1 00:01:02,269 --> 00:01:04,021 I don't know the right words. 2 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:08,150 Ought to be a septon here. 3 00:01:14,907 --> 00:01:16,283 You were a true knight. 4 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,162 You never beat me when I didn't deserve it. 5 00:01:21,413 --> 00:01:22,414 Fuck. 6 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:25,751 Except that time in Maidenpool. 7 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,173 It was the inn boy ate the widow woman's pie. 8 00:01:32,925 --> 00:01:35,177 Not me. I told you. 9 00:01:36,136 --> 00:01:37,262 Why, you... 10 00:01:44,228 --> 00:01:45,687 Doesn't matter now. 11 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:03,997 I'd leave your sword, but it... 12 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:06,250 it would only rust in the ground. 13 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:14,424 I wish you didn't die, ser. 14 00:02:20,764 --> 00:02:22,599 I'll take good care of the horses. 15 00:02:37,656 --> 00:02:40,409 Eat like a king if I sold you three. 16 00:02:42,452 --> 00:02:44,204 For a year or two. 17 00:02:45,622 --> 00:02:46,748 Then what? 18 00:02:51,461 --> 00:02:54,214 That road ends in outlawry or beggary. 19 00:03:04,308 --> 00:03:05,976 We could go to a city. 20 00:03:09,479 --> 00:03:11,648 King's Landing? Lannisport? 21 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:27,039 Could join the City Watch. 22 00:03:32,669 --> 00:03:34,171 Stop raping, ser. 23 00:03:45,432 --> 00:03:47,559 Fits my grip as well as it ever fit his. 24 00:03:53,106 --> 00:03:54,983 And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow. 25 00:05:27,451 --> 00:05:29,828 Hello there. Are you the stableboy? 26 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:37,126 I want the palfrey rubbed down. 27 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:39,628 And oats for all three. You tend to them? 28 00:05:39,629 --> 00:05:42,548 I could, if I wanted. 29 00:05:42,549 --> 00:05:44,508 None of that. See to the horses. 30 00:05:44,509 --> 00:05:47,054 You'll get a copper if you do well, and a clout in the ear if not. 31 00:05:58,648 --> 00:05:59,649 Sit where you like. 32 00:06:12,037 --> 00:06:14,080 There's good lamb roasted with a crust of herbs 33 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:16,708 and some ducks my son shot down. Which will you have? 34 00:06:18,043 --> 00:06:19,086 Both. 35 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,923 You're big enough for it. 36 00:06:34,351 --> 00:06:36,686 - How much farther to Ashford? - Day's ride. 37 00:06:39,022 --> 00:06:41,358 Is my boy seeing to your horses or has he run off again? 38 00:06:43,026 --> 00:06:44,026 No, he's there. 39 00:06:44,027 --> 00:06:45,820 Half the town's gone down the tourney. 40 00:06:45,821 --> 00:06:47,531 Mine would, too, if I allowed it. 41 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:49,698 I swear, I couldn't tell you why. 42 00:06:49,699 --> 00:06:51,993 Knights are built the same as other men. 43 00:06:53,036 --> 00:06:55,747 And I never knew a joust to change the price of eggs. 44 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,584 Bound for the tourney yourself? 45 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:02,087 I dreamed of you. 46 00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:11,721 Stay the fuck away from me. You hear? 47 00:07:13,306 --> 00:07:14,349 My lord? 48 00:07:38,206 --> 00:07:39,623 Never you mind that one, ser. 49 00:07:39,624 --> 00:07:41,168 I'll see about your food. 50 00:07:49,426 --> 00:07:53,180 Hiya! Take that! Yah! 51 00:07:56,975 --> 00:07:57,976 Oi! 52 00:07:58,477 --> 00:07:59,478 My lord. 53 00:07:59,978 --> 00:08:02,605 - You thief! - I did not mean to offend you. 54 00:08:02,606 --> 00:08:05,065 Take that armor off you. Now! 55 00:08:05,066 --> 00:08:08,611 And be glad Thunder didn't kick you in that fool head of yours. 56 00:08:08,612 --> 00:08:10,446 He's a war horse, not a boy's pony. 57 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:12,240 I could ride him as well as you. 58 00:08:12,991 --> 00:08:14,493 Close your insolent mouth. 59 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,161 I— 60 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,454 I'm a knight, I'll have you know. 61 00:08:18,455 --> 00:08:20,207 You don't look to be a knight. 62 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:24,210 - What, all knights look the same, do they? - No. 63 00:08:24,211 --> 00:08:26,171 But they don't look like you either. 64 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:28,590 Your belt's made of rope. 65 00:08:29,966 --> 00:08:32,468 So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves. 66 00:08:32,469 --> 00:08:35,931 Are you going to the tourney, then? Do you mean to enter the lists? 67 00:08:36,932 --> 00:08:38,225 Yeah, I suppose I do. 68 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:41,227 Take me with you, ser. Please. 69 00:08:41,228 --> 00:08:43,062 And what might your mother say to that? 70 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:44,438 Not much. 71 00:08:44,439 --> 00:08:45,857 She's dead. 72 00:08:46,441 --> 00:08:47,817 Is the innkeeper not your... 73 00:08:50,612 --> 00:08:51,987 You're an orphan boy. 74 00:08:51,988 --> 00:08:53,073 Are you? 75 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:57,077 I was. Once. 76 00:08:57,827 --> 00:08:59,287 Till my ser took me in. 77 00:09:00,914 --> 00:09:02,707 Taught me arms and riding, and... 78 00:09:04,251 --> 00:09:06,378 and taught me everything, really. 79 00:09:07,587 --> 00:09:09,421 Best he could. 80 00:09:09,422 --> 00:09:13,133 If you could bring me to Ashford, I could squire for you, ser. 81 00:09:13,134 --> 00:09:15,886 And you can teach me best you can. 82 00:09:15,887 --> 00:09:18,055 No, I have no need for a squire, lad. 83 00:09:18,056 --> 00:09:19,848 Every knight needs a squire. 84 00:09:19,849 --> 00:09:22,686 And you look like you need one more than most. 85 00:09:25,397 --> 00:09:27,357 And you look like you need a good clout in the ear. 86 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,942 Fill me a sack of oats. 87 00:09:29,943 --> 00:09:32,237 I'm off for Ashford. Alone. 88 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,745 Look, lad, I promise you... 89 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,165 you're better off not squiring for the likes of me. 90 00:09:52,257 --> 00:09:53,466 For your help. 91 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,970 Sulk all you wish. 92 00:09:57,971 --> 00:09:59,931 I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone. 93 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:42,575 Sorry. 94 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,125 Piss off. 95 00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:52,460 Beg pardon, men. 96 00:11:54,337 --> 00:11:56,464 I wish to speak to the master of the games. 97 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:06,391 Oh! 98 00:12:07,642 --> 00:12:08,643 What do you want, man? 99 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,478 Got you again! 100 00:12:11,479 --> 00:12:14,023 I came for the tourney. 101 00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:17,985 My lord's tourney is a contest for knights. 102 00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:19,445 - You a knight? - Hyah! 103 00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:21,573 Oi! Psst! 104 00:12:25,702 --> 00:12:27,036 A knight with a name, mayhaps? 105 00:12:28,621 --> 00:12:29,622 Dunk. 106 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,292 Ser Dunk. 107 00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:37,464 I was squire to Ser Arlan of Pennytree since I was a boy. 108 00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:41,760 He knighted me before he passed, with his own sword. 109 00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:48,057 That's his penny there in the hilt. 110 00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:52,979 Well, a sword it is for a certainty. 111 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:56,064 But I've never heard of this Arlan of Pennytree. 112 00:12:56,065 --> 00:12:57,441 You were his squire, you say? 113 00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:59,944 He always meant for me to be a knight one day... 114 00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:02,155 as he was. 115 00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:04,866 Am I to be a knight one day, ser? 116 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:07,076 As you are? 117 00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:15,042 When he was dying, he called for his longsword 118 00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:16,377 and bade me kneel. 119 00:13:17,712 --> 00:13:19,214 Charged me to be a good knight. 120 00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:22,008 To defend the weak and the innocent. 121 00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:27,055 Serve the realm with all my might. And I swore that I would. 122 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:35,020 Any knight can make a knight, it's true. 123 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:38,274 Were there witnesses to your dubbing? 124 00:13:38,858 --> 00:13:40,735 Only a robin in a thorn tree. 125 00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,241 This is Ashford town, lad. 126 00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:50,495 Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths? 127 00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:52,704 - I'm not— - We hang you 128 00:13:52,705 --> 00:13:55,291 naked by your hands and your feet... 129 00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:59,711 lower you down asshole first onto a sharpened point 130 00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:01,297 and fuck you dry. 131 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:05,300 Call it the Ashford chair. So, I ask you again. 132 00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:08,721 Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides a fuckin' songbird? 133 00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:13,893 Well, the— see, it was raining. 134 00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:17,188 I'm bullshitting you. 135 00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:22,986 "Ashford chair." 136 00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:25,445 You take a boot to the head? 137 00:14:25,446 --> 00:14:27,531 This is the Reach, not the Riverlands. 138 00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:29,658 - "Ashford chair." - Think we're fending off 139 00:14:29,659 --> 00:14:33,162 some scourge of cottagers, scuttling about, entering tourneys? 140 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,458 You'd need coin. 141 00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:40,377 Armor. Horses. Men. 142 00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:42,338 Training, gods be good. 143 00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:46,633 Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lyonel Baratheon in the lists. 144 00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,135 Mm, that would be— 145 00:14:48,136 --> 00:14:49,678 A different sort of entertainment. 146 00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:52,639 Mm. Well, I'm no farmer. 147 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,267 Yet you've come dressed as one. 148 00:14:57,186 --> 00:15:00,147 Look, man, my Lord Ashford 149 00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:03,525 fancies himself of great import. Gods know why. 150 00:15:03,526 --> 00:15:05,986 Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight 151 00:15:05,987 --> 00:15:07,821 and sellsword vying to challenge. 152 00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:10,199 You understand? There are princes about. 153 00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:13,286 No, of course. 154 00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:22,921 Your late master. 155 00:15:25,632 --> 00:15:27,759 He'll be known to the true knights here assembled? 156 00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:32,930 There was a pavilion flying the banner of House Dondarrion. 157 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,848 Aye, Ser Manfred of that house. 158 00:15:34,849 --> 00:15:37,935 Ser Arlan served his lord father in Dorne a few years past. 159 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,603 Ser Manfred will remember us. 160 00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:41,897 By scent alone, no doubt. 161 00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:44,441 If he'll speak to your good honor, bring him here with you 162 00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:45,984 before the tourney begins on the morrow. 163 00:15:45,985 --> 00:15:47,111 Leave your escorts behind. 164 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,281 - As you say. - Aye. 165 00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:55,744 You are aware that those vanquished in tourney 166 00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:59,373 forfeit their arms, armor, and horse to the victors, and must ransom them back? 167 00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:01,416 - Aye. - And you have coin 168 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,920 - to pay such ransom? - Oh, gods, no. 169 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,715 I mean, I won't have need of coin. 170 00:16:11,552 --> 00:16:12,553 Ah! 171 00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:14,013 Seven fu— 172 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,328 Mind those two. Good girl. 173 00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:45,252 Pardon, sers. I need speak with Ser Manfred. 174 00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:46,461 Good. 175 00:16:46,462 --> 00:16:49,590 He's napping, ser. Wake him for a stag. 176 00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:51,509 I... 177 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,344 I don't have a stag. 178 00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:56,388 What kind of knight don't got a stag? 179 00:16:56,389 --> 00:16:58,765 - It's a hedge knight, ain't it? - What? 180 00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:01,018 It's like a knight, but sadder. 181 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,644 No, I'm— I'm not sad— 182 00:17:02,645 --> 00:17:04,938 He's gotta sleep in the hedges 'cause no lord'll have it. 183 00:17:04,939 --> 00:17:07,233 Aw. That is sad. 184 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:10,110 And Ser Manfred's fucked its wife, too. 185 00:17:10,111 --> 00:17:13,155 - No, I don't have a wife. - Oh! 186 00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:15,115 'Cause we're used to husbands coming 'round. 187 00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:16,742 Likes fucking wives, that one. 188 00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:18,493 Near as much as he likes fucking us. 189 00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:21,413 Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red. 190 00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:24,375 - Well, we're already red. - So we are. 191 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:31,507 Well, when do you expect Ser Manfred to wake, then? 192 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,676 It might wanna try back at evenfall. 193 00:17:34,677 --> 00:17:36,137 Evenfall. 194 00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:40,433 - Goodbye. - Yeah. 195 00:17:41,976 --> 00:17:43,269 Arse. 196 00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:50,443 Why'd she say that, huh? 197 00:17:52,528 --> 00:17:53,696 We're not sad. 198 00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:59,786 Certainly not rising-to-the-level-of-a-comment sad. 199 00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:03,456 Besides, Ser Arlan always said that... 200 00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:06,876 a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight. 201 00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:11,671 When we win our first tilt, we'll have the loser's armor 202 00:18:11,672 --> 00:18:13,966 and horse, or his gold. 203 00:18:14,675 --> 00:18:15,927 Won't be sad then. 204 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:25,478 I know. Said if we did win. 205 00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:30,108 Look, it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice thought for a trice. 206 00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:34,737 Do not muck about with me, Raymun. 207 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,032 You're a good-for-nothing useless rat. 208 00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:50,920 What are you gawping at, you blue-eyed cunt? 209 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,800 That's a longsword you wear? 210 00:18:58,553 --> 00:18:59,971 Yes, it is mine by right. 211 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:02,056 That's an odd thing to say. 212 00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:08,312 I'm Ser Steffon Fossoway. Come try me. 213 00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:11,898 As you see, me cousin here is not ripe yet. 214 00:19:11,899 --> 00:19:13,650 Do it, ser. 215 00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:16,528 I may not be ripe, but my cousin's rotten to the core. 216 00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:18,322 - Knock the seeds out of him. - Quiet! 217 00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:24,411 I thank you, but I have matters to attend. 218 00:19:24,412 --> 00:19:26,873 What, matters of the hedge, I have no doubt. 219 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,293 Fucking size of ya. 220 00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:34,505 Stupid bastard. Ser Grance! 221 00:19:40,469 --> 00:19:42,847 Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations. 222 00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:34,523 Oh. Fuck. 223 00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:51,999 He's napping still. 224 00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,501 - Still? - Mm. 225 00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:56,879 On account of his gouty toes. 226 00:20:58,506 --> 00:21:02,301 One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure. 227 00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:06,888 Makes for restless nights. The poor dear. 228 00:21:06,889 --> 00:21:08,723 Right, absolutely. It's just... 229 00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:10,850 Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him, 230 00:21:10,851 --> 00:21:13,813 so I may enter the lists on the morrow. 231 00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:18,024 - What's this? - It means the joust. 232 00:21:18,025 --> 00:21:19,651 Awful dangerous, that. 233 00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:20,987 Yes, well... 234 00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:24,699 I'm not troubled with a wealth of options, am I? 235 00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:27,367 And if I mean to take service in a castle— 236 00:21:27,368 --> 00:21:30,328 It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers. 237 00:21:30,329 --> 00:21:31,579 Ain't that our job? 238 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:35,209 Ah! Shut up! You're meant to be dead. 239 00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:39,505 Find a safer trade, lad. You'll be happier for it. 240 00:21:40,214 --> 00:21:41,924 One whore to another. 241 00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:47,888 Must you mock me? 242 00:21:48,848 --> 00:21:50,391 I was only asking for a bit of help. 243 00:21:51,475 --> 00:21:53,561 I'll try Ser Manfred back in the morning. 244 00:21:55,438 --> 00:21:56,522 Sorry, lad. 245 00:21:57,106 --> 00:21:59,316 Aye. We don't mean to mock you. 246 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,485 We see plenty of green boys every tourney. 247 00:22:02,486 --> 00:22:05,239 All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands. 248 00:22:05,823 --> 00:22:08,326 Well, perhaps I will be different. 249 00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:14,874 Be good to your body, knight. Last one you're like to have. 250 00:22:23,257 --> 00:22:27,762 Our brave hero forges on, leaving all he knows behind. 251 00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:33,184 A father and a friend, may seem the world unkind. 252 00:22:34,685 --> 00:22:38,731 Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance. 253 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:44,486 A boy from nothing risks it all, ignoring looks askance. 254 00:22:44,487 --> 00:22:49,325 Perhaps he's only stupid holding fast his mirror shield. 255 00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:55,246 Great honor his ambition, must keep a truth concealed. 256 00:22:55,247 --> 00:22:59,877 For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise. 257 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:04,882 Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise. 258 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,585 Halfman! Halfman! 259 00:23:43,462 --> 00:23:45,213 Do I look like a half man to you? 260 00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:48,007 Aye. Half man, half giant. 261 00:23:48,008 --> 00:23:49,551 Look, I'm sorry. 262 00:23:49,552 --> 00:23:51,678 I should not have urged you to try my cousin. 263 00:23:51,679 --> 00:23:55,014 He'd have broken your hand or a knee, if he could. 264 00:23:55,015 --> 00:23:56,933 He likes to batter men in the yard, 265 00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:59,061 you know, in case he meets them in the lists. 266 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,398 He did not break you. 267 00:24:03,149 --> 00:24:04,275 I'm his blood. 268 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,985 Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree, 269 00:24:06,986 --> 00:24:08,737 which he never ceases to remind me. 270 00:24:10,489 --> 00:24:12,824 Will you and your cousin ride in the tourney? 271 00:24:12,825 --> 00:24:17,079 He will. I would that I could, but I'm only a squire. 272 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,751 Fight well for a squire. 273 00:24:24,211 --> 00:24:27,882 You have the look of a challenger. Whose shield do you mean to strike? 274 00:24:30,718 --> 00:24:32,469 Makes no difference. 275 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,305 That's what you're supposed to say. 276 00:24:39,185 --> 00:24:41,270 Though it makes all the difference in the world. 277 00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:45,483 You hungry? 278 00:24:46,859 --> 00:24:47,985 Always. 279 00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:15,012 Lyonel Baratheon. The Laughing Storm, they call him. 280 00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:18,389 I thought he'd be bigger. 281 00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:20,726 Four thousand years ago... 282 00:25:21,977 --> 00:25:24,103 - Four thousand years... - Where are you going? 283 00:25:24,104 --> 00:25:27,441 ago— cunts. I can't hear myself. 284 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:32,488 I've had a profound thought, if anyone would care to listen. 285 00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:38,618 Four thousand years ago, 286 00:25:38,619 --> 00:25:44,332 our ancestors gathered in that big field outside 287 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:48,836 to blood each other with sticks and have a little bit of gay fun. 288 00:25:48,837 --> 00:25:52,465 And they say it was this country's first-ever joust. 289 00:25:52,466 --> 00:25:54,093 Well, I say... 290 00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:01,933 The fuck was I gonna say? 291 00:26:01,934 --> 00:26:03,936 "First-ever joust..." 292 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:06,564 Ah. 293 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:12,820 Men could not have devised such a joy. 294 00:26:15,864 --> 00:26:16,949 So, who was it? 295 00:26:20,619 --> 00:26:21,662 Huh? 296 00:26:22,705 --> 00:26:23,747 Who was it? 297 00:26:34,383 --> 00:26:37,928 Fuck it. A hundred gold to the man, beast, or god who sticks me best. 298 00:26:39,471 --> 00:26:42,933 Now, eat your birds so we can dance! 299 00:27:44,745 --> 00:27:47,956 You ever been punched in the face before? 300 00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,834 I beg your pardon, Ser Lyonel? 301 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:55,714 Big men get punched more than little men. Did you know that? 302 00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:59,968 No, but I believe it. 303 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,807 That why you slouch? So you don't get punched? 304 00:28:05,808 --> 00:28:08,184 I don't slouch. 305 00:28:08,185 --> 00:28:12,815 Oh, you've been cowering all evening like a maiden on her wedding night. 306 00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:18,111 I meant no disrespect, ser, honest. 307 00:28:18,112 --> 00:28:21,782 Where I grew up, you learn to go unnoticed, is all. 308 00:28:22,658 --> 00:28:24,451 The seven above gave you tallness. 309 00:28:25,452 --> 00:28:26,704 So, be tall. 310 00:28:28,122 --> 00:28:30,874 Or I will name you a heretic and burn you. 311 00:28:31,959 --> 00:28:35,753 Drown you. Drop you off a tall pl— 312 00:28:35,754 --> 00:28:37,672 I don't know. What do they do to heretics? 313 00:28:37,673 --> 00:28:40,216 Burn them, my lord. 314 00:28:40,217 --> 00:28:41,343 Fine. 315 00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:43,595 What have you brought me? 316 00:28:49,351 --> 00:28:53,731 Ser, I— beggin' your pardons. I didn't realize. 317 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,984 You wish to curry my favor some. 318 00:28:58,444 --> 00:29:00,070 Yet you come with an empty hand. 319 00:29:04,658 --> 00:29:06,033 Lord Cafferen, 320 00:29:06,034 --> 00:29:07,953 the smug cunt in red... 321 00:29:09,455 --> 00:29:11,539 he is scarce to pay his rents. 322 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:16,086 His people starve each winter, yet even he shinied up this... 323 00:29:17,504 --> 00:29:19,338 bauble from his family's cellars, 324 00:29:19,339 --> 00:29:22,341 for he understands that all men, in their way, 325 00:29:22,342 --> 00:29:25,929 wish only for your help, or your head. 326 00:29:28,891 --> 00:29:30,517 You've come for my head, then. 327 00:29:32,102 --> 00:29:33,644 What? 328 00:29:33,645 --> 00:29:36,064 No! No. 329 00:29:36,565 --> 00:29:40,402 Then, why the fuck are you in my tent? 330 00:29:45,157 --> 00:29:46,658 Supper. 331 00:29:59,671 --> 00:30:00,714 Alright. 332 00:30:02,883 --> 00:30:04,510 Actually makes sense. 333 00:30:05,052 --> 00:30:06,929 - Supper. - What is your name, man? 334 00:30:08,764 --> 00:30:10,014 Dunk— Ser Dunk. 335 00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:11,475 That's ridiculous. 336 00:30:16,647 --> 00:30:17,939 Do you like dancing? 337 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:19,983 Doesn't everyone? 338 00:30:21,401 --> 00:30:24,363 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 339 00:31:45,903 --> 00:31:49,406 The swells heaved. You could lick salt from the air. 340 00:31:51,116 --> 00:31:54,286 But I'd come to find what men do when they die at sea. 341 00:31:56,038 --> 00:31:59,041 So, drove I on into the storm. 342 00:32:03,712 --> 00:32:06,465 - Weren't you afraid? - Ahh. 343 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,970 Within every man, there are many men. 344 00:32:13,764 --> 00:32:15,181 Mm. 345 00:32:15,182 --> 00:32:18,935 But that I had to do, Stormlanders had always done. 346 00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:22,064 And if they had done it, I could do it, too. 347 00:32:23,273 --> 00:32:24,274 Hm. 348 00:32:25,192 --> 00:32:27,027 You know, it's best not to agonize. 349 00:32:30,405 --> 00:32:33,408 Yeah, I agonize a lot. 350 00:32:34,409 --> 00:32:35,701 Mm. 351 00:32:35,702 --> 00:32:38,788 Sometimes, I think I agonize too much, 352 00:32:38,789 --> 00:32:41,333 and I just end up agonizing over that. 353 00:32:42,376 --> 00:32:43,710 Mm. 354 00:32:44,795 --> 00:32:46,879 I'm quick and strong, sure. 355 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,507 - Sure. - But so are you. 356 00:32:49,508 --> 00:32:50,591 Sure. 357 00:32:50,592 --> 00:32:53,094 Plus, you've trained sword and lance 358 00:32:53,095 --> 00:32:55,513 with the finest masters-at-arms in the realm. 359 00:32:55,514 --> 00:32:56,682 I mean... 360 00:32:57,724 --> 00:33:00,644 what chance do I have? Truly? 361 00:33:01,812 --> 00:33:03,146 Oh, you have no chance. 362 00:33:09,861 --> 00:33:14,157 But it's a great honor to test oneself against a worthy foe. 363 00:33:16,451 --> 00:33:19,286 - No disrespect, ser. - Mm. 364 00:33:19,287 --> 00:33:20,830 That's easy for you to say. 365 00:33:20,831 --> 00:33:24,333 You have a name, an inheritance. 366 00:33:24,334 --> 00:33:28,213 One loss, and I won't be able to ransom back my own horse. 367 00:33:35,262 --> 00:33:37,514 A knight without a horse is no knight at all. 368 00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:40,392 - Aye. - Mm. 369 00:33:43,979 --> 00:33:45,188 So, what should I do? 370 00:33:49,693 --> 00:33:51,111 I don't know. 371 00:33:53,989 --> 00:33:55,699 I'm really quite drunk. 372 00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:05,125 Okay. 373 00:34:06,209 --> 00:34:07,210 Thanks. 374 00:34:11,256 --> 00:34:12,132 Sorry. 375 00:34:34,029 --> 00:34:35,614 Ser Arlan of Pennytree. 376 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:38,699 He served your Lord Father 377 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,827 to hunt the Vulture King in the Red Mountains. 378 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:42,745 I was only a boy, but— 379 00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:44,331 I thought you said you were a Dornishman. 380 00:34:45,415 --> 00:34:47,666 No, he said he's hung like a Dornishman. 381 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,420 No, I said I've hung Dornishmen. 382 00:34:52,923 --> 00:34:54,673 Perhaps we would speak on the morn. 383 00:34:54,674 --> 00:34:56,425 I know your penny knight not. 384 00:34:56,426 --> 00:34:58,970 Nor you, brother. Be gone. 385 00:35:03,141 --> 00:35:06,185 But Ser Arlan took a wound in your father's service. 386 00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:07,604 How could you have forgotten him? 387 00:35:10,607 --> 00:35:13,818 My lord father took 800 swords into those mountains. 388 00:35:13,819 --> 00:35:17,155 We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound. 389 00:35:17,948 --> 00:35:20,825 Please, ser, I will not be allowed to challenge 390 00:35:20,826 --> 00:35:23,370 unless a knight or a lord will vouch for me. 391 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,621 And what is that to me? 392 00:35:51,022 --> 00:35:52,149 You! 393 00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:54,651 What... 394 00:35:56,987 --> 00:35:58,237 What are you doing? 395 00:35:58,238 --> 00:36:01,115 Cooking a fish. Do you want some? 396 00:36:01,116 --> 00:36:05,911 No! I mean, how did you get here? Did you steal a horse? 397 00:36:05,912 --> 00:36:07,747 I rode in the back of a lamb cart. 398 00:36:08,999 --> 00:36:10,083 Lamb cart. 399 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:14,128 - Well, you best find another one. - You can't make me go. 400 00:36:14,129 --> 00:36:16,005 I'd had enough of that inn. 401 00:36:16,006 --> 00:36:19,466 Now, listen, I'll have no more insolence from you, boy. 402 00:36:19,467 --> 00:36:22,178 I should throw you over my horse and take you home. 403 00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:24,722 You'd need to ride all the way to King's Landing. 404 00:36:24,723 --> 00:36:27,267 - You'd miss the tourney. - King's Landing? 405 00:36:28,268 --> 00:36:30,187 - You're from Flea Bottom? - No. 406 00:36:31,938 --> 00:36:32,939 Aye. 407 00:36:40,614 --> 00:36:42,031 What are those doing there? 408 00:36:42,032 --> 00:36:43,532 I washed them. 409 00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:46,577 I made the fire, caught the fish, and groomed the horses. 410 00:36:46,578 --> 00:36:49,831 I would have raised your pavilion, but I couldn't find one. 411 00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:53,334 - There's my pavilion. - That's a tree. 412 00:36:53,335 --> 00:36:56,004 Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs. 413 00:36:57,005 --> 00:36:59,883 I'd sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent. 414 00:37:01,551 --> 00:37:02,844 What if it rains? 415 00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:05,221 The tree will shelter me. 416 00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:06,389 Trees leak. 417 00:37:09,017 --> 00:37:10,601 So they do. 418 00:37:10,602 --> 00:37:11,937 What's your name? 419 00:37:13,104 --> 00:37:15,522 - Dunk. - Ser Dunk. 420 00:37:15,523 --> 00:37:18,944 That's no name for a knight. Is it short for Duncan? 421 00:37:19,778 --> 00:37:21,904 Yeah. Yes. 422 00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:23,698 Ser Duncan of... 423 00:37:29,704 --> 00:37:31,164 Ser Duncan the Tall. 424 00:37:32,123 --> 00:37:33,707 Never heard of him. 425 00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:35,668 Do you know every knight in the Seven Kingdoms, then? 426 00:37:35,669 --> 00:37:37,128 The good ones. 427 00:37:40,006 --> 00:37:42,383 - You got a name, thief? - Egg. 428 00:37:42,384 --> 00:37:43,468 Egg. 429 00:37:45,178 --> 00:37:48,931 Well, Egg, by rights, I should beat you bloody, 430 00:37:48,932 --> 00:37:50,308 send you on your way. 431 00:37:52,102 --> 00:37:53,895 But you look as though you don't eat much. 432 00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:57,399 And if you'll swear to do as you're told... 433 00:37:59,651 --> 00:38:01,152 I'll let you serve me for the tourney. 434 00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:05,156 After that, well... 435 00:38:07,659 --> 00:38:08,743 we'll see. 436 00:38:11,621 --> 00:38:15,292 I don't have much, but if you prove worth your keep... 437 00:38:16,918 --> 00:38:19,254 you'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly. 438 00:38:20,463 --> 00:38:22,798 The clothes might be rough-spun and the food, 439 00:38:22,799 --> 00:38:24,883 salt beef and salt fish, 440 00:38:24,884 --> 00:38:26,219 but you won't go hungry. 441 00:38:28,138 --> 00:38:29,764 I promise not to beat you. 442 00:38:31,057 --> 00:38:32,642 Except when you deserve it. 443 00:38:33,643 --> 00:38:34,686 Yes, my lord. 444 00:38:36,354 --> 00:38:37,355 "Ser." 445 00:38:39,232 --> 00:38:40,650 I'm only a hedge knight. 446 00:38:53,413 --> 00:38:55,915 A falling star brings luck to those who see it. 447 00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:00,210 Go to sleep, boy. 448 00:39:00,211 --> 00:39:03,380 All the other knights are in their pavilions by now, 449 00:39:03,381 --> 00:39:05,884 staring up at silk instead of sky. 450 00:39:08,053 --> 00:39:09,679 Do you want a clout in the ear? 451 00:39:20,732 --> 00:39:22,817 So, the luck is ours alone?