1 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:06,251 I forgot to ask. 2 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:07,870 Did it hurt? 3 00:00:08,161 --> 00:00:09,050 What hurt? 4 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,316 When you fell from Heaven and landed on Earth. 5 00:00:11,441 --> 00:00:12,890 I didn't fall from... 6 00:00:14,705 --> 00:00:16,622 Because I'm an angel! 7 00:00:17,102 --> 00:00:18,543 Why are you so sweet? 8 00:00:18,668 --> 00:00:20,396 Maybe just 'cause I'm so damn happy. 9 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:22,783 Today is Jay's birthday. 10 00:00:22,909 --> 00:00:25,711 So I'm taking him to Hawaii for a whole week. 11 00:00:25,843 --> 00:00:28,296 Big suite in Maui, just the two of us. 12 00:00:28,615 --> 00:00:31,291 Got Manny tied up in the backyard. Big bowl of kibble. 13 00:00:31,416 --> 00:00:34,164 I'm kidding. He's staying with Claire and Phil. 14 00:00:34,384 --> 00:00:37,820 This whole thing was a big surprise. I did it all myself. 15 00:00:37,946 --> 00:00:39,597 The flight, the hotels. 16 00:00:40,297 --> 00:00:42,799 Cost me a fortune, but it was worth it. 17 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,129 Cost me a fortun 18 00:00:47,391 --> 00:00:49,955 In case I forget to say it a few hundred times this week, 19 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:51,440 thank you. 20 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,339 Happy Birthday! 21 00:00:54,983 --> 00:00:56,217 What the heck? 22 00:00:56,529 --> 00:00:57,720 Surprise, dad. 23 00:00:57,888 --> 00:01:00,059 - The whole family is coming with us! - They are? 24 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:03,065 And Mitch and Cameron and Lily, too. 25 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:05,361 Yeah, and Phil, he's just checking the bags. 26 00:01:05,529 --> 00:01:07,448 That's... Wow! 27 00:01:07,616 --> 00:01:10,299 Well, it was all Gloria's idea. She bought all of our tickets. 28 00:01:10,424 --> 00:01:12,041 - Everyone's? - It's your birthday. 29 00:01:12,209 --> 00:01:13,669 I didn't spare any expense. 30 00:01:13,837 --> 00:01:15,005 Oh, gee. 31 00:01:15,315 --> 00:01:16,723 Thank you, honey. 32 00:01:16,848 --> 00:01:19,225 Are they all gonna be up with us in first class? 33 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:22,294 Ay, no, silly goat. You think I'm made of money? 34 00:01:23,222 --> 00:01:24,674 Of course not. 35 00:01:26,161 --> 00:01:28,638 Subtitles by Kevin & Tyno 36 00:01:28,763 --> 00:01:30,786 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 37 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:44,511 We're gonna go to a luau, swim with the Miami dolphins, 38 00:01:44,636 --> 00:01:46,590 take a tour in one of those... 39 00:01:47,446 --> 00:01:49,098 Helicopter. Helicopter. 40 00:01:50,949 --> 00:01:52,204 I don't like activities. 41 00:01:52,372 --> 00:01:55,464 I wanted to hang out with Gloria and read my Robert Ludlum novels. 42 00:01:55,589 --> 00:01:58,351 I got eight of them loaded up on my book-reader thing here. 43 00:01:58,611 --> 00:01:59,923 I mean, I love my family. 44 00:02:00,048 --> 00:02:02,099 I love 'em at dinners, I love 'em at barbecues, 45 00:02:02,224 --> 00:02:04,391 but do I have to love 'em in Hawaii? 46 00:02:05,373 --> 00:02:06,574 Thanks, Daryl. 47 00:02:06,699 --> 00:02:09,562 I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. 48 00:02:09,687 --> 00:02:10,986 Just kidding, I'm fine. 49 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:18,556 Daryl, I know these guys. Can I borrow your hat? This will be hilarious. 50 00:02:21,001 --> 00:02:22,684 Aloha, Uncle Phil! 51 00:02:23,094 --> 00:02:26,564 - You guys excited about the trip? - We're excited. This is my first time. 52 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:28,527 - Really? - I know, it's surprising. 53 00:02:28,695 --> 00:02:30,439 People always say I scream "Hawaii." 54 00:02:30,564 --> 00:02:32,111 - Who says that? - People. 55 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,638 - What people? - You don't know them. 56 00:02:38,716 --> 00:02:40,168 I forgot my wallet! 57 00:02:40,636 --> 00:02:42,254 That's all right. I have cash. 58 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:45,477 I can't get on the plane without my I.D. Thanks a lot, Cam. 59 00:02:45,838 --> 00:02:47,106 How is this my fault? 60 00:02:47,274 --> 00:02:49,481 If you had done what I asked you to do this morning, 61 00:02:49,606 --> 00:02:52,408 then I wouldn't have been overwhelmed and I would have remembered my wallet! 62 00:02:54,999 --> 00:02:56,796 We still need to pack Lily's toys, 63 00:02:56,922 --> 00:03:00,075 print the boarding passes... Oh, stop the newspaper. 64 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:02,219 Wait, I just packed those. 65 00:03:02,387 --> 00:03:05,434 She just looks so cute in this outfit. I want her looking her best for Jasper. 66 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,104 Nothing made any sense to me. 67 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:09,985 Jasper and his mother are coming for a playdate. We scheduled it weeks ago. 68 00:03:10,153 --> 00:03:11,404 We're about to leave! 69 00:03:11,572 --> 00:03:14,076 Not for an hour, and this is the only time Jasper could do it. 70 00:03:14,244 --> 00:03:16,388 - How full is Jasper's calendar? - This is a coup. 71 00:03:16,513 --> 00:03:20,005 When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at happy time preschool. 72 00:03:20,173 --> 00:03:23,131 - We're kissing up to a 10-month old? - I just want him to like us. 73 00:03:23,892 --> 00:03:24,764 That's them. 74 00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:27,311 Just in and out. We still have a million things to do. 75 00:03:27,479 --> 00:03:30,317 Would you relax? You always worry. It always gets done. 76 00:03:32,269 --> 00:03:33,820 And we're methodists. 77 00:03:34,143 --> 00:03:34,936 So... 78 00:03:35,955 --> 00:03:38,149 Ah. Who am I kidding? I'm not making this flight. 79 00:03:39,113 --> 00:03:41,779 I can get you home and back before the plane takes off. Let's go! 80 00:03:43,121 --> 00:03:45,360 Daryl, see if you can stall the plane. 81 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:47,537 That's... I will get you later. 82 00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:50,192 I really don't think there's enough time. 83 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,731 I'll meet you at the gate. Go! 84 00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:53,446 You won't go without me? 85 00:03:53,614 --> 00:03:54,637 Oh. Well... 86 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:56,869 Seriously? You were gonna get on the plane? Cam! 87 00:03:57,038 --> 00:03:58,010 Just go! 88 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:00,402 Nope. Gotta get that one. 89 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:04,277 - I can't... - That's as fast as she goes. 90 00:04:04,402 --> 00:04:05,812 Just drive! Just drive! 91 00:04:05,938 --> 00:04:07,391 I'll get the luggage! 92 00:04:08,463 --> 00:04:10,415 Hey, check out that cute guy. 93 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:14,175 He's out of your league. He's reading a book. 94 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,151 I know. 95 00:04:18,331 --> 00:04:20,083 Here today, gone to Maui! 96 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:23,423 - Have you seen Phil? - He drove Mitch back to get his wallet. 97 00:04:23,695 --> 00:04:24,508 What? 98 00:04:24,978 --> 00:04:27,473 He said he'll make it back in time, but I think it's gonna be close. 99 00:04:28,338 --> 00:04:29,789 So he left me here. 100 00:04:31,934 --> 00:04:33,339 Haley is still asleep! 101 00:04:33,464 --> 00:04:35,614 And I have no idea where Luke is. Are you even ready? 102 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:38,328 My bag's in the living room. Everything's gonna be okay. 103 00:04:38,496 --> 00:04:40,593 Okay, fine. I'm sorry, I'm a little tense. 104 00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:43,031 - Coffee'll help that. - You're right. 105 00:04:43,576 --> 00:04:46,383 We've been over this. Air travel is incredibly safe. 106 00:04:46,508 --> 00:04:49,343 I know, but at the end of the day, it is still a building on its side 107 00:04:49,468 --> 00:04:51,187 being thrown from one place to another. 108 00:04:51,355 --> 00:04:52,815 - With a movie. - Not helping. 109 00:04:54,392 --> 00:04:56,864 Do you want to take something, maybe calm your nerves? 110 00:04:57,033 --> 00:04:59,411 No. No, I want to be alert if the kids need me. 111 00:05:00,179 --> 00:05:01,230 What a mom. 112 00:05:01,986 --> 00:05:03,963 Sometimes I wish you were my mom. 113 00:05:04,131 --> 00:05:05,305 Oh, God, Phil. 114 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,732 I'm already feeling a little queasy. 115 00:05:08,445 --> 00:05:09,947 I hate this feeling. 116 00:05:10,168 --> 00:05:13,064 I hate it, and it's just gonna get worse and worse until the flight. 117 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,224 It's gonna be fine. 118 00:05:16,434 --> 00:05:17,835 Uncle Phil's here. 119 00:05:18,606 --> 00:05:20,858 Great job, buddy! First one ready! 120 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,253 Haley and Alex, let's go! 121 00:05:24,847 --> 00:05:25,824 Bless you. 122 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:26,800 Coming. 123 00:05:27,069 --> 00:05:28,651 All right, come on, girls. 124 00:05:29,423 --> 00:05:30,990 Okay, this is why we practice. 125 00:05:31,115 --> 00:05:32,292 Come on through. 126 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,449 - 15 seconds. Are we ready? - I think so. 127 00:05:34,574 --> 00:05:35,976 It's go time! 128 00:05:36,905 --> 00:05:39,163 - Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. - Straight to the car. 129 00:05:39,288 --> 00:05:41,711 - Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. - Straight through. 130 00:05:41,836 --> 00:05:43,246 Very nice! 131 00:05:43,371 --> 00:05:44,803 Let's go, let's go. 132 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:47,799 - We got an extra couple of seconds. - No, we don't. 133 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,935 I will never g tired of this. 134 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,111 Me neither. 135 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,893 - You know what would be cool, mom? - What's that? 136 00:05:59,019 --> 00:06:00,814 If the plane flew into a storm 137 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:03,978 and crash-landed onto an island like in "Lost"! 138 00:06:12,534 --> 00:06:13,643 Something wrong, Cam? 139 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:16,190 I'm just breaking in a new pair of hiking shoes. 140 00:06:16,358 --> 00:06:18,778 This always happens. All the men in my family have wide ankles. 141 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:21,659 I have an Uncle that can only wear bell bottoms. Hand to God. 142 00:06:21,827 --> 00:06:23,025 I wasn't doubting you. 143 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,959 Why are you wearing the hiking shoes? 144 00:06:25,229 --> 00:06:26,377 Surprise! 145 00:06:26,855 --> 00:06:27,957 What, again? 146 00:06:28,424 --> 00:06:31,828 Every morning, thole family is gonna go hiking. And at the end of the week, 147 00:06:31,954 --> 00:06:34,184 we all gonna make it to the top of the volcano! 148 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,022 Every morning, huh? 149 00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:39,035 When Cam suggested it, I knew you were gonna love it, baby. 150 00:06:39,349 --> 00:06:40,655 So this was your idea? 151 00:06:40,823 --> 00:06:42,495 - Happy Birthday, Jay. - Thanks, buddy. 152 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:45,361 Hi, sweetheart. 153 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,544 - She's smiling. - Yes, I'm going hiking! 154 00:06:53,707 --> 00:06:54,708 Thank you. 155 00:06:55,853 --> 00:06:58,887 - Look, mom, I'm pregnant. - You still got to take your Dramamine. 156 00:06:59,013 --> 00:07:01,572 Does somebody get a little motion sickness? 157 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,400 I throw up all the time. 158 00:07:03,525 --> 00:07:05,515 Well, then Dramamine's the way to go. 159 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,417 What are you doing? 160 00:07:07,585 --> 00:07:10,173 I'm just trying to keep her awake so she'll sleep on the plane. 161 00:07:10,665 --> 00:07:13,604 Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's very stressful. 162 00:07:13,729 --> 00:07:15,931 Last year, I flew back from New York 163 00:07:16,056 --> 00:07:19,834 next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight. And it was hell. 164 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,324 I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall... 165 00:07:22,653 --> 00:07:24,997 Oh, I get it. You're talking about me. That's very funny. 166 00:07:25,122 --> 00:07:27,011 We couldn't get tickets to "Billy Elliot." 167 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:28,807 All he wanted to do was dance. 168 00:07:28,933 --> 00:07:31,237 - And that's my story. - Five hours of this. 169 00:07:31,362 --> 00:07:33,664 I just want to dance at the ballet! 170 00:07:38,147 --> 00:07:41,200 Dramamine. I wish I had that the last time I flew. 171 00:07:41,569 --> 00:07:44,762 I'll tell you, the plane was rocking up and down, back and forth. 172 00:07:44,887 --> 00:07:46,770 I thought the wings were gonna snap off. 173 00:07:46,895 --> 00:07:49,084 You do it yourself. Use your teeth. 174 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,179 Is this the best way to go? What about the freeway? 175 00:07:54,304 --> 00:07:56,119 Relax, Pumpkin, I got this. 176 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,332 It's all about knowing the route. 177 00:07:58,751 --> 00:08:01,820 You're talking to a guy who made his way through college by driving a pedicab. 178 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:03,742 You know what one of those is? 179 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:05,762 Yes. I just saw one pass us. 180 00:08:06,947 --> 00:08:08,844 - Quick, who sang "Evil Woman"? - What? 181 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:10,047 E.L.O. 182 00:08:10,172 --> 00:08:11,791 Phil, where the hell are you? 183 00:08:12,282 --> 00:08:15,380 Let's see. Oh, shoot, I just missed my turn. 184 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,446 You're supposed to be here with me. 185 00:08:17,571 --> 00:08:20,271 I get more and more freaked out as we get closer to the flight! 186 00:08:20,439 --> 00:08:23,069 - Well, I know, but Mitch... - I was counting on you 187 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:26,137 to be here, so, thanks... a lot. 188 00:08:31,563 --> 00:08:33,415 She's pretty tightly wound. 189 00:08:34,293 --> 00:08:37,767 - Some people are just built that way. - Could you drive any slower? 190 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:41,570 Guess where the world's largest wind generator is. 191 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,297 Is it right behind me? 192 00:08:43,866 --> 00:08:45,910 Nope. It's on the island of Oahu. 193 00:08:46,035 --> 00:08:48,284 I'm thinking about using it in my song about Hawaii. 194 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,185 - What song? - Didn't mom tell you? 195 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:51,689 Surprise! 196 00:08:51,814 --> 00:08:55,001 The whole family's putting on a show for you for your birthday. 197 00:08:55,126 --> 00:08:58,264 Everybody's performing! Even Phil brought his dummy! 198 00:08:58,432 --> 00:08:59,783 Isn't that great? 199 00:09:00,751 --> 00:09:01,544 Jay? 200 00:09:02,064 --> 00:09:05,737 I'm sorry, I was thinking how tragic it would be if I fell into that volcano. 201 00:09:05,906 --> 00:09:07,238 Ay, papi, don't say that. 202 00:09:09,978 --> 00:09:11,829 Not yet, sweetie. Not yet. 203 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:16,858 See, he's perfect. 204 00:09:16,984 --> 00:09:19,246 Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it. 205 00:09:19,371 --> 00:09:20,391 He's so mature. 206 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:21,911 What about Dylan? 207 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,142 Dylan's no that guy. 208 00:09:25,962 --> 00:09:28,837 Haley! Come on! We're leaving in two minutes! Get up! 209 00:09:31,852 --> 00:09:34,251 - Oh, my God! - Oh no, is it tomorrow? 210 00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:36,350 Dylan, what are you doing here? 211 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,773 I was gonna go, but then you fell asleep, 212 00:09:38,898 --> 00:09:41,767 and since you're leaving for a week, I wanted to stare as long as I could. 213 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:44,189 You have to go. My parents are gonna think we did it! 214 00:09:44,575 --> 00:09:45,549 As if. 215 00:09:45,943 --> 00:09:49,346 Get out of the house, and make sure that nobody sees you! 216 00:09:50,564 --> 00:09:51,763 I'll miss you. 217 00:09:51,888 --> 00:09:55,111 When you're gone, I'm like a prisoner trapped in a cell of loneliness. 218 00:09:55,951 --> 00:09:58,063 That's beautiful, but you have to go. 219 00:10:05,874 --> 00:10:07,258 I hate this feeling. 220 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:11,085 I hate it, and it's just gonna get worse and worse until the flight. 221 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,936 It's gonna be fine. 222 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,714 Uncle Phil's here. 223 00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:19,176 - Great job, buddy! First one ready! - Thanks. 224 00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:21,415 - Haley and Alex, let's go! - Coming! 225 00:10:21,978 --> 00:10:23,017 Bless you. 226 00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:24,072 Coming. 227 00:10:24,311 --> 00:10:26,361 All right, come on, girls. 228 00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:28,488 Okay, this is why we practice. 229 00:10:29,447 --> 00:10:31,088 15 seconds. Are we ready? 230 00:10:32,036 --> 00:10:33,187 It's go time! 231 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:38,048 - Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. - Straight to the car. Straight through. 232 00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:41,804 - Very nice! - All right, let's go, let's go. 233 00:10:41,973 --> 00:10:44,795 - We got an extra couple of seconds. - No, we don't. 234 00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:06,513 - What? - My keys! 235 00:11:08,775 --> 00:11:11,294 Stay awake, sweetie. Stay awake. 236 00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:17,667 This is where your realtor training comes in handy. 237 00:11:18,421 --> 00:11:21,449 Looks like a standard Porter & Sons D-model top-lock. 238 00:11:22,597 --> 00:11:24,317 One quick swipe ought to pop it. 239 00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:25,493 All aboard. 240 00:11:28,415 --> 00:11:29,516 There we go. 241 00:11:29,761 --> 00:11:31,285 Nice and easy. 242 00:11:31,997 --> 00:11:34,159 - You're pinching. - Oh, I'm sorry. 243 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,358 If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks. 244 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,740 Every realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. 245 00:11:41,414 --> 00:11:43,589 The average burglar breaks in, and... 246 00:11:43,714 --> 00:11:46,067 leaves clues everywhere, but not me. 247 00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:48,611 I'm completely clueless. 248 00:11:50,524 --> 00:11:51,769 Sure I'm not too heavy? 249 00:11:51,894 --> 00:11:54,199 You weigh less than my paintball gear. 250 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,716 There we go. We are in. 251 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,262 - Off-load. - There we go. 252 00:11:58,387 --> 00:12:00,334 Squeezing. I'm going for a ride. 253 00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:03,592 - You all right? - Yep. I'm good. 254 00:12:04,844 --> 00:12:08,247 - What are you doing? - Making it tougher on the next guy. 255 00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:10,787 You got to get up early... Son of a... 256 00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:12,816 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I am. 257 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:15,105 Just almost killed myself on your fire truck. 258 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,849 - That's not ours. That's Jasper's. - You know Jasper? 259 00:12:17,975 --> 00:12:20,269 I sold a house to his parents. How did you get a playdate? 260 00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:21,395 Let's go! 261 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,922 Please. Cam. Yeah. 262 00:12:25,499 --> 00:12:26,931 Look, he's sketching! 263 00:12:27,099 --> 00:12:29,811 He's like Leonardo DiCaprio in "Titanic." 264 00:12:30,545 --> 00:12:32,025 I bet he goes to art school. 265 00:12:32,193 --> 00:12:34,245 Do you think he's sketching us? 266 00:12:36,411 --> 00:12:37,412 "Us." 267 00:12:41,477 --> 00:12:43,087 And contact. 268 00:12:47,624 --> 00:12:48,675 It's Dylan. 269 00:12:49,293 --> 00:12:50,415 "I'm trapped." 270 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,726 What a drama queen. 271 00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:58,464 We will go whale "washing," 272 00:12:58,589 --> 00:13:01,725 explore the tropical forest, get back into the nature. 273 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:03,152 That sounds fun. 274 00:13:03,905 --> 00:13:05,556 - Thanks. - Thank you. 275 00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:10,080 Your attention, please. Would Manny Delgado report to gate 22A? 276 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,785 Manny Delgado to gate 22A. 277 00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:15,187 Check it out, Grandpa. 278 00:13:15,312 --> 00:13:17,755 The Dramamine's working. I'm not dizzy! 279 00:13:18,615 --> 00:13:20,167 Watch the drink, kid. 280 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,208 Oh, my Ludlums! 281 00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:25,579 - I'm sorry, Grandpa. - Relax. We might be okay here. 282 00:13:30,054 --> 00:13:31,255 It's not fair. 283 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:33,821 It's not fair. 284 00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:37,613 Excuse me, ma'am. 285 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:39,450 - Is this Manny Delgado? - Yes. 286 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:42,785 - Your son's name is on a no-fly list. - We already did this at the check-in. 287 00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:44,478 He's not the same Manny Delgado. 288 00:13:44,603 --> 00:13:46,882 I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel. 289 00:13:47,051 --> 00:13:49,262 - We just have a few questions. - It's a mistake. 290 00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:51,121 - Where's my husband? - Step this way. 291 00:13:51,851 --> 00:13:54,654 - Ma'am, step this way, please? - No pushing! 292 00:13:58,806 --> 00:14:00,900 Make it a double. I'm traveling with my family. 293 00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:02,076 No problem. 294 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,630 Must be a lot easier, just living with a guy. 295 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,355 Yeah, life would be simpler if I was gay. 296 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,433 - Could you get in the fast lane? - I could totally get in the fast lane. 297 00:14:14,558 --> 00:14:15,859 I mean the road. 298 00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:19,735 I'm getting a text. What does it say? 299 00:14:20,846 --> 00:14:22,693 It's nothing. It's the alarm company. 300 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,812 - Your house was broken into. - What? 301 00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:27,713 - They'll take care of it. Just drive! - What happened? 302 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,682 Okay, fun airport game. 303 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:38,443 You pick out a traveler, you come up with their entire story. 304 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,907 This guy's name's Henry. 305 00:14:40,032 --> 00:14:42,154 He's going to Phoenix to visit his grandmother, 306 00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:43,907 whose name is, uh... 307 00:14:45,372 --> 00:14:47,465 - Pass. Too hard. Your turn. - Okay, fine. 308 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,801 I see a woman, wracked with fear, whose husband has abandoned her. 309 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,013 Where? Who? 310 00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:55,394 Me. I made it perfectly clear to Phil that I needed him here. 311 00:14:55,923 --> 00:14:57,917 It's going around. Mitchell's mad at me, too. 312 00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,905 He thinks because I didn't help him pack, he forgot his wallet. 313 00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:03,849 I'm sorry to be snippy. It's just... 314 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,945 I'm a little upset with Cam. I needed his help this morning. 315 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:09,321 He let me down. 316 00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:13,180 That doesn't sound like him. You asked him something and he refused? 317 00:15:13,348 --> 00:15:14,978 But he never asked! 318 00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:17,640 All he said was, "Lily's bag needs to be packed, 319 00:15:17,765 --> 00:15:19,400 "and the newspaper to be canceled." 320 00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:21,571 Sounds to me like he was asking for help. 321 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:24,726 Sounds to me like you expected him to read your mind. 322 00:15:25,038 --> 00:15:28,053 - What am I, a psychic? - It's not about reading minds, 323 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,922 but about knowing what he needs. 324 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,212 Here's an idea. 325 00:15:31,337 --> 00:15:32,788 Just say "help me." 326 00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:34,911 Don't even say "me." Just "help." 327 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:37,311 He'll know what you want. You won't have to get mad. 328 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,281 I'm not mad. It's just... 329 00:15:39,802 --> 00:15:42,571 You want to believe that you're on the same wavelength as someone, 330 00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:44,291 and then it's just... 331 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,914 It's disheartening when you find out you're not. 332 00:15:47,482 --> 00:15:48,533 That's all. 333 00:15:49,378 --> 00:15:52,049 What's frustrating is I would do anything for Mitchell, 334 00:15:52,423 --> 00:15:55,097 and frankly, it's a little hurtful that he doesn't know that. 335 00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:00,892 Airports, huh? 336 00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:05,117 Are you drawing? 337 00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:07,621 It's no good. 338 00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:09,091 Tortured artist. 339 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:10,542 Classic. 340 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,105 It's a robot! 341 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,046 Oh, yeah, sure is. 342 00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:18,310 What's behind him? 343 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,437 A dinosaur. 344 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:22,431 It's for school. We're supposed to make a comic strip. 345 00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:24,774 We had to do that, too, back in the eighth... 346 00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:30,348 - He was 14 years old! - Shut up. 347 00:16:31,455 --> 00:16:33,324 "He's my soul mate." 348 00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:51,401 Whatcha drinking? 349 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,700 Dad. 350 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,886 Mostly tonic, actually, thanks to my new sponsor here. 351 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,227 I'm a little jittery about flying. 352 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,565 What are you talking about? You fly all the time. 353 00:17:03,515 --> 00:17:06,592 This started in the last couple years. I think I'm just... 354 00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:09,650 I'm nervous 'cause I've got so much to lose now. 355 00:17:09,775 --> 00:17:12,126 - What about you? - I'm taking a break from my vacation. 356 00:17:12,885 --> 00:17:14,171 We haven't even started. 357 00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,725 I got to figure I might not have lots of time for myself, 358 00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:19,265 with the luaus, the hiking, the talent shows. 359 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,477 Are you not happy that we're coming with you? 360 00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:23,106 It's not what I expected. 361 00:17:23,721 --> 00:17:24,772 But, Dad... 362 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,789 Doesn't it feel good to know 363 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:30,920 that your whole family is willing to drop everything to be with you, 364 00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:33,912 to fly across the ocean in a steel coffin? 365 00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,505 I'm gonna finish that. 366 00:17:36,053 --> 00:17:38,366 It's not you guys. I love the family. 367 00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:42,010 It just kinda feels like Gloria's going out of her way 368 00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,190 not to spend time with me. 369 00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:47,279 You don't believe that. 370 00:17:48,215 --> 00:17:49,659 Oh, come on, Dad. 371 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,957 That is so crazy and so adorable. 372 00:17:54,351 --> 00:17:55,903 That woman loves you. 373 00:17:58,094 --> 00:17:59,762 I didn't say I wasn't lovable. 374 00:18:01,571 --> 00:18:05,315 It's not every wife that would spend the money to fly a family to Hawaii. 375 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:08,613 Where does everybody think Gloria's money comes from? 376 00:18:12,435 --> 00:18:14,960 So, what kind of business did you have in Japan? 377 00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,713 I've never been to Japan. 378 00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:20,345 You didn't go to Osaka in November 2003 to attend the electronics trade show? 379 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:22,766 - I was 4. - Enough. 380 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,738 Question the other people in the gate. Did you see the old lady with the cane? 381 00:18:26,863 --> 00:18:29,906 What if she hid a ceramic knife that can go through the metal detector? 382 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,865 And yet you waste your time harassing a little kid! 383 00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:34,498 Ma'am, you seem to know 384 00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:37,129 an awful lot about sneaking contraband onto a plane. 385 00:18:37,297 --> 00:18:38,798 Yeah, I'm Colombian. 386 00:18:39,168 --> 00:18:41,070 Have you ever been to Japan? 387 00:18:41,348 --> 00:18:43,433 I would like to make a phone call. 388 00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:47,298 Ladies and gentlemen, pre-boarding to Maui will begin in a few minutes. 389 00:18:47,622 --> 00:18:49,326 Luke, please stop spinning. 390 00:18:49,603 --> 00:18:50,405 Sorry. 391 00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:52,931 Now make the airport stop spinning. 392 00:18:53,056 --> 00:18:53,913 We made it! 393 00:18:56,024 --> 00:18:58,681 Thank God you're here! Oh, honey. 394 00:18:59,476 --> 00:19:01,504 - I am so sorry. - It was my fault. 395 00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:03,640 - It wasn't your fault. - I should have understood. 396 00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:05,932 Are you drunk? 397 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:06,956 Kinda. 398 00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:10,137 And once I spent a week in Cancun. 399 00:19:10,262 --> 00:19:12,699 Which, by the way, did not live up to the hype. 400 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:17,835 Can somebody tell me what's going on? 401 00:19:18,004 --> 00:19:19,609 We're almost done here, sir. 402 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:22,177 So you and your son are traveling together. 403 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,760 Then why are you departing Maui on different dates? 404 00:19:26,888 --> 00:19:27,729 Because... 405 00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:30,993 He's traveling back home with his family. 406 00:19:31,356 --> 00:19:32,322 What? 407 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:35,161 Surprise! They're only staying for six days. 408 00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:37,833 - After that, it's only you and me. - Really? 409 00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:41,048 I wanted to spend some time alone with my husband. 410 00:19:41,398 --> 00:19:43,136 Drink cocktails by the pool, 411 00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:44,305 Sleep in. 412 00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:49,362 I could not love you any more than I do right now. 413 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,674 I also found a topless beach. 414 00:19:52,437 --> 00:19:53,538 I was wrong. 415 00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:01,964 Mr. Jackson, have a great flight. It's to the left. 416 00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:04,566 - Oh, gorgeous. - Oh, thank you. It's vintage. 417 00:20:04,691 --> 00:20:06,487 - He meant Lily. - You don't know that. 418 00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:09,278 There's another hottie for you at 5:00. 419 00:20:11,358 --> 00:20:12,960 It's whale "watching." 420 00:20:13,364 --> 00:20:15,660 - Whale "washing." - "Watching." 421 00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:18,539 - "Watching." - It's close enough. Hi, sir. 422 00:20:18,707 --> 00:20:19,903 Have a good flight. 423 00:20:20,028 --> 00:20:21,545 Do your zombie impression. 424 00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:24,843 - She hasn't been drinking, has she? - Oh, no. She's hilarious. 425 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,865 Let's do "Bride of Frankenstein." 426 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,027 That is so, so good.