1 00:00:01,930 --> 00:00:06,360 We're beginning our initial descent To jackson hole,wyoming. Thank you for flying united. 2 00:00:06,380 --> 00:00:08,560 Reckon we'll be landing soon. 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,590 Phil,honey, you promised— not till we got there. 4 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:12,280 Okay. 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:16,500 This year, we're going to a dude ranch With the whole family. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,440 The family. 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,750 What if dylan buys his own ticket? 8 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,210 We'll be sleeping in separate cabins. 9 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:26,210 What if dylan and I share a horse? 10 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:28,880 Mm,I hate landing. 11 00:00:30,270 --> 00:00:32,820 We'll get through this. 12 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,470 Oh, my goodness. 13 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:37,840 What are you doing? 14 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,530 I want my ears to pop. 15 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:43,770 - Try putting a little rouge on 'em. Nobody gets me. 16 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:46,120 Isn't this beautiful, little cowgirl? 17 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,470 You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you? 18 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:50,600 No,I told you, it's fine.I just didn't like you wearing a matching one. 19 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:54,530 So we haven't told the family yet, But we've decided to adopt a baby boy. 20 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:57,230 From america this time.You might say we're "buying domestic." 21 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,080 In private.You might say that in private. 22 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,980 Our adoption attorney told us it would be a good idea 23 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:03,240 To make a photo book to show prospective moms. 24 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:05,990 Yes, but he thought that cam's version was A little too "artsy," 25 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,870 so we've decided to take A few rugged shots at the ranch to, you know, balance it out. 26 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,430 I don't think it needs balancing out. 27 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:12,990 Really? 28 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:16,580 It's called "production value." 29 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:21,390 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com/bbs=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 30 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:26,310 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com/bbs=- - =http://ytet. org=- Sync:3p loves manny 31 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:28,580 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 01 32 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,350 Horse. 33 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:37,300 Look,jay! So beautiful! 34 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:39,080 Your ears haven't popped yet, huh? 35 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,540 I'm like the horse whisperer. 36 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,760 But something is making this one skittish. 37 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:49,000 - Look at the mountains. - They're amazing. 38 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,600 I've never been this far from home before. 39 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:53,960 Now I've never been this far. 40 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,920 Now I've never been this far. 41 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,740 Where's a cliff when you need one? 42 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:00,050 Ook, kids!A real life cowboy! 43 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:02,760 Come see. Come see. 44 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:07,850 What's he doing? 45 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:09,820 Oh, my. 46 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,830 My name is hank. 47 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:22,410 Here at the lost creek ranch, You're gonna ride, you're gonna rope, and you're gonna shoot. 48 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:27,140 You're gonna see a sky so full of stars, It'll put your city lights to shame. 49 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:32,200 And when it's all done, you might just encounter A piece of yourselves 50 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:35,440 you never knew was there. Are there any questions? 51 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:38,060 Uh, do we book spa treatments through you or... 52 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:43,690 I like you, kid.I'm gonna call you "hollywood." 53 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:48,010 - That wasn't an answer. - And who's this cactus flower? 54 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,430 - What? - That's my wife gloria. 55 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:53,470 Well, she's "cactus flower" now, old-timer. 56 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,680 These,uh, these nicknames— are they set in stone? 57 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:58,600 Okeydokey. 58 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:00,320 You ready, gunslinger? 59 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:03,030 I heard word of trouble in these parts. 60 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,170 Pull! 61 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:10,370 That oughta fix it,eh, jay? 62 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,370 You got a piece of it. 63 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:18,240 I've been practicing like crazy, All my cowboy skills— Shootin',ropin', pancake eatin'. 64 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:21,930 Why? Because sometimes I feel like jay doesn't respect me as a man. 65 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:24,350 It's just that when you say,"phil is my son-in-law," 66 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,000 It sounds like you're saying,"phyllis, my son-in-law." 67 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:29,030 - That's ridiculous.- Okay, who's your son-in-law? 68 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,780 Phyllis. 69 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:34,660 I'm not asking for a hug.I just want to get that look of newfound respect, Like... 70 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:42,280 Or... Or... Yeah. 71 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:47,540 Check it out. Two birds, one leg. Pull it! 72 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:53,890 Not bad,eh, old-timer? 73 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:58,990 Uh,see, slappy only had three fingers. 74 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:03,940 - What? - He only had three fingers. 75 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:06,050 - Who's next? - Oh,me.Me. 76 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,770 Oh, this is good. This is good. 77 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:13,930 Tres macho.No smile. Don't smile. Good. 78 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:15,160 You ready? 79 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,280 Wait.Do I say "pull"? 80 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:18,730 Sorry. Sorry. 81 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,760 Mitchell, why don't you go find manny at the spa? 82 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:25,390 Wouldn't that be more fun? 83 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,400 Yeah. 84 00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:30,710 I realized that if I was gonna raise a boy,I needed to butch up my life. 85 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:36,720 You know,I wanted to be able to teach my son All the things that my dad taught claire. 86 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:47,440 Hey, hollywood. 87 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:48,980 I don't love that. 88 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,760 Wanna see something? 89 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:53,110 Oh, my gosh.Is that a firecracker? 90 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,820 Now I just need to find the perfect thing to blow up. 91 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,220 - Is that thing even legal? - Not here. 92 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,500 It's from germany. 93 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,770 If they had this during the war, Right now we'd all be knee-deep in strudel. 94 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,820 - Watch it! - What you doing,eh? You readin'? 95 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,370 - Trying to. - I'm not so good at it either. 96 00:05:16,370 --> 00:05:18,780 - I'm not surprised. - That was a joke. 97 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,070 I'm jimmy scrivano. 98 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:25,170 You want to see me do a cannonball? 99 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:28,480 I'd rather see you get hit by one, but... 100 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,900 Good one, gorgeous. 101 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,960 Jay! Is this like the lobster? 102 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:43,040 Do I get to pick one for dinner? Because this one looks very tender. 103 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:46,270 Look alive,old-timer.One of your calves is getting away. 104 00:05:46,290 --> 00:05:48,390 Hey, something's wrong with my horse. She's veering left. 105 00:05:48,410 --> 00:05:50,140 When this happened to my uncle, it was a stroke. 106 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,920 Oh, there's nothing wrong with buttercup. 107 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,270 You just gotta let her know who's boss! 108 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:57,140 Beautiful form, cactus flower! 109 00:05:57,150 --> 00:06:00,340 Beautiful! You look like a dadgum conquistadora! 110 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,170 She's deaf, but I can hear ya. 111 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,330 Why are you riding that way? 112 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:06,030 I'm afraid that cow over there might bite me. 113 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:09,830 Oh,yes, he's gonna come up and bite you Because your leg looks so desirable with those— 114 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,390 Are those canvas? 115 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:13,880 Okay,phil, ease that one back over towards me. 116 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:15,720 - Got it. - Ease him back this way. 117 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:18,840 Piece of cake,huh, jay? 118 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:21,390 - Ease that one over to bossy. - Which one's bossy? 119 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:23,380 That's my nickname for your wife. 120 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,560 Hilarious. 121 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,430 - Go, mom! - Yeah,mom! You rock! 122 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:31,350 Oh,I wish I had a rock. 123 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:35,130 It wouldn't kill you to be nice to dylan. 124 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,800 It might. 125 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,300 But, honey,I don't know why you always stick up for him. 126 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,170 Haley can do so much better. 127 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:44,480 Because I know what it's like to fall for a girl Whose dad thinks I'm not good enough. 128 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:50,380 All right, you're right.I can make more of an effort. 129 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,470 That's the woman I love. 130 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:55,960 We taking a little break over here?Laying some pipe? 131 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,510 No. Sorry.I was just talking to bossy. 132 00:06:58,510 --> 00:06:59,810 - Phil! - I'm sorry. 133 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:04,790 Jay, look!I got this one!I got this one! 134 00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:06,290 She's veering left again. 135 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:09,630 When we get back,I'm gonna see If she can track a pencil with her eyes. 136 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:13,330 Okay, lily,I'm going to push you one more time. 137 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:16,380 Now don't kick me, okay? 138 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,210 Lily!I said don't kick me. Okay? 139 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:27,140 You know it's your own fault that's happening. 140 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:28,790 Why don't you try standing behind her? 141 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:30,760 - You are an idiot. - Oh, really? 142 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:32,360 I ain't the one getting kicked. 143 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:35,470 - Why are you following me? - Why are you fighting me here, gorgeous? 144 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:37,280 This works. 145 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:41,500 I really, really don't appreciate You calling me "gorgeous." 146 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,760 I just want to enjoy time with my family, So if you don't mind—mm! 147 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,240 Not a problem. 148 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,250 See you around, sunshine. 149 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:56,750 - You kissed a boy! - No, the boy kissed me.Okay, lily? 150 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:59,270 The boy kissed me. 151 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:09,400 - Okay.Hey, dylan. - Hey,mrs. Dunphy. 152 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:12,350 I was wondering if we could have a little chat. 153 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,910 - You want me to go home. - No, no. 154 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:17,310 It's the—the opposite of that. 155 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,560 I want you to go home? 156 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:25,240 No,I, um,I want you to know how glad I am that you're here. 157 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,190 Really? 158 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:29,620 'Cause sometimes I just get this vibe you don't like me. 159 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:35,380 Dylan, no.I'm sorry.I-I like you.I-I like you a lot. 160 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:40,050 I just... It's complicated because haley's my daughter. 161 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:46,810 You are totally a hot mom, but I can't do this. 162 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,520 Oh, my god.Okay,we—there's—no, no. 163 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:54,660 I merely meant that I'm sorry if I made you feel unwelcome. 164 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,840 - That would have been awkward. - So awkward. 165 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:01,630 - You know, but for the record,mrs. Dunphy... - Yes? 166 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,550 If haley wasn't my girlfriend... Yeah. 167 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:08,170 And mr. Dunphy was out of the picture... I would be honored to share your bed 168 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:12,410 And raise luke,alex, and haley as my own. 169 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:14,630 Okay. 170 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:16,740 Good talk. 171 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:32,140 The song ended two minutes ago. 172 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:36,000 - Well,I'll tell you what. She could play evita. - Really? 173 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,440 You notice the crickets left? 174 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:41,370 - Anyone want more water? - Oh, dad,I'll take one. 175 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:43,970 - Heads up. - Oh, my gosh. 176 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:47,430 It was—it was dark.I-I couldn't see it. Thank you. 177 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,430 So did you set off the firecracker yet? 178 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:52,130 When I do, you won't have to ask. 179 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:56,660 First, all the electronics will go out, Then comes the heat flash. 180 00:09:56,690 --> 00:09:59,790 Afterwards, the living will envy the dead. 181 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:02,800 And yet I'm the one on the no-fly list. 182 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,000 You know what? Maybe next time I'll just catch it And then hand it to you. 183 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,930 Oh,okay.Yeah, let's do that. 184 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:09,890 You—you do everything, and I'll do nothing. 185 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,710 Something on your mind? 186 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,630 This isn't the right place to talk about it. 187 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,410 Okay. 188 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:19,450 I-I'm s—I'm not sure if we should have another baby. 189 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:21,290 What? Are you serious? 190 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,880 I think that we might be rushing into this. 191 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,420 Rushing into— we've been working— 192 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:29,340 Everybody, it's me, dylan. 193 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,510 I just wanted to thank you all for bringing me on this trip 194 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:37,280 And making me feel like one of the family,Uh, especially bossy. 195 00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:44,540 So I can't think of a better time To ask something of the woman that I love. 196 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:48,030 Okay. 197 00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:51,270 No, no. 198 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:55,770 Haley gwendolyn dunphy, Will you do me the honors of being my lawfully wedded— 199 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:58,540 No,no,no,no,no.No proposals. Not now. 200 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:00,740 - Not gonna happen. She's a child, so... - Mom! 201 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,250 - You're still in high school! - I meant after she graduates. 202 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,250 Not then. Not now. Not ever. 203 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:07,020 Seriously, what are you two gonna live off of? 204 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,670 The—the—the royalties from the horsey song? 205 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:11,630 - Put it back in your pocket. - Would you stop it? 206 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,410 No,I won't.I won't. 207 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:16,540 No, it's okay.I guess I'll just turn in. 208 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:20,690 Just so you know, there's a fan in my cabin That sounds like someone crying. 209 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:25,400 - Dylan, wait!I hate you! - Oh, come on.Haley, get back here! 210 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,900 Phil, anything? 211 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,720 I think you said it all,claire.You want me to rope her? 212 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,100 I can, you know. 213 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:36,370 For what it's worth, My second wife was in high school. 214 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:45,820 - One,two, three. - One,two, three. 215 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,510 - Gone. - It's gone! 216 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:50,120 - It's over there! - It's not back there. 217 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,490 - We counted to three. - Yes. 218 00:11:52,530 --> 00:11:54,080 Where have you been? 219 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:55,700 I-I slept on the couch in the lodge. 220 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,490 I know you didn't want to have a big fight last night. 221 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,130 Well,I'm ready now. 222 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,940 Cam,I'm sorry. 223 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,010 Look, what if I can't do the father-son stuff? 224 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,960 The hunting, the—the sports, the three stooges? 225 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:08,750 You know what happens in real life When someone gets hit in the head with a ladder? 226 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,550 They go to the hospital and they get an m.r.I. Never see that scene. 227 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,500 I think you're overthinking this. 228 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,890 You know,I love sports,I love the stooges. 229 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,040 We've got this covered. 230 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:19,880 No.No, you—you got it covered, 231 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:25,290 But I'm just stuck on the sidelines, Pretending to understand the rules, and... 232 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:29,890 You know, my dad was a rough-and-tumble guy, And I just— I could never relate to him. 233 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:34,650 And I don't know.I just don't think I could handle Disappointing... Two generations. 234 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:38,820 I think you're more masculine Than you give yourself credit for. 235 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,560 Who puts a birdhouse next to a porch? 236 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,820 Claire,I know that you're worried That dylan is gonna break haley's heart, 237 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,890 But I see in his eyes that he's gonna stick with her forever. 238 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,720 No matter what, he's always going to be with her. On your deathbed— 239 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:58,200 Okay. All right.I can't take this anymore.I'm gonna go find her. 240 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:00,940 No.You push too hard, you chase her right into his arms, 241 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:03,000 You'll end up with a boob for a son-in-law. 242 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,480 - Believe me, you don't want that. - What's that supposed to mean? 243 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,670 - What? - Hey, have you guys seen dylan? 244 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,770 - No.No. Why? - I'm not talking to you. 245 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:13,050 He said he was going out for a walk Last night, and no one's seen him since. 246 00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:14,740 Sweetheart,I'm sure he's fine. Maybe after last night, he just went home. 247 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:18,510 Doubt it. He left his luggage. 248 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:22,380 We have to do something. If he doesn't eat five times a day, he gets spacey. 249 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:25,100 - What would that even look like? - We'll find him. 250 00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:27,860 Hank? We got a situation here! 251 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:30,830 What seems to be the trouble? 252 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,870 We need to talk. 253 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:38,120 - What? - You stole my first kiss. 254 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:40,790 - What are you talkin' about? - I had it all planned out. 255 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,420 It was supposed to be special, 256 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,930 Someone with a high g.p.a. and a bright future, Not a mario brother. 257 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:52,020 Fine.You know what?I don't even want your kiss.Here, you can have it back. 258 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,450 There.Now we're even. 259 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,170 Well, keep it.I don't— I don't want it anymore. 260 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,300 What am I doing? 261 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,070 Okay, people. 262 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,170 Looks like we have a walker. 263 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:09,180 Right now he is facing treacherous terrain, Sudden drops, mountain lions, 264 00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:12,090 Hungry bears,oh, and wolverines. 265 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,730 That is, if the hypothermia didn't already get him. 266 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,050 Why did we come here again? 267 00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,870 So our best bet is to split up. 268 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:21,120 You two are gonna take the north hiking trail. 269 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:23,080 - Can I go with my dad instead? - Negative. 270 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:27,310 I need buffalo phil and old-timer... To check the snake river. 271 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:30,350 Buffalo phil— Worth the wait. 272 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,600 Me and cactus flower will ride on up to destiny ridge. 273 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:36,350 - Maybe I should ride up there with her. - Negatory. 274 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:40,580 That trail is for advanced riders only. We don't need another dead body. 275 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:43,920 - "another"? - Let's go! Move 'em out. 276 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:48,570 Phil, help me saddle my horse, will ya? 277 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,130 Well, look who's suddenly needed by his father-in-law. 278 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:55,290 Phyllis. Phil... Is. 279 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,880 Hey, uncle mitch. Whatcha doing? 280 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,700 Oh,hey. Just—just thinkin'. 281 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:06,550 You know,I've been meaning to tell you, You're a super fun uncle. 282 00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:08,540 And I'm saying this as a boy. 283 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,470 Uncle cameron sent you over here, didn't he? 284 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,200 What? That's hilarious. 285 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,690 No,I love how you and me can joke like this. 286 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:17,470 Okay,luke, look,I don't know how much cam told you, 287 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,820 But I don't think this is a problem That you can help me with. 288 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,470 It's... Okay, good.I've got my own problem. 289 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,320 What? What's that? 290 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,850 Can you keep a secret? 291 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,880 I kept a pretty big one for 22 years, so.. 292 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:33,070 I've got this new firecracker, And I can't decide what to blow up. 293 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,640 Oh,luke, that's dangerous. 294 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,110 I know. That's what's fun about it. 295 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:40,500 I don't get boys. What is so great about destroying things? 296 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,970 It turns stuff into flying chunks of stuff. 297 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:47,040 Okay,no.No,g-give it to me. Come on. 298 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:51,500 Fine.I take it back.You're not that fun. 299 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:59,980 All right,hey,look,um, We'll do it together, all right? 300 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,770 You just made the best decision of your life. 301 00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:05,480 Okay. 302 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:12,490 Damn it!Buttercup! What the hell's wrong with this horse? 303 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:15,380 Jay. 304 00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,710 I want to talk to you about That son-in-law crack you made at breakfast. 305 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,730 Oh,I didn't mean anything by that. 306 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,300 I think you did. 307 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,270 I get that I wasn't your first choice to marry claire, 308 00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,210 But it's been 18 years, and there hasn't been a day 309 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,750 When I wasn't a loyal husband to your daughter And a great dad to your grandkids. 310 00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:34,200 So if we've still got a problem, now it's your problem. 311 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:43,100 Phil, wait up. 312 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:47,080 - Let me ask you something, man to man. - Okay. 313 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:51,010 You notice anything funny about the... Hank character and, uh... 314 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:53,110 Gloria?Yeah, he's hitting on her. Why? 315 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,480 I knew it. 316 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,740 - Where are you going? - Destiny ridge. 317 00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:00,070 Buttercup, ha! 318 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:02,150 Buttercup, hiya! 319 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,220 Seriously? 320 00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:08,010 Okay.Okay, it's clear. 321 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:11,250 After this, we're gonna have some angry birds. 322 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:14,760 It's gonna be "bye bye birdie." 323 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,630 It's a big musical from the '60s.No. Forget it. What you said. 324 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:21,050 Okay. 325 00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:23,680 Okay, go. 326 00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:30,110 - That's it? - I'm sorry, buddy. 327 00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:32,450 I brought that thing all the way from— 328 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:41,160 Cam,I did a boy thing!I blew up the birdhouse! 329 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,990 You should have seen it.It was so awesome. 330 00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:45,920 - That's great! - I think I can do this. 331 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,280 I mean, maybe not everything and maybe not right away, And not the three stooges... 332 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:54,190 But... I do.I want a son.I'm sorry I panicked. 333 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:55,720 Oh, that's great. 334 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,950 Now maybe we can go back to taking pictures for the book. 335 00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,840 Yes! Pictures of me blowing up stuff! 336 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:02,940 Okay,I see we've overcorrected. 337 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,740 I know you think I'm the mean mom Who wouldn't let you marry your boyfriend, 338 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,000 But someday you're gonna realize,I-I did what had to be done. 339 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,640 No, you didn't. 340 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:14,300 I was never gonna marry dylan.I told him no. 341 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,870 Oh, you did? Thank god. 342 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:18,410 But it was my proposal to turn down. 343 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,530 You know, you keep telling me to act like an adult, 344 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:23,930 But then you don't even give me a chance. 345 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,880 You sort of got me there. 346 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,000 But, sweetheart,I don't expect you to understand this. 347 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,520 I certainly didn't when I was your age. 348 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,010 I look at you as my baby, and I always will. 349 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,660 It's—it's just what moms do. 350 00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:37,830 I'm not a baby anymore! Okay? 351 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,720 And I am never gonna see dylan again! 352 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,450 Dylan! 353 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:46,530 - What? - Where are you? 354 00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:49,040 Wyoming! 355 00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:52,680 - You're okay! - I had the craziest night. 356 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:56,290 When you rejected me,I felt lost and scared. 357 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:01,030 And then I went out on a walk, And I felt a whole different kind of lost and scared. 358 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,700 And then I fell asleep in the stable. 359 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:07,610 And when I woke up,I met this woman named jake Who's strong like a man. 360 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:10,940 Then we had this long talk, and he/she hired me. 361 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,570 Uh, what—what do you mean, she hired you? 362 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:14,950 I work here now. 363 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,850 - Sso you're staying? - Yeah. 364 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:19,970 - What about us? - It could never work. 365 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,960 We're from two different worlds. 366 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:26,350 You're a high school student, And I'm a ranch hand. 367 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:29,370 I'm just—I'm so glad you're okay.I really am.I am. 368 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:32,990 Thanks. But we're not supposed to fraternize with the guests. 369 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:35,360 Right. 370 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:39,060 Dylan! 371 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,350 Dylan! 372 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:46,140 You got a voice like a meadowlark, don't ya? 373 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:49,480 Dylan! 374 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,620 Yeah,I sure am worried about that kid. 375 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:54,430 Dylan! 376 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:57,400 - He ain't down there. - Oh, come on now. 377 00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:00,850 You come up here for the cowboy experience. 378 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,040 You're looking at him. 379 00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:05,190 Do I look like the kind of woman that would cheat on her husband? 380 00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:06,660 Yes. 381 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,960 Really? 382 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,930 I think you better move away from that woman. 383 00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:14,490 Only we touch our women when they don't want us to. 384 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,270 Easy. Easy there, friend-o. 385 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,340 I wasn't hitting on this filly. 386 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,680 This is all part of the package. 387 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:24,900 If I didn't play the bad guy, He wouldn't get to ride up and be the big hero. 388 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,740 He doesn't need you to make him a hero. 389 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,220 He's a hero every day. 390 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:29,410 Why don't you do us all a favor? 391 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,290 Get back on your horse, Ride down to the lodge and tell 'em— Can you keep him still? 392 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:34,820 I'm trying to make a point. 393 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,890 Okay. Okay,I'm gone.Ma'am. 394 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:40,800 Wait. 395 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,730 Wait. There's something I wanna say to you. 396 00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:46,550 I will only be checking "somewhat satisfied" On our comment card. 397 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,410 Jeez. 398 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,160 I mean, he was great with the kids. 399 00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,800 I looked it up. 400 00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:59,520 The distance between our houses is 2,443 miles. 401 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,840 Yeah,but, you know, on some maps, It's like—pfft! This big. 402 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,190 God, you're stupid. 403 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,000 All in all, it was a great vacation. 404 00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:13,000 We may have lost a man... 405 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:18,770 But out there on the range, under that great big sky, 406 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:25,180 We found a part of ourselves we never knew was there, Just like the horny cowboy said we would. 407 00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:28,620 - No. - Fine. 408 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,160 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com/bbs=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents