1 00:00:03,966 --> 00:00:06,927 Ah- Fix that step. 2 00:00:11,723 --> 00:00:14,935 Morning! I'm still sleeping. 3 00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:17,312 Happy anniversary. Hmm. 4 00:00:17,437 --> 00:00:20,190 And they said we wouldn't last. Yeah. 5 00:00:20,315 --> 00:00:23,861 Who said that? Oh, look at you. You're cute. 6 00:00:23,986 --> 00:00:25,904 Go ahead. Open it. What have you done? 7 00:00:25,988 --> 00:00:29,116 Nothing. Something. Nothing. 8 00:00:29,241 --> 00:00:31,702 It's a View-Master. Look inside. 9 00:00:32,911 --> 00:00:34,788 Oh, it's us. 10 00:00:34,913 --> 00:00:37,124 Look at how young we are. 11 00:00:37,249 --> 00:00:39,751 Oh, God, that perm. 12 00:00:39,835 --> 00:00:41,753 Yeah, it really framed my face. 13 00:00:41,879 --> 00:00:45,215 Why is there a picture of a bracelet? 14 00:00:45,299 --> 00:00:47,634 Huh. Must be some kind of a mistake. 15 00:00:47,759 --> 00:00:49,636 What the heck is that? Phil, you didn't. 16 00:00:49,761 --> 00:00:51,847 What did he- did he? Oh, my God. 17 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:55,851 It's beautiful. Oh, sweetie, I love it. 18 00:00:55,976 --> 00:00:58,228 Okay, your turn. My turn? Where is it? 19 00:00:58,353 --> 00:01:00,272 It's on the bureau. Oh. 20 00:01:00,355 --> 00:01:02,357 I'm surprised I didn't see it. 21 00:01:03,525 --> 00:01:06,320 Where? It's there. The red envelope. 22 00:01:06,403 --> 00:01:10,657 - Oh. So- Card. - No. That's where you're wrong. 23 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:15,329 I am so excited. 24 00:01:15,412 --> 00:01:19,416 Hey. Coupons for... 25 00:01:19,499 --> 00:01:22,085 five free hugs. 26 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,546 - You don't like it? - Are you kidding me? I love it. 27 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:27,966 It's so creative. Coupons for hugs, which are usually free. 28 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:30,344 But this makes it official, which is so great. 29 00:01:30,427 --> 00:01:32,596 I was so proud of myself when I thought of it... 30 00:01:32,679 --> 00:01:34,681 because you're impossible to buy for. 31 00:01:34,765 --> 00:01:37,351 You never want anything. 32 00:01:37,434 --> 00:01:39,353 Um, things I want: 33 00:01:39,436 --> 00:01:42,189 robot dog, night-vision goggles, bug vacuum, 34 00:01:42,272 --> 00:01:45,067 G.P.S. watch, speakers that look like rocks. 35 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:47,152 I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. 36 00:01:47,236 --> 00:01:50,239 I'm sorry for the pay-channel language, but- Oh, yogurt maker. 37 00:01:50,322 --> 00:01:51,990 I can't not think of things I want. 38 00:01:53,075 --> 00:01:54,993 ? Hey, hey? 39 00:01:55,077 --> 00:01:59,081 ? Hey, hey Hey, hey? 40 00:01:59,164 --> 00:02:02,334 ? Hey, hey Hey? 41 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:10,175 I can't tell if she needs a diaper change. 42 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,928 I'd think we'd be able to tell. No, with these diapers, it's hard to tell. 43 00:02:13,053 --> 00:02:16,056 Triple leakage protection. LeakLock. Contours to protect her little body. 44 00:02:16,139 --> 00:02:18,225 No gapping or chapping. 45 00:02:18,308 --> 00:02:20,185 Cam, do you think that maybe we need a- 46 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:21,895 Night out. Yeah. 47 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:24,356 Yeah. Yes. Just a few hours with a couple of adults, 48 00:02:24,439 --> 00:02:26,817 few drinks, no baby talk. 49 00:02:26,942 --> 00:02:29,903 It'll make us better parents. Stop drilling. You've struck oil. 50 00:02:29,987 --> 00:02:32,072 We'll get Gloria to babysit. We're going out. 51 00:02:32,197 --> 00:02:35,242 You got some spittle. Do I? You know who'd be fun to call? 52 00:02:35,367 --> 00:02:37,244 Sal. Sal. 53 00:02:37,369 --> 00:02:39,579 Ooh, raise the roof, Lily. Yeah. 54 00:02:39,663 --> 00:02:41,498 We're calling Sal. 55 00:02:41,581 --> 00:02:44,001 Sal is our very best friend in the whole wide world. 56 00:02:44,084 --> 00:02:45,752 The reason we love her so much... 57 00:02:45,877 --> 00:02:48,588 is she has absolutely no inhibitions. No. 58 00:02:48,672 --> 00:02:51,216 And that's before she starts drinking. Hanging out with her... 59 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,885 is like an Amsterdam Saturday night every day of the week. 60 00:02:53,969 --> 00:02:55,929 And, ironically, 61 00:02:56,054 --> 00:02:59,933 Sal's not allowed back into Amsterdam. Any day of the week. 62 00:03:00,017 --> 00:03:02,728 Of course we would love to have the baby. 63 00:03:02,811 --> 00:03:05,147 All the other cousins are sleeping over tonight. 64 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:08,859 The more, the merrier. Okay, see you tonight. Bye-bye. 65 00:03:08,984 --> 00:03:10,861 Is Haley still coming? 66 00:03:10,944 --> 00:03:14,781 You're related. I will spray you with the hose. 67 00:03:16,491 --> 00:03:19,953 All the grandkids are coming over for Jay's Night. Family tradition. 68 00:03:20,037 --> 00:03:22,664 Everybody wears p.j.'s, which they love. 69 00:03:22,748 --> 00:03:25,459 I make my famous sloppy jays, which are really sloppy joes... 70 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:28,337 but made by Jay, which they love. 71 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,380 And then we all watch a Western together, 72 00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:33,550 which they don't really care for, but hey, it's Jay's Night. 73 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:36,428 So, Mom, there's a party tonight at Andrew Adler's, 74 00:03:36,511 --> 00:03:38,180 and everybody's gonna be there. 75 00:03:38,263 --> 00:03:40,724 Ooh, that sounds like so much fun, but I have other plans. 76 00:03:40,807 --> 00:03:44,186 Oh, that's hi-larious. But I'm talking about me. 77 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:47,439 That's unusual. Honey, you said you'd go to your grandfather's tonight. 78 00:03:47,522 --> 00:03:49,858 See, that's what's so perfect about this. 79 00:03:49,941 --> 00:03:51,860 Andrew only lives, like, a couple blocks away from Grandpa's. 80 00:03:51,943 --> 00:03:54,571 - So I figured that I could go- - Sweetie, you made a commitment. 81 00:03:54,654 --> 00:03:58,408 But I really want to go. Plus, every time I go over to Grandpa's, 82 00:03:58,492 --> 00:04:00,452 Manny just stares at me the whole time. 83 00:04:00,535 --> 00:04:03,205 - Maybe if you wore a bra- - Alex. 84 00:04:03,288 --> 00:04:05,499 What? I can't wait to go to Grandpa's. 85 00:04:05,624 --> 00:04:10,045 Family means everything to me. 'Cause you have no friends. 86 00:04:10,128 --> 00:04:12,381 No. Because I love Grandpa. 87 00:04:12,464 --> 00:04:14,466 And he's getting older. 88 00:04:14,549 --> 00:04:16,843 Who knows how many years he has left? 89 00:04:16,968 --> 00:04:19,763 Is Grandpa dying? Didn't they tell you? 90 00:04:19,846 --> 00:04:21,807 Alex, stop torturing your brother. 91 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,434 No. Your grandfather is fine. 92 00:04:24,559 --> 00:04:26,770 For now. 93 00:04:26,853 --> 00:04:30,023 Hmm. Who could that be? 94 00:04:30,107 --> 00:04:32,526 You expecting someone special? 95 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:39,074 - Thank you. 96 00:04:40,117 --> 00:04:42,869 Flowers too? I'm sorry. 97 00:04:42,953 --> 00:04:45,497 Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous. 98 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:48,959 That's too much. With the View-Master and the bracelet... 99 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:50,961 and the flowers and the balloons- 100 00:04:51,086 --> 00:04:53,130 Balloons? They're attached to your car. 101 00:04:53,255 --> 00:04:55,507 I just don't want you to feel bad... 102 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,759 about your little... coupons. 103 00:04:57,843 --> 00:05:01,179 Wait a minute. You- You thought the coupons were your only present? 104 00:05:01,304 --> 00:05:03,348 Are you kidding me? They aren't? 105 00:05:03,432 --> 00:05:07,310 No! Oh, Phil, come on. It's our anniversary. 106 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:10,689 Those coupons were just, like, a fun little way to kick off the day. 107 00:05:10,772 --> 00:05:14,359 Your real present is coming tonight, and you're gonna love it. 108 00:05:14,443 --> 00:05:15,986 Love it. 109 00:05:16,069 --> 00:05:18,363 Cool. 110 00:05:18,447 --> 00:05:20,365 I got nothing. 111 00:05:20,449 --> 00:05:22,451 I'm so screwed. 112 00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:26,830 Oh, this place brings back so many memories. 113 00:05:26,913 --> 00:05:28,957 - Oh, my God! - Sal! 114 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:33,044 Get up! Get up! Get in here! Big bear! 115 00:05:33,128 --> 00:05:35,255 Oh, my baby cub! 116 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,049 Oh, my God. Look at you. 117 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:41,094 - Oh! You guys notice anything different? - Your hair's longer, right? 118 00:05:41,219 --> 00:05:43,138 No. Did you get your teeth bleached? 119 00:05:43,221 --> 00:05:45,724 No. Let me give you a little hint. Ba-boobs! 120 00:05:45,849 --> 00:05:48,643 Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Those are sensational. 121 00:05:48,727 --> 00:05:50,979 I know, right? You wanna touch 'em? 122 00:05:51,062 --> 00:05:53,648 I'm gay, not dead. Are you okay with this? 123 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:55,734 Yeah. You're drinking a passion-fruit daiquiri. I'll be fine. 124 00:05:55,859 --> 00:05:57,360 Okay, get in there. I'm coming in. 125 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:05,034 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 126 00:06:06,953 --> 00:06:10,040 So, Lily likes that, that... singing? 127 00:06:10,123 --> 00:06:13,335 - Yes. It relaxes her. - Oh, okay. 128 00:06:18,673 --> 00:06:20,592 So Lily's deaf. 129 00:06:22,928 --> 00:06:24,596 - There are my little stinkers. 130 00:06:24,679 --> 00:06:26,348 Howdy. Hi, Grandpa. 131 00:06:26,431 --> 00:06:27,849 Come on in. Hey. 132 00:06:27,974 --> 00:06:29,643 Hola. Hola, hola. 133 00:06:29,726 --> 00:06:31,520 Well, hello there, Haley. 134 00:06:31,603 --> 00:06:34,147 Take it down a notch, Jethro. 135 00:06:34,231 --> 00:06:36,107 So, you guys ready for some fun? 136 00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:38,068 What? 137 00:06:39,444 --> 00:06:41,947 I love you, Grandpa, and I'm never gonna forget you. 138 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:43,573 Okay, okay. Back at ya, champ. 139 00:06:43,657 --> 00:06:46,993 Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a pajama party. Where's your p.j.'s? 140 00:06:47,077 --> 00:06:49,287 Yeah, they're in my bag. I need to talk to you about something. 141 00:06:49,371 --> 00:06:53,667 - She wants to go to a party with Dylan, Grandpa. - Shut up, Alex. 142 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:56,378 It's at my friend Andrew Adler's. He lives three blocks from here. 143 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,005 Oh. Walking distance. Right. 144 00:06:59,089 --> 00:07:02,551 So I wouldn't ask you this, because I love coming to your house, 145 00:07:02,634 --> 00:07:04,553 but it's kind of an important party, and I- 146 00:07:04,636 --> 00:07:07,055 Somebody invites you over, the last thing you wanna do is insult them. 147 00:07:07,138 --> 00:07:09,808 - Exactly. - I'm glad we agree. 148 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:12,269 Oh, my God. 149 00:07:12,352 --> 00:07:14,229 That was so easy. This is awesome. 150 00:07:14,312 --> 00:07:17,065 You really don't understand what just happened there, do you? 151 00:07:17,148 --> 00:07:19,985 P.j. 's on, Haley! What? 152 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:22,821 Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room. 153 00:07:27,409 --> 00:07:29,578 Hmm. 154 00:07:29,661 --> 00:07:33,290 Who could that be? Are you expecting someone special? 155 00:07:33,373 --> 00:07:35,917 What did you do? 156 00:07:36,001 --> 00:07:39,504 Nothing. I just know that there's someone at the door. 157 00:07:45,677 --> 00:07:50,599 - Rock on, Phil Dunphy. - Bam! Read it and weep, Phil. 158 00:07:50,682 --> 00:07:52,642 Oh. It's the Iz. 159 00:07:54,019 --> 00:07:57,564 - Who? - Izzy LaFontaine from Spandau Ballet. 160 00:07:57,689 --> 00:08:01,318 Dizzy Dontaine from Spa- Hey. He's got it now. 161 00:08:01,401 --> 00:08:03,945 He's got it. He's just seriously freaking out. Yes! 162 00:08:04,029 --> 00:08:06,615 Phil loves Spandau Ballet. 163 00:08:06,698 --> 00:08:09,826 That song "True" was playing in the car the first time we kissed. 164 00:08:09,909 --> 00:08:12,454 It's our song. So I did some research, 165 00:08:12,537 --> 00:08:16,124 found out that the lead guitarist lives, like, 40 miles from here. 166 00:08:16,207 --> 00:08:18,710 He was in the phone book. How '80s is that? 167 00:08:19,711 --> 00:08:21,379 I never liked Spandau Ballet. 168 00:08:21,463 --> 00:08:23,715 Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet. 169 00:08:23,798 --> 00:08:25,759 Am I even pronouncing that right? 170 00:08:25,842 --> 00:08:30,472 Here to play a private concert for us is the guitarist- 171 00:08:30,555 --> 00:08:32,641 Bass player, actually. and lead singer- 172 00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:34,934 Well, backup, backup. of Spandau Ballet. 173 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:38,480 Between Richard Miller and Martin Kemp. Oh, those guys. 174 00:08:44,027 --> 00:08:47,280 I miss you two guys so much. Oh. 175 00:08:47,405 --> 00:08:49,532 So, so much. To us. Yeah. 176 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:53,203 To us. To us, the Three Musketeers. Whoo! 177 00:08:54,204 --> 00:08:56,790 - Cabo! - What? 178 00:08:56,873 --> 00:08:59,167 Seriously, you bastards. We've been talking about it forever. 179 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,753 We're doing it. We're going to Cabo. Let's do it. Let's do it. 180 00:09:01,878 --> 00:09:05,006 All right. Let's go. Yeah. Yes. Yes. That would be fun. 181 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,758 Fun? Are you joking? 182 00:09:06,841 --> 00:09:09,177 Margaritas, you guys, these guys. 183 00:09:09,302 --> 00:09:11,930 It's gonna be epic. Yeah, but we need to find someone for Lily. 184 00:09:12,013 --> 00:09:14,182 Okay, okay. Um, 185 00:09:14,265 --> 00:09:17,560 how much are you gonna pay me to go make out with the waitress? 186 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,397 All right. Now, wait. Which one? The old one or the young one? 187 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,274 - Ooh. - Ten for the young one, 20 for the old. 188 00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:25,443 I am about to make 30 bucks. 189 00:09:25,568 --> 00:09:27,862 I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick. Right now? 190 00:09:27,987 --> 00:09:30,031 Yeah. It'll just take a second. Well, I'm just- 191 00:09:30,115 --> 00:09:32,617 You're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy. 192 00:09:32,742 --> 00:09:34,202 It'll just take a second. Real fast. 193 00:09:34,285 --> 00:09:37,539 You should kill that baby. 194 00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:40,917 - What? - You should call the baby. 195 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,212 I love you guys so much. 196 00:09:44,337 --> 00:09:47,298 Did she just- I'm scared. 197 00:09:47,424 --> 00:09:50,760 I got nothing. I think I have a very good pair. 198 00:09:50,885 --> 00:09:52,929 You sure do, honey. And I got squat. 199 00:09:53,012 --> 00:09:55,724 I don't think I have anything either. 200 00:09:55,807 --> 00:09:57,684 Are you kidding me? That's a straight. 201 00:09:57,809 --> 00:09:59,686 Really? She wins. 202 00:09:59,769 --> 00:10:01,396 You won. 203 00:10:01,479 --> 00:10:03,148 I win. You got it, Haley. 204 00:10:03,231 --> 00:10:05,275 You know what? I think I deserve a soda. 205 00:10:05,358 --> 00:10:07,235 - Good job, Haley. - Did you see that? 206 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:11,406 - "I don't know how to play." - She didn't even know. 207 00:10:11,489 --> 00:10:13,158 You know, she deserves it. 208 00:10:14,868 --> 00:10:16,745 Hi, honey. Oh! 209 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:18,580 Gee, you scared me. How did you- 210 00:10:18,663 --> 00:10:22,250 Light bulb went out. You don't change these right away, you never get around to it. 211 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:26,087 There. Now I can see everything that goes on around here. 212 00:10:27,338 --> 00:10:29,299 I've had a little practice at this. 213 00:10:29,382 --> 00:10:32,051 Haley wasn't throwing anything at me I hadn't seen before... 214 00:10:32,135 --> 00:10:34,429 from her mother and then some. 215 00:10:34,512 --> 00:10:36,723 But nobody gets off The Rock. 216 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:40,268 Right. Here's a track. Wasn't so popular in America. 217 00:10:40,351 --> 00:10:42,604 Got to number six on the Netherlands charts though. 218 00:10:42,687 --> 00:10:45,440 That whole summer I couldn't walk to the corner in Amsterdam... 219 00:10:45,523 --> 00:10:48,276 without mobs of birds coming up and asking me for the double bubble. 220 00:10:48,359 --> 00:10:50,361 Okay, just play it, I think. Yeah. 221 00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:53,364 He's- He's awesome, honey. 222 00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:55,200 You're welcome. ? Tonight? 223 00:10:55,283 --> 00:10:57,285 ? So right? 224 00:10:57,368 --> 00:10:59,746 ? So right? 225 00:10:59,829 --> 00:11:03,249 ? Lover? Hey, Phil, I think your lover wants a kiss from you. 226 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,502 Oh. Okay. 227 00:11:05,585 --> 00:11:08,213 Oh, come on, man. She's not your sister. Give her a proper snog. 228 00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:12,008 Oh! Oh. 229 00:11:12,091 --> 00:11:13,843 - Oh. - You all right? 230 00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:19,182 That's a bad joke. Not funny. My sister lost her feet to complications from diabetes. 231 00:11:19,265 --> 00:11:21,768 Okay. Can I get you some water there, guy, or- 232 00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:23,853 - Yeah. - No. You got tea? 233 00:11:23,937 --> 00:11:26,147 Yes, of course. I'll get that. Chamomile. 234 00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:29,609 You don't miss a minute. Okay. 235 00:11:29,692 --> 00:11:33,530 Oh, God. Why did- You know, look at what I'm doing. 236 00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:35,782 I'm- I'm making it all about me. What a downer. No. 237 00:11:35,907 --> 00:11:37,826 It's your evening. Let's make it great, man. No. 238 00:11:37,909 --> 00:11:41,037 - Name your playlist. I'll do it all. - Oh, um, just the classics. 239 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,331 - Let's play the hits. - We'll get to the hits, obviously. 240 00:11:43,414 --> 00:11:46,084 Go to the back catalog, man. Favorite B-side. 241 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:49,921 That's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Uh, just- I'm so bad with titles. 242 00:11:50,004 --> 00:11:53,174 - Hum it. 243 00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:56,344 - ? Tonight? - I just did that one, didn't I? Yeah. 244 00:11:56,427 --> 00:11:58,930 That's why it's in the noodle. So I guess- 245 00:12:03,309 --> 00:12:07,355 - No. What album is that on? - Second. I wanna say second. 246 00:12:07,438 --> 00:12:11,734 - What's on the cover? - There's a warlock, I think, or a seascape. 247 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,444 Warlock. Oh. Millennium Sunrise. 248 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:15,655 Millennium Sunrise. Right. There is no Millennium Sunrise record. 249 00:12:15,738 --> 00:12:18,324 What- What? You're not a Fandau. 250 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:21,119 You didn't even know who I was at the door. I saw it in your eyes. 251 00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:23,621 Please don't say anything to Claire. She made a mistake. Am I being punk'd? 252 00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:25,915 This means so much to her, and I don't wanna hurt her feelings. 253 00:12:25,999 --> 00:12:29,252 Her feelings? Well, what about my feelings? This is my career, man. 254 00:12:29,335 --> 00:12:32,046 You know, my music was the soundtrack to people's lives. 255 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:34,883 Now I'm nothing. How do you think that feels? This is really humiliating. 256 00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,634 No, no, no. Don't go. Don't go. 257 00:12:36,718 --> 00:12:38,970 Hey. What are you guys doing? 258 00:12:40,597 --> 00:12:43,016 He let me touch it! 259 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,268 Yeah, I think she said "kill," Cam. I do. 260 00:12:45,351 --> 00:12:48,021 Maybe it was just a joke. She's always had a dark sense of humor. 261 00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:50,023 That's true. Remember her Halloween costume? 262 00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:52,525 When she came as Siegfried and part of Roy. 263 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:55,820 It was too soon. Yeah. Yeah. This was just a joke. 264 00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:59,407 Yes. Yeah. Here she comes. I'm gonna bring up Lily. We'll see what she says. 265 00:12:59,532 --> 00:13:01,659 Show her some pictures. Pay up, bitches. 266 00:13:01,743 --> 00:13:04,162 Whoa. More drinks. 267 00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:06,414 - Free drinks. - Wow. 268 00:13:06,539 --> 00:13:08,875 Sal, you've got to look at these pictures. What are they? 269 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,586 It's Lily at the zoo. Oh, cute. 270 00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:15,298 Look at that one. Cute! Cute. Cutie, cutie, cute, et cetera. 271 00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:18,509 So you guys are gonna have to bring Lily to Cabo, 272 00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:20,470 now that you're the guys that always bring Lily? 273 00:13:20,595 --> 00:13:23,056 Well, you know- Yeah, probably. 274 00:13:23,139 --> 00:13:25,516 - I will throw her in the ocean. - What? 275 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,810 I said I gotta go pee. 276 00:13:27,936 --> 00:13:29,896 Okay, that wasn't even close. Nope. 277 00:13:32,982 --> 00:13:37,487 I mean, what do we do? Do we say something? How do we even bring it up? 278 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:40,323 She threatened our child, and that's your concern- a segue? 279 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:42,659 You know what this is? What? 280 00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:45,870 This is first-child syndrome. What? 281 00:13:45,954 --> 00:13:49,457 It's where the first child is happy, and then the second child comes along, 282 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:52,961 and the first child gets jealous of the second child and starts acting out. 283 00:13:53,044 --> 00:13:56,089 Yes. That's brilliant, except Sal's not our child, so- 284 00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:58,591 Well, think about it. We've practically done everything for her. 285 00:13:58,675 --> 00:14:00,593 We've held her when she's cried. 286 00:14:00,677 --> 00:14:02,929 We've carried her when she couldn't walk. 287 00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:05,473 We've done everything but potty-train her. Um- Hey, guys. 288 00:14:05,598 --> 00:14:07,517 Hey. Hey. 289 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,311 - I was thinking- Oh. - Oh. Sorry. 290 00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:14,399 When we go to Cabo, we have to find a hotel with a swim-up bar, 291 00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:17,527 'cause this going back and forth to the bathroom is a fool's game. 292 00:14:17,652 --> 00:14:20,154 Okay, let's get more drinks. Sal, we got to talk. 293 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:23,241 - It's about Lily. - Oh, shocker. 294 00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:25,368 Okay. Do you think it's at all possible... 295 00:14:25,493 --> 00:14:27,745 that maybe- maybe you're jealous of her? Pfft! 296 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:30,665 What? What? It's just- 297 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:33,668 I don't know. I don't- Where- Why would you say that? 298 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:35,712 Well, because you won't look at any pictures of her... 299 00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:38,339 and you talked about killing her and throwing her in the ocean. 300 00:14:38,423 --> 00:14:41,384 Okay, that was a joke, you guys. Come on. 301 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,344 Fine. Show me the pictures of Yoko. 302 00:14:43,469 --> 00:14:45,179 See, it's- Sal. 303 00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:48,349 It's a joke. You guys! Come on. 'Cause she's Asian, and she broke up our group. 304 00:14:48,474 --> 00:14:52,687 I- I just- Look, let's at least acknowledge that things have changed between us. 305 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:56,149 And you know what? Because Lily's here doesn't mean we love you any less. 306 00:14:56,274 --> 00:14:58,359 No. Absolutely not. What's wrong? 307 00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:02,321 We used to be really close, and you used to call me a lot. And now you never call me. 308 00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,532 Well, but we- No. 309 00:15:04,615 --> 00:15:06,784 And last week I had a really bad dream, 310 00:15:06,868 --> 00:15:09,662 and I was thinking, "Okay, I'm gonna call them." 311 00:15:09,746 --> 00:15:12,457 And then I thought, "Oh, no, you can't call them... 312 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:16,294 because you might wake up their baby." 313 00:15:16,419 --> 00:15:19,172 You can always call. Oh, honey, always call us. 314 00:15:19,255 --> 00:15:22,592 No. I'm sorry we haven't been there. We're here now, okay? 315 00:15:25,136 --> 00:15:27,638 Okay? 316 00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:29,682 Feel better? I think you just put a little- 317 00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:31,851 Spittle? 318 00:15:31,976 --> 00:15:34,479 Okay. Okay. 319 00:15:36,147 --> 00:15:39,358 Did she just fall asleep? I wish Lily would fall asleep like that. 320 00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:41,319 Give her eight shots of tequila. 321 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,161 I don't understand why she's not falling asleep. 322 00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:52,497 I have a theory. I got the movie. 323 00:15:53,581 --> 00:15:56,793 Manny, why don't you go fire up some popcorn? 324 00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:01,047 You looking for these? 325 00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:03,674 You took my shoes? No, I took your freedom. 326 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,761 Sorry, kid. It ain't your night. Why are you being like this? 327 00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:09,722 I just wanted to go to that party for, like, two hours. 328 00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:12,975 I would've been back by now. Would that have killed you? 329 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,144 She's just like her mother. 330 00:16:15,228 --> 00:16:17,230 Why are you treating Haley like this? 331 00:16:17,313 --> 00:16:19,398 Me? She's the one acting like a pill. 332 00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:21,442 You're taking this too personally. 333 00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:24,278 When I was Haley's age, I loved my grandfather, 334 00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,823 but I still wanted to go to parties and be with boys. 335 00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:30,159 I know. I know. So did Claire... and Mitchell. 336 00:16:30,243 --> 00:16:33,871 But you know what? You try to put something over on me, you're gonna lose. 337 00:16:33,955 --> 00:16:36,582 So, what? Now you're gonna make this into a big game? 338 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,794 I'm trying to keep 'em around a little bit longer, that's all. 339 00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:43,840 I mean, who knows how many nights like this I got left? 340 00:16:45,716 --> 00:16:49,303 I miss you already. What's wrong with this kid tonight? 341 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:53,141 Go in the kitchen and help out the guys, and I'll be right in. 342 00:16:53,224 --> 00:16:57,061 It's great that you wanna spend time with your granddaughter, 343 00:16:57,145 --> 00:16:59,063 but is this really the way? 344 00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:03,693 Fine. You're a good abuelo. 345 00:17:03,818 --> 00:17:07,446 She's upstairs. I know. 346 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:11,409 Dylan! 347 00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:15,246 Yeah? Get up. 348 00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:18,207 You're here to take Haley to the party, right? 349 00:17:18,332 --> 00:17:21,127 Yeah. She's in the house. 350 00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:25,298 How did you know I was here? 351 00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:27,592 This is how I first met Phil. 352 00:17:30,928 --> 00:17:33,306 Thanks again, Grandpa. We'll be back by 11:00. 353 00:17:33,389 --> 00:17:35,850 - I will track you down. - I believe that. 354 00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,686 - What's that smell? - Sloppy jays. Help yourself. 355 00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:43,482 There's plenty left. Oh. Sloppy jays because your name's Jay. 356 00:17:43,566 --> 00:17:45,484 Right on. 357 00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:47,820 Can't believe she's into this guy. 358 00:17:47,904 --> 00:17:49,614 If you want, I'll fix you a plate. 359 00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:52,575 Yeah, definitely. That'd be great. But what about the party? 360 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,619 We can go in just a minute. Just let- 361 00:17:54,702 --> 00:17:58,664 Oh, no way. The Gunfighter. I love this movie. 362 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:00,791 Dylan, the party. 363 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,711 Oh. But... cowboys. 364 00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:06,339 Don't fight it, Haley. They never grow up. 365 00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:08,591 Thanks. I'm going to the kitchen for an espresso. 366 00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:11,385 Anybody need anything? No, thanks. 367 00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:13,179 Okay. 368 00:18:13,262 --> 00:18:15,389 Two, three, four. 369 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:19,518 ? Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah? 370 00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:21,896 The year was 1991. 371 00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:24,398 America was immersed in Desert Storm. 372 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:27,401 ? Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah? 373 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:31,364 Meanwhile, stateside, another storm was brewing... 374 00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:33,616 in my heart. 375 00:18:33,699 --> 00:18:35,618 This is stupid, isn't it? This is- No. 376 00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:39,705 - Is it stupid, Phil? - No. Just keep- keep going, Claire. 377 00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,832 - It's wonderful. - Okay. 378 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:46,003 ? Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah? After a romantic dinner at Fratelli's, 379 00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:49,048 a certain nervous young couple shared their first kiss... 380 00:18:49,131 --> 00:18:52,843 as the radio played this song. 381 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,476 ? So true? 382 00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:02,812 ? Funny how it seems? 383 00:19:02,895 --> 00:19:05,106 ? Always in time? 384 00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:08,192 ? But never in line for dreams? 385 00:19:08,276 --> 00:19:10,695 ? Head over heels? 386 00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:13,447 ? When toe to toe? 387 00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:17,076 ? This is the sound of-? You know what? 388 00:19:17,159 --> 00:19:19,662 No. No. Sorry. Sorry. Not gonna do it. 389 00:19:19,787 --> 00:19:21,455 Yes. Yes. What's wrong? 390 00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:23,749 - What's going on? - Do you even know the name of this song? 391 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,085 P- "True." 392 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:27,962 "True." "True." 393 00:19:28,045 --> 00:19:29,880 Right. This is false. See? 394 00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:31,882 I'm not gonna play "True" for someone who's false. 395 00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:33,926 See, he doesn't- He doesn't even know the band. 396 00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:36,429 He's not a fan, a Fandau. Yes, he does know the band. 397 00:19:36,512 --> 00:19:39,515 'Cause this is our song. You love this song. Tell him this is our song. 398 00:19:39,598 --> 00:19:42,601 - Right. Tell him, Phil. - It's not our song, Claire. 399 00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:45,271 Our song is "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. 400 00:19:45,396 --> 00:19:47,440 Oh! Are you sure? 401 00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:50,276 Pretty sure. I sang it at our wedding. 402 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:52,278 Oh, I'm an idiot. 403 00:19:52,361 --> 00:19:55,114 Well, actually, he's the idiot. He fell in love to a break-up song. 404 00:19:55,239 --> 00:19:59,035 Ignore him. This is beautiful. I love it. I hate this. I hate this. 405 00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:01,871 You're so sweet and nice, and I can't even give you... 406 00:20:01,954 --> 00:20:03,914 a decent anniversary present. 407 00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:07,209 I love you so much, and I feel you just are never gonna know it. 408 00:20:07,335 --> 00:20:10,796 I know it. I know it. Yes. You do know it? 409 00:20:10,921 --> 00:20:14,258 You do? And this is an awesome gift. 410 00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:16,302 You know why? Why? 411 00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:18,846 You just gave us a new song. Okay. 412 00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:21,307 Sort of brought you back together, eh? 413 00:20:21,432 --> 00:20:23,017 Seems. Sort of. Yeah. 414 00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:26,562 Rekindled fires of a dying passion? Sure. 415 00:20:26,645 --> 00:20:29,899 Shot a ray of hope into this gloomy suburban lie? 416 00:20:30,024 --> 00:20:31,901 All right, buddy. Just play it, Izzy. 417 00:20:32,026 --> 00:20:34,403 ? Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah? For you, Claire. 418 00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:37,448 ? I know this? 419 00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:41,035 ? Much is true? 420 00:20:41,118 --> 00:20:44,914 ? Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah? 421 00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:47,708 ? I know this? 422 00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:51,295 ? Much is true? 423 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,634 Okay, partner. 424 00:20:56,759 --> 00:20:59,929 I knew Mr. Frazzlebottom wasn't gonna pass up a free one. 425 00:21:00,054 --> 00:21:03,349 She is so sweet. Isn't she? 426 00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:05,851 Like a little angel. Hmm. 427 00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:07,853 Let me hold her. 428 00:21:11,399 --> 00:21:14,068 Oh, thank God. 429 00:21:16,028 --> 00:21:19,615 Why don't you button up your britches and go home? 430 00:21:20,265 --> 00:21:30,265 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today