1 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,785 Beautiful morning, isn't it? 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,391 It's a shame you have to work, huh? 3 00:00:11,802 --> 00:00:14,705 Anyway, I'd like a large sausage and pepperoni. 4 00:00:14,928 --> 00:00:16,320 It's my stuff, okay? 5 00:00:16,445 --> 00:00:18,269 Just keep your hands off my stuff! 6 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,696 I didn't put my hands on your stuff! 7 00:00:21,308 --> 00:00:23,691 Just a second, Derek. What is the problem? 8 00:00:23,862 --> 00:00:25,946 - Alex read my journal. - I did not! 9 00:00:26,116 --> 00:00:28,409 Why would I even want to read your stupid journal? 10 00:00:28,579 --> 00:00:30,746 Because it contains the details of a life, 11 00:00:30,871 --> 00:00:32,472 and you don't have one! 12 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,506 Alex, don't read Haley's journal. 13 00:00:35,195 --> 00:00:36,863 Sorry. My daughters. 14 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,431 You got kids? 15 00:00:39,393 --> 00:00:40,751 What grade are you in? 16 00:00:41,483 --> 00:00:43,034 Oh, that's my wife, Claire. 17 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,561 Luke was using my computer. For this. 18 00:00:47,069 --> 00:00:49,119 I'm gonna have to call you back. 19 00:00:49,287 --> 00:00:52,416 He told me he needed it to do homework, and then I find this... 20 00:00:52,584 --> 00:00:54,324 A picture of a topless woman, 21 00:00:54,449 --> 00:00:57,343 with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor. 22 00:01:01,078 --> 00:01:03,731 First of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. 23 00:01:03,899 --> 00:01:07,405 It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut! It's disgusting! 24 00:01:08,031 --> 00:01:09,576 Completely unacceptable. 25 00:01:09,902 --> 00:01:11,901 Here's the thing. That was my picture. 26 00:01:12,026 --> 00:01:14,617 Not really mine. There's this guy at work who sends out these links. 27 00:01:14,743 --> 00:01:16,590 Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe. 28 00:01:16,947 --> 00:01:20,055 He sent out another one of the same woman dressed as a battleship. 29 00:01:20,223 --> 00:01:22,040 You know, the... you get... 30 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,945 And then one of the Transformers. And then it... it... 31 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,670 Anyway, I had every intention of telling Claire. 32 00:01:28,986 --> 00:01:31,388 I just wanted her to calm down first. 33 00:01:32,298 --> 00:01:34,500 - Where are you going? - To pick up Luke 34 00:01:34,668 --> 00:01:36,756 from his sleepover. We need to talk to him now. 35 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,893 This is a very delicate situation. 36 00:01:39,018 --> 00:01:40,511 If we don't handle it right, 37 00:01:40,636 --> 00:01:43,322 Luke might end up having an unhealthy attitude about sex. 38 00:01:43,447 --> 00:01:44,772 Or agribusiness. 39 00:01:45,318 --> 00:01:47,721 We'll talk about it when he gets home. 40 00:01:48,271 --> 00:01:49,322 Okay. Fine. 41 00:01:49,783 --> 00:01:51,953 But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, 42 00:01:52,435 --> 00:01:53,837 God kills a puppy. 43 00:01:54,078 --> 00:01:56,002 Maybe I should be the one to talk to him. 44 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,340 I am a very lucky woman. 45 00:01:58,737 --> 00:02:00,344 I have a wonderful family, 46 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:04,109 a beautiful home. There's nothing that I would change. 47 00:02:08,303 --> 00:02:10,239 I hate the dog butler. 48 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,163 I keep forgetting it's there, and every time it happens, 49 00:02:14,331 --> 00:02:16,084 it scares me all over again. 50 00:02:16,477 --> 00:02:17,979 Sometimes, at night, 51 00:02:18,678 --> 00:02:20,280 I think it's he devil. 52 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:21,991 El diablo. 53 00:02:23,028 --> 00:02:24,935 Barkley? He's hilarious. 54 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:28,567 I was in Vegas last month, and I was winning... 55 00:02:28,692 --> 00:02:30,669 And I thought, I could do the usual be a chump, 56 00:02:30,795 --> 00:02:32,575 give the money back to the casino... 57 00:02:32,946 --> 00:02:35,456 Or I could do something smart and buy something for myself 58 00:02:35,624 --> 00:02:37,126 at the casino store. 59 00:02:37,544 --> 00:02:38,880 He's a family favorite. 60 00:02:39,048 --> 00:02:40,991 Rub his chin a little under there. He likes that. 61 00:02:41,116 --> 00:02:42,470 There you go. Beautiful. 62 00:02:42,638 --> 00:02:43,790 There you go. 63 00:02:44,907 --> 00:02:45,908 He's a dog 64 00:02:46,411 --> 00:02:48,648 and a butler. I mean, who couldn't love him? 65 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:03,721 Stupid dog. 66 00:03:06,698 --> 00:03:09,076 Subtitles by Tyno 67 00:03:09,201 --> 00:03:11,277 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 68 00:03:19,342 --> 00:03:20,421 Okay, ready to go. 69 00:03:20,589 --> 00:03:22,800 - Make sure you pee first. - What am I, 7 years old? 70 00:03:22,925 --> 00:03:25,386 You don't want to go during the show. The marionettes stop, 71 00:03:25,511 --> 00:03:27,727 march to the edge of the stage, and point at you. 72 00:03:27,895 --> 00:03:30,649 - Okay, that sounds terrifying. - It's really funny. 73 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:33,082 One of my favorite childhood memories 74 00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:36,021 was attending the Moscow Marionette Theater. 75 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,208 I grew up one mile away from Missouri's largest water slide, 76 00:03:39,376 --> 00:03:43,255 - and third-largest in the country. - Oh, really? You never mentioned it. 77 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:45,733 - You feel... - Feel like a torpedo. 78 00:03:48,281 --> 00:03:50,779 Cam, does the gardener usually work on Saturdays? 79 00:03:50,904 --> 00:03:53,486 He comes when we need him. He's like Batman, but straight. 80 00:03:55,064 --> 00:03:56,215 Is he crying? 81 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:58,733 We should probably... 82 00:03:59,036 --> 00:04:00,626 Probably go out the back, huh? 83 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:02,224 He's clearly in pain. 84 00:04:02,349 --> 00:04:04,885 How can you just turn your back on a friend like that? 85 00:04:05,283 --> 00:04:07,097 A friend? Really? What's his name? 86 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:08,982 Cesar Salazar. 87 00:04:10,574 --> 00:04:13,193 You made that up. You were gonna say "caesar salad." 88 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:14,323 Was not. 89 00:04:14,448 --> 00:04:16,152 Cam. Come on. Really? 90 00:04:18,703 --> 00:04:21,459 All right, don't worry, Lily. I'm sure we'll get to the show on time. 91 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:23,296 I'm sure dad is just gonna go out 92 00:04:23,421 --> 00:04:25,551 and give an encouraging word to the gardener, hopefully 93 00:04:26,248 --> 00:04:27,764 mention the snail problem, 94 00:04:27,932 --> 00:04:29,784 and then we are gonna be... 95 00:04:35,363 --> 00:04:37,908 - Hello. - I don't think he speaks English. 96 00:04:38,033 --> 00:04:41,391 This might be a good time to mention the marionettes aren't kind to latecomers. 97 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:43,378 They bend over and show their bloomers. 98 00:04:43,546 --> 00:04:45,298 I speak a little Spanish. 99 00:04:56,197 --> 00:04:58,430 - What was that? - I just asked him if he wanted 100 00:04:58,555 --> 00:05:00,955 to have a glass of water and sit down for a minute, 101 00:05:01,123 --> 00:05:02,975 like any kind person would. 102 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:21,588 I checked the rest of the computers. I didn't find any more porn. 103 00:05:21,714 --> 00:05:24,293 That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. 104 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:27,801 You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial. 105 00:05:28,246 --> 00:05:31,557 - I should go talk to him. - Honey, honey, honey, I got this! 106 00:05:32,277 --> 00:05:34,396 No, I got this. I was his age once. 107 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:38,057 Breasts are like these scary, mystical things 108 00:05:38,182 --> 00:05:40,190 that he's drawn to, 109 00:05:40,604 --> 00:05:44,041 - like Frodo to Mordor. - I'm definitely going to talk to him. 110 00:05:44,209 --> 00:05:46,295 Boys don't want their moms talking to them about sex 111 00:05:46,464 --> 00:05:49,224 any more than girls want their dads talking to them 112 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,262 about periods, bras, and girdles and all that stuff. 113 00:05:52,387 --> 00:05:55,522 You do know that women stopped wearing girdles like 30 years ago, right? 114 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:59,688 I know. That... That is exactly the kind of sexual revolution 115 00:06:00,165 --> 00:06:03,018 That our son is going through right now, so... 116 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,198 Let's just... just trust it. 117 00:06:05,953 --> 00:06:07,154 Fix that step. 118 00:06:07,349 --> 00:06:09,467 Just know I will handle this. 119 00:06:16,005 --> 00:06:17,230 El diablo! 120 00:06:18,735 --> 00:06:21,410 Do you have any idea why Barkley was in the guest room? 121 00:06:21,762 --> 00:06:24,371 I was just doing a little redecorating. 122 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:27,599 Sometimes it's good to move things around just to see how they look. 123 00:06:27,725 --> 00:06:29,632 Yeah, but the guest room, that's crazy. 124 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:31,970 He's not a guest. He works for us. 125 00:06:32,473 --> 00:06:35,900 Give me a hand here. His jacket shifted while I was moving him. 126 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:40,821 We can't have you untucked, butler. That doesn't make any sense, does it? 127 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:45,288 - What was that? Is he all right? - My bracelet got caught a little bit. 128 00:06:45,457 --> 00:06:47,736 - Don't panic. - I'm not panicking. 129 00:06:47,861 --> 00:06:48,963 Try to relax. 130 00:06:49,132 --> 00:06:51,738 We can fix him. Let me take a better look. Come here, boy. 131 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:55,893 - Hey, dad. - Hey, buddy. 132 00:06:57,804 --> 00:06:58,606 Look, 133 00:06:59,548 --> 00:07:01,320 you and I need to have a little talk. 134 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:02,805 About what? 135 00:07:03,617 --> 00:07:05,419 It's about computer stuff. 136 00:07:11,927 --> 00:07:14,973 How do you make sure you've deleted something after you read it? 137 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,396 Sorry, Jay. It was an accident. 138 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:22,141 I'm beginning to think you don't like Barkley that much. 139 00:07:22,266 --> 00:07:24,831 First you hide him in the guest room, And now this. 140 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:27,142 It's ridiculous! I didn't mean to hurt it! 141 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:29,961 First of all, let's cut the "its." He is a he. 142 00:07:30,130 --> 00:07:32,061 You can pretend to be innocent all you want, 143 00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:33,927 but action speaks louder than words. 144 00:07:34,724 --> 00:07:36,975 Yeah. They can be very revealing. 145 00:07:38,313 --> 00:07:39,731 What are you trying to say? 146 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,714 Nothing, but you have to admit 147 00:07:41,839 --> 00:07:44,174 that the dog butler is a little ridiculous. 148 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:47,606 You know what else is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows on our bed. 149 00:07:47,732 --> 00:07:50,420 I feel like working on a loading dock just trying to get under the covers. 150 00:07:51,052 --> 00:07:53,764 - They're pretty. - They're a damn nuisance. 151 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:56,267 Forgive me for trying to make our home beautiful. 152 00:07:56,479 --> 00:07:59,523 If I can put up with those, You can put up with a piece of art. 153 00:08:00,387 --> 00:08:01,589 This is not art. 154 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,157 It's an unholy mix between man and beast. 155 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:05,620 But fine. 156 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:07,957 If you love it so much, put it wherever you want. 157 00:08:08,539 --> 00:08:09,340 Thank you. 158 00:08:10,059 --> 00:08:11,956 Where you going, to get some more pillows? 159 00:08:12,081 --> 00:08:14,301 No, don't worry. It'll be a long time 160 00:08:14,426 --> 00:08:17,079 before I bother you again with my pillows. 161 00:08:20,401 --> 00:08:22,608 Why is dad in Luke's room with the door closed? 162 00:08:22,734 --> 00:08:25,491 - They are having a little talk. - Is Luke being punished? 163 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,737 Is that your favorite thing, when your brother or sister gets into trouble? 164 00:08:28,862 --> 00:08:31,174 My favorite is when they're both in trouble. 165 00:08:31,299 --> 00:08:33,925 So, what'd he do? Did he cheat on a test? He's a cheater. 166 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,765 He did not cheat on a test. 167 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,957 Did he lie? He lies all the time. 168 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:40,703 Sorry. I'm just worried about Luke. 169 00:08:42,206 --> 00:08:43,865 A lot of parents are hitting again. 170 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,367 I appreciate your concern, 171 00:08:45,536 --> 00:08:47,243 but your father has it under control. 172 00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:49,194 24. 173 00:08:50,803 --> 00:08:51,804 25. 174 00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:54,606 Flincher! 175 00:08:55,228 --> 00:08:56,880 Free slap. Bring it up. 176 00:09:02,683 --> 00:09:04,986 - 29. - Can I be on the bottom now? 177 00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:13,902 - How'd it go? - Well, he was really embarrassed, 178 00:09:14,027 --> 00:09:15,903 but everything's fine now. 179 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,515 What'd you say? 180 00:09:17,737 --> 00:09:20,309 I kind of promised him we'd keep everything between us. 181 00:09:21,589 --> 00:09:25,007 Matter of fact, he'd be mortified if you brought it up with him... 182 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:25,904 ever. 183 00:09:26,268 --> 00:09:27,451 Oh, God. Really? 184 00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:31,042 That actually makes me feel kind of bad. 185 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,165 You're probably just feeling a little tense from all this. 186 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:38,391 I know I am. 187 00:09:40,104 --> 00:09:42,312 You know what might help the situation? 188 00:09:44,404 --> 00:09:45,318 Really? 189 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:46,446 Right now? 190 00:09:48,859 --> 00:09:51,939 I meant going out for a few pizzas. 191 00:09:52,773 --> 00:09:54,174 Where's your mind? 192 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:58,894 I guess I live in a house full of sex maniacs. 193 00:10:01,663 --> 00:10:02,664 Amigo? 194 00:10:02,858 --> 00:10:05,047 We can't help you if you won't come out. 195 00:10:09,202 --> 00:10:11,704 - What'd he say? - Something... house... something. 196 00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:14,613 The show starts in a half-hour, and we still have to pick up Manny. 197 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,786 Can we just... Come on, move this thing along. 198 00:10:16,911 --> 00:10:19,605 This man is in crisis. He could have a family-health issue 199 00:10:19,731 --> 00:10:21,164 or a personal-health issue 200 00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:23,062 - or a financial matter. - Wait, stop. 201 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,439 You're getting all this from "something house something"? 202 00:10:25,968 --> 00:10:28,769 Let's just call gloria and have her deal with it, okay? 203 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,995 "It" is a human being, Mitchell! 204 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:32,741 Named caesar salad. 205 00:10:33,292 --> 00:10:36,295 - What's going on with you? - Cam, you always do this! 206 00:10:36,507 --> 00:10:39,210 It's like you're incapable of hearing anyone's sad story 207 00:10:39,335 --> 00:10:41,428 without making it your job to fix it, 208 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,555 and then my needs come second. 209 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,697 Your needs right now are a puppet show. 210 00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:49,613 This man could have lost his brother in a cable-car accident! 211 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:51,874 You understood "casa." 212 00:10:52,164 --> 00:10:55,418 Fine. If it'll prove to you that I'm not the obsessive help-aholic 213 00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:59,139 that you make me out to be, Let's go to the puppet show. 214 00:10:59,763 --> 00:11:00,764 Let's go. 215 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:07,297 I think this has something to do with the gardener. 216 00:11:07,422 --> 00:11:08,423 You think? 217 00:11:08,812 --> 00:11:10,914 Just down the hall to the right. 218 00:11:15,351 --> 00:11:16,293 Let's go. 219 00:11:16,462 --> 00:11:20,007 Please, I know it's killing you not to get back there in the middle of that. 220 00:11:20,427 --> 00:11:23,604 We are going. These folks can find their own way out. 221 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:27,478 Now you'll know that I'm not a manic Mother Teresa collecting lost souls. 222 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:29,171 Oh, come on! 223 00:11:33,184 --> 00:11:34,616 - Dad? - Back here. 224 00:11:34,947 --> 00:11:37,580 - Is Manny ready? - You got the message? He's not going. 225 00:11:37,749 --> 00:11:41,089 - What? - Some mandatory cleanup at school. 226 00:11:41,982 --> 00:11:45,012 - What's the real reason? - It's a puppet show, Mitch. 227 00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:46,367 Perfect. 228 00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:48,716 It's just you and me, then, Lily. 229 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,817 - How's the little fortune cookie? - She's good. She's good. 230 00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:53,043 Where's Cam? 231 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:54,950 We got into a fight. 232 00:11:55,534 --> 00:11:57,788 Because of him, I have a house full of latinos. 233 00:11:57,956 --> 00:11:59,457 Welcome to my world. 234 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,580 So, trouble in gay paradise, huh? 235 00:12:01,706 --> 00:12:04,008 He just can't say no to anybody who needs help, 236 00:12:04,176 --> 00:12:06,752 and why do you have to add the word "gay" where it doesn't belong? 237 00:12:06,877 --> 00:12:08,267 You're not mad at me. 238 00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:10,055 You're mad at the old balls and chain. 239 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:13,536 - Okay, dad, good talk. See you later. - Oh, come on. I didn't mean it. 240 00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:15,163 I'm a little cranky. 241 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,287 - I got into it with Gloria. - Oh, no. What happened? 242 00:12:18,456 --> 00:12:19,858 She hates Barkley. 243 00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:22,587 It's the same stuff I went over with your mom all the time. 244 00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:25,513 Get rid of the boat, get rid of the motorcycle. 245 00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:29,100 - You know, I liked those things. - So why do you have to get rid of it? 246 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,569 You know, actually, I don't. 247 00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:36,277 Anyway, I'm gluing his hand on. His hand came off. 248 00:12:36,584 --> 00:12:37,869 Rough day, dad. 249 00:12:37,994 --> 00:12:40,594 Your hot, young wife doesn't like your doll. 250 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,560 Unlike your big problem, "my boyfriend's too nice to people." 251 00:12:43,685 --> 00:12:45,824 No, see... That's not all it is. 252 00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:47,532 He helps animals. 253 00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:50,142 He's always volunteering for things. Trust me, 254 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,943 it's worse than it sounds. 255 00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:54,714 Who are we kidding? We both got it pretty good. 256 00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:58,408 I'm probably fighting with your mom more than I'm fighting with Gloria. 257 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:01,477 A bird fell out of a tree, and he fed it with an eyedropper. 258 00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:04,406 Just drop it, kid. We're both with people different from us, 259 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:07,343 and that's gonna create stuff, but you want different. 260 00:13:07,983 --> 00:13:11,268 Your mom and I were perfect on paper, and you know how that ended. 261 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,917 What I got now is a lot better. 262 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:19,006 Sure, people look at us sometimes, and even I can't believe we're together. 263 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,706 But we're happy. At the end of the day, 264 00:13:21,874 --> 00:13:24,376 there's no one I'd rather come home to. 265 00:13:29,859 --> 00:13:31,160 You mean Gloria? 266 00:13:32,924 --> 00:13:33,925 Who else? 267 00:13:34,994 --> 00:13:35,995 No one. 268 00:13:37,787 --> 00:13:40,189 - I'll see you later. - See you, kid. 269 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,085 Did you draw on my poster? 270 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:49,256 I did. Maybe you'll think about that The next time you read my journal. 271 00:13:49,381 --> 00:13:51,004 I didn't read your stupid journal, 272 00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:53,770 and I waited in line to get this signed, Haley. 273 00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:57,234 Don't be such a baby. It's just some dude with weird hair. 274 00:13:58,362 --> 00:14:00,651 That's Maya Angelou, you idiot. 275 00:14:02,022 --> 00:14:04,666 - Sorry I don't follow the WNBA. - You know what? 276 00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:07,064 This is the worst thing you've ever done, 277 00:14:07,189 --> 00:14:10,302 - and I'll never forgive you! - You started it! 278 00:14:11,132 --> 00:14:14,091 - What are you looking at? - Well, I just heard... 279 00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:17,646 I was the one who read Haley's diary. 280 00:14:17,772 --> 00:14:20,322 I was playing on her computer, and it just opened. 281 00:14:22,247 --> 00:14:23,869 Okay, I opened it. 282 00:14:24,314 --> 00:14:26,501 But I didn't mean for anyone to fight. 283 00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:30,898 Home already. Mitchell, hi! Hi! 284 00:14:31,023 --> 00:14:33,648 - Hi, Cam. Hi. - Did you forget the tickets? 285 00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:36,521 No. You know, I was never gonna enjoy the show without you, so... 286 00:14:37,154 --> 00:14:40,024 But you were so excited to take Lily to see the Russian marionettes. 287 00:14:40,149 --> 00:14:43,911 She's a little young anyway. We can prop her in front of a dryer for a half-hour. 288 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,605 Listen, Cam, I love that you try and help the world. 289 00:14:47,731 --> 00:14:50,445 And I'm very lucky to have you in my life. 290 00:14:51,913 --> 00:14:55,448 - How'd it work out with the gardener? - Great. Turned out it was his wedding, 291 00:14:55,573 --> 00:14:57,156 and he was just a little nervous. 292 00:14:57,281 --> 00:15:00,569 - But here's no need to apologize to me. - No, I need to. I've been very selfish. 293 00:15:00,924 --> 00:15:03,026 Sometimes I take things too far. 294 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,113 Well, if that ever happens, I will let you know. 295 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,280 Is there a reason I can't go inside? 296 00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:31,966 - Mom, can I talk to you? - Sure, honey. What's going on? 297 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,472 I feel bad about something I did. 298 00:15:35,272 --> 00:15:36,373 Oh, sweetie. 299 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,395 Is this about the computer? 300 00:15:39,136 --> 00:15:41,939 Something you shouldn't have been looking at? 301 00:15:42,204 --> 00:15:43,806 It was just so freaky. 302 00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:45,588 I couldn't stop looking. 303 00:15:45,714 --> 00:15:49,617 I know, sweet pea, but the important thing is you did stop looking. 304 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:52,050 After about an hour. 305 00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:56,704 It's perfectly normal to be curious about these things. 306 00:15:57,142 --> 00:16:00,522 Some parts were funny. And some parts just seemed crazy. 307 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,993 I hope you realize that some of those parts weren't real. 308 00:16:05,118 --> 00:16:06,119 Obviously. 309 00:16:06,953 --> 00:16:10,459 But they can be totally real, right? Like Anne Frank's? 310 00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:11,962 - What? - All I know is, 311 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:13,966 it really made me wonder about Haley. 312 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,724 That's disturbing, sweetie. Why Haley? 313 00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:19,283 It was her journal. 314 00:16:19,408 --> 00:16:21,356 You read my journal? You little creep! 315 00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:23,261 I'm sorry! I couldn't help it! 316 00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:27,190 Wait, Haley's journal, too? You are now banned from the computer. 317 00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:30,332 - What happened? Who's in trouble? - Luke read my journal! 318 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,921 - I told you it wasn't me! - I'm gonna kill you! 319 00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:34,006 Calm down. 320 00:16:34,174 --> 00:16:36,427 You're not even gonna yell at him? That was private! 321 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,808 Please. The most shocking thing was your spelling. 322 00:16:39,102 --> 00:16:42,231 - You read it, too? - Am I the only one who hasn't read it? 323 00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:45,237 I was looking through the computers in the house for pornography. 324 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,239 Sick. 325 00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:48,953 Not for me. I wanted to see what you guys are looking at. 326 00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:51,834 - So you're violating our privacy. - When I find out 327 00:16:52,002 --> 00:16:55,883 that my children are looking at a naked picture online, they don't have privacy. 328 00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:58,137 - Who was looking at it? - That doesn't matter. 329 00:16:58,262 --> 00:16:59,376 I wasn't. 330 00:17:00,484 --> 00:17:01,635 It wasn't me! 331 00:17:01,761 --> 00:17:03,384 That's gross! I'm 10! 332 00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:07,114 - Wait. If it wasn't you, who was it? - What's wrong with you people? 333 00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:09,608 Mangia! 334 00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:16,176 Rosa, thanks for coming. Carlos, let me know how it works out with that dentist. 335 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,153 Victor, you owe me a dance. 336 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,931 Yes, I'm a caring person, 337 00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:23,229 and without Mitchell, I would just keep giving and giving and giving. 338 00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:25,889 I'm like a big, runaway charity truck, 339 00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:28,741 and Mitchell is my off-ramp full of safety gravel. 340 00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:30,564 He knows how to say no. 341 00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,707 He always can put himself first. 342 00:17:33,061 --> 00:17:36,120 He certainly can turn his back on someone's suffering. 343 00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:41,493 No, really, keep going. 344 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,921 - He... - Don't keep going! 345 00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:47,294 Gracias. Goodbye. 346 00:17:49,116 --> 00:17:50,283 That was nice. 347 00:17:53,082 --> 00:17:54,333 Oh, God! Dad. 348 00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,568 Looks like I missed the party. 349 00:17:56,693 --> 00:18:00,428 - What is that doing here? - He is a gift for you and Cam. 350 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,143 - Thank you. - He lost his monocle on the drive. 351 00:18:03,268 --> 00:18:05,644 - Head was out the window. - Well, they love that. 352 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:07,822 I'll just put him here for now. 353 00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:10,688 - I don't want that. - He's cute. Let's give him a chance. 354 00:18:10,814 --> 00:18:12,716 I came as soon as I heard your message. 355 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,540 Somebody is getting married? 356 00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:17,361 Gloria, there you are! I've got good news! 357 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,728 What's the matter? 358 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,276 Honey? 359 00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:32,124 I'm really sorry. 360 00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:35,327 That picture was just something that someone sent me. 361 00:18:35,452 --> 00:18:36,904 Doesn't matter who. 362 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,233 Gil Thorpe. 363 00:18:38,938 --> 00:18:39,939 Anyway... 364 00:18:41,064 --> 00:18:42,513 I don't do that stuff. 365 00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:46,216 - You're all the porn I need. - Honey, it's fine. 366 00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:47,697 It's fine. 367 00:18:51,117 --> 00:18:52,328 Now it's fine. 368 00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:56,165 I couldn't care less about the picture. 369 00:18:56,745 --> 00:18:59,497 I was just upset when I thought it was Luke. 370 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,163 Haley, honey, I really wish you would give me a hand 371 00:19:02,288 --> 00:19:04,687 with all this laundry. Never, ever... 372 00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:06,973 Haley's off in her own world. 373 00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:09,567 Alex has never really been a kid. 374 00:19:10,157 --> 00:19:12,134 But Luke is my baby. 375 00:19:12,632 --> 00:19:15,245 Is it really too much to ask that he stay a sweet, 376 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:16,896 innocent kid... 377 00:19:17,914 --> 00:19:18,915 forever? 378 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,471 Hey, buddy. 379 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:29,804 Here, sorry. We'll dribble later. 380 00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:33,949 I just want to say I'm sorry. 381 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,414 I never meant to blame you for that whole picture thing. 382 00:19:37,582 --> 00:19:39,985 Your mom sort of thought it was yours, 383 00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,382 And I should have stopped it, but I didn't. 384 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,303 So what was the picture of? 385 00:19:45,711 --> 00:19:47,741 Well, it was a woman 386 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:50,357 on a tractor, and she had her shirt off. 387 00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:51,985 Was it hot? 388 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,669 Okay, we're being honest here. 389 00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:58,784 This particular woman... 390 00:19:59,454 --> 00:20:01,838 Well, my tastes do run to the curvy, 391 00:20:02,006 --> 00:20:04,426 and the cowboy hat did not hurt one bit. 392 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:07,850 Couple that with the cut-off jeans... You were asking about the weather. 393 00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:13,977 Well, this is good. This is good. 394 00:20:14,946 --> 00:20:17,131 You're gonna be going through some changes soon, 395 00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:19,206 And I think now you can feel safe talking to me 396 00:20:19,461 --> 00:20:20,671 about whatever. 397 00:20:29,693 --> 00:20:31,118 And so it ends. 398 00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:33,977 Sadly, I've been summarily dismissed. 399 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:37,155 From the employ of masters Cameron and Mitchell. 400 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,326 The former being an utter delight, 401 00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:41,509 and the latter being a humorless snoot. 402 00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:43,801 Come on, get him in the car. The thrift shop's closing. 403 00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:46,473 What is this exciting thrift shop you speak of? 404 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:49,069 Many of my relatives were taken out of their homes 405 00:20:49,194 --> 00:20:51,780 to be released into the green pastures in their maturity! 406 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:55,130 - Did you just say "maturity"? - Unhand me, you brute! 407 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,749 I regret nothing! 408 00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:58,883 I'll pay you. I'm a comfortable man. 409 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,168 I've been stealing from your father for days. 410 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,524 Is there any better feeling in the world 411 00:21:03,649 --> 00:21:05,704 than having your ears flap in the wind? 412 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,457 - You know what? Get out. - You mean it? Sweet freedom? 413 00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:10,938 No, not you, Barkley. Cameron. Out.