1 00:00:10,285 --> 00:00:12,877 Honey, look, look. She's doing that thing with her jaw again. 2 00:00:13,002 --> 00:00:15,421 Poor kid. She puts so much pressure on herself. 3 00:00:16,028 --> 00:00:19,541 It's an obsessive-compulsive thing. I have read like 100 articles about it. 4 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:22,527 - Where does she get it from? - Yeah, it's... 5 00:00:22,652 --> 00:00:24,552 - It's a mystery. - I know. 6 00:00:27,185 --> 00:00:30,394 Honey, hi! Hi, hi, hi. Why don't you take a little break? 7 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:33,314 Mom, the test is tomorrow morning. I'm not taking any breaks. 8 00:00:33,482 --> 00:00:34,865 Just a little... Okay. 9 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:37,068 She does that jaw thing every six seconds. 10 00:00:37,868 --> 00:00:40,400 It's like the hippopotamus at the miniature-golf place. 11 00:00:40,525 --> 00:00:42,490 I've bounced so many balls off those big teeth. 12 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:45,111 It's all about the timing! 13 00:00:45,236 --> 00:00:47,995 - So close! - Stop it, you idiot! 14 00:00:48,164 --> 00:00:50,373 - Luke, go to your room. - Go on! 15 00:00:50,541 --> 00:00:51,803 She's got to eat. 16 00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:53,543 - I did it out of love. - Go. 17 00:00:54,774 --> 00:00:56,546 Look at her with the little harmonica. 18 00:00:56,934 --> 00:00:59,561 I know. She's like a little junior junior Wells. 19 00:01:00,104 --> 00:01:02,696 - Where did you buy it for her? - I thought you got it for her. 20 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:04,763 Cam, she must have grabbed it from that store. 21 00:01:04,888 --> 00:01:05,888 Okay. Honey... 22 00:01:06,057 --> 00:01:08,438 Listen. Stealing is wrong. 23 00:01:08,563 --> 00:01:10,393 Now, we have to go back and pay for it. 24 00:01:11,368 --> 00:01:13,563 - It's so far away. - No, I'm not going back there. 25 00:01:17,855 --> 00:01:21,279 This is Cameron, my partner, and... our daughter, Lily. 26 00:01:23,658 --> 00:01:26,114 - This is Tracy. - "Tracy" Tracy? 27 00:01:27,703 --> 00:01:29,412 Tracy was my high-school girlfriend. 28 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:32,836 Yes. Yes, it's true. I had girlfriends. Quite a few, actually. 29 00:01:32,961 --> 00:01:35,872 I, too, took my fair share of ladies to the hen house. 30 00:01:35,997 --> 00:01:38,746 Literally, to the hen house. That's the only place you could get 31 00:01:38,871 --> 00:01:40,702 - some privacy on a farm. - Really? 32 00:01:40,827 --> 00:01:43,694 - What were these girls' names? - Well, there was Nellie Forbush... 33 00:01:44,864 --> 00:01:46,064 Betty Rizzo... 34 00:01:46,309 --> 00:01:47,936 - Eliza... - Doolittle. 35 00:01:48,061 --> 00:01:50,025 These are characters from musicals. 36 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:52,803 You're so gay, you can't even think of real girls' names. 37 00:01:52,928 --> 00:01:55,396 - Kim McAfee... that's a real one. - Bye Bye Birdie. 38 00:01:55,564 --> 00:01:56,605 What's new? 39 00:01:56,774 --> 00:01:59,025 - I got married last year. - That's great. 40 00:01:59,193 --> 00:02:00,526 How long are you in town for? 41 00:02:00,694 --> 00:02:02,445 A couple of days, at my folks'. 42 00:02:02,613 --> 00:02:05,448 I wanna hear all about Mitchell from high school. Did he have a beard? 43 00:02:05,932 --> 00:02:07,158 You're looking at her. 44 00:02:08,494 --> 00:02:10,894 Of course I didn't know it back then. 45 00:02:11,372 --> 00:02:13,623 But we should all... We should all hang out. 46 00:02:16,488 --> 00:02:17,488 Take care. 47 00:02:18,713 --> 00:02:19,712 Bye. 48 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:24,050 Thumpety thump-thump. Look at frosty go! 49 00:02:24,175 --> 00:02:25,343 That was weird. 50 00:02:25,776 --> 00:02:28,154 Don't worry about it. It's high school, honey. 51 00:02:28,279 --> 00:02:30,179 - Well, actually... - What? 52 00:02:30,739 --> 00:02:33,639 At our 10-year reunion, we got a little drunk, 53 00:02:33,764 --> 00:02:36,114 started reminiscing, one thing led to another... 54 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:38,397 You went back? 55 00:02:38,565 --> 00:02:40,864 I think I just wanted to see if I could. 56 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,377 Turns out I could. 57 00:02:43,352 --> 00:02:45,589 - Where did this happen? - In the nurse's office. 58 00:02:45,714 --> 00:02:47,949 I can still hear the crinkling of the paper. 59 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:51,260 After that, I didn't return any of her phone calls, and... 60 00:02:51,385 --> 00:02:53,135 I haven't seen her since. 61 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,617 You naughty little girl. 62 00:02:56,193 --> 00:02:59,377 Well, you know, that's what happens when you give me Kahlua. 63 00:03:00,496 --> 00:03:02,903 Subtitles by MiniBen314 64 00:03:03,028 --> 00:03:05,091 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 65 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,395 Guess who called. The Hoffmans. 66 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:19,007 - Who? - That's right. 67 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,107 The ones from the hotel bar in Cabo. 68 00:03:21,232 --> 00:03:23,574 They're in town for the night. They want to go to dinner. 69 00:03:23,699 --> 00:03:25,820 Hell. The boring guy and the loudmouth? 70 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:29,073 - I know. I was so excited they called. - I don't wanna see them. 71 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:31,334 I know! So much fun! 72 00:03:32,507 --> 00:03:34,309 You're with them right now, aren't you? 73 00:03:35,868 --> 00:03:37,790 And they can't wait to see you, too! 74 00:03:41,774 --> 00:03:44,296 Okay, pencils down. You're taking a break. 75 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:48,050 I can't afford to take a break. Sanjay Patel's not taking a break. 76 00:03:48,219 --> 00:03:51,064 Well, obviously, Sanjay's parents don't care about him. 77 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,853 Or "her". What is that... "Sanjay"? 78 00:03:52,978 --> 00:03:55,136 Sanjay's the only one who might do better than me, 79 00:03:55,261 --> 00:03:58,033 - and I cannot let that happen. - Honey, listen to yourself. 80 00:03:58,158 --> 00:04:00,312 - It's just not healthy. - This is my fault. 81 00:04:00,679 --> 00:04:03,441 You see me achieve excellence, and it puts a lot of pressure on you. 82 00:04:04,409 --> 00:04:06,509 - What about me? - Sorry. Yeah. 83 00:04:06,634 --> 00:04:08,571 It puts a lot of pressure on both of you. 84 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:10,450 Thanks, Phil. 85 00:04:10,866 --> 00:04:12,908 Come on. Let's go have some fun! 86 00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:14,756 Let's go! Yes! 87 00:04:17,109 --> 00:04:18,789 Doesn't this feel good, sweetheart? 88 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,124 It's fun, right? 89 00:04:22,981 --> 00:04:25,423 Honestly, I think you're overly worried about Lily. 90 00:04:25,548 --> 00:04:27,548 It's not like she's gonna grow up to be a thief. 91 00:04:28,025 --> 00:04:31,803 And besides, at the end of the day, who does she learn her behavior from? 92 00:04:31,928 --> 00:04:32,928 Us. 93 00:04:33,097 --> 00:04:34,696 We're her role models. 94 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:41,437 Like mama always said, our children are just 95 00:04:41,605 --> 00:04:43,731 miniature versions of us. Come on. 96 00:04:50,818 --> 00:04:52,656 Come on, Jay. Give me one smile. 97 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,274 I know you want to. 98 00:04:55,786 --> 00:04:58,402 Come on, Jay. Give me one smile. I know you want to. 99 00:04:59,248 --> 00:05:00,456 Isn't that fun, Jay? 100 00:05:01,091 --> 00:05:04,152 This has been so much fun! 101 00:05:04,795 --> 00:05:07,342 I'm surprised to hear you say that. You've been pretty quiet. 102 00:05:07,467 --> 00:05:10,135 That's because I'm a listener. I love to listen. 103 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:11,467 It's my hobby. 104 00:05:12,056 --> 00:05:14,094 - Listening is your hobby? - Sure. 105 00:05:14,263 --> 00:05:16,110 You guys have got to come out visit us. 106 00:05:16,235 --> 00:05:18,224 Seriously. We're not taking no for an answer. 107 00:05:18,392 --> 00:05:21,227 - We would love to! - Okay, let's slow down. 108 00:05:21,395 --> 00:05:23,845 You're nice people. We're nice people. 109 00:05:24,346 --> 00:05:26,838 But let's be honest... We've all tried to do that thing 110 00:05:26,963 --> 00:05:29,610 where we force a friendship that isn't really there. 111 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,530 So why don't we just call it a day right now and... 112 00:05:33,248 --> 00:05:35,950 say goodbye, shake hands, wish each other well? 113 00:05:38,784 --> 00:05:41,027 - This is so uncomfortable. - But the beauty of it is 114 00:05:41,152 --> 00:05:44,457 we're never gonna see each other again, so there's no reason to be. 115 00:05:44,582 --> 00:05:47,920 They're staying with us tonight. Their bags are in our house. 116 00:05:49,255 --> 00:05:50,755 Then you were right. 117 00:05:51,778 --> 00:05:54,319 - This is uncomfortable. - This is uncomfortable. 118 00:05:59,104 --> 00:06:00,224 Do you like it? 119 00:06:00,392 --> 00:06:02,913 The recipe called for a cup of water, but I used milk instead 120 00:06:03,038 --> 00:06:04,463 to make the sauce creamier. 121 00:06:05,105 --> 00:06:07,057 - I need to tell you something. - You hate it. 122 00:06:08,192 --> 00:06:11,110 - I shouldn't try anything new ever. - Stop it. I'm trying to talk to you. 123 00:06:11,845 --> 00:06:14,069 Okay, today, when we were leaving the mall, 124 00:06:14,469 --> 00:06:15,948 I saw Tracy by the fountain... 125 00:06:16,348 --> 00:06:18,658 Please, don't tell me you slept with her again. 126 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:21,203 Did you? You didn't. Right? 127 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:23,211 - You're joking. - Yeah. 128 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,299 I don't know how to say this, or if I'm even right. I'm probably not. 129 00:06:28,424 --> 00:06:29,424 But... 130 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:31,589 she was with a redheaded boy, 131 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,879 about 8 years old, 132 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,639 which is the same number of years since we... 133 00:06:39,463 --> 00:06:41,422 And she said she'd only been married a year, 134 00:06:41,547 --> 00:06:44,257 and it would explain why she was so awkward with me, and... 135 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,638 I know. I know. It's crazy, but, 136 00:06:49,763 --> 00:06:51,902 Cam, I need to find out if he's mine. 137 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:54,080 Are you okay? 138 00:06:54,989 --> 00:06:57,828 You don't just tell your partner you may have a baby with someone else 139 00:06:57,953 --> 00:07:00,004 and expect him to go back to eating a delicious 140 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:02,095 and inventive meal like it's nothing! 141 00:07:02,496 --> 00:07:05,748 But even if he is mine, it doesn't change anything between us. 142 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:07,766 I need to have my reaction. 143 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,259 They order a cab. Are you happy now? 144 00:07:19,384 --> 00:07:21,379 I'll be happy when I hear a trunk close. 145 00:07:22,673 --> 00:07:24,350 Hey, mom. You want a drink of water? 146 00:07:24,788 --> 00:07:27,478 - No, papi. Not right now. - You sure? You look thirsty. 147 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:30,195 - What's with you and the water today? - It's a dribble cup. 148 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,220 You can't drink from it without spilling. 149 00:07:32,345 --> 00:07:34,276 I think it's going to make me very popular. 150 00:07:34,445 --> 00:07:37,406 Why do you need these things to make you popular? 151 00:07:37,531 --> 00:07:39,738 First the walking stick, then the business cards. 152 00:07:39,863 --> 00:07:42,826 - Are they gone yet? - Why did you talk to them like that? 153 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:45,398 What? I was just being honest. They're boring as hell! 154 00:07:45,523 --> 00:07:47,964 - Quiet! They can hear you! - He probably already heard me. 155 00:07:48,089 --> 00:07:49,479 His hobby is listening. 156 00:07:49,604 --> 00:07:51,460 Jay, you don't treat people like that. 157 00:07:51,629 --> 00:07:54,088 I should do what you do? Pretend to like someone you don't? 158 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:57,466 - I'm doing it right now. - Can I tell you something, Gloria? 159 00:07:57,635 --> 00:07:59,843 When you reach a certain age, you want to spend 160 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:03,849 what precious little time you have left with people you actually like, 161 00:08:03,974 --> 00:08:05,933 not some bozos who glommed onto you. 162 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:09,019 Tell me about it. I've got a clingy fifth grader I can't shake. 163 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:10,437 See, even Manny knows. 164 00:08:10,606 --> 00:08:12,605 I got your back, Jay. Thirsty? 165 00:08:13,195 --> 00:08:14,692 - Go to sleep. - Can we just 166 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:17,111 - please forget about this now? - And the worst thing 167 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:20,698 is that you sold me out without warning and made me look like a fool. 168 00:08:20,866 --> 00:08:23,054 Husband and wife are supposed to help each other, 169 00:08:23,179 --> 00:08:24,827 not throw each other under the bus! 170 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,759 I would never do that to you! 171 00:08:26,884 --> 00:08:28,539 Gloria... Gloria, wait! 172 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,377 Could you get my book for me? I left it downstairs. 173 00:08:36,969 --> 00:08:39,007 There you are. Our cab is here. 174 00:08:39,176 --> 00:08:40,300 I am so sorry. 175 00:08:40,713 --> 00:08:42,803 Not your fault. Well, goodbye. 176 00:08:44,804 --> 00:08:46,401 Wait. You left this. 177 00:08:46,677 --> 00:08:48,277 No, that's... for you. 178 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,375 In Cabo, you mentioned you were a fan of Gabriel García Márquez. 179 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,439 So, we tracked him down and got him to sign 180 00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:56,567 a copy of One hundred years of solitude for you. 181 00:08:57,046 --> 00:08:58,946 - That's amazing. - Well... 182 00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:04,032 Don't go. I really want you to spend the night here. 183 00:09:04,201 --> 00:09:05,367 Jay clearly doesn't. 184 00:09:05,688 --> 00:09:07,738 Jay doesn't know what he wants. 185 00:09:08,362 --> 00:09:11,062 I don't like to tell this to people, but... 186 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:14,251 Jay's mind is... going away. 187 00:09:16,004 --> 00:09:17,204 He's so old... 188 00:09:17,908 --> 00:09:19,608 Some nights it's like... 189 00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:21,317 he's not even here. 190 00:09:23,915 --> 00:09:24,915 Honey. 191 00:09:25,195 --> 00:09:27,430 That's it. We're not going anywhere. 192 00:09:27,555 --> 00:09:28,555 Come on. 193 00:09:37,073 --> 00:09:38,428 You never came to bed. 194 00:09:38,553 --> 00:09:39,943 I fell asleep in the den. 195 00:09:40,436 --> 00:09:42,279 Cam, we need to talk about... 196 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:43,697 Mitchell, wait. 197 00:09:44,729 --> 00:09:47,367 Listen. I was up all night, thinking about it. 198 00:09:47,892 --> 00:09:49,036 And here's the thing. 199 00:09:49,472 --> 00:09:52,631 If you would have told me 10 years ago that I would be living with someone 200 00:09:52,756 --> 00:09:55,584 and raising a beautiful baby girl, I would have said you were crazy. 201 00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:58,003 But here we are. 202 00:09:58,394 --> 00:10:01,632 And you and Lily are the best things that have ever happened to me. 203 00:10:02,065 --> 00:10:04,051 So if you're telling me there's another kid, 204 00:10:04,733 --> 00:10:06,386 how can that be anything but good? 205 00:10:07,286 --> 00:10:09,765 - That's... That means so... - No, it's okay. 206 00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:11,983 No, I need to have my reaction. 207 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,278 We're gonna be okay. 208 00:10:15,853 --> 00:10:17,653 - So what do we do now? - I don't know. 209 00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:21,151 I guess I'm gonna have to call Tracy and tell her that we need to talk. 210 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,076 - Are you nervous? - I'm terrified. 211 00:10:25,201 --> 00:10:27,578 Yes. I mean, what's this kid gonna think of me? 212 00:10:27,703 --> 00:10:30,022 I've been absent for the first eight years of his life. 213 00:10:30,147 --> 00:10:32,246 How do you make up for time like that when... 214 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:35,341 Slow down. You're spinning out. It's probably just a false alarm. 215 00:10:35,466 --> 00:10:38,872 No, you're right. This could be my "going bald" scare all over again. 216 00:10:39,566 --> 00:10:41,666 And we know how that turned out. 217 00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:47,177 Honey. 218 00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:50,222 What would happen if the greatest scientists on Earth 219 00:10:50,390 --> 00:10:53,790 got together to mate nature's two most violent predators? 220 00:10:55,878 --> 00:10:59,147 Are we talking about Croctopus in 3D? 221 00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:00,315 At 2:10. 222 00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:01,734 Book it! 223 00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:05,276 Claire and I share a true love of cheesy cinema. 224 00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:07,611 Our favorite categories include 225 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,893 genetically engineered animals gone wrong... 226 00:11:10,018 --> 00:11:11,895 Old and young people switching bodies. 227 00:11:12,654 --> 00:11:15,708 - Tough guys taking care of babies. - Any sequel three and higher. 228 00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:19,926 Usually get a new cast around five... That's where the magic really happens. 229 00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:25,757 - Hey, honey, how'd your test go? - Second highest in the class. 230 00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:27,075 That's great. 231 00:11:27,427 --> 00:11:29,553 Sanjay Patel edged me out by 12 points. 232 00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:31,555 - Honey, who cares what she did? - It's a he! 233 00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,685 Sanjay is a very common Indian boy's name. 234 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,350 There are like millions of them. 235 00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:37,907 It's still a great score. I hope you're not beating yourself up. 236 00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,396 - I'm not. - That's our girl. 237 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,669 Sanjay's dad's a surgeon. His mom's a professor. 238 00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:45,068 I can't compete with that. I'll have to do the best I can with what I was given. 239 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,278 Good for you! 240 00:11:46,446 --> 00:11:47,738 We're proud of you, honey. 241 00:11:47,906 --> 00:11:50,456 - She's such a good kid. - Yeah, she is. 242 00:11:51,366 --> 00:11:54,199 Did she just say she was gonna do the best with what she was given? 243 00:11:54,324 --> 00:11:56,705 I don't know. I was still thinking about all the Sanjays. 244 00:11:56,874 --> 00:11:59,016 I don't know any, but I know three Miltons. 245 00:11:59,141 --> 00:12:00,941 She's saying we're stupid! 246 00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:04,129 - Well, she's wrong. - Is she? 247 00:12:04,298 --> 00:12:07,925 Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out that she's insulting us. 248 00:12:08,235 --> 00:12:09,760 Are we holding our kids back? 249 00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:12,654 We're both bright people. 250 00:12:12,779 --> 00:12:14,929 We're college graduates. We read. 251 00:12:15,226 --> 00:12:18,121 I'd go so far as to say we're as intellectual and sophisticated as... 252 00:12:18,246 --> 00:12:20,646 Sweet! "Croctopus" tickets confirmed! 253 00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:29,027 I just think that we should offer to take Manny. 254 00:12:29,152 --> 00:12:30,765 - Maybe for a weekend. - Something. 255 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:31,890 Hey, guys. 256 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:38,004 - Where are you going? - Got a golf lesson. 257 00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:39,998 My swing's a mess. Manny's coming with me. 258 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,691 You can't go downstairs now. You'll run into the Hoffmans. 259 00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:44,761 I wanna talk to them, cause I've been thinking 260 00:12:44,886 --> 00:12:46,797 about what you said last night, and I'm sorry 261 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:50,050 if I embarrassed you. You're right. You never would have done that to me. 262 00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:52,039 - I forgive you! - So I'll say goodbye. 263 00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:54,046 Don't do that. 264 00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:57,449 First they think you like them. Then they think you don't like them. 265 00:12:57,574 --> 00:13:00,435 - Don't confuse them. - I want to do this for you. 266 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:03,352 - Jay, wait! - It's okay. 267 00:13:03,858 --> 00:13:04,858 Jay, wait! 268 00:13:06,276 --> 00:13:09,384 So, hey, how are you handling things, you know, 269 00:13:09,635 --> 00:13:11,735 - with Jay? - What do you mean? 270 00:13:12,055 --> 00:13:14,491 Honey, your mom told us that Jay's, you know, 271 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:18,009 - a little off his game. - A little? It's hard to watch. 272 00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:21,581 - It must be so frustrating for him. - Well... 273 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,249 He does swear a lot. 274 00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:25,794 You know, the worst is when he goes off into the woods. 275 00:13:26,922 --> 00:13:28,130 And when he drives... 276 00:13:28,298 --> 00:13:31,383 Oh, my God. Look out. I'm surprised he hasn't killed anybody yet! 277 00:13:34,217 --> 00:13:35,971 I'm so glad you guys are still here. 278 00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,227 I just want to say... 279 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,851 - sorry for last night. - It's okay. 280 00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,219 We understand. 281 00:13:42,858 --> 00:13:44,700 You see? Problem is solved. 282 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,589 - Now go, you're going to be late. - There's nothing wrong with you. 283 00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:49,275 - You know, it's me. - We know. 284 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,902 We went through the same thing with Steph's father. 285 00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:54,531 - Now I'm confused. - I'm Steph. 286 00:13:55,081 --> 00:13:57,103 Here, Jay. I poured you a glass of orange juice. 287 00:13:57,228 --> 00:13:58,328 Thanks, kid. 288 00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:04,931 What the hell? What's wrong with me? 289 00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:06,835 - It's always funny. - Jay, go change. 290 00:14:07,004 --> 00:14:09,504 - I'll be there in one second. - Maybe we should get going. 291 00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,845 At least let me drive you to the airport. 292 00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:13,425 We'll call a cab. 293 00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:17,334 - Honey, do you want popcorn? - No, I'm good... 294 00:14:17,729 --> 00:14:18,779 'N' plenty. 295 00:14:19,638 --> 00:14:21,648 So hold your water 296 00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:25,153 'cause I've got some "twix" up my sleeve. 297 00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:27,516 You may be cool, but I'm... 298 00:14:27,641 --> 00:14:29,036 wine cooler. 299 00:14:29,773 --> 00:14:30,773 I love us. 300 00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:33,447 Thank you. 301 00:14:33,684 --> 00:14:35,197 Well, hello, Dunphys! 302 00:14:36,545 --> 00:14:38,742 - Who is that? - It's the Patels, Sanjay's parents. 303 00:14:39,305 --> 00:14:42,105 I heard Sanjay did so well on his test today. 304 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,180 Yes, we're very proud of him. 305 00:14:45,769 --> 00:14:47,918 Are you here to see Deux Jour de la Vie? 306 00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:50,087 Well, we're not here to see Croctopus! 307 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,470 Forgive Vish if you hear him groan. 308 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,274 He gets annoyed if the subtitles are mistranslated. 309 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,480 Well, that makes "deux" of us. 310 00:15:01,824 --> 00:15:04,434 - I guess we'll see you in there. - You bet. 311 00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:06,378 See you in there! 312 00:15:10,738 --> 00:15:12,588 Phil, where are you going? 313 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:14,612 Croctopus. 314 00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:16,292 Honey... 315 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,820 Honey... I think we should go see this movie. 316 00:15:18,945 --> 00:15:22,494 Why do I have to watch a French movie? I didn't do anything wrong. 317 00:15:22,848 --> 00:15:25,177 Maybe Alex has a point. How can we encourage our kids 318 00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:27,582 to have intellectual curiosity when we don't have any? 319 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,345 I don't know. 320 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,769 It's two hours of our life. 321 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,641 Fine. 322 00:15:35,214 --> 00:15:36,364 For our kids. 323 00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:39,725 - Sometimes I hate the kids. - I know. 324 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,114 I'm so confused. 325 00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,239 I'm not. 326 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,522 I love this. 327 00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:50,897 You do not. 328 00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:53,692 Name one thing you've liked about this. 329 00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:56,709 I liked the scene with the old man on the beach. 330 00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,715 That was a trailer for a different movie. 331 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,125 - So he's not coming back? - No, he's not coming back, 332 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,906 and I'm not coming back, either! 333 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,631 Some of us are trying to enjoy this film. 334 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:12,405 While Claire watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year, 335 00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:16,949 I sat through a badly made schlockfest with absolutely no redeeming value. 336 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,595 And it was awesome. 337 00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:32,165 Sorry. 338 00:16:41,191 --> 00:16:43,241 It feels like I have ink on me! 339 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:56,813 - I fell asleep. I missed it. - Yeah, let's go home. 340 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,550 I can't believe I fell asleep and you left. 341 00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,665 Alex is right... we're idiots. 342 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,720 Claire, stop it. 343 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,328 Look... 344 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,293 Our kid got the second-best grade in the class. 345 00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:12,968 Dumb parents don't make kids that smart. 346 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,552 She got the best of both of us. 347 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:19,449 Kind of like if you combined the jaw strength of a crocodile 348 00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:22,524 and the ink-spraying capabilities of an octopus. 349 00:17:22,831 --> 00:17:25,381 You'd end up with something unstoppable. 350 00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:28,778 But they did stop him in the end, didn't they? 351 00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:30,653 "Her". And she laid eggs. 352 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:31,926 Croctopi. 353 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,797 Check out Einstein over there. 354 00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:42,467 That's just sad. 355 00:17:48,141 --> 00:17:49,491 You just do this. 356 00:17:52,486 --> 00:17:55,438 Thank you. So, did you enjoy the film? 357 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,233 Not in the least. 358 00:17:57,358 --> 00:18:00,842 I actually found it quite two-dimensional. 359 00:18:03,657 --> 00:18:05,827 - Well, lovely to see you. - Good to see you, too. 360 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,179 - All right. - Bye. 361 00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:08,304 Bye. 362 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,355 After you, doctor. 363 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,030 After you, professor. 364 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:27,320 Come on in. 365 00:18:29,491 --> 00:18:31,141 So... We need to talk. 366 00:18:32,523 --> 00:18:33,573 About what? 367 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:36,310 - Do you mind if we sit down? - Please. 368 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,630 I have something to say, and I'm afraid that if I just don't 369 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,737 say it all at once, I'm never gonna say it. 370 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:46,072 - So... - This takes me back to prom night. 371 00:18:46,547 --> 00:18:48,707 Again... sorry about that. 372 00:18:49,515 --> 00:18:50,515 Anyway... 373 00:18:51,621 --> 00:18:55,365 I saw you yesterday across the mall after we spoke and... 374 00:18:56,266 --> 00:18:58,543 couldn't help but notice that you weren't alone. 375 00:18:59,127 --> 00:19:00,170 You were with... 376 00:19:00,851 --> 00:19:03,423 - I don't even know how to put this. - His name... 377 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:04,758 is Bobby. 378 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,678 Such a lovely name. 379 00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:11,456 Is he...? 380 00:19:12,613 --> 00:19:14,213 Yes, Mitchell. He is. 381 00:19:17,441 --> 00:19:18,813 Why didn't you tell me? 382 00:19:18,982 --> 00:19:21,363 You and I don't have a relationship anymore. 383 00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:23,360 I called you after our little... 384 00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:25,705 visit to the nurse's room. 385 00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:30,053 - You never returned any of my calls. - I was freaked out, Tracy, and I... 386 00:19:30,178 --> 00:19:32,352 Let's not rehash the past... 387 00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,788 but rather, focus on the future. 388 00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:38,375 Yes, Cam and I... want to know if you're open... 389 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:39,929 to us... 390 00:19:40,602 --> 00:19:42,202 getting to know Bobby. 391 00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:45,632 - I don't think that's a very good idea. - Okay, I understand. 392 00:19:45,757 --> 00:19:48,964 It might be a little awkward at first, but I think after some time... 393 00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:50,470 We brought him a present. 394 00:19:52,869 --> 00:19:53,869 For Bobby? 395 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:56,893 Please, we just... we really just want to meet him. 396 00:19:58,592 --> 00:19:59,592 Fine. 397 00:20:03,712 --> 00:20:05,412 Could you come out here? 398 00:20:08,803 --> 00:20:10,094 Honey. What's up? 399 00:20:10,219 --> 00:20:13,534 I wanted to introduce you to Mitchell and Cameron. 400 00:20:14,204 --> 00:20:15,995 - This is my husband. - How ya doin'? 401 00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:18,593 - What's up, dude? Good. - How ya doin'? Nice to meet you. 402 00:20:19,122 --> 00:20:20,333 Hi, there. 403 00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:22,473 So, how do you know Tracy? 404 00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:28,550 - Mitchell took me to the prom. - The prom. 405 00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:31,928 A redhead. You really have a type, don't you? 406 00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:35,598 They got you a present? 407 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,101 - It's not... You don't need to... - I wouldn't even... 408 00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:43,064 "Li'l slugger"? 409 00:20:45,018 --> 00:20:47,718 I'm just gonna go and let you two catch up. 410 00:20:54,173 --> 00:20:55,173 'Sup? 411 00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:59,497 I never realized you ever had sex with a girl. 412 00:21:01,382 --> 00:21:03,334 I kinda got around back then, actually. 413 00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:05,128 - More than one? - Please. 414 00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,085 There was Tracy. Who else? 415 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,132 - Betty Rizzo. - Don't remember her. 416 00:21:10,116 --> 00:21:12,385 Eliza Doolittle? Nellie Forbush? 417 00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:15,211 - These were classmates? - Well, some were older. 418 00:21:15,336 --> 00:21:16,736 Some were younger. 419 00:21:17,421 --> 00:21:19,768 Liesel and Gretel Von Trapp. 420 00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:23,188 Sisters, obviously... too far? 421 00:21:23,356 --> 00:21:26,024 I'm not an idiot. You played that record night and day. 422 00:21:26,482 --> 00:21:28,318 Why would you tell me a thing like that?