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Congratulations.

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Oh, my God!
Darce, I'm kvelling.

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I am positively kvelling right now.

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- It looks just like me.
- Hey! Look over here.

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- Let me just get your eyes.
- No.

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- I wanna get the light on your eyes.
- Nine hours of labor.

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- It's so cinematic.
- I'm covered in sweat.

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- This is not a good look.
- Oh.

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- Would you like me to hold the camera?
- Oh, that's perfect.

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Make sure you frame
all three of us, please?

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Howard, it's our baby.

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Or it will be, right?

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When do you think
this thing is gonna hatch?

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I don't know.
It's gonna hatch in... you know, uh...

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whatever the normal...

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In an instant, Howard
and Darcy The Duck's whole world changed.

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Little did they know

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their child was destined
to change everyone else's too.

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Time.

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Space.

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Reality.

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It's more than a linear path.

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It's a prism of endless possibility,

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where a single choice
can branch out into infinite realities,

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creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.

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I am the Watcher.

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I am your guide
through these vast new realities.

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Follow me and ponder the question...

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"What if?"

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And to think a romance
that could change the world,

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all began at a party.

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An intergalactic blowout thrown
by the party prince of Asgard himself...

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Huzzah!

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that introduced Earth to the stars...

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and Howard The Duck to Darcy Lewis.

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Well, it's happy hour.
Want some half-priced nachos?

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Okay, fine, Duck. But this is not a date.

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She was right.

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It was so much more.

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I now pronounce you Darcy, and uh, Duck.

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But Howard and Darcy's lives
weren't the only ones changed

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by Thor's Midgard rager.

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The party may have ended
but the guests never left,

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as the worlds of Earth and the Cosmos
became forever intertwined,

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just like Howard and Darcy.

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Hey, enough! The '80s
called, they want their song back.

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That's so funny.

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Or it would be, except for the fact
that KISS wrote that song in '79! A-duh!

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Sorry, Mrs. Switzler, we're just trying
to put the baby to sleep.

50
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With what? Torture?

51
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Hey, we worked really hard
on those two-part harmonies!

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Okay. And I'm sure the baby loves them.

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Look, look, look. See...

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fast asleep.

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I don't appreciate how dismissive she is.

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Okay, it doesn't matter.

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Will you look at us... nesting?

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Well, we are the The Ducks.

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I guess that tracks.

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Huh?

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You've been served...

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- What?
- What? No.

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Those charges were dropped.

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With two tickets.

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All expenses paid to the Grandmaster's
Grand Cruise Across the Stars.

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- Hello.
- Wait! For us?

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- Targeted advertising.
- Oh.

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It'll be an experience
you'll never forget.

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Ahoy there, Sailors of the Stars.

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Time to check your worries at the gate,
and toss those inhibitions overboard

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because when you're riding
on the SS Grand Master,

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adventure has no boundaries.

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Howard,
have you seen this itinerary?

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Couples cliff diving on Vormir...

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Oh, yeah, they say you can only
truly appreciate it with someone you love.

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Oh, a lava boat ride
through the canals of Muspelheim.

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Wait, you don't think that could, like,
hard-boil our baby or anything, right?

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Darce, you heard the lady.
This is a family cruise line.

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- They know what they're doing.
- Of course.

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Now come on, I wanna hit that buffet
before everyone breathes on it.

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Howard, oh, my God! Hold on to the baby.

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- The baby, get it.
- All right, I got it.

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Whoa! Oh-ho!

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- We're floating!
- I see we're lightening up already.

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I got eyes on the package.

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Inform the buyer
we'll intercept it off-world.

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- Oh, boy!
- This is very nice.

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This is just too much. Look at us.

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- I know. Look at us.
- Lei for your neck.

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Welcome cocktail to lower inhibitions.

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Darcy, check out these leis.
They're not even plastic.

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That is a classy touch.

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Ooh, and this welcome drink.
It tastes like a warm hug,

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and vodka, mostly vodka.

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- Here. Have another.
- Have another.

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Okay. That's not...

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Please, I insist.

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On the SS Grand Master,
it's not a bad decision

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- if you don't remember it.
- Oh, my God! Howard! It's the guy.

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- I gotta fight this guy?
- No, no, no.

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- DJ Foam.
- DJ Foam!

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- Yeah.
- The Grandmaster.

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Bowing is optional.
I'm not that big of a deal.

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- I take that back. I am a big deal.
- Hey!

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Really, we cannot thank you enough
for these tickets.

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Ah, for you crazy kids?
Nothing I love more than a wholesome...

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- Oh! Oh!
- Uh...

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This must be the adorable little reason
we're all here today.

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Now, look at this.

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Now, what you have here
is the Galaxy's finest selection

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of sitters, swaddlers, sleep trainers,
nannies, au pairs, governesses, plus...

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Topaz here is actually
an excellent wet nurse.

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That part's extra.

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All at your disposal.

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So you two can enjoy
some much-deserved mommy and daddy time.

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Uh...

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I mean, he doesn't not have a point.

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Mmm.

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Wow!

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First-time parents?

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Mm-hmm. Yep. Our first one.

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Yeah, I can tell.

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The Grandmaster's Grand
Welcome Brunch will begin shortly.

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The "Grand" part wasn't false advertising,
I'll give him that. This is quite grand.

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Now, of course, our guests of honor
have a special seat reserved for them

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at the head of the table.

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Oh!

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- Well, that's nice.
- Very fancy.

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- The chair is well-padded.
- Ahem, ahem!

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Diners and dinettes,
gather in, settle down.

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Hmm.

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And, uh, most importantly, raise a glass.

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Hope you all came hungry,
because once you get a taste...

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Quite the hoopla just for breakfast, huh?

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Hey! Hey, Howard, Howard,
I can't make heads or tails of this menu.

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- You speak, uh, hoity-toity?
- I do not.

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But my phone does.

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Yeah, let's see what we got.

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Here we go. "The Grandmaster invites you

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"to feast on Howard and Darcy The Duck."

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Wait! What?

142
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Wait, wait, wait. It's "feast your eyes."

143
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"Feast your eyes."
Okay, I guess that's nice.

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Ah...

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Uh, today's special

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is an entrée, uh-huh, like no other.

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Born of two worlds...

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Born of two worlds?

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a true cosmic wonder.

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- Uh, Howard...
- Wait, it says,

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"To feast your eyes on Howard
and Darcy The Duck's

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- "homemade..."
- Howard!

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Oh, no, is this supposed to be a potluck?

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Howard!

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- Look at the baby!
- Yep. Hold on.

156
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Darce, they wanna eat the baby!

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No, duh, Howard,
we've got a Hannibal Lecter situation!

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Oh, let the brunch begi...

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What? Oh, my gosh!
Captain Mohawk saved our baby!

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Sorry to spoil y'all's breakfast, folks.

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But I was hopin' to grab
a little somethin' to go. Ta-ta!

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Oh, my gosh!
Captain Mohawk stole our baby!

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No, no, no! Hey, Space Pirates!

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What're you waiting for?
Come on, Duck!

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Coast clear, let's get to the life rafts!

166
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All right, here we go!

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Howard, are you sure you can fly this?

168
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Are you kidding? I'm a duck.
I was born to fly. Strap in.

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Oh, move over!

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Faster, baby! Faster!
We almost got him!

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Aah, come on, get it together, Darcy.

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This is just like Galaga.

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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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- What?
- Aah!

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- It just... It just disappear...
- But they were right...

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I don't know what we were thinking.
Nothing good ever happens on a cruise!

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I'm sorry.

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This was a mistake.

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Our baby is... gone.

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00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:05,541
We had one job.

181
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,583
And we failed.

182
00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,791
What? What are you doing?

183
00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:13,541
Calling the fuzz!
Clearly, we can't do this on our own!

184
00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,583
Um, it's about the Convergence case, sir.

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This couple could be the lead
we've been waiting for.

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And what did you say their name was?

187
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:24,625
- That would be the The Ducks, sir.
- Huh?

188
00:09:24,708 --> 00:09:26,791
What the hell
is going on, Director?

189
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First the Grandmaster, now the Ravagers?

190
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Why are all these people after our baby?

191
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,916
I assure you, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck,

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recovering your egg has become
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s priority number one.

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00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,916
Oh, yeah? You and everyone else
in the galaxy, apparently.

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What the hell is so special
about our kid, anyway?

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- Howard!
- Ow!

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I mean, besides the fact
that they're our kid.

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What do you know
about the Cosmic Convergence?

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Wait. The Convergence?

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- Wasn't that on my due date?
- Exactly.

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And many believe
the planetary alignment was a sign.

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The birth of a great new power.

202
00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,541
You think it's our child?

203
00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:04,083
I guess, deep down, I always knew

204
00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:06,416
our little champ
was destined for big things.

205
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,333
Uh, a word, sir.

206
00:10:14,541 --> 00:10:16,833
our satellites picked up
a Ravager ship making the jump

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00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,208
out of the Cat's Eye Nebula.

208
00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:20,541
It could indicate
they're meeting with The Collector.

209
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:21,625
Hm.

210
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:25,958
Best you leave this with the experts,
Mr. and Mrs... The Duck.

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00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:31,500
We'll see to it your Egg stays
out of the wrong hands.

212
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,125
Fury out!

213
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,585
Screw this!
Well, I'm not waiting for the five-oh.

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00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,541
If the Ravagers are workin'
for The Collector,

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00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:38,985
then we know where they're headed.

216
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,250
- Where?
- Knowhere.

217
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,541
- What?
- Knowhere.

218
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:43,583
Well, they've gotta be going somewhere.

219
00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:44,791
Knowhere.

220
00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,125
- Howard?
- Knowhere.

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00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:48,416
Where are they going?

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00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,583
Milord Yondu Udonta,

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00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:05,500
I present to you, Kaecilius,
Master of the Dark Arts.

224
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:09,500
Only in silence
can you hear the whispers from the Dark.

225
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:10,875
Oh-ho! Whoa!

226
00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,666
What happened to The Collector?

227
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,166
He's been... collected.

228
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,375
Trapped inside the Mirror Dimension.

229
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,958
But we knew the most powerful relics
in the Cosmos

230
00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:23,750
always seem
to find their way here... eventually.

231
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,375
Listen, man. Word on the street here

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00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:29,416
is that this egg
is a pretty hot damn commodity.

233
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:34,208
I got offers comin' in from Dark Elves
and an Olympic God.

234
00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:37,750
You get what I'm sayin'?
So, our price just went up.

235
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,541
I'm sorry, Captain,

236
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:41,791
but Dormammu does not come to bargain.

237
00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,976
Jeez, easy, Darce.
The wall, the wall.

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00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,375
- It's fine!
- Oh, oh!

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Quiet, Howard!

240
00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:59,226
You know I can't park
when someone is watching!

241
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,291
I'm lookin' away.

242
00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,666
That was great, babe. Wow.

243
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:10,625
Whoa, can't believe you escaped
through the sewage tunnels.

244
00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:14,125
You won't even use a public restroom.

245
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,291
I'm not proud of it.
I did what I had to do.

246
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:19,000
Shh! Howard, I hear something creepy.

247
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:20,750
Do you hear that?

248
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,666
- Yeah, it's very creepy.
- It's very creepy!

249
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,666
Howard!

250
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,458
What in the name of Eyes Wide Shut!

251
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,875
- ... Dormammu.
- ... Dormammu.

252
00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,666
- Yeah, that is right.
- Crushin' it.

253
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,041
That's our baby!

254
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,333
Oh, no! There's gotta be
something we can do!

255
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,833
So, uh, excuse me.
What's the deal with the magic act?

256
00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:20,958
We know. Obviously.
We just wanna hear it in your words.

257
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:24,791
Quiet! The "ensoulment" is about to begin.

258
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,583
- Ensoulment?
- Ensoulment?

259
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:34,458
Behold, our Dark Master, Dormammu!

260
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,083
Dormammu, we present to you an offering.

261
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,541
A powerful vessel to serve
as your host body,

262
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,125
from which you will be born anew.

263
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,208
Howard! I think

264
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:54,500
they're tryna Rosemary's Baby
this Dormammu guy into our baby!

265
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,916
No. No. No.

266
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,333
Did I get it?

267
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:01,250
- What the...
- What? No!

268
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,916
S.H.I.E.L.D.! Nobody move!

269
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,083
I didn't do it! I'm innocent, I tell you!

270
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,333
Relax, Howard.
He's not here for us, remember?

271
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,750
Right. Right. It's just a force of habit.

272
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,309
Hands out of your robes, now!

273
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:21,875
You are in possession of
unauthorized level 11 cosmic contraband.

274
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,500
I would suggest you stand down, Director.

275
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,666
You've no idea what you've found yourself
in the middle of.

276
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:32,583
I understand enough to know
that the galaxy will be safest

277
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:34,375
with that Egg in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands.

278
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,500
Uh, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands?

279
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,083
Thanks,
but no thanks, my dude.

280
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:42,375
Yeah. Look, Your Honor,
I appreciate the search and rescue,

281
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,041
but I don't think
we're in the market for childcare.

282
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,416
Who the hell are these two?

283
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,916
We're the parents.

284
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,083
I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. The Duck,

285
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:53,125
but S.H.I.E.L.D. can't entrust
a being this powerful

286
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,583
to a first-time mom and a gambling addict.

287
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:58,208
- Hey!
- Recovering gambling addict, thank you!

288
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,250
I got the chip. That's the wrong chip.

289
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,000
Coulson, carton it.

290
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:12,416
It appears you need some help
reorienting your perspective.

291
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,723
I don't like it!

292
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,125
If that's how it's gonna be...

293
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,750
For Dormam...

294
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:31,833
Get it, get it!

295
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,625
- Get it!
- Get it! I got my...

296
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,083
Huh?

297
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,791
All right.

298
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,208
Let's go.

299
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:47,666
Do you hear that?

300
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,625
- Oh?
- Oh-ho-ho!

301
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,333
Ask and you shall receive.

302
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:52,576
I didn't hear you ask anyone.

303
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,416
Well, I was askin', babe.
You know, in my head.

304
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,416
Breaking Space News,
Terran defense force, S.H.I.E.L.D.,

305
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,458
has issued an Ivory Alert
for a missing cosmic relic,

306
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:07,208
last seen leaving Knowhere
in a Sakaaran vessel.

307
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:11,375
Well, look at us,
like an intergalactic Bonnie and Clyde.

308
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,250
Have you seen that movie, Howard?
It does not end great for them.

309
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,166
Look, we need to find someplace
where we can lay low.

310
00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:21,791
Not to worry. I know just the place
where we can chill.

311
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,875
For too long, Jotunheim has been
relegated to the shadows.

312
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:31,125
But with this,
the Nine Realms will have no choice

313
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:34,583
but to bear witness
to our glorious purpose.

314
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:39,958
Right here at the Jotun Slopes
luxury hotel, resort, and casino.

315
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,750
The future of intergalactic winter sports.

316
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,625
That's pretty cool, right?

317
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,750
I mean, my father's not
100% on board just yet,

318
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,958
but, you know, I'm gonna get him there.

319
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:53,333
Dude, we didn't come here
for a sales pitch. We came for your help.

320
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,708
You know, I thought so,
and let me just cut to the chase.

321
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,458
I can't wait to be your baby's godfather.

322
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,791
I'm so honored. Thank you.
This means the world.

323
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,541
- Is this guy serious right now?
- Uh.

324
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,333
Listen,
as swell as that offer is...

325
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,291
- Yeah.
- Really, we're very touched.

326
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,416
What we need right now is shelter.

327
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,041
We're kinda on the lam
from a couple of cops.

328
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,916
- And sorcerers.
- Pirates, too.

329
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,517
So, what do you say? Can you help us out?

330
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:16,581
What're you talking about?

331
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,916
You're my brother from another mother's
old lady's sister from another mister.

332
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,750
Uh...

333
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,416
You're practically family.

334
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,250
Thanks, man.
I mean, it has been a long trip,

335
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,791
and we have not been able
to catch a break.

336
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,125
Oh! Is that guests already? Hang on, wait,
our soft opening isn't for a few days.

337
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,083
I don't think they're here for you.

338
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:48,541
Mr. and Mrs. The Duck,
I told you to leave this to us!

339
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,500
Ah, Sir Nicholas Fury!

340
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,041
Let's go!

341
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,458
Quickly. Quickly.

342
00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:57,541
Oh, Father!

343
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:02,791
So much for this grand opening
of yours, my son.

344
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,708
These are my friends.
See them to safety, yes?

345
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,958
Or we can take this...

346
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,601
- Dad! What are you doing?
- No, no, no!

347
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:13,083
- Give it back.
- And return Jotunheim to its former glory.

348
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,708
No! No return to former glory!

349
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,267
- This is embarrassing!
- S.H.I.E.L.D.!

350
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,291
- Nobody move!
- Dad!

351
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:18,666
Surrender the artifact!

352
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,166
My brother from another mother
will not look kindly on this.

353
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,500
See? I told you.

354
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:34,000
I don't think it's who you think it is.

355
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,958
Kneel before Zeus!

356
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:40,458
Oh, good, you're already kneeling.

357
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:43,208
Now, where is this Egg
I saw written in the stars?

358
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,708
Okay, cool.
Well, we're heading south for the winter.

359
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,333
Never been much of a snowbird anyway.

360
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,016
- Darce, let's get outta here.
- Come on!

361
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,500
Hey, what do I got?

362
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:54,916
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
Thunderbolt, thunderbolt!

363
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,208
That guy shocked me!

364
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,708
I'm comin' back for you, buddy!

365
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,250
Darce!

366
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:03,750
Hark, the child born under the stars
of the Convergence is ours to take.

367
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:09,791
And with it, we shall finally plunge
the Nine Realms into eternal darkness.

368
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:12,291
Get out of my way!
I am a Master of the Dark Arts!

369
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,791
I'm a Dark Elf.
It's in the name, you dimwit!

370
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,291
- Heretic!
- Thunderbolt!

371
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:17,958
Hey!

372
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,083
Hear me and rejoice.

373
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:23,291
Oh, no! You're not getting your mitts
on our magical kid!

374
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,291
What? No.
We're just here for a company retreat.

375
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,750
- We have a Groupon.
- Okay.

376
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,625
Uh, wait. Did you say "magical kid"?

377
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,000
- Howard!
- Sorry!

378
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,333
We might want to call this one in.

379
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,875
Thunderbolt for you!

380
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,750
Get up, no, no...

381
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:50,166
Mama's got you, Junior!

382
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,291
My fabulous Egg.

383
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,291
- DJ Foam?
- The omelet man!

384
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,291
We meet again. What're the odds?

385
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,791
No, seriously, I'm asking you,
what are the odds?

386
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,958
- No, no, no. Howard!
- Oh, no!

387
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,458
- Oh, no, no, no!
- No, no, no!

388
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,458
Oh, come to Papa.

389
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,750
- Sparkles! Huh?
- Oh, no, we're going down. Abandon ship.

390
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,708
No, no, no! Howard!

391
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:21,541
Excuse me. Just makin' my way.
Daddy's got you, baby.

392
00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:24,291
Faster, Howard, faster!

393
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,958
I'm running as fast as I can!

394
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,041
The Stones? Is this about the Stones?

395
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,791
Have you found them? Where are they?

396
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,875
An egg? You called me for an egg?

397
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,666
It's magical?

398
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,041
Yello.

399
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,041
Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

400
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,416
- Oh. Whoa.
- Come on, Duck!

401
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,750
No!

402
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,291
Yeah! Yodelheim rules!

403
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,583
Yeah! The The Ducks can't be stopped!

404
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,791
- No!
- Hold up.

405
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,958
And there goes your trust fund.

406
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,041
All of it?

407
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,791
This can't be it, Howard. Can it?

408
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,166
Who can say?

409
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,916
I never would've thunk a life like this
could've been written in the stars.

410
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,500
A girl like you...

411
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,666
I mean, a duck like me.

412
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:02,458
Thank God that bar was offering
half-price nachos.

413
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:05,250
Well, the nachos
might've sealed the deal, but...

414
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,041
I always knew.

415
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,541
We were brought together
for something more.

416
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,750
I always knew it, too.

417
00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:49,958
Never.

418
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,250
Uh...

419
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:03,958
Darce...

420
00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:16,625
- Ah, that power.
- So pure.

421
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,625
- It's divine.
- So beautiful.

422
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:22,958
Just as it was written in the stars.

423
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,041
Seize it!

424
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,916
Wow! Darce, look at this.

425
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,875
This kid might have some magic of its own!

426
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,500
Maybe we should keep singing?

427
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,750
- You all right, Coulson?
- I'm good, boss.

428
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:02,333
So, you know,
what do you think of the resort?

429
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,833
There's... There's too many of them.

430
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,250
No! There's gotta be
somethin' else we can do.

431
00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:34,291
Howard, the baby!

432
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:02,791
Okay, okay, this was fun,
but I have an orgy to get to.

433
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,250
Um, Howard?

434
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:53,583
And to think I was worried
you wouldn't be able to protect her.

435
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:57,375
Yeah, yeah. She's a natural-born slugger,
just like her old man.

436
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,916
Oh, no need for that. I was wrong.

437
00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:06,166
Power that great
is safest with its family.

438
00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:15,875
You guys got this.

439
00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:17,416
Fury out!

440
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,833
Hi, guys. Hi, hi.

441
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,750
Listen, I've talked it over with my father
and to make amends...

442
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:32,958
We'd like to comp you
a room at the lodge. And...

443
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,583
Honestly, it's the least we could do.
Really, my friends. We insist.

444
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:38,833
Full minibar.

445
00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,458
Mm.

446
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,541
What do you think, babe?

447
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,791
Never been one to turn down a free trip,

448
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,916
but there's only one place in the world
I wanna be.

449
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:57,125
Even in an endless universe,
there's no place like home.

450
00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:03,125
And parents
are the greatest heroes of all.

451
00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:14,416
Aw. Our little Byrdie. She's perfect.

452
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,625
Yeah. She is, isn't she?

453
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,666
All right, like we rehearsed.

454
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,583
Step...

455
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:25,583
- Step. And step. And step.
- Step. And step. And step.

456
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:26,875
- You get the door.
- Fine.

457
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,750
- No!
- Oh, God. Did you do the bottle?

458
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:37,101
- You're supposed to do the bottle.
- No, the bottle's fine, Howard.

459
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:39,285
No, it's way too hot.
You can't give a bottle that hot.

460
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,875
It's the blanket. She hates the color!

461
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,250
Why'd we get her this color?