1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,325 - Steaks will be ready in five minutes. - You're destroying those things. 2 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:06,691 Jay, leave him alone. 3 00:00:06,816 --> 00:00:08,925 Sorry, but that cow has suffered long enough. 4 00:00:09,338 --> 00:00:10,135 Fun. 5 00:00:10,422 --> 00:00:11,429 Whoa, wait. 6 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:13,128 Dinner's ready in five minutes. 7 00:00:13,253 --> 00:00:16,611 - Coach wants us to practice lay-ups. - They are deceptively hard. 8 00:00:16,736 --> 00:00:18,402 A curious mix of dance and strength. 9 00:00:18,654 --> 00:00:20,419 You're making it lame again. 10 00:00:20,544 --> 00:00:21,345 Sorry. 11 00:00:21,915 --> 00:00:23,370 Ay, dios mìo, that coach. 12 00:00:23,538 --> 00:00:24,539 I hate that guy. 13 00:00:24,707 --> 00:00:26,668 He seems to have the kids motivated. 14 00:00:26,836 --> 00:00:29,446 Dad, you haven't seen him. He taunts the kids. He's abusive. 15 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:32,301 If this was a Colombian soccer league, long time ago, 16 00:00:32,426 --> 00:00:34,642 one of the kids would have taken that guy out and... 17 00:00:34,942 --> 00:00:37,249 A coach is supposed to ride the kids hard. 18 00:00:37,374 --> 00:00:39,193 - Phil, help me out here. - He's a mean man. 19 00:00:39,524 --> 00:00:41,698 - You're such a woman. - Come to the game. You'll see. 20 00:00:41,866 --> 00:00:44,787 This guy's a real mother-scratcher. Pardon the language, Gloria. 21 00:00:45,535 --> 00:00:49,122 He better cool it, or I'll introduce him to the Captain and Tennille. 22 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,083 Sorry we're late. I was at work. 23 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:54,515 He loves to say that. 24 00:00:54,683 --> 00:00:55,753 Happy barbecue. 25 00:00:55,878 --> 00:00:57,647 Since Mitchell is between jobs, 26 00:00:57,815 --> 00:01:00,296 I've taken a part-time job at a greeting-card store, 27 00:01:00,421 --> 00:01:02,020 which I love. 28 00:01:02,458 --> 00:01:05,079 Plus, with my discount, we're saving a fortune. 29 00:01:07,018 --> 00:01:09,189 How is spending a ton of money on greeting cards 30 00:01:09,314 --> 00:01:10,518 saving us a fortune? 31 00:01:10,643 --> 00:01:11,644 It's math. 32 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,557 - It's really not. - Look it up. 33 00:01:16,734 --> 00:01:19,155 $2.95, $2.95, $4.95... 34 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,154 - $2.95, $3.95, $2.95. - 40% off, 40% off, 40% off... 35 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:24,952 Mitchell, I got this golf buddy of mine. 36 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,777 Great guy. Super successful. You two should talk. 37 00:01:27,902 --> 00:01:30,295 - It could mean a job for you. - Thanks, dad, but I'm... 38 00:01:30,463 --> 00:01:32,399 I'm not really looking for anything right now. 39 00:01:32,524 --> 00:01:35,639 With me bringing home the bacon, he doesn't have to rush into anything. 40 00:01:36,072 --> 00:01:38,718 Yeah, I know you have all that greeting-card screw-you money, 41 00:01:38,843 --> 00:01:41,693 but talk to the guy? He's expecting your call in the morning. 42 00:01:41,861 --> 00:01:44,323 - Dad, I appreciate it, but... - Oh, I can't stand this. 43 00:01:44,491 --> 00:01:45,613 I am sorry, but... 44 00:01:46,575 --> 00:01:49,751 Those steaks have been done for 5 min. I'm taking them off the grill. 45 00:01:51,933 --> 00:01:55,345 Sorry. I know how it feels to have him stick his nose where it doesn't belong. 46 00:01:55,671 --> 00:01:57,775 No biggie. That's just Jay being Jay. 47 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:01,908 But one day I'm gonna be a grandfather, then everybody better hide their meat. 48 00:02:02,773 --> 00:02:05,249 Subtitles by Kevin & Tyno 49 00:02:05,374 --> 00:02:07,453 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 50 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:21,314 - Oh, who's she? - I hate it when you do that. 51 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:23,235 - Who's he? - It's Charlie Bingham. 52 00:02:23,403 --> 00:02:26,532 The guy that my dad wanted me to call. I googled him. Look. 53 00:02:26,925 --> 00:02:29,455 Oh, he owns Earthgear Apparel? I have their ski pants. 54 00:02:29,747 --> 00:02:31,251 Really? You don't ski. 55 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:34,298 I have cargo pants, and I don't work at the docks. 56 00:02:34,466 --> 00:02:36,073 God, I feel like such a slacker. 57 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,139 He has done so much for being so young. 58 00:02:38,307 --> 00:02:39,976 Okay, look, he's opened up a dozen 59 00:02:40,101 --> 00:02:42,703 environmental foundations and conservancies. 60 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:44,694 So, are you gonna call him? 61 00:02:45,669 --> 00:02:48,419 I don't know. I mean, I sort of promised myself 62 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:50,504 and you that I'd take a little time off and... 63 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,209 And you are loving your time off. 64 00:02:52,377 --> 00:02:53,278 Totally. 65 00:02:55,288 --> 00:02:56,789 I am losing my mind. 66 00:02:57,924 --> 00:02:59,999 As much as I love Lily, which is, 67 00:03:00,124 --> 00:03:02,676 you know, more than life itself, I am... 68 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:05,854 not cut out to be a stay-at-home dad. No. 69 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,489 But it's Cameron's turn. 70 00:03:07,614 --> 00:03:10,533 It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups 71 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,209 while I get to stay at home 72 00:03:12,334 --> 00:03:14,886 and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. 73 00:03:16,707 --> 00:03:20,563 I'd fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into candy-cane river. 74 00:03:20,892 --> 00:03:23,472 So, I don't know. Should I call him? 75 00:03:24,072 --> 00:03:27,011 I don't know. Maybe just to get your dad off your back. 76 00:03:27,572 --> 00:03:30,610 Because the last thing I want for you is to take a job right now. 77 00:03:30,735 --> 00:03:32,287 I am loving our life. 78 00:03:33,072 --> 00:03:34,974 I am in a really dark space. 79 00:03:35,278 --> 00:03:37,955 Being away from my Lily is literally torture. 80 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,850 And I can't pressure Mitchell, 81 00:03:39,976 --> 00:03:42,978 but I really, really, really just want him to get a job 82 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:46,669 so I can go back to being a stay-at-home dad/trophy wife! 83 00:03:51,158 --> 00:03:52,838 Come on, ladies, move it! 84 00:03:52,964 --> 00:03:55,460 Goodness gracious! Turtles run faster! 85 00:03:55,908 --> 00:03:56,964 Come on! 86 00:03:57,537 --> 00:04:00,269 Could you run any slower? I dare you to run slower. 87 00:04:00,394 --> 00:04:01,297 You see? 88 00:04:01,422 --> 00:04:04,292 - He's just trying to light a fire. - No, I light him on fire. 89 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:06,487 Why do I always have to come to these things? 90 00:04:06,612 --> 00:04:08,614 Because you love your brother. 91 00:04:08,885 --> 00:04:11,221 Why don't you make him come to my orchestra concerts? 92 00:04:11,346 --> 00:04:12,802 Because we love your brother. 93 00:04:12,928 --> 00:04:14,206 Good job, Luke! 94 00:04:16,587 --> 00:04:17,388 Shoot! 95 00:04:18,712 --> 00:04:20,785 Delgado! You're killing me, man! 96 00:04:20,911 --> 00:04:23,113 I love you, Manny, no matter what! 97 00:04:25,453 --> 00:04:26,354 Come on! 98 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:28,413 Okay. 99 00:04:28,557 --> 00:04:31,310 That's great. Okay, well, I'll let you know. 100 00:04:31,636 --> 00:04:32,887 All right, bye. 101 00:04:33,496 --> 00:04:37,002 So, Charlie Bingham just invited us to his beach house for a get-together. 102 00:04:38,881 --> 00:04:41,594 - What did you say? - I said I'd check with you. 103 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,431 What do you think? 104 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:46,331 What do you think? 105 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:49,068 I think it would be rude not to hear him out. 106 00:04:49,236 --> 00:04:50,884 Yeah, you're probably right. 107 00:04:53,099 --> 00:04:55,696 And don't worry. I'm not gonna take any job. 108 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,334 You better not. 109 00:04:59,278 --> 00:05:00,215 I just miss... 110 00:05:01,575 --> 00:05:02,526 I just... 111 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,089 I just miss, you know... 112 00:05:08,191 --> 00:05:09,142 I just... 113 00:05:09,919 --> 00:05:11,971 Make grilled-cheese sandwiches. 114 00:05:12,765 --> 00:05:15,441 You're doing great, Luke, if your goal is to suck. 115 00:05:15,955 --> 00:05:17,606 I'm on it. Wait for me. 116 00:05:18,644 --> 00:05:19,622 Hey, coach? 117 00:05:19,747 --> 00:05:21,647 Look, we appreciate your passion, 118 00:05:21,772 --> 00:05:24,474 but some of us are worried the yelling is getting counter-productive. 119 00:05:24,599 --> 00:05:27,394 - I got this. Come on, stupid! - No you don't "got this." 120 00:05:27,562 --> 00:05:29,614 What you got is a bad attitude. 121 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:34,114 - Who are you? - I happen to be the stepfather of... 122 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,600 Doesn't matter who. 123 00:05:38,725 --> 00:05:40,341 What you need to start doing 124 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:43,192 is a little more coaching and a little less yelling. 125 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,182 'Cause if I hear you call one of these kids stupid again, 126 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,770 I swear to god, I'll throw a shoe at your head. 127 00:05:49,469 --> 00:05:51,371 Screw it. I don't need this. 128 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:53,238 You think you can do a better job? 129 00:05:53,658 --> 00:05:54,659 You coach. 130 00:05:56,870 --> 00:05:58,456 Jay, I was handling this. 131 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,850 I saw how you broke out peaches and herb. 132 00:06:00,976 --> 00:06:02,416 It's the Captain and... 133 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:08,973 Your old coach had to leave for a little while. 134 00:06:09,098 --> 00:06:10,579 Why? Is he sick? 135 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,159 - Yes. He's very, very sick. - Is he going to die? 136 00:06:13,284 --> 00:06:15,699 Everyone dies, boys, let's focus on what's important. 137 00:06:15,867 --> 00:06:17,578 Our next game is in one hour. 138 00:06:17,703 --> 00:06:20,896 We are going to go from being five fingers to being a fist. 139 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:22,503 - How does that sound? - Great. 140 00:06:22,628 --> 00:06:24,446 - I can't hear you? - Great! 141 00:06:24,571 --> 00:06:26,244 That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. 142 00:06:26,369 --> 00:06:28,599 Gentlemen, I talked to the referee. I'm coaching. 143 00:06:28,943 --> 00:06:32,024 - Oh, really? 'Cause I... - Phil, I coached football. 144 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,166 Jay, I actually coached basketball. I think I can get these guys... 145 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:37,423 Relax, you've already got the assistant job. 146 00:06:37,548 --> 00:06:39,204 Think you can round us up some waters? 147 00:06:42,045 --> 00:06:42,996 Go ahead. 148 00:06:43,456 --> 00:06:46,043 Gentlemen, this is what I need. I want you to hit them, 149 00:06:46,168 --> 00:06:47,740 and I want you to hit them hard. 150 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:49,350 Father-in-laws are tough. 151 00:06:49,518 --> 00:06:52,993 You can't let them push you around, and you also have to show them respect. 152 00:06:53,118 --> 00:06:54,623 It's like walking a tightrope, 153 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,245 which, by the way, I can do because I went to trapeze school. 154 00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:58,993 Did Jay? I doubt it. 155 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,272 Honey, I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna buy Alex some clothes. 156 00:07:04,397 --> 00:07:05,348 Okeydoke. 157 00:07:05,731 --> 00:07:07,148 How come you're not coaching? 158 00:07:07,273 --> 00:07:09,425 'Cause your dad coached football. 159 00:07:10,107 --> 00:07:11,108 I'm sorry. 160 00:07:11,677 --> 00:07:14,168 And I am going to make it up to you tonight. 161 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,353 And I'll be thinking of your dad while you do. 162 00:07:17,612 --> 00:07:18,663 Disturbing. 163 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:25,930 - How's it going? - Great. Your dad coached football. 164 00:07:26,626 --> 00:07:27,928 A fellow victim. 165 00:07:28,304 --> 00:07:30,640 Thank you again for taking care of Lily. It's last-minute. 166 00:07:30,808 --> 00:07:33,438 - Don't be silly. - We'll stick around for a few minutes. 167 00:07:33,606 --> 00:07:36,084 You know how fussy she gets when we pass her off, so... 168 00:07:36,209 --> 00:07:37,546 She seems fine. 169 00:07:38,115 --> 00:07:41,495 She's getting used to being away from you now that you have the new job. 170 00:07:47,528 --> 00:07:48,829 So proud of you! 171 00:07:50,182 --> 00:07:52,784 - We need to talk. - Okay. What happened? 172 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:54,689 Mom, I love you, 173 00:07:55,228 --> 00:07:56,775 but your words of encouragement 174 00:07:57,086 --> 00:07:59,788 encourage the other kids to make fun of me. 175 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:04,161 Okay, I won't say anything else on the next game. Promise. 176 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:06,754 We both know that your Latin blood makes that impossible. 177 00:08:07,371 --> 00:08:10,386 I think it would be better If you didn't come to the next game. 178 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:26,210 - Ah! - I know. 179 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:28,795 - I hate our house. - I know! 180 00:08:30,353 --> 00:08:31,814 And what's this thing? 181 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:33,891 I don't know, but it's fancy. 182 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,571 Stop playing with it. Come on. 183 00:08:36,696 --> 00:08:37,948 Don't break it. 184 00:08:42,098 --> 00:08:45,081 Nice to meet you. This is my partner, Cameron Tucker. 185 00:08:45,249 --> 00:08:46,090 Pleasure. 186 00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:49,112 So we just went ahead and parked on that round thingy in the driveway. 187 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,883 - That's fine, right? - No problem. 188 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,930 It's a turntable so you don't have to back out. 189 00:08:54,475 --> 00:08:57,355 You have a car turntable and you're wearing rubber. You're like Batman. 190 00:08:57,887 --> 00:08:58,852 I really am. 191 00:08:59,027 --> 00:09:00,078 Come on in. 192 00:09:00,446 --> 00:09:02,387 Turn the music down! 193 00:09:06,303 --> 00:09:08,612 Pardon the getup. Killer waves today. 194 00:09:08,737 --> 00:09:11,108 - You guys surf? - Only for bargains on the web. 195 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:12,634 Everybody, say hi. 196 00:09:13,632 --> 00:09:15,767 That's Jolie. She's head of my Europe division. 197 00:09:15,936 --> 00:09:17,980 She cheats at poker. You do. 198 00:09:18,148 --> 00:09:21,946 And that's my girlfriend, Jenny. Makes a hell of a margarita. Want one? 199 00:09:22,114 --> 00:09:24,050 - Absolutely. - Oh, no, not... 200 00:09:24,175 --> 00:09:26,705 Everybody, Mitchell Pritchett and his partner, Cameron. 201 00:09:26,873 --> 00:09:29,992 Business partners. Mergers and acquisitions. 202 00:09:30,117 --> 00:09:32,258 - I'm kidding. We're gay. - Stop talking. 203 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:35,659 When things are relaxed, I'm great in social situations. 204 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,017 I would have fit in at the Algonquin round table. 205 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:40,094 But when the stakes are high, 206 00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:43,607 I get a little tense. I'd be the guy that would knock over the round table. 207 00:09:43,732 --> 00:09:46,141 Then Dorothy Parker would make a quip, James Thurber would laugh, 208 00:09:46,266 --> 00:09:47,957 and then I would end up leaving, crying. 209 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,656 - How long you been on the lam? - What? 210 00:09:51,781 --> 00:09:53,866 You are looking around like the feds are after you. 211 00:09:53,992 --> 00:09:56,694 No, I'm not. Let's just get this over with. 212 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,121 Great. 213 00:09:58,378 --> 00:09:59,779 Oh, no. It's them. 214 00:10:01,753 --> 00:10:03,576 You know those girls from school. 215 00:10:04,528 --> 00:10:05,908 Let's go. Over here. 216 00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:08,104 - What is your problem? - Nothing. 217 00:10:08,328 --> 00:10:10,501 I'll meet you at the car in an hour. 218 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,171 Please, mom. Please. 219 00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:16,306 Hi, Jenna. 220 00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:22,150 And just like that, my baby girl became a teenager. 221 00:10:22,318 --> 00:10:25,628 She entered that dreaded phase where my very existence embarrasses her. 222 00:10:25,753 --> 00:10:27,205 I think I can help. 223 00:10:28,397 --> 00:10:29,898 You're not your mom. 224 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:32,562 Wow, that's your mom. 225 00:10:33,527 --> 00:10:35,129 Oh, I just got chills. 226 00:10:37,181 --> 00:10:38,282 First off... 227 00:10:39,024 --> 00:10:40,025 I'm a fan. 228 00:10:40,614 --> 00:10:41,855 Saw you in court once. 229 00:10:42,671 --> 00:10:44,110 - Seriously? - Yeah. 230 00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:45,879 Mayhew vs. Propyltech. 231 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:47,952 You are a good lawyer. 232 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:52,001 If you'd have handled my divorce, this house would be twice as big. 233 00:10:52,169 --> 00:10:53,707 Oh, he's better than good. 234 00:10:53,832 --> 00:10:56,480 Try to win an argument with him. I wanted to have Indian for dinner... 235 00:10:56,605 --> 00:10:57,745 We're talking again. 236 00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:00,017 Top of your class at Cornell and Columbia Law, 237 00:11:00,185 --> 00:11:01,687 had your pick of jobs, 238 00:11:01,855 --> 00:11:05,611 but instead chose to work in environmental law until last month. 239 00:11:06,157 --> 00:11:08,284 And he used to be a really great figure skater. 240 00:11:08,887 --> 00:11:10,956 - Why'd you quit? - His sister lost interest, 241 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:13,099 - and then there was... - He means my job. 242 00:11:14,171 --> 00:11:16,535 You can tell me about figure skating, too. 243 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:19,193 - It was... She did lose interest. - That's enough. 244 00:11:21,816 --> 00:11:24,274 - I didn't know you were gonna be here. - Hola, Claire. 245 00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:28,177 I had enough basketball for one day. 246 00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:30,202 Oh, I know. Come here, sweetie. 247 00:11:30,373 --> 00:11:34,336 Oh, sweet thing, you love me, and you want me to buy you a dress. 248 00:11:34,504 --> 00:11:37,550 Ay, but I'm gonna buy her some shoes first. 249 00:11:37,718 --> 00:11:40,112 What's that, Lily? Do you want me to buy you a dress? 250 00:11:40,237 --> 00:11:42,038 She said, "yes." 251 00:11:42,617 --> 00:11:43,618 What? 252 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:47,341 She did not say, "yes." 253 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,163 Okay, "win" on three. One, two, three... 254 00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:53,043 Win! 255 00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:55,625 Don't forget the pick-and-roll. They won't know how to defend it. 256 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,173 Try not to confuse my boys. 257 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,114 - Okay. I sleep with your daughter. - What? 258 00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:00,130 Good luck. 259 00:12:00,255 --> 00:12:01,682 Let's go, come on, let's go! 260 00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:03,979 Get out there. Hustle up! 261 00:12:04,147 --> 00:12:05,898 Get the tip! Get the tip! 262 00:12:08,363 --> 00:12:09,949 Keep the hustle, keep the hustle. 263 00:12:10,117 --> 00:12:12,578 Come on, boys. Don't let them push you around. 264 00:12:12,746 --> 00:12:14,269 Alright, little defense. 265 00:12:14,753 --> 00:12:16,073 Play defense. 266 00:12:16,383 --> 00:12:19,112 I did a little scouting, and the other team only has 2 shooters. 267 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,971 - If we isolate both of them... - Good, Phil. Thank you. Good. 268 00:12:22,096 --> 00:12:24,185 Manny, pay attention! What are you looking at? 269 00:12:24,353 --> 00:12:25,354 What? 270 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:31,949 And that was in 2004. 271 00:12:32,074 --> 00:12:33,606 So, tell me this, 272 00:12:33,731 --> 00:12:36,001 what are the regulatory challenges of a solar farm? 273 00:12:36,544 --> 00:12:39,062 You know, it could be anything: agricultural, 274 00:12:39,187 --> 00:12:41,105 military, protected species... 275 00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:43,309 Ironically, even some environmental groups. 276 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:44,879 I think you got all of it. 277 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:46,215 I think you got it. 278 00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:48,233 Yeah, I'm just gonna freshen this up. 279 00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:53,509 Let me ask you a question. How do you like the beard? 280 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,581 I'm thinking of growing one. Jenny's against it. 281 00:12:55,749 --> 00:12:58,462 Oh, well, I've been very happy with mine. 282 00:13:00,008 --> 00:13:01,551 That's it. I'm doing it. 283 00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:03,033 I've made a fortune. 284 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,394 I want to use it for some good. I need a lawyer to help me navigate. 285 00:13:06,783 --> 00:13:09,150 I like you. You get me. So... 286 00:13:09,318 --> 00:13:10,319 In or out? 287 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:17,946 - I'm very sorry. - It's okay. 288 00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:21,591 That's a very big question. 289 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,356 I'm obviously gonna have to go talk to my bull in a china shop. 290 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:27,076 - I'll be right back. - Sure. 291 00:13:27,201 --> 00:13:29,190 Talk it over. It's a major life decision. 292 00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:30,603 Hey, Jenny! 293 00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:32,030 The beard is on! 294 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:39,460 - It's time to buy you beautiful shoes. - No. I saw another really cute dress. 295 00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:42,957 She has already six new dresses. What she needs... 296 00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:44,429 is strappy shoes. 297 00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:47,971 Oh, oh. There's Alex. I'll... I'll see you later. 298 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,397 Alex, honey. 299 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,599 Mom, I said I'd meet you at the car. 300 00:13:58,703 --> 00:13:59,704 Here. 301 00:14:00,211 --> 00:14:01,212 Thank you. 302 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,467 Still wish you had a daughter? 303 00:14:04,335 --> 00:14:06,366 Manny didn't want me at the game today. 304 00:14:06,491 --> 00:14:08,201 Oh, I'm sorry. 305 00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:09,547 It's okay. 306 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,276 No, it's not okay. It sucks. 307 00:14:12,444 --> 00:14:15,200 I miss babies. They never tell you to go away. 308 00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:17,287 Or wait in the car. 309 00:14:18,298 --> 00:14:19,791 Don't know about you, but I'm not 310 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,255 gonna feel sorry for myself. You know what we should do? 311 00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:24,010 Get pregnant. 312 00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:26,471 I was gonna say go for ice cream. 313 00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:28,491 Okay, we'll do yours first. 314 00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:34,999 It's hard to guard a player if there's no player near you! 315 00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:36,930 Good in the hood? 316 00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:39,706 - They are uniquely frustrating. - I hear ya. 317 00:14:39,874 --> 00:14:43,394 That might help, instead of a zone, switch to a simple man-to-man. 318 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:44,882 - I got this. - Really? 319 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,805 Because according to the scoreboard, the only thing you got is 4 points. 320 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:49,423 Good luck. 321 00:14:51,796 --> 00:14:54,710 - I need to talk to you. - I need to talk to you. 322 00:14:54,835 --> 00:14:55,677 Nice top. 323 00:15:04,628 --> 00:15:07,511 Cam, you have got to relax. I told you I wouldn't take a job... 324 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:08,931 Take the job. What? 325 00:15:09,099 --> 00:15:10,559 I want you to take the job. 326 00:15:11,104 --> 00:15:13,209 I thought you liked having me home with Lily. 327 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:14,859 I don't. I mean, I do. 328 00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:17,338 I just... I miss my time with Lily, 329 00:15:17,463 --> 00:15:18,825 And I know it's selfish... 330 00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:20,579 No, I want the job! 331 00:15:21,201 --> 00:15:22,041 You do? 332 00:15:22,209 --> 00:15:23,980 Oh, my God, yes! 333 00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:26,383 I love Lily, but I hate baby talk. 334 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,161 I wuv baby talk! 335 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:33,856 - Let's go get this job. - Let's get this job. 336 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:38,872 It's locked. 337 00:15:41,161 --> 00:15:42,162 Guys? 338 00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:45,627 Oh, my gosh. They're not gonna hear us. We're trapped out here. 339 00:15:45,752 --> 00:15:48,970 That's... stop being so dramatic. We'll just go through the garage. 340 00:15:49,138 --> 00:15:51,451 That's why he wants to hire you. You're good in crisis. 341 00:16:02,122 --> 00:16:03,822 - It's not opening. - Push it again. 342 00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:06,337 - I'm hearing things, but it's not... - Push it harder. 343 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,427 - Is it this one? - I hear something. What is that? 344 00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:14,270 No. Stop touching. 345 00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:21,326 Oh, that was it. 346 00:16:27,635 --> 00:16:30,288 - Did we do that? - What are we gonna say? 347 00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:35,604 I will take the job. 348 00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:38,318 I kind of think you have to now. 349 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,163 Guys, you're on the same team! 350 00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:45,332 Time-out! 351 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:46,961 Time-out. 352 00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:48,429 Get over here. 353 00:16:49,162 --> 00:16:50,259 Guys! 354 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,638 Earlier, we practiced a few set plays. 355 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:56,354 Did any of them involve wrestling the ball from your own teammate? 356 00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:58,400 But you said to be aggressive. 357 00:16:58,568 --> 00:17:00,862 Not on your own team! Wait here. 358 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,532 You got to coach. I can't take it. 359 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:06,249 - You talkin' to me? - Yeah. 360 00:17:06,374 --> 00:17:08,190 You got to take over. I'm about to lose it. 361 00:17:08,315 --> 00:17:10,587 - That sounds tough, coach. - What's your problem? 362 00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:12,584 Hey, coach! Tick tock. 363 00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:15,017 I was dealing with the coach, you pushed me aside. 364 00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:17,152 I was dealing with the boys, you pushed me aside. 365 00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:20,158 Believe it or not, Jay, there are some things that I am better at than you are. 366 00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:22,349 - Bam! It's out there! - Oh, for God's sake. 367 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:23,475 Coach! 368 00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:27,706 - He's calling you. - I don't blame you for being angry. 369 00:17:27,919 --> 00:17:29,945 I'm used to taking charge. That's all. 370 00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:32,134 I should have let you coach from the get-go. 371 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,303 And? 372 00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:38,897 - I love you. - No, the barbecue. 373 00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:40,517 Oh, for God's sake. 374 00:17:41,515 --> 00:17:44,825 I'm sure your steaks would've been delicious and not chewy. 375 00:17:47,102 --> 00:17:48,154 I'll do it. 376 00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:51,714 The student becomes the master. The once mighty... 377 00:17:51,882 --> 00:17:54,053 - Forget it. - No, no, no. I'm good. 378 00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:56,982 Hey, hey, guys. Who wants to go out like a champ? 379 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:58,599 I love it! 380 00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,649 Okay, Jordie, you inbound to Luke. 381 00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:03,488 Manny, set a pick on Luke's man and roll to the bucket. 382 00:18:03,656 --> 00:18:04,991 Luke, you know what to do. 383 00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:06,244 No, I don't. 384 00:18:06,412 --> 00:18:08,748 - Bounce pass to Manny. - But Dad... 385 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:10,360 coach... 386 00:18:10,568 --> 00:18:12,756 Manny hasn't taken a single shot all season. 387 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,719 Then chances are he'll be open. 388 00:18:15,246 --> 00:18:16,764 Okay, guys, let's bring it out. 389 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,143 Hey. Bring it in. 390 00:18:19,052 --> 00:18:21,692 Let's show them what kind of team they're about to beat. 391 00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:24,071 "Li'l dribblers" on three. One, two, three. 392 00:18:24,239 --> 00:18:26,141 Li'l dribblers! 393 00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:28,668 Okay, red ball. Side out. Here we go. 394 00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:34,861 What's my coaching philosophy? 395 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,079 Give a kid a bird... 396 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:42,128 and he becomes one of those weird dudes walking with a bird on his shoulder. 397 00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,619 But give him a pair of wings... 398 00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:47,426 and he can fly... 399 00:18:50,075 --> 00:18:52,669 unless he has absolutely no hand-eye coordination. 400 00:18:54,257 --> 00:18:55,683 I support you. 401 00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:04,174 - Hey, mom. - That was 20 minutes. 402 00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:05,328 Mom. 403 00:19:05,943 --> 00:19:07,187 I am so, 404 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,740 so sorry. 405 00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:10,622 I know it's no excuse, 406 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:13,994 but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school... 407 00:19:14,443 --> 00:19:16,095 You know, with friends. 408 00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:20,392 And I love you so much, I appreciate everything you do for me. 409 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:24,108 I'm still your little girl. 410 00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:28,013 I know, honey. 411 00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:29,953 That is so sweet. 412 00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:31,414 Can I get $20? 413 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:35,422 We are going to a movie, and get something to eat afterwards. 414 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,698 Jenna's brother's gonna take us home. 415 00:19:38,904 --> 00:19:40,704 Of course. Sweetie, you know what? 416 00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:41,977 Take $40. 417 00:19:42,145 --> 00:19:43,546 Oh, my gosh. 418 00:19:43,671 --> 00:19:45,013 - That's right. - Thanks. 419 00:19:45,138 --> 00:19:46,606 Have a great time. 420 00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:50,619 Oh, Alex, honey. 421 00:19:51,029 --> 00:19:52,414 When you're out shopping, 422 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,585 you might want to pick yourself up a training bra. 423 00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:58,134 You don't need one now, but your little boobies are gonna come in soon. 424 00:19:58,302 --> 00:19:59,768 Mommy loves you, kitten! 425 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:05,282 Teach her to screw with me. 426 00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:12,086 I set a pick and then rolled towards the basket. 427 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,460 Luke passed to me, I shot the ball, and I almost made it. 428 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:20,302 Ay, I bought Lily the cutest little dress today. 429 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,711 And I stole the ball from the others, 430 00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:26,217 did a 360, and almost dunked it. 431 00:20:26,342 --> 00:20:27,591 That's nice. 432 00:20:27,716 --> 00:20:29,238 Ay, I just had 433 00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:31,116 the best day today with Lily. 434 00:20:31,326 --> 00:20:33,141 That girl is so sweet. 435 00:20:33,614 --> 00:20:35,984 I have a game next Saturday. You could come. 436 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,275 No, it's okay. I wouldn't want to embarrass you. 437 00:20:39,527 --> 00:20:42,542 I'll probably take Lily out for cupcakes. 438 00:20:46,607 --> 00:20:47,942 Any suggestions? 439 00:20:48,889 --> 00:20:50,905 I usually go with earrings.