1 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,904 Honeydew, what's up? 2 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,432 Guess who's here. 3 00:00:13,557 --> 00:00:14,581 Your dad! 4 00:00:16,251 --> 00:00:18,816 He drove his RV all the way up from Cocoa Beach. 5 00:00:18,941 --> 00:00:20,643 Hey, son. Working hard? 6 00:00:21,019 --> 00:00:22,845 He's gonna say, "hardly working." 7 00:00:23,014 --> 00:00:25,602 I meant to tell you he was driving out. 8 00:00:25,936 --> 00:00:27,470 - Did he say it? - Oh, yeah! 9 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:28,546 Good kid! 10 00:00:28,671 --> 00:00:31,436 He wasn't supposed to show up for a few more days. 11 00:00:32,295 --> 00:00:33,641 Guess what he brought us. 12 00:00:34,052 --> 00:00:34,869 A dog. 13 00:00:35,389 --> 00:00:36,290 To keep. 14 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:41,302 Yes, I should have told Claire about the dog. 15 00:00:41,427 --> 00:00:42,748 And I was going to. 16 00:00:42,873 --> 00:00:45,858 But I was just waiting for her to be in the right mood. 17 00:00:47,267 --> 00:00:50,213 Actually, I did get one "right mood" a couple nights ago, 18 00:00:50,766 --> 00:00:52,905 but I cashed that in for something else. 19 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:54,367 Am I in trouble? 20 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,503 Really, really big. 21 00:00:57,834 --> 00:01:00,158 Okay, I'm a little scared. How bad is this? 22 00:01:00,574 --> 00:01:03,477 We have a new rule. No sleeping in the bedroom. 23 00:01:08,722 --> 00:01:09,865 Mr. Pritchett? 24 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:11,716 Ben. Ben Dugan. 25 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:14,371 I went to High School with Mitch. We were in the drama club. 26 00:01:14,496 --> 00:01:15,647 That's right. 27 00:01:16,051 --> 00:01:18,898 Geez, I didn't recognize you without that old-guy makeup on. 28 00:01:19,023 --> 00:01:21,546 You and Mitch knocked "The Sunshine Boys" out of the park. 29 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,552 Mitch was really great in that. I always thought he should be an actor. 30 00:01:24,721 --> 00:01:27,391 He's got a real job now. He's a lawyer. How about you? 31 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,769 Still acting. 32 00:01:29,135 --> 00:01:30,136 Fantastic. 33 00:01:30,399 --> 00:01:33,152 It's exciting. I'm in a new movie. "Maple Drive." Just came out. 34 00:01:33,322 --> 00:01:35,699 You're kidding me. I know somebody famous. 35 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:37,954 Uh, anyway, I got to go. 36 00:01:38,327 --> 00:01:40,475 - Great to see you. - Good to see you, too. 37 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:42,385 Kid's a movie star. 38 00:01:43,385 --> 00:01:46,805 - How'd it go in there? - No cavities. I got a free toothbrush. 39 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:49,686 You want to go to the movies? I just heard about a good one. 40 00:01:49,854 --> 00:01:51,403 I'm supposed to be in school. 41 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:55,045 You're supposed to floss, too. You got away with that one. Let's go. 42 00:01:55,727 --> 00:01:57,243 One of the greatest days of my life 43 00:01:57,545 --> 00:02:00,951 was when my old man sprung me from school and took me to the track. 44 00:02:01,276 --> 00:02:04,560 I wanted to do the same type of thing for Manny. Plus, I figured 45 00:02:04,685 --> 00:02:08,073 when Gloria heard about it, maybe it pays off in the bedroom. 46 00:02:08,905 --> 00:02:11,508 I wonder if that's why my old man did it. 47 00:02:11,839 --> 00:02:12,790 Oh, crap. 48 00:02:13,923 --> 00:02:16,155 Your mother-in-law just had to have the dog. 49 00:02:16,462 --> 00:02:18,213 Turns out she's allergic. 50 00:02:18,453 --> 00:02:20,425 And the pet store didn't have a grace period 51 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:22,167 or a return policy or anything? 52 00:02:22,479 --> 00:02:23,891 I got him from the pound. 53 00:02:24,016 --> 00:02:25,997 Was there a twister in Kansas? 54 00:02:26,122 --> 00:02:28,125 'Cause there's a house in my driveway. 55 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:30,481 Welcome home, Mr. Dunphy. 56 00:02:31,313 --> 00:02:34,937 - Always a pleasure, Mr. Dunphy. - Indeed it is, Mr. Dunphy. 57 00:02:35,404 --> 00:02:37,698 - Place it there. - Ah, I shall, I shall. 58 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,409 I miss this. Get in here! 59 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,663 My dad is awesome. 60 00:02:40,914 --> 00:02:43,858 He's awesome. He's always up. He's always happy. 61 00:02:43,983 --> 00:02:47,181 I mean, he and I are best buds. We're like two peas in a pod 62 00:02:47,307 --> 00:02:50,009 or Siamese twins or a snake with two heads. 63 00:02:50,892 --> 00:02:53,458 They've actually been all those things for Halloween. 64 00:02:53,857 --> 00:02:55,108 This must be Scout. 65 00:02:55,690 --> 00:02:57,239 I should warn you, he sheds. 66 00:02:57,364 --> 00:02:59,656 I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road. 67 00:02:59,781 --> 00:03:01,871 Now my sheets look like two Bigfoots did it. 68 00:03:02,567 --> 00:03:04,068 Pardon the language. 69 00:03:04,406 --> 00:03:06,548 - How's mom? - Speaking of big feet, eh? 70 00:03:06,856 --> 00:03:08,802 She is on a cruise with her girlfriends, 71 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,764 some of which are not totally unattractive. 72 00:03:11,573 --> 00:03:14,020 That reminds me. She sent some gifts for the kids. 73 00:03:14,711 --> 00:03:17,964 I will be right back. You three get better acquainted. 74 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,538 - Will do. - Fun. 75 00:03:19,663 --> 00:03:20,564 Will do. 76 00:03:20,689 --> 00:03:23,307 I cannot believe you got a dog without consulting me. 77 00:03:23,432 --> 00:03:25,500 This was a major family decision. 78 00:03:25,776 --> 00:03:27,732 It was wrong. And I'm sorry. 79 00:03:28,385 --> 00:03:30,304 We have talked about getting a dog for years, 80 00:03:30,472 --> 00:03:32,245 and you're the only one who wasn't into it. 81 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:34,767 Because I knew that I would be the one taking care of it. 82 00:03:34,892 --> 00:03:35,981 That's not true. 83 00:03:36,626 --> 00:03:37,694 We will all help. 84 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:39,655 This is a great chance 85 00:03:39,824 --> 00:03:41,951 to teach the kids responsibility. 86 00:03:42,119 --> 00:03:44,624 That is exactly what you said about Luke's paper route. 87 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,240 Subtitles by Kevin & Tyno 88 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,396 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 89 00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:04,822 Hello? 90 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,491 Is anyone in there? 91 00:04:21,707 --> 00:04:23,509 Red's a good color on you. 92 00:04:28,822 --> 00:04:30,223 It's just a movie. 93 00:04:31,225 --> 00:04:32,595 Oh, he's so cute! 94 00:04:32,763 --> 00:04:34,030 Look at his little face. 95 00:04:34,155 --> 00:04:36,519 I always wanted a dog. Thanks, grandpa. 96 00:04:37,104 --> 00:04:39,817 Okay, but remember, having a dog is a major responsibility. 97 00:04:39,986 --> 00:04:42,071 Everyone in the family has to pitch in. 98 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:43,325 Can do, Mrs. D. 99 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:45,161 Not you, Dylan. 100 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:47,333 Phew. 'Cause I got a lot on my plate right now. 101 00:04:47,501 --> 00:04:49,670 Look who's here. Uncle Cam. 102 00:04:50,058 --> 00:04:53,009 We heard about the new addition, and we had to come right over! 103 00:04:53,216 --> 00:04:55,682 Cameron, so good to see you again. 104 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:58,271 - Now, that is a shirt. - Thank you, Frank. 105 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,467 I get them online. I'll send you a link. 106 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:03,224 At home, I smoke sausages. I'll send you a link. 107 00:05:03,991 --> 00:05:04,797 Classic. 108 00:05:04,922 --> 00:05:06,701 And this must be Lily. 109 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:09,599 She just couldn't wait to meet the new doggy. 110 00:05:09,724 --> 00:05:11,213 I think she's good right here. 111 00:05:11,382 --> 00:05:13,426 Let me get in there and get some of that dogginess. 112 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:15,382 There it is. 113 00:05:16,443 --> 00:05:17,544 I got to go. 114 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:18,767 What's wrong? 115 00:05:18,892 --> 00:05:20,804 That was Brian. He just quit the band. 116 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,140 What? Why? 117 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:25,344 He's moving to Portland. His parents got back together. 118 00:05:25,469 --> 00:05:27,078 - That sucks. - I know. 119 00:05:27,435 --> 00:05:29,458 We're gonna have to cancel the gig tomorrow. 120 00:05:29,627 --> 00:05:31,425 Maybe you can find another drummer. 121 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:33,775 No, I think it's too late for that now. 122 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,051 I play drums. 123 00:05:36,645 --> 00:05:38,183 I mean, I haven't played in a while 124 00:05:38,353 --> 00:05:40,054 since Lily's come along, 125 00:05:40,254 --> 00:05:41,936 but if you're in a jam... 126 00:05:42,235 --> 00:05:43,236 I can jam. 127 00:05:43,488 --> 00:05:47,239 Well, I totally would, but I'm not sure we like the same sorts of music. 128 00:05:47,663 --> 00:05:49,540 I'm gay and I'll want to play show tunes? 129 00:05:49,709 --> 00:05:51,569 No, because you're old. 130 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:54,884 That hurt more, Dylan. 131 00:05:55,052 --> 00:05:57,460 Give him a chance. It's better than canceling. 132 00:05:57,585 --> 00:06:01,389 You're right. Don't want to lose the deposit on that fog machine. 133 00:06:02,735 --> 00:06:03,836 Let's do it. 134 00:06:03,961 --> 00:06:07,243 I used to be a music teacher, but I gave that up as soon as Lily came along. 135 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:10,881 We felt that it was really important that one of us stayed home to raise her. 136 00:06:11,006 --> 00:06:13,075 And that's not a judgment on other people's choices. 137 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,154 It's just that we happen to be a very traditional family. 138 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:21,114 That's what the disabled lesbian shaman who blessed Lily's room said, too. 139 00:06:27,079 --> 00:06:29,782 - How you doing, buddy? - All right, relax. 140 00:06:47,072 --> 00:06:48,023 Oh, geez. 141 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,648 I am telling you, Phil. The man was crying. 142 00:06:54,773 --> 00:06:57,477 That is impossible. My dad is the happiest guy on earth. 143 00:06:57,602 --> 00:06:59,081 It sounded like he was crying. 144 00:06:59,206 --> 00:07:01,225 The noises he makes when he gets out of a chair... 145 00:07:01,435 --> 00:07:02,935 I know what I heard. 146 00:07:03,187 --> 00:07:05,647 I think this has something to do with your mom. 147 00:07:05,772 --> 00:07:07,484 He came here alone. Think about it. 148 00:07:07,609 --> 00:07:08,819 She's on a cruise. 149 00:07:08,944 --> 00:07:11,287 And they never take separate vacations, so... 150 00:07:13,303 --> 00:07:15,691 No, if something was wrong, my dad would tell me about it. 151 00:07:15,816 --> 00:07:18,503 He wouldn't, because you guys never actually talk about anything. 152 00:07:18,628 --> 00:07:21,547 We talk all the time. He crank-calls me at work like three times a week. 153 00:07:21,672 --> 00:07:23,734 - Crank calls don't count. - It counts for fun. 154 00:07:23,859 --> 00:07:27,238 Honestly, I think that you should find out What's going on with your dad. 155 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:29,629 It's going to be nothing. 156 00:07:29,754 --> 00:07:31,461 My dad isn't like your dad. 157 00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:33,533 There's nothing deep and dark inside. 158 00:07:33,658 --> 00:07:36,534 His hard candy shell is just... hiding more candy. 159 00:07:38,175 --> 00:07:39,918 I think he wants to go out. 160 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:40,971 Good boy. 161 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,105 Smart dog. 162 00:07:43,231 --> 00:07:45,397 I hate to break it to you, but all dogs can do that. 163 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:47,147 I'm gonna play outside. 164 00:07:51,256 --> 00:07:52,502 What happened? 165 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,041 Should I just play a little something? 166 00:07:57,212 --> 00:08:00,343 Yeah, but if it doesn't work out, don't feel bad. 167 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:02,207 Hopefully this is... 168 00:08:02,501 --> 00:08:04,476 This is like riding a bicycle. 169 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:06,981 And will all come back to me. 170 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:08,971 That's the loud one. 171 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,750 Here we go. 172 00:08:30,061 --> 00:08:31,012 Silly me. 173 00:08:31,741 --> 00:08:34,093 I had the sticks in the wrong hands. 174 00:08:53,775 --> 00:08:55,579 Dude, you should label those sticks. 175 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:04,767 Is that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached? 176 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,184 It's not the alarm. The doorbell won't stop ringing. 177 00:09:07,354 --> 00:09:10,156 - Maybe a demon is ringing it. - Not a demon. 178 00:09:10,674 --> 00:09:13,665 - Who keeps ringing the doorbell? - We're pretty sure it's a demon. 179 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:14,741 Oh, yeah? 180 00:09:15,854 --> 00:09:18,875 There. If it were a demon, it would keep on ringing. 181 00:09:19,043 --> 00:09:20,729 Not if he's already inside. 182 00:09:20,854 --> 00:09:22,406 I'm getting a weapon. 183 00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:24,477 What were you thinking? 184 00:09:24,602 --> 00:09:26,374 Who takes a little boy to a horror movie? 185 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,519 - That's loco, Jay. - This is no big deal. 186 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,036 You want scary? 187 00:09:30,161 --> 00:09:33,050 When I was his age, I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. 188 00:09:33,175 --> 00:09:35,220 I slept th a butter knife under my pillow 189 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:37,621 in case I had to fight some soviet colonel. 190 00:09:37,789 --> 00:09:40,752 Why would they send a soviet colonel to get a little boy? 191 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:43,383 Because I could identify every commie plane. 192 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:45,072 What are we talking about? 193 00:09:45,197 --> 00:09:47,807 All I'm saying, being scared is part of growing up. 194 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:49,544 Manny will get over this. 195 00:09:49,669 --> 00:09:51,170 It builds character. 196 00:09:52,474 --> 00:09:53,979 I'll take the first watch. 197 00:09:54,104 --> 00:09:56,235 You two might as well get some rest. 198 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,211 It's gonna be a long night. 199 00:10:00,974 --> 00:10:01,975 Character. 200 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:04,631 Dad? 201 00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:06,555 Come on in. It's open. 202 00:10:08,197 --> 00:10:10,339 Don't tell me. You need a cup of sugar. 203 00:10:13,231 --> 00:10:15,633 I was just wondering, I don't know... 204 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:20,096 - Anything on the old noodle? - Other than a bad toupee? 205 00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:22,387 I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair. 206 00:10:22,512 --> 00:10:23,563 Well, okay. 207 00:10:23,934 --> 00:10:25,810 Wait a minute. I want to ask you something. 208 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:29,123 Am I'm putting you in a bad position with this whole dog thing? 209 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,995 Claire seemed a little... put out. 210 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,691 Don't worry about it. Claire didn't like me at first, either. 211 00:10:34,315 --> 00:10:35,716 I can't blame her. 212 00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:36,842 Dismissed. 213 00:10:38,118 --> 00:10:40,431 Dad, um, you know what? I... 214 00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:43,126 Claire saw something, 215 00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:45,298 and she'd kill me if I didn't ask. 216 00:10:45,466 --> 00:10:46,843 What is it? 217 00:10:50,829 --> 00:10:53,814 Would you wear pants to breakfast, for crying out loud? 218 00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:57,572 You got me again. Right in the funny bone. 219 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,033 Come on, let go of it. 220 00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:03,740 Dog. Look at this! 221 00:11:04,223 --> 00:11:06,465 How did he get ahold of your bra? 222 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,558 We were out on a date, and he has a really nice car, so... 223 00:11:09,683 --> 00:11:12,105 How do you think? He got it out of the laundry basket. 224 00:11:12,231 --> 00:11:14,314 I can't take my eyes off that dog for a second. 225 00:11:14,554 --> 00:11:16,679 - Why don't you keep him in the crate? - I tried. 226 00:11:16,804 --> 00:11:18,584 He figured out how to get out. 227 00:11:18,826 --> 00:11:21,823 - You weren't dealing with your dad? - Oh, yeah. I did. He's fine, so... 228 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,793 You got that from a 2-minute conversation? 229 00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:29,344 I asked him point-blank if he was okay. He said he was, 230 00:11:29,513 --> 00:11:31,682 - so I just... - Swapped some jokes and... 231 00:11:32,281 --> 00:11:33,282 moved on. 232 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,519 Phil, the man needs more of a push than that. 233 00:11:37,194 --> 00:11:39,947 If he wants to talk to me about it, he will. 234 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,078 Geez, someone's panties are in a bunch. 235 00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:44,638 - I thought I was showing concern... - No, right there. 236 00:11:45,061 --> 00:11:46,879 Oh, my God. That damn dog. 237 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,718 Guys, a little help. 238 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:54,101 I have to go to the bathroom, and I'm not gonna do it in here. 239 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,873 - Hey, I got Chinese. - Sweet. 240 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,126 I'm starving. 241 00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:07,995 Oh, we have guests. 242 00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:10,384 We were just having a little jam session. 243 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,351 You know Dylan. This is Craig. This is Neal. 244 00:12:13,719 --> 00:12:15,955 He'll always be the stranger holding my baby. 245 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,794 Can I talk to you in the kitchen? 246 00:12:19,529 --> 00:12:21,080 Let's just take five. 247 00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:23,772 What's up with "21, Jump Street"? 248 00:12:23,897 --> 00:12:25,740 Oh, well, their drummer quit, 249 00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:27,752 and I'll fill in for him tomorrow night. 250 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,923 We have Pepper's après-ski fondue party. 251 00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:34,956 So you'll just have to tell your band they'll have to find someone else. 252 00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:37,939 I'm not gonna let these fellas down. I made a commitment. 253 00:12:38,434 --> 00:12:39,965 You made two commitments. 254 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:42,403 You know how Pepper is. Everything has to be perfect. 255 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,365 He gets mad if you don't wear a sweater. 256 00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:48,004 I remember. I got so hot last year, I almost went facedown in the gruyère. 257 00:12:48,129 --> 00:12:49,922 So you're saying I'm going by myself? 258 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:55,198 - I just feel like I kind of need this. - Round out your college applications? 259 00:12:55,978 --> 00:12:58,263 It's just that because I'm always home with Lily, 260 00:12:58,388 --> 00:13:01,336 I just feel like I'm going crazy. Look at the den. 261 00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:04,367 I finish painting it, and I start again. Like the Golden Gate Bridge. 262 00:13:06,717 --> 00:13:08,669 I'm gonna go back to jamming. 263 00:13:16,311 --> 00:13:18,062 Yeah, we got to fix this. 264 00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:29,373 What's with the sweater at a concert? Is that a gay thing? 265 00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:32,851 No, Dad, it's for my friend Pepper's après-ski fondue... 266 00:13:33,124 --> 00:13:34,635 Yeah, it's a gay thing. 267 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,619 I hope they start soon. I don't think Scout likes to be alone. 268 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:41,518 You love the dog. 269 00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:43,405 No, I don't love the dog. 270 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:44,655 I love my couch, 271 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,294 and the dog was looking at it like it was a giant sausage. 272 00:13:47,419 --> 00:13:49,543 Good news. You're getting your driveway back. 273 00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:51,530 I'm hitting the open road in the morning. 274 00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:53,996 - Already? - Anxious to get home and see Mom? 275 00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:57,765 I'll drive wherever the wind blows me, which is usually into the next lane. 276 00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:01,372 - Can we get some sodas, Grandpa? - Okay, but just one. I'm driving. 277 00:14:01,497 --> 00:14:02,498 Come on. 278 00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:08,363 He's not going home? He's never been away from my mom for so long. 279 00:14:08,488 --> 00:14:09,980 Honey, I know. I told you. 280 00:14:10,105 --> 00:14:12,643 I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers. 281 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:13,964 I'm one of them. 282 00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:17,263 It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper. 283 00:14:17,431 --> 00:14:19,224 Thanks, everybody, for coming out. 284 00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:21,228 These are some songs we wrote. 285 00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:22,940 One, two! 286 00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:24,569 One, two, three! 287 00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:38,680 Our boyfriends totally rock! 288 00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:40,497 I know, right? 289 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:46,738 The plan was to watch for 10 minutes and then run out to Pepper's party. 290 00:14:50,914 --> 00:14:54,211 He was so great up there. How could I leave? 291 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,310 It was his moment. 292 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,671 I know! 293 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,462 And his moment went on for a really... 294 00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:23,353 really long time. 295 00:15:38,968 --> 00:15:41,921 Turns out, I could have run to the party and made it back... 296 00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:43,248 for the end... 297 00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:45,037 of his moment. 298 00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:50,760 Go brush your teeth and get ready for bed, okay? 299 00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:51,886 Your bed. 300 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,115 Can I watch TV? 301 00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:55,872 Only 10 minutes. 302 00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:07,872 Hey, Jay, it's Ben Dugan. I got your message. 303 00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:10,529 Yes, I'm happy to help out. I'll swing by tonight. 304 00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:12,116 - What's that? - That's Ben. 305 00:16:12,427 --> 00:16:13,882 The guy who was in the movie. 306 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,386 I figured when Manny sees him, sees how nice he is, 307 00:16:16,511 --> 00:16:18,087 he'll realize it's all pretend. 308 00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,727 - You think that will work? - That guy's a sweetheart. 309 00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:28,900 He'll spend 2 minutes with Manny and explain how the movie's made. 310 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,825 He's even bringing his fake machete. Thing's made of rubber. 311 00:16:39,573 --> 00:16:41,024 Hey, are you Manny? 312 00:16:41,697 --> 00:16:42,761 I'm here for you! 313 00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:44,890 Look what I got. 314 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,109 Mom, he's here! 315 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,942 We're gonna need a bigger bed. 316 00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:01,841 Oh, geez. 317 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:06,544 Oh, my God. I think that's him. 318 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,938 You stayed. 319 00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:10,837 You know, I'm with the band. 320 00:17:10,962 --> 00:17:13,578 I thought the gig was a little sloppy in spots, but... 321 00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:15,243 once I learn all the songs... 322 00:17:17,409 --> 00:17:21,153 - I thought this was a one-time thing. - You kidding? We destroyed in there. 323 00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:22,966 You heard the lady screaming my name? 324 00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:24,829 That was Phil. 325 00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:26,056 He had a Red Bull. 326 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,563 - Hey, guys, good gig, huh? - Yeah, totally awesome. 327 00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:30,932 Heck of a gig. 328 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,486 Hey, guys. 329 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,349 I thought you were in Portland. 330 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,666 My parents broke up again. 331 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,042 I'm not moving. I can stay in the band. 332 00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:44,138 This is awkward. 333 00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:51,682 Oh, awkward for me. 334 00:17:56,548 --> 00:17:58,650 Good luck following that, Ringo. 335 00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:03,381 I believe this belongs to you. 336 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:06,011 I don't want to drag the house along with me. 337 00:18:06,221 --> 00:18:07,847 Come here, you little monkeys. 338 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:10,978 - Bye, Grandpa. We'll miss you. - I wish I could take you with me. 339 00:18:11,147 --> 00:18:13,360 - Yeah, drive safe, Grandpa. - I'll try. 340 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:15,195 You don't wanna stay for breakfast? 341 00:18:15,606 --> 00:18:17,993 No, I ought to be hitting the road. 342 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:19,955 Whelp... 343 00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:21,683 Dad, hold on. 344 00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,466 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 345 00:18:27,922 --> 00:18:30,310 I don't think you're being honest with me. 346 00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:34,067 I know something is going on with you. 347 00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:36,989 What's up? 348 00:18:37,455 --> 00:18:38,534 Something up? 349 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,904 Well, my boxers are, uh, riding a little high. 350 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:42,501 I'm not in the mood for jokes, 351 00:18:42,669 --> 00:18:44,797 although you nailed that. Great stuff. 352 00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:45,966 Thanks. 353 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,060 It's nothing. 354 00:18:49,532 --> 00:18:50,883 Oh, it's nothing? 355 00:18:52,384 --> 00:18:53,661 Nothing to do with mom? 356 00:18:59,581 --> 00:19:01,082 I've fallen in love. 357 00:19:02,605 --> 00:19:03,656 Who is she? 358 00:19:04,036 --> 00:19:04,962 He. 359 00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:09,638 - What? - It's that little guy right over there. 360 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,559 Come on over here. Come on. 361 00:19:12,406 --> 00:19:13,772 There you go. 362 00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:15,859 Look at him. Driving across country, 363 00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:19,417 this little bastard nuzzled his way right into my heart. 364 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,494 Didn't you? 365 00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:23,082 So, this is just about you not wanting to leave the dog? 366 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,659 You should tell Mom. 367 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:27,376 Those 3 days on the road with him were the happiest of my life. 368 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,177 You should leave that part out. 369 00:19:29,346 --> 00:19:32,122 I don't want to keep Scout if it makes Grandpa sad. 370 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:35,149 Yeah, I know, sweetie, but Grandma has allergies, 371 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,976 so Scout has to stay with us. 372 00:19:37,906 --> 00:19:39,987 She could always just get some allergy shots. 373 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,244 Honey, you don't want to put her through that. 374 00:19:42,369 --> 00:19:44,750 Well, hell, back in the day, I got a vasectomy for her. 375 00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:46,159 Dad, Dad... 376 00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:47,608 Please. 377 00:19:48,633 --> 00:19:49,718 Scout's your dog. 378 00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:51,488 He should go with you. 379 00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:57,139 Okay, you twisted my arm. 380 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,363 Thanks, son. 381 00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:01,866 Thanks for poking through the armor. 382 00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:03,783 You're poking through the armor down there. 383 00:20:03,908 --> 00:20:05,660 - What? - Made you look. 384 00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:07,606 You are a treasure. 385 00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:09,884 Come on, Scout. Let's mosey. 386 00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,679 Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait. 387 00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:16,606 - He loves that. - Oh, I bet he does. 388 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,280 No, Scout. This time, I drive. 389 00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:22,004 You still got it! 390 00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:25,128 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I might have 391 00:20:25,254 --> 00:20:27,806 actually gotten even closer with my dad. 392 00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:31,920 I can't believe he took my dog. 393 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,138 - Bye, Pop! - Bye, Grandpa! Love you! 394 00:20:35,264 --> 00:20:36,144 Bye, Dad. 395 00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:38,775 - Bye, Grandpa! I love you! - Luke, stay! 396 00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:41,144 - Luke, stay! - Come back soon! I'll see you later! 397 00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:43,220 - Luke! - Stay! 398 00:20:48,671 --> 00:20:50,638 - Good to see you. - Great to see you. 399 00:20:50,763 --> 00:20:52,409 Didn't expect to find you here. 400 00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:55,113 Well, listen, when my granddaughter's boyfriend's band 401 00:20:55,239 --> 00:20:56,516 plays an under-21 club 402 00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:59,656 with my daughter-in-law's brother's gay partner, 403 00:20:59,781 --> 00:21:01,988 I show up. That's just how I was raised. 404 00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:03,931 I don't think you met my wife, Gloria. 405 00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:08,251 Well, it's a pleasure. You are a lovely woman. 406 00:21:08,419 --> 00:21:09,672 You must be Frank. 407 00:21:09,797 --> 00:21:11,047 Okay, then. 408 00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,928 You are hotter than a Las Vegas sidewalk on the 4th of July. 409 00:21:15,444 --> 00:21:17,436 - Did I go too far? - Not you, Frank. No.