1 00:00:02,232 --> 00:00:03,942 Riley Morton coming up now. 2 00:00:04,026 --> 00:00:06,862 Kelly at second. Started the inning with a double. 3 00:00:06,945 --> 00:00:08,572 That seems like an hour ago. 4 00:00:08,655 --> 00:00:11,116 - Honey, I thought you were gonna take out the garbage. - I am. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,579 High fly to right. Hooking, hooking- Foul. 6 00:00:15,662 --> 00:00:18,332 - Phil. - Yes. Getting it. 7 00:00:18,415 --> 00:00:22,669 Good guys trail 3-2, last of the ninth, one out- 8 00:00:22,794 --> 00:00:25,923 I was- I was gonna get it. 9 00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:29,301 Dylan. Hey, Mrs. Dunphy. 10 00:00:29,384 --> 00:00:31,929 Um, I'm just waiting for Haley. 11 00:00:32,054 --> 00:00:34,056 Did you ring the bell? I texted. 12 00:00:34,139 --> 00:00:36,099 She said she'd be down in just a minute. 13 00:00:36,225 --> 00:00:38,894 Oh, great. Tell her I said "Hi." I will. 14 00:00:38,977 --> 00:00:41,480 Dylan! D-Money! 15 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,690 Chillin' with Dylan the villain! 16 00:00:43,815 --> 00:00:45,817 "D" to the "Y" to the- Hey, Mr. Dunphy. 17 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:47,027 Hey! Come on in. 18 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:49,071 You're just in time to catch the end of the game. 19 00:00:49,154 --> 00:00:50,822 Oh, I'm not really a baseball guy. 20 00:00:50,906 --> 00:00:52,324 Haley says "Hi." 21 00:00:52,449 --> 00:00:54,660 I was just being facetious. Come on. I'll catch you up. 22 00:00:54,743 --> 00:00:57,454 - Sit it. Park it. 23 00:00:57,537 --> 00:01:00,457 Come on. I don't bite. 24 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:03,418 Kidding. 25 00:01:03,502 --> 00:01:05,087 I'm kidding. 26 00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:07,256 Okay. See that guy? He's the tying run. 27 00:01:07,339 --> 00:01:10,759 Interesting story about him. He's been stuck on second base forever, 28 00:01:10,842 --> 00:01:13,011 and I'm pretty sure he's gonna try and steal third, 29 00:01:13,095 --> 00:01:15,764 which is just a terrible, terrible idea. 30 00:01:15,847 --> 00:01:17,808 How are you and Haley doing? 31 00:01:24,398 --> 00:01:27,109 I wish I could stay home with you and fly toy airplanes. 32 00:01:27,192 --> 00:01:30,696 These aren't toy airplanes, Manny. These are models, and they're very complicated. 33 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:33,949 You wanna fly one of these, you gotta be familiar with airfoil, 34 00:01:34,032 --> 00:01:35,951 drag, lift and thrust- 35 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:37,995 and these are all principles of aerodynamics. 36 00:01:38,078 --> 00:01:39,788 The box says "12 and up." 37 00:01:39,871 --> 00:01:41,999 What? 38 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:45,085 You can fly toy planes with Jay next time. 39 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:47,462 Today you have to spend time with Luke. Why? 40 00:01:47,546 --> 00:01:49,798 Because his mother invited you, so you go. 41 00:01:49,881 --> 00:01:51,883 Family needs to be close. Right, Jay? 42 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:54,261 I'm pretty sure this is a typo. 43 00:01:54,386 --> 00:01:57,306 Men need their hobbies. Manny's father had many hobbies. 44 00:01:57,389 --> 00:01:59,808 Like hiking in the desert, 45 00:01:59,891 --> 00:02:02,227 that kind of skiing that they drop you from the- 46 00:02:02,311 --> 00:02:04,229 How do you say in English? 47 00:02:04,354 --> 00:02:06,273 Helicopter. Yes. 48 00:02:06,356 --> 00:02:09,276 Once, on a dare, he even boxed with an alligator. 49 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:13,196 "Wrestle." You wrestle- You can't box with alligators. 50 00:02:13,322 --> 00:02:17,117 Are you sure? How would they get the gloves on those little claws? 51 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,077 Aren't they like tiny little hands? 52 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:21,038 No! 53 00:02:21,163 --> 00:02:23,457 Okay, now I forgot what we're talking about. Anyways, 54 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:26,126 hobbies are important for the men, 55 00:02:26,209 --> 00:02:28,128 whether you're risking your life... 56 00:02:28,211 --> 00:02:31,256 or flying little planes from a safe distance. 57 00:02:33,925 --> 00:02:36,345 Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? 58 00:02:36,428 --> 00:02:39,431 Uh, we're just gonna buy some diapers. It'll just take a second. 59 00:02:39,556 --> 00:02:42,642 This is Costco. Yeah, which is where we buy diapers. 60 00:02:42,726 --> 00:02:44,144 Since when? 61 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:47,105 Do you remember when we adopted that baby a few months back? 62 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:50,817 Since then. 63 00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:52,361 Mitchell is a snob. 64 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:55,155 No. N-No, I-I'm discerning. 65 00:02:55,238 --> 00:02:58,033 Official slogan for snobs. 66 00:02:58,116 --> 00:03:00,160 When we first met, he wouldn't even look at me... 67 00:03:00,243 --> 00:03:04,414 because I was a hick from the farm in Missouri, and he's a big city mouse. 68 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:07,042 Who says "city mouse"? 69 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:10,045 Country mice. 70 00:03:10,128 --> 00:03:11,963 Ground ball to short. Sanchez- 71 00:03:12,089 --> 00:03:14,758 I think I'm gonna go wait in the car. Okay. 72 00:03:14,841 --> 00:03:17,719 - Hey, if you're on your way out, can you grab the garbage? - I got it. 73 00:03:17,803 --> 00:03:20,389 - Okay. We got it. - So, one out left- 74 00:03:20,472 --> 00:03:22,391 - He's a little jumpy. - Oh, go figure- 75 00:03:22,474 --> 00:03:25,435 a teenage boy doesn't want to hang out with his girlfriend's dad. 76 00:03:25,519 --> 00:03:28,522 Thought we were past all that. I'm all about- 77 00:03:28,647 --> 00:03:31,983 I'm all about taking it to the next level. Really? 78 00:03:32,109 --> 00:03:34,152 Thought you were all about keeping it real. Yes. 79 00:03:34,236 --> 00:03:37,406 But the whole point of keeping it real is so you can take it to the next level. 80 00:03:37,489 --> 00:03:41,493 - Did you really not know that? - You haven't exactly taken it to the next level with my dad. 81 00:03:41,576 --> 00:03:43,245 What are you talking about? 82 00:03:43,370 --> 00:03:46,998 We've been married for 16 years, and you still walk on eggshells around him. 83 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:49,292 What? Are you kidding? 84 00:03:49,376 --> 00:03:52,170 Jay and I are total buds. 85 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,135 You-You want to just hang out? 86 00:03:58,218 --> 00:04:02,139 Brought six friends, so that just- 87 00:04:02,222 --> 00:04:04,182 That's- 88 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,894 ? Hey, hey? 89 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:11,940 ? Hey, hey Hey, hey? 90 00:04:12,023 --> 00:04:15,152 ? Hey, hey Hey? 91 00:04:20,907 --> 00:04:23,201 Manny brought his favorite game to play with Luke. 92 00:04:23,285 --> 00:04:25,120 It's called Empire. 93 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:27,873 You use strategy to expand territories and take over the world. 94 00:04:27,956 --> 00:04:30,709 Luke is gonna love that. He's out back playing. 95 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,420 Do you need me to get you something while I'm out shopping? 96 00:04:33,503 --> 00:04:35,755 That's such a nice offer, but I think we're good. Thanks. 97 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,091 Okay. What about this? 98 00:04:38,175 --> 00:04:40,385 You don't even say "Hello" to Gloria and Manny? 99 00:04:40,469 --> 00:04:43,763 Hi, Gloria and Manny. Okay, Mom, what about this? 100 00:04:43,889 --> 00:04:47,184 No. You're wearing a dress. Mom, come on. 101 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:49,519 What? It's gonna kill you to look like a girl for one afternoon? 102 00:04:49,603 --> 00:04:52,481 But it's a wedding for some friend of yours I never even heard of. 103 00:04:52,564 --> 00:04:55,317 It's non-negotiable. You can borrow a dress of Haley's again. 104 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,529 No. That sends an ugly message- that I'm Haley. 105 00:04:59,613 --> 00:05:01,990 You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a dress, 106 00:05:02,073 --> 00:05:04,993 why don't you worry about getting Luke to wear some pants? 107 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:09,748 What? Why does he do this? 108 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,375 Luke! 109 00:05:12,459 --> 00:05:14,419 Pants! Come on! 110 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:21,176 Jay and I are buds, for sure- 111 00:05:21,259 --> 00:05:24,596 but with kind of, um, an invisible asterisk. 112 00:05:24,679 --> 00:05:27,933 Um, he's not, uh- He's not a talker. 113 00:05:28,016 --> 00:05:30,769 Or-Or a huger. 114 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:33,605 Once he ran over my foot with his car. 115 00:05:33,688 --> 00:05:35,941 To-To be fair, he had just given up smoking, 116 00:05:36,024 --> 00:05:38,443 but basically we're-we're buds. 117 00:05:39,694 --> 00:05:41,613 Do you have to just stand there? 118 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:43,949 You're making me feel uneasy. 119 00:05:44,032 --> 00:05:45,909 Oh. 120 00:05:47,744 --> 00:05:49,663 Oh, for God's sake. Sit here. Here. 121 00:05:49,746 --> 00:05:52,624 Hold this wing like this while I adjust this. 122 00:05:52,707 --> 00:05:54,626 Okay. 123 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:56,962 Come on. Here. 124 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:04,094 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 125 00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:08,306 Not too hard. 126 00:06:10,141 --> 00:06:12,727 Alex, why don't you come shopping with me? 127 00:06:12,811 --> 00:06:15,855 Maybe I can help you find something that you like. 128 00:06:15,939 --> 00:06:18,358 That's a really nice offer, but it's not really her thing. 129 00:06:18,441 --> 00:06:20,694 Actually, I'd love to go. 130 00:06:20,777 --> 00:06:22,571 See, you don't know what my thing is. 131 00:06:22,654 --> 00:06:24,489 You have no idea what my thing is. 132 00:06:24,573 --> 00:06:26,491 I know what your thing is. 133 00:06:26,575 --> 00:06:29,035 Your thing is to provoke, just like your sister's thing... 134 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:32,122 is to never come out of her room, and your brother's thing- 135 00:06:32,205 --> 00:06:34,207 Well, there's your brother's thing. 136 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:38,545 Luke! Put 'em on! Mm-hmm. 137 00:06:38,628 --> 00:06:41,214 The thing about me and Jay is our relationship's... 138 00:06:41,298 --> 00:06:45,760 always been stuck in that, um- that primal place where it started. 139 00:06:45,844 --> 00:06:48,430 You know, he's the old silverback protecting his females, 140 00:06:48,513 --> 00:06:52,767 then along comes this younger, stronger gorilla swinging in, beating his chest. 141 00:06:52,851 --> 00:06:55,604 You know, naturally, the ape ladies come running, 142 00:06:55,687 --> 00:06:57,939 presenting their nice scarlet behinds. 143 00:06:58,023 --> 00:07:00,775 Papa ape wants to stop all that, but he can't. 144 00:07:00,859 --> 00:07:04,321 You know? That's-That's life. I'm not the enemy. 145 00:07:05,488 --> 00:07:07,532 The enemy is poachers. 146 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:14,289 That'll do it. Don't touch it. 147 00:07:19,419 --> 00:07:21,087 All right. 148 00:07:25,508 --> 00:07:27,886 You wanna go fly it? Sure. 149 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:34,309 Oh. Hey, I got the toothpaste and the soap. 150 00:07:34,392 --> 00:07:37,103 Good. Now we can open that general store. 151 00:07:37,187 --> 00:07:38,980 I thought we were just here to get diapers. 152 00:07:39,064 --> 00:07:42,317 We had a saying on the farm: As long as you're bringing the mule to the market, you- 153 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,444 I feel you rolling your eyes at me. 154 00:07:44,527 --> 00:07:47,280 We met at one of Pepper's legendary game nights. 155 00:07:47,364 --> 00:07:49,741 I remember Mitchell because he kept rolling his eyes... 156 00:07:49,866 --> 00:07:52,285 every time I would get a little boisterous. I did not. 157 00:07:52,369 --> 00:07:54,621 A little bit. 158 00:07:54,704 --> 00:07:57,707 Yeah, maybe a little bit. Anyway, we were- 159 00:07:57,791 --> 00:08:00,460 we were playing charades, and I had no idea how to act out my clue. 160 00:08:00,543 --> 00:08:02,796 And all I could think of to do was- 161 00:08:03,797 --> 00:08:06,049 And without missing a beat, Cam says- 162 00:08:06,132 --> 00:08:08,009 Casablanca. 163 00:08:08,134 --> 00:08:10,220 All I did was this- Casablanca. 164 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:12,847 Casablanca. 165 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:15,058 Can we just please get the diapers and get out of here? 166 00:08:15,141 --> 00:08:17,185 Fine, but I wanna stop by the wine section first. 167 00:08:17,268 --> 00:08:20,146 Wait. There's a wine section? 168 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:22,732 Yeah, a really good one- just past the tires. No way. 169 00:08:22,816 --> 00:08:25,735 They do not have- Oh, my God. 170 00:08:25,819 --> 00:08:29,030 Oh, my- Cam. Cam. The paper shredder I wanted. 171 00:08:29,114 --> 00:08:30,740 Huh? Confetti and crosscut. 172 00:08:30,824 --> 00:08:33,076 Yep. 173 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:36,579 Oh, my God. Amazing. 174 00:08:36,663 --> 00:08:38,331 Yeah. 175 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:44,754 Cam, what is this place? 176 00:08:47,674 --> 00:08:50,552 Those cookies smell like heaven. Your own recipe? 177 00:08:50,635 --> 00:08:52,554 No, I just throw 'em in the oven. 178 00:08:52,637 --> 00:08:55,640 And added the secret ingredient of caring? 179 00:08:55,724 --> 00:08:57,600 Sure. 180 00:08:57,684 --> 00:08:59,602 So, you and Luke having a good time? 181 00:08:59,686 --> 00:09:02,063 I don't know. He won't come out of his box. 182 00:09:02,147 --> 00:09:06,151 Maybe I'll just stay here and spend some time with my sister. 183 00:09:06,234 --> 00:09:09,738 Oh, right. I guess technically I would be your stepsister. 184 00:09:09,821 --> 00:09:13,533 My mother says we are never to use the word "step" because it means "not real." 185 00:09:13,658 --> 00:09:15,827 And we are a real family. Mmm. 186 00:09:17,162 --> 00:09:19,164 So what is the matter, Claire? 187 00:09:20,415 --> 00:09:23,334 - What? - You seem sad. 188 00:09:25,253 --> 00:09:27,589 It's just stuff with Alex. You know, kid stuff. 189 00:09:27,672 --> 00:09:29,340 Kids. 190 00:09:29,424 --> 00:09:32,510 You don't have to tell me. My school is full of them. 191 00:09:34,846 --> 00:09:37,974 I was thinking after lunch we can go and do a little shopping. 192 00:09:38,057 --> 00:09:39,976 I'm not getting a dress. 193 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:42,020 I don't care. I'm not your mother. 194 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,189 I know. You're my grandmother. 195 00:09:44,272 --> 00:09:46,441 Step-grandmother. 196 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:49,277 Anyways, today, think of me as a girlfriend. 197 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,864 Two girls out for an afternoon of fun. 198 00:09:52,947 --> 00:09:56,451 What do you usually do with your girlfriends? 199 00:09:56,534 --> 00:10:00,079 I don't know. We go out. We talk, drink wine. 200 00:10:00,205 --> 00:10:01,956 Can I drink wine? No. 201 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,875 Some friend. 202 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:07,295 Well, you can still talk to me about anything. 203 00:10:07,378 --> 00:10:09,923 Yeah, adults always say that, but they don't mean it. 204 00:10:10,006 --> 00:10:13,468 When my mom says I can ask her anything, I really can't. 205 00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:15,470 She just freaks out. 206 00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:19,140 I won't freak out. Shoot. 207 00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:21,142 Okay. 208 00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:22,977 How many men have you slept with? 209 00:10:23,061 --> 00:10:25,605 Eight. Next. 210 00:10:30,819 --> 00:10:33,029 Now can I try it? No. 211 00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:37,492 I should get one of those. I've always loved planes. 212 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:41,746 If things had gone a little differently in my life, I think I would have been a pilot. 213 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:45,333 Hey, what would happen if you turned the remote off and then back on real fast? 214 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:48,211 Yeah, you'd have been a great pilot. 215 00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:51,840 So, can you do a- Can you do a loop-de-loop? If I wanted to. 216 00:10:51,923 --> 00:10:54,008 No way! Can I try it? 217 00:10:54,092 --> 00:10:56,010 No. 218 00:10:57,929 --> 00:11:01,641 I can see why you like this. It's so peaceful. 219 00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:05,979 It's like the whole world just... disappears out here. 220 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:10,608 I remember this one summer- I'll tell you what. 221 00:11:10,692 --> 00:11:12,360 There's another trick called "threading the needle." 222 00:11:12,443 --> 00:11:14,779 I used to do it with Claire and Mitch when they were kids. 223 00:11:14,904 --> 00:11:16,531 You wanna try it? How's it go? 224 00:11:16,614 --> 00:11:18,533 You grab one of those hoops over there... 225 00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:22,370 and go to the far, far, far end of the field... 226 00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:25,290 and stand there, and I fly the plane through it. 227 00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:28,084 Um, that sounds awesome! 228 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,128 And then I get a chance flying it? No. 229 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,589 Okay. 230 00:11:43,182 --> 00:11:44,851 How's this? 231 00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,895 Not far enough. Go on. 232 00:11:46,978 --> 00:11:49,397 - Okay. Further down. - You can't go too far. 233 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,983 Right. Okay, I get it. I get it. 234 00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:59,157 How's this? Good. 235 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,535 Now stand still. Don't move. 236 00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:06,122 Okay, let's do it. Whoo! 237 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:08,791 Whoo! I love it! 238 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:12,337 I love... it! 239 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:24,599 You drove a plane into my face. 240 00:12:24,682 --> 00:12:26,643 You must have moved. I told you to stay still. 241 00:12:26,768 --> 00:12:28,645 I didn't move. Try not to talk. 242 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:31,940 I want to make sure nothing's broken. 243 00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:36,361 Alex and I can't just disagree. I mean, she has to turn everything into a fight. 244 00:12:36,444 --> 00:12:38,613 Hmm. A strong, independent woman. 245 00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:41,240 Sounds like somebody else I know. 246 00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:44,243 I was never hostile though. I mean, this whole thing with the dress- 247 00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:46,245 Never had this problem with Haley. 248 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:49,457 Maybe Alex doesn't want to compete with her big sister. 249 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:52,085 Maybe she's trying to create her own identity. 250 00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:54,420 Put her in a dress, and she disappears. 251 00:12:54,545 --> 00:12:58,216 For one afternoon? I wouldn't give up being myself for even one second. 252 00:12:59,217 --> 00:13:00,718 Wow. 253 00:13:00,802 --> 00:13:03,346 Sometimes it's hard to remember you're only 10 years old. 254 00:13:03,471 --> 00:13:05,890 And three-quarters. Yeah. 255 00:13:06,015 --> 00:13:08,768 Hello? 256 00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:11,020 Hey, it's Mitchell. Do you guys eat olives? Olives? 257 00:13:11,104 --> 00:13:12,814 Really good olives? Yeah. 258 00:13:12,897 --> 00:13:14,524 You got it. 259 00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:17,026 Mitchell, I found the diapers. They're over here. 260 00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,278 Cameron, guess what I found? 261 00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:22,532 Coffins. They sell baby formula and they sell coffins. 262 00:13:22,615 --> 00:13:24,993 You can buy literally buy everything you need from birth to death. 263 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:27,370 Oh, my God. Look at these diapers. 264 00:13:27,453 --> 00:13:29,330 Look how cheap they are! 265 00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:32,667 Oh. You know what we should do? We should get enough for the next year or two, right? 266 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,752 Where would we keep them? 267 00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:38,297 They sell sheds. Really? You want to buy a diaper shed? 268 00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:40,967 We're those guys now? The guys with a diaper shed? 269 00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:44,846 Just grab two more. I'm not grabbing two more, Mitchell. It's time to go. 270 00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:48,016 Come on, come on. We need, uh- Hey, excuse me. 271 00:13:48,099 --> 00:13:50,351 Where did you get that flatbed thing? Over there. 272 00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:52,979 Go grab one of those. Really? 273 00:13:53,062 --> 00:13:55,148 Yeah. Get two. 274 00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,902 I'm in the applesauce aisle. 275 00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:02,238 So, anyways, after charades, we went out for coffee. 276 00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:07,660 And I learned that he loves art. He plays the piano. He speaks French. 277 00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:10,997 Un peu. You see? I-I misjudged him. 278 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,082 Yeah, I'm sort of like Costco. 279 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,918 I'm big, I'm not fancy, and I dare you to not like me. 280 00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:18,129 Yeah, and I'm kinda more like that, um- 281 00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:22,008 What is the name of that little shop we went to in Paris? 282 00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:24,635 You are such a snob. 283 00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:29,474 Casablanca. 284 00:14:30,475 --> 00:14:32,435 I have a small flower on my ankle... 285 00:14:32,518 --> 00:14:36,856 and a tiny little butterfly on my... thigh. 286 00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:38,232 How high up? 287 00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:41,277 Pretty high. Did you do it to look sexy? 288 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,530 No- Did you do it for a guy? Does Grandpa like it? 289 00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:46,949 No, no and yes. 290 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,077 That's gross. Mmm. 291 00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:51,621 Let's go back to your piercings. No, no, no. 292 00:14:51,704 --> 00:14:55,541 I've answered enough of your questions. Now it's your turn to answer one. 293 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,335 What is it? 294 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,337 Why you don't want to wear a dress? 295 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,673 Because I don't want to look like Haley and her stupid friends. 296 00:15:02,757 --> 00:15:05,259 I wear dresses and I don't look like Haley. 297 00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:08,638 You are Haley, just 40 years older. 298 00:15:08,763 --> 00:15:10,056 Ten. Twenty. 299 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:13,810 Deal. Alex, why are you fighting me on this? 300 00:15:13,893 --> 00:15:17,355 Just- It doesn't matter if I dress up. I'm not pretty like Haley and you. 301 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,441 That's ridiculous! You're beautiful. I'm not. 302 00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:23,361 But that's okay. I'm the smart one. 303 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:27,907 Mmm. The cute busboy doesn't know that you're smart. What? 304 00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:31,285 He's been smiling at you every time he comes to the table. He does not! 305 00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:34,539 Why do you think we are the only people with bread? 306 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:40,503 Look. One day you're going to want to date a cute guy like that. 307 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:43,965 And when that day comes, you're going to want to look beautiful, 308 00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:45,925 and then you'll wear a dress. 309 00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:50,263 So, you ever kiss another girl? 310 00:15:50,346 --> 00:15:53,182 That's no way to talk to your grandmother. 311 00:15:53,391 --> 00:15:56,602 Was my mom hard on me growing up? Yeah, she was. 312 00:15:56,686 --> 00:16:01,482 But you know what? Back then everything was Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem. 313 00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:03,234 They didn't understand- 314 00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:04,944 ¡Hola! We're back. - Hello. 315 00:16:05,069 --> 00:16:07,572 Hey, how'd it go? It was great. 316 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:09,949 - Did you have fun with Luke? - Well, not- 317 00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:11,701 We had a great time. 318 00:16:11,784 --> 00:16:15,413 Alex, I've been thinking, and... 319 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,958 if you don't want to wear a dress to the wedding, it's not the end of the world. 320 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:22,086 It's all right. I bought one. 321 00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:27,091 Do you see how she has to provoke me? We'll talk about it next week. 322 00:16:27,175 --> 00:16:29,343 Claire! 323 00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:31,304 Clear the way. Coming through. Ow! 324 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:33,055 Coming through. Easy. Easy, fella. Ow! 325 00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:35,266 I need to rest my face. You're fine. 326 00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:36,601 You'll be all right. Hang on. 327 00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:38,436 Oh, my God! Get the door. 328 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,604 Ah! Dad? 329 00:16:39,687 --> 00:16:41,063 Little accident. Nothing big. 330 00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:43,441 I was in a plane crash. What happened? 331 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,651 We were threading the needle, and somebody moved. 332 00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:50,239 - No, I didn't. You did it on purpose. - That's the painkiller talking. 333 00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:51,991 He's a little loopy. 334 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:53,826 How bad is it? Well, the wing is cracked, 335 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:56,495 - the propeller's bent, but I can- I can- - I mean Phil. 336 00:16:56,621 --> 00:16:59,665 I was in a plane crash. Thanks, Dad. 337 00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,918 I didn't ask him to be there. He insisted. 338 00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:03,920 He took a chance. This is what happened. 339 00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:06,672 - Kind of like the time you ran over his foot. - You ran over his foot? 340 00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:08,883 That was an accident. You know, Dad, you did it on purpose. 341 00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:11,844 - We all saw the tire marks on the lawn. - I had just quit smoking. 342 00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:14,096 See, you're upsetting your husband. 343 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,140 Water. I'll get it. 344 00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:20,561 Ay. You okay? 345 00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:23,731 Gloria! Thank God you're here. 346 00:17:23,814 --> 00:17:25,733 Don't worry. I'm here too. 347 00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:28,152 Who's this? 348 00:17:28,236 --> 00:17:30,154 Wasn't my fault. 349 00:17:30,238 --> 00:17:33,199 I have seen you thread the needle a million times. You never miss. 350 00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:36,744 Yeah. I must be getting old. Why don't you just admit it? You never liked Phil. 351 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,788 Put that down. You do not get a cookie. 352 00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:42,917 I like Phil. It's just that sometimes he tries too hard, you know? 353 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,586 And it's just kind of- irritating. 354 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:49,090 Okay, maybe he tries too hard because you make zero effort with him. 355 00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:51,425 You know what? In the 16 years that we've been married, 356 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:54,887 have you one time told him that you liked him? 357 00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:57,265 Not in those exact words, no. No. 358 00:17:57,348 --> 00:18:00,851 Not in any words, Dad. How do you think that makes me feel? 359 00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:04,563 You've never told your son that you love him? 360 00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:07,108 Whoa, whoa. When did we jump to love? 361 00:18:07,191 --> 00:18:09,151 And he's technically not my son. 362 00:18:09,277 --> 00:18:12,613 Ah. So that means that you don't love Manny either? Sure, I do. 363 00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:16,158 I mean, believe me, when I was in that park, I really wished Manny was there. 364 00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:21,247 For what? So that you could fly the plane into his head? Huh? 365 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,583 Dad, thanks so much for bringing Phil home. 366 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,545 I found one of your little flaps in his hair. So- 367 00:18:30,506 --> 00:18:32,550 Actually, this is called an aileron. 368 00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:34,885 It controls the horizontal- Because that's what matters right now. 369 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:37,805 Bye, Dad. 370 00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:50,484 - Hey, Phil. - Jay. 371 00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:55,072 What are you, made of china? 372 00:18:57,533 --> 00:19:01,620 Phil, I just want you to know I'm sorry. 373 00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:04,332 And whether I, uh, missed or you moved- 374 00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:07,209 I didn't. Either way. 375 00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,462 I just want to say that I like you. 376 00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:12,173 Really? Yeah. 377 00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:14,258 What do you like about me? 378 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,680 You're a nice guy. 379 00:19:19,764 --> 00:19:22,725 Try real hard. 380 00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:24,852 I do. 381 00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:28,105 And you're a good dad. Hey, I'm a good dad. Come here. 382 00:19:28,189 --> 00:19:31,233 Come here, you. 383 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:35,237 This feels so right. 384 00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:37,239 What's going on? 385 00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:41,118 There was a little accident, but Jay's telling Phil how much he loves him. 386 00:19:41,202 --> 00:19:43,329 Oh. Well, that's nice for Phil. 387 00:19:43,412 --> 00:19:45,581 That's great, since he's never said anything like that to my boyfriend. 388 00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:47,625 - Let it go. - No, it's not okay. 389 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,461 No, Mitch is right. Go in there too, Cam. Come on. 390 00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,129 You're kidding. Okay. 391 00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:53,839 - Jay! - I'm gonna get this. 392 00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:55,591 Come on in, Cam. Just a little hug. 393 00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,093 - Get in here. - Say it. 394 00:19:57,176 --> 00:19:59,428 - Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! - Say it! Say it! 395 00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:01,222 I like you too, Cam. Aw! 396 00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:03,349 What do you like about him? Oh, geez. 397 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:04,975 Where did you get that camera? 398 00:20:05,101 --> 00:20:07,728 Only the greatest store on earth. 399 00:20:07,812 --> 00:20:10,314 Thanks, Dad. 400 00:20:10,398 --> 00:20:11,941 Manny, picture! Get in there too. 401 00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:14,193 Get in here, mi amigo. Oh! 402 00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:16,278 Stay still. Say "cheese." 403 00:20:16,404 --> 00:20:17,947 Don't push it. Cheese! 404 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,073 Picture. 405 00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:21,117 Cheese! Cheese. Queso. 406 00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:25,121 Oh, boy! 407 00:20:25,204 --> 00:20:27,748 Doesn't it feel like these arms could go around the world? 408 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:29,792 I think I strained something. 409 00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:35,464 I always wanted a daughter- 410 00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:37,466 to dress her up in pretty dresses, 411 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:40,886 do her hair, her nails, her makeup. 412 00:20:43,055 --> 00:20:46,517 No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, 413 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,937 I made up Manny like a girl and told everybody that he was my daughter. 414 00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:53,941 Ay, but just for a few times. 415 00:20:54,024 --> 00:20:55,651 I didn't want to mess with his head. 416 00:20:55,734 --> 00:21:00,406 When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died. 417 00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:11,325 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.