1 00:00:04,653 --> 00:00:07,656 Do we know anything? No. They're in there now with the doctor. 2 00:00:07,739 --> 00:00:10,242 We're lucky though. The paramedics said it could have been a lot worse. 3 00:00:10,325 --> 00:00:12,244 My God, how did this even happen? 4 00:00:14,872 --> 00:00:17,499 There he is. Big day's coming up. 5 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:20,210 - What do you want for your birthday, big dog? - It's okay. I'm good. 6 00:00:20,294 --> 00:00:25,090 Come on. Sky's the limit. Dream big, my boy. 7 00:00:25,174 --> 00:00:27,759 - Well, I guess I could use a belt. - A belt? 8 00:00:27,843 --> 00:00:30,137 Yeah, you're right. I don't need it. 9 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:32,598 Extension cord works pretty good. 10 00:00:35,142 --> 00:00:37,144 Every year, Luke's birthday falls right around Thanksgiving, 11 00:00:37,227 --> 00:00:39,730 and so it gets lost in the holiday shuffle. 12 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:42,691 One year we forgot completely, and we had to improvise a cake of stuffing. 13 00:00:42,774 --> 00:00:45,194 Which, by the way, he was fine with. He's one of those kids, 14 00:00:45,277 --> 00:00:48,155 you get him a gift and all he wants to do is play with the box. 15 00:00:48,238 --> 00:00:51,158 Yeah, one year we actually just got him a box, a really nice box. 16 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:53,952 And we made the mistake of putting it in a gift bag. 17 00:00:54,036 --> 00:00:56,288 So he played with the gift bag. 18 00:00:56,413 --> 00:00:58,332 We can't get it right. No. 19 00:00:58,415 --> 00:01:01,043 - I feel terrible. We gotta do something. - Oh, yeah. 20 00:01:01,126 --> 00:01:04,087 Um, well, you know, the family is gonna be together for Thanksgiving... 21 00:01:04,171 --> 00:01:06,089 for the first time in I don't even know how long. 22 00:01:06,173 --> 00:01:08,091 I am so with you. We should blow this out... 23 00:01:08,175 --> 00:01:10,135 and throw Luke the best birthday party of all time. 24 00:01:10,219 --> 00:01:12,137 Yes. Yes. And we'll order a whole bunch of pizzas... 25 00:01:12,221 --> 00:01:14,139 and set up an arts and crafts table. 26 00:01:14,223 --> 00:01:16,141 - A what? - A crafts table. 27 00:01:16,225 --> 00:01:19,478 You know, where everybody gathers around and they make stuff, and then bam! 28 00:01:19,561 --> 00:01:21,355 - They got their own party favor. 29 00:01:21,438 --> 00:01:23,899 Sorry. I fell asleep while you were describing the most boring party ever. 30 00:01:25,067 --> 00:01:26,068 Ow! 31 00:01:27,152 --> 00:01:29,071 ? Hey, hey? 32 00:01:29,154 --> 00:01:33,200 ? Hey, hey Hey, hey? 33 00:01:33,283 --> 00:01:36,328 ? Hey, hey Hey? 34 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:43,752 See you in a few hours. Yeah. Thanks again for the karaoke machine. 35 00:01:43,835 --> 00:01:46,129 - I'll get it back to you right after the party. - That'd be great. 36 00:01:46,255 --> 00:01:49,549 Please don't. I beg you. Don't bring it back. Okay. 37 00:01:49,633 --> 00:01:51,969 Hey, Phil. Are, uh, you getting a clown for today? 38 00:01:52,052 --> 00:01:56,682 Oh, no. Luke's not much of a clown fan. 39 00:01:56,765 --> 00:01:58,392 - Really? - Yeah. He never liked 'em. 40 00:01:58,475 --> 00:02:02,354 - Has he ever seen a good one? - Has- Has anyone? 41 00:02:02,437 --> 00:02:04,314 Really. So anyway, thanks again. 42 00:02:04,398 --> 00:02:06,733 Okay. Yep. See you later. 43 00:02:07,776 --> 00:02:10,696 - No clown? No- No clown? - Let it go. 44 00:02:10,779 --> 00:02:12,906 Who throws a party without a clown? 45 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:15,117 Since the late '30s, I'd say most people. 46 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,703 You know what? We haven't gotten Luke a present yet. 47 00:02:17,786 --> 00:02:20,163 - Maybe a clown could be our present. - Cameron. Cameron. 48 00:02:20,247 --> 00:02:22,874 If Phil and Claire wanted to get Luke a clown, they would've. 49 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,168 This is not our party. But- 50 00:02:25,294 --> 00:02:28,171 This is not our party. But I just- 51 00:02:28,255 --> 00:02:31,591 Fine. What would you suggest we get him then, hmm? 52 00:02:31,675 --> 00:02:33,760 Get him a gift card. 53 00:02:33,885 --> 00:02:36,305 A gift card? Yeah. 54 00:02:36,388 --> 00:02:38,682 Who hurt you? 55 00:02:41,268 --> 00:02:44,646 Hey, Gloria, you got any idea how to wrap one of these things? 56 00:02:44,771 --> 00:02:48,608 Is that a crossbow? Yeah. Am I the greatest grandpa in the world or what? 57 00:02:48,692 --> 00:02:50,610 We can't give Luke a crossbow. 58 00:02:50,694 --> 00:02:52,154 He pokes himself in the eye... 59 00:02:52,237 --> 00:02:53,739 every time he uses a straw. 60 00:02:53,822 --> 00:02:55,824 Are you kidding? I had one when I was his age. 61 00:02:55,907 --> 00:02:58,118 My dad used to give me a quarter for every crow I bagged. 62 00:02:58,201 --> 00:03:00,829 And I used to have a machete. But times have changed. 63 00:03:00,912 --> 00:03:03,623 It'll be fine. I'll teach him how to use it. 64 00:03:03,749 --> 00:03:05,667 Hey, pal, how's it going? Am I charming? 65 00:03:05,751 --> 00:03:08,045 - Oh, boy. - Of course you're charming. 66 00:03:08,128 --> 00:03:10,172 - Who said you were not charming? - No one. 67 00:03:10,255 --> 00:03:12,716 But there's a girl in my school, and I want her to like me. 68 00:03:12,799 --> 00:03:15,427 - I need your advice, Jay. - Really? 69 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:20,182 - She's gonna be at Luke's party. - Well, I'm a little thrown. 70 00:03:20,265 --> 00:03:22,893 I mean, you don't usually come to me for advice. 71 00:03:22,976 --> 00:03:25,437 Well, this is one area in which you've done pretty well. 72 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,898 He has a point. 73 00:03:27,981 --> 00:03:30,150 I've tried everything to get her attention- 74 00:03:30,233 --> 00:03:33,028 opening doors, having a milk sent over in the cafeteria. 75 00:03:33,153 --> 00:03:35,072 Nothing's worked. Here's the deal. 76 00:03:35,155 --> 00:03:37,366 Girls don't go for all that romantic stuff. 77 00:03:37,449 --> 00:03:39,368 They go for power and success. 78 00:03:39,451 --> 00:03:43,121 And since you don't have either one of those things, you're gonna be the funny guy. 79 00:03:44,498 --> 00:03:48,126 No, no, no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got. 80 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:50,379 I have an iguana that eats crickets. 81 00:03:50,462 --> 00:03:53,465 That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. 82 00:03:53,548 --> 00:03:56,760 Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you step it up a notch. 83 00:03:56,843 --> 00:03:58,929 Is there anything that scares the cocoa out of you? 84 00:03:59,012 --> 00:04:02,140 Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon. 85 00:04:02,265 --> 00:04:05,102 Ooh. Does it- No, it does not breathe fire. 86 00:04:05,185 --> 00:04:07,270 Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we? 87 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:12,484 I couldn't get Luke out of my mind. 88 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,861 I know I made a promise to Mitchell, 89 00:04:14,945 --> 00:04:18,323 but some things are bigger than promises. 90 00:04:19,324 --> 00:04:22,494 Fizbo would be at that party. 91 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:28,542 Hello, old friend. 92 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:35,507 It all happened so fast. 93 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,592 I keep thinking there was something I could've done. 94 00:04:37,676 --> 00:04:40,470 No, don't blame yourself. Who could've possibly seen it coming? 95 00:04:40,595 --> 00:04:43,723 Sweetie, that's a rock wall. Is that even safe? 96 00:04:43,807 --> 00:04:45,892 Oh, my God. Honey, relax. 97 00:04:45,976 --> 00:04:48,728 Hey, has anyone ever gotten hurt on one of these things? 98 00:04:48,854 --> 00:04:50,772 I don't know, man. It's my first day. See? 99 00:04:50,856 --> 00:04:52,649 They wouldn't let the new guy do it if it- 100 00:04:52,774 --> 00:04:54,609 That did not make me feel better. Don't worry. 101 00:04:54,693 --> 00:04:56,695 I signed, like, a hundred releases. 102 00:04:56,778 --> 00:05:00,157 When did we decide all this? I think it's too much. 103 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,451 See, I knew you'd say that. That's why I didn't tell you. 104 00:05:02,534 --> 00:05:04,453 So just relax. Grab a snow cone. 105 00:05:04,536 --> 00:05:06,746 - There's a snow cone machine? - Yeah. 106 00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:09,458 Mom, just so you know, Dylan cannot have mayonnaise. 107 00:05:09,541 --> 00:05:11,668 That's random. Why are you telling me that? 108 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:14,463 'Cause he's coming to the party. Is that absolutely necessary? 109 00:05:14,546 --> 00:05:17,716 Yes, because she can't go 10 minutes without her boyfriend's tongue in her mouth. 110 00:05:17,841 --> 00:05:21,136 It's like he's feeding a baby bird. Don't be so jealous. 111 00:05:21,219 --> 00:05:23,096 I'm sure you'll meet someone super hot at computer camp. 112 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:25,807 Girls. Hey. Hey. 113 00:05:25,891 --> 00:05:28,560 - So, what you got there? - Oh. These are supplies for the crafts table. 114 00:05:28,643 --> 00:05:30,562 I finally figured out what we're gonna be making. 115 00:05:30,645 --> 00:05:33,607 Kids bored? I'm teasing. I'm teasing. 116 00:05:33,732 --> 00:05:36,985 It looks good. What is it? Comb sheaths. 117 00:05:37,068 --> 00:05:38,987 I know. I know. 118 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:42,073 But we made them when I was 11 years old at Donna Rigby's birthday party. 119 00:05:42,157 --> 00:05:44,951 At first we thought it was really stupid, and then we had a blast, so- 120 00:05:45,035 --> 00:05:48,580 How could you not? You combined the two things that kids love the most- 121 00:05:48,663 --> 00:05:50,832 combs and sheaths. 122 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:53,335 I'm kidding! 123 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:55,337 Where's my comb? Oh! 124 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:59,007 Here it is in my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath... 125 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:01,635 that I made at Luke's awesome birthday party. 126 00:06:01,718 --> 00:06:03,678 Hole in one, Mrs. Dunphy. 127 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:05,931 Hole in one. 128 00:06:06,139 --> 00:06:07,974 I'm home. 129 00:06:08,058 --> 00:06:10,519 I got Luke a video game, but it's about math. 130 00:06:10,602 --> 00:06:13,772 So I guess we're those kind of uncles. 131 00:06:14,898 --> 00:06:16,900 Cam. 132 00:06:20,195 --> 00:06:22,572 Don't be mad. 133 00:06:22,656 --> 00:06:25,367 Oh. Cam. Uh- 134 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:27,285 I've known I wanted to be a clown... 135 00:06:27,369 --> 00:06:29,371 since I found out clowns were just people with makeup. 136 00:06:29,454 --> 00:06:32,165 Um, as a matter of fact, by the time I was a teenager, 137 00:06:32,249 --> 00:06:35,335 if I wasn't in school or fishin', I was clownin'. 138 00:06:35,418 --> 00:06:37,337 There are four types of clowns- 139 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:40,382 a tramp, an Auguste, a whiteface and a character. 140 00:06:40,465 --> 00:06:43,843 I am a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo. 141 00:06:43,969 --> 00:06:46,012 What? N-Nothing. 142 00:06:46,096 --> 00:06:48,014 Between the clownin' and the fishin', 143 00:06:48,098 --> 00:06:50,267 I'm surprised you had time for the schoolin'. 144 00:06:51,768 --> 00:06:53,979 Aw, and there's the fifth type- the sad clown. 145 00:06:54,062 --> 00:06:58,191 Sad clown is a tramp. So there's still only four types. 146 00:07:01,987 --> 00:07:03,905 Cam, I thought we discussed this. 147 00:07:03,989 --> 00:07:06,074 We did. But I- I started thinking. 148 00:07:06,157 --> 00:07:10,620 And this isn't about you or me. This is about a little boy who deserves some happiness. 149 00:07:10,704 --> 00:07:13,915 And he's gonna get that from his weird gay clown uncle? 150 00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:16,501 Fizbo is not gay. He's asexual. 151 00:07:16,626 --> 00:07:18,753 Oh. He's an innocent whose only drive... 152 00:07:18,837 --> 00:07:20,880 is to bring people joy and laughter and balloon animals. 153 00:07:21,006 --> 00:07:23,758 He's- He's the least sexual being on earth. Oh. 154 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:26,928 Oh, okay. Well, at least we agree on something. Yeah. 155 00:07:29,389 --> 00:07:30,890 Oh. 156 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:36,229 If this tape is found in the future, 157 00:07:36,313 --> 00:07:40,609 this is how we humans celebrated birthdays. Hey, Dad! 158 00:07:40,692 --> 00:07:43,069 Yeah, there's my boy. Zip-line extreme- 159 00:07:44,863 --> 00:07:47,365 I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good. 160 00:07:47,449 --> 00:07:50,118 Lesson learned. Don't stand- Don't stand there. 161 00:07:50,201 --> 00:07:53,997 Let's go ahead and rope this area off. Excellent. Thank you. 162 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,833 Hey, buddy, you having fun? 163 00:07:56,916 --> 00:07:58,627 Yeah. And I love my new belt. 164 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:00,378 Hey, Luke. Look. 165 00:08:00,462 --> 00:08:02,422 Do you wanna make a comb sheath? 166 00:08:02,505 --> 00:08:05,634 - A what? - It's a cool leather holder for your comb. 167 00:08:05,717 --> 00:08:10,597 And you can decorate it. I've got beads and glitter and all kinds of stuff. 168 00:08:10,722 --> 00:08:14,309 Do you want to? Nah. I'm gonna do the rock wall. 169 00:08:14,392 --> 00:08:17,437 Okay, honey. It's your day. 170 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,439 Honey, let me know if you get low on supplies. 171 00:08:19,522 --> 00:08:22,233 I'll make a quick run back to the 1950s for you. 172 00:08:22,359 --> 00:08:24,861 Oh! Again? 173 00:08:24,944 --> 00:08:29,074 Seriously, zip-line guys, use some ropes. 174 00:08:29,157 --> 00:08:31,284 Did you remember to switch the whites to the dryer? 175 00:08:31,409 --> 00:08:33,745 Oh, no. I forgot. They're gonna smell musty. 176 00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:36,039 I know. I'm sorry. I'll pump. 177 00:08:36,122 --> 00:08:38,583 No, no, no. I'll do it. You stay right here. 178 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:40,585 Relax. Oh. I get it. 179 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:42,837 You're worried about people seeing me. Without question. 180 00:08:42,921 --> 00:08:47,258 People are gonna stare. They're not used to seeing one clown in a car. 181 00:08:49,302 --> 00:08:51,304 That's her- Bianca Douglas. 182 00:08:51,388 --> 00:08:53,306 She's so cute. 183 00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:55,517 She has good handwriting. 184 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,019 She's a complete package. Wish me luck. 185 00:08:58,103 --> 00:09:02,774 You don't need luck. You just remember those jokes I told you, hmm? 186 00:09:05,276 --> 00:09:07,237 We have to stop meeting like this. 187 00:09:07,362 --> 00:09:09,614 What? We go to school together. 188 00:09:09,739 --> 00:09:11,825 Oh, yeah. Do you like jokes? 189 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,868 Sure. Great. 190 00:09:13,952 --> 00:09:17,539 So a grasshopper named Gary walks into a bar. Aw. No. 191 00:09:17,622 --> 00:09:20,083 You're not supposed to know his name. Let me try another one, okay? 192 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,252 Knock, knock. Who's there? 193 00:09:22,377 --> 00:09:24,379 Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? 194 00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:27,048 Moo. Oh, crap. 195 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:35,054 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 196 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:39,102 - Um, hey. - Hey yourself. 197 00:09:39,185 --> 00:09:42,147 - Move. - You kind of just bumped me with your car. 198 00:09:42,272 --> 00:09:45,150 I don't think so. No. No, you did, because, um- 199 00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:49,320 - Yeah, I got grease on my pants and then also I felt it. - Call an ambulance. 200 00:09:49,404 --> 00:09:51,239 Okay. I just thought you might wanna know... 201 00:09:51,322 --> 00:09:53,992 in case you wanted to be a decent human being and apologize, but- 202 00:09:54,075 --> 00:09:56,578 No? Okay. 203 00:09:56,661 --> 00:09:58,329 Ass. 204 00:09:59,706 --> 00:10:04,669 - What did you say? - Just forget about it, all right? 205 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:08,256 Listen, carrottop. I didn't touch you. Um, I- 206 00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:12,010 So do the smart thing. Shut your hole, get in your car and drive away. 207 00:10:12,093 --> 00:10:13,762 Is there a problem here? 208 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:16,598 - What the hell are you? - I'm the ass-kicking clown... 209 00:10:16,681 --> 00:10:18,683 that'll twist you like a balloon animal. 210 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:21,978 I will beat your head against this bumper until the air bags deploy. 211 00:10:22,061 --> 00:10:25,523 So apologize to my boyfriend right now! 212 00:10:25,648 --> 00:10:27,984 Apologize? Boyfriend? Apologize! 213 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:30,195 Okay. I'm sorry. 214 00:10:30,278 --> 00:10:32,238 I'm sorry. 215 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:37,368 Let's go. We're gonna be late. 216 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,006 Mind if I come in? 217 00:10:50,089 --> 00:10:51,758 Sure. 218 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:54,803 Come here. 219 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:59,140 Why you bounce so sad? I told all my jokes. 220 00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:01,434 It turns out I'm not the funny guy. 221 00:11:01,518 --> 00:11:05,313 The right girl will find you when it's time, 222 00:11:05,396 --> 00:11:07,982 even though I'm gonna hate losing you to another woman. 223 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:11,694 You'll never lose me, Mom. I'll always love you, no matter what. 224 00:11:11,778 --> 00:11:15,156 Ay, chiquitín. 225 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,992 You see? Right there. You need no tricks. 226 00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:21,162 Just be the sweet, wonderful little boy that you are. 227 00:11:21,246 --> 00:11:23,915 Sweet little boy. Got it. 228 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,417 She won't know what hit her. ¡ Vaya para allá! 229 00:11:28,294 --> 00:11:30,880 Hey, Manny, wanna make a sweet comb sheath? 230 00:11:30,964 --> 00:11:33,591 Could not be a worse time, Claire. 231 00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:38,555 Oh. It's so peaceful and quiet over here. 232 00:11:38,638 --> 00:11:41,891 Ha-ha. If you came over here to gloat, I already know it's a dud. 233 00:11:41,975 --> 00:11:44,477 Actually, I came to give you this. 234 00:11:44,561 --> 00:11:47,480 It's your favorite flavor- blue. 235 00:11:47,564 --> 00:11:49,440 Thanks, honey. 236 00:11:49,566 --> 00:11:51,860 And your hair looks really nice. Hmm. Thanks. 237 00:11:51,943 --> 00:11:54,529 I've been combing it all day. 238 00:11:54,612 --> 00:11:59,242 All right, let's all give Luke a big hand for being so brave. 239 00:11:59,325 --> 00:12:02,370 This feels so weird. What does it eat? 240 00:12:02,453 --> 00:12:04,789 Oh, just little boy brains. 241 00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:07,125 Well, at least Luke's got nothing to worry about. 242 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:10,253 Is there mayo in this? No. You're good. 243 00:12:10,336 --> 00:12:14,173 So I was thinking that maybe we could go slip away- 244 00:12:14,257 --> 00:12:18,845 - So, does anyone wanna pet the iguana? - Hells, yeah. Oh, man. 245 00:12:18,928 --> 00:12:21,472 - Over here! Me! Me! - I love lizards. 246 00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:24,350 What's his name? Her name is Lizzy. 247 00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:28,021 Wow. I totally get that. 248 00:12:28,104 --> 00:12:29,981 You don't deserve this. 249 00:12:30,106 --> 00:12:32,567 What? Hot reptile chick. 250 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:34,819 You know, probably has her own apartment, 251 00:12:34,903 --> 00:12:37,530 obviously okay touching gross stuff. 252 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,741 They're just talking. You're right. 253 00:12:39,824 --> 00:12:42,201 Dylan's far too sophisticated to get sucked in... 254 00:12:42,285 --> 00:12:44,162 by a single lady with tons of cool tattoos. 255 00:12:44,245 --> 00:12:46,915 Hey. I think it peed on me. 256 00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:49,584 - Oh, no. - No way, Mother Nature. 257 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,294 I can't believe he does that. 258 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,382 Hey, what am I missing, guys? 259 00:12:56,466 --> 00:12:58,384 Aw, geez, Gloria. 260 00:12:58,468 --> 00:13:01,512 Jay, look! I go high! Look! Look! 261 00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:05,892 Guys, hit the road. Come on. You're family men. Come on. Scat. 262 00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:07,602 Great job, buddy. 263 00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:10,897 Now comes the fun part. Rappel down. 264 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,941 It's really high. 265 00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:17,570 You have nothing to fear but fear itself... and the concrete. 266 00:13:17,654 --> 00:13:20,239 - But I'm right here, buddy. - Okay, just catch me. 267 00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:23,910 I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. 268 00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:26,079 Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters, like, seven times. 269 00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:28,122 I regularly drive through neighborhoods... 270 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,208 that have only recently been gentrified. 271 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,585 So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything. 272 00:13:32,669 --> 00:13:34,587 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody! 273 00:13:34,671 --> 00:13:37,548 Quit your clownin' around. That's my job. 274 00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:41,386 Except clowns. 275 00:13:41,469 --> 00:13:43,930 Never shared that with the fam, so... shh. 276 00:13:44,013 --> 00:13:45,974 Do have an image to maintain. 277 00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:48,059 I am not really sure where the fear comes from. 278 00:13:48,142 --> 00:13:50,144 My mother says it's because when I was a kid, 279 00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:53,898 I found a dead clown in the woods, but who knows? 280 00:13:54,023 --> 00:13:57,443 Hey. Oh. Well, you must be the birthday boy. Wow. 281 00:13:57,527 --> 00:14:01,406 - Is that you, Uncle Cam? - No. I'm Fizbo the clown. 282 00:14:01,489 --> 00:14:05,118 I don't know who this Uncle Cam is, but he sure sounds handsome, doesn't he? 283 00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:08,454 Hey, who likes balloon animals? I do! I do! 284 00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:12,083 It's just Cam. It's just Cam. You all right? 285 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:17,880 What? Yeah. Just have kind of a complicated relationship with clowns. 286 00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:20,299 Well, join the club. 287 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:28,016 Look, I came on strong with that whole funny guy bit. 288 00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:30,977 This is me just being myself. 289 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:33,938 Okay. Hey, do you know who that boy is over there? 290 00:14:34,022 --> 00:14:38,067 Oh. That's Dylan. He's Haley's boyfriend. 291 00:14:38,151 --> 00:14:40,403 He's so cute and tall. 292 00:14:40,486 --> 00:14:43,656 I'm still growing. Give me a break. 293 00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:48,244 Pardon me, miss, but this little doggy needs a new home. 294 00:14:48,327 --> 00:14:50,329 Oh, thank you. 295 00:14:52,373 --> 00:14:54,250 That's quite an impressive getup you got there. 296 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:57,879 Thank you, Jay. Oh, by the way, you have something on your shoulder. 297 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,132 That's good. 298 00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:03,384 Never mind. It was nothing. 299 00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:05,470 We're done here. 300 00:15:10,349 --> 00:15:11,851 Oh, that's nice. 301 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,356 So, do you keep these at a zoo or something? 302 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,817 No. I just keep 'em at my place. That's awesome. 303 00:15:19,942 --> 00:15:24,572 I only have a cat. Yeah? I used to have a cat. 304 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,407 I was just messing with you before, 305 00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:29,494 but seriously, he's still talking to her. 306 00:15:29,577 --> 00:15:32,288 - Wow. Cool. - On it. 307 00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:34,999 - You know, this is one of- - I feel like Britney Spears. 308 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,085 You're so funny. 309 00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:39,754 You kind of do look like Britney Spears. 310 00:15:39,837 --> 00:15:42,131 Really? I'm just kidding. 311 00:15:42,215 --> 00:15:45,468 - Anyway, this is probably my favorite. - Hey, jungle lady? 312 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:49,597 - I think- I think one of your bugs got out. - What? This one? 313 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,766 This box thing here- It's on its side. 314 00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:54,102 - Oh, my God. Where did it go? - Is everything okay? 315 00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:57,146 No. I lost a poisonous scorpion, and I need to find it. 316 00:15:57,230 --> 00:16:00,942 Okay, kids, let's all tuck our pants into our socks. 317 00:16:01,025 --> 00:16:05,196 A void shady, moist places, and let's make a game of looking where we step. 318 00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:14,330 Is he okay? Can we see him? 319 00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:17,500 He's in with the doctor right now. 320 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,628 These things happen, right? No matter how careful you are. 321 00:16:20,711 --> 00:16:23,714 Hey, look what Grandpa gave me- a crossbow. 322 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,758 Sweetie, that does not look safe. Don't worry. 323 00:16:25,883 --> 00:16:29,178 He's gonna show me how to use it. That's what... I'm afraid of. 324 00:16:29,262 --> 00:16:31,264 Come on. Ready? 325 00:16:32,974 --> 00:16:35,476 Oh, my God. You are not making comb sheaths. 326 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,146 I am, and I know. It's really lame. Everybody hates it. 327 00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:40,273 No. It's just like, uh, Donna Rigby's party. 328 00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:43,484 Exactly! Yes! And I have the beads and everything. 329 00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:45,987 Amazing. This is awesome. 330 00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:48,656 So... Cam's a clown. 331 00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:50,741 I got you. Yeah. 332 00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:54,036 I totally got you. And there's mine. 333 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,289 You think it's weird that we both chose people who were so- 334 00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:59,625 Uninhibited? I was gonna say "embarrassing," but yeah. 335 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:03,129 Look at them now. They're the life of the party. 336 00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:06,132 Uh, you know, I gotta say, for all his craziness, 337 00:17:06,215 --> 00:17:08,092 I love my clown. 338 00:17:08,176 --> 00:17:10,678 Me too. They're good for us. 339 00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:12,847 I would've totally tanked this party. 340 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:15,600 And I would've gotten my butt kicked at a gas station. 341 00:17:15,725 --> 00:17:19,520 Sorry? Turns out Fizbo is a real bad-ass. 342 00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:22,690 Scorpion! Scorpion! Scorpion! 343 00:17:22,773 --> 00:17:25,693 Scorpion! 344 00:17:27,069 --> 00:17:30,865 No, no. Too close. Too close. Too close. 345 00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:32,533 - What the hell? Oh! 346 00:17:32,658 --> 00:17:34,619 Oh, crap! 347 00:17:34,744 --> 00:17:37,163 Calm down. What happened? We fired the crossbow. 348 00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:40,958 No, I know. Oh, my God. It's right there. 349 00:17:44,921 --> 00:17:46,923 Bianca, I'm coming. 350 00:17:48,925 --> 00:17:50,968 Who else is in there? Get out! 351 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:57,642 It turns out I'm not the sweet guy or the funny guy. 352 00:17:57,725 --> 00:18:00,102 No, Manny, don't go in! ¡Por favor! 353 00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:02,146 I must! 354 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:07,735 I'm coming! 355 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:10,446 Manny Delgado is a man of action. 356 00:18:15,159 --> 00:18:17,328 Wait. My dog is still in there. 357 00:18:18,621 --> 00:18:21,499 I'll be right back. 358 00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:32,593 Ow! My arm! 359 00:18:32,677 --> 00:18:34,553 Sweetie? Luke? 360 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:36,764 What happened, buddy? What happened? What happened, honey? 361 00:18:36,847 --> 00:18:38,516 Hey, hey. What happened? 362 00:18:38,599 --> 00:18:41,894 - I slipped on these stupid beads. - Oops. 363 00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:43,521 Come on. Here we go. Ow! 364 00:18:45,231 --> 00:18:46,691 How is he? 365 00:18:46,816 --> 00:18:48,526 Oh, he's gonna be fine. Ay, Dios m í o. 366 00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:50,444 Hi, honey. How are you, kid? 367 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:53,948 - Oh, there he is. - Pobrecito. 368 00:18:54,031 --> 00:18:56,450 You poor thing. 369 00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,244 Wow. Everybody's here. 370 00:18:58,327 --> 00:19:00,329 Of course we are. How's that busted flipper? 371 00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:03,833 Okay. Sorry about today, buddy. We'll try again next year, huh? 372 00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:06,377 Are you kidding? This was the best birthday ever. 373 00:19:06,502 --> 00:19:09,088 What? I got a cast. 374 00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:11,841 You like a cast? I've always wanted one. 375 00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:14,760 After a few weeks, they start to smell. Ew! 376 00:19:14,844 --> 00:19:16,762 You are so weird, you know that? 377 00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:18,389 Can I sign it? Sure. 378 00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:20,558 Hey. Me first. Here. 379 00:19:20,641 --> 00:19:22,226 If you'd asked me before the party... 380 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:25,146 if I wanted there to be a chain reaction of disasters... 381 00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:28,566 that led to Luke breaking his arm, I probably would've said no. 382 00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:33,362 Probably? Prob- Definite- Definitely not. Would not want that. 383 00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:36,532 But, one way or another, 384 00:19:36,657 --> 00:19:40,870 Luke was the center of attention on his birthday, and the whole family was together... 385 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,415 just the way it should be. 386 00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:47,668 Fizbo delivery! I brought the cake! 387 00:19:47,752 --> 00:19:49,628 Bravo! 388 00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:52,590 Wow. I can't do this. 389 00:19:52,673 --> 00:19:54,633 Oh, God. I'm out. 390 00:20:00,097 --> 00:20:03,142 Cake. 391 00:20:03,225 --> 00:20:06,729 Blow the candles. Blow the candles. 392 00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:13,652 Bianca Douglas called me three times tonight. 393 00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:16,989 I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm starting to feel smothered. 394 00:20:17,073 --> 00:20:21,243 I really like my cast, but it's starting to itch. 395 00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:24,580 Good thing my mom made me this personal scratcher. 396 00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:27,500 Oh, that's good stuff. 397 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,211 If another woman is messing with your man, 398 00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:32,296 you have to get proactive. 399 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:36,550 I don't care how pretty she is or how many stupid reptiles she has. 400 00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:39,303 She tries to take what's mine, 401 00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:41,555 girlfriend's gonna get stung. 402 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:52,285 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.