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Okay, let's see... Oh,could, you
grab me an extra virgin...

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I think one's enough for the sacrifice.

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- Olive oil, phil.
- Come on. That's funny.

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Oh, it's funnier than your
freestyle "sandwich rap."

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girl, you crazy.I'm mad fun to shop with.

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a

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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- Oh, roadblock.
- Beep beep!

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Pardon me.

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- Are you okay?
- Actually, not okay. Not okay.

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Honey, did you pull
from the bottom again?

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So after hors d'oeuvres, we'll bring
everyone in here to share the news.

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We're having the family over tomorrow night to
tell them we're planning on adopting a new baby.

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Yes, and we both agreed to—to go a little
more low-key with the announcement this time.

15
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Okay, just to be clear, this is low-key?

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It's a banner and just some light
musical accompaniment, mitchell.

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I don't have a lower key.

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Besides, this is a happy
occasion.Am I right, lily?

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Aren't you excited to
get a new baby brother?

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No!I hate the baby!

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We are having a slight issue getting
lily on board with the adoption.

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- "I hate the baby."
- "no new baby."

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"I wanna make the baby dead."

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I thought we weren't
gonna share that one.

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I-I-I just hope that the problem is she
hasn't spent much time with any babies.

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So we thought it would be a great idea to show
her how much fun it'll be to have one around.

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Oh, he is so cute!

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Yeah, and he never cries. Literally
never.It's actually a little weird.

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Oh,no, that's not weird.My sister
was born with a full set of teeth.

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- Yeah, that never happened.
- No?Really?You should've seen her crib.

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It looked like beavers lived there.

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- Oh, is this lily?
- Oh,yes, it is.

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Hey,honey. Say hi to the baby.

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My daddy!

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Okay, so that's one problem solved.

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Proudly Presents

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Modern Family
Season 3 Episode 02

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Bye! See you soon!

40
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Or never.

41
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Cam,I'm a little freaked
out about what lily did.

42
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Oh,please. She barely touched him, And
he went from zero to big crybaby.

43
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We're talking about bringing
another child into this house.

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How's that gonna work with
lily being so possessive of you?

45
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Why am I hearing an accusatory tone?

46
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Oh, come on.You have to
admit that you do coddle her.

47
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I will not apologize
for loving our daughter.

48
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I'm not criticizing.

49
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I'm not only criticizing, But we did talk
about giving lily a little more independence.

50
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Yeah, which is why we
put her in preschool.

51
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Yes, but you can't bear to leave her
there.You always pick her up early.

52
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That is ridiculous.

53
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Okay.Okay.Lily,honey, Did daddy pick
you up early from preschool today?

54
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- No.
- Case closed.

55
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- We didn't go.
- Case opened.

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- We went shopping.
- That's enough.

57
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We bought matchy hats.

58
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You are going to your room.

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You're both going to her room.

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Do we spend a lot of time together? Yes.

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Do we have a special bond?Absolutely.

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But do I coddle her more
than any other loving parent?

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It's possible.

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And for lily's sake,I
should probably work on that.

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No, you calm down! This is how I talk when
somebody accuses my manny of stealing.

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- Who is that?
- It's the principal.

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He's saying that manny
stole some girl's locket.

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What, do you think that all
colombians are criminals

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Because a colombian necktie Is a
symbol of violence all over the world?

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No, no,I'm not threatening you.

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Okay. Apology accepted.

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No,I didn't mean anything
about the necktie.

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I just—I was trying
to make a point.

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Could you "l." a little less "o.l."

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Don't you see what
I'm trying to do here?

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- Die alone?
- Girls, dinner!

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You know, why does luke get his own
room, And I still have to share with you?

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I can't take it anymore.

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Me either, even if it is just for one
more year... When I leave for college.

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It is one more year or
when you leave for college?

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Because those happen to
be two different things.

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So I hear this little voice coming
from the cans And it's like...

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"help!I fell in the peaches!"

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- That's mom! Hilarious!
- So hilarious.

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I'm like,"claire?"

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You might wanna tell them that it was you Who
pushed me into the peaches in the first place.

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This again?I wasn't even near you.

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Yes, you were! You knocked me with the
cart.It was completely your fault.

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Well, let's just agree to disagree.

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No.I-I disagree to disagree.

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Then you agree.

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No.No,I don't, because I'm right.

93
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- Okay,claire.You're right.
- As usual.

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- No,I am right.
- Like always.

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- Stop it. When I am wrong,I admit it.
- Which is never.

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Fine.

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You're a little jumpy
tonight,manny. Anything wrong?

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No. Well,I'm
just gonna—

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Have a seat, kid.

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You know, maybe it's me, But I thought you
were kinda squirrelly tonight, you know,

101
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Before when your mom was on
the phone with the principal.

102
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Almost like you wanted to say
something... But you just couldn't.

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Anything you wanna say now, manny?

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No.I have nothing to say.

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You sure about that? Think real hard.

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Could I get a glass of water?

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That girl's locket—
you took it, didn't you?

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- Didn't you?
- Yes. Yes,I took it.

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- I didn't mean to.
- I don't wanna hear any excuses.

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You're gonna tell your mom, and you're
gonna set this right.Do you understand?

111
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All right, get out of here.

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Just one more thing.

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You're not, um... You're not
wearing that locket, are you?

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No. Of course not.It's a
girl's. Why would I want to wear it?

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It's no reason.

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Mom, hurry up.I don't want
to be late for school!

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You didn't tell her, did you?

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What's the hurry this morning?

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Okay, what's with the looks? It's
like a silent movie in here.

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Okay.I was walking behind this
girl alicia, who's moving away,

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And I was working up the courage to
get her new address So I can write her.

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I express myself a lot
better on paper than—

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Ticktock, kid.

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Well, she dropped her
locket, and I picked it up,

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But she kept walking, and I...

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You stole the locket.

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After I told the principal That you
could have never done something like that,

128
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And I threaten him with the
colombian necktie!Manny, why?

129
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Don't worry.It wasn't
'cause he wanted to wear it.

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I thought I could keep it as
something to remember her by.

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But then you were yelling at mr.Vickers, And
I-I was just too scared to tell you.

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- Go to the car.
- I'm really sorry.

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Go.

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Why would he do something like that?

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It's bad enough that he's
the boy with the pan flute

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And the puffy shirts
and—and the poems.

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Now he's the jewelry thief.

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- Might be an upgrade.
- Ay,jay, this is not funny.

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Those things stick to you.

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My cousin rosa marina— When she was
14, she stole something, and after that,

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Everybody thinks of her as
the girl who steals cars.

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- She stole a car?
- Cars.

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But after she got that
label, what else could she do?

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Listen, you can't control what kids think, But
you can make sure he learns from this.

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You take him to the principal's office, He
owns up to it, he never does it again.

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Okay.

147
00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,710
But what was he thinking?

148
00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,870
This is not even real gold.

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00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:08,900
No way,haley! It was my
idea!I'm taking this room!

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00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,090
Over my dead body!

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00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:17,200
This is going to be my room, And
there's nothing you can do about it!

152
00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:20,460
Seriously?

153
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What are you guys fighting about?

154
00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,650
Okay, so we both think That this
would make a totally awesome bedroom.

155
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But only one of us can have
it. Don't you think it should be me?

156
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Oh, so not.It should be me.Right, luke?

157
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Why do you guys wanna
move into the attic?

158
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,920
Oh, you mean "the penthouse"?

159
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With all the privacy of
being on its very own floor?

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It is kinda cool.

161
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I'm not an idiot.

162
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I knew what they were up to, But I've
been wanting to move for a while.

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There's a line of ants Going to
a trick-or-treat bag in my closet,

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And I don't want to still be
there When they get tired of candy.

165
00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,650
Good morning,princess. Good morning, lily.

166
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Very adorable,mitchell, But I'm
having kind of a rough morning.

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00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:07,330
- Daddy, up.
- I'm sorry,lily, those are over.

168
00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:12,020
Now here's your lunch. Go get your
bag. We will be leaving shortly.

169
00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:14,890
Cam, you don't have to
ice her out completely.

170
00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,560
Do you think I'm enjoying this?

171
00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:21,420
But I need her to detach from me before the new
thing comes Or who knows what she'll do to it.

172
00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,550
Why are you saying
"thing" instead of "baby"?

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Kill the new baby.

174
00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:30,600
Um, look,I-I-I know this is hard, But
I really appreciate what you're doing.

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00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:34,340
And believe me,I take no pleasure
in seeing you suffer like this.

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I take a little pleasure.

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No, but there—there are very few
parenting issues Where I come out on top.

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00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:45,270
You know,I'm distant.I work too
much.My french braiding is "sloppy."

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Finally, you know, something
that isn't my fault.

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Ready.

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00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:54,540
Okay. Could you please just go put her
in her car seat While I compose myself?

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All right, you know what,cam? Why don't I just
take lily to preschool on my way to work?

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I think that would be best. Let me just
whip up a smoothie for you before you go.

184
00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:05,240
I push the buttons, daddy.

185
00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:07,910
You certainly do.

186
00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,530
What do you think The
principal's going to do to me?

187
00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:13,830
I am a first-time offender.

188
00:10:13,850 --> 00:10:16,000
Oh,great.Now I'm tardy. Strike two.

189
00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:19,720
Manny, think of this in a positive
way, Like it is your "ha ha" moment.

190
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,710
- What does that mean?
- That means that one day, you're gonna laugh about it.

191
00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:24,790
Ah,I should've just given that
stupid necklace Back to alicia

192
00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:27,120
When she was standing
right next to her locker.

193
00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:30,120
This is the worst day of
my life, Till tomorrow...

194
00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:33,370
And every day after that.

195
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,110
Come on,mom. Let's get this over with.

196
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,880
- Wait.
- What?

197
00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:41,980
Which one did you say that
it was her locker?This one?

198
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,950
The one that smells like rose oil.

199
00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:47,790
Mom?

200
00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:50,400
Keep the lookout.

201
00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:55,370
Now promise me that You will
never, ever do anything dishonest again.

202
00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:56,090
I promise.

203
00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:58,780
Okay, because that's not
the way I raised you.

204
00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,300
Don't tell jay anything, okay?

205
00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,150
- Hi.
- Hi, lily.

206
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,990
Have fun,sweetheart. Bye.

207
00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:08,080
- She is so sweet.
- Oh, thanks.

208
00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:10,120
Well, you should've seen her yesterday.

209
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,660
Yeah, she pushed a baby off of cam's lap.

210
00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:14,020
I know.

211
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,940
She is so possessive
of him,but, you know,

212
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:19,890
Cam's really working on trying not
to coddle her so much, So... Yeah.

213
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:22,030
I'm not really sure it's about coddling.

214
00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:24,080
Sounds more like a sharing issue.

215
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:26,990
You know, we've noticed lily
has a hard time with that.

216
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,870
- Really?
- I wouldn't worry.

217
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,250
Kids usually pick that
habit up from other kids,

218
00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:34,110
Except the ones that pick
it up from their parents.

219
00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:36,400
We have a few of those in here.

220
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,330
Of course,I can't share
those names with you...

221
00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:41,480
Until I get a glass of wine in my hand.

222
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,930
Oh, miss elaine.

223
00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:47,620
I have been told that I might have
The teensiest issue with sharing.

224
00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:52,830
But is that something
lily would even pick up on?

225
00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:54,710
My chicken.

226
00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,650
My pillow.

227
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:02,310
Daddy's pen.

228
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,730
Okay, it's possible.

229
00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:08,460
And I suppose for lily's
sake,I-I should work on that...

230
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:14,830
Privately, because right now We really need
to get cam's coddling problem under control.

231
00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:18,160
What's going on?

232
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,620
Moving into the attic.

233
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,010
Give me a day or two to get
settled, then I'll have you up.

234
00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:23,580
When did all this happen?

235
00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:25,010
Depends on who you ask.

236
00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,530
My plan's been in
motion for three weeks.

237
00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:30,510
Honey, this is a terrible
idea.You're gonna hate it up there.

238
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,390
Mom, stay out of this.

239
00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:34,900
We all have our own
rooms now. Everybody wins.

240
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:37,030
Well, don't get too
comfortable in there, girls.

241
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:39,830
Luke, it's cold, and it's scary up there.

242
00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:41,930
You're gonna be back in your
own room by tomorrow night.

243
00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:43,940
I don't know,claire.It's
got a lot of potential.

244
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:47,370
This is a lot nicer Than the
attic I lived in when we met.

245
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:49,800
One night, if that.Trust me on this.

246
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,520
Oh,yes, because you're always right.

247
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,490
Sweetheart,I would love to be wrong.

248
00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:56,950
I just don't live with
the right people for that.

249
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,720
Let it go,kids. She's not gonna budge.

250
00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:02,870
- Kept me up all night with the...
- phil, you did push me!

251
00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,410
Your word against mine.

252
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,200
Guess it's one of those
things we'll just never know,

253
00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:08,310
Like what really
happened to the "titanic."

254
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,340
- It hit an iceberg.
- Maybe.

255
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,610
- Mm, there's no maybe.
- Oh, you're right, claire.

256
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,570
- Again.
- Surprise, surprise.

257
00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:20,570
Okay,I-I will see you
over at uncle mitchell's.

258
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:24,230
I'm gonna skip this meeting
of the pile-on claire club.

259
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:27,420
Guess I pushed her into that pile, too.

260
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,630
I spend half my life waiting on you.

261
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,720
How many times do you
have to change your outfit?

262
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,110
Sorry,jay. Too many choices is a prison.

263
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,510
Just drive before he rethinks the pants.

264
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,250
- What's wrong with my pants?
- Go.Go. Go.

265
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:50,850
So,manny, how'd it go
with the principal today?

266
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,400
It was terrible, but he was
brave, and now it's over.

267
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,380
Right,manny? So
d—

268
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,690
what'd they give
you?Detention?Suspension?

269
00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:01,150
No, just a warning because
it was first offense.

270
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,970
- So how was work?
- Great.

271
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:05,710
- Just a warning, huh?
- Like she said.

272
00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:09,260
So I ask about work, and
you change the subject.

273
00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:10,520
Are you trying to hide something?

274
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,440
No,I just wanna make
sure he's okay.You okay?

275
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,790
'Cause,I mean, it looks like You're
sweatin' bullets back there, kid.

276
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,670
Stop grilling him. First
the principal, now you.

277
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,790
This poor boy has been
screamed at all day.

278
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,960
- Well, not to mention...
- quiet!I've got this.

279
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:32,540
- Where is lily?
- Um, she's getting dressed.

280
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,710
All by herself?

281
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:36,680
Cam is encouraging her
to be more independent.

282
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:39,390
And there she is!

283
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:42,410
Doesn't she look beautiful?

284
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,940
She looks like she was dipped in glue
And dragged through a flea market.

285
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,970
Hey there!

286
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,390
How's it going?

287
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:54,710
Hey, do you guys have any old
furniture?I'm moving into the attic.

288
00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:55,920
The attic?

289
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,510
Hey, at least it's big.

290
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,990
Grandpa said you used
to live in the closet.

291
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:03,470
Okay.Well, you know what?Yeah, we'll
absolutely find you something for sure. Okay?

292
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,490
- My daddy!
- Lily, no!

293
00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:07,990
I-I'm sorry, luke.

294
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,680
This isn't over.

295
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,440
Oh, my god.Mitchell, she's getting worse.

296
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:14,800
I have turned her into a
pushy,little, entitled monster

297
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,150
On her way to a rap sheet
and a bracelet on her ankle.

298
00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:19,710
Oh, she has a bracelet on her ankle.

299
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,720
Cam.

300
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:25,070
Cam,cam, This—this might
not be entirely your fault.

301
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,010
No, it is.

302
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:29,740
I spoke with lily's teacher, And she thinks
that—that she may have a problem with sharing,

303
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,860
Which she might
have gotten from—

304
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,770
You.You don't like to share.

305
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,670
No,I do it to make a point sometimes.

306
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:37,550
Like, if you want the
chicken, then order the chicken.

307
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,080
Wait, when did you
talk to lily's teacher?

308
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,000
Uh,today, when I—when I
dropped her off at school.

309
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,710
And you let me suffer all day?

310
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:45,170
All right,look, we—we can't
do this with everybody here.

311
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:47,290
Can we please just get
through the evening?

312
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,090
Yes, but we are not making the announcement
tonight Because that is a joyful thing,

313
00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:52,570
And I am not feeling
very joyful right now.

314
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,730
Well,I share your feeling.

315
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,150
Just so you know,I'm on to you.

316
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,300
You never took manny to the principal.

317
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:10,150
Okay, play it like that, but I know manny.

318
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,480
He has more of a
conscience than you have.

319
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:16,550
He's not gonna be
able to live with this.

320
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:20,870
You'd be surprised what
people can live with, jay.

321
00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:27,820
- Hi, miss lily.How's my big girl doing?
- Good.

322
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,350
Can you tell me how old you are now?

323
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:34,130
- 3.
- that's 4. this is 3.

324
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,010
Okay, show me again.How old are you?

325
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:40,930
- 3.
- no! That many is 4. This many is 3.

326
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:44,960
- Don't argue, lily.- You'll
never win.- Really, phil?

327
00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:48,280
Okay,I-I was gonna wait
until we got home for this,

328
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,800
But now I think it's something
everyone's gonna enjoy.

329
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,000
Guys,everybody, come
on down to the tv room.

330
00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:55,550
I've got something
really special to share.

331
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,260
Okay, how's everybody on drinks?

332
00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,320
If this is alex's graduation
again, just leave me the bottle.

333
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,610
I'm good, cam.

334
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,420
Okay, everybody.

335
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,880
Showtime.

336
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,150
Oh, my gosh.It's us at
the market.How did you—

337
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,770
yeah, it's security camera footage.

338
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,230
I don't understand. What are we watching?

339
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,960
It ain't "the godfather,"
I can tell you that much.

340
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,560
Okay, look,I fell
yesterday at the market,

341
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,630
And phil and I have been having a
little disagreement As to what happened.

342
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:18,790
Just watch.Okay, right here.

343
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,070
I stop to fix my shoe, and
then phil— Right there.

344
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:25,120
Okay. He makes way for
this very attractive woman,

345
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,940
Whom he conveniently leaves out
of his retelling of the story.

346
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:33,480
Now right here, phil backs up, pushes his
butt into the cart, Pushes me into the cans!

347
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:37,210
Do you see that? It's all
his fault, just like I said!

348
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:40,790
I was right! Suck it!

349
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:43,140
- When did you get this?
- Oh, my god.

350
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,880
That's why you wanted
to come separately.

351
00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:48,000
You went to all that trouble
just to prove you were right?

352
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,490
It really wasn't that much trouble.

353
00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:53,280
I just went to the store, found your friend
jordan the bag boy, Who got me the manager.

354
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,890
He gave me the address of
the off-site security office.

355
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:58,110
I filled out some paperwork. Sally
faxed it to corporate.

356
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,390
Three minutes later,I'm buying
pack of dvds and burning a copy.

357
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,040
Cake.

358
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,110
It's like a sickness.

359
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,950
What? None of you believed
me, so I got proof.

360
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,640
You should all be sucking it right now.

361
00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:12,880
Hey, please stop with the
"sucking it," claire. The children!

362
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,620
Yes, children are very impressionable.

363
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:15,940
You'll never know what they'll pick up.

364
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:18,500
Okay, cam,I'm sorry that
I blamed it on you, okay?

365
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,210
But we both need to look at our actions.

366
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,870
I mean, if we're thinking about
adopting another baby, Then we need to—

367
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,690
You guys... You're adopting another kid?

368
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,490
What the hell's happening here?

369
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,450
Is that from "footloose"?

370
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:42,260
Really,mitchell? You couldn't even
share telling your family! Fine.

371
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,440
But why are you upset? This
is such good news.

372
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:49,760
No, we're a little on edge because lily has been
acting out Like she doesn't want a sibling, and

373
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,880
Yeah, because mitchell
taught her to hate sharing.

374
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:55,570
And/or because cam wears
her like a fanny pack.

375
00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:58,160
Oh, stop blaming each
other.No kid wants a sibling.

376
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,620
I mean, claire hated you so much She
stuck you in a dryer when you were 2.

377
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,230
You put me in the dryer?

378
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,390
I did, but it wasn't 'cause I hated you.

379
00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:09,240
My friend marci said That it wouldn't run
with a kid inside it, and I knew it would.

380
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,410
I was right.

381
00:19:10,430 --> 00:19:12,200
Good governor.

382
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:15,150
It's been going on since you were 5?

383
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,970
- Oh, my god.It is a sickness.
- Yeah.

384
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,370
What would make me have that
need at such a young age?

385
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,090
How long was I in that dryer?

386
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,330
Because I— Is this why
I'm afraid of tumbling?

387
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,720
I had to quit gymnastics, claire!

388
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,910
A childhood without tumbling?

389
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:33,000
You knew this and just
stood by and did nothing?

390
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,650
Okay,okay. What's done is done!

391
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,470
All you can do is learn
from your mistakes.

392
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:42,690
And in that spirit,I would like
to propose a toast... To manny.

393
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,690
This week, he did something he wasn't
supposed to do, Like we all do—

394
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:48,420
like we all do! Salud to manny!

395
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,920
Uh, not yet.

396
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,610
But manny stood up like a man.

397
00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:55,560
He admitted he was wrong and he took
his licks, And I'm damn proud of him.

398
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,830
Ah, now we clink!

399
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,150
No, we clink when I say we clink.

400
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,530
So manny made a mistake, but he
didn't take the easy way out.

401
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,530
He's got guts, he's got integrity.

402
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,540
As far as I'm concerned, he's
the best little b—

403
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,000
Okay,stop! Stop!I didn't do any of that.

404
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:13,680
Mom broke into the locker and threw the necklace
inside, And then we ran away like cowards.

405
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,100
I'm sorry, jay!I'm sorry!

406
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,500
I knew it!I was right!I was right!

407
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,160
- Who is it?
- Hi,honey.It's just me.

408
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,620
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.I'm great.

409
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,680
So, how you liking your new digs?

410
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:39,250
I know you told me that I'd be
cold... And scared... But I'm not.

411
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,580
No,I can see that.

412
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:42,330
I was—I
was wrong.

413
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:43,590
You were.

414
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,260
Well, you're gonna hate this then, honey,

415
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,230
But I'm gonna need you To go back
down and sleep in your old room.

416
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,950
I just—I'm worried if you get something
so cool This early in your life,

417
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:55,030
You're not gonna have anything
to look forward to later.

418
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,610
I-I have to go now?

419
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,530
You can spend the night
tonight here if you want.

420
00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:04,000
No, if it's so important
to you,I'll go now.

421
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,680
You should come, too.

422
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,730
Something sleeps over there.

423
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,180
Wait for me.Wait. Wait
for me! Wait for me.

424
00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:15,580
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