1 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,375 What's my favorite way to relax? 2 00:00:15,164 --> 00:00:16,982 Throw on my wireless headphones 3 00:00:17,107 --> 00:00:19,539 and disappear into the nature channel. 4 00:00:20,636 --> 00:00:23,172 The young flatback turtle searches for food 5 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:26,389 on the ocean floor. This flatback however... 6 00:00:26,514 --> 00:00:29,240 The fascinating thing about nature Is how, in the blink of an eye, 7 00:00:29,365 --> 00:00:31,021 it can go from a scene of total 8 00:00:31,538 --> 00:00:32,790 tranquil beauty 9 00:00:33,144 --> 00:00:35,363 to raw, primal violence. 10 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,386 Can you seriously not hear me with those things on? 11 00:00:38,511 --> 00:00:40,190 It's noise-canceling technology. 12 00:00:40,315 --> 00:00:42,544 - Give it a spin. It's got... - Sweetie! Focus. 13 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:44,667 Mom, why are you freaking out on everyone? 14 00:00:44,792 --> 00:00:47,071 Because you are acting very irresponsibly, all of you. 15 00:00:47,196 --> 00:00:50,542 Listen, honey, Luke has a giant project due tomorrow, he hasn't even started, 16 00:00:50,668 --> 00:00:52,992 and Haley just informed me she needs 40 cupcakes 17 00:00:53,117 --> 00:00:55,533 for her school fundraiser, also due tomorrow. 18 00:00:55,659 --> 00:00:58,371 I'd like to point out I completed all my assignments 19 00:00:58,496 --> 00:01:00,163 on my own and on time. 20 00:01:00,331 --> 00:01:01,331 Not now, Alex. 21 00:01:01,499 --> 00:01:03,999 Look, I will take the cupcakes. You do the project. 22 00:01:04,124 --> 00:01:05,799 - It's on Vincent Van Gogh. - Done. 23 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:08,680 Okay, I need you to really stay on him, keep him focused. 24 00:01:08,848 --> 00:01:10,071 All right. I'm... 25 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:12,186 actually gonna take a different approach. 26 00:01:12,311 --> 00:01:13,860 Actually gonna insist you don't. 27 00:01:13,985 --> 00:01:16,493 Claire, I know you've got your methods, but so do I. 28 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,658 I'm sorry, but I'm not a micromanager. 29 00:01:18,826 --> 00:01:20,728 Trust me, I can provide Luke 30 00:01:21,031 --> 00:01:23,793 with the tools and guidance he needs without... 31 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,338 smothering him. 32 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:28,302 - I smother him? - It's not your fault. 33 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,157 "Mother" is part of the word. 34 00:01:30,282 --> 00:01:32,728 You never hear of anyone being "sfathered" to death. 35 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:34,522 I know what Luke's problem is. 36 00:01:34,951 --> 00:01:36,270 He's got ADHD. 37 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:37,824 No, I don't! 38 00:01:38,651 --> 00:01:40,291 - What is it? - I'd tell you, 39 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:42,623 but you'd wander off before I got to the "H." 40 00:01:42,749 --> 00:01:43,750 Promise me 41 00:01:43,918 --> 00:01:46,021 you will stay on him until this project is done. 42 00:01:46,146 --> 00:01:48,700 I will, but you might have a little more confidence in him. 43 00:01:51,604 --> 00:01:53,492 No one can hear me now. 44 00:01:56,311 --> 00:01:59,186 Everybody is stupid, except me. 45 00:02:01,027 --> 00:02:02,078 I am funny. 46 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,711 Subtitles by Kevin & Tyno 47 00:02:05,836 --> 00:02:07,797 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 48 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:18,147 Is this the cutest thing I've ever seen? 49 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:21,547 You on the curb with your little telescope, waiting for your dad. 50 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,537 It's not cute. It's science. 51 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:26,956 Tonight is the magnificent Lyrid meteor shower. 52 00:02:27,308 --> 00:02:29,855 It's where the planet Geek passes through the Nerdy Way. 53 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,386 You know I think it's sweet. 54 00:02:31,762 --> 00:02:35,040 Every couple years, Mitch and his father go out and enjoy one of these showers. 55 00:02:35,165 --> 00:02:37,584 Well, I wouldn't necessarily put it that way. 56 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,648 I mean, yes, me and my father 57 00:02:39,774 --> 00:02:43,327 enjoy it because we don't share a lot of the same interests. 58 00:02:43,676 --> 00:02:45,883 I never went to sports games with him. 59 00:02:46,008 --> 00:02:48,911 Probably because you call them "sports games." 60 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,363 Just lose the "sports." 61 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:53,180 Just... just "games." 62 00:02:53,348 --> 00:02:55,702 - Here comes your shower partner. - Stop it! 63 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,727 I'm kidding. Have fun with your dad, okay? 64 00:02:57,852 --> 00:02:59,163 All right. See you later. 65 00:02:59,288 --> 00:03:01,540 - Don't worry about me. - I'm not. 66 00:03:01,713 --> 00:03:03,665 I'm just saying, if you were. 67 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:05,956 Shotgun, sucker! 68 00:03:10,628 --> 00:03:12,589 Make sure the seat is the way you want it 69 00:03:12,715 --> 00:03:14,637 and feel free to play with these controls. 70 00:03:14,763 --> 00:03:18,518 I have no idea what they do. But I want mi car to be su car. 71 00:03:19,315 --> 00:03:21,868 Cameron, are you okay? You seem nervous. 72 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:24,861 Uh, nervous? No, I'm... not nervous. 73 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,242 I was nervous. 74 00:03:28,591 --> 00:03:30,453 When Mitchell made plans with his father, 75 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,900 I figured, why not spend the evening with Gloria? 76 00:03:33,025 --> 00:03:35,160 I've always wanted to be good friends with her. 77 00:03:35,285 --> 00:03:36,954 On paper, we should be good friends. 78 00:03:37,079 --> 00:03:39,528 Look at us. One spicy, curvy diva... 79 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:40,705 And Gloria. 80 00:03:42,242 --> 00:03:44,446 The problem is, I had a little, minor setback 81 00:03:44,571 --> 00:03:46,662 that we had to overcome from a couple weeks ago. 82 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:49,146 I cannot stand hanging out with his Ivy League friends. 83 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,235 - They're the worst. - They're not that bad. 84 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,481 Are you kidding me? 85 00:03:52,606 --> 00:03:55,458 Debbie can't go two minutes without talking about Columbia University, 86 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,739 and the little guy with the lazy eye from Harvard. 87 00:03:57,864 --> 00:03:59,047 - Brown. - Whatever. 88 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,420 Honestly, I wish that tart would go back to Columbia 89 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:04,293 and take her weird, little Brown friend with her. 90 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:13,003 Cam, you need to relax. You explained. 91 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,329 Not very well. 92 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,849 You know how awkward I get when things get awkward. 93 00:04:18,017 --> 00:04:20,981 So when I said "Brown people," I wasn't talking about your... 94 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:23,317 brown people. I was talking about 95 00:04:23,516 --> 00:04:25,604 people who go to a university, 96 00:04:26,245 --> 00:04:27,285 not your people. 97 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,457 Not that your people couldn't go to college. 98 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:33,478 Okay, now I'm hearing myself say "your people" a lot. 99 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:39,465 I'm just very excited because this is... 100 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:41,296 our first night out together, 101 00:04:41,421 --> 00:04:42,749 so it's our little date. 102 00:04:42,874 --> 00:04:44,026 Where are we going? 103 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:46,146 Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened 104 00:04:46,271 --> 00:04:48,400 and your tray tables are in the upright position, 105 00:04:48,525 --> 00:04:50,956 because I got us into Palaiseau! 106 00:04:52,278 --> 00:04:54,631 - Fancy. - I know, it's normally a 4-week wait, 107 00:04:54,757 --> 00:04:56,974 but the maitre d' is an old pilates brother of mine, 108 00:04:57,099 --> 00:04:58,703 so just one phone call. 109 00:05:00,197 --> 00:05:01,469 Palaiseau! 110 00:05:04,673 --> 00:05:08,296 You know what? I don't know if I'm in the mood for something so fancy. 111 00:05:08,421 --> 00:05:11,341 Can we just go somewhere, like, more simple? 112 00:05:12,968 --> 00:05:14,720 Yes, of course. We can... 113 00:05:15,506 --> 00:05:17,308 What did you have in mind? 114 00:05:18,529 --> 00:05:19,681 I don't know. 115 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:23,436 How about a little Latin place that I always used to go? 116 00:05:23,561 --> 00:05:25,113 That sounds fantastic. 117 00:05:25,238 --> 00:05:27,446 I would love to see how your people eat. 118 00:05:27,614 --> 00:05:28,816 "Your people"? 119 00:05:29,969 --> 00:05:31,624 What is wrong with me? 120 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,567 Okay, it's egg-crackin' time. 121 00:05:33,693 --> 00:05:35,546 I find the key to cracking an egg properly... 122 00:05:35,715 --> 00:05:37,843 Mom, I'm not a child. I can do it. 123 00:05:40,683 --> 00:05:41,953 My mom's not dumb. 124 00:05:42,078 --> 00:05:44,437 You can't just ask her to do something for you. 125 00:05:44,562 --> 00:05:48,133 You have to very carefully put the cheese in the trap. 126 00:05:51,037 --> 00:05:52,956 Oops. I got a little shell in the bowl. 127 00:05:53,124 --> 00:05:54,918 And when that happens, I find 128 00:05:55,086 --> 00:05:57,089 - that I like to not dig it out... - I got it. 129 00:05:57,833 --> 00:06:00,471 - That's really gross. - Okay, I'm gonna... I'll do this. 130 00:06:00,843 --> 00:06:02,447 You just... mop up. 131 00:06:02,894 --> 00:06:04,035 And... snap! 132 00:06:05,007 --> 00:06:06,901 Is it bad that I feel sorry for her? 133 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:08,682 So, how do I start? 134 00:06:08,872 --> 00:06:10,324 What do you think? 135 00:06:10,492 --> 00:06:13,117 I don't know. Mom usually tells me what to do. 136 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,995 Join the club. I'm kidding. I love your mom. 137 00:06:16,385 --> 00:06:20,135 We are going to try a new approach this time. 138 00:06:20,303 --> 00:06:21,972 Now, your goal is to create a display 139 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:23,810 about the life and art of Van Gogh. 140 00:06:25,449 --> 00:06:28,208 I got your poster board right here, 141 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,407 so pretend you're telling the story of his life 142 00:06:31,575 --> 00:06:34,455 to someone who has never heard of him. What do you put 143 00:06:34,746 --> 00:06:35,947 on that board? 144 00:06:37,582 --> 00:06:39,758 I see the wheels spinning, the spark of creat... 145 00:06:39,883 --> 00:06:42,889 - How do they get the lead in pencils? - Okay, let's try to stay on topic. 146 00:06:44,346 --> 00:06:48,200 Look who thinks Mercury is the densest planet in the solar system. 147 00:06:48,588 --> 00:06:51,197 I take it from your mocking tone that I am incorrect. 148 00:06:51,365 --> 00:06:53,016 The densest planet is Earth. 149 00:06:53,141 --> 00:06:55,972 Which makes you the densest guy on the densest planet. 150 00:06:56,097 --> 00:06:57,098 Zing! 151 00:06:57,359 --> 00:06:58,378 Fun. 152 00:06:58,546 --> 00:07:00,607 You sure Mitchell won't mind me tagging along? 153 00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:02,205 Are you kidding? He loves you. 154 00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:03,898 What are you worried about? 155 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:06,069 I've never had a brother before. 156 00:07:06,194 --> 00:07:08,356 We never really hung out that much. 157 00:07:08,481 --> 00:07:11,882 - You are overthinking this. - I don't want to say the wrong thing. 158 00:07:12,007 --> 00:07:14,181 You can't. That's the beauty of having a brother. 159 00:07:14,306 --> 00:07:17,268 Me and my brother were zinging each other all the time. 160 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:18,999 Like, "what's going on, fat boy?" 161 00:07:19,124 --> 00:07:21,410 "Nothing much, jackass." Things of that nature. 162 00:07:22,102 --> 00:07:24,154 It's how brothers express love. 163 00:07:29,389 --> 00:07:30,609 Shotgun, sucker! 164 00:07:35,277 --> 00:07:36,378 I'm gonna... 165 00:07:36,503 --> 00:07:37,755 see the sights. 166 00:07:38,702 --> 00:07:40,128 Not if they see you first! 167 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,797 Kind of missed with that one, kid. 168 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:49,062 All right, this is all you need to know right here. 169 00:07:49,999 --> 00:07:53,279 Apparently, the pencil's in two pieces, they glue them together around the lead. 170 00:07:53,447 --> 00:07:56,393 What if we put all the stuff about his life on this side 171 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,791 and all the stuff about his paintings on this side? 172 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,183 Luke, buddy, that's fantastic. 173 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:04,204 And the best part is you came up with that by yourself. 174 00:08:04,329 --> 00:08:07,282 All it took was a little bit of focus and... 175 00:08:07,795 --> 00:08:09,261 This thing is really loose. 176 00:08:09,978 --> 00:08:12,361 I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver, but you run with this. 177 00:08:12,486 --> 00:08:14,740 On your mark, get set, Van Gogh! 178 00:08:15,841 --> 00:08:18,219 Hey, dad. He kind of looks like uncle Mitchell, 179 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:20,000 If uncle Mitchell were insane. 180 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,385 I got sprayed by a skunk! 181 00:08:27,127 --> 00:08:28,328 Oh, you stink. 182 00:08:28,512 --> 00:08:30,980 And not just at astronomy! Blammo! 183 00:08:31,638 --> 00:08:33,040 What is happening? 184 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,483 I love this place. 185 00:08:39,791 --> 00:08:41,473 I was worried, it's not exactly... 186 00:08:41,598 --> 00:08:44,570 I... love... this place. 187 00:08:45,239 --> 00:08:47,156 I... was... nervous. 188 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:49,642 I mean, there was a lot of different food on the menu. 189 00:08:50,143 --> 00:08:52,406 And on the floor. And on the wall. 190 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:54,778 Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit? 191 00:08:54,946 --> 00:08:56,800 Were you there? I would've recognized 192 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:59,046 the only other white or gay person. 193 00:08:59,924 --> 00:09:01,623 I had already offended Gloria once. 194 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:03,099 Not gonna do it again. 195 00:09:09,224 --> 00:09:10,294 Oh, welcome. 196 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:13,505 - So, carnitas diablos? - Ah, you remember! 197 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:16,106 I'll just have the same thing. 198 00:09:16,231 --> 00:09:18,408 No, you should have the chicken enchiladas. 199 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,456 No, I'll have the carnitas diablos. 200 00:09:21,624 --> 00:09:22,860 These are not for you. 201 00:09:22,985 --> 00:09:24,671 - Excuse me? - They're too spicy. 202 00:09:24,839 --> 00:09:26,717 - And she's used to it. - He's right. 203 00:09:26,885 --> 00:09:29,305 I can spice you under the table any day, 204 00:09:29,473 --> 00:09:30,892 there, sweet thing. 205 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:34,483 Dos carnitas diablos, por favor. 206 00:09:41,757 --> 00:09:43,809 Of course. What was I thinking? 207 00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:46,255 Dad, can we just go home, please? 208 00:09:46,423 --> 00:09:50,430 You've got to air out before you get in that car. I'll never get the stink out. 209 00:09:50,739 --> 00:09:52,497 Hey, Jay, is that Venus? 210 00:09:52,622 --> 00:09:55,601 'cause I can smell the clouds of pure sulfuric acid from here. 211 00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:56,735 Slam! 212 00:09:56,903 --> 00:09:59,240 Okay, I'd really like to go home now. 213 00:09:59,408 --> 00:10:02,027 - We'll miss the meteor shower. - The trouble is your clothes. 214 00:10:02,152 --> 00:10:05,043 Just take them off. I think there's a blanket in the trunk. 215 00:10:05,211 --> 00:10:07,339 You're not worried I might stink up the blanket? 216 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,729 Don't worry about it. 217 00:10:08,854 --> 00:10:10,499 We just use it to cover up the seat 218 00:10:10,624 --> 00:10:12,986 for when Manny's all sweaty after his tango class. 219 00:10:13,111 --> 00:10:15,647 If you don't sweat, you're not doing it right. 220 00:10:21,675 --> 00:10:24,415 So, he was one of the best boyfriends I ever had. 221 00:10:24,966 --> 00:10:26,002 But he was gay. 222 00:10:26,253 --> 00:10:28,454 I figured that out after the first month, 223 00:10:28,579 --> 00:10:31,470 but I stayed for a whole year because the haircuts were fantastic! 224 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,199 It's funny, huh? 225 00:10:36,231 --> 00:10:38,777 - It's not that funny. Are you okay? - I'm fine. 226 00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:41,247 - Are you sure? - I love this place. 227 00:10:42,368 --> 00:10:45,267 - But your head is running water. - No, I don't think it is. 228 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:48,881 I told you it was too spicy for you! Look at your shirt! 229 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,469 I just need to get a little bit of a drink or something. 230 00:10:51,721 --> 00:10:54,433 Cameron, the water makes it so worse. No! 231 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,982 Oh, you're right. That does make it worse. 232 00:10:58,518 --> 00:11:00,320 I feel like I ate the sun! 233 00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:04,119 And that is the secret to no lumps. See? 234 00:11:04,287 --> 00:11:06,415 - It's kind of fun. - You make it fun, Mom. 235 00:11:06,859 --> 00:11:08,962 Listen to these symptoms of ADHD 236 00:11:09,213 --> 00:11:10,809 and tell me it's not Luke. 237 00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:13,681 "Easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli." 238 00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:27,050 "Often impulsively abandons one task for another." 239 00:11:33,783 --> 00:11:35,432 That's where I left those. 240 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,354 "A tendency to act without regard to consequences, 241 00:11:39,127 --> 00:11:42,028 "often at the expense of personal safety." 242 00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:03,029 - "Having accidents more often..." - I think that's enough. We've got it. 243 00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:27,859 - Honey, are you okay? - Yeah. 244 00:12:27,984 --> 00:12:30,434 Remember those sunglasses I couldn't find? 245 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:31,585 Bingo! 246 00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:34,835 I asked you to do one thing. 247 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,511 - Stay on top of Luke. - Just so you know, your son's working 248 00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:40,209 on an awesome Van Gogh... gotta fix that... masterpiece. 249 00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:43,150 Wait till you see. You're gonna be so surprised. 250 00:12:43,275 --> 00:12:46,615 Oh, God, honey, I want nothing more than to be surprised, really. 251 00:12:52,226 --> 00:12:53,627 I'm not surprised. 252 00:12:56,462 --> 00:13:00,090 That's it. I don't want to hear anything about your new method of doing things. 253 00:13:00,215 --> 00:13:03,207 One thing works with these kids, and that is staying on top of them, 254 00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:05,194 which, thanks to you, my friend, 255 00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:07,522 I will now be able to do all night long. 256 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,091 Not happy, dude. 257 00:13:16,342 --> 00:13:18,221 - You're supposed to be working. - I am. 258 00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:20,611 - Mr. Potato head? Really? - I know what you... 259 00:13:20,737 --> 00:13:21,893 Don't wanna hear it. 260 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:25,819 I'm going to clean up the garage. Then, I'll watch you until it's done. 261 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,312 - Breathe. - It only makes the fire spread. 262 00:13:36,437 --> 00:13:37,989 Then drink this milk. 263 00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:41,726 Why did you have to order that spicy dish? 264 00:13:41,894 --> 00:13:43,595 Because I'm a big idiot. 265 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,519 And I wanted to have this awesome night 266 00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:49,776 between the two of us, where we end up best friends, 267 00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:52,556 having lunch, buying shoes... 268 00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:55,724 Okay, let's go have lunch! Let's go buy shoes! 269 00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:57,806 Really? 270 00:13:57,931 --> 00:14:00,425 - Yeah, why are you so surprised? - I don't know. 271 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:03,692 I guess I just always feel like I blow it with you, Gloria. 272 00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:05,935 Whether it's the Colombian comment or... 273 00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:08,942 - picking the wrong restaurant... - The restaurant? 274 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,169 That had nothing to do with you. 275 00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:14,561 I was just not in the mood to go anywhere that fancy 276 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,247 after the stupid thing I did this morning. 277 00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:19,087 What did you do? 278 00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:21,707 I bought a dress. 279 00:14:22,225 --> 00:14:23,471 You monster. 280 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,348 It was a very expensive dress that I don't need. 281 00:14:26,473 --> 00:14:30,481 I felt so stupid that when I got home, I couldn't bring it inside the house. 282 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:34,603 - I left it in the car. - I get it. I've a legendary hat story. 283 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,376 - I bet you look fabulous in that dress. - Yes, 284 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,426 but anyone would look fabulous in that dress. 285 00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:42,112 You find that blanket? 286 00:14:44,831 --> 00:14:47,704 - This was all I could find. Shut up! - Really shows off your shape. 287 00:14:48,884 --> 00:14:51,741 Spin around, cupcake. Let's see the caboose. 288 00:14:52,112 --> 00:14:53,954 You get fries with that shake? 289 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,203 Was that too far? 290 00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:58,645 There's a line, Jay. 291 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,600 I better go mop this up. 292 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:04,135 Oh, come on. Where's the... 293 00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:10,519 I'm sorry if things got a little out of hand back there, but... 294 00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:13,086 In our defense, look at you. 295 00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:14,612 I mean, smell you. 296 00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:17,208 This is a fantastic apology. 297 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:20,430 Don't be too hard on the kid. I was egging him on. 298 00:15:21,772 --> 00:15:23,772 You're gonna be mad, be mad at me. 299 00:15:23,971 --> 00:15:24,974 Done. 300 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:29,128 I was just happy to see him laugh. He's had kind of a tough week. 301 00:15:29,354 --> 00:15:33,337 I got sprayed by a skunk and I'm wearing a dress that makes my hips look huge. 302 00:15:33,874 --> 00:15:36,617 I know he doesn't want me to talk about it, but... 303 00:15:36,743 --> 00:15:38,908 he didn't get invited to this big party. 304 00:15:39,591 --> 00:15:42,916 Some kids he thought were his friends think he's weird. 305 00:15:44,305 --> 00:15:47,442 Now, you know me on this. I'm no good at it, you know? 306 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,191 - I never know what to say. - Well, that's true. 307 00:15:50,755 --> 00:15:53,908 But maybe I raised a kid who would know what to say. 308 00:15:55,324 --> 00:15:59,328 That's the only reason I invited him, because this astronomy stuff... 309 00:16:00,121 --> 00:16:01,517 That's our thing. 310 00:16:03,981 --> 00:16:05,833 Yeah, no, I'll talk to him. 311 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:08,095 You know, you don't look that ridiculous. 312 00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,382 - You actually got the legs for it. - Dad... 313 00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:12,825 I'm just saying, if you were that type of a gay, 314 00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:15,077 you'd probably do all right for yourself. 315 00:16:15,202 --> 00:16:16,203 Come on! 316 00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:21,637 I always had a sense it was dangerous down here, but... 317 00:16:21,919 --> 00:16:23,789 it's actually kind of charming, isn't it? 318 00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:26,013 No, it's not safe at all. 319 00:16:27,242 --> 00:16:29,906 - I used to live down here, you know? - What? 320 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,170 That's why I come down here. Look there. 321 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,590 That was my old apartment. 322 00:16:34,783 --> 00:16:37,418 After I left Javier, that's all I could afford. 323 00:16:38,011 --> 00:16:39,593 It's still part of me. 324 00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:43,327 You have to remember those things. Like you when you go to your farm. 325 00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:45,635 You remember that? I told you that a year ago. 326 00:16:46,061 --> 00:16:47,319 Of course I do. 327 00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,546 You're my friend, you big idiot! 328 00:16:50,289 --> 00:16:53,032 You know, this part of town might be very rough, 329 00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:54,920 but the people here, Cameron... 330 00:16:55,238 --> 00:16:56,239 The best. 331 00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,331 I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here. 332 00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:03,270 - Who did this? - Oh, no, it's okay, Gloria. 333 00:17:03,395 --> 00:17:06,713 Who did this? You coward sons of bitches! 334 00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:09,215 It's okay, everybody! I'm insured! 335 00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:13,542 What? You scared to show your faces, little girls? 336 00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:16,070 - It's all right, everybody! - Cameron, wait in the car! 337 00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:17,797 I think it's drivable! 338 00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:25,371 I'm going back up to Luke's room, and I'm not leaving until he's finished. 339 00:17:25,496 --> 00:17:26,640 Thank you. 340 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:29,807 And I'm really sorry for not underestimating Luke enough. 341 00:17:30,059 --> 00:17:31,550 Well, that means a lot to me. 342 00:17:32,476 --> 00:17:34,942 The hardest part is he takes after me with all this. 343 00:17:35,673 --> 00:17:37,762 - Like my lack of focus and your... - My what? 344 00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:39,188 I just love you. 345 00:17:44,621 --> 00:17:46,256 - I did it. - Buddy! 346 00:17:48,428 --> 00:17:49,596 Do you like it? 347 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,766 I love it. 348 00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:53,855 - Did you do this? - All him. 349 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:57,440 I used Mr. Potato head ears because Van Gogh cut his ear off. 350 00:17:57,565 --> 00:18:00,911 And there's money, because his paintings sell for, like, a bajillion dollars, 351 00:18:01,318 --> 00:18:03,523 which is sad, because he died broke. 352 00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:05,879 That... 353 00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:08,491 - You were right. - Don't apologize. 354 00:18:08,616 --> 00:18:10,776 - I'm not apologizing. - Apology accepted. 355 00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:14,327 I really couldn't be more proud of you. 356 00:18:14,452 --> 00:18:16,483 I am so sorry I didn't give you more credit. 357 00:18:16,652 --> 00:18:18,445 - Thanks. - Way to go, buddy. 358 00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:22,853 I got to go finish the cupcakes. 359 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,002 She didn't. 360 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,463 Can you hand me those? 361 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,969 Yeah, I can talk. 362 00:18:31,472 --> 00:18:32,683 What are you doing? 363 00:18:32,935 --> 00:18:35,730 I showed you how to make them, and now you can do it yourself. 364 00:18:37,401 --> 00:18:38,820 Come on, guys, let's go. 365 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:42,809 Well, good, because I really wanted to. 366 00:18:44,953 --> 00:18:46,334 Setting the oven to 700! 367 00:18:47,388 --> 00:18:50,119 I'm putting the eggs in the bowl! 368 00:18:50,244 --> 00:18:52,597 Oh, I got some shells in them! Uh-oh! 369 00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:54,292 Are you serious? 370 00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:04,537 So, I know you'd never, um... 371 00:19:06,154 --> 00:19:07,501 I know you'd never... 372 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:10,558 never believe this by looking at me right now, but... 373 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,553 I used to get picked on at school, too. 374 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:14,390 So, Jay told you? 375 00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:16,751 Yeah, they would... 376 00:19:16,876 --> 00:19:18,378 They'd call me weird. 377 00:19:18,802 --> 00:19:20,569 I was weird. Fun weird. 378 00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:22,991 But I... this is the funny thing about growing up. 379 00:19:23,199 --> 00:19:26,958 For years, everybody's desperately afraid to be different, in any way. 380 00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:28,697 And then, 381 00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:29,823 suddenly, 382 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,684 almost overnight, 383 00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:34,335 everybody wants to be different. 384 00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:35,925 And that... 385 00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:37,659 is where we win. 386 00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:40,609 I'm sort of counting on that. 387 00:19:41,725 --> 00:19:44,117 I'm sorry I was picking on you too much. 388 00:19:44,368 --> 00:19:47,086 - Jay said that's what brothers do. - Yeah, well... 389 00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:49,795 we don't have to listen to him. Brothers do that, too. 390 00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:52,341 Okay, ladies, finish up your tea party. 391 00:19:52,509 --> 00:19:53,832 You're missing the show. 392 00:19:53,957 --> 00:19:56,503 I can't believe I was fighting over this guy, huh? 393 00:19:56,889 --> 00:19:58,040 Check it out. 394 00:19:58,165 --> 00:19:59,316 Check it out. 395 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,361 Awesome. 396 00:20:07,003 --> 00:20:09,105 Why did he paint "Starry Night"? 397 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,906 Maybe 'cause the sky is beautiful 398 00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:14,844 and everybody likes looking at it. 399 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,265 And it reminds us 400 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:21,566 that something's up there, watching over all of us. 401 00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:23,465 Aliens, 402 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:27,495 who could be here in a second to liquefy us and use us as fuel. 403 00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:30,167 So, wake up, people. We're next. 404 00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:31,546 Mom? 405 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,966 You better get down here! 406 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,410 Delicious. 407 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,280 I am so proud. 408 00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:48,107 Thanks, mom. I'm just gonna wrap these up. 409 00:20:48,358 --> 00:20:50,541 You're gonna be late. Just go. I'll bring them. 410 00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:53,462 - Are you sure? I'm done? - Get out of here, Betty Crocker. 411 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,664 So proud of you! 412 00:20:57,783 --> 00:21:01,062 - Do we have the poison control number? - I love you! I've always loved you! 413 00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:04,026 My mouth is asleep like at the dentist. 414 00:21:04,194 --> 00:21:05,746 Get over here, buddy.