1 00:00:07,356 --> 00:00:08,357 Morning. 2 00:00:09,838 --> 00:00:11,407 Did you sleep all right? 3 00:00:11,532 --> 00:00:12,864 No. You? 4 00:00:14,064 --> 00:00:16,067 - Say no, Phil. - Of course no. 5 00:00:16,328 --> 00:00:17,653 I missed you up there. 6 00:00:17,981 --> 00:00:20,408 Last night, I know I got kind of carried away... 7 00:00:20,577 --> 00:00:21,870 Don't need to apologize. 8 00:00:22,039 --> 00:00:24,834 - I don't think that I was apologi... - You were right to be mad. 9 00:00:26,129 --> 00:00:29,093 Sometimes I just feel like I have to scream 10 00:00:29,261 --> 00:00:30,971 to let you know how upset I am, but, 11 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:32,432 you get it now, right? 12 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:34,346 I... do... 13 00:00:34,731 --> 00:00:35,731 Not. 14 00:00:36,552 --> 00:00:38,560 No idea whatsoever. 15 00:00:39,315 --> 00:00:40,666 If I knew, but... 16 00:00:41,118 --> 00:00:42,119 no. 17 00:00:42,287 --> 00:00:43,371 Good. 18 00:00:43,539 --> 00:00:45,876 So let's pretend the whole thing never happened. 19 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:48,496 What were we even fighting about, huh? 20 00:00:50,985 --> 00:00:53,037 What the heck happened in here? 21 00:00:53,309 --> 00:00:55,286 The raccoon get through the dog door again? 22 00:00:56,107 --> 00:00:59,695 The raccoon got in, and your mom fought it off with the fire extinguisher. 23 00:01:00,202 --> 00:01:01,240 You're a mess! 24 00:01:02,015 --> 00:01:04,768 - Are you okay? - Careful, buddy. Not today. 25 00:01:05,828 --> 00:01:08,337 - I think you look beautiful. - Save it. 26 00:01:08,506 --> 00:01:11,900 One time I forgot to get Gloria a birthday present, and I paid for it. 27 00:01:12,025 --> 00:01:14,505 Another time I remembered, but she didn't like the gift. 28 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:15,932 I paid for that. 29 00:01:16,426 --> 00:01:18,947 So you'd think when I remember to buy her a gift 30 00:01:19,072 --> 00:01:20,423 and she loves it, 31 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,742 I wouldn't have to pay for it, right? 32 00:01:43,484 --> 00:01:45,894 Subtitles by MiniBen314 & Kevin 33 00:01:46,019 --> 00:01:48,084 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 34 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,185 Good. 35 00:01:57,354 --> 00:02:00,567 Grab the other end of this and help me. I have toset up the chairs for tonight. 36 00:02:00,736 --> 00:02:01,736 What's tonight? 37 00:02:01,905 --> 00:02:04,449 Are you kidding me? This is what I'm talking about, Mitchell. 38 00:02:04,618 --> 00:02:06,287 - You never listen... - A fundraiser 39 00:02:06,455 --> 00:02:08,708 for the Third Street Overpass Music Society. 40 00:02:08,877 --> 00:02:11,252 Two harpists are performing, you're anxious cause Andrew, 41 00:02:11,377 --> 00:02:13,430 your nemesis, ran the event last year, 42 00:02:13,555 --> 00:02:15,723 and you wanna upstage him. I was kidding. 43 00:02:16,726 --> 00:02:18,019 Cam has it in his head 44 00:02:18,187 --> 00:02:20,643 that I don't listen to him, but I do. 45 00:02:20,769 --> 00:02:22,830 Do you, Mitchell? Do you? 46 00:02:23,656 --> 00:02:27,374 The doctor called and said Lily's rash is just dry skin. I'm so relieved. 47 00:02:27,906 --> 00:02:29,124 What did I just say? 48 00:02:29,293 --> 00:02:31,791 You act like you listen to every single thing that I say, 49 00:02:31,916 --> 00:02:34,051 - but you don't. - Don't I, Mitchell? 50 00:02:34,219 --> 00:02:37,057 I'm going to the store today. Do you need me to pick anything up? 51 00:02:40,983 --> 00:02:43,310 Razor blades, saline solution, black socks, 52 00:02:43,435 --> 00:02:45,156 and the new issue of Vanity Fair. 53 00:02:45,325 --> 00:02:48,579 I don't even remember asking for all that. Thank you. 54 00:02:49,164 --> 00:02:50,165 Don't I? 55 00:02:52,199 --> 00:02:53,983 How'd this thing come off, anyway? 56 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:56,470 - Well, I was cooking dinner, and... - Right. 57 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,938 And the raccoon just walked in the... 58 00:02:59,063 --> 00:03:00,606 And I already had the door open. 59 00:03:00,732 --> 00:03:02,858 Right. Which... I had already had ahold of the... 60 00:03:03,027 --> 00:03:05,626 Why don't you two go work on your story and come back? 61 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:09,579 I won't be home till late. I have another shift at the restaurant. 62 00:03:09,873 --> 00:03:12,335 That's our working girl. Let the river run, honey. 63 00:03:12,504 --> 00:03:15,887 Check it! $57 in tips from last night. 64 00:03:17,138 --> 00:03:19,942 That's impressive. You know what? $57 from you, 65 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,484 $57 from us... 66 00:03:21,609 --> 00:03:24,355 You keep this up, we are gonna be buying you a car by the summer. 67 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:27,323 Is this "upscale casual"? 68 00:03:27,492 --> 00:03:28,492 What? 69 00:03:28,787 --> 00:03:31,123 Cam hired Luke to help out with the benefit tonight. 70 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,335 - I can't fix this thing. - What? I need that. 71 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:34,899 I use it every day. 72 00:03:35,024 --> 00:03:37,919 Okay, Phil, what do you say? You wanna take a trip to the mall with me? 73 00:03:38,044 --> 00:03:39,807 I... do... 74 00:03:39,976 --> 00:03:42,130 Not, if I can possibly avoid it. 75 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,007 Claire has this little... 76 00:03:44,411 --> 00:03:45,412 Habit... 77 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,768 At the mall, where sh... 78 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:49,576 I can't even talk about it. 79 00:03:49,871 --> 00:03:51,586 Jay, come on! 80 00:03:51,712 --> 00:03:54,796 I wanna go home because you said you were going to film me doing the karaoke 81 00:03:54,964 --> 00:03:57,347 so I can send it to Colombia to my mother. 82 00:03:57,597 --> 00:04:00,598 About the mall? I was actually gonna get my hair cut this afternoon. 83 00:04:00,768 --> 00:04:01,830 Hang on here. 84 00:04:01,955 --> 00:04:04,899 Why don't I run Claire down the mall, and you give Phil a haircut? 85 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:07,988 You're always talking about how you miss working at the salon. 86 00:04:08,157 --> 00:04:09,409 I guess I could. 87 00:04:09,534 --> 00:04:11,078 I do Jay. Why can't I do you? 88 00:04:11,631 --> 00:04:13,124 You... can do me. 89 00:04:13,292 --> 00:04:14,877 Okay, let's get this party started. 90 00:04:15,654 --> 00:04:17,132 You know that song? 91 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:20,252 Let's go, let's go! We're wasting time! 92 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:23,018 - You know it? - I think I do. 93 00:04:24,112 --> 00:04:27,522 So, that was Andrew, who practically choked telling me that 94 00:04:27,647 --> 00:04:30,496 no one had called in their regrets for the event tonight. 95 00:04:30,621 --> 00:04:33,453 - It is gonna be a full house. - That must feel great! 96 00:04:33,578 --> 00:04:36,008 I never thought I would enjoy having an archenemy. 97 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:38,226 But I do, Mitchell. I do. 98 00:04:38,989 --> 00:04:40,469 Lily, what you got there? 99 00:04:40,638 --> 00:04:43,517 I do feel bad for those PETA folks. Their event's tonight, too. 100 00:04:43,642 --> 00:04:45,939 That's why I had you mail the invitations so long ago. 101 00:04:46,663 --> 00:04:48,652 I shouldn't laugh. I do feel bad 102 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,523 for those little PETA animals. I really do. 103 00:04:51,648 --> 00:04:52,833 What are you doing? 104 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:54,832 Nothing. She was sucking her thumb again. 105 00:04:55,001 --> 00:04:58,718 Yes, I put Cam's invites in my car to take them to the post office 106 00:04:58,843 --> 00:05:02,309 and then threw my gym bag on top of them and completely forgot they existed. 107 00:05:04,467 --> 00:05:05,767 I feel terrible. 108 00:05:05,892 --> 00:05:08,294 Haven't been to the gym in six weeks. 109 00:05:08,871 --> 00:05:10,622 And I ruined Cam's event. 110 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,745 Hello, Miss Hartwick. 111 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:17,729 Cam and I are hosting a little event tonight, and... 112 00:05:18,604 --> 00:05:21,858 No, I am aware that there is also a PETA event, and... 113 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,389 Who are you talking to? 114 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,184 I'm in the shower! 115 00:05:25,799 --> 00:05:27,764 Luke, how are those chairs coming? Come in. 116 00:05:27,889 --> 00:05:29,576 I think you should come in, come in. 117 00:05:29,701 --> 00:05:31,446 Now I'm worried about the flow. 118 00:05:31,615 --> 00:05:34,327 The eyes should go to the harps, not the backs of chairs. 119 00:05:34,496 --> 00:05:37,417 Are you gonna get upset and start eating all the appetizers again? 120 00:05:37,585 --> 00:05:40,568 It is amazing what you notice and what you don't notice. 121 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:43,178 Please handle that. I need to think. 122 00:05:43,347 --> 00:05:44,547 Come on, Luke. 123 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,651 Hi, there. Your father home? 124 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,512 I think so. Why? 125 00:05:51,113 --> 00:05:53,827 The wait staff. Please, Luke, show them to the kitchen, please. 126 00:05:58,377 --> 00:06:01,089 Nice chair backs. I just thought you could use this. 127 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:03,763 It's the sign-in book for my event last year. 128 00:06:03,888 --> 00:06:07,191 Let me just turn to the blank pages, which should be... 129 00:06:08,522 --> 00:06:10,494 - It's full. - Thank you for thinking of us, 130 00:06:10,619 --> 00:06:12,846 but shouldn't you be getting back home to Donald? 131 00:06:12,971 --> 00:06:14,950 That is the name of your cat, isn't it? 132 00:06:15,119 --> 00:06:17,620 - I'll see you at 7:00. - Drive safely. 133 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:25,262 - What did I tell you? - She's even worse than you said. 134 00:06:26,628 --> 00:06:27,679 Hold still! 135 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:31,822 You can't move like that. It's like cutting the hair of a cuckoo bird. 136 00:06:31,947 --> 00:06:34,492 I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense today. 137 00:06:34,617 --> 00:06:36,284 I knew it. Something happened. 138 00:06:36,453 --> 00:06:38,723 Because when somebody works in a salon, 139 00:06:38,848 --> 00:06:41,044 they know when someone needs to talk. 140 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:44,323 You might be able to help me. We got into a huge fight last night... 141 00:06:44,448 --> 00:06:46,467 And I'm not even sure what it was about. 142 00:06:46,592 --> 00:06:49,018 Was that why you didn't want to go to the mall with her? 143 00:06:49,465 --> 00:06:51,842 No, that was... more about a weird... 144 00:06:52,392 --> 00:06:53,994 mall habit Claire has. 145 00:06:54,689 --> 00:06:56,909 That's good! Go low, go low. 146 00:06:57,078 --> 00:06:58,328 Go low, go low. 147 00:07:01,545 --> 00:07:03,505 You got to get one of these! 148 00:07:07,334 --> 00:07:09,276 It is impressive how much Haley's earning. 149 00:07:09,401 --> 00:07:12,086 She's over $500 already. That's a lot of cheddar. 150 00:07:12,211 --> 00:07:15,053 Why's everyone acting like she's the first 17-year-old to have a job? 151 00:07:15,178 --> 00:07:17,993 In other cultures, she'd have two kids already, and they'd have jobs. 152 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:20,990 I stopped by the restaurant a couple times, and she wasn't there. 153 00:07:21,259 --> 00:07:22,260 When? 154 00:07:22,645 --> 00:07:24,733 I don't remember. I was at the mall for a movie. 155 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,507 Think! I need details! 156 00:07:26,632 --> 00:07:29,471 It was a romantic comedy my now ex-friend Reuben recommended... 157 00:07:29,596 --> 00:07:31,717 Not about the movie! What day? Focus! 158 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:34,846 It was Tuesday, but I also ate there again on Saturday, 159 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:36,695 and she wasn't there then, either. 160 00:07:39,552 --> 00:07:42,793 - I bet she doesn't even work there. - Where's all this money coming from? 161 00:07:42,918 --> 00:07:45,966 Do you notice how every single night is just under $60? 162 00:07:46,429 --> 00:07:48,466 Grandpa gave her $60 for her birthday. 163 00:07:49,265 --> 00:07:52,280 She's hanging around the mall all day, flashing the same cash every night, 164 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,497 and fooling my parents into buying her a car. 165 00:07:55,569 --> 00:07:57,804 Can we eat at Haley's restaurant tonight? 166 00:07:57,929 --> 00:08:00,782 - There's a good idea! - Great, I'll text her. 167 00:08:10,043 --> 00:08:11,624 Get after it! 168 00:08:12,176 --> 00:08:13,177 Amazing. 169 00:08:13,773 --> 00:08:16,802 - I'm going for 15 more on me. - I think you got what you needed. 170 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:18,611 Thank you. 171 00:08:20,822 --> 00:08:23,152 You know, maybe you do need to talk about this fight. 172 00:08:23,277 --> 00:08:24,375 With Phil? 173 00:08:24,543 --> 00:08:26,588 How could you not know what she was mad about? 174 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,135 Because she didn't tell me. She just freaked out. 175 00:08:29,304 --> 00:08:31,131 I cannot believe you, Phil! 176 00:08:31,683 --> 00:08:34,418 - How could you? - What is happening? 177 00:08:34,543 --> 00:08:36,358 - What did I do? - Are you serious? 178 00:08:36,526 --> 00:08:39,447 You are! You don't know. We've had this conversation a hundred times. 179 00:08:39,615 --> 00:08:42,045 You know... no, no. I'm not doing this again. 180 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:44,082 You tell me what you did. 181 00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:47,839 - Was it... - "Was it..." 182 00:08:52,124 --> 00:08:53,789 I'm going to get some air. 183 00:08:53,914 --> 00:08:55,215 Don't follow me. 184 00:08:56,193 --> 00:08:58,456 Happy valen-birth-iversary! 185 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,949 Storming off... right out of your mom's playbook. 186 00:09:02,299 --> 00:09:03,550 Where'd you go? 187 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:06,181 Well, as it turns out, not very far. 188 00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:13,170 Damn it. 189 00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:52,480 Phil, you moron, stop it! 190 00:09:52,882 --> 00:09:54,514 - It's me, you idiot! - I'm sorry! 191 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:56,518 - What are you doing? - I'm sorry! 192 00:09:56,686 --> 00:09:59,357 - I thought you were a raccoon! - You thought I was a raccoon? 193 00:09:59,525 --> 00:10:02,279 Because people look so much like raccoons. Look. 194 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:03,615 There's one now! 195 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:09,585 Wait a minute. 196 00:10:09,755 --> 00:10:12,195 Not even crazy woman go crazy for no reason. 197 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,595 - What happened before the broccoli? - That's it... 198 00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:18,188 It came out of the blue. I walked in, we'retalking about nothing. 199 00:10:19,392 --> 00:10:20,942 Sorry I got stuck at the office. 200 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,840 - How was your day? - It was good. 201 00:10:22,965 --> 00:10:24,570 - Although you know what? - What? 202 00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:27,029 Debbie stood me up for lunch. Rude, right? 203 00:10:27,154 --> 00:10:28,405 No. She called. 204 00:10:28,734 --> 00:10:30,712 - I didn't get a message. - Yeah. You did. 205 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,747 I left you one. 206 00:10:32,872 --> 00:10:34,023 It's right... 207 00:10:34,798 --> 00:10:35,799 there. 208 00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:39,312 That's it! 209 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,157 How is she supposed to see this? 210 00:10:42,282 --> 00:10:45,157 If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you. 211 00:10:45,325 --> 00:10:47,427 But that's not when she got mad. 212 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,270 Also, I talked to the insurance company 213 00:10:50,395 --> 00:10:52,714 about that little accident that "wasn't your fault" 214 00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:55,135 because the brakes weren't "working right." 215 00:10:56,838 --> 00:10:59,811 And that's not gonna cost us as much money as I thought, so that's good. 216 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:03,193 That's it! You insult a woman's driving, 217 00:11:03,361 --> 00:11:06,449 and you use the "Air bunnies." You do that to me, and I kill you. 218 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:11,250 I hear you, but, the screaming still hadn't started yet. 219 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,877 So, I'm having lunch with Skip Woosnum, right? 220 00:11:15,002 --> 00:11:17,429 Boy, can that guy go on and on. Tangent after tangent. 221 00:11:17,598 --> 00:11:20,591 By the way, turned me on to the greatest thing... Wedge salad... 222 00:11:20,717 --> 00:11:22,481 You gotta try it. Anyhoo... 223 00:11:22,822 --> 00:11:25,529 Guess who's sitting at the table next to us. 224 00:11:25,654 --> 00:11:27,199 My old girlfriend Carla. 225 00:11:28,483 --> 00:11:31,082 We're gonna grab coffee. She lost a ton of weight. 226 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,294 How stupid are you? 227 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:36,050 You tell me that you're seeing an old girlfriend, and I... 228 00:11:36,219 --> 00:11:39,197 Kill me, I know. But she still hadn't snapped yet. 229 00:11:39,935 --> 00:11:43,064 I almost forgot. I picked up the broccoli you asked for. 230 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,239 Cauliflower. Can't believe I did that again. 231 00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:49,870 I cannot believe you, Phil! 232 00:11:50,038 --> 00:11:51,749 You didn't do one thing wrong. 233 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,618 You do everything wrong! 234 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,316 I don't even know why she talks to you. 235 00:11:56,441 --> 00:11:58,120 She said she was okay. 236 00:11:58,736 --> 00:12:00,686 No woman is okay with this. 237 00:12:00,812 --> 00:12:02,113 We don't forget. 238 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:03,701 We wait. 239 00:12:03,969 --> 00:12:05,769 And then, when you least expect it, 240 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:07,195 We make you pay. 241 00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:08,777 Chin up! 242 00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:10,746 Up! 243 00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:13,124 So you had a meltdown over that. 244 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:15,378 I did, because ever since I met him, 245 00:12:15,546 --> 00:12:18,574 I've been trying to get Phil to try a wedge salad. 246 00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:20,472 The minute that Skip Woosnum, 247 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,770 whom he doesn't even like, suggests it, 248 00:12:22,895 --> 00:12:25,023 Phil thinks it's the greatest thing ever, and 249 00:12:25,192 --> 00:12:28,727 he does this with everything. He does it with books, with movies, with TV. 250 00:12:28,852 --> 00:12:31,619 He listens to everybody's opinion but mine, 251 00:12:31,745 --> 00:12:34,625 - and it drives me crazy. - You two seemed fine this morning. 252 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,319 We were because we talked about it, which, by the way, 253 00:12:37,444 --> 00:12:39,918 if you want this whole karaoke thing with Gloria to go away, 254 00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:43,021 - that's what you need to do. - That's easier said than done. 255 00:12:43,507 --> 00:12:46,113 Well, since when do you shy away from confrontation, 256 00:12:46,238 --> 00:12:49,071 Mr. Tough Talk, Mr. Straight Shooter? 257 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,603 Getting a little soft, grandpa? 258 00:12:52,237 --> 00:12:55,542 You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute. 259 00:13:00,815 --> 00:13:02,088 Luke, phone. 260 00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:10,194 - Friends of the third street... - Is that Mitchell? What's taking him? 261 00:13:10,319 --> 00:13:11,825 No, it's not Mitchell. It's... 262 00:13:12,754 --> 00:13:14,315 I don't understand his name. 263 00:13:15,526 --> 00:13:17,669 Oh, hi, Longinus. Listen, did you get my message? 264 00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:20,793 About the chiavari chairs, I want you to bring them when you come. 265 00:13:21,821 --> 00:13:24,030 What do you mean you're not... not coming? 266 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:27,443 Well, that's not possible. Mitch mailed them weeks ago. 267 00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:29,652 What about Pepper? Did he get his? 268 00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:31,518 And LaMichael? 269 00:13:31,992 --> 00:13:33,592 And Steven and Stefan? 270 00:13:33,837 --> 00:13:34,838 And Bob? 271 00:13:35,465 --> 00:13:36,616 I have to go. 272 00:13:37,614 --> 00:13:40,298 - Get me your uncle Mitchell. - I don't know his number. 273 00:13:46,062 --> 00:13:47,669 - It went to voicemail. - Of course. 274 00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:49,560 Keep trying him until you get him. 275 00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:52,440 It's one button. 276 00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:53,867 Redial. 277 00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:57,554 Really great event tonight benefiting the music society. 278 00:13:57,679 --> 00:13:59,131 Musicians like you. 279 00:14:06,644 --> 00:14:08,646 - Uncle Cam for uncle Mitchell. - How could you? 280 00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:09,816 Honestly! 281 00:14:10,346 --> 00:14:12,190 You want to hear the guest list for tonight? 282 00:14:12,698 --> 00:14:15,335 So far it's anger, betrayal, terror, and sadness. 283 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,588 Congratulations, Mitchell, you packed the house! 284 00:14:17,714 --> 00:14:18,713 I'm so sorry. 285 00:14:18,919 --> 00:14:21,401 I'm gonna fix it. I'll make a big donation. 286 00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:24,253 That's not gonna keep them from kicking me off the steering committee! 287 00:14:24,378 --> 00:14:25,754 When Andrew walks in here 288 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:28,561 and sees a room full of empty chairs... 289 00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:31,650 You know he's not really your archenemy. That's sort of a made-up thing. 290 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:32,820 Fix it! 291 00:14:38,149 --> 00:14:39,451 You came! 292 00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:41,880 Of course we did. We wanted to see you work. 293 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,755 We're so proud of you, sweetheart. 294 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,595 We're all proud. So where's our table? 295 00:14:46,764 --> 00:14:48,944 Actually, bad news. We're totally booked. 296 00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:51,649 We have a ton of reservations. 297 00:14:51,818 --> 00:14:53,862 Yeah, one's ours. I called. 298 00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:55,615 Here it is! 299 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,982 Uh, so, your table is right here. 300 00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:02,462 Oh, honey, would you mind getting us a couple drinks? 301 00:15:02,631 --> 00:15:04,091 I would love an iced tea. 302 00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:05,510 Same, please. 303 00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:08,182 I'll have a mango-kiwi smoothie, yogurt instead of ice cream. 304 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,063 Make it low-fat. I want to look good in your new car. 305 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,653 Honey, I got to say, I like this haircut. 306 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:17,054 Hey, we're all just playing for second in this family. 307 00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:22,392 - Were you all done here? - Actually, no. 308 00:15:22,517 --> 00:15:24,519 Um, I will have more iced tea, 309 00:15:25,163 --> 00:15:26,510 another iced tea, 310 00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:28,389 and a mango-kiwi smoothie, 311 00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:29,893 all ice cream. 312 00:15:31,045 --> 00:15:32,196 I'm pregnant. 313 00:15:34,069 --> 00:15:35,855 Well, this is nice. 314 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:38,994 Me, my gals, and my beautiful, beautiful wife. 315 00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:42,042 Just so you know, I rescheduled with Carla. 316 00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:44,087 I penciled her in for the 12th... 317 00:15:44,212 --> 00:15:45,213 of never. 318 00:15:45,463 --> 00:15:47,970 That's too bad. I was eager to hear about that one. 319 00:15:50,961 --> 00:15:53,564 By the way, no one called you while you were out. 320 00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:56,467 I want to make sure you get any messages 321 00:15:56,592 --> 00:15:59,136 from any friends who might call, which none of them did. 322 00:15:59,903 --> 00:16:01,783 Isn't it weird that Haley's the only one here 323 00:16:01,908 --> 00:16:03,417 not wearing a name tag? 324 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:05,839 If your mother had a name tag, it would say "good driver." 325 00:16:06,391 --> 00:16:07,259 Here you go. 326 00:16:08,424 --> 00:16:09,806 I want to hear the specials. 327 00:16:09,974 --> 00:16:11,768 - We're out of specials. - What were they? 328 00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:15,358 Popular, which you wouldn't understand. 329 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,030 What could be better than drinks with a beautiful woman? 330 00:16:18,323 --> 00:16:21,026 And every beautiful woman deserves flowers. 331 00:16:21,768 --> 00:16:23,099 Cauliflowers. 332 00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:26,130 What's going on? Is this about last night? 333 00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:28,076 I want you to know how much you mean to me. 334 00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:30,848 - Sweetie, I know that. I know that. - I still feel bad about... 335 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:35,823 what I... did. 336 00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:38,942 Listen to me. You and I are fine. 337 00:16:39,568 --> 00:16:40,743 I'm just really hungry. 338 00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:49,593 What looks good? 339 00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:52,623 Here's something that jumps right off the page. 340 00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:55,306 I tried this yesterday, thanks to my good friend Skip Woosnum. 341 00:16:55,886 --> 00:16:57,985 Claire, do yourself a favor 342 00:16:58,154 --> 00:16:59,618 and join me... 343 00:16:59,744 --> 00:17:01,700 in a wedge salad. 344 00:17:02,810 --> 00:17:04,289 You have got to be kidding me! 345 00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:06,400 Just try it. You will thank me. 346 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,589 Did you learn nothing from last night? 347 00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:10,967 It was about the salad? 348 00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,890 I've been recommending wedge salads to you, 349 00:17:13,059 --> 00:17:14,391 amongst other things, 350 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:16,522 for years, and you never listen to me. 351 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:20,113 And then some idiot suggests it, and you can't wait to try wedge salad? 352 00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:23,295 It makes me feel like I don't matter. 353 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:30,348 Thanks a lot, dad! Mom's little outburst just got me fired! 354 00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:34,099 I got to talk to your mom. You comfort your sister. 355 00:17:35,234 --> 00:17:36,836 She never worked here! 356 00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,538 So, Mitchell called you, too. 357 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,505 I take it you haven't had your conversation with Gloria yet? 358 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,913 It's getting worse. She sang all the way here. 359 00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:57,437 We passed two cars, the dogs stuck their heads back inside. 360 00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:02,787 What are we gonna do? 361 00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:05,036 I could start a fire. 362 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,582 Keep that in your back pocket. 363 00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:12,890 - I want to show you something. - Let me guess. 364 00:18:13,015 --> 00:18:15,324 It's a copy of The Book Thief that I begged you to read, 365 00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:18,615 but you wouldn't until your dentist said it changed her life. 366 00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:21,522 Remember this? 367 00:18:22,107 --> 00:18:24,652 It's the first Thanksgiving I spent with your family. 368 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,578 God, I hated that ponytail. 369 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,880 You said it made me look like a wimpy bouncer, 370 00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:30,319 so I cut it off. 371 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,048 Like I lost the feathered earring. 372 00:18:32,953 --> 00:18:34,936 And the van with the beanbag chairs. 373 00:18:35,061 --> 00:18:36,933 And I changed my forestry major. 374 00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:38,309 I get it, Phil. 375 00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:40,189 I am the controlling witch 376 00:18:40,358 --> 00:18:42,820 - who made you give up everything fun... - You saved me. 377 00:18:44,521 --> 00:18:46,804 Look at this picture. Now look at this guy. 378 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:50,178 You can't tell me your opinion doesn't matter. 379 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,672 You changed me for the better in a hundred different ways. 380 00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:57,238 I might miss a book or a salad here and there, but... 381 00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,764 I've got Claire all over me. 382 00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:02,785 You're about to. 383 00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:08,853 That's the worst sound in the world. 384 00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:09,957 Is it? 385 00:19:10,126 --> 00:19:12,853 Friends, uh, family, uh, board members... 386 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,174 "Bored" is right. 387 00:19:15,663 --> 00:19:18,952 I know we were all looking forward to hearing the beautiful stylings 388 00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:20,353 of Harp Attack, 389 00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:22,743 but there has, unfortunately, been a slight... 390 00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:23,902 Don't start yet! 391 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,237 delay, 392 00:19:25,406 --> 00:19:27,776 and the program will start in a few minutes, on time. 393 00:19:27,953 --> 00:19:30,355 Uh, so, please, everyone take their seats. 394 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,821 Oh, my God, you did it! 395 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,256 Sort of. 396 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:38,597 This isn't what you were hoping for, but I need to listen to you. 397 00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,894 You did the best you could, and, plus, this is... 398 00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,563 double what Andrew had last year for Cello Submarine. 399 00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:47,825 How are you sitting at a harp and not scoring this moment? 400 00:19:57,261 --> 00:20:00,767 You can't have a successful marriage without being a good listener. 401 00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:02,855 Sometimes it takes a little work... 402 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:04,713 I wonder what they'll do with their lives. 403 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:08,490 I just wonder how they can ever find their true calling with a harp. 404 00:20:08,786 --> 00:20:10,936 Sometimes it takes a lot of work... 405 00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:13,523 Harps! 406 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,359 And sometimes it's just excruciating. 407 00:20:20,776 --> 00:20:23,019 Jay, come. I work out another song. 408 00:20:30,024 --> 00:20:31,552 I can't take it anymore! 409 00:20:31,677 --> 00:20:33,290 It's not singing, it's screaming. 410 00:20:33,459 --> 00:20:35,198 Mom, I love you, but for the love of God, 411 00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:38,092 destroy that thing before it destroys this family! 412 00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:39,503 Coward! 413 00:20:42,029 --> 00:20:44,354 I think you sound great, but if it bothers the kid... 414 00:20:44,522 --> 00:20:45,606 Coward! 415 00:21:19,502 --> 00:21:20,672 You keep this up, 416 00:21:20,798 --> 00:21:23,300 and this won't be the last plug I pull.