1 00:00:05,136 --> 00:00:06,436 Good, you're up. 2 00:00:06,561 --> 00:00:08,298 It is such a beautiful day. 3 00:00:08,423 --> 00:00:11,542 Let's go have brunch where I can wear my new sunglasses. 4 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:14,011 - Gross! What happened to you? - I don't feel good. 5 00:00:14,391 --> 00:00:15,392 I'm hot. 6 00:00:16,486 --> 00:00:17,640 Now I'm cold. 7 00:00:18,932 --> 00:00:20,952 And we have that concert tonight. 8 00:00:21,077 --> 00:00:24,600 I know, but, honey, that's the furthest thing from my mind, okay? 9 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:25,731 Why me? 10 00:00:25,898 --> 00:00:29,097 We had amazing seats for Lady Gaga, and he gets sick. 11 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:32,195 I'd been looking forward to that concert for months. 12 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,820 It's the one gay cliché I allow myself. 13 00:00:39,237 --> 00:00:41,644 Subtitles by MiniBen314 14 00:00:41,769 --> 00:00:43,832 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 15 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:55,094 Okay, that's it! No more fighting! 16 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,327 No more fighting! 17 00:00:56,452 --> 00:01:00,015 For the rest of your lives, you are not allowed to yell at each other. 18 00:01:00,182 --> 00:01:01,892 But you're allowed to yell at us? 19 00:01:02,059 --> 00:01:05,437 I am, because I feed you and I clothe you and I pay the mortgage. 20 00:01:05,835 --> 00:01:09,235 Pretty sure old dad deserves a shout-out right about now. 21 00:01:09,983 --> 00:01:12,821 Sorry. Should've taken the temperature of the room first. What's up? 22 00:01:12,946 --> 00:01:14,071 I'm dealing with... 23 00:01:14,237 --> 00:01:17,602 Luke and Manny barged into our room while we were changing, little pervs! 24 00:01:17,727 --> 00:01:20,077 Can I just say, in Europe this would be no big deal. 25 00:01:20,243 --> 00:01:23,169 Yeah. You can see me in my underwear whenever you want. 26 00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:24,743 Here, I'll make it even. 27 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:27,418 Keep your pants on! 28 00:01:27,584 --> 00:01:29,545 Stop getting so hysterical over everything! 29 00:01:29,711 --> 00:01:30,865 Come on! 30 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,515 Now, grow up a little! 31 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,260 I need things to start changing around here, or I will change things, okay? 32 00:01:36,426 --> 00:01:39,930 There will be no more TV, no Internet and no whatever else I can think of. 33 00:01:40,369 --> 00:01:42,364 May I have a word with you, Phil? 34 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:45,887 I'd rather not. 35 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,523 - What was that? - Nothing. 36 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:51,279 You sold me out behind my back. 37 00:01:51,601 --> 00:01:55,863 Sometimes you're a little intense, and I let the kids know they're still loved. 38 00:01:56,393 --> 00:01:57,781 I could kick you. 39 00:01:57,948 --> 00:01:59,986 These are just the parts that we're playing. 40 00:02:00,111 --> 00:02:02,665 Am I wrong, or has it been working? I feel like it is. 41 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,831 I'm tired of being the bad cop. 42 00:02:04,956 --> 00:02:08,584 You need to discipline them sometime and let me swoop in with all the love. 43 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,002 Shouldn't we just stick with the stuff we're good at? 44 00:02:11,127 --> 00:02:13,309 My God! This bathroom is disgusting! 45 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,932 The girls told me they would clean it days ago. 46 00:02:16,057 --> 00:02:18,225 I can't yell at them about it one more time, Phil. 47 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:20,342 - You handle it. - I promised the boys 48 00:02:20,467 --> 00:02:22,723 I'd take them go-karting for their good report cards. 49 00:02:22,889 --> 00:02:24,894 What was good about Luke's report card? 50 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:27,519 - He didn't lose it. - Let me take them. 51 00:02:27,686 --> 00:02:29,600 Yes, let me take them. You stay here. 52 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:31,686 Hound the girls about cleaning up this mess, 53 00:02:31,811 --> 00:02:33,727 and I will take Luke to do something fun. 54 00:02:33,852 --> 00:02:35,986 But... I wanna go go-karting. 55 00:02:36,153 --> 00:02:39,100 Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. This is happening. 56 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:42,076 Boys! 57 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:45,999 Hey, guys, guess who's taking you go-karting today. 58 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,125 Me. 59 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,208 Why? Are we in trouble? 60 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,905 You're not in trouble. Today's just all about having fun! 61 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:55,214 And you know what? Go-karting's just the beginning. 62 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:57,716 - What else are we doing? - Whatever you want. 63 00:02:57,883 --> 00:03:00,302 - I wanna bring dad. - Well, tough. You can't. 64 00:03:00,469 --> 00:03:02,268 He's doing something else. 65 00:03:02,393 --> 00:03:04,723 Goodbye. We will be back in a few hours. 66 00:03:05,984 --> 00:03:07,309 Where you guys going? 67 00:03:07,476 --> 00:03:10,270 I am taking Alex to the movies, and then I'm going to the mall. 68 00:03:10,437 --> 00:03:13,386 How fun! That sounds like fun, doesn't it, Phil? 69 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:16,328 I'm not much of a shopper, but it would depend on... 70 00:03:16,453 --> 00:03:17,820 Clean bathroom. 71 00:03:18,822 --> 00:03:19,823 Girls... 72 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:22,492 How about you clean your bathroom before you go? 73 00:03:22,617 --> 00:03:25,529 - It'd really help your mom out. - No, it's not about what mom wants. 74 00:03:25,654 --> 00:03:26,745 You mom is cool, 75 00:03:26,912 --> 00:03:28,372 very cool with whatever. 76 00:03:28,538 --> 00:03:29,748 It's what dad wants. 77 00:03:29,915 --> 00:03:31,625 Dad wants to go go-karting. 78 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:36,088 I would really like it if you would clean your bathroom. 79 00:03:36,254 --> 00:03:38,006 - But my movie! - Why now? 80 00:03:38,173 --> 00:03:39,822 Because Claire says so. 81 00:03:42,045 --> 00:03:43,395 Because I say so. 82 00:03:43,804 --> 00:03:45,693 And because I'm your dad. 83 00:03:46,973 --> 00:03:48,346 And I'm older than you, 84 00:03:49,002 --> 00:03:50,783 and I call the shots around here. 85 00:03:50,908 --> 00:03:52,437 - Right? - Yes, you do. 86 00:03:52,604 --> 00:03:53,897 This is so unfair! 87 00:03:54,211 --> 00:03:56,368 Come on, guys, let's go have some fun! 88 00:03:56,493 --> 00:03:58,392 - You're hurting me. - You're fine! 89 00:03:58,517 --> 00:04:01,155 - Have fun, guys. - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 90 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:03,701 So... 91 00:04:05,353 --> 00:04:06,952 How does this usually start? 92 00:04:12,346 --> 00:04:15,127 - Morning, Mr. Pritchett. - How you doing, sport? 93 00:04:16,461 --> 00:04:18,260 I didn't know who that was. I never do. 94 00:04:18,385 --> 00:04:21,194 At least once a month, I find a total stranger sitting in my kitchen. 95 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:24,878 Gloria collects every kind of stray looking for work, money, you name it. 96 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,603 She's got a big heart. 97 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:29,258 It's the one thing I'd like to change about her. 98 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:34,046 Hey, a dog. That's new. 99 00:04:35,624 --> 00:04:37,024 That was Mr. Pritchett. 100 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:41,195 Jay, there you are. Come. I want to introduce you to Guillermo. 101 00:04:41,361 --> 00:04:44,755 I met him. Keep it under a hundred, you don't even have to tell me. 102 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,492 - I'm going golfing. - No, señor! He's a very nice man 103 00:04:47,659 --> 00:04:50,787 that works at the grocery store and needs a little bit of business advice. 104 00:04:50,954 --> 00:04:52,229 Why didn't you say so? 105 00:04:52,354 --> 00:04:55,042 I thought he was just some nut who lived behind the dry cleaner's. 106 00:04:55,358 --> 00:04:58,269 That's the guy we bought corrective shoes for last month. 107 00:04:58,795 --> 00:05:00,742 Jay, he knows how successful you are, 108 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,425 and all he wants is an hour of your t... half-hour. 109 00:05:04,307 --> 00:05:06,288 10 minutes. I promise him! 110 00:05:06,803 --> 00:05:09,578 Honey, I love you, but why do you drag me into these things? 111 00:05:09,703 --> 00:05:11,516 You've gotta learn to say no to people. 112 00:05:11,683 --> 00:05:14,186 Fine. Ask me if you can go golfing now. 113 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:15,544 Other people. 114 00:05:15,669 --> 00:05:17,745 All I want is, when I go to bed at night, 115 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:21,372 to be laying next to a man that is generous and giving. 116 00:05:21,726 --> 00:05:24,676 And that man doesn't necessarily need to be you. 117 00:05:26,766 --> 00:05:28,116 Okay, let's do this. 118 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,169 Do you want me to move the waste basket closer to you? 119 00:05:34,294 --> 00:05:36,083 No, it's fine where it is. 120 00:05:36,249 --> 00:05:38,883 Really? 'Cause the bed kinda looks like a rose parade float. 121 00:05:39,008 --> 00:05:40,669 Thank you for taking care of me. 122 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:42,381 Well, what else would I be doing? 123 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:44,341 Seeing Lady Gaga, that's what. 124 00:05:44,976 --> 00:05:47,562 So, Cam, you know, I hate to bring this up, 125 00:05:47,687 --> 00:05:49,846 but what are we gonna do about that concert? 126 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:53,016 - What do you mean? - We were looking forward to going. 127 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:56,577 You were looking forward to going. I was really looking forward to going. 128 00:05:56,702 --> 00:05:59,773 And I hate to see those tickets go to waste. 129 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:01,189 I know, I know. 130 00:06:01,314 --> 00:06:03,064 But what are our options? 131 00:06:03,385 --> 00:06:05,070 We could both go to the concert. 132 00:06:07,913 --> 00:06:09,608 That's not gonna happen. 133 00:06:10,445 --> 00:06:12,405 We could sell the tickets online. 134 00:06:13,341 --> 00:06:15,081 But there's that Craigslist Killer. 135 00:06:15,914 --> 00:06:18,147 What to do? What to do? What to do? What to do? 136 00:06:18,272 --> 00:06:19,835 Other options, other options. 137 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:23,797 Are you hinting you wanna go to that concert without me? 138 00:06:26,064 --> 00:06:27,533 Not in a million years! 139 00:06:27,658 --> 00:06:29,845 But that's very sweet of you to offer. 140 00:06:30,011 --> 00:06:31,638 - I didn't offer. - Really? 141 00:06:31,805 --> 00:06:33,395 That's something you would say... 142 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,102 "You go, I'll be fine. You spent all the money on the tickets, 143 00:06:36,227 --> 00:06:38,687 and I'm just gonna lie in bed anyways." That's classic Cam. 144 00:06:38,853 --> 00:06:40,480 - I'm just so weak. - Okay, good. 145 00:06:40,647 --> 00:06:43,124 You know what? It's settled. We're just gonna put this whole 146 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:46,014 "you insisting I go to the concert without you" thing behind us. 147 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,024 - You know what? - What? 148 00:06:50,693 --> 00:06:52,787 Can I get one of my little pudding cups? 149 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,005 Yes, you can. Yes. 150 00:06:56,185 --> 00:06:58,707 You eat the pudding, and I'll eat the tickets. 151 00:07:02,754 --> 00:07:04,716 Thank you for your time, Mr. Pritchett, 152 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,673 but after you hearing my presentation, 153 00:07:07,182 --> 00:07:08,917 you will be thanking me. 154 00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:10,873 You've got confidence. I admire that. 155 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,889 He admires that, Guillermo. You're doing great. Keep going. 156 00:07:14,055 --> 00:07:16,033 Are you aware that last year, 157 00:07:16,158 --> 00:07:19,478 Americans spent $40 billion on dog training? 158 00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:21,229 That's not true. 159 00:07:21,396 --> 00:07:23,315 I was surprised as you are. 160 00:07:23,481 --> 00:07:25,656 You were surprised because it's not true. 161 00:07:25,781 --> 00:07:27,233 Go on, guillermo. 162 00:07:27,902 --> 00:07:31,156 What is this multibillion-dollar industry missing? 163 00:07:31,323 --> 00:07:32,693 Multibillion dollars. 164 00:07:32,818 --> 00:07:35,982 I have devised a revolutionary way to communicate... 165 00:07:36,745 --> 00:07:39,790 I hate to interrupt your big pitch, but your dog is chewing my pillow. 166 00:07:40,238 --> 00:07:42,834 - This is fantastic. - It's not fantastic for my pillow. 167 00:07:43,001 --> 00:07:45,950 It's a perfect opportunity for me to demonstrate 168 00:07:46,075 --> 00:07:49,132 the Good Doggie Bad Doggie training system. 169 00:07:49,463 --> 00:07:50,837 - We're in! - Slow down. 170 00:07:50,962 --> 00:07:53,069 What are we gonna do about the pillow situation? 171 00:07:53,194 --> 00:07:54,679 Watch, and be amazed. 172 00:07:55,238 --> 00:07:57,057 Stella here is being a bad doggie. 173 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,787 Stella, let go. Bad dog, bad dog. 174 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,813 Bad dog. And what does a bad dog get? 175 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:05,430 A bad-doggie treat. 176 00:08:08,891 --> 00:08:10,904 You give her a treat for doing something bad? 177 00:08:11,614 --> 00:08:12,983 A bad-doggie treat. 178 00:08:13,108 --> 00:08:16,108 When she is good, she gets the good-doggie treat. 179 00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:18,650 Brilliant! We're going to be rich! 180 00:08:19,023 --> 00:08:22,791 What is the difference between a bad doggie treat and the good-doggie treat? 181 00:08:22,957 --> 00:08:26,753 Bacon. The bad-doggie treat is very bland. 182 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,380 But she seems like she likes it. 183 00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:30,508 Wait till you see the good-doggie treat. 184 00:08:30,633 --> 00:08:31,733 Stella, sit. 185 00:08:32,228 --> 00:08:34,177 Now a good-doggie treat. 186 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:40,175 Okay, uh, she's still full from the bad-doggie treat. 187 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:43,228 But there you have it... the Good Doggie Bad Doggie training system. 188 00:08:46,231 --> 00:08:49,194 - Welcome to the ground floor. - She's peeing on the ground floor. 189 00:08:49,319 --> 00:08:51,445 Quick, quick, give her a bad-doggie treat! 190 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:55,532 It's me. Is this a bad time? 191 00:08:55,698 --> 00:08:58,785 - No, I'm just in the car. - Okay, I'm having a moral dilemma. 192 00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:01,288 We have tickets for Lady Gaga tonight, but Cam's sick. 193 00:09:01,754 --> 00:09:04,082 - I'll take them. - Wait, you don't even like concerts. 194 00:09:04,249 --> 00:09:05,898 Yes, I do. I'm fun now. 195 00:09:06,329 --> 00:09:09,504 They said we have to be at least 13 to ride the fast ones. 196 00:09:09,671 --> 00:09:11,449 They're 13. It's fine. 197 00:09:12,632 --> 00:09:16,219 This is very confusing. At movie theaters, she says I'm 11. 198 00:09:16,386 --> 00:09:18,308 - Can we get back to me? - What? 199 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,433 Does it make me a horrible person that I kind of want to go without him? 200 00:09:21,599 --> 00:09:22,934 Well, how sick is he? 201 00:09:23,101 --> 00:09:26,271 I don't know. He's sick. They're not gonna make a lifetime movie about him. 202 00:09:26,438 --> 00:09:28,275 What's he like when you're sick? 203 00:09:29,598 --> 00:09:31,798 I think I can walk to the kitchen. 204 00:09:33,153 --> 00:09:35,947 - He's okay. - Go. You know what I learned today? 205 00:09:36,114 --> 00:09:38,957 You can't wait around for somebody to give you something you want. 206 00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:40,827 Sometimes you just have to take it. 207 00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:44,247 - I'm gonna feel so guilty, though. - You'll resent him if you stay. 208 00:09:44,414 --> 00:09:47,303 How about this... You stay home and take care of him... 209 00:09:47,428 --> 00:09:49,678 Soup, foot rubs, you blow his nose. 210 00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:52,076 He's so lucky to have you. 211 00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:54,456 And then tonight, right before the concert, you say, 212 00:09:54,581 --> 00:09:57,575 "I love you, but I really wanna go." He'll say fine. 213 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,972 You drop Lily off at our house, and it's great. 214 00:10:00,097 --> 00:10:03,016 - Drivers, start your engines. - I'm putting you on speaker. 215 00:10:03,183 --> 00:10:06,041 - What are you doing? - Making my kids love me! 216 00:10:08,989 --> 00:10:12,278 Drivers, ready. Three, two, one! 217 00:10:14,746 --> 00:10:17,196 You're going down, Delgado! Like this! 218 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:30,918 - We're finished cleaning the bathroom. - We're leaving. 219 00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:33,672 See? That didn't take too long. Thank you, girls. 220 00:10:33,838 --> 00:10:36,383 - Now, go and have a good time. - Bye. 221 00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:39,018 See? You don't need all the conflict. 222 00:10:39,565 --> 00:10:43,802 Note to Claire... if you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids. 223 00:10:44,112 --> 00:10:45,625 They save their parents' lives. 224 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:48,186 They would've done that if they got yelled at all the time? 225 00:10:59,337 --> 00:11:01,632 Sweet and sour chicken! 226 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,706 Girls! 227 00:11:04,302 --> 00:11:06,696 Get back h... Gotta fix that step. 228 00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:09,650 Girls! 229 00:11:09,775 --> 00:11:12,185 - Did he just yell? Drive! - I'm trying! 230 00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:15,005 You girls get back here right now! 231 00:11:15,171 --> 00:11:16,563 Pretend you don't hear him. 232 00:11:16,688 --> 00:11:19,238 - I know you can hear me! - He's heading straight for the car! 233 00:11:20,232 --> 00:11:21,590 Stop this car! 234 00:11:22,084 --> 00:11:24,069 - We're sorry, dad! - We couldn't hear you! 235 00:11:24,194 --> 00:11:25,460 No more lies! 236 00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:27,517 You poked the bear, girls! 237 00:11:27,976 --> 00:11:29,336 You poked him! 238 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,314 In closing, the only real question is, 239 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,899 after you invest in Good Doggie Bad Doggie, 240 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:36,693 how will we spend all our money? 241 00:11:36,859 --> 00:11:37,959 In handbags! 242 00:11:38,286 --> 00:11:39,670 No, vacation! 243 00:11:39,935 --> 00:11:41,364 I know! A home gym! 244 00:11:41,531 --> 00:11:43,908 All right, Guillermo, your ambition is infectious. 245 00:11:44,381 --> 00:11:46,881 Clearly my wife needs to be inoculated. 246 00:11:47,269 --> 00:11:48,547 But I'm gonna be blunt. 247 00:11:48,672 --> 00:11:50,527 - No, you're not going to... - Yes, I am. 248 00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:52,876 Now, you wanted my honest business advice, right? 249 00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:54,731 - Very much. - Here it is. 250 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,589 Your idea is not good. 251 00:12:01,342 --> 00:12:02,404 What Jay means... 252 00:12:02,529 --> 00:12:04,846 What I mean is it stinks. That's nothing against you. 253 00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:08,475 You've got charm, you've got ambition, and that's great. 254 00:12:08,641 --> 00:12:10,810 What you need is a better idea. 255 00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:12,646 But I don't have a better idea. 256 00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:15,065 Any idea would be a better idea. 257 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,497 Your honesty is refreshing. 258 00:12:18,093 --> 00:12:19,110 Gracias. 259 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,981 - You made him cry. - He's not crying. 260 00:12:22,356 --> 00:12:23,865 You're not crying, are you? 261 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,404 A little. 262 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,484 It's just five years of my life are for nothing. 263 00:12:30,609 --> 00:12:32,532 Five? Five years? 264 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:37,128 Guillermo, I'm sorry. Why don't you stay for lunch? 265 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,173 And we can all brainstorm your next idea. 266 00:12:40,599 --> 00:12:41,600 Really? 267 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,529 Thank you, Gloria. 268 00:12:43,854 --> 00:12:45,256 I go put Stella in the car. 269 00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:48,109 I don't want her ruining any more of your beautiful things. 270 00:12:48,746 --> 00:12:49,747 Gracias. 271 00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:51,601 Bad dog. 272 00:12:53,645 --> 00:12:55,856 Why were you so tough with him? He's very sensitive. 273 00:12:55,981 --> 00:12:58,268 - Did you think that was a good idea? - Of course not! 274 00:12:58,393 --> 00:13:00,819 But I'm nice, and I put on the sugar jacket. 275 00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:02,917 Sugar coating is not gonna help him. 276 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:05,763 He needed to hear what I said to him, even if it hurt a little bit. 277 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,788 He's gonna thank me one day. 278 00:13:11,108 --> 00:13:13,123 - Now I have to apologize. - Accepted. 279 00:13:13,289 --> 00:13:14,207 Not to you! 280 00:13:22,383 --> 00:13:23,717 What are you gonna get, Luke? 281 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:25,483 I want a cheeseburger. 282 00:13:25,878 --> 00:13:28,547 And I can't decide between French fries or onion rings. 283 00:13:28,672 --> 00:13:30,796 Get them both! How about you, Manny? 284 00:13:31,414 --> 00:13:33,518 Do you have a skinless grilled chicken breast? 285 00:13:33,685 --> 00:13:35,854 Are you going to the ball, Cinderella? Live a little. 286 00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:40,786 I know Claire was trying to be fun, but that crossed the line. 287 00:13:41,014 --> 00:13:42,926 Anything else? Who wants a milkshake? 288 00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:44,865 Milkshake? Milkshake? Three milkshakes. 289 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,656 I didn't really want a milkshake. 290 00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:50,322 But after what she said to Manny, I didn't want to risk it. 291 00:13:51,076 --> 00:13:52,726 Mom, I don't feel good. 292 00:13:52,851 --> 00:13:54,400 Did you finish your milkshake? 293 00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:56,106 I think that was the problem. 294 00:13:56,231 --> 00:13:57,917 Look who's a doctor now. 295 00:13:58,084 --> 00:14:00,379 - Maybe it was the pie. - Oh, he's fine. 296 00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:03,804 Hey, who likes roller coasters? 297 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,891 I need a bag. 298 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:08,966 No, you're not gonna be sick, Luke. We're having fun. 299 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,920 No, I really need a bag. 300 00:14:13,915 --> 00:14:15,185 Take the lid off the cup. 301 00:14:20,398 --> 00:14:21,691 I'm starving. 302 00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:24,319 Me too. Say something. 303 00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:28,198 Um, dad? We haven't had lunch yet. 304 00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:31,257 Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yapping and get back to work. 305 00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:34,329 Why is he taping our laptops shut? 306 00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:35,872 Because he's out of his mind. 307 00:14:36,038 --> 00:14:37,207 I'm not out of my mind! 308 00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:40,835 You took advantage, and you lost your computer privileges. 309 00:14:41,355 --> 00:14:43,394 Oh, come on, dad. We said we're sorry. 310 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:46,007 Plus I can't get the stupid drain unclogged, anyway. 311 00:14:46,174 --> 00:14:47,383 Stick that hanger down. 312 00:14:49,093 --> 00:14:51,888 Either that or we cut off all your hair, 'cause that's what caused the problem. 313 00:14:52,948 --> 00:14:54,891 Good, because after you finish this room, 314 00:14:55,057 --> 00:14:57,852 you're gonna clean my bathroom, too, and you know how gross I can be. 315 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:04,591 Ew! Gross! 316 00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:07,772 Settle down. 317 00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:08,947 It's hair. 318 00:15:14,494 --> 00:15:16,120 I'm not cut out for this. 319 00:15:16,529 --> 00:15:18,122 I spent all day nursing Cam. 320 00:15:20,024 --> 00:15:21,501 Could you do the right one now? 321 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,962 You mean the one we started with? Sure. 322 00:15:26,538 --> 00:15:28,633 I made soup. I made tea. 323 00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:31,744 Finally, it was the moment of truth. 324 00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:34,367 Cam, you know, I was thinking that... 325 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:46,985 You can say no, 326 00:15:47,151 --> 00:15:50,294 but I was thinking about maybe going to that concert. 327 00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:53,477 Thank you. You're the best. I love you. 328 00:16:01,979 --> 00:16:03,951 Hey, you're back. What happened with your friend? 329 00:16:04,076 --> 00:16:06,170 He's fine. You were right. 330 00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:09,070 - He did appreciate your honesty. - How about that? 331 00:16:09,195 --> 00:16:11,656 He's gonna make big changes to his life. 332 00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:13,720 - Good. - He's going back to school. 333 00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:17,162 That means he has to go back to live with his sister, 334 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,989 so that means that he had to get rid of the dog. 335 00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:22,896 - But he's so much more realistic now. - See that? 336 00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,899 There's a lesson in there for you, too, because sometimes, 337 00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:28,983 things go better when you just say no. 338 00:16:29,848 --> 00:16:31,779 No, no, no. What did you do? 339 00:16:33,044 --> 00:16:35,783 - He was going to take her to the pound. - But that's his business. 340 00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:39,704 - But look at her little face! - No, you don't even want a dog. 341 00:16:39,871 --> 00:16:42,415 I know. I have a problem. 342 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,501 Oh, crap, that's Manny. If he sees the dog, it's all over. 343 00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:47,462 - I go lock the door. - That's the solution? 344 00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:50,006 Manny sleeps in the backyard till the dog dies of old age? 345 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,133 Hey, guys. I'm home. 346 00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:54,928 Boy, I think Claire's working through some stuff, because... 347 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,140 You got me a dog because of my perfect report card? 348 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:02,772 Sorry, papi. 349 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,148 The dog lives somewhere else, which is where she's going right now. 350 00:17:07,663 --> 00:17:09,163 Text me the address. 351 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:13,850 Can I at least take a moment with her to tell her goodbye? 352 00:17:14,154 --> 00:17:16,006 Tell her goodbye? You just met her. 353 00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:18,802 I'm so sorry. 354 00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:21,829 Luke, honey, come back. I said I was sorry. 355 00:17:22,328 --> 00:17:24,257 I'm 12. I need limits! 356 00:17:24,749 --> 00:17:25,833 What happened? 357 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,081 I made them drive too fast and eat like vikings, 358 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,213 and then Luke threw up all over the car. 359 00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:32,364 - I got to go clean that up. - No, you don't. 360 00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:33,549 Girls! 361 00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:36,430 Grab your buckets and meet me by the car! 362 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,058 - They don't have to do that. - They do if I say so. 363 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:43,101 I'm sorry. I swear I told you to grab your buckets! 364 00:17:43,613 --> 00:17:45,823 - We haven't eaten all day. - We're hungry. 365 00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:48,815 - Well, you won't be in a minute. - Honey, you haven't fed them all day? 366 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,751 They're monsters. 367 00:17:51,943 --> 00:17:54,195 Deceitful, manipulative monsters. 368 00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:56,465 And they need to be broken. 369 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:57,737 He's crazy! 370 00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,038 You know what? Mom's the crazy one! 371 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,453 - She ran over my hand. - We were having fun! 372 00:18:03,411 --> 00:18:05,331 Girls, go to the kitchen. Get something to eat. 373 00:18:07,491 --> 00:18:09,501 Phil, this isn't working. Listen to me. 374 00:18:09,626 --> 00:18:11,838 You are not a good bad cop, 375 00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:13,923 and I am a very bad good cop. 376 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,800 Things must go back to the way they were. 377 00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:18,862 I feel really shaky. 378 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,570 I don't like being you. 379 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:25,539 Nobody does. 380 00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:30,364 Going somewhere? 381 00:18:31,348 --> 00:18:32,349 You're up. 382 00:18:32,474 --> 00:18:34,189 Didn't count on that, did you? 383 00:18:34,463 --> 00:18:37,488 Are you dropping Lily at your sister's, or is she taking my ticket? 384 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,653 Okay, first of all, how are you standing? 385 00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:41,638 You drank enough syrup to put down a grizzly. 386 00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:43,077 I'll tell you what's grisly. 387 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,042 That is your behavior. 388 00:18:45,543 --> 00:18:47,582 It's just a good thing I'm finding out now, 389 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,153 instead of when I'm old and sick and really need you. 390 00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:54,807 Better start saving for some sort of home-healthcare plan, 391 00:18:54,932 --> 00:18:57,676 'cause I'd hate for my broken hip and subsequent pneumonia 392 00:18:57,801 --> 00:19:00,151 to interfere with your evening plans. 393 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,962 Cam, no, you're right. 394 00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:05,623 I have no defense. 395 00:19:05,748 --> 00:19:06,912 I am terrible. 396 00:19:07,037 --> 00:19:09,969 And the thing is, I knew I was terrible, and I was going anyway. 397 00:19:10,094 --> 00:19:13,713 I think maybe I tried to justify it by saying we're two different people. 398 00:19:13,838 --> 00:19:16,213 And you're more of a caregiver, and I have... 399 00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:19,363 Other strengths. That's what makes us such a good couple. 400 00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:21,991 No, no. It's a cop-out. 401 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,452 I've been very selfish. 402 00:19:24,618 --> 00:19:26,378 I need to do better, and I will. 403 00:19:26,503 --> 00:19:28,003 I swear on Lily's... 404 00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:33,669 diaper bag. 405 00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:47,683 Ah, no place to go but up, huh? 406 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,438 Don't look at me like that. 407 00:19:53,444 --> 00:19:55,233 We all got problems. 408 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,028 This ain't gonna work. 409 00:19:59,195 --> 00:20:00,934 That look ain't gonna work on me. 410 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,069 Come on. Let's go. 411 00:20:06,186 --> 00:20:09,247 I know it's old-fashioned, but I like a strong man. 412 00:20:09,372 --> 00:20:11,749 A man that can say no when I can't. 413 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:21,509 Not a word. 414 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,487 But instead, I have Jay. 415 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,479 I'm strong. 416 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,459 But look at this face. 417 00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:37,952 Maybe we are the way we are because of the people we're with. 418 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:40,965 Or maybe we just pick the people we need. 419 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:43,755 However it works, when you find each other, 420 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,449 you should never let go. 421 00:20:46,393 --> 00:20:48,128 Do you two need some time alone? 422 00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:03,009 - I must've dozed off. - Yeah, you were out for quite a while. 423 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,800 What have you been up to? 424 00:21:04,925 --> 00:21:06,844 I've just been sitting here, watching you. 425 00:21:09,663 --> 00:21:11,177 I'm gonna go to bed. 426 00:21:14,479 --> 00:21:17,982 - Thanks for staying home with me. - You know, in sickness and in health. 427 00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:20,237 You're still blinking, sweetie. 428 00:21:24,527 --> 00:21:25,560 This is funny. 429 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:29,243 I'm gonna tell you the funny thing about why this is on.