1 00:00:06,802 --> 00:00:10,327 - Honey, do you need me to move the car? - No, it's nothing. I'm alright 2 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:12,915 Iron cross. 3 00:00:13,159 --> 00:00:14,510 She's going down! 4 00:00:21,448 --> 00:00:23,200 - You okay? - Yes. I am. 5 00:00:23,629 --> 00:00:24,648 I am okay. 6 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,131 - Honey, why do we keep this car? - It's a classic! 7 00:00:27,256 --> 00:00:29,727 No, it just sits here. And the seatbelts don't work. 8 00:00:29,853 --> 00:00:31,871 The doors stick. It leaks fluids. 9 00:00:32,039 --> 00:00:33,929 We haven't put fluids in it in 10 years. 10 00:00:34,054 --> 00:00:35,688 I'm gonna fix all that anyway. 11 00:00:35,814 --> 00:00:38,175 And then, it's gonna be Haley's car. 12 00:00:38,343 --> 00:00:40,012 We're not giving this car to Haley. 13 00:00:40,137 --> 00:00:42,224 It's way too easy to fit a mattress in the back. 14 00:00:42,392 --> 00:00:43,393 Remember? 15 00:00:44,197 --> 00:00:46,483 - No, we're selling it. - What? 16 00:00:46,651 --> 00:00:48,780 - Unless you don't think you can. - Really? 17 00:00:49,866 --> 00:00:50,992 - Seriously? - You can't. 18 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,672 - You honestly think that's gonna work? - You can't sell it. 19 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:01,326 You know what? You can insult a lot of things about me... 20 00:01:01,451 --> 00:01:03,879 My hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises... 21 00:01:04,004 --> 00:01:05,429 But don't insult my selling. 22 00:01:05,554 --> 00:01:07,056 That crosses a line. 23 00:01:07,369 --> 00:01:10,215 What line? You don't see it? That's 'cause I just sold it. 24 00:01:11,233 --> 00:01:13,642 Subtitles by MiniBen314 25 00:01:13,767 --> 00:01:15,833 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 26 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:28,394 "While the spray-tanned starlet claims to be six weeks sober, 27 00:01:28,796 --> 00:01:30,419 "sources down under say. 28 00:01:30,544 --> 00:01:33,881 "She has been bar-hopping like a coked-up kangaroo." 29 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,876 - What's daddy reading to you? - If I have to read 30 00:01:37,044 --> 00:01:39,463 The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap. 31 00:01:39,631 --> 00:01:41,620 - It's not that bad. - I will snap! 32 00:01:42,719 --> 00:01:44,806 So, I laid the toolbox outside, 33 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:47,204 and all the supplies are ready, and I think we are 34 00:01:47,329 --> 00:01:48,732 - good to go! - Terrific. 35 00:01:49,169 --> 00:01:51,487 Aren't you gonna change into a working man's outfit? 36 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:54,119 I'm good, and I don't think workmen really call them "outfits". 37 00:01:54,287 --> 00:01:57,591 We are building a princess castle for Lily. 38 00:01:57,987 --> 00:02:01,260 It's something every father wants to be able to do for his daughter. 39 00:02:02,515 --> 00:02:04,182 And I fancy myself 40 00:02:04,307 --> 00:02:06,637 as a bit of a castle designer. 41 00:02:07,054 --> 00:02:09,033 I have done a few sketches. 42 00:02:09,158 --> 00:02:11,213 Which we have archived 43 00:02:11,477 --> 00:02:13,653 so we can use the kit. 44 00:02:14,562 --> 00:02:15,799 - The kit. - The kit. 45 00:02:15,924 --> 00:02:17,581 Which, we're gonna do together. 46 00:02:17,749 --> 00:02:19,871 I am petrified to do this with Mitchell. 47 00:02:20,353 --> 00:02:23,103 He built a couple of theater sets in college or something, 48 00:02:23,228 --> 00:02:25,472 and now he thinks he knows everything about building. 49 00:02:28,819 --> 00:02:30,522 Well, he doesn't. 50 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,848 Every home-improvement project that we've undertaken 51 00:02:33,973 --> 00:02:35,701 has been a near-death experience. 52 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:37,950 Make the appetizers. And then we'll be... 53 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:42,379 If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me... 54 00:02:43,526 --> 00:02:47,266 Because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person. 55 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:50,950 Honey, relax. She's not here yet. 56 00:02:51,075 --> 00:02:52,772 You might wanna play it a little cooler. 57 00:02:52,897 --> 00:02:54,739 You don't wanna scare off your girlfriend. 58 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,590 She's not my girlfriend! 59 00:02:56,715 --> 00:02:59,909 She's just coming over to study the life cycle of silkworms. 60 00:03:01,377 --> 00:03:04,134 She's here. She's here! Okay, how's my hair? 61 00:03:04,302 --> 00:03:06,387 - I thought it was just a friend. - I heard that. 62 00:03:06,555 --> 00:03:07,887 I wasn't whispering. 63 00:03:08,012 --> 00:03:10,262 Manny, open the door. Make her feel welcome. 64 00:03:10,387 --> 00:03:12,024 Kelly! Good morning. 65 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,504 I'm glad you're here. 66 00:03:13,629 --> 00:03:15,614 - This is my mom. - Nice to meet you! 67 00:03:15,783 --> 00:03:18,899 In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. 68 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:21,984 In fact, the leading cause of death among colombian women 69 00:03:22,109 --> 00:03:24,160 is when their sons get married. 70 00:03:24,285 --> 00:03:25,864 But I'm not like that. 71 00:03:25,989 --> 00:03:28,408 I just want my Manny to be happy. 72 00:03:28,684 --> 00:03:31,939 Manny, why don't you give your friend Kelly an empanada? 73 00:03:32,778 --> 00:03:33,960 No, thank you. 74 00:03:34,085 --> 00:03:35,988 I try to stay away from trans fats. 75 00:03:36,113 --> 00:03:38,041 I'm sure one won't make a difference. 76 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:39,574 They're Manny's favorite! 77 00:03:39,699 --> 00:03:42,878 I think I'm going to stop eating trans fats, too. 78 00:03:48,283 --> 00:03:49,734 When was this from? 79 00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:53,440 That's the year your dad and I went to the rose bowl. 80 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:54,909 Incredible game. 81 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:56,869 Mom, you look really pretty. 82 00:03:56,994 --> 00:03:59,411 - Thank you, sweetheart. - So, what happened? 83 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,853 Well, Lukey, everyone gets older. 84 00:04:01,978 --> 00:04:04,351 Just 'cause parts of your mom aren't what they used to be, 85 00:04:04,476 --> 00:04:06,633 - It doesn't... - I mean, what happened in the game? 86 00:04:09,001 --> 00:04:11,035 We got our butts kicked by Penn State. 87 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,359 The parade was awesome, though. Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal. 88 00:04:14,956 --> 00:04:16,607 "Good time, she wrote." 89 00:04:17,155 --> 00:04:20,513 Guys, let's get back to it. No one's gonna buy this heap looking this way. 90 00:04:20,712 --> 00:04:22,623 Mom, which one is the garbage can? 91 00:04:24,434 --> 00:04:26,799 Honey, you can't throw that away. It's Blankety. 92 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,098 It's disgusting. 93 00:04:28,223 --> 00:04:30,240 No, sweetie, you loved Blankety. 94 00:04:30,365 --> 00:04:32,003 You wouldn't go anywhere without him. 95 00:04:32,128 --> 00:04:33,777 Until Luke threw up on it. 96 00:04:34,939 --> 00:04:36,968 I used to throw up all the time. 97 00:04:37,093 --> 00:04:38,444 Remember Buckety? 98 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,785 - Look at this. - What is that? 99 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:46,131 We went to the beach one day, and had such a good time 100 00:04:46,256 --> 00:04:49,036 that he wanted to bring home a jar of sunshine 101 00:04:49,161 --> 00:04:51,642 so he could always remember it. Do you remember, honey? 102 00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:53,291 No, don't... don't open it. 103 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:55,954 You really think you trapped sunshine in there? 104 00:04:56,205 --> 00:04:59,336 I'm just letting you know now, I'm not taking care of him when you guys die. 105 00:04:59,461 --> 00:05:01,284 Stop. It's sweet. 106 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:02,752 Still feels hot. 107 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,704 It's that guy who came by earlier. He was really interested. 108 00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:08,048 What was his name? Shoot! 109 00:05:08,216 --> 00:05:10,525 You can't be in sales and not remember people's names. 110 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:13,654 That's why I like to use what they call "minimonic" devices. 111 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,062 They're little tricks to help you remember. 112 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,641 Like the other day, I met this guy named Carl. 113 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:22,079 Now, I might forget that name, but he was wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt. 114 00:05:22,204 --> 00:05:24,181 What's a band like The Grateful Dead? Phish. 115 00:05:24,306 --> 00:05:25,748 Where do fish live? The ocean. 116 00:05:25,874 --> 00:05:28,361 What else lives in the ocean? Coral. 117 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:29,882 Hello, "coral". 118 00:05:32,496 --> 00:05:34,198 I think it's "mnemonic". 119 00:05:36,384 --> 00:05:37,936 I think I'd remember. 120 00:05:39,611 --> 00:05:40,905 You can do it, dad. 121 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:44,435 He looked like the drummer from Foreigner. Now, foreigner's from France. 122 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,582 France rhymes with "ants." Ants ruin a picnic. 123 00:05:47,611 --> 00:05:48,913 What's up, Nick? 124 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,234 Really? 125 00:05:52,359 --> 00:05:53,360 Really? 126 00:05:53,762 --> 00:05:54,766 That's great. 127 00:05:54,935 --> 00:05:56,853 Swing by anytime. We're here all day. 128 00:05:57,021 --> 00:05:59,108 Thanks. Guess what? 129 00:05:59,795 --> 00:06:01,278 You said I couldn't sell this? 130 00:06:01,446 --> 00:06:04,322 You're gonna be eating humble pie stuffed with crow 131 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,590 and a big side of sorry, 'cause I just did. 132 00:06:06,715 --> 00:06:10,295 In your face, girl with the negative tattoo! 133 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,165 Honey... 134 00:06:14,488 --> 00:06:15,489 Wait. 135 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,796 Someone doesn't like to lose. 136 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:24,380 Honey. 137 00:06:25,141 --> 00:06:26,204 Honey! 138 00:06:26,622 --> 00:06:28,460 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 139 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,922 When I woke up this morning, I hated that car, 140 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,945 even thinking about it made me mad. But then when we were going 141 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:37,323 through it and Blankety... all that stuff... I just... 142 00:06:38,062 --> 00:06:41,275 The thought of that whole part of our life driving away... 143 00:06:41,767 --> 00:06:42,988 We can keep Blankety. 144 00:06:43,578 --> 00:06:44,830 I don't want... 145 00:06:45,377 --> 00:06:46,528 Look at them. 146 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:50,077 Come on. A minute ago, they were babies. 147 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:53,008 And now they're driving. And soon we'll all be dead. 148 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,472 You're leaving out a few great minutes there. 149 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,243 Retirement, old age... 150 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,480 Cool chair that goes up the stairs. 151 00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:02,693 I'm sorry. I'm... 152 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:04,621 being ridiculous. 153 00:07:05,082 --> 00:07:07,829 Don't apologize. I love you when you're human. 154 00:07:08,266 --> 00:07:09,267 Listen. 155 00:07:10,278 --> 00:07:11,279 Listen! 156 00:07:13,376 --> 00:07:14,759 We don't have to sell the car. 157 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:17,974 Sweetie, of course we do. It doesn't make any sense to keep it. 158 00:07:18,142 --> 00:07:19,978 Well, what can I do to make you feel better? 159 00:07:20,549 --> 00:07:23,443 Nothing. Unless you can build me a time machine. 160 00:07:25,137 --> 00:07:26,138 Honey... 161 00:07:27,228 --> 00:07:29,408 Until someone can figure out how to keep a wormhole 162 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,877 from collapsing in on itself, that's just a pipe dream. 163 00:07:34,666 --> 00:07:36,127 Phil, come on back, Phil. 164 00:07:40,472 --> 00:07:42,087 Well, I found the... 165 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,530 I found the nail gun. 166 00:07:45,322 --> 00:07:47,356 Weirdest thing... It was wrapped in an old towel 167 00:07:47,481 --> 00:07:49,494 stuffed in a box on the top shelf of the closet. 168 00:07:49,662 --> 00:07:51,416 Just set it down on the counter. 169 00:07:52,309 --> 00:07:54,301 - Heads up! - Dad, what are you doing here? 170 00:07:54,426 --> 00:07:58,129 I'm just returning that crockpot that Gloria borrowed. 171 00:07:58,893 --> 00:08:02,057 I forgot you had that crockpot, Jay. Well, we're just getting ready to build 172 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,692 - Lily a princess castle if you... - Wanna help? Yeah, sure. 173 00:08:05,242 --> 00:08:06,822 If it's okay with you, Mitchell. 174 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:11,349 Remember how much fun we had when we built that bookshelf together? 175 00:08:12,877 --> 00:08:14,176 That was my Vietnam. 176 00:08:15,492 --> 00:08:17,044 And I was in Vietnam. 177 00:08:19,152 --> 00:08:20,355 Look at us! 178 00:08:20,878 --> 00:08:22,813 Three construction dudes! 179 00:08:22,981 --> 00:08:24,523 I'm gonna get you some workman gloves. 180 00:08:24,691 --> 00:08:27,279 I have a blue and camel. What's your preference? 181 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:28,866 Surprise me. 182 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:32,039 Wouldn't it be easier if we had all our stuff in the same notebook? 183 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:33,184 You think? 184 00:08:33,309 --> 00:08:35,703 I mean, we're always going back and forth. 185 00:08:35,829 --> 00:08:37,890 I'll just put my things in your notebook. 186 00:08:38,015 --> 00:08:40,117 Who wants chocolate milk? 187 00:08:40,531 --> 00:08:41,557 Sure, mom. 188 00:08:41,725 --> 00:08:43,436 - So how is it going? - Great! 189 00:08:43,604 --> 00:08:45,768 Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook. 190 00:08:45,894 --> 00:08:46,902 This is sudden. 191 00:08:47,311 --> 00:08:48,446 It just felt right. 192 00:08:49,122 --> 00:08:50,450 You know what you should do? 193 00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:52,463 Put a pinch of salt in the chocolate milk. 194 00:08:52,588 --> 00:08:55,168 - It really brings out the flavor. - Salt is for the popcorn. 195 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:58,007 - That sounds good. - You wouldn't like it. 196 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,637 Maybe we should let Manny decide. 197 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:04,912 Here's the salt. 198 00:09:05,272 --> 00:09:06,732 We'll see what he likes. 199 00:09:25,309 --> 00:09:26,760 That's really good! 200 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:28,142 Try it, Mom! 201 00:09:35,652 --> 00:09:37,043 I don't care for it. 202 00:09:38,622 --> 00:09:39,974 It was delicious. 203 00:09:40,509 --> 00:09:41,989 I finally got lily down for a nap. 204 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,475 Where is Mitchell? He's not supposed to be unsupervised! 205 00:09:44,643 --> 00:09:47,326 Don't worry. I got him in the garage, putting flags on the spires. 206 00:09:47,451 --> 00:09:49,673 - Perfect. - It's better. Nobody gets hurt. 207 00:09:49,799 --> 00:09:52,222 We don't have to put flags on the spires. 208 00:09:52,347 --> 00:09:55,461 All right, let's get this roof on. It's supposed to snap right into place. 209 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,713 Whatcha got going on over there, jigsaw? 210 00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:02,342 I thought that I would get started on the drawbridge 211 00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:04,891 - while you worked on the roof. - You done with the flags? 212 00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:08,593 It took me like 15 minutes. It was a lot easier 213 00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:10,694 - than you made it out to be. - Do something, Jay. 214 00:10:16,707 --> 00:10:19,203 - Wanna make us some sandwiches? - We're in the middle of this. 215 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:21,466 What Jay's saying is, why don't you go sort some bolts? 216 00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:23,511 - No, I sorted the bolts. - All of 'em? 217 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:25,879 There were six. What's going on with you two? 218 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:28,215 - Are you trying to get rid of me? - Mitch... 219 00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,200 Oh, my God. 220 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:32,864 You are. You're, like, in cahoots. 221 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,742 Mitchell, I get scared. 222 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:38,098 When you're around tools, honey, it's dangerous... 223 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:41,213 for me, for you, for... our roses. 224 00:10:42,132 --> 00:10:44,154 Works better this way, kid. I mean, 225 00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:47,016 castle goes right up, Nobody gets sliced in half. 226 00:10:47,184 --> 00:10:48,979 Do you know how insulting this is? 227 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,373 I was an intern at the songbird summer playhouse. 228 00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:55,148 Do you think that the town of Brigadoon just magically appeared? 229 00:10:55,273 --> 00:10:57,746 Well, in the play, it did, but, the set... 230 00:10:57,915 --> 00:11:00,889 The set was built with these two hands! 231 00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:06,052 The Von Trapp mansion, Evita's balcony... 232 00:11:07,684 --> 00:11:10,153 - Where are you going? - I'm going on a walk, 233 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,962 I can still do that by myself. 234 00:11:12,087 --> 00:11:14,654 Watch. I hope I don't get hurt. 235 00:11:14,823 --> 00:11:17,285 God, who put that doorjamb there? 236 00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:19,929 I didn't see it. I ran right into it. 237 00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:25,619 I tripped! Walking is so hard! 238 00:11:25,887 --> 00:11:28,663 - It didn't look like it was on purpose. - It was! 239 00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:33,077 Just a few more steps. 240 00:11:33,841 --> 00:11:35,116 Sorry! Step! Step! 241 00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:36,369 Sorry! Sorry. 242 00:11:36,494 --> 00:11:38,237 - It's gonna be worth it. - It's not. 243 00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:40,245 Don't listen to her. And... 244 00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:44,924 Sorry. Don't struggle. Stop struggling. 245 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,557 - Great. It's our car. - Not a car. Kids? 246 00:11:51,046 --> 00:11:52,434 Time...? What? 247 00:11:52,774 --> 00:11:55,570 Tonight, Claire Dunphy, we are turning back the clock 248 00:11:55,738 --> 00:11:57,098 to a simpler time... 249 00:11:57,223 --> 00:11:59,439 When families piled into their station wagons, 250 00:11:59,564 --> 00:12:00,914 picked up some burgers, 251 00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:03,586 and went on a picnic up to Pranger Point. 252 00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:06,316 - Honey, we don't have to do this. - Listen to her. 253 00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:09,978 No, it's gonna be great. I talked to... France, ants, picnic... 254 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,772 Nick, and he's not picking up the car till tomorrow. 255 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,933 We have one more night of family fun! 256 00:12:15,058 --> 00:12:17,154 - What's gonna be fun about it? - Listen to him. 257 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,159 - Only everything. - Only nothing. 258 00:12:19,327 --> 00:12:21,830 Kids, your father is trying to do something nice, so 259 00:12:21,998 --> 00:12:25,567 I would appreciate it if you would stop your whining and just get in the car. 260 00:12:27,439 --> 00:12:29,256 Still does it! Oh, my! 261 00:12:29,604 --> 00:12:31,306 Come on, get in, get in! 262 00:12:34,189 --> 00:12:36,746 I'm just saying, the kid's gotta learn to let things go. 263 00:12:36,872 --> 00:12:38,656 This is a touchy subject for Mitchell. 264 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,449 He wants to feel like a regular Joe, like you and I. 265 00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:44,501 Pardonnez-moi. I prefer the champagne Dijon to the standard yellow. 266 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,851 You know, there are a few areas that define us as men, like, 267 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,113 sports and construction. 268 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,894 Mitchell just wants to feel like he's... part of the man club. 269 00:12:54,062 --> 00:12:55,774 Isn't that where you guys met? 270 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,994 You're making a joke because you're uncomfortable, 271 00:12:58,119 --> 00:13:00,032 so I'll let it slide. And we met at an orgy. 272 00:13:02,204 --> 00:13:03,205 Come on. 273 00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:05,169 I just think it's crazy, that's all. 274 00:13:05,294 --> 00:13:08,185 So what if he can't swing a hammer? Look at all he has done. 275 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:11,096 Law school, great career, providing for his family. 276 00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:14,199 That's manly, too, isn't it? I mean, the classical sense. 277 00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:16,539 Well, yes, I mean, I think it also takes a big man 278 00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:19,029 to quit his career as a music teacher and raise a child. 279 00:13:19,678 --> 00:13:21,330 You're a man, too, Cam. 280 00:13:21,786 --> 00:13:22,847 Thank you, Jay. 281 00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:25,127 Wait. Garnish. We're men... 282 00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:26,815 not cavemen. 283 00:13:27,171 --> 00:13:30,092 My great-great-grandfather helped build the Brooklyn bridge. 284 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,137 And I heard that, until the day he died, 285 00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:35,240 every time he passed it, he was filled with such pride. 286 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:38,533 He'd say, "There's a little bit of me in that bridge." 287 00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:43,368 I know that I'm not the handiest guy, but I'm still a man, and I want 288 00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:46,209 to be able to look out into my yard and say... 289 00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:49,861 "There's a little bit of me in that princess castle." 290 00:14:03,828 --> 00:14:05,328 Kelly's parents are on their way. 291 00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:08,210 She invited me to go out to dinner and a movie with them. 292 00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:10,258 - Is that okay? - But... 293 00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:13,614 I thought that you and I were going to the movies tonight. 294 00:14:13,739 --> 00:14:15,766 You know, to see that one with Shia LaBeouf. 295 00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:18,355 Well, maybe we can go to the movie another night. 296 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,337 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 297 00:14:22,565 --> 00:14:23,782 Just my heart. 298 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:26,587 Okay, sue me. 299 00:14:26,712 --> 00:14:28,252 I am a colombian mother. 300 00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:30,258 I'm not gonna let him make a mistake 301 00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:32,985 that is gonna affect him for the rest of my life! 302 00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:34,720 His life! 303 00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:40,066 I think we should talk about this Kelly girl. 304 00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:41,359 Isn't she great? 305 00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:44,157 I think she really likes me. 306 00:14:46,242 --> 00:14:48,165 Why wouldn't she like you, baby? Of course. 307 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,854 Go. Have fun. 308 00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:52,590 I'm gonna wear my burgundy dinner jacket. 309 00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:55,890 Of course you are. 310 00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:59,926 I say we apologize and just finish the castle together like he wanted. 311 00:15:00,051 --> 00:15:01,797 - Did you hide the nail gun? - Absolutely. 312 00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:03,596 Cause, I mean, you said that before. 313 00:15:04,883 --> 00:15:06,734 Oh, my gosh. It's finished. 314 00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:09,290 What the hell? Mitchell did that? 315 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,547 Yes. Yes, Mitchell did it. Who's the bitch now, bitches? 316 00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:14,008 Honey, it looks beautiful! 317 00:15:14,176 --> 00:15:17,029 Yeah, because when you two were inside enjoying your little tea party, 318 00:15:17,154 --> 00:15:18,987 I was out here... getting stuff done. 319 00:15:19,112 --> 00:15:22,161 I'm sorry. We shouldn't have underestimated you. 320 00:15:22,711 --> 00:15:24,654 You know he's stuck in there, right? 321 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,240 Uh, hey, kid, 322 00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:29,622 Cam and I are gonna go crack a couple cold ones. You wanna join us? 323 00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:32,738 No, you know what? I'm just gonna stay here and get some stuff done, 324 00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:35,009 but you... you two ladies enjoy your light beers. 325 00:15:35,177 --> 00:15:36,921 How do you know we're having light beers? 326 00:15:37,046 --> 00:15:40,209 We only have light beers. So, listen. Here is a hammer. 327 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:42,581 - And this is a screwdriver. - I don't need it, though. 328 00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:45,038 - But I'm not gonna use it. - And you just come on in 329 00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:47,396 - whenever you want to. - I've be in at... yeah. 330 00:15:49,217 --> 00:15:51,018 You sure we shouldn't get him out of there? 331 00:15:51,143 --> 00:15:54,432 He would never forgive us. He's a very proud man, your son. 332 00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:57,256 Bird! Bird! 333 00:15:57,549 --> 00:15:59,474 Bird! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 334 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,045 Yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself right now. 335 00:16:05,236 --> 00:16:06,237 Calm down. 336 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,886 Luke, honey, slow down. No one's gonna take your food away. 337 00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:17,164 This place has really changed. Time marches on, huh? 338 00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:19,431 See that Starbucks down there? 339 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,789 - You know what that used to be? - An orange grove? 340 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,315 No, a Burger King. 341 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:26,193 You can still see some of the architecture. 342 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,121 Thank you... for this. 343 00:16:28,559 --> 00:16:30,502 I really do feel better already. 344 00:16:30,627 --> 00:16:32,629 You can go home again, Claire. 345 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:33,827 Sweetie. 346 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,631 My stomach hurts. 347 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,264 Honey, I told you not to eat so fast. Sit back, relax. You're gonna be fine. 348 00:16:40,691 --> 00:16:41,692 Spider! 349 00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:44,360 Haley, honey, you're standing on the back of daddy's seatbelt! 350 00:16:44,485 --> 00:16:46,184 Soft cheeses, I can breathe again. 351 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,655 - Wait. Where'd the spider go? - I really need some air. 352 00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:50,714 Okay, Alex, lower your window. 353 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,956 - I can't. It's stuck. - I forgot about that. 354 00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:54,376 Don't you throw up on me. 355 00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:56,978 - Don't point him at me! - Here, I'll turn on the... Haley! 356 00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:01,849 Honey, I think that's the heat. 357 00:17:02,017 --> 00:17:04,311 - It's in my mouth. - It's happening! 358 00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:05,831 Okay, grab a bag! 359 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:09,865 - Gosh, it smells like onions! - My seatbelt's stuck! 360 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,275 I'll help you. 361 00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:13,371 Spider! 362 00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:17,938 - God, he's gonna blow, mom! - I need Buckety! 363 00:17:18,063 --> 00:17:20,801 - Okay, everybody get out of the car! - Our doors don't open! 364 00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:23,757 We got ya. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast! 365 00:17:23,883 --> 00:17:25,046 Get out, get out. 366 00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:27,593 Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast, Dunphys! 367 00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:28,986 Nice and easy! 368 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,627 Don't look at him! He's just gonna make you feel sick! 369 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,442 I looked, I looked, I looked. 370 00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:36,768 Guys, the car! 371 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,421 I got it! 372 00:17:43,098 --> 00:17:44,523 What's the plan, Phil? 373 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,315 - At least I'm trying to do something! - Dad, get off! 374 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,404 Come on, Phil! Let it go! Let it go! Honey, let it go! 375 00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:52,593 Stop, stop, stop. 376 00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:04,115 I'm just... 377 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,754 I'm just being realistic, but we're gonna need to lower the asking price. 378 00:18:22,141 --> 00:18:24,180 Hi, papi. You're here so soon. 379 00:18:26,393 --> 00:18:29,064 - I decided to skip the movie. - Are you okay? 380 00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:32,257 Kelly didn't like my jacket. 381 00:18:32,382 --> 00:18:33,992 Plus, she ordered for me. 382 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,039 Did she let you hear the specials, at least? 383 00:18:37,207 --> 00:18:40,295 No. I don't want to be with someone who doesn't get me. 384 00:18:41,673 --> 00:18:43,176 Do we have any trans fats left? 385 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,360 Of course. 386 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,271 Besides, I think there's a girl I'd rather spend time with. 387 00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:51,021 That's so sweet. 388 00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:53,548 I'm the luckiest mother in the world. 389 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,776 This is manny. 390 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:56,995 Is Alicia there? 391 00:18:57,163 --> 00:18:59,489 - Who's Alicia? - She's a girl in my history class. 392 00:18:59,614 --> 00:19:01,922 We like to play "six degrees of sir Francis bacon." 393 00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:06,139 You just tossed a woman aside, immediately you go to the next one? 394 00:19:06,307 --> 00:19:08,057 - No, I just... - Just what? 395 00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:10,903 This is not the way you treat women! Men are all the same. 396 00:19:11,028 --> 00:19:13,733 They break women's hearts, and they don't care! 397 00:19:13,859 --> 00:19:15,490 Men are all animals! 398 00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:17,360 - Hey, honey. - Animal! 399 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,149 The art of the sale is all about... 400 00:19:22,814 --> 00:19:24,435 what you leave out. 401 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:27,166 "'83 classic wagon." 402 00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:29,726 Tough to find parts. 403 00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:32,997 "They don't make 'em like this anymore." 404 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,706 For legal reasons. 405 00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:41,102 "Enjoyed for many years by one happy family." 406 00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:43,046 Boop. 407 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,243 Of raccoons. 408 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,620 I'm kidding. Actually... 409 00:19:51,263 --> 00:19:53,641 Actually, it did make us happy for a long time. 410 00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:55,404 It's gonna be tough to say goodbye. 411 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:56,763 It always is. 412 00:19:57,486 --> 00:19:59,338 Nobody loves change. But... 413 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,986 Part of life is learning to let things go. 414 00:20:08,387 --> 00:20:10,797 I totally thought I was gonna puke on you. 415 00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:13,776 - I would have killed you if you did. - Like you killed that spider? 416 00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:15,646 You didn't see it. It was huge. 417 00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:20,191 Remember the look on mom's face when her seat fell down? 418 00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:23,448 How about when dad jumped on the hood of the car? 419 00:20:24,428 --> 00:20:26,833 What's the plan, Phil? 420 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,701 We're in here! 421 00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:51,399 Princess is in her castle! 422 00:20:52,644 --> 00:20:54,439 How long have you guys been out here? 423 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,587 Cam, she can't get enough. We've been in here for like two hours. 424 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,038 And we did his for her. 425 00:21:03,907 --> 00:21:06,379 - Need me to get you out of there? - This thing is not safe. 426 00:21:06,547 --> 00:21:08,759 - Move to the back of the castle. - I know the drill. 427 00:21:08,928 --> 00:21:10,755 Don't carry me out this time. 428 00:21:10,881 --> 00:21:12,871 I think it sends the wrong message to Lily. 429 00:21:13,644 --> 00:21:15,596 Well, the neighbors enjoy it.