1 00:00:05,937 --> 00:00:08,798 Excuse me, I'm so sorry. I never do this with celebrities, 2 00:00:08,923 --> 00:00:12,864 but are you by any chance the foxy mom on the New Horizon realty ad? 3 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:16,242 - Am I gonna regret? - Did the Marlboro Man have? 4 00:00:17,511 --> 00:00:18,856 This ad is perfect. 5 00:00:18,981 --> 00:00:21,314 See, I'm not just selling houses, I'm selling myself, 6 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:23,625 and the best part about me is my family. 7 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,141 And my teeth. 8 00:00:25,266 --> 00:00:29,607 And both... are on display in this ad. 9 00:00:30,172 --> 00:00:32,550 "I can't be satisfied until you're satisfied"? 10 00:00:32,717 --> 00:00:36,466 Coming soon to a bus bench near you, not to mention our minivan. 11 00:00:36,591 --> 00:00:39,641 - So that's really happening? - What's happening to our minivan? 12 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,809 Having this bad boy shrink-wrapped on it. 13 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:42,976 Classy. 14 00:00:43,101 --> 00:00:45,855 Now all that driving around your mom does will serve a purpose. 15 00:00:46,022 --> 00:00:49,734 Good morning, family. How are you all doing on this beautiful day? 16 00:00:49,859 --> 00:00:50,860 What's this? 17 00:00:51,027 --> 00:00:53,008 Haley's SAT scores are available online. 18 00:00:53,133 --> 00:00:54,183 I hate you. 19 00:00:54,308 --> 00:00:57,658 Today's the big day. Let's take a look, see how she did. 20 00:00:57,783 --> 00:00:59,863 Do we really have to look at them now? 21 00:00:59,988 --> 00:01:02,730 Don't worry. We're not expecting any miracles. 22 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:05,219 Are those Haley's scores? Are you sure? 23 00:01:05,344 --> 00:01:07,835 - Why? Are they bad? - No, they're not bad. 24 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:10,501 - Are they good? - No, they're average. 25 00:01:12,049 --> 00:01:14,949 - We did it, our baby's average. - Medium five! 26 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:18,471 This is just a fluke. She can take them again. 27 00:01:18,638 --> 00:01:21,808 And she'll probably do even better. You are gonna have your choice of some 28 00:01:21,974 --> 00:01:23,935 pretty good colleges when the time comes. 29 00:01:24,101 --> 00:01:26,521 - If I go to college. - What? 30 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:30,211 I've been thinking about it lately, and I might... not. 31 00:01:31,735 --> 00:01:32,777 Later! 32 00:01:34,253 --> 00:01:37,365 We took the scenic route, but we ended up in the same place. 33 00:01:39,485 --> 00:01:41,892 Subtitles by Kevin & MiniBen314 34 00:01:42,017 --> 00:01:44,080 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 35 00:01:52,173 --> 00:01:55,479 From Zimbabwe to Algeria Come on, let me hear ya 36 00:01:55,604 --> 00:01:57,958 These are the countries, These are the countries 37 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:01,901 Cam recently became Franklin Middle School's interim musical director. 38 00:02:02,026 --> 00:02:03,176 Go, Franklin! 39 00:02:04,141 --> 00:02:07,420 I was volunteering for their spring musical festival when their 40 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:10,606 regular director suddenly and mysteriously became ill. 41 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:12,400 Sorry. 42 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,766 It may have been a blessing. Their show lacked focus. 43 00:02:16,097 --> 00:02:17,597 I gave it a theme... 44 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:20,298 "A musical trip around the world." 45 00:02:20,423 --> 00:02:23,373 See, he focused it by making it about the world. 46 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,519 You don't like it. 47 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:27,252 I do. 48 00:02:27,510 --> 00:02:30,263 Do you think that the kids, though, will learn it by tonight? 49 00:02:30,388 --> 00:02:32,670 Maybe you should stick with a thing they already know. 50 00:02:32,795 --> 00:02:35,423 I knew it. Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams? 51 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,216 - I do not. - You do it all the time. 52 00:02:37,383 --> 00:02:39,540 And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams. 53 00:02:39,665 --> 00:02:41,954 I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone. 54 00:02:42,699 --> 00:02:46,934 It's just that sometimes you can be a little, you know, overenthusiastic. 55 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:50,271 Is it really that big of a deal I want this to be the best show in the world? 56 00:02:50,853 --> 00:02:52,528 Well, as long as you heard me. 57 00:02:52,653 --> 00:02:54,859 Be in my corner. Don't be so critical. 58 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:58,488 - Is that really how you see me? - Sometimes, yeah, I do, Mitchell. 59 00:02:59,356 --> 00:03:01,908 Cam, well, if that's true, then I'm sorry. 60 00:03:02,074 --> 00:03:03,993 No, you know, okay, from now on, 61 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,287 I am in your corner 100%. 62 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,790 That song is gonna knock everyone out. 63 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,633 I don't know, but wait till you see the dance I have prepared. 64 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,108 A dance? A dance! 65 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,547 More toast, Manny? 66 00:03:17,108 --> 00:03:18,591 Why won't you call me, Emma? 67 00:03:18,758 --> 00:03:20,259 More toast, Emma? 68 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:22,178 Do you have to be on all the time? 69 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:24,806 Okay, I'm sorry. Who is this Emma? 70 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:27,975 She's in the show with me tonight. I'm thinking of taking a run at her. 71 00:03:28,142 --> 00:03:30,616 You don't "take a run" at a woman. You woo her. 72 00:03:30,741 --> 00:03:32,368 You make her feel special. 73 00:03:32,493 --> 00:03:35,108 Hey, hon, take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt. 74 00:03:35,274 --> 00:03:38,812 And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want. 75 00:03:38,937 --> 00:03:40,071 Why do you do this? 76 00:03:40,237 --> 00:03:43,212 I programmed it so my butt pops up when my brother Donnie calls. 77 00:03:43,337 --> 00:03:45,451 It's a clever way of saying my brother's an ass. 78 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:46,966 Is it? 79 00:03:47,091 --> 00:03:49,914 That's him. Compose yourselves. Forget I showed you this picture. 80 00:03:50,081 --> 00:03:51,130 I'm trying. 81 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:54,930 How you doing, you dumb son of a bitch? 82 00:03:55,055 --> 00:03:57,403 You old mick. Looks like you've put on a few pounds. 83 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,538 You too. What, are you eating your hair? 84 00:04:01,592 --> 00:04:03,071 What are you still doing here? 85 00:04:03,196 --> 00:04:05,513 There's gotta be an easier way to get a green card. 86 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,146 Are you coming to my school concert tonight? 87 00:04:08,271 --> 00:04:10,226 - It's an hour, tops. - Wouldn't miss it. 88 00:04:10,393 --> 00:04:13,062 I think I misplaced my phone. Could you call me on yours? 89 00:04:13,229 --> 00:04:15,356 It's at the bottom of my bag. Use your home phone. 90 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:18,807 - It's simple. I want the phone. - What? How about you let go... 91 00:04:18,932 --> 00:04:20,111 Give me the phone! 92 00:04:20,277 --> 00:04:23,420 - You still think you can take me? - What? Is this all you got, huh? 93 00:04:23,545 --> 00:04:25,686 I'm gonna wash your mouth out with fist. 94 00:04:27,282 --> 00:04:29,982 I don't understand this relationship, Emma. 95 00:04:39,365 --> 00:04:42,758 Doing this show, it feels like we've become like a little family, huh? 96 00:04:42,925 --> 00:04:45,024 You mean like you're my brother? 97 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,762 No, I don't. 98 00:04:48,328 --> 00:04:49,770 They're back... 99 00:04:50,307 --> 00:04:51,419 Dinosaur arms! 100 00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:53,406 This isn't a good time, Luke. 101 00:04:53,531 --> 00:04:55,021 That is hilarious. 102 00:04:55,187 --> 00:04:57,525 Half boy, half T-Rex. 103 00:04:57,939 --> 00:05:00,026 One foot in both worlds, 104 00:05:00,192 --> 00:05:01,592 wanted by neither. 105 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:05,629 That's a great way to stretch out a shirt. 106 00:05:06,415 --> 00:05:08,131 Break's over, everyone! 107 00:05:08,256 --> 00:05:09,959 Let's take it from the top. 108 00:05:10,084 --> 00:05:13,414 We're running 20 minutes long, so we're gonna cut the Bollywood number. 109 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,500 Can I go? I'm late for soccer practice. 110 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:18,405 You know who else missed soccer practice, Delroy? 111 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:20,671 The cast of Rent. And now they have a Tony. 112 00:05:20,838 --> 00:05:22,087 We have a Tony. 113 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:25,058 You are so funny. 114 00:05:25,546 --> 00:05:26,547 Seriously? 115 00:05:28,001 --> 00:05:30,100 Hey, honey. Did they drop the van off yet? 116 00:05:30,225 --> 00:05:32,768 - Yeah, a little while ago. - How's it look? 117 00:05:32,893 --> 00:05:35,597 Believe it or not, I have resisted the temptation to look. 118 00:05:35,722 --> 00:05:38,052 This whole Haley thing has got me a little preoccupied. 119 00:05:38,177 --> 00:05:39,695 We're on our way out to lunch. 120 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:42,580 About that, I've been thinking. College is still a ways away. 121 00:05:42,705 --> 00:05:46,219 I say we leave Haley alone. The more we push, the more she'll push back. 122 00:05:46,344 --> 00:05:48,241 - I'm gonna push. - And I support that. 123 00:05:49,051 --> 00:05:51,651 Only dad can make our minivan even lamer. 124 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,121 Excuse me. What are you doing? 125 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,874 I'm driving this to the reservoir. Jump when I say jump. 126 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:58,653 Honey, slide over. 127 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:05,087 How is this stupid ad supposed to sell houses anyway? 128 00:06:05,212 --> 00:06:08,127 You heard your father. He's not just selling houses... 129 00:06:08,252 --> 00:06:09,552 he's selling us. 130 00:06:21,135 --> 00:06:23,255 - Is the chair broken? - Almost. 131 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:26,320 That cheap, freeloading brother of mine keeps touching my good scotch, 132 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,427 so, you see, I placed that scotch there. 133 00:06:28,712 --> 00:06:31,448 My brother sits in this chair, goes out from under him... 134 00:06:31,573 --> 00:06:32,577 Masterpiece. 135 00:06:32,743 --> 00:06:35,621 So you make your brother fall and spill his drink? 136 00:06:35,788 --> 00:06:37,123 That's the plan. 137 00:06:37,421 --> 00:06:39,171 Why are you both so mean? 138 00:06:39,296 --> 00:06:42,295 Where I come from, brothers respect each other. 139 00:06:42,461 --> 00:06:44,380 That's why Colombia is such a peaceful utopia. 140 00:06:44,886 --> 00:06:47,383 - Hello, ladies. - Hey, nice shirt. 141 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:50,970 - They sell men's clothes there? - Funny because women are so inferior. 142 00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:54,015 You got no taste. I bought this for Melanie's baptism. 143 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:56,517 - Who's Melanie? - Michael's kid, my granddaughter. 144 00:06:57,614 --> 00:07:00,438 I forgot to tell Irene I landed safely. Hello? 145 00:07:01,647 --> 00:07:04,567 How could you not know your own brother had a granddaughter? 146 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:07,282 - I probably knew. - How can you forget when he's family? 147 00:07:07,407 --> 00:07:09,745 I have 29 cousins, and I know them all... 148 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:12,867 Rosa Marina, Gloria Maria, Veronica Maria, Jose Vicente... 149 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,493 Okay... What's your point? 150 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:17,383 You do the chair, you do the fighting, 151 00:07:17,508 --> 00:07:20,291 but you don't know each other. It's sad. 152 00:07:20,457 --> 00:07:23,080 I may not talk to my brother the way you talk to your sisters, 153 00:07:23,205 --> 00:07:25,755 but believe me, we're close in our own way. 154 00:07:26,187 --> 00:07:28,299 When was the last time that you saw him? 155 00:07:28,465 --> 00:07:30,199 That's not easy, cause he lives up... 156 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:33,650 See, I wanna say Buffalo. 157 00:07:36,599 --> 00:07:37,728 All I'm saying 158 00:07:37,853 --> 00:07:40,311 is that there's no downside to more education. 159 00:07:40,477 --> 00:07:41,896 I knew this car ride was a trap. 160 00:07:42,366 --> 00:07:43,367 See that? 161 00:07:43,772 --> 00:07:45,900 That right there shows me just how smart you are. 162 00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:49,401 Really? Again? What is going on? 163 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,864 It's the stupid ad. They're honking on my side, too. 164 00:07:53,434 --> 00:07:55,737 Yes, we're the people in the ad. 165 00:07:58,996 --> 00:08:01,791 Another great thing about college... complete independence. 166 00:08:01,957 --> 00:08:03,542 I'd have that in an apartment. 167 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:06,462 No, because to have an apartment, you would need a job. 168 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:08,665 You wanna know what your job is in college? 169 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:10,633 It's a little bit of class and homework 170 00:08:10,799 --> 00:08:13,099 and it's a whole lot of new friends 171 00:08:13,224 --> 00:08:15,001 and experiences 172 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:18,311 and the boys think you're cute and you are cute, 173 00:08:18,436 --> 00:08:20,810 and, oh, trust me, that doesn't last forever. 174 00:08:22,106 --> 00:08:23,406 Call the number! 175 00:08:25,437 --> 00:08:26,438 All right! 176 00:08:26,563 --> 00:08:29,193 - You in the mood to lose? - First time for everything. 177 00:08:29,816 --> 00:08:30,817 You break. 178 00:08:31,153 --> 00:08:32,321 So, how's work? 179 00:08:32,488 --> 00:08:34,699 Don't worry, moneybags. I'm not here for a loan. 180 00:08:35,609 --> 00:08:36,659 Nice break. 181 00:08:37,025 --> 00:08:40,246 You're solids, which you won't be able to eat in a few years. 182 00:08:40,412 --> 00:08:42,915 Right. Seriously, though, how are things going with you? 183 00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:44,082 Swell. 184 00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:46,210 I'm beating a fat guy at pool right now. 185 00:08:46,377 --> 00:08:48,546 - Donnie, I'm trying to talk to you. - Why? 186 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,640 Cause that's what people do. 187 00:08:50,765 --> 00:08:53,217 Talk about things, like their lives. 188 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,560 Irene opened her big trap. 189 00:08:58,311 --> 00:09:00,725 Look, I'm fine. It's not like I'm gonna die. 190 00:09:00,891 --> 00:09:01,809 What? 191 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,172 They caught it early. I took the treatment. 192 00:09:04,297 --> 00:09:05,980 I'm clear for now. It's your shot. 193 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,231 Caught what early? 194 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,082 Donnie, are you talking about... 195 00:09:11,207 --> 00:09:12,236 cancer? 196 00:09:12,403 --> 00:09:14,595 You don't have to whisper. I know I got it. 197 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,534 You just get your prostate checked... by a doctor, not some Internet guy 198 00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:21,412 - You didn't tell me this. - Because it's not a big deal. 199 00:09:21,998 --> 00:09:24,387 Now, listen. It's just between us. 200 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:33,336 Irene, how the hell do I know where your glasses are? 201 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:43,514 And there's frisbee golf, and you go snow-sledding on cafeteria trays. 202 00:09:43,639 --> 00:09:45,421 And you all get a dog together. 203 00:09:45,546 --> 00:09:48,522 And I don't know how, but he's always there after summer. 204 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,142 Geez, maybe you should just go back to college. 205 00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:53,907 Honey, do you know what I would give to go back? 206 00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:57,682 It's this moment when your whole life is in front of you, and, 207 00:09:58,275 --> 00:09:59,825 it's a magical time. 208 00:09:59,992 --> 00:10:03,287 You don't wanna miss that, because when it's gone, it's gone. 209 00:10:09,634 --> 00:10:11,462 Come on, Alex. Bus is leaving. 210 00:10:11,628 --> 00:10:13,464 Dad, your phone's been buzzing like crazy. 211 00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:16,370 Sweet Lorna Doone! 212 00:10:16,495 --> 00:10:18,745 19 missed calls? I wonder who's... 213 00:10:23,032 --> 00:10:24,099 You saw the ad? 214 00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,977 Great. Do you know what you're looking for? 215 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:30,717 The little one? I think I know which one you're talking about. 216 00:10:30,842 --> 00:10:34,265 If you're interested, I also have an older model with a lot of character. 217 00:10:34,873 --> 00:10:35,892 What? 218 00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:39,490 I think the carpet matches the drapes. I haven't checked in a while. 219 00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:41,513 Both of them? 220 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:45,454 Well, I guess that makes sense if you're planning to flip one. 221 00:10:45,621 --> 00:10:48,833 Listen, why don't I call you back? We'll set up an appointment. 222 00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:51,743 It'll give me a chance to give them both a good scrubbing. 223 00:10:52,005 --> 00:10:53,006 All right. 224 00:10:53,774 --> 00:10:55,424 Thanks a lot. Bye-bye. 225 00:10:56,162 --> 00:10:57,662 How about that, huh? 226 00:10:58,014 --> 00:11:00,024 You think all these calls are about the ad? 227 00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:04,598 My friend Nicole just sent me a picture of the van. 228 00:11:05,951 --> 00:11:09,603 I guess I'll be seeing you Wednesdays and every other weekend. 229 00:11:12,911 --> 00:11:15,568 You sound very angry, which is completely understandable. 230 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:16,918 I'm not angry. 231 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:20,447 I'm sitting here thinking about college and how life has passed me by. 232 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:23,534 Thank God, I'll see you at the show. Love you, bye. We gotta go. 233 00:11:25,244 --> 00:11:27,288 And as the music swells, 234 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,600 we reveal our letters spelling "we love the world." 235 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:32,519 Powerful stuff. 236 00:11:32,644 --> 00:11:35,076 And then the majestic Franklin Middle School insignia 237 00:11:35,201 --> 00:11:37,149 will drop into position 238 00:11:37,274 --> 00:11:39,692 if Reuben ever finishes painting it. 239 00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:41,552 It's not the Sistine chapel. 240 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:43,511 Surprise! 241 00:11:44,686 --> 00:11:47,930 Your supportive boyfriend dropped by to bring you a snack. 242 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:50,788 - PB&J. - Pear, brie and jambon. My favorite! 243 00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:52,855 People, let's take five. 244 00:11:53,021 --> 00:11:54,121 A true five. 245 00:11:56,441 --> 00:11:59,416 - How's it going? - Good, great, couldn't be better. 246 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:01,157 Can we, uh... 247 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,961 Yes, we can, uh... 248 00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:08,065 - What's up? - Okay, you got to talk to Cam. 249 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:09,850 He's driving us crazy. 250 00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:11,643 Kevin is biting his nails again, 251 00:12:11,768 --> 00:12:14,512 and Reuben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. 252 00:12:14,637 --> 00:12:16,712 Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died. 253 00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:20,215 I can't get involved. 254 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,939 If you have to say something, 255 00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:26,555 tell Bob Fussy that he's overdoing it, and you wanna get the old stuff back. 256 00:12:26,722 --> 00:12:27,765 Break's over! 257 00:12:28,044 --> 00:12:30,684 I want to do the French revolution number again. 258 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,311 Bring out the guillotine. 259 00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:34,063 Carefully this time. 260 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,454 We don't want to do the new stuff. 261 00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:42,451 We want to stop rehearsing 262 00:12:42,576 --> 00:12:44,531 and go back to the old way, Bob Fussy. 263 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:47,368 I don't know where this is coming from. 264 00:12:49,229 --> 00:12:51,038 You all feel this way? 265 00:12:53,384 --> 00:12:54,884 Well, I had no idea. 266 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:58,470 I had no idea I was surrounded 267 00:12:58,595 --> 00:13:00,339 by a bunch of quitters. 268 00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:02,549 This production was a joke 269 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,761 until I introduced these children to the musical-theater greats - 270 00:13:05,928 --> 00:13:07,309 Bernstein, Sondheim. 271 00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:10,641 Some of them will talk for years about how I Sondheimized them. 272 00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:13,354 I don't think that's a good way of saying... 273 00:13:13,937 --> 00:13:16,814 You want to do it the old way with the same tired songs, 274 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:20,096 the same drab choreography, the tepid applause from mom and dad? 275 00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:22,194 Is that what you want? Just say the word. 276 00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:23,278 We want that. 277 00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:24,463 Well, too bad! 278 00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:26,756 We're doing it my way! From the top! 279 00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:28,909 This is a closed rehearsal. March. 280 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:34,837 Hi, honey. What are you doing out here? 281 00:13:34,962 --> 00:13:36,956 Just waiting for you because I love you. 282 00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:38,460 Haley, come out this side. 283 00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:40,295 - Why? - Because it's fun. Try it. 284 00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:46,475 The doors slide, the seats slide. What can't the Sienna do? 285 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,750 That was fun. 286 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,182 Let's go see a show! 287 00:13:49,307 --> 00:13:51,390 - We need to close the door. - With the key. 288 00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:54,479 I like to see how far I can get and still make it work. 289 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,770 I need to ask you something. 290 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,605 Be really honest with me. 291 00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:03,324 Are my best years behind me? 292 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,878 The trick is to keep looking forward. 293 00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,053 Here we go. 294 00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:12,357 - Really? - Yes, yes, for sure. 295 00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:14,209 You feel good? 296 00:14:19,749 --> 00:14:22,421 Welcome, everyone. And latecomers. 297 00:14:22,812 --> 00:14:24,173 I hope you enjoy the show. 298 00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,876 I think you will agree it has a certain flair 299 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:29,609 that has been lacking from this stage in years past. 300 00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:32,047 So, please, I invite you to sit back, 301 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,341 relax, 302 00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:36,101 and enjoy this musical trip 303 00:14:36,451 --> 00:14:38,479 around the world! 304 00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:47,738 Growing up in America sure is great, 305 00:14:48,045 --> 00:14:50,157 but I wish I knew more about the world. 306 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,322 Me too. 307 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,137 I think I've got an idea. 308 00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:54,862 See you later, friend. 309 00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:56,747 Where are you going? 310 00:14:58,206 --> 00:14:59,458 To see the world! 311 00:15:00,471 --> 00:15:02,300 China looks interesting. 312 00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:03,796 I think I'll land here. 313 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,617 Bring him down! 314 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:10,716 Just go with it. 315 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,016 Come on. 316 00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,727 Jay, you're in the theater. 317 00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:20,812 Try your jacket pocket. Sorry, folks. 318 00:15:20,937 --> 00:15:22,815 Nice, he taped it shut. 319 00:15:22,981 --> 00:15:23,982 That's enough. 320 00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:30,567 - Stupid! You too! - Don't hit him, he has cancer. 321 00:15:39,623 --> 00:15:41,272 Is Luke stuck up there? 322 00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:50,986 Come on! 323 00:15:51,676 --> 00:15:53,378 China sure was fun. 324 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,932 And look, there's merry old England. 325 00:15:57,099 --> 00:15:59,168 Has anyone here ever seen a globe? 326 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,076 Full steam ahead! 327 00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:04,412 Ahead! 328 00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:06,233 Just sing. 329 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,693 Oh, joy to salt-swept eyes 330 00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:11,363 Fair England, do I see 331 00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:21,248 Sorry about what I said to Gloria. 332 00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:23,333 Just came out. 333 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,794 Let's go back inside. 334 00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:26,274 Hit me. 335 00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:29,768 - You heard me. Hit me. - I'm not gonna hit you. 336 00:16:29,893 --> 00:16:31,912 Well, that's the whole damn point. 337 00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:34,572 As soon as you heard I was sick, you treated me different. 338 00:16:34,697 --> 00:16:36,638 Let me tell you, I get enough of that at home. 339 00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:38,644 I'm sorry. 340 00:16:39,405 --> 00:16:41,268 I feel a little bad for you, okay? 341 00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:45,194 I know we don't say this much, but, uh... 342 00:16:46,778 --> 00:16:48,580 I care for you, you know? 343 00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:51,778 Do you think I don't know that crap? 344 00:16:52,188 --> 00:16:54,238 I have known you cared about me 345 00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:56,541 since we were 8 and 10 years old, 346 00:16:56,666 --> 00:16:59,676 and that mook Joey Calieri stole my bike 347 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,538 and you put his head in the ice. 348 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:05,792 What did he say again? 349 00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:08,295 "I can't hear no more." 350 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,674 "I can't hear no more!" 351 00:17:14,507 --> 00:17:16,348 Your staging is all over the place. 352 00:17:16,473 --> 00:17:18,787 The kids are exhausted. You're making it all about you. 353 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,362 No intermission. What, are we animals? 354 00:17:27,902 --> 00:17:29,302 I'm gonna be fine. 355 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,319 I got great doctors. The kids call me every day. 356 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,863 Irene even lost 20 pounds due to stress. 357 00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:36,782 Good for you. 358 00:17:38,905 --> 00:17:41,119 You promise me you'll get that liver checked out. 359 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:42,496 There's nothing... 360 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,512 Come on, Donna, suck it up. We're missing my kid's show. 361 00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:48,356 You son of a bitch. 362 00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:52,148 "I can't hear no more!" 363 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,053 That one was my fault, but Joan of Arc's gonna be just fine. 364 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,472 It's not gonna be much fun doing the show without Emma. 365 00:18:00,786 --> 00:18:02,599 Maybe we should just stop this. 366 00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:04,810 There is a saying in the theater world. 367 00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:06,395 "It's not worth dying for"? 368 00:18:06,561 --> 00:18:09,186 It's that "endings make shows." And we've got a great ending. 369 00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:12,150 Get out there and sing your hearts out. Not you, sweetie. 370 00:18:12,317 --> 00:18:13,747 You just mouth the words. 371 00:18:15,065 --> 00:18:16,699 Both my legs are tingly. 372 00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:19,065 We'll cut you down in a second. The show must go on. 373 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,406 Have fun with it. 374 00:18:22,192 --> 00:18:24,599 Learning about the world sure was fun. 375 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:27,541 But I'm glad to have my feet back on the ground again. 376 00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:31,516 Egypt is a land where the pyramids stand 377 00:18:31,641 --> 00:18:35,547 Which were built by industrious Jews 378 00:18:35,672 --> 00:18:39,542 And windmills go around in Holland town 379 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:43,140 Where they all wear wooden shoes 380 00:18:43,863 --> 00:18:47,478 These are the things we learned today 381 00:18:47,603 --> 00:18:52,595 And there's one last thing we want to say 382 00:18:55,881 --> 00:18:57,154 "We love the word"? 383 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,979 - Where's the "L"? - That's Luke. 384 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,743 Lower the insignia. 385 00:19:04,182 --> 00:19:05,482 "We love the..." 386 00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:07,237 What the hell? 387 00:19:20,969 --> 00:19:22,387 Phil, where have you been? 388 00:19:22,554 --> 00:19:23,992 Just getting some fresh air. 389 00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:26,962 Got it, ready to go? Hey, look up at the moon. 390 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:30,437 Would you say that's waxing or waning? Who cares? We can spend all night... 391 00:19:31,015 --> 00:19:33,273 "I can't be satisfied"? 392 00:19:34,281 --> 00:19:36,485 That makes me look like a prostitute. 393 00:19:37,485 --> 00:19:38,528 Yes, it does. 394 00:19:38,695 --> 00:19:40,049 More of an escort, really. 395 00:19:40,174 --> 00:19:43,033 You're just selling your time, whereas a prostitute... 396 00:19:43,199 --> 00:19:46,286 I have been driving around in this all day. 397 00:19:48,155 --> 00:19:49,838 Since you're mad already, 398 00:19:50,179 --> 00:19:53,257 why don't you just step over here and have a look at that? 399 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:55,120 My baby. 400 00:19:55,245 --> 00:19:57,004 I am not getting back in that car! 401 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,799 How do you think you're gonna get home? 402 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,883 It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone! 403 00:20:01,008 --> 00:20:03,261 That's what it should say on the van. 404 00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:07,022 I can't believe we trusted you to put this on the car 405 00:20:07,147 --> 00:20:09,063 after the debacle of that last picture. 406 00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:10,538 And who was that? 407 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,572 Probably another... 408 00:20:12,697 --> 00:20:14,398 The word you're looking for is "john." 409 00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:16,014 Get in the minivan. 410 00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:19,684 You're telling me people have actually been calling about this? 411 00:20:19,809 --> 00:20:22,823 - There are a lot of creeps out there. - That's disgusting. She's a child. 412 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,342 Well, to be fair, most of them were for you. 413 00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:27,067 Well, it's still sick. 414 00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:30,183 What do you mean, "most"? 415 00:20:30,308 --> 00:20:32,612 Well, I don't know. There were 30 calls. 416 00:20:32,737 --> 00:20:34,582 You got 20 or 25 of them. 417 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,305 - They ask for me? - They asked for the hot blonde. 418 00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:40,365 Men are pigs. 419 00:20:41,614 --> 00:20:43,414 Did they call me anything else? 420 00:20:44,218 --> 00:20:45,859 Thanks to all the perverts in town, 421 00:20:45,984 --> 00:20:48,354 I realized I still have a few good years ahead of me. 422 00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:52,094 And if we have one person to thank for that, 423 00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:53,469 it would be me. 424 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,366 Was it as awful as I think? 425 00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:08,599 Take the flowers. 426 00:21:09,987 --> 00:21:13,206 It must have been hard to support me while I made a fool out of myself. 427 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,083 Oh, come here. 428 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,631 We're trying to have a moment. 429 00:21:21,798 --> 00:21:24,018 I can feel my heartbeat in my eyes. 430 00:21:24,672 --> 00:21:25,778 In his eyes? 431 00:21:25,903 --> 00:21:27,403 We'll get a janitor.