 --> 00:01:29,339 - Oh, uh, sure. - Yeah? 38 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:31,242 - That'd be great. - Thank you. 39 00:01:31,309 --> 00:01:33,213 - Assuming you want in on this. Come on. - Are you kidding me? Of course. 40 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:34,450 Let's do it on three, yeah? 41 00:01:34,582 --> 00:01:35,785 - Yeah. Okay. - All right, ready? 42 00:01:35,918 --> 00:01:37,421 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 43 00:01:38,356 --> 00:01:39,559 Oh. Oh. 44 00:01:39,692 --> 00:01:42,632 - Boom! - Did not disappoint. 45 00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:46,239 Dee, we are about to get rich. 46 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,959 Mom, home sweet home, huh? 47 00:02:13,494 --> 00:02:14,930 Are you happy to be back? 48 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:17,735 Hey, Frank, the guys are saying no to the 21-gun salute. 49 00:02:17,802 --> 00:02:20,541 Oh, Sam would've wanted to go out with a bang. 50 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,010 Come on, man. We gotta find a middle ground 51 00:02:22,344 --> 00:02:24,047 between my mom's funeral and Sam's, right? 52 00:02:24,081 --> 00:02:26,721 What's going on, guys? Who are all these men? 53 00:02:26,787 --> 00:02:28,957 Okay, yeah. So, the guys in the fezzes are Shriners, 54 00:02:28,991 --> 00:02:31,362 and the dudes working on the house, those are mostly Mummers. 55 00:02:31,563 --> 00:02:34,569 There's a couple VFW guys and a few Elks Lodge types I think as well. 56 00:02:34,636 --> 00:02:36,540 - Yeah. Yep. - Why? What are they doing? 57 00:02:36,607 --> 00:02:38,677 - It's for the funeral. - Yeah. 58 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,882 Well, see, my mom was, like, super active in the Philly's men's group scene. 59 00:02:40,981 --> 00:02:43,621 - She was a Mummer hummer. - Stop. Stop. 60 00:02:43,687 --> 00:02:46,058 But why are they all, like, painting and hammering stuff? 61 00:02:46,091 --> 00:02:48,497 Oh, 'cause I'm gonna sell the house to pay for the funeral. 62 00:02:48,564 --> 00:02:52,070 Sell it? No, what are you talking about? We talked about my mom moving back in. 63 00:02:52,103 --> 00:02:54,576 - I know, but the budget's way up. - The budget skyrocketed. 64 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:58,216 And I need the money to pay for the clowns and to pay for the musicians and... 65 00:02:58,483 --> 00:03:00,988 What kind of a funeral are you talking about throwing? 66 00:03:01,088 --> 00:03:02,792 Felt like I was just very clear about this. 67 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:04,496 - Hey, Charlie. Where's Uncle Jack? - Charlie! 68 00:03:04,629 --> 00:03:06,734 Yeah, uh... What's going on in here? 69 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,038 He's selling the house to pay for the clowns, Dennis. 70 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:11,376 - To pay for the clowns. - Well, not just for clowns. 71 00:03:11,509 --> 00:03:13,012 The clowns are a part of the funeral. 72 00:03:13,045 --> 00:03:14,983 I would love for you guys to be a part of the funeral. 73 00:03:15,049 --> 00:03:16,787 - We don't care about any of this. - My God, Charlie. 74 00:03:16,887 --> 00:03:18,557 We already helped you throw a man over a cliff. 75 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,059 Yes. We're not gonna involve ourselves 76 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,531 in any of your macabre nonsense any longer, okay? 77 00:03:22,665 --> 00:03:24,469 Especially not some clown-based funeral. 78 00:03:24,535 --> 00:03:26,507 Oh, God. Clowns. "I'm a sad clown." 79 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,310 But they're gonna throw my mom out on the street. 80 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:31,315 I don't care. No moms, no funerals. I say throw her wherever. 81 00:03:31,516 --> 00:03:32,718 So Uncle Jack for us now. 82 00:03:32,785 --> 00:03:34,155 - All we need is Jack. - Find Uncle Jack. 83 00:03:34,221 --> 00:03:35,391 Okay, I'd like for you guys to relax, okay? 84 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:36,793 Did he say "relax"? 85 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,063 - He did. - Did he say "relax"? 86 00:03:38,063 --> 00:03:39,766 - Yes. - I... 87 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:41,437 Here's the thing about telling someone to relax... 88 00:03:41,636 --> 00:03:42,939 Fine, calm down then. 89 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:45,678 Oh, that... 90 00:03:45,744 --> 00:03:47,816 Just point us in the direction of Uncle Jack, please. 91 00:03:47,883 --> 00:03:51,222 Please, just Uncle... Please, just Uncle... Please tell us where Uncle Jack is. 92 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:54,027 - That's what we want. - Guys, where's Uncle Jack? 93 00:03:54,529 --> 00:03:55,898 He's in the basement. 94 00:03:55,965 --> 00:03:57,601 Great! There it is. That's all we needed to know. 95 00:03:57,702 --> 00:03:59,639 God, that was... That wasn't that hard. 96 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,843 We're surrounded by poverty, Dee. We're gonna go down to the basement. 97 00:04:01,977 --> 00:04:03,748 Hold your breath though, 'cause you can catch it. 98 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,852 It's like a disease you can catch. 99 00:04:06,486 --> 00:04:08,858 - We've got all the papers here. - We've got all the papers. 100 00:04:08,925 --> 00:04:10,694 We've got my agreement with Sam, 101 00:04:10,794 --> 00:04:13,099 and then you have Dennis's agreement with Sam, 102 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:15,504 the inheritance agreement and the certificate of death. 103 00:04:15,671 --> 00:04:17,307 Just give him the whole thing. 104 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:19,479 That's all for you and it's time to transfer the money to us. 105 00:04:19,546 --> 00:04:21,216 Now, is that going to be a wire transfer 106 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:23,487 or is there like a vault somewhere full of chicken money 107 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,725 that we could dive into and swim around in like Scrooge McDuck. 108 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:27,361 - Oh, like Scrooge McDuck! - Yes! 109 00:04:27,628 --> 00:04:29,131 - Scrooge McDuck! Yeah... - I've always wanted to pull... 110 00:04:29,197 --> 00:04:31,169 This looks good. You got everything in order here. 111 00:04:31,235 --> 00:04:32,738 You got a thumbprint. 112 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,076 The only thing we need is the marriage certificate. 113 00:04:35,811 --> 00:04:37,515 Uh, what? 114 00:04:37,715 --> 00:04:39,552 - Why do we need a marriage certificate? - No. No, there's no need. 115 00:04:39,652 --> 00:04:41,322 They got married. We saw them get married. 116 00:04:41,456 --> 00:04:43,394 - It was on TV. We all saw it. - Yeah. 117 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,600 Yes, yes, we saw it, but, uh, I need the official marriage certificate, 118 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:49,204 so I can prove they were actually married. I mean, I have this. 119 00:04:49,237 --> 00:04:51,409 - Oh, then that's it. That's the one. - That's great. Use it. 120 00:04:51,476 --> 00:04:54,181 Okay, uh, but see, this has Frank's signature and thumbprint. 121 00:04:54,248 --> 00:04:57,153 It doesn't have Sam's signature or thumbprint. 122 00:04:57,187 --> 00:04:59,158 I'm sorry. 123 00:04:59,225 --> 00:05:01,897 I-I can't help you guys unless I get a signed copy with a thumbprint. 124 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,101 - No! That can't be. - It's okay, Dee. 125 00:05:04,168 --> 00:05:06,673 - Here you go. - Can I just see the one that... 126 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,813 Oh, j... Oh, you know... Oh, my God. 127 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:14,354 This is my... Ah, fiddlesticks. You know, I-I-I screwed this up. 128 00:05:14,422 --> 00:05:16,225 - Did you? - I screwed the pooch on this one. 129 00:05:16,493 --> 00:05:18,397 Yeah, I botched it 'cause I brought the wrong paperwork. 130 00:05:18,464 --> 00:05:20,333 - You did? - I have the marriage certificate 131 00:05:20,601 --> 00:05:22,772 that has been signed and thumbprinted by both of them. 132 00:05:22,938 --> 00:05:24,241 - You do? - I have it at my place. 133 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:25,978 And we're gonna go get it and bring it back 134 00:05:26,045 --> 00:05:27,882 - and all will be well in the world. - Great. 135 00:05:28,015 --> 00:05:29,485 - I got it. I have a plan. - Uh-huh. 136 00:05:29,552 --> 00:05:31,022 All right. Hey, hey, hey, 137 00:05:31,088 --> 00:05:32,659 when you come back, can you bring me a cup of water? 138 00:05:32,758 --> 00:05:34,028 Charlie turned all the water off down here. 139 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:36,767 - Uh, water. - Is that a yes? 140 00:05:37,334 --> 00:05:38,670 This is gonna work. 141 00:05:38,804 --> 00:05:41,108 Dad always knew exactly what to do in a jam, 142 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:44,081 and I think once he sees your beautiful face, 143 00:05:44,214 --> 00:05:46,251 he's gonna think of something quick. 144 00:05:47,989 --> 00:05:49,725 Right. Uh, speaking of which, 145 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,930 um, I don't think he's gonna do this for nothing, 146 00:05:51,996 --> 00:05:57,575 so I was hoping maybe we could offer him a conjugal visit for motivation? 147 00:05:58,109 --> 00:05:59,377 No way. 148 00:05:59,979 --> 00:06:03,019 Mommy, listen, we have to start acting like a family again, 149 00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:04,690 otherwise this is not gonna work. 150 00:06:04,889 --> 00:06:07,528 Dad, Dad, hi! Hi, Dad. 151 00:06:07,595 --> 00:06:12,371 Hey, Dad. Dad. Dad. Hi, Dad. Yeah, you have to put the phone to your... 152 00:06:12,571 --> 00:06:14,576 Dad, hi, how are you? 153 00:06:14,643 --> 00:06:17,748 Um, it's been a minute since we've seen each other, um, you know, since the dance. 154 00:06:17,848 --> 00:06:19,686 You know, you... you walked out early on that, 155 00:06:19,753 --> 00:06:23,059 so, um, just wasn't sure if you had to, like, use the bathroom or... 156 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,227 Did you like it? 157 00:06:25,029 --> 00:06:25,931 No. 158 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:29,906 No. No. But you knew what I was going for, right? 159 00:06:32,912 --> 00:06:34,682 Oh. Express. 160 00:06:34,749 --> 00:06:36,318 Um, we've got a problem. 161 00:06:36,385 --> 00:06:39,091 Um... it appears that Charlie's mom died, 162 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,197 which means Mom is now gonna be homeless. 163 00:06:43,901 --> 00:06:45,002 And? 164 00:06:46,004 --> 00:06:49,445 Well, and we were hoping that you could help us out. 165 00:06:49,712 --> 00:06:52,685 You see... Dennis doesn't want Mom living with us 166 00:06:52,818 --> 00:06:55,257 and Charlie is gonna sell the house 167 00:06:55,356 --> 00:06:58,262 and then pay for some kind of Mummer's funeral, 168 00:06:58,262 --> 00:07:00,934 and, well, we were thinking that in exchange for helping us out, 169 00:07:01,001 --> 00:07:03,272 that maybe Mom could give you a hand job. 170 00:07:03,272 --> 00:07:04,642 Wait, wait, wait, shut up. 171 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,245 Sorry, if a hand job is not your thing, 172 00:07:06,312 --> 00:07:08,551 I'm sure Mom could do something much more aggressive. 173 00:07:08,618 --> 00:07:09,753 Bonnie is dead? 174 00:07:10,253 --> 00:07:12,024 Well, yeah, that's what I just said, yes. 175 00:07:12,091 --> 00:07:14,496 And the Mummers are throwing a funeral? 176 00:07:15,096 --> 00:07:16,866 Yeah, but that... that's not the issue. 177 00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:18,904 If you've gotten used to a more sexual lifestyle... 178 00:07:19,104 --> 00:07:20,741 - Shut up. - Yeah. 179 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,480 Take your mother to your uncle Donald. 180 00:07:23,713 --> 00:07:26,318 Why? Why would I do that? W-What's going on with Uncle Donald? 181 00:07:26,385 --> 00:07:29,058 - I thought you didn't like him. - I don't. 182 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:30,994 But we could use him. 183 00:07:32,631 --> 00:07:35,838 This could be good. 184 00:07:39,177 --> 00:07:40,814 Hey, how you doing? 185 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:42,618 Do you remember us? 186 00:07:42,785 --> 00:07:44,120 Yes, I believe you're the people 187 00:07:44,187 --> 00:07:46,726 who recommended I throw your mother in the trash. 188 00:07:46,793 --> 00:07:48,764 Oh, well, you know, we said a lot of other things too. 189 00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:51,703 Yeah, it was just a suggestion. Yeah, yeah, it was one idea. 190 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:55,444 Yeah. Um, we... we feel like we need a little bit more time with the body 191 00:07:55,644 --> 00:07:56,846 if that's okay with you. 192 00:07:56,913 --> 00:07:59,018 We really rushed our goodbyes the first time. 193 00:07:59,184 --> 00:08:02,191 Yeah. Got a little excited and sort of forgot the most important part, you know. 194 00:08:02,323 --> 00:08:04,194 Do you mind if we pop back in there? 195 00:08:04,327 --> 00:08:06,265 And slam the door a bunch more times? 196 00:08:06,365 --> 00:08:08,837 - No. I mean, well... - No, no. 197 00:08:08,904 --> 00:08:10,708 - No. - We did that. 198 00:08:10,941 --> 00:08:12,310 - No, we're not gonna do that. - 'Cause that door's all wonky now. 199 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:13,413 - Is it? - Super wonky. 200 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,849 And those doors aren't cheap. 201 00:08:14,915 --> 00:08:16,486 - It seems like maybe they are. - We didn't know. 202 00:08:16,753 --> 00:08:18,757 - No. Very, very expensive. - Oh, wow, sorry about that. 203 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,360 Like I said, we got excited. 204 00:08:20,427 --> 00:08:23,433 I get excited too. I get excited, but I don't slam them. 205 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,169 I just gently close them. 206 00:08:25,904 --> 00:08:27,374 Seems like a wasted opportunity. 207 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,777 Yeah, that's on you. 208 00:08:29,144 --> 00:08:30,915 - Can we go in there? - One quick ask. 209 00:08:30,982 --> 00:08:33,152 You don't want us to slam the door. You're obsessing about that. 210 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:35,424 - Yeah, I don't even want to. - $60,000 door. 211 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,528 - I honestly don't... - Whoa, that's a lot. 212 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:39,465 - It sure is. I got it out of my system. - Just be careful. 213 00:08:39,532 --> 00:08:41,470 - Don't know about you. - Don't even want to slam it. 214 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:42,838 Okay. 215 00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:44,175 We're gonna slam the door. 216 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:46,212 - Oh, absolutely. - Okay. 217 00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:52,658 All right, Dee. Let's get this goddamn thumbprint and get the the hell out of here. 218 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:55,062 Okay. How we gonna do that? - Uh, with the ink pad. 219 00:08:55,263 --> 00:08:56,466 We don't have an ink pad. 220 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:58,737 - You didn't bring one? - You didn't tell me to. 221 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,476 All you said was, "Dee, I have an idea." That's all you said. 222 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:03,580 I thought we were just gonna get the thumb. 223 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:05,584 Get the thumb? 224 00:09:05,651 --> 00:09:07,689 In case we need to use it retroactively for other documents or something. 225 00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:09,559 I don't know. 226 00:09:09,626 --> 00:09:13,065 Well, now, see, that's interesting. Dee, that is interesting. 227 00:09:13,132 --> 00:09:14,936 Yeah, that's a good point. You know what? 228 00:09:15,169 --> 00:09:17,608 Yeah, slide the arm out, get the thumb, and keep her face covered 229 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:19,377 'cause I don't wanna look at her while you're doing it. 230 00:09:19,478 --> 00:09:21,215 - Kinda gross. - Right. No, I get that. 231 00:09:21,282 --> 00:09:23,386 But let me just stop you 'cause what I was envisioning was 232 00:09:23,386 --> 00:09:27,495 you being the one who did the snipping or the clipping of the thumb, 233 00:09:27,495 --> 00:09:30,434 - because I don't have a tool to remove it. - I don't have my tools. 234 00:09:30,501 --> 00:09:34,174 Okay, but again, you didn't tell me what the plan was, right? 235 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,078 - Right. - There was no vocalization. 236 00:09:36,144 --> 00:09:38,082 Okay, I think I know what happened here. 237 00:09:38,248 --> 00:09:39,686 I'm so excited about being rich 238 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:42,357 and I'm so irritated with the old patterns of poorness 239 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:44,929 and explaining my plans and my wants and my needs and whatnot... 240 00:09:45,029 --> 00:09:46,599 - Yeah. - That I'm skipping steps, Dee. 241 00:09:46,866 --> 00:09:48,303 Yeah, well, people anticipate the needs of rich people. 242 00:09:48,436 --> 00:09:50,172 - That's what I'm saying. - They do. 243 00:09:50,239 --> 00:09:52,177 That's why I'm so irritated because we shouldn't have to be 244 00:09:52,277 --> 00:09:53,714 problem-solving anymore, know what I mean? 245 00:09:53,781 --> 00:09:55,316 Never again. 246 00:09:55,383 --> 00:09:58,055 Okay, fine, I will get the thumb, but moving forward... 247 00:09:58,255 --> 00:10:01,663 Oh, mark my words, when we need thumbs, people will anticipate this, 248 00:10:01,863 --> 00:10:05,169 and they will get thumbs for us without the need of vocalizations. 249 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:06,906 - Absolutely, they'll just appear. - Yeah. 250 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,510 Okay, how are you gonna take it off? 251 00:10:08,577 --> 00:10:10,213 Uh... 252 00:10:10,447 --> 00:10:12,652 Yeah, I don't know. I was thinking I might... just, like, 253 00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:16,124 wrench it back and forth a bunch of times till it comes off. 254 00:10:17,026 --> 00:10:18,229 - It's worth a shot. - Right. 255 00:10:18,362 --> 00:10:19,999 Her head did, right? 256 00:10:20,634 --> 00:10:22,771 Yeah, it did just pop right off, didn't it? 257 00:10:22,971 --> 00:10:25,176 Okay, well, uh, you know, let's hope... let's hope that's how it goes. 258 00:10:25,242 --> 00:10:28,717 - Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. - Okay, first one's gonna be... 259 00:10:29,317 --> 00:10:32,458 Right, so we're gonna restore all the original hardwood floors. 260 00:10:32,525 --> 00:10:35,096 They're under the rug here. Uh, what am I missing? 261 00:10:35,162 --> 00:10:36,700 - There's central heat and air. - Charlie. 262 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,238 - Charlie, what do you think of that? - Uh... Hang on. 263 00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:41,108 Could you guys give me one second? 264 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,112 Um, there's bedrooms upstairs. You gotta go look at them. 265 00:10:43,179 --> 00:10:44,816 And, guys, just let them through. 266 00:10:45,049 --> 00:10:47,120 - Uh, what am I looking at here, Frank? - It's a cannon. 267 00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:50,394 It's all on theme with the circus and the clowns and everything and whatnot. 268 00:10:50,527 --> 00:10:52,331 - Okay. All right. - It's a colorful cannon. 269 00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:54,502 - That's good. - No! No! 270 00:10:54,569 --> 00:10:57,173 Hey, real quick. What's your take on a cannon at the funeral? 271 00:10:57,273 --> 00:10:59,077 Are you still on this? Begone with you both! 272 00:10:59,144 --> 00:11:01,082 We don't have time for this shit, Charlie! 273 00:11:01,148 --> 00:11:03,252 We have the prints now and believe you me, they were not easy to come by! 274 00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:04,856 - It was an ordeal. - It was awful! 275 00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:06,659 Jack? Basement still? Yes? Basement? 276 00:11:06,926 --> 00:11:09,097 Yes. I'm trying to flush him out of there, but he... 277 00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:10,434 Silence! 278 00:11:10,534 --> 00:11:12,370 We do not care about flushing men from basements. 279 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,174 Stop talking. I'm breathing in the poor. 280 00:11:18,315 --> 00:11:19,786 So, cannon or no cannon? 281 00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:21,088 - Yeah, cannon. Let's do it. - Cannon! 282 00:11:21,288 --> 00:11:22,458 It's a great idea, Frank. 283 00:11:23,358 --> 00:11:24,696 Uh-huh. 284 00:11:24,962 --> 00:11:26,331 All right, got what you needed there? Uh, all good now? 285 00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,335 - Yeah. - Well, it's a thumbprint. 286 00:11:28,403 --> 00:11:30,508 - Yes, no shit. - Got you the thumbprint. 287 00:11:30,574 --> 00:11:32,778 That's what you asked for. So let's move this along. 288 00:11:32,845 --> 00:11:34,615 Yeah. It's not the right thumbprint. 289 00:11:35,617 --> 00:11:38,322 What are you talking about? What are you talking about? 290 00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:42,398 What I'm saying is that this is not her thumbprint at all. 291 00:11:42,531 --> 00:11:44,167 Bullshit! You want to see the thumb? 292 00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:46,639 Yeah. Do you want to see it? Well, God, just shut up. 293 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,141 No. Right. 294 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,746 You can't see it because we don't have it with us. 295 00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:51,248 - That'd be crazy. - Of course. 296 00:11:51,315 --> 00:11:52,985 That is her thumbprint though, Jack. I can assure you. 297 00:11:53,052 --> 00:11:54,522 I-I'm not sure. 298 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,459 This pattern doesn't match the other documents. 299 00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:57,895 Oh, damn it. 300 00:11:57,995 --> 00:11:59,399 God, when I am rich no one will question me! 301 00:11:59,532 --> 00:12:01,334 These are problems for a poor person. 302 00:12:01,436 --> 00:12:03,606 Hey, hey, did-did you get me that cup of water? 303 00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:05,944 Oh, my God! Drink out of the toilet if you're so thirsty. 304 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:08,584 - Drink from the toilet! - Jesus, poor people are so needy. 305 00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:11,288 It is insufferable! 306 00:12:12,156 --> 00:12:13,894 Dee, you thinking what I'm thinking? 307 00:12:14,127 --> 00:12:17,601 - Yeah, you ripped off the wrong thumb. - I believe so. Yeah. 308 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,741 It's so nice to see you both. 309 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:25,650 Now, this is my finest rosé, and I have a branzino in the oven. 310 00:12:25,717 --> 00:12:29,525 I'll be right back. Make yourselves at home. 311 00:12:31,328 --> 00:12:34,935 I don't know. He's kind of a dick, don't you think, Mom? 312 00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:37,140 - Oh. - What the fuck is this? 313 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,744 Yeah, that's pink wine, 314 00:12:38,977 --> 00:12:40,915 so you're going to want to plug your nose before you drink it. 315 00:12:40,981 --> 00:12:42,885 The fish needs another ten. 316 00:12:43,252 --> 00:12:45,991 So, you need a place to stay? 317 00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:47,695 Oh. 318 00:12:48,262 --> 00:12:51,469 Well, I wonder who that could be. 319 00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:53,473 I'll check it out. 320 00:12:58,450 --> 00:12:59,985 Hello, Donald. 321 00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:01,823 Luther? 322 00:13:02,257 --> 00:13:04,161 Dad? You got out? 323 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:09,371 24-hour compassionate leave to participate in Bonnie's funeral. 324 00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:11,909 Thought I'd pop by for dinner. 325 00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:15,049 - Yeah! - Yeah. 326 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,125 Electric, huh? 327 00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:24,702 My whole family reunited. 328 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,708 And an uncle, kind of an add-on. 329 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,516 Whatever happened between you two? 330 00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:36,058 Your uncle and I, we had a falling out over the Mummers. 331 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:39,999 He was angry that I wouldn't let him join me in the organization. 332 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:41,969 I always wanted to be a Mummer, 333 00:13:42,036 --> 00:13:46,846 march in the parades, do the choreography, play the music. 334 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:52,991 But, uh, your father, he frowned upon people who shared my lifestyle. 335 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:55,029 But I was wrong, Donald. 336 00:13:55,129 --> 00:13:58,970 I can see that now. Prison has changed me. 337 00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:00,440 Donald. 338 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,678 I'm sorry. 339 00:14:03,546 --> 00:14:07,120 Oh. Well, I-I don't know what to say. 340 00:14:07,187 --> 00:14:10,126 I... I'm-I'm very moved. 341 00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:11,729 I'm moved too. 342 00:14:11,796 --> 00:14:16,606 I think this calls for dessert. I made a crème brûlée. 343 00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:19,144 I'll go get it. 344 00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:20,547 Great. 345 00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:23,954 So, Dad, why the sudden change? 346 00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:29,799 I decided I should let Donald be the Mummer he always wanted to be 347 00:14:29,865 --> 00:14:33,640 and let him take my place in the funeral procession. 348 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,844 Oh. That's so nice. 349 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:37,882 And then when it's over, 350 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:43,258 the police will take him back to jail instead of me. 351 00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:46,331 I see. 352 00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:51,475 - Yoo-hoo! Hi there. - Oh, hey! 353 00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:54,181 No, absolutely not. You two ruined my door. 354 00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:55,551 You slammed it again. 355 00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:58,388 Ah, well, we didn't slam it that hard. 356 00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,494 The slider is bent and now the handle is all loose. 357 00:15:00,561 --> 00:15:01,763 - Are they? - Oh, buddy. 358 00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:02,931 Did they get all busted up? 359 00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:04,669 - I'm so sorry. - You know what? 360 00:15:04,702 --> 00:15:06,473 We're going to be so much more careful this time, you watch. 361 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,543 I have two broken doors now. 362 00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,614 Whatever. We got the wrong body last time. 363 00:15:10,614 --> 00:15:11,649 Yeah, so can we... 364 00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:13,185 You said goodbye to the wrong corpse? 365 00:15:13,252 --> 00:15:14,555 Can you believe it? 366 00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:16,257 - Crazy, right? - Honest mistake. 367 00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:18,095 We just wanna say goodbye to the right person. 368 00:15:18,228 --> 00:15:19,565 It would mean a lot to us, you know. 369 00:15:19,665 --> 00:15:22,370 You ripped the thumb off a total stranger? 370 00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:24,040 Caught that, did you? 371 00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:26,078 Yeah, well, we... you know, we didn't have our tools. 372 00:15:26,177 --> 00:15:27,515 No, and he didn't vocalize the plan, 373 00:15:27,614 --> 00:15:29,184 and then there we were, just trying to pivot. 374 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,921 - So I just had to wrench it. - Yeah. Great. 375 00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:33,727 You don't... Whatever. Look, she's not here anymore anyway. 376 00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:35,697 You threw her in the trash already? 377 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,033 No. 378 00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,240 We don't throw bodies in the trash. 379 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:43,111 Her husband came to get her. Uh... Uh... 380 00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:46,252 - A Frank Reynolds took the remains. - What? 381 00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:47,688 - Why did you give her to him? - Why? 382 00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:49,892 She's not even technically married to him yet. 383 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,195 - Yet? - Goddamn it! 384 00:15:51,361 --> 00:15:52,431 Okay, where did he take her? 385 00:15:52,597 --> 00:15:54,402 - How should I know? - Shit. 386 00:15:54,468 --> 00:15:57,139 You should know and you should tell us because we are meant to be rich. 387 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,478 We are not meant to be squabbling 388 00:15:59,545 --> 00:16:01,983 with basement dwellers and morticians all day long. 389 00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:05,957 Goddamn it, you are working class and we have moved on from you. 390 00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:07,561 Okay, Dennis, I'm texting him. 391 00:16:07,627 --> 00:16:09,498 He's taking her to the funeral. I'll have him drop a pin. 392 00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:12,538 - You, thanks for nothing. - Yeah, thanks for nothing, pal. 393 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,475 Dee, you know what? Let's go. 394 00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:16,679 And let's slide and slam every single thing on the way out. 395 00:16:16,746 --> 00:16:20,587 Don't you dare slide and slam every... 396 00:16:37,186 --> 00:16:38,957 Okay. All right. 397 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,828 When we see the funeral procession, you throw your body over Sam's 398 00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:43,032 - in a fit of tears, and get the print. - Yeah. 399 00:16:43,298 --> 00:16:45,269 Oh, well, the casket's gonna be closed though, right? 400 00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,875 They don't do open caskets in a funeral procession, do they? 401 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,979 No, you're probably right. Yeah, okay. 402 00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:52,485 So, I'll throw my body over the coffin in a fit of tears, right, 403 00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:53,986 and I'll knock the lid off. 404 00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:55,991 - You grab the print then. - That's when I grab it. 405 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,862 - Actually grab the whole thumb if you can. - Yeah. Right. 406 00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:59,965 Yeah. No. Hey, where are we? 407 00:17:00,032 --> 00:17:02,337 This, uh... This feels strange, but this is definitely where Frank dropped the pin. 408 00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:04,576 - It is? - Yes. 409 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,378 I was gonna say 'cause it's a good crowd, but it doesn't seem like a funeral crowd. 410 00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:08,683 Something feels off. 411 00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:24,180 What are they doing? What are we supposed to do? 412 00:17:24,749 --> 00:17:26,384 Are we meant to do something? Uh-oh. 413 00:17:26,485 --> 00:17:28,322 Jesus. I don't know. We gotta find Frank. 414 00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:30,761 I don't know what the hell's going on. I don't even see a coffin. 415 00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:31,930 - Frank! - Frank! 416 00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:33,298 Frank! 417 00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:34,802 Frank! 418 00:17:34,902 --> 00:17:36,705 - Dad, do you think this is gonna work? - Huh? 419 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:38,910 Forget it. Here they come. 420 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,183 Look. There he is! 421 00:17:42,651 --> 00:17:44,387 You're really pulling this look off by the way. 422 00:17:44,621 --> 00:17:45,957 So beautiful. 423 00:17:50,365 --> 00:17:52,269 He looks so happy. 424 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,875 - Are you crying? - No. 425 00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:57,112 Bro, I think you're crying. 426 00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:59,317 Oh, God, here put the glasses on. 427 00:18:00,487 --> 00:18:02,458 Yeah, that's... that's better. 428 00:18:02,524 --> 00:18:04,194 I don't like that. I don't like it. 429 00:18:04,261 --> 00:18:06,331 - I don't know where Frank is. —Frank! 430 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,102 I mean, where's Frank? 431 00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:10,473 - Frank! - Wait a second. 432 00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:12,611 Where the hell is Frank? 433 00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:14,815 - Is that Charlie? Charlie! - Oh! Hey! Hey! 434 00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:17,019 Charlie, Charlie, where's Frank? 435 00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:20,292 Oh, my gosh, you guys came. This is the perfect send-off for my mom. 436 00:18:20,426 --> 00:18:21,729 She would be so happy you were here. 437 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,833 - Great. Where's Frank, dude? - Huh? 438 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,336 Where's the body? 439 00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:27,006 Oh, my mom? She's ashes, dude. 440 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,910 - Sam? Where's Sam? - Huh? 441 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,947 Oh, she's in the cannon. 442 00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:40,099 - What? - Oh, no. 443 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,437 Thank you all for coming 444 00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:47,080 as we bid our farewells to Bonnie and Sam, 445 00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:49,685 two magnificent women, 446 00:18:49,785 --> 00:18:52,156 who would've wanted to go out with a bang. 447 00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:54,962 I should know, I banged both of 'em. 448 00:18:57,634 --> 00:18:59,303 Drumroll, please. 449 00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:05,182 - Oh, my God. - Goodbye, my lovely. 450 00:19:05,717 --> 00:19:07,554 No, no, no. 451 00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:23,185 Yeah! 452 00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:30,701 - Well, there go those thumbs. - Son of a bitch. 453 00:19:31,835 --> 00:19:35,911 No, wait. What are you doing? You got it all wrong. 454 00:19:35,977 --> 00:19:39,317 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dad. I can't let it happen. 455 00:19:39,718 --> 00:19:41,655 I'm not Luther. I'm Donald. 456 00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:43,526 Wait, hold on, stop. He's telling the truth. 457 00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:47,366 Listen, that man over there, that's the real Luther. 458 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,903 Thank you for everything, buddy. 459 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,840 Yeah, good to see you, and say hi to your family. 460 00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:53,211 How about that shot, Charlie? Slam dunk. 461 00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:55,584 It was incredible, Frank. It was incredible. 462 00:19:55,717 --> 00:19:57,253 Guys, thank you so much for coming. 463 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,727 - Oh, fuck off! - Goddamn poor people. Ruin everything! 464 00:20:02,029 --> 00:20:03,967 - What's eating them? - I don't know, dude. 465 00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:06,171 Frank, this was amazing. This was amazing. 466 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,476 My mom would've loved this. She would have loved this. 467 00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:10,212 - I miss them both. - Yeah. 468 00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:11,516 What are you doing? 469 00:20:11,582 --> 00:20:14,020 What are you doing? I'm Donald. 470 00:20:14,053 --> 00:20:18,396 Mac! Mac! Mac! 471 00:20:18,462 --> 00:20:20,332 I'm so sorry, Uncle Donald. 472 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:24,173 I knew that my dad was going to double-cross you the entire time. 473 00:20:24,608 --> 00:20:28,281 - Are you mad? - No, Son. I'm not mad. 474 00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:30,152 Dad? How? 475 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:33,693 I never told Donald he could take my place in the parade 476 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:36,799 'cause I knew you were gonna rat. 477 00:20:37,634 --> 00:20:41,107 Once a rat, always a rat. 478 00:20:42,411 --> 00:20:45,683 Oh. Does this mean you're gonna live as him with Mom now? 479 00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:49,425 Uh, okay. Will I see you again? 480 00:20:49,691 --> 00:20:53,699 Oh, yeah. I'll probably come back to kill you someday. 481 00:20:57,608 --> 00:21:00,781 Eh. He's just being unpleasant. I'm sure he'll come around.