1 00:00:03,121 --> 00:00:05,337 Good afternoon. Thanks for coming. 2 00:00:05,462 --> 00:00:09,264 It's so nice to spend my birthday surrounded by so many smiling faces. 3 00:00:13,544 --> 00:00:15,804 I was almost too depressed to come today. 4 00:00:15,929 --> 00:00:18,620 I realized I let my childhood slip away. 5 00:00:20,452 --> 00:00:21,594 Come on, everybody! 6 00:00:21,763 --> 00:00:24,142 We're gonna be late for Manny's birthday! 7 00:00:24,611 --> 00:00:26,897 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 8 00:00:28,104 --> 00:00:29,987 - I'm ready, mom. - You sure, honey? 9 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:32,528 Then take a quick peek at your feet. 10 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,326 Come on, Luke! 11 00:00:36,987 --> 00:00:40,020 Are you gonna walk faster, or I get Lily's stroller and push you? 12 00:00:40,145 --> 00:00:43,347 Would you relax? The restaurant's like five minutes away... Free lotion. 13 00:00:43,515 --> 00:00:46,227 Stop stopping to smell the roses. Manny's present. 14 00:00:46,395 --> 00:00:48,858 - You are such a Pritchett. - What's that supposed to mean? 15 00:00:49,026 --> 00:00:51,071 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 16 00:00:51,422 --> 00:00:54,035 - I'm looking for the keys! - Of course you are. 17 00:00:54,203 --> 00:00:55,755 I like being on time. 18 00:00:55,915 --> 00:00:57,716 It's easy 'cause I'm organized. 19 00:00:57,841 --> 00:00:58,942 Not my wife. 20 00:00:59,255 --> 00:01:02,268 You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles, 21 00:01:02,393 --> 00:01:04,449 she'd have learned to move a little bit faster. 22 00:01:04,574 --> 00:01:05,726 Sorry, sorry. 23 00:01:07,044 --> 00:01:08,551 I couldn't find my earring. 24 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:10,879 So, what were we taing about, huh? 25 00:01:11,521 --> 00:01:13,931 Subtitles by Kevin & MiniBen314 26 00:01:14,056 --> 00:01:16,121 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 27 00:01:24,054 --> 00:01:26,109 Honey, come on. We're gonna be late. Let's go. 28 00:01:26,234 --> 00:01:28,228 Just filling out the application to family camp. 29 00:01:28,396 --> 00:01:30,524 You don't win the Dirty Dancing competition 30 00:01:30,693 --> 00:01:33,902 - and not go back to defend your crown. - That's right. Come on, honey. 31 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,853 But shoot for the king... 32 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:39,072 You better kill him. 33 00:01:39,669 --> 00:01:40,670 Every summer, 34 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:44,285 we spend a week at family camp. It's just like regular camp, 35 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:45,821 but with the family! 36 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:49,099 I don't think that needed any clarification, Phil. 37 00:01:49,224 --> 00:01:52,608 Somebody's still a little touchy about losing last year's color war. 38 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:54,080 She was on team blue... 39 00:01:54,205 --> 00:01:57,910 or as I like to refer to them as team bl-oser. 40 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:00,018 - And I was on white. - That's good. 41 00:02:00,143 --> 00:02:02,694 And if you ain't white... you ain't right! 42 00:02:02,819 --> 00:02:04,921 Phil! Have you learned nothing? 43 00:02:08,739 --> 00:02:10,137 My good man. 44 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:23,151 Okay, come on, everybody. Front door! Now! 45 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,402 Claire, relax. 46 00:02:24,527 --> 00:02:26,970 - It takes 15 minutes to get there. - It takes 20 minutes. 47 00:02:27,139 --> 00:02:29,266 - If we take your route. - My way's the most direct. 48 00:02:29,435 --> 00:02:31,562 - Directly into traffic. - Your way... 49 00:02:31,732 --> 00:02:34,401 is directly into... the suckiest way. 50 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:37,700 - Wanna make this interesting? - Yeah, I don't think that's possible. 51 00:02:37,869 --> 00:02:39,788 We take two cars and see who gets there first. 52 00:02:40,251 --> 00:02:42,584 Fine. Fine. Let's do that. It's on. 53 00:02:42,754 --> 00:02:45,106 Yeah! It is on! I'll take the girls. 54 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,163 - Your dad and I are splitting up. - Why? 55 00:02:47,288 --> 00:02:49,647 Another one of their stupid arguments. 56 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:52,395 - I'll go with dad. - No... Buddy, come with me. 57 00:02:53,065 --> 00:02:55,227 Prepare to be... My shoes. 58 00:02:56,766 --> 00:02:57,967 Come on, Phil! 59 00:03:01,276 --> 00:03:02,290 How do I look? 60 00:03:02,459 --> 00:03:04,129 - Like Al Capone. - Thanks! 61 00:03:04,254 --> 00:03:05,756 Happy birthday, kid. 62 00:03:09,479 --> 00:03:11,081 - A BB gun? - Enjoy. 63 00:03:11,352 --> 00:03:13,283 That's the best gift my dad ever gave me. 64 00:03:13,408 --> 00:03:15,758 My keys are nowhere! We're gonna have to go in your car. 65 00:03:15,883 --> 00:03:18,406 It's in the shop. Where was the last place you put your keys? 66 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:22,116 So now it's my fault? Where was the last place you put my keys? 67 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:24,744 In your hand when I bought you the car. 68 00:03:25,775 --> 00:03:29,553 On the box, it says "Ages 16 and up." Is this an appropriate gift for me? 69 00:03:29,722 --> 00:03:32,977 Are you kidding me? You were born 16. We wouldn't be having this problem 70 00:03:33,145 --> 00:03:35,525 - if you hadn't lost the spare set. - I didn't lose them. 71 00:03:35,651 --> 00:03:37,387 Somebody came in here and stole them! 72 00:03:37,512 --> 00:03:38,864 And left the car. 73 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,329 What do you mean, I was born 16? 74 00:03:42,497 --> 00:03:44,690 I'm just saying, you were never much of a kid. 75 00:03:44,815 --> 00:03:46,713 And that's good, cause I never liked kids. 76 00:03:46,882 --> 00:03:50,261 You ought to try the fridge. Cause that's where we found your cellphone. 77 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,096 It was only one time, Jay. 78 00:03:52,221 --> 00:03:54,812 And you know I always eat after I talk to my mother. 79 00:03:56,481 --> 00:03:58,183 Happy birthday, old man. 80 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,617 Well, I've forgotten a lot of things in my life. 81 00:04:01,786 --> 00:04:03,788 But what Jay said hit me hard. 82 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:06,335 I'd forgotten to have a childhood. 83 00:04:06,503 --> 00:04:09,381 - Dad, that was a stop sign. - I'll stop twice on the way back. 84 00:04:09,506 --> 00:04:11,782 Good, it'll give us a chance to pick up that hubcap 85 00:04:11,907 --> 00:04:14,281 you lost cutting through the temple parking lot. 86 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,442 Yellow... Yellow! 87 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:20,535 Are you seeing this? We are making every light, 88 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,402 and we don't even have to speed. The system works. 89 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:27,862 I know, I went a little fast back there, but, really, 40 is the same as 35. 90 00:04:27,987 --> 00:04:29,438 You say that a lot. 91 00:04:30,928 --> 00:04:33,661 - You don't appreciate what's at stake. - Our lives? 92 00:04:33,786 --> 00:04:36,628 You know I love your mother, but you also know a certain look she gets 93 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:38,708 that says, "Listen to me, I'm always right." 94 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:41,007 - You mean her face? - Now we're getting this. 95 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:44,546 If we're right this one time, then we never have to be right again. 96 00:04:44,672 --> 00:04:47,138 When she says, "That balloon can't carry a person", 97 00:04:47,263 --> 00:04:48,935 I say, "Manny's birthday." 98 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:52,055 - "Take your jacket. It's gonna rain." - "Manny's birthday." 99 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:54,632 - Don't look at me. Look at the road. - "Manny's birthday." 100 00:04:54,758 --> 00:04:57,103 - Look at the road! There's a truck! - Sweet baby Jesús! 101 00:04:57,272 --> 00:04:59,276 We are so kicking your dad's butt! 102 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:00,953 We are the best ones! 103 00:05:01,241 --> 00:05:04,086 - How come you and dad are breaking up? - What? 104 00:05:04,211 --> 00:05:07,624 If it's just a little disagreement, can't you just work it out? 105 00:05:08,973 --> 00:05:11,392 Sweetie, you thought when I said we were splitting up... 106 00:05:11,856 --> 00:05:14,889 Your dad and I are fine, honey. We just were gonna take separate cars 107 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,178 to see who could get to the restaurant faster. 108 00:05:17,303 --> 00:05:18,604 That's a relief. 109 00:05:19,171 --> 00:05:22,675 You must have been feeling awful back there. I am so sorry. 110 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,801 It's okay. 111 00:05:32,846 --> 00:05:35,348 Why did you say you'd go with your dad? 112 00:05:36,589 --> 00:05:38,691 Great. Mom gets to be right again. 113 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:40,440 Bad attitudes lose races. 114 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,947 No, swerving into a curb and popping your tire loses races. 115 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,247 We should call the cops and say mom's car was stolen. They arrest her, we win. 116 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,753 No, they trace those calls. But this is great. 117 00:05:50,921 --> 00:05:52,472 Thinking like a team! 118 00:05:53,064 --> 00:05:54,593 Good practice for family camp. 119 00:05:57,195 --> 00:05:58,727 We're doing that again? 120 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:02,986 And this year I predict total white domination. 121 00:06:07,317 --> 00:06:08,819 Can't go back there. 122 00:06:09,021 --> 00:06:11,824 I hed this summer there's gonna be a hoedown. 123 00:06:13,144 --> 00:06:14,145 I can't. 124 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,568 I can't! I can't. 125 00:06:21,379 --> 00:06:23,406 Eight minutes talking to the lady at the store 126 00:06:23,531 --> 00:06:25,217 - and still no present. - I think 127 00:06:25,342 --> 00:06:27,788 - a new friend is like a present. - I read that card, too. 128 00:06:27,913 --> 00:06:30,556 Can we please just buy the next thing we see and get out of here? 129 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,976 Why can't you enjoy this? It's a beautiful afternoon, 130 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,854 Lily's with a sitter. The day is ours! 131 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:46,976 Look at that. Another friend. Off we go, very busy. 132 00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:50,548 Stop. You are too tied to your rigid schedules. You're missing life. 133 00:06:50,674 --> 00:06:53,329 It took all of two seconds to help this nice man. 134 00:06:54,052 --> 00:06:56,082 Wait. Wait. There's more. 135 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,308 Two seconds. 136 00:06:58,049 --> 00:07:01,477 Tell her I'm so sorry, I've always loved her. 137 00:07:01,778 --> 00:07:03,396 He says he's so sorry! 138 00:07:03,696 --> 00:07:05,902 And that he's always loved you! 139 00:07:06,294 --> 00:07:08,603 Please come up and talk to me. 140 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,781 Please come up and talk to him! 141 00:07:10,906 --> 00:07:13,111 His life would be empty without you! 142 00:07:13,236 --> 00:07:15,420 I'm sorry I'm going off script. It just felt right. 143 00:07:15,766 --> 00:07:16,767 Good. 144 00:07:18,422 --> 00:07:19,428 Too late. 145 00:07:19,597 --> 00:07:22,765 Give him your cellphone. I'll chase Helen down and give her my phone. 146 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:24,983 - They can hash it out. - Are you serious? 147 00:07:25,409 --> 00:07:27,662 Yes, I'm serious as a heart attack. 148 00:07:31,234 --> 00:07:32,371 You always do this. 149 00:07:33,156 --> 00:07:35,043 Now we're gonna be late to our own party. 150 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:37,733 - Stop shouting. - Well, technically, I wasn't really... 151 00:07:38,913 --> 00:07:40,564 Is Seymour Butts there? 152 00:07:41,726 --> 00:07:43,699 I'd never made a prank call... 153 00:07:43,824 --> 00:07:47,189 Never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like. 154 00:07:47,314 --> 00:07:50,658 So I knew I had to make the most of what little childhood I had left. 155 00:07:50,827 --> 00:07:53,079 Not "Lutts." I'm looking for Butts. 156 00:07:53,578 --> 00:07:56,031 Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of butts. 157 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,954 Very funny. I don't have time for this foolishness. 158 00:08:00,937 --> 00:08:03,396 Maybe if you had a system for where you leave things. 159 00:08:03,521 --> 00:08:04,561 I have a system. 160 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:07,956 I put down things, then I remember where I put them. 161 00:08:08,081 --> 00:08:10,483 And that would be preferable to, say, 162 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:14,706 putting them on the key holder which just happens to look like a large key. 163 00:08:15,249 --> 00:08:16,684 Stop screaming! 164 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,014 - What are you doing? - Turning back the clock. 165 00:08:37,224 --> 00:08:38,273 Disgusting! 166 00:08:38,398 --> 00:08:41,051 Don't judge me. You've never been married. 167 00:08:41,176 --> 00:08:43,181 - This never happened. - I don't know 168 00:08:43,306 --> 00:08:45,475 - what you're talking about. - That's a good man. 169 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:47,031 Boy. 170 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,578 I'm a boy! 171 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:55,668 You all right? You okay? 172 00:08:57,388 --> 00:08:58,640 Why do you ask? 173 00:09:01,046 --> 00:09:02,887 Well, I think this is for you. 174 00:09:03,055 --> 00:09:04,808 I don't know what to say to him. 175 00:09:04,933 --> 00:09:07,435 Just open your heart and listen, Helen. 176 00:09:13,258 --> 00:09:15,313 I dropped your phone. 177 00:09:15,584 --> 00:09:17,176 I was here when it happened. 178 00:09:17,301 --> 00:09:18,959 Okay. It's all right. We'll just... 179 00:09:19,128 --> 00:09:21,832 - I can't. I just can't. - Helen, you have to try. 180 00:09:21,957 --> 00:09:25,302 I once almost let my own fears stop me from embarking on a relationship, 181 00:09:25,427 --> 00:09:27,619 and I would have lost the love of my life. 182 00:09:31,478 --> 00:09:33,196 Hang on. Hang on, Helen! 183 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,091 I'll have you down in a jiffy! 184 00:09:35,216 --> 00:09:37,162 Hold on tight! Nails. 185 00:09:41,089 --> 00:09:43,141 At least just give me a chance. 186 00:09:43,477 --> 00:09:45,848 - Give him a chance! - She's right here. 187 00:09:46,156 --> 00:09:48,855 - Come on. We're running out of time. - We're running out of time? 188 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,709 Sensitive. Go to him. 189 00:09:51,932 --> 00:09:55,659 - It's nice that you so much about us. - Without love we're nothing. 190 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,454 But what about his wife? 191 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,932 It was a pleasure meeting you both. 192 00:10:05,665 --> 00:10:07,688 I get it, Luke. You think he's the fun one. 193 00:10:07,813 --> 00:10:10,315 - That's why you'd go with him. - What? 194 00:10:10,951 --> 00:10:13,094 You think your dad is more fun than I am. 195 00:10:13,219 --> 00:10:15,221 - Definitely. - "Definitely." 196 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:17,176 Dad's, like, crazy-fun. 197 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,678 - But you're nice. - I'm nice? 198 00:10:20,174 --> 00:10:21,375 Well, not now. 199 00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:24,415 - Tell him. - Tell me what? 200 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,541 Nothing. 201 00:10:26,616 --> 00:10:28,669 What do we call daddy's car, girls? 202 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,609 - The cone of trust. - The cone of trust. Exactamundo. 203 00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:34,926 Where you can speak your mind with no judgment. So... 204 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,878 what is it? Boys? Your bodies are changing? Eggs? 205 00:10:39,969 --> 00:10:42,221 We were just thinking that maybe... 206 00:10:42,493 --> 00:10:44,860 if you're open to it... 207 00:10:44,985 --> 00:10:48,939 Dad, we love you, but we do not want to go to family camp this year. 208 00:10:52,839 --> 00:10:54,040 Are you upset? 209 00:10:56,096 --> 00:10:59,399 - Then what was that sniff? - Sniff? What sniff? I'm... 210 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,494 I'm actually relieved. 211 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,580 The day that I've been dreading, 212 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,266 the day when you two finally outgrow me, has finally arrived, 213 00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:08,136 and I'm handling it really well. 214 00:11:09,547 --> 00:11:11,049 Dad, are you crying? 215 00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:13,539 Are you sure you're okay? 216 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:16,905 - My God, he is crying. - I've never seen dad cry before. 217 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:19,461 But, dad, if you cry, then I'll cry! 218 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:20,838 I'm not crying. 219 00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:22,968 We made our daddy cry! 220 00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:25,000 You called me daddy? 221 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:26,927 Because you are our daddy! 222 00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:29,074 I'll always be your daddy! 223 00:11:31,142 --> 00:11:33,703 - Don't cry, mom. - I am not crying. 224 00:11:35,635 --> 00:11:37,716 Let me fill you in on a little secret, Luke. 225 00:11:37,841 --> 00:11:39,147 When I met your dad, 226 00:11:39,272 --> 00:11:41,352 I was fun, too. But I had to give all that up, 227 00:11:41,477 --> 00:11:43,311 because you can't have two fun parents. 228 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,716 That's a carnival. 229 00:11:45,284 --> 00:11:47,086 You know that kid, Liam... 230 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:51,258 who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a $100 bill? 231 00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:53,485 Two fun parents. Mark my words. 232 00:12:00,484 --> 00:12:01,999 You're fun, too, mom. 233 00:12:02,124 --> 00:12:04,258 I just said I'd go with dad because... 234 00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:06,185 I think he'd need me more. 235 00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:17,191 How come I do all the looking and you do all the sitting? 236 00:12:17,359 --> 00:12:20,128 - Cause you do all the losing. - And you're this close 237 00:12:20,253 --> 00:12:22,577 of doing all the sleeping in a tent in the backyard! 238 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,223 - Did you check your purse? - Yes, of course! 239 00:12:25,348 --> 00:12:27,564 It's a big purse. You might wanna look again. 240 00:12:28,621 --> 00:12:30,217 I check. You rest. 241 00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:38,066 - There's nothing. - You're sure? 242 00:12:38,774 --> 00:12:41,303 Yes. I've looked twice now. There's nothing. 243 00:12:41,825 --> 00:12:43,576 You better call us a cab! 244 00:12:48,512 --> 00:12:50,531 What the hell? Where'd that thing come from? 245 00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:51,803 Christmas. 246 00:12:51,928 --> 00:12:53,117 Two years ago. 247 00:12:53,242 --> 00:12:55,123 Never took it out of the box. 248 00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:58,440 "Who would enjoy that?" I thought. A kid, that's who. 249 00:12:58,608 --> 00:13:00,486 Come on. We've got your party. 250 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,442 What's the point? You were right. 251 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,155 I was born 16. 252 00:13:04,642 --> 00:13:06,293 I've lost my childhood. 253 00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:09,724 Why did you want me to look again in my purse, Jay, huh? 254 00:13:09,849 --> 00:13:12,188 Is it because you put the keys in there? 255 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,974 - Why, did you find them? - Because you put the keys in there! 256 00:13:15,477 --> 00:13:16,978 What the hell are you doing there? 257 00:13:17,146 --> 00:13:19,589 He wants to cancel his party cause he missed his childhood. 258 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,890 The party I've rescheduled three times, changed the restaurant twice 259 00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:25,119 so the whole family could be together? 260 00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:28,458 Please send my regrets. Now, if I could have a little privacy... 261 00:13:28,626 --> 00:13:32,555 Privacy? Esto es lo que me faltaba a mí. Privacy? En esta casa? 262 00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:34,497 Is that a skateboard down there? 263 00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:36,934 The second thing that slipped from under me today. 264 00:13:37,388 --> 00:13:39,480 - Time to get out. - The first was my childhood. 265 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:40,650 I get it! 266 00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:43,279 I am so sick of stubborn men! 267 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,695 You, you act 268 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:47,673 like a little boy that doesn't want to accept that he's wrong. 269 00:13:47,798 --> 00:13:50,684 And you like a sad old man that doesn't want to be happy! 270 00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:51,810 That's it! 271 00:13:53,538 --> 00:13:55,387 - You could have shot me! - Come on, Manny. 272 00:13:55,555 --> 00:13:57,852 I could've unbuttoned your shirt if I wanted to. 273 00:13:57,977 --> 00:13:59,767 Now come here, or sink! 274 00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:02,544 And I'm taking this with me in the car. 275 00:14:10,365 --> 00:14:12,573 - I know that face, Mitchell. - Cam, I'm walking. 276 00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:15,542 It means you were right and I was wrong for trying to help two people. 277 00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:17,112 - Adulterers? - Fair enough. 278 00:14:17,237 --> 00:14:20,153 - The most adult adulterers ever. - But my impulse was still right. 279 00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:22,136 - Life is about being... - Here we go. 280 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,655 Yes. You know what? Here we do go. 281 00:14:25,426 --> 00:14:28,694 It's about being spontaneous, throwing yourself into something, 282 00:14:28,819 --> 00:14:31,798 not working long hours every night at the office. 283 00:14:35,522 --> 00:14:37,096 - What is this? - I don't know. 284 00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:40,226 Excuse me, constable, what is going on? 285 00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:48,745 It's a flash mob! It's a flash mob! 286 00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,789 We saw it on YouTube. Remember? 287 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,510 People get together and choreograph big dance numbers! 288 00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:57,319 - We should go. This is kind of weird. - No, this is joyful, Mitchell. 289 00:14:57,805 --> 00:14:59,288 You, of all people, should... 290 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,234 Cam's right. I can be a little rigid. 291 00:15:18,681 --> 00:15:20,632 So when Chad from accounting, 292 00:15:21,026 --> 00:15:23,604 who I always thought was gay but apparently... 293 00:15:24,145 --> 00:15:25,146 is not... 294 00:15:26,348 --> 00:15:29,551 told me about this flash mob, I thought, "Hells yes." 295 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:32,854 We've been practicing after work a couple of nights a week. 296 00:15:32,979 --> 00:15:35,655 It's been a big commitment, but it's totally worth it. 297 00:15:36,299 --> 00:15:39,227 This dance is my love letter to Cam. 298 00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,959 So this is why I was rushing you around. 299 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:14,457 What do you think of me now? 300 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,343 - How could you, Mitchell? - What? 301 00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:20,204 Not now, Donald! 302 00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:23,440 You do fun stuff. 303 00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:26,121 You put that potato chip in my sandwich. 304 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:27,828 That was a crunchy surprise. 305 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,099 That was your dad. 306 00:16:29,224 --> 00:16:31,127 Everything fun is your dad. 307 00:16:31,577 --> 00:16:33,912 Second Christmas, Italian-accent night... 308 00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:36,279 - This race. - Which we could've won. 309 00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:38,056 Your way is way faster. 310 00:16:39,118 --> 00:16:40,419 It is, isn't it? 311 00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:42,797 Buckle up, Luke. 312 00:16:42,954 --> 00:16:45,499 Today, you have two fun parents. 313 00:16:47,151 --> 00:16:49,527 - Come on, mom. You can do it. - That's right I can. 314 00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:53,181 Tell me the truth, Jay. Did you put the key in my bag? 315 00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:55,395 I won't be mad. 316 00:16:57,948 --> 00:17:00,029 In order to prove a point, I may have... 317 00:17:00,154 --> 00:17:01,883 I knew it! 318 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:04,719 Why did I get you such a big watch? 319 00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:07,050 Why, Jay? What point did you have to prove? 320 00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:10,127 I'm trying to teach you to be organized. Your mind is scattered, Gloria. 321 00:17:10,252 --> 00:17:13,283 Your mind is gonna be scattered. Manny, hand me the gun! 322 00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:14,892 I appreciate the gesture, 323 00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:17,100 and I'm not proud of how I'm feeling right now, 324 00:17:17,225 --> 00:17:18,389 but the fact is... 325 00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:19,741 you cheated on me. 326 00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,806 - In what way did I cheat on you? - You cheated on me with choreography, 327 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,648 and that is the worst kind. 328 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,281 - It really isn't. - You danced without me, Mitchell! 329 00:17:29,566 --> 00:17:33,186 Had I known it was my last summer there, I'd have gone for the lead in Pippin. 330 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,423 Dad, look up ahead. Coming at us. There's mom! 331 00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:38,549 Beat her! 332 00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:41,120 - He's not in the mood for that... - Hold on. 333 00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,632 If ever a man needed a win, 334 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:44,959 it's this man. 335 00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:47,178 What do you say, dad? 336 00:17:48,496 --> 00:17:50,017 This one's for family camp. 337 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,052 - This is so inappropriate! - I love you! 338 00:18:03,301 --> 00:18:04,552 Mom, look out! 339 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,251 Anybody hurt? 340 00:18:12,869 --> 00:18:13,870 I am. 341 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,460 I was almost too depressed to come today. 342 00:18:21,906 --> 00:18:24,685 I realized I let my childhood slip away. 343 00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:26,512 Look at Luke there... 344 00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:28,763 Making one big straw out of three. 345 00:18:28,888 --> 00:18:30,103 Never change, Luke. 346 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,694 I really thought it was too late for me. 347 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,530 But watching you acting like children, 348 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,700 it hit me. 349 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,536 I've got plenty of time left to be a kid. 350 00:18:39,259 --> 00:18:40,290 Anyway, 351 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:42,127 happy birthday to me. 352 00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:48,222 I have been a child. 353 00:18:49,464 --> 00:18:50,934 I'm sorry I hid the keys. 354 00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:53,302 I'm sorry I shoot the island. 355 00:18:54,194 --> 00:18:55,697 We're totally racing home. 356 00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:57,167 I'm way ahead of you. 357 00:18:57,292 --> 00:18:58,293 As usual. 358 00:19:04,975 --> 00:19:06,885 They say it's going to be a rainy weekend. 359 00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:08,649 - They don't know. - I do. 360 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,642 My knee's been singing all morning. 361 00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:13,959 Unbelievable. 362 00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:26,476 Mother of God! 363 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,469 Put them down and walk away. 364 00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:30,089 You know, Gloria...