1 00:00:04,401 --> 00:00:05,477 Want some coffee? 2 00:00:05,602 --> 00:00:07,408 Say yes. It's French press. 3 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:08,924 I was doubtful, too, 4 00:00:09,049 --> 00:00:11,355 but I honestly can't see myself going back to drip. 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,956 I'm so happy you don't live in a tough neighborhood anymore. 6 00:00:14,123 --> 00:00:15,875 We're sorry for dropping by like this. 7 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:17,463 Are you kidding me? 8 00:00:17,588 --> 00:00:21,547 I'll take any chance to spend time with this little princess. 9 00:00:21,714 --> 00:00:24,592 I love her little hair, her little toes. 10 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:28,172 - And she loves her grandmother. - I don't love "grandmother." 11 00:00:29,388 --> 00:00:32,454 We have been revising our will to specify who should take care of Lily 12 00:00:32,579 --> 00:00:34,434 if, God forbid, something happened to us. 13 00:00:34,559 --> 00:00:36,859 - God forbid. - I said "God for..." 14 00:00:37,573 --> 00:00:40,348 So, we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, 15 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:43,060 - casually assess our candidates. - Not all of our candidates. 16 00:00:43,185 --> 00:00:45,240 No, that's true. We did not drop by Missour-ah. 17 00:00:45,365 --> 00:00:47,892 It's "Missouri." No one from Missouri would say "Missour-ah." 18 00:00:48,017 --> 00:00:49,267 I'm so sorr-ah. 19 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:52,936 So, anyway, Claire and Phil were our first thought, 20 00:00:53,061 --> 00:00:55,128 so we dropped by their place last week. 21 00:00:55,915 --> 00:00:57,875 You win the award for worst mother ever! 22 00:00:58,042 --> 00:01:00,641 I will be sure to thank you in my speech! 23 00:01:01,253 --> 00:01:02,588 The frying parts on fire! 24 00:01:02,755 --> 00:01:04,173 Son of Jor-El! 25 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:05,908 Everybody stay calm! 26 00:01:06,265 --> 00:01:09,345 - I'm gonna teach myself how to juggle. - Good for you, buddy. 27 00:01:10,685 --> 00:01:13,891 No one heard me screaming? I've been trapped in the garage for 20 minutes! 28 00:01:14,058 --> 00:01:17,228 And yet still you didn't get the rat traps I sent you for. Thank you. 29 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:18,938 Honey, it's doing it again! 30 00:01:19,104 --> 00:01:20,523 Come on, now! Every morning? 31 00:01:20,913 --> 00:01:22,794 I hope the whole house burns down! 32 00:01:22,919 --> 00:01:24,277 Did we come at a bad time? 33 00:01:24,443 --> 00:01:27,481 Come back in seven years and five months, when they're all gone! 34 00:01:27,606 --> 00:01:30,013 Subtitles by MiniBen314 35 00:01:30,138 --> 00:01:32,201 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 36 00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:41,516 So, mama, you're good for coal? 37 00:01:42,893 --> 00:01:45,823 Well, you bundle up! We don't wanna lose you! 38 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,708 Bye! They're in the middle of a terrible blizzard. 39 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:50,886 So you shouted! 40 00:01:51,053 --> 00:01:52,680 Did they really lose two cows? 41 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,682 Frozen solid. Mama's gonna send pictures. 42 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,524 A reason to stop by the frame store. 43 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:58,708 We gotta go to that sporting-goods place. 44 00:01:58,833 --> 00:02:01,105 - Get stuff for his weekend outing. - Ready! 45 00:02:01,271 --> 00:02:03,232 - Did you pee? - Not ready. 46 00:02:03,399 --> 00:02:05,418 - Would you mind if we came? - Sure, why not? 47 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:09,155 I'd like to get mama some snowshoes, to lift her spirits, with frozen cows. 48 00:02:09,321 --> 00:02:11,782 So, cows freeze now? Are we all just accepting that? 49 00:02:11,949 --> 00:02:14,919 - Absolutely. Jay, this one time... - We'll take two cars. 50 00:02:15,044 --> 00:02:17,288 If you want, I can stay with the little princess. 51 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:20,625 - That's a great idea. - I'll just go out and get her bag. 52 00:02:20,791 --> 00:02:24,211 Maybe I can take her to the mall, buy her a new outfit, 53 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,547 get her some hair rings... Is that okay? 54 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,098 Yes, yes, of course. 55 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,178 Cam and I were talking about what would happen to Lily 56 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:33,971 if anything were ever to happen to us, 57 00:02:35,598 --> 00:02:38,893 - ¡Sí, sí, sí! I take her! - That's very sweet, but you realize... 58 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,312 - I can't wait! - Hopefully, it's a long shot. 59 00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:43,533 A little girl! 60 00:02:43,658 --> 00:02:45,691 There would have to be a very tragic accident. 61 00:02:46,111 --> 00:02:47,634 I know, I know. 62 00:02:48,527 --> 00:02:50,377 Nothing is going to happen. 63 00:02:52,197 --> 00:02:53,938 But if it did, 64 00:02:54,063 --> 00:02:56,369 we would be so happy! 65 00:03:00,998 --> 00:03:04,335 - You wanna come along by the office? - Can't. We got some stuff to do. 66 00:03:04,501 --> 00:03:06,295 - What? - Just errands. 67 00:03:07,546 --> 00:03:10,016 I'm taking Luke to see a child psychologist. 68 00:03:10,141 --> 00:03:12,726 This is something that Phil would never agree to. 69 00:03:12,851 --> 00:03:15,212 He's doesn't want Luke to feel different. 70 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:17,148 But Luke's grades aren't great, 71 00:03:17,273 --> 00:03:19,901 and he's having trouble concentrating in school. 72 00:03:20,026 --> 00:03:22,486 I just want to make sure that he's normal. 73 00:03:23,892 --> 00:03:26,041 - Mom, check it out. - What are you doing? 74 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:29,860 If I move my head fast enough, it looks like the can is standing still. 75 00:03:30,198 --> 00:03:31,998 'Cause sometimes I wonder. 76 00:03:32,988 --> 00:03:37,118 But girls at work love when I bring him, especially Heather, right, buddy? 77 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:38,736 She smells amazing. 78 00:03:38,861 --> 00:03:41,627 Honey, you're gonna have to smell daddy's receptionist another time. 79 00:03:41,752 --> 00:03:42,754 Like peaches. 80 00:03:42,879 --> 00:03:45,084 If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello? 81 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,011 One time, she gave me a Woody. 82 00:03:47,136 --> 00:03:49,850 She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story. 83 00:03:49,975 --> 00:03:51,176 She did. 84 00:03:52,744 --> 00:03:55,511 - How are you getting to the mall? - Gabby's picking me up. 85 00:03:55,678 --> 00:03:57,595 You're gonna drop your sister off. 86 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,348 No way. She plays lacrosse and takes cello lessons. 87 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:02,518 Even my reputation can't handle that dork hit. 88 00:04:02,954 --> 00:04:05,896 Then you don't need to go snowboarding with your friends. 89 00:04:06,523 --> 00:04:07,773 Fine, I'll take her. 90 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:10,818 Just never look my friends in the eye, and only speak in emergencies. 91 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,195 - Got it. - Ah! Already failed. 92 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,491 After I go by the office, maybe we can grab some lunch. 93 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,878 I gotta pick up all that stuff for the school trip. 94 00:04:20,003 --> 00:04:22,455 But, I'll see you tonight at dad and Gloria's. 95 00:04:22,621 --> 00:04:24,041 Smell Heather for me. 96 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,616 I always do... not. 97 00:04:33,257 --> 00:04:35,926 I am so sorry we're late. We just got a little bit caught up... 98 00:04:36,093 --> 00:04:38,823 It's okay. It gave me a chance to chat with your husband. 99 00:04:40,472 --> 00:04:43,934 Luke, come on in with me. Parents, we'll let you know when we need you. 100 00:04:44,101 --> 00:04:45,400 Go get 'em, pal. 101 00:04:47,867 --> 00:04:49,523 - How did you... - How did I what? 102 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,901 Know you were someplace you left no trace of 103 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:54,293 except for a tiny notation in your calendar? 104 00:04:54,418 --> 00:04:57,371 It was quite simple, really. I noticed a tiny nota... 105 00:04:57,736 --> 00:04:58,741 Shoot. 106 00:05:03,499 --> 00:05:06,123 That's weird. My cello teacher's car's in here. 107 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:07,682 I wonder if she's not home. 108 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,721 So go knock on the door, Alan Einstein. 109 00:05:09,846 --> 00:05:11,931 Don't leave. And it's "Albert." 110 00:05:12,056 --> 00:05:14,598 I know. Alan's his dorky brother who played the cello. 111 00:05:14,723 --> 00:05:15,724 Good one. 112 00:05:17,724 --> 00:05:19,637 I should probably not be telling you this. 113 00:05:19,803 --> 00:05:21,467 - What? - Nothing. It's really bad. 114 00:05:21,592 --> 00:05:23,937 - Tell me. - When you and Dylan were broken up, 115 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,644 Rachel told him you were a skank and got all up on him. 116 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:29,104 No! But she's so nice to me. 117 00:05:29,271 --> 00:05:31,296 To your face. That's how she plays. 118 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:34,353 - Now she's gonna see how we play. - What are we gonna do? 119 00:05:34,478 --> 00:05:36,667 She's not there. You're gonna have to take me home. 120 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:39,056 We don't have time. We have stuff to do. 121 00:05:39,181 --> 00:05:40,741 Then I'm gonna have to come. 122 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,535 Can't we just drop her off? 123 00:05:42,701 --> 00:05:44,830 What, so she gets kidnapped and I get in trouble? 124 00:05:44,955 --> 00:05:46,155 No, thank you. 125 00:05:46,663 --> 00:05:50,209 Fine, you can come, but you keep your mouth shut about anything you see. 126 00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:52,711 - What's she gonna see? - Just drive! 127 00:05:53,649 --> 00:05:57,025 I should also get a gift for aunt Pat. Have I ever told you about her? 128 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,446 Total gun nut, lives completely off the grid. 129 00:05:59,571 --> 00:06:01,473 Did you see how cute Gloria was with Lily? 130 00:06:01,598 --> 00:06:04,113 Pat is hilarious. I don't think she's paid taxes in 20 years, 131 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,529 but very hospitable. Always has a deer in the freezer. 132 00:06:06,654 --> 00:06:10,229 Would you listen to me? Gloria and my dad could be Lily's guardians. 133 00:06:10,395 --> 00:06:13,112 You know I love Jay, and they're still in the mix, but, 134 00:06:13,237 --> 00:06:15,401 I just don't know about him raising a child. 135 00:06:16,255 --> 00:06:17,405 He raised me. 136 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:21,574 Well, now you've put me in an awkward position. 137 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,917 Look at that. That's adorable. 138 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:27,015 Let's see if we can get you some snow pants. 139 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:30,146 I just wish I felt better. I think I'm coming down with flu-like symptoms. 140 00:06:30,271 --> 00:06:32,301 Couple of hours before your camping trip, huh? 141 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,794 I want to go. If I'm sick, 142 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:37,256 I might get the chaperones sick, and without chaperones, it's anarchy. 143 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:39,474 - Listen to me. - The buddy system falls apart, 144 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,719 the principle of "last in, first out" is ignored. 145 00:06:41,885 --> 00:06:43,365 - It's butterflies. - Where? 146 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:46,437 You're just nervous because there's gonna be a lot of physical activity, 147 00:06:46,562 --> 00:06:48,058 which is not your strong suit. 148 00:06:48,225 --> 00:06:49,890 It is a little daunting out there. 149 00:06:50,015 --> 00:06:52,271 Don't use the word "daunting" in nature, okay? 150 00:06:52,437 --> 00:06:54,315 You just need a little self-confidence. 151 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,787 Look at this. They got one of these rock walls here. 152 00:06:56,912 --> 00:06:58,525 Why don't you hop up on that? 153 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,810 - Why? - Why? To prove that you can do it. 154 00:07:00,935 --> 00:07:02,826 If you can do that, you can do anything. 155 00:07:02,951 --> 00:07:05,776 Really? Can I fly? Can I speak Chinese? 156 00:07:05,901 --> 00:07:08,191 No, but you can sleep in the house tonight. 157 00:07:08,316 --> 00:07:11,498 Ace? Want to wire my boy up, here? Go ahead. 158 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,424 I'm sorry I went behind your back. 159 00:07:13,549 --> 00:07:16,545 But you get so defensive whenever we talk about Luke's issues. 160 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:19,189 He doesn't have issues. You're just a worrier. 161 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,343 Like when you thought he was never gonna talk. 162 00:07:21,468 --> 00:07:23,639 He was 2, and all he could do was bark! 163 00:07:23,764 --> 00:07:25,114 I understood him. 164 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,702 Look, he starts coming here, 165 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:30,351 the other kids find out, he becomes a target, 166 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,729 like the limping gazelle at the watering hole the alligator knows to eat. 167 00:07:33,896 --> 00:07:36,482 Crocodiles, not alligators. There are no alligators in Africa. 168 00:07:36,648 --> 00:07:39,698 How about at the zoo? Bam! Who needs a shrink now? 169 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,840 I'm gonna talk to your parents for a minute. 170 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,575 She's, like, the best doctor ever. 171 00:07:47,232 --> 00:07:49,232 A couple of puzzles, no shots. 172 00:07:49,506 --> 00:07:51,877 I didn't even have to take my pants off. 173 00:07:52,002 --> 00:07:53,665 Found that one out a little late. 174 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:55,440 I've been there, buddy. 175 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,301 Well, Luke's a terrific kid. I have a few thoughts, 176 00:08:03,426 --> 00:08:05,872 but, honestly, I don't see anything that's cause for alarm. 177 00:08:05,997 --> 00:08:09,431 - Awesome. Thanks so much. - We would love to hear your thoughts. 178 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,936 He's a bright and curious boy, but, 179 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:15,437 he gets distracted. 180 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:19,357 I see it all the time with above-average kids. 181 00:08:20,502 --> 00:08:22,695 Phil, honey, I want you to hear this. 182 00:08:22,861 --> 00:08:25,781 They're a little overstimulated because there are so many things 183 00:08:25,948 --> 00:08:28,040 they're interested in. They never seem to focus. 184 00:08:28,165 --> 00:08:30,472 - Makes me crazy. - Too crazy. 185 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,703 - They usually do outgrow it. - What if they don't? 186 00:08:33,828 --> 00:08:34,831 He will. 187 00:08:34,956 --> 00:08:36,458 Well, there's medication, 188 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:39,211 but why don't we cross that bridge if we come to it? 189 00:08:39,883 --> 00:08:42,205 Is there any way to avoid that bridge altogether? 190 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,675 You know, maybe there's diet or... 191 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,261 or focusing exercises or something? 192 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,971 What exactly are you worried about? 193 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,187 Get comfortable. 194 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,822 I'm worried he's turning into you, Phil. 195 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:56,280 I knew the minute I opened my mouth that I was in the wrong, 196 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:59,864 but, honestly, sometimes I wonder about him. 197 00:09:00,144 --> 00:09:02,275 - Mom, check it out. - What are you doing? 198 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,892 If I move my head fast enough, it looks like the can is standing still. 199 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:08,912 He's totally right! 200 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,116 I just find it interesting that you blame Jay 201 00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:16,039 for everything from your night terrors to your shy bladder, 202 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,144 and now he's the perfect guardian for Lily. 203 00:09:18,269 --> 00:09:21,345 No, not perfect, and I never said anything about my shy bladder. 204 00:09:21,968 --> 00:09:24,291 Then why did I have to stand guard outside the bathroom 205 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:26,508 at Pepper's three faces of new year's Eve party? 206 00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:28,265 Damn it, Manny! Move it! Go! 207 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:30,888 - It's scary. - You're 2 feet off the ground. 208 00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:34,325 I've seen vines climb walls faster than that. Move your butt! 209 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,935 There's your esteem-building parent right there. 210 00:09:37,102 --> 00:09:39,144 Wait, wait, I think I hear future Lily 211 00:09:39,269 --> 00:09:41,504 sending us a message from her stripper pole... 212 00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:44,057 "Thanks, gay dead dads. This dance is for you." 213 00:09:44,182 --> 00:09:45,441 Excuse me, Jay? 214 00:09:45,566 --> 00:09:47,907 - I'm getting down. - Not till you touch the top! What? 215 00:09:48,032 --> 00:09:50,657 Maybe if we didn't bully Manny so much, but, rather, showed him, 216 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,256 he wouldn't be so afraid. 217 00:09:52,381 --> 00:09:55,579 Excuse me, sherpa, can you assist me with the harness? 218 00:09:57,223 --> 00:09:59,758 Which one of these is my driving machine? 219 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:02,783 Phil, I already apologized. It just... it came out wrong. 220 00:10:02,908 --> 00:10:06,298 Funny, I thought that was my problem. I came out wrong. Hold on. 221 00:10:08,593 --> 00:10:10,294 Good, I can walk again. 222 00:10:10,773 --> 00:10:13,555 - Sometimes you can act a little bit... - Where did everyone go? 223 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:15,891 Just a blink. 224 00:10:16,058 --> 00:10:19,061 When you are ready to talk to me like an adult, why don't you let me know? 225 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,012 Fine. Okay, okay. 226 00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:24,210 The adults are the big ones, right? 227 00:10:36,989 --> 00:10:39,239 How do you think that got up there? 228 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:46,046 Now, I know it seems daunting, Manny, but it's very simple. 229 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,758 I'm securely hitched to a rope, which means I'm not going to fall. 230 00:10:50,603 --> 00:10:53,470 - You're making my life difficult. - How? 231 00:10:53,637 --> 00:10:56,352 By barking like a drill sergeant when I'm trying to convince Cam 232 00:10:56,477 --> 00:10:58,600 - you'd be a great guardian for Lily. - Guardian? 233 00:10:59,309 --> 00:11:00,559 You're kidding. 234 00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:03,317 Yeah, never mind. 235 00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:04,648 That really hurt! 236 00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:10,888 - This is a mistake. - Why does she keep saying that? 237 00:11:11,013 --> 00:11:13,574 Because they're the first words she ever heard. 238 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,660 - Here, you go first. - This will teach that skank a lesson. 239 00:11:17,074 --> 00:11:18,662 Shaving cream in her locker? 240 00:11:18,829 --> 00:11:20,289 Just yell if someone's coming. 241 00:11:20,455 --> 00:11:23,656 She might have homework assignments in there she hasn't handed in yet. 242 00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:28,268 - Someone's coming! - Run! 243 00:11:31,193 --> 00:11:32,643 This way, this way! 244 00:11:34,297 --> 00:11:36,213 - Where are we? - Boys' locker room. 245 00:11:36,338 --> 00:11:38,932 - It smells like feet. - That's not feet. 246 00:11:43,048 --> 00:11:44,339 I'm so scared. 247 00:11:44,464 --> 00:11:47,722 - Just go to your happy place. - We just broke into my happy place. 248 00:11:47,847 --> 00:11:48,947 Who's there? 249 00:11:57,757 --> 00:11:59,107 Go, go, run, run! 250 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,252 Not so loud! Run! Run! 251 00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:03,907 So, how you doing? 252 00:12:04,032 --> 00:12:07,502 Not good. I'm glad my clown training prepared me to take a fall like that. 253 00:12:07,669 --> 00:12:11,215 And in terms of talking about it, are we looking at weeks, months? 254 00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:14,343 Do not minimize it, you, who I had to rush to the emergency room 255 00:12:14,509 --> 00:12:16,043 when you fell out of your clogs. 256 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,888 There's your bubbly water with lemon. 257 00:12:18,298 --> 00:12:19,317 Thank you, Jay. 258 00:12:19,442 --> 00:12:20,642 How you doin'? 259 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:22,316 It's hard to tell. 260 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:25,020 Anytime you have a catastrophic injury to your lumbar area... 261 00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:27,397 I could use a little piece of lumbar myself right now. 262 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,653 Well, I hope you're comfortable now making my family Lily's guardians. 263 00:12:34,779 --> 00:12:38,416 You're forgetting about Gloria. You have to admit how amazing she is with Lily. 264 00:12:39,145 --> 00:12:41,268 Look who's so pretty! 265 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:45,249 - What did you do? - What I told you. 266 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:48,084 - You pierced her ears? - What I said... 267 00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:50,664 I was going to make her pretty with earrings. 268 00:12:50,789 --> 00:12:52,673 I thought you said "hair rings." 269 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,467 - What are hair rings? - Yes, Mitchell, what are hair rings? 270 00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:58,929 Something that you would tie your hair back... She said it! 271 00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:01,658 I didn't say "hair rings," I said "earrings." You don't like? 272 00:13:01,783 --> 00:13:04,101 Of course not. You punctured our daughter! 273 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:07,599 But did you see both sides? I didn't just do the gay ear. 274 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:08,730 Look. 275 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:20,317 I actually... I think we're good. 276 00:13:20,975 --> 00:13:22,934 Let's just wait in here for Gabby, okay? 277 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:26,748 I can't believe we just did that. Can you believe we just did that? 278 00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:28,875 We had a lot of fun. Let's not geek it up. 279 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:33,839 Wait. What if I have a taste for it now? I'm always gonna doing stuff like that? 280 00:13:34,005 --> 00:13:36,090 Calm down. You just did one bad thing. 281 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:39,862 Two. 282 00:13:41,665 --> 00:13:43,765 I skipped my cello lesson today. 283 00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:46,446 That wasn't even where my teacher lives. 284 00:13:46,571 --> 00:13:47,853 You ditched a class? 285 00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:52,107 Well, I didn't have time to practice because of lacrosse and debate team... 286 00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:54,523 Do you even like playing the cello? 287 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,721 I hate it. 288 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:01,861 So quit. 289 00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:03,593 I've never quit anything. 290 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,956 You've never broke into a school before. 291 00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:07,281 Just did that. 292 00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:09,541 No offense, but 293 00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:12,085 the family's hopes and dreams are kind of pinned on me. 294 00:14:13,175 --> 00:14:15,467 I'm just saying that no one would blame you 295 00:14:15,592 --> 00:14:17,692 if you stopped being so perfect. 296 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,802 It actually would take a lot of pressure off of me. 297 00:14:23,847 --> 00:14:25,515 I did something bad, too... 298 00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:27,517 Something that nobody knows. 299 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,709 - What? - Come here. 300 00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:31,923 I can't say it too loud, okay? 301 00:14:32,048 --> 00:14:33,190 What did you do? 302 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:44,587 I'm just not sure you understand why I said what I said. 303 00:14:44,712 --> 00:14:47,033 There are qualities about me you wish you could change, 304 00:14:47,158 --> 00:14:49,998 but you can't 'cause I'm all grown up, but it's not too late for Luke. 305 00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:55,353 Honey, there are a hundred things about Luke 306 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,813 that he gets from you that I absolutely love. 307 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,036 It's just this... this one tiny part 308 00:15:00,161 --> 00:15:03,411 that I'm sure if I could just get in there and just... 309 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,556 He's a great kid. He's gonna be fine. 310 00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:07,723 I know. 311 00:15:09,244 --> 00:15:10,394 I think I know. 312 00:15:11,504 --> 00:15:13,727 I feel terrible that we fought in front of him. 313 00:15:13,852 --> 00:15:15,649 Did he say anything on the drive here? 314 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,484 How would I know? He rode with you. 315 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,569 He didn't drive with me. He drove with you. 316 00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:27,536 Just admit it... You want Lily raised by anyone but my family. 317 00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:29,787 It's just so far away from everything she knows. 318 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:32,202 And then there's the crazy aunts and the frozen cows. 319 00:15:32,327 --> 00:15:35,336 Please, in the last hour, your father publicly shamed Manny, 320 00:15:35,461 --> 00:15:39,756 dropped me from the sky, while his wife drilled holes in our baby's head. 321 00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:42,217 Which is why I think we should revisit Claire and Phil. 322 00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:43,775 Where are my keys? 323 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,179 We left Luke alone in a parking garage! 324 00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:48,640 We don't know the whole story. 325 00:15:48,807 --> 00:15:49,808 Don't we? 326 00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:51,496 - Whose car are we taking? - Mine. 327 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:52,769 Then I'm driving! 328 00:15:58,447 --> 00:16:00,924 - Thank you so much. Thank you! - Honey, get out of there. 329 00:16:01,049 --> 00:16:03,930 - I'm so sorry. We are so sorry. - You must've been so scared. 330 00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:05,591 What happened? 331 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,492 Well, I knew you'd come back. 332 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,720 Then you didn't. So I had to go find a phone. 333 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:14,140 That's when I saw a stray dog and I played with him for a while. 334 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:17,878 Then I thought I saw Mrs. Morgan, my 1st-grade teacher, going into a church. 335 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,589 It wasn't her, but there was a wedding there. 336 00:16:20,755 --> 00:16:22,260 That's where I met the Litvaks. 337 00:16:22,385 --> 00:16:24,019 Thank you! Thank you so much. 338 00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:25,494 Congratul... Tov. 339 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,294 - Can I go get a drink? - Yes, you can. 340 00:16:30,419 --> 00:16:33,450 You can drink whatever you want! There's tons of soda in there. 341 00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:38,525 What an amazing kid! 342 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,808 I can't believe I ever worried about him out in the world. 343 00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:44,988 That's what I do, though, isn't it? I worry. 344 00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:48,000 I worry... I think about a tiny, little thing, and then I obsess on it, 345 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,461 until, suddenly, it's the only thing I can think about. 346 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,801 Please don't let me screw up our son. 347 00:16:56,126 --> 00:16:58,350 You know why else he's gonna be okay? 348 00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:02,772 Because somewhere out there is a worried little girl 349 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,550 who's making lists and labeling bins, and, 350 00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:08,675 he's gonna find her. 351 00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:19,731 I know you're kind of down on Jay being Lily's guardian. 352 00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:22,234 Now, that's not anything you need to worry about, Manny. 353 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,591 I just think you're being too hard on him. 354 00:17:24,716 --> 00:17:26,555 We had a little chat in the car. 355 00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:28,853 I'm sorry I let you down, Jay. 356 00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:31,457 I'm starting to think if I couldn't even get up that wall, 357 00:17:31,582 --> 00:17:33,460 - then why am I... - Knock it off. 358 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,872 We both know you could get up that wall. 359 00:17:35,997 --> 00:17:37,930 Why are you trying to get out of this trip? 360 00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:40,055 I'm not. I'm excited to go... 361 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,048 I have some concerns about the shower situation. 362 00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,050 Because? 363 00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:49,557 - I'm pretty much at my target weight. - That's good. 364 00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:53,483 But the thing is, I haven't quite reached my target height. 365 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,308 Got it. 366 00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:59,492 All right, first of all, you don't have to go. I'll write you a note. 367 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:01,831 We'll plan on doing something fun. 368 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,108 - Really? - You bet. 369 00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:05,068 And you're not mad at me? 370 00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:07,726 If you were a different kid, I'd give you the speech... 371 00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:10,507 "We all have insecurities. You've got to be brave here." 372 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:13,577 But let's face it... You're already about the bravest kid I know. 373 00:18:14,056 --> 00:18:15,328 - I am? - Come on. 374 00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:18,858 You wear blazers to school. You play the pan flute. 375 00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:20,917 You read poetry to girls. 376 00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:23,486 I couldn't even talk to girls when I was your age. 377 00:18:23,611 --> 00:18:26,172 The shower thing's nothing compared to all that. 378 00:18:27,651 --> 00:18:29,983 So, whatever you decide, I'm behind you. 379 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,627 No, I got that set up just right. 380 00:18:34,752 --> 00:18:36,516 I told you about that before. 381 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:38,026 Jay said that? 382 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,437 And he wasn't drinking or anything. 383 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:43,506 - So, what are you gonna do? - I think I'm gonna go. 384 00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:46,234 I mean, if Reuben can go with that extra nipple... 385 00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:49,131 I'm proud of you, Manny. 386 00:18:49,256 --> 00:18:51,823 You're doing the right thing, trust me. 387 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,201 I mean, what were you thinking, Gloria? 388 00:18:54,326 --> 00:18:56,202 Mitch, I said I was sorry. 389 00:18:57,107 --> 00:19:00,189 But I had them since I was 2... huge ones. 390 00:19:00,561 --> 00:19:03,226 - What is she... - Earrings, Phil. Earrings. 391 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:07,263 I just wanted to tell you how really touched I was 392 00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:10,467 - you'd want me to be Lily's guardian. - You're welcome. 393 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:11,883 And you're out. 394 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:15,597 Excuse me. I have a very important announcement to make. 395 00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:19,476 Sorry. 396 00:19:20,017 --> 00:19:22,317 Sorry, so rude. Totally inexcusable. 397 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:31,112 Mitchell and I have decided 398 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:33,575 that if, God forbid, anything should happen to us... 399 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,470 You don't have to do this right now. 400 00:19:35,595 --> 00:19:38,078 We would like to Jay and Gloria to be Lily's guardians. 401 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,952 - Cam? - It's the right decision. 402 00:19:40,077 --> 00:19:41,289 That is great news! 403 00:19:41,757 --> 00:19:44,214 Lily, when something horrible happens, 404 00:19:44,339 --> 00:19:45,960 you're going to be all mine! 405 00:19:46,442 --> 00:19:48,720 It really is an "if" situation. 406 00:19:48,845 --> 00:19:50,073 All mine! 407 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,010 I don't mean to ruin this really beautiful moment, but, 408 00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:56,513 were Phil and I even considered for the position? 409 00:19:56,679 --> 00:20:00,308 I mean, we are the parents of three healthy, well-adjusted children who... 410 00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:03,645 We need to go to the police station. Our daughters vandalized the school. 411 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,274 This is not over. 412 00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:12,487 Let's go see your new room, Liliana. 413 00:20:13,688 --> 00:20:15,340 No, that's not her name. 414 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,082 - What are you doing home? - I bailed on yoga. 415 00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:27,898 - Could you go to the mailbox... - No, why can't I just come in? 416 00:20:28,023 --> 00:20:30,171 - You can. I just... What? - Cameron? Look at me. 417 00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:32,090 - I am. - What did you do? 418 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,468 I am home alone for a lot of hours. 419 00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:38,054 Carmen Miranda? 420 00:20:38,179 --> 00:20:41,141 I just wanted a couple before the holes closed up. 421 00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:47,851 All right, just get one with me really quick. 422 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:50,024 All right. Hey! One for daddy!