1 00:00:07,085 --> 00:00:09,222 You look like an asshole. 2 00:00:09,390 --> 00:00:11,160 A lot of people are gonna be wearing these hats at the concert. 3 00:00:11,259 --> 00:00:12,129 It might be you looking like an asshole, Frank. 4 00:00:12,329 --> 00:00:13,665 Concert? What concert? 5 00:00:13,965 --> 00:00:15,568 I thought we were going to a virtual reality thing. 6 00:00:15,569 --> 00:00:17,706 Oh, no. You're getting confused with "Virtual Insanity." 7 00:00:18,006 --> 00:00:20,278 - What? - Yeah, that's Jamiroquai's top song, 8 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:22,749 and Mr. Jamiroquai is the one who wears the hat. 9 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:24,319 They're a hat band. 10 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,424 Oh, no. Come on. They're not a hat band, all right? 11 00:00:26,425 --> 00:00:28,894 And the man's name is not Jamiroquai. That's the band's name, okay? 12 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:30,933 The man's name is Jay Kay. 13 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:34,740 And that's not just a J and a K. That's, uh... that's spelled J-A-Y K-A-Y. 14 00:00:34,974 --> 00:00:37,478 And the band's name actually is... This is interesting. 15 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,616 It's a portmanteau. 16 00:00:39,617 --> 00:00:39,650 It's a portmanteau. It's a combination of, uh, two Jam, as in "jam session," and "Iroquois." 17 00:00:39,651 --> 00:00:42,321 It's a combination of, uh, two things: Jam, as in "jam session," and "Iroquois." 18 00:00:42,322 --> 00:00:44,059 I'm lost. 19 00:00:44,259 --> 00:00:46,363 We all are, but Dennis is a super fan, so he'll go on and on about it. 20 00:00:46,364 --> 00:00:48,232 Well, let's hear the album. 21 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:49,704 - Well... - Well, there's really only the one song. 22 00:00:50,004 --> 00:00:52,240 Well, hard disagree on that there, pal. But yeah. 23 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:53,811 No, we can't really listen to music 24 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:56,215 because, uh, this thing doesn't have a CD player, 25 00:00:56,216 --> 00:00:58,454 and we left our phones at home as a nod to the '90s. 26 00:00:58,455 --> 00:01:00,257 - So, we're kinda screwed here. - Well, not me. 27 00:01:00,258 --> 00:01:02,227 I never go anywhere without my phone. 28 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,699 - Is that right? - Is that right? 29 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:05,936 - Goddamn it. What's this? - Well, yeah. 30 00:01:06,069 --> 00:01:07,773 Frank, we had to take your phone 31 00:01:08,006 --> 00:01:09,642 and replace it with a calculator because you are addicted. 32 00:01:09,643 --> 00:01:12,448 - Yeah. - Concert, concert, concert. 33 00:01:12,449 --> 00:01:14,787 - Don't go in there for a while. - Goddamn it. 34 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:17,425 I forgot how annoying it is to go to a concert with you, Dee. 35 00:01:17,426 --> 00:01:19,730 - You're way too drunk way too soon. - What? No. 36 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:22,702 Remember the Dave Matthews concert where we tossed her under the Astrovan? 37 00:01:27,211 --> 00:01:28,648 Yeah, yeah. 38 00:01:28,649 --> 00:01:30,918 Where are we by the way? I don't recognize this area. 39 00:01:30,919 --> 00:01:34,761 Yeah, I don't know. Um, I think I got a little turned around 40 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:36,564 because we don't have GPS. So... 41 00:01:36,565 --> 00:01:38,066 What the hell is that? 42 00:01:38,401 --> 00:01:40,739 Well, you know what? We-We might be running out of gas. 43 00:01:40,906 --> 00:01:42,508 - The gas gauge might... - What? 44 00:01:42,509 --> 00:01:44,245 Yeah, well, I couldn't tell if the gas gauge was working. 45 00:01:44,246 --> 00:01:46,383 I think we might have jacked up the electronics 46 00:01:46,384 --> 00:01:48,521 when we ripped out the console. 47 00:01:49,523 --> 00:01:50,893 You morons. 48 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:52,330 - Yeah. — Okay, we are fully out of gas. 49 00:01:52,496 --> 00:01:54,098 - Shit. - Yeah, we're, uh... 50 00:01:54,099 --> 00:01:56,103 Seems kind of like a rough area, isn't it? 51 00:01:56,269 --> 00:01:58,975 Yeah, well, it's getting worse and worse these days, I'll tell you that. 52 00:01:59,242 --> 00:02:02,448 Well, don't panic, everybody. You know, it's fine, I think. 53 00:02:02,449 --> 00:02:03,685 What's that? 54 00:02:04,119 --> 00:02:06,992 That's one of those driverless robot taxi cars or whatever. 55 00:02:07,091 --> 00:02:08,694 - There's nobody driving it? - Mm-mmm. 56 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:11,902 So a robocar driving through a homeless encampment. 57 00:02:12,034 --> 00:02:13,804 That seems like Judge Dredd. 58 00:02:13,805 --> 00:02:18,247 Yeah, dude. You're right. It is very dystopian for sure. 59 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:19,916 And if I could just, you know, 60 00:02:19,917 --> 00:02:22,788 bring things back around full circle, if you don't mind. 61 00:02:22,789 --> 00:02:24,626 Uh, this is the exact future 62 00:02:24,627 --> 00:02:28,066 that Jamiroquai was trying to warn us about almost 30 years ago. 63 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:29,670 - Hmm. - Mmm. 64 00:02:53,183 --> 00:02:55,020 Keep the curtains closed 65 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:56,891 because the first thing those animals do is go for your holes. 66 00:02:57,124 --> 00:02:59,128 So you gotta stuff up because that's how they get into you. 67 00:02:59,229 --> 00:03:00,631 - You gotta... Yeah. - Wait. Hang on. No. Frank. 68 00:03:00,632 --> 00:03:02,636 - Frank, relax. - Here. Stuff up. Stuff up. 69 00:03:02,637 --> 00:03:04,407 - Nobody wants your holes. - That's how they get inside of you. 70 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:05,808 - They enter. - They... 71 00:03:05,809 --> 00:03:07,445 Nobody wants to be inside you. 72 00:03:07,446 --> 00:03:09,349 Don't panic. You still have time to make the concert. 73 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:12,923 We just need somebody to go out there and get us some gas, right? 74 00:03:13,123 --> 00:03:14,360 - Mac? - Yeah. 75 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,597 Me? Why? Why me? 76 00:03:16,598 --> 00:03:18,133 Well, I mean, you're the only one with a chained wallet. 77 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:20,103 Oh, that was for the mosh pit though. 78 00:03:20,104 --> 00:03:21,539 Yeah, it'd be crazy for those of us 79 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:23,210 who don't have chained wallets to go out there. 80 00:03:23,311 --> 00:03:25,213 - That'd be crazy. - Plus, you're the enforcer. 81 00:03:25,214 --> 00:03:27,418 - Aren't you always saying that? - And that you know the streets super well. 82 00:03:27,419 --> 00:03:29,055 - He knows the streets. - You guys say that. 83 00:03:29,323 --> 00:03:31,159 I've definitely heard you say it, but sure, if you want. 84 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,795 - All right. I'll do it. - Go leave with your... 85 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,399 No, no. Wait. Don't go. 86 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,604 Hang on to your teeth because that's what they do. 87 00:03:36,704 --> 00:03:38,707 They pull your teeth and use it for currency. 88 00:03:38,708 --> 00:03:40,545 They take my teeth? Why would they take my teeth? 89 00:03:40,546 --> 00:03:41,948 They trade teeth for currency. 90 00:03:42,081 --> 00:03:43,550 Where are you getting that from? 91 00:03:43,551 --> 00:03:45,054 I thought you were talking about the Mad Max 92 00:03:45,154 --> 00:03:47,460 dystopian world with the oil and the cars. 93 00:03:47,559 --> 00:03:49,228 - Oh, oh, oh. - I see what's going on. 94 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,467 - He's mixing up his dystopian futures. - Yeah. 95 00:03:51,468 --> 00:03:53,804 When you talked about the driverless car... 96 00:03:53,805 --> 00:03:53,871 When you talked about the driverless car... Mad Max is after the computer wars when the humans are fighting over water. 97 00:03:53,872 --> 00:03:57,745 Mad Max is after the computer wars when the humans are fighting over water. 98 00:03:57,746 --> 00:03:57,778 Mad Max is after the computer wars when the humans are fighting over water. - Wait. What? - Yeah. 99 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,415 - Wait. What? - Yeah. 100 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:01,987 - I thought it was in the past. - No, it's in the future. 101 00:04:01,988 --> 00:04:04,626 The computers have had the big AI fight. The Terminator... 102 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:06,564 And the fight over water, that's Waterworld. 103 00:04:06,565 --> 00:04:08,701 No, that's when there's too much water. 104 00:04:08,702 --> 00:04:13,276 Which one was the midget strapped to the tank and he was playing the guitar? 105 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,281 We're getting our Mad Maxes all mixed up. 106 00:04:15,482 --> 00:04:17,619 We're getting all of these dystopian futures mixed up, and it's just... 107 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,690 It's too much to unravel. We're gonna miss the concert, all right? 108 00:04:19,691 --> 00:04:21,995 And I don't wanna miss the concert, okay? So, how about this? 109 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,098 Go out there, get us some gas, 110 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,602 and we'll circle back to this conversation because I do think it's important. 111 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:27,571 Yeah, dude. Just go get gas, please? 112 00:04:27,572 --> 00:04:29,910 I'll get the gas 'cause I'm the enforcer. I know the streets. 113 00:04:30,077 --> 00:04:32,081 You're the enforcer. You know the streets. Otherwise, we're gonna be here all night. 114 00:04:32,082 --> 00:04:33,818 I'm actually gonna roll too 'cause I need some more supplies. 115 00:04:34,085 --> 00:04:36,056 - I gotta beef up this jungle juice. - All right. Go. 116 00:04:36,222 --> 00:04:37,458 - You really don't, Dee. - Boosh. 117 00:04:37,459 --> 00:04:39,028 - Oh, you bitch. - Oh, she got your hat. 118 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:42,536 Yeah, that's all right. I brought a spare. 119 00:04:43,404 --> 00:04:45,108 This city has really turned to shit, huh? 120 00:04:45,342 --> 00:04:47,945 Really, it's an excessive amount of homeless people, right? 121 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:49,449 This is just weird, right? 122 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:50,918 It's the fentanyl, Dee. It's the goddamn fentanyl. 123 00:04:50,919 --> 00:04:52,888 Oh, whatever happened to crackheads though? 124 00:04:52,889 --> 00:04:54,960 - 'Cause crackheads were fun. - They were industrious, you know? 125 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:56,930 They would sell you a bike. They would tell you a joke. 126 00:04:56,931 --> 00:04:58,834 - They would work for their crack. - They were hard workers. 127 00:04:58,835 --> 00:05:00,505 They'd offer to suck dick for it. You know what I mean? 128 00:05:00,605 --> 00:05:02,342 - They wouldn't expect anything. - "I'll suck yo' dick!" 129 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,279 That was funny and this is just sad. 130 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,585 Oh, please. A pile of filth right in the... where I was trying to walk. 131 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:09,822 - Shit. - I'm walking here. You know what I mean? 132 00:05:09,823 --> 00:05:09,856 - Shit. - I'm walking here. You know what I mean? I-I gotta be honest with you. 133 00:05:09,857 --> 00:05:11,994 I-I gotta be honest with you. 134 00:05:12,161 --> 00:05:15,334 I put too much energy drink inside of my juice, and I think my buzz is wearing off. 135 00:05:15,335 --> 00:05:16,903 We gotta find a liquor store. 136 00:05:16,904 --> 00:05:19,041 No. Dee, we need to find a gas station, all right? 137 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,712 Go ask somebody. 138 00:05:20,713 --> 00:05:22,748 No, I'm not talking to these people. They're crazy. 139 00:05:22,749 --> 00:05:25,020 You ask somebody. You're the one who knows the streets. 140 00:05:25,021 --> 00:05:26,956 Fine, pussy. 141 00:05:26,957 --> 00:05:29,195 There's nothing to be afraid of, all right? These people are harmless. 142 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,334 Sir. Hi, sir. Excuse me. 143 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,472 Um, we're looking for a gas station. Could you point us in the right direction? 144 00:05:34,473 --> 00:05:36,176 Yeah, let me help you. 145 00:05:36,276 --> 00:05:39,651 You're gonna go down to the, uh, purple tent. 146 00:05:39,783 --> 00:05:41,387 You make a left at the bug zapper. 147 00:05:41,388 --> 00:05:43,491 - You-You hear that? - Yeah, yeah. 148 00:05:43,492 --> 00:05:46,696 You're gonna go past the rat lot, and then you make a right at the barrels. 149 00:05:46,697 --> 00:05:48,635 - You can't miss it. Okay? - Okay. 150 00:05:48,801 --> 00:05:50,071 - All right. You see? - Yeah. 151 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:51,775 - What? What? - Oh. 152 00:05:51,907 --> 00:05:55,516 - My chain technology failed me! - Uh... 153 00:05:55,882 --> 00:05:57,585 your chain seems fine. 154 00:05:57,586 --> 00:06:00,056 Looks like your pants technology's what failed you. 155 00:06:00,057 --> 00:06:02,463 That's a person. That's not a pile, that's a person. 156 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,733 - Go. That's a person. We gotta go. - Okay. 157 00:06:06,438 --> 00:06:07,940 Like, the floor's moving around and stuff, 158 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,742 like furniture's, like, moving towards him. 159 00:06:09,743 --> 00:06:11,413 He's, like, "Whoa." It's really, really cool. 160 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,049 And then he launches into like a... 161 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,567 Now let's stop there. Let's examine that last couplet 162 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:24,139 because I think when he's talking about religion, he's not talking about... 163 00:06:24,373 --> 00:06:27,043 - I wanna blow my brains out. - Well, yeah, it's a lot to take in. 164 00:06:27,044 --> 00:06:29,416 Yeah, but also, aren't you singing the wrong song? 165 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:30,718 I thought it went like... 166 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,965 No, Charlie. That's Cypress Hill. And that's two different songs. 167 00:06:37,966 --> 00:06:41,205 No, it's not. That's Jumanji, and it goes like... 168 00:06:45,515 --> 00:06:47,785 Hold on. No, that's a third Cypress Hill song that you're singing, 169 00:06:47,786 --> 00:06:50,325 and then you're talking about a board game? Okay, it's Jamiroquai. 170 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:52,227 Guys, Jesus. This is crazy. 171 00:06:52,228 --> 00:06:54,699 I need both of you to expand your Jamiroquai knowledge. 172 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,939 Otherwise, you're gonna be at the concert, you're gonna be listening to the music, 173 00:06:57,940 --> 00:07:00,377 but you're not gonna be really hearing the music. 174 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,648 Goddamn it. If I could just play the song, 175 00:07:02,649 --> 00:07:05,120 if I could just play it, I swear to God, you'd really get it, you know what I mean? 176 00:07:05,421 --> 00:07:07,458 I have a CD. I just... We don't even have a CD player. 177 00:07:07,459 --> 00:07:11,033 Dude, I bet there's, like, an old music player in this tent city somewhere. 178 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,270 You know, all these people are on old technology, man. 179 00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:14,306 I bet they could play that. 180 00:07:14,506 --> 00:07:16,276 Hey. Yeah. You know what? 181 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,813 There's a certain flea market quality to it out there, you know? 182 00:07:17,946 --> 00:07:19,649 Except with more drugs and violence. 183 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:22,121 If you go out there, it's gonna draw attention to us. 184 00:07:22,389 --> 00:07:26,263 And if those cockroaches catch a scent, we're finished. 185 00:07:26,397 --> 00:07:27,666 Look, Frank, man, these are people, dude. 186 00:07:27,766 --> 00:07:29,970 Yeah, don't refer to them as cockroaches. 187 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:31,806 That's appalling, you know what I mean? 188 00:07:31,807 --> 00:07:34,547 These are people that we look through and ignore, 189 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,449 unless we need to buy drugs or CD players. 190 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,354 Yeah. They are probably covered in cockroaches. 191 00:07:38,355 --> 00:07:41,861 Well, if you hear two gunshots, then you know they got into my holes. 192 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,032 So then just burn the RV. Just fire it up. 193 00:07:44,265 --> 00:07:46,337 If they're in your holes, dude, you're not getting the shot off. 194 00:07:46,537 --> 00:07:48,773 That's a good point. If they've advanced that far, you're not... 195 00:07:48,774 --> 00:07:50,711 - Yeah, you're done for. - You're done for. But, yes. 196 00:07:50,712 --> 00:07:52,615 We'll burn it down if they're in your holes. 197 00:07:52,616 --> 00:07:53,984 We got you covered, okay? 198 00:07:58,294 --> 00:07:59,830 Oh, thank God. 199 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,170 Hello? Hello, sir. 200 00:08:03,671 --> 00:08:05,239 Sir, hi, hi, hi. 201 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,278 Uh, our RV broke down, 202 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:13,758 and, um, oh, as you can see, my chain wallet was ripped away by a homeless man, 203 00:08:13,858 --> 00:08:16,430 and I-I-I don't, unfortunately, have any funds, 204 00:08:16,431 --> 00:08:19,770 but I'm wondering if we-we can, uh... 205 00:08:20,338 --> 00:08:22,409 I see you pointing at the sign, but I... 206 00:08:22,809 --> 00:08:25,549 Oh, I get... No, I-I think there's a bit of a misunderstanding. 207 00:08:25,682 --> 00:08:27,486 Sorry. No, no, we're not homeless. 208 00:08:27,619 --> 00:08:29,155 I don't think he's gonna help us. 209 00:08:29,556 --> 00:08:31,360 I think this guy thinks we're homeless, Dee. 210 00:08:31,361 --> 00:08:33,998 I think we gotta come up with a completely different solution. 211 00:08:36,737 --> 00:08:39,107 You know what? I've got an idea. 212 00:08:39,108 --> 00:08:40,511 Come with me. 213 00:08:41,314 --> 00:08:42,782 Okay, give me the bottle. 214 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,652 No, no, you can't. You're gonna dump it out. 215 00:08:44,653 --> 00:08:46,857 Of course I'm gonna dump it. I'm gonna fill it with gasoline. 216 00:08:46,858 --> 00:08:49,729 You're gonna regret not having jungle boobs in the parking lot. 217 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,369 Jungle boobs? Jungle boobs? You are useless. 218 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:53,638 Give me the hat. 219 00:08:56,377 --> 00:08:57,913 Yeah, this is working. 220 00:09:02,522 --> 00:09:04,493 - What? What is that? - Dee, what is that? 221 00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:06,798 Is that a homeless person's bottle? 222 00:09:07,499 --> 00:09:09,069 Did I pick up the wrong one back there? 223 00:09:09,369 --> 00:09:11,206 Oh, my God. Are you drinking street juice? 224 00:09:11,407 --> 00:09:13,142 Oh, God. 225 00:09:13,143 --> 00:09:14,278 Oh, my God. You're gonna get hepatitis. That's disgusting. 226 00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:16,015 Uh-oh. Starting to fold. 227 00:09:16,016 --> 00:09:17,486 What? Fold? 228 00:09:17,786 --> 00:09:19,489 - Oh, my God. Is that the fentanyl? - Hey! 229 00:09:19,490 --> 00:09:20,826 - Folding. - You took fentanyl. 230 00:09:20,925 --> 00:09:22,895 Unfold and run, Dee. Unfold and run. 231 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,899 I'm sorry. It's okay. We're not homeless. 232 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,770 - Get the hell away from my truck! - Unfold. Unfold and run, Dee! 233 00:09:26,771 --> 00:09:28,408 There's nothing weird about this! 234 00:09:29,142 --> 00:09:31,446 God, look at all these homeless people, man. 235 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:32,916 Population is booming. 236 00:09:33,049 --> 00:09:34,785 Yeah. Where are they coming from, dude? 237 00:09:34,786 --> 00:09:36,689 Glad it's not nighttime. I'd be scared as shit. 238 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:39,027 Yeah. And you know, I feel bad too, you know. 239 00:09:39,028 --> 00:09:41,699 We're, like, driving to a jazz show in a spare home... 240 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,504 and these people have, like, no homes, you know. 241 00:09:43,505 --> 00:09:45,341 Right, yeah. I see the irony in that. 242 00:09:45,342 --> 00:09:47,646 It's-It's a shame, but, you know, nothing to be done. Uh-uh. 243 00:09:47,779 --> 00:09:48,915 Well, nothing you can do about it, 244 00:09:49,081 --> 00:09:51,251 - but, you know... - Yeah. 245 00:09:51,252 --> 00:09:54,393 Have you noticed there's quite a few people around here that are, like, folded? 246 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:56,664 - Yeah, they're like... I know. - Look at this guy right here. 247 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,902 What is that? Like, how do they not tip over? 248 00:09:59,168 --> 00:10:01,741 Good question. Yeah, it's actually quite impressive, isn't it? 249 00:10:01,907 --> 00:10:05,582 It's, like, they gotta have strong legs to-to-to pull that off, you know? 250 00:10:05,682 --> 00:10:08,253 Are the drugs only affecting the top half? 251 00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:11,426 It's a torso-based narcotic, you know what I mean? 252 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,864 Still, it feels like somebody should do something about this. 253 00:10:13,998 --> 00:10:15,602 It's gotta be tough on the spine long-term. 254 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:18,105 Yeah. You know what? Go with me here. I got an idea. 255 00:10:18,106 --> 00:10:19,676 Hang on. Check this out. 256 00:10:24,218 --> 00:10:25,887 All right? And I just go up a little. 257 00:10:25,888 --> 00:10:27,190 You lift him up and... 258 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:27,257 - You lift him up and... - There we go. - Hey! 259 00:10:27,258 --> 00:10:29,061 - There we go. - Hey! 260 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,065 Look at that, huh? 261 00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,803 Yeah, not bad. 262 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:36,041 Not bad? Dude, come on, that's, like, a million-dollar idea right there. 263 00:10:36,042 --> 00:10:38,013 - Look at that. Look at that. - Well, yeah. 264 00:10:38,113 --> 00:10:39,715 Who's gonna give you the million dollars? 265 00:10:39,716 --> 00:10:41,754 'Cause these people don't have any money. 266 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,992 Uh, well, no. Yeah. No, they don't, but you know what you do in those plays? 267 00:10:44,993 --> 00:10:47,998 You-You find an investor, like, some kind of big-money guy 268 00:10:47,999 --> 00:10:50,337 - who sees how to monetize this thing. - Government contract. 269 00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:52,341 - That's where the big money is at, right? - Yes, 270 00:10:52,342 --> 00:10:53,645 yeah, it's a social play, right? 271 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,848 You go after the federal dollars. 272 00:10:55,849 --> 00:10:58,219 We got a real problem with the folding. Let's take care of this kind of a thing. 273 00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:00,258 Hey, are you hearing music coming from over there? 274 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,796 I am hearing that. It's got to be playing out of something, right? 275 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,399 - Should we check that out? - Yeah, let's do it. 276 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,637 Dude, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna grab this. 277 00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:08,373 Yeah, yeah. 278 00:11:08,374 --> 00:11:10,977 Just, you know, don't want anyone to steal the prototype. 279 00:11:10,978 --> 00:11:14,117 You know, copyrights, trademarks and that kind of thing. 280 00:11:14,118 --> 00:11:16,222 - I just... You get what I'm saying, right? - I got you. 281 00:11:16,223 --> 00:11:18,894 You know, you just gotta copyright and all that stuff. 282 00:11:30,886 --> 00:11:33,122 - Cricket? - Hey! 283 00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:36,830 Hey! What's good? 284 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:42,309 - You mind turning that down a little bit? - Yeah, yeah. 285 00:11:42,609 --> 00:11:44,612 - Turn that down a little, Cricket. - Yeah. 286 00:11:44,613 --> 00:11:46,350 - Cricket. Cricket! - Cricket. 287 00:11:46,617 --> 00:11:48,755 - ¡Ay! - I noticed you speaking Spanish earlier. 288 00:11:48,888 --> 00:11:50,190 Is this a Latino neighborhood? Or... 289 00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:53,530 I'm with the Puerto Ricans now. 290 00:11:53,531 --> 00:11:56,068 - Oh! They, like, own you or something? - No, no, no, no. 291 00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:58,172 - Don't ask. It's... - Well, I mean, in a way. But either way... 292 00:11:58,173 --> 00:11:59,843 Hey, cool. That's cool. 293 00:11:59,943 --> 00:12:02,013 Cricket, what's the story with that CD player? 294 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,250 Is that up for grabs? 'Cause I'd like to barter for that. 295 00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:06,088 Yeah, we kind of need one of those. 296 00:12:06,089 --> 00:12:07,758 That's my most prized possession. 297 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:08,928 He just said he'd barter for it. So... 298 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,565 That's your most prized possession? 299 00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:11,934 If you wanna haggle, we can haggle 300 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,703 because I'm looking at that hat, 301 00:12:13,704 --> 00:12:15,308 and I'm thinking, "That's a bang-up chamber pot." 302 00:12:15,575 --> 00:12:16,977 I don't have indoor plumbing. That hat's got structure. 303 00:12:17,077 --> 00:12:18,815 You could throw a bag in there, it's good to go. 304 00:12:18,981 --> 00:12:20,384 I'll do it for the hat, maybe. 305 00:12:20,385 --> 00:12:22,489 The hat's just not on the table, that's not... 306 00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:24,458 Yeah. Listen, you're talking about taking a dump in this guy's hat. 307 00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:26,363 - Come on, dude. - I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry he went there. 308 00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:27,899 - Yeah. - This is a Jay Kay hat. 309 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,335 - No hat. Hat's done. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 310 00:12:29,336 --> 00:12:29,368 - No hat. Hat's done. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hat's... Whoa! Whoa. 311 00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:31,138 Okay. Hat's... Whoa! Whoa. 312 00:12:31,139 --> 00:12:32,976 - Cricket! - All right. I made a move. That's on me. 313 00:12:33,109 --> 00:12:34,945 - Leave him alone. - Damn you to hell. 314 00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:36,484 - I already lost one of these. - You're not getting the hat. 315 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:38,554 - Okay. I'm backing off. - Okay? 316 00:12:38,555 --> 00:12:40,624 Just give me some foil and we'll be done. You can have the damn thing. 317 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,461 Are you talking about just regular... tinfoil? 318 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,466 - Is that code for something? - The stuff you wrap food in? 319 00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:46,604 - Or just tinfoil? - Tinfoil's as good as gold around here. 320 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:49,676 Come on, you gotta understand the streets. Tinfoil is king. And fentanyl. 321 00:12:49,876 --> 00:12:51,480 Yeah, fentanyl is better. 322 00:12:51,713 --> 00:12:52,981 If you have fentanyl, I'll take the fentanyl over everything 323 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:54,686 and you can have this entire house. 324 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,790 - We have tinfoil. Yeah. - Yeah. Let's get you that tinfoil. 325 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:58,993 - I think we bought some for the hot dogs. - Yeah, we definitely do. 326 00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:01,064 - Well, I'll take the hot dogs too. — Well... 327 00:13:01,065 --> 00:13:03,437 Hey, grab the radio, and we'll get the tinfoil. 328 00:13:03,637 --> 00:13:05,173 Hey, let me talk to you. 329 00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:08,011 Um, how do you feel about, you know, like a custom-made, 330 00:13:08,012 --> 00:13:10,652 standing device that props you up while you're folding, 331 00:13:10,852 --> 00:13:11,853 courtesy of Uncle Sam? 332 00:13:17,766 --> 00:13:19,636 Creepers. 333 00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,340 He's like this and the floor was moving, you know what I... 334 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,747 This is you guys, huh? I didn't take you for RV folks. 335 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,450 Well, we picked it up as a sort of, 336 00:13:26,451 --> 00:13:29,857 you know, second home that drives, but, yeah... 337 00:13:30,023 --> 00:13:31,461 - Don't rub it in. - Yeah. 338 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,897 Not to rub it in that we have a second driving home. 339 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:35,334 No, no, no, no. Hey, come on, please. 340 00:13:35,635 --> 00:13:37,070 You know, I mean, I like the tent, by the way. 341 00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:39,041 You know, humans are meant to sleep on the ground. 342 00:13:39,175 --> 00:13:41,513 - It's how we evolved. - Yeah, yeah. 343 00:13:41,514 --> 00:13:44,184 My question is, like, how did you evolve to become like this, you know what I mean? 344 00:13:44,185 --> 00:13:47,491 Because that's the weird thing, is I don't know your backstory. 345 00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:49,863 I feel like I've known you forever, and yet I don't know how you became... 346 00:13:49,864 --> 00:13:53,035 I know, it's... No, you just don't know homeless people's backstories anymore. 347 00:13:53,036 --> 00:13:54,606 You know, were you always Puerto Rican? 348 00:13:54,873 --> 00:13:57,377 Were you always homeless? Like, how did you get this way? 349 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:57,411 Were you always homeless? Like, how did you get this way? Are you kidding me right now? 350 00:13:57,412 --> 00:13:58,980 Are you kidding me right now? 351 00:13:58,981 --> 00:14:00,017 You are my backstory. 352 00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:01,286 - Really? - Yeah. 353 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,922 We factor into this in some way. 354 00:14:02,923 --> 00:14:04,358 Okay, you factor into this in a great way. 355 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:06,228 I'm here because of you. Do you not understand? 356 00:14:06,229 --> 00:14:08,299 That's crazy. I'd like to hear that story at some point. 357 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,370 - But why don't I grab the tinfoil... - You should know the story. 358 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,641 Um... 359 00:14:12,007 --> 00:14:13,578 Could I maybe use your bathroom? 360 00:14:13,945 --> 00:14:15,381 - Yeah. I... - Yeah. 361 00:14:15,715 --> 00:14:17,452 - I mean, it's a no. - It's a no, right? 362 00:14:17,453 --> 00:14:20,357 Yeah, Cricket. Because, you know, it's an inside toilet and... 363 00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:22,059 You're an outside guy. 364 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,496 - You chose to be an outside person... - I didn't choose. 365 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,300 - You gave up though. - I never gave it up. 366 00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:27,203 - Yes, you did. - I got pushed out of society 367 00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:29,408 - because of you two. - Well, good. There's your backstory. 368 00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:31,111 - Well, I don't think we factor into... - No. 369 00:14:31,112 --> 00:14:32,649 People like him always need somebody to blame. 370 00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:34,719 Are you on drugs right now? Is that what's going on? 371 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,523 No, I'm not on drugs. Let me just see this thing, all right? 372 00:14:36,524 --> 00:14:38,527 - Would you show me this thing? - You wanna see this? 373 00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,331 Yeah, prop me up. I wanna see 374 00:14:40,332 --> 00:14:42,066 - what you've been talking about. - Hell yeah, dude. Check it out. 375 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,538 So imagine you're in one of your fentanyl folds. 376 00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:46,577 - Okay. Yep. All right. - Okay, there you go. 377 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,279 - How's that feel? - You like that? 378 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,417 I think you've got a million-dollar idea. 379 00:14:50,418 --> 00:14:52,286 - Boom! Yeah. That's what I was saying. - I think it's... 380 00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:53,991 - That is nice. Yeah. - Not bad, right? 381 00:14:54,091 --> 00:14:55,560 You could use this for a couple of things 382 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,599 'cause I fold for a lot of different reasons. 383 00:14:57,799 --> 00:14:59,935 Let's get this over with. Yeah, we got a winner here. 384 00:14:59,936 --> 00:15:01,440 - This is... - Hey, Frank! 385 00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:03,310 Die, you scum! 386 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,915 I'm gonna get you all. 387 00:15:06,048 --> 00:15:07,553 - Die! - What the hell? 388 00:15:07,752 --> 00:15:08,988 Frank, stop shooting. 389 00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:10,858 Hey, Frank, what are you doing? It's us, man. 390 00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:12,928 Oh, shit. I thought you were creepers. 391 00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,498 You shot Cricket, dude. 392 00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:15,968 Oh! Cricks, my bad. 393 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,905 No. Hey, no, it's good. It's good. I'm good. 394 00:15:17,906 --> 00:15:20,077 You just nicked the flap, that's all. You know, we can survive. 395 00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:22,882 Uh, tinfoil? I feel like we were talking about the tinfoil. Can I get it? 396 00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:24,319 Yeah, it's in the drawer under the sink. 397 00:15:24,419 --> 00:15:25,955 - Yeah, yeah. - Under the sink. 398 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,125 I don't know what flap he's talking about. 399 00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:30,397 - What am I looking at here? - Oh, dude, this? 400 00:15:30,398 --> 00:15:33,637 Check it out, fentanyl stand. 401 00:15:34,271 --> 00:15:36,944 - That's a million-dollar idea. - Thank you very much. 402 00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:39,248 You have financial backing or a government grant? 403 00:15:39,349 --> 00:15:41,552 We're gonna whiteboard it 404 00:15:41,553 --> 00:15:43,155 after we've figured out the dystopian future, Mad Max thing. What? 405 00:15:43,156 --> 00:15:44,993 - Was that? - Did-Did he just lock the door? 406 00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:46,430 There was a click. 407 00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:48,601 Hey, Cricket. 408 00:15:49,235 --> 00:15:52,274 Hey, don't lock the door, buddy, okay? 'Cause you're an outside person, right? 409 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:54,479 That's an inside privilege. 410 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,184 - Son of a bitch unhoused us! - What's he doing in there? 411 00:15:58,152 --> 00:15:59,955 - Is that the song? - Yep. 412 00:15:59,956 --> 00:16:02,227 No, it's not the... That's Cypress Hill. 413 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,198 It's good. 414 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,135 It's awesome. 415 00:16:13,817 --> 00:16:16,791 If we had a goddamn cell phone, none of this would have happened. 416 00:16:17,024 --> 00:16:17,859 Yeah. 417 00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:19,562 Okay, man. Whatever. 418 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:20,898 Where's he going? 419 00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:22,502 - He's pissed off. - Yeah, well... 420 00:16:22,802 --> 00:16:25,040 - What's in here? What? - Oh, shit. Look, it's Mac. 421 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,843 - Yo! Hey! - Mac. 422 00:16:26,844 --> 00:16:28,581 Oh, thank God, guys. 423 00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:31,420 I couldn't find the RV and the whole gasoline plan went sideways. 424 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,424 Oh. Well, the RV is in a bad situation, man, 425 00:16:33,524 --> 00:16:35,527 'cause Cricket got in there and he unhoused us. 426 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,532 - Yeah. You're wearing a trash bag? - Oh, yeah. 427 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:40,337 That chain technology, it failed. I had a bare-ass situation. 428 00:16:40,338 --> 00:16:43,310 - Yeah. Is Dee around, by the way? - Dee's on fentanyl. 429 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,049 Oh! You know what? I got something for her. 430 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:48,954 - Check this out. Look. - She's folded. 431 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:50,257 Hey, Dee, you in there? 432 00:16:50,391 --> 00:16:52,495 Hey, check this out, Dee. Hold up. 433 00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:54,967 And down. 434 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,838 There we go. 435 00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:58,841 - And then I can raise her up. - That's great, man. 436 00:16:59,074 --> 00:17:00,878 Charlie, that's, like, a million-dollar idea right there. 437 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:03,116 That's what I'm saying, dude. Yeah, it's a government play. 438 00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:04,753 We're gonna go after government dollars. 439 00:17:05,019 --> 00:17:07,190 Yeah. It's a federal dollar situation for sure, yeah. 440 00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:10,965 You guys, I gotta say, I'm looking around, and this is kind of awesome in here. 441 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,402 These people are having fun, dude. 442 00:17:12,535 --> 00:17:14,105 It actually kind of reminds me of the '90s. 443 00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:16,208 I like the vibe. This is kind of awesome. 444 00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:17,813 It's like a genuinely happy experience. 445 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,717 I think these people are living better than we do. Yeah. 446 00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:22,154 This might be exactly what we've been searching for. 447 00:17:22,522 --> 00:17:24,190 Yeah. 448 00:17:24,191 --> 00:17:26,463 Is that a lady playing the guitar with a parakeet's head? 449 00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:29,368 - Yeah. - That is what that is. 450 00:17:29,369 --> 00:17:31,973 Yeah, for sure. She's using the beak as a pick there, I think. 451 00:17:31,974 --> 00:17:34,078 - Yeah. - That's grim. 452 00:17:34,244 --> 00:17:36,416 You know what? Actually, that might be a pigeon's head painted like a parakeet. 453 00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:38,353 I don't know why she didn't just want it to be... 454 00:17:38,354 --> 00:17:40,255 - That's worse for some reason. - That is a pigeon's head 455 00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:42,027 because there's a pigeon carcass next to the thing. 456 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,131 - Why you suppose she needed to paint it? - That's fucking grotesque. 457 00:17:44,332 --> 00:17:46,469 I think she's on fentanyl and doesn't realize what's happening. 458 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,273 Speaking of what's happening, uh, you're on fire. 459 00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:50,979 - Oh, shit. Yeah. - Your-Your-Your hat's on fire. 460 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,883 - Oh, shit! - Stomp that out. 461 00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,453 - The bug zapper got you. - Wow. 462 00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:58,459 Out of the way. Out of the way. Out of the way. I got a cell phone. 463 00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,198 I had to trade in a couple of teeth for it. 464 00:18:01,199 --> 00:18:03,069 - Whoa! Oh, shit. - It's all right. 465 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,239 I'll get the robot kind put in. Come on, let's bounce. 466 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,778 Wait, wait, wait. Not so fast there, Frank. I mean, we got to think about 467 00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:09,950 what Jay Kay would have wanted us to do in this situation. 468 00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:12,755 - Who? Oh. - Um, Jamiroquai. Mr. Jamiroquai. 469 00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:15,894 Okay, not his name. His name's Jay Kay, but yes, okay? 470 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:19,067 Jay Kay, he saw all of this. He had the wisdom. 471 00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:23,911 I mean, he saw a future where people get so distracted by technology 472 00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:25,547 that they would lose their humanity. 473 00:18:25,548 --> 00:18:27,317 Dude, look at this, man. 474 00:18:27,318 --> 00:18:30,424 We're in paradise right now. It's happening right now. 475 00:18:30,425 --> 00:18:32,193 This is real life. 476 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:35,066 Dude, this is what Jay Kay would've wanted. 477 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,305 He would've wanted us to stay here 478 00:18:37,306 --> 00:18:40,110 instead of getting distracted by our technology and forgetting about humanity. 479 00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:42,548 - Yeah. - Right. 480 00:18:44,352 --> 00:18:45,321 Or... 481 00:18:55,475 --> 00:18:57,110 I guess we are going to the concert after all. 482 00:18:57,277 --> 00:18:58,647 Technology saved the day. 483 00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,517 Yeah. Well, except for some of us, you know? 484 00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:02,420 But, you know, hey, look, it'd be virtually insane of us 485 00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:04,324 not to go to the concert at this point, right? 486 00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:06,495 Dennis, pop the trunk. Hang on, guys. 487 00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:09,067 It's just a prototype, you know, government contracts and all. 488 00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:10,937 We gotta make sure we're getting those. 489 00:19:10,938 --> 00:19:12,641 Now, let's do this thing. 490 00:19:12,642 --> 00:19:14,879 There's still time to catch the concert. Let's roll, guys. 491 00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:17,551 Let's roll. 492 00:19:17,552 --> 00:19:18,921 Yay!