1 00:00:02,910 --> 00:00:06,480 Jay. Jay? 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,060 What? What's wrong? 3 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:09,510 You're snoring. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,970 Me?Oh,I'm sorry.I... 5 00:00:14,910 --> 00:00:17,340 Look at her! 6 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,050 Come on. We said no stella in the bed. 7 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:23,970 Oh, but she's just a little puppy. She probably got scared and snuck in. 8 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:27,380 Oh,really? How come when manny has nightmares You don't let him snuck in the bed? 9 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:31,130 Gloria, it's 6:00 in the morning. Can we talk about this later? 10 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:33,670 Answer the question, jay. 11 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,500 You know,I'm gonna check the lease, 12 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,460 But I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have a meth lab. 13 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:41,340 You are a delight. 14 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,770 So what are you doing? 15 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:46,530 I think you're gonna like this.I'm going on a juice fast. 16 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,450 Love it. 17 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:48,740 Hate it. 18 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:53,370 Let's face it,A well-fed cam is hardly a model of emotional stability. 19 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:58,490 Now deprive him of food, and stage by stage, It's a slow descent into madness. 20 00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:01,350 Stage one—the clean sweep. 21 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:05,430 Poison.Poison. Poison. 22 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,740 Do you think that this is the best week to be doing this? 23 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:08,810 Why not? 24 00:01:08,830 --> 00:01:10,290 Well, we have that charity thing at my boss' house. 25 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,470 Oh, so what,I'm supposed to put off my quest for wellness 26 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,310 Until we're no longer socially in demand? 27 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:16,870 That will never happen.I'm too charismatic. 28 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:18,360 No.No. Not the cookies. 29 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,120 Of course the cookies. 30 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:22,750 Why do you always want me to fail? 31 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:24,860 Stage two—attack mitchell. 32 00:01:24,860 --> 00:01:30,120 Because when his diet crashes and burns Into a giant pile of nutella, 33 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:31,480 I'm the one he's gonna blame. 34 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,530 Well,no, not this time. 35 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:35,690 You know what?I'm gonna do the fast with you. 36 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:37,920 I think it's a great idea, and we should do it together 37 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,060 So we're on the same team, you know, us versus food. 38 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,380 I know what you're doing... And I really appreciate it. 39 00:01:45,850 --> 00:01:48,750 No, it'll— it'll be good for me.I've actually put on a few pounds. 40 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:51,660 Yeah,well, you know,I didn't want to say anything. 41 00:01:56,220 --> 00:02:01,420 As the stock market plummeted, Brave young men took to the skies, 42 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,740 Ushering in the golden age of the daredevil. 43 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:07,560 How awesome are people? 44 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,020 So awesome. 45 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,530 You wanna get that, buddy?I'll pause it. 46 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:15,610 Hey,luke.How's it going? 47 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:17,310 I— hey, uncle mitchell.I really can't talk. 48 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:18,840 I'm trying to watch a movie. 49 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:22,200 Oh,okay, well,I just wanted to drop off this bag of junk food. 50 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,390 Go on. 51 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:27,500 Uh, cam and I are on a juice fast, So having this stuff in the house— 52 00:02:27,510 --> 00:02:30,890 I connected the dots. See ya. 53 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,940 Seeing that weird, wonderful little man Pursuing his dream of walking on a tightrope 54 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:44,570 made me think... Maybe I could pursue my dream... 55 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:46,780 Here you go, buddy. 56 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,470 Of walking on a tightrope. 57 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:57,120 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 58 00:02:57,150 --> 00:03:01,200 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Sync:3p loves manny 59 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:04,050 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 03 60 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:08,990 Come on,dad! You got this! You can do this! Stay focused! Stay hungry! 61 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,120 - You okay, buddy? - What?Yeah,hell,yeah, no. 62 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:13,000 Just proud of my dad! 63 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:16,080 There was a lot of chocolate in that bag. 64 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:19,390 Phil,honey, you gotta take luke to school. 65 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,700 Got it. 66 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:23,680 Okay,I haven't fallen three out of the last four times. 67 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:26,150 This afternoon, we go airborne. 68 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:39,020 Sitting all by yourself at the table.Now where have I seen that again? 69 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:42,060 Oh,right. Every day in the school cafeteria. 70 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:44,120 - I do that by choice. - The school's choice. 71 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,920 - Isn't that your nickname? - Haley, be nice to your sister. 72 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:49,490 Alex, good save. 73 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:51,480 - Mom, sign this. - What is it? 74 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,760 They finally bumped me up to the harder math class. Third period,mr. Waters. 75 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,700 What?No,mom, you cannot sign this. This is my class. 76 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:00,000 You're a freshman. What are you doing in second-year math? 77 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:02,720 You're a senior. What are you still doing In second year math? 78 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,120 - Not "still."again." - Alex, be nice to your sister. 79 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:08,430 Haley, not a good save. 80 00:04:08,450 --> 00:04:10,380 I knew it would suck having you at my school. 81 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,890 Well, hang in there.A couple more years, You'll have it all to yourself again. 82 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:15,030 Come on, girls. 83 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:18,600 Jay, look at this. 84 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,830 It's ruined. Stella did this. She chew on my shoe! 85 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,890 - You have to discipline that stupid dog. - I discipline her all the time. 86 00:04:25,910 --> 00:04:28,370 Oh,really?How? By buying her little cupcakes? 87 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:31,780 They're not real cupcakes. They're doggy treats in the form of cupcakes. 88 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:34,290 Yeah, you should have told that to manny before he ate one. 89 00:04:34,290 --> 00:04:36,840 Oh, come on. His coat never looked better. 90 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:40,180 You wouldn't find it so funny If she was destroying your shoes. 91 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:42,840 Well,I don't leave my shoes laying around, so... 92 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,890 So it's my fault that she chooses to chew my shoe? 93 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,470 I didn't say that.You barely said it. 94 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,410 - You have to stop coddling her. - I don't coddle her. 95 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,790 What? 96 00:04:56,820 --> 00:05:00,870 She tries to drink the water.It's funny. 97 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:04,510 You don't look at me in class.You don't text me. 98 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:07,420 Who would text during a class? 99 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:08,890 What are you? 100 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:12,630 Hon,I realize that this situation is not ideal For either one of you, 101 00:05:12,650 --> 00:05:16,580 But sometimes we just rise above things. Yes? 102 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,050 Excuse me. Did you notice the curb here is painted yellow? 103 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,280 Uh, no,I did not. 104 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,260 It means loading and unloading. 105 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:26,490 Okay, well,I was just dropping off my kids. 106 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:28,590 And yet I see no kids emerging from the vehicle. 107 00:05:28,610 --> 00:05:30,550 Well, we were chatting. 108 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,590 At the risk of surprising you a third time, officer, 109 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:36,070 I've been dropping off here for years, and I— 110 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:37,920 - Move it. - Okay.You betcha. 111 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:41,040 What was her problem?Oh, you know what you should have said to her— 112 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,420 Nothing.I should have said nothing would be the point. 113 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,880 I have to see her every day.I mean, why make it worse? 114 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,570 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 115 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:51,610 Awkward, unpleasant situation— Rise above. 116 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,300 Have a nice day. 117 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:55,720 Love you! 118 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:58,030 Bye-bye! 119 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:04,300 "and yet I see no children emerging from the vehicle." 120 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:07,790 How'd you like to see my fist emerging into your face? 121 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:09,480 Now I think of it! 122 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:17,040 Day four of the juice fast, And I'm hungry, but I'm— I'm feeling pretty good. 123 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:21,520 Cam, on the other hand, has gone all... "girl, interrupted." 124 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:25,300 After one, throwing out all of our food, And two, blaming me, 125 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,790 He entered stage three— soap actress. 126 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,620 I just wish my sister Would put herself out there more. 127 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:34,470 She has so much to offer. 128 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:37,400 Why are men so superficial? 129 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,570 That was followed by stage four— A rush of epiphanies... 130 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:45,220 I... Don't... Need... Food. 131 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:48,140 Look at this. Architecture is everywhere. 132 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,530 Spaniards make amazing athletes. 133 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,870 Into stage five—despair... 134 00:06:54,740 --> 00:07:00,030 Daddy, we hided, but you didn't seek. 135 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,160 Cam? 136 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,020 Then came rage. 137 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,260 Whatcha got there? 138 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:14,720 The good news is, Cam's never made it this far into a diet before, 139 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:19,810 so... Downside—I have no idea what the next stage is gonna be. 140 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:22,930 But I'm pretty sure it's not charming party guest. 141 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:26,580 Cam,I-I was thinking,I'll take the bullet tomorrow night at my boss' house. 142 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,340 You don't have to go to the party. 143 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,990 They're—they're boring. 144 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,710 Silly cause, you know, lots of people. 145 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:39,590 Parking... Cam, say something. 146 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,490 - Why do you hate me? - I don't hate you. 147 00:07:41,510 --> 00:07:43,570 Then why are you trying to push me out of your life? 148 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:48,690 Because you—you seem a little... Unhinged. 149 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,000 Okay,well, you know what I think? 150 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:52,830 You should worry a little bit less about me And a little bit more about yourself 151 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:55,670 And what you're gonna wear tomorrow night, Because I saw what you have laid out, 152 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:59,350 And I don't think you're gonna like the way you look in photos. 153 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,870 Well,I hadn't landed on that. 154 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,780 Her hand's in the air,like, every five seconds, 155 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:08,820 And she actually reminded mr. Waters to assign homework. 156 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:11,360 The class loved that.Do you know how embarrassed I was? 157 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:14,600 Not as embarrassed as I was When she said 8 was a prime number. 158 00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:17,110 - 8, mom. - Okay,fine.You know what? 159 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:20,060 I'm gonna call the school today and have your schedules changed, 160 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:23,510 But I want you to know a little part of me died today, okay? 161 00:08:23,530 --> 00:08:28,030 I thought the two of you could understand How being in the same class would benefit you both. 162 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:30,010 Alex, you—you could've tutored haley. 163 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:33,050 Haley, you could've helped alex with her social skills. 164 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:36,760 Come on. The two of you could've been two super dunphys. 165 00:08:36,790 --> 00:08:37,990 And instead, what are you? 166 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:41,940 Two bickering half-dunphys, And I'm the fool that expected more. 167 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:47,290 No,I don't even want to hear it. Just go upstairs. Go. 168 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,280 What was that? 169 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,740 That was a master class in parenting. 170 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:59,040 Right now our daughters are upstairs Making a decision they think is their own, 171 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,890 But really, it was an idea that was skillfully implanted by me. 172 00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:04,070 Inception, claire. 173 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,780 Dangerous game, but I like it. 174 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,210 - What are those? - Wire walkers. 175 00:09:13,570 --> 00:09:16,710 You want to go to the dance, you gotta wear the shoes. 176 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:19,060 Luke, grab your camera. 177 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,810 Luke. 178 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:24,270 I wasn't sleeping. 179 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:28,630 Honey,I-I think those are... Jazz shoes. 180 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:32,890 No. Tightrope shoes.Got 'em at an estate sale. Only worn once. 181 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:35,360 That—that is not a ringing endorsement for... 182 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:37,820 Phil, honey. 183 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:40,620 Please be ca—careful. Right. 184 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,420 Watch the door. 185 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,720 Hey, what'd you get for number 3? 186 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:49,250 You're not going to learn if I just give you answers. 187 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:52,180 Well, what if I gave you something in return? 188 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:53,670 Like what? 189 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:56,460 You can talk to me in class. 190 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,560 - I want lunch at the cool table. - Then I want all the answers. 191 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,210 - Then I want a week at the table. - That'll cost you two pop quizzes. 192 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:06,360 - A month. - The midterm. 193 00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:08,110 Deal. 194 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,070 Looking great, dad. 195 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:16,450 With these steps,I break the surly bonds... Chicken in a basket! 196 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:21,320 Don't look at me. 197 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:24,030 - Mom.Mom.Mom. - What?What? What? 198 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,480 Did you call the school yet? 199 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:27,390 Uh, not yet, but I was just about to. 200 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,110 Uh, bartles & jaymes! 201 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,780 Good. Because we are thinking We might want to stay in that class. 202 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:34,010 Really?Oh, girls,I don't know about that. 203 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,110 - Oh, please let us try it. - Super dunphy? 204 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:40,380 I can't hold her! 205 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:43,180 Well, maybe one more week. 206 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:45,970 Thanks, mom. 207 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:51,670 I don't know. Uh,a cup of soup,a cobb salad. 208 00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:53,640 Yeah, it had bacon. 209 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:57,470 Cam,I don't have all day to describe all my meals to you. 210 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:01,260 Stop eating all my things, you stupid animal. 211 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,910 No,cam, not you.I'll call you back. 212 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:05,340 Bad doggy! 213 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,030 You want to chew on something? 214 00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:09,170 Okay. 215 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:13,130 Look at this. Look at this delicious man shoe. 216 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,870 Eat it. Come on.Eat it.Eat it. 217 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:23,990 Yummy.Eat the shoe.Eat his shoe. Come on.Eat his shoe. 218 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:31,040 Yeah, like this.Look. Delicious. 219 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:35,780 - Mom? - Drop it. 220 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:42,610 Please.I'm sorry you had to see this. 221 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:51,100 - Hello? - Hi,mrs. Dunphy. 222 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,440 This is rose in the principal's office. Can you hold for principal weller? 223 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,540 Yes. 224 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,620 - Hi, claire. - Hi, john. 225 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,040 What'd she do this time? 226 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:03,450 Actually,I've got both of them in here. 227 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,220 Both of them? Really? 228 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,900 Alex was letting haley copy her homework.Mr. Waters caught them. 229 00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,590 I-I don't believe it. 230 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,270 I'm about to have a little talk with them, So they'll be out a few minutes late. 231 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:19,450 Um,I'm so sorry,john, and honestly,I-I really am a better mother than this.I promise. 232 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:22,540 So you've said. 233 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:26,360 Seriously? 234 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,600 Seriously? 235 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:33,760 Excuse me.Hey,um, what the hell is this? 236 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:36,710 This zone is for loading and unloading, Not for talking on the phone. 237 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,530 Yeah,I know, but I was talking on the phone 238 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,860 To the school that my kids were about to come out of, so... 239 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,450 Are you aware this zone has a time limit? 240 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,660 N-no,I'm not. 241 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,700 You know what?I do want to do some unloading. 242 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,190 I know your type.Life has been bad to you. 243 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,350 It has made you feel small. 244 00:12:56,370 --> 00:13:02,320 And then one day somebody gives you a fake cop outfit,A toy badge and a little spongebob tie. 245 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,800 Suddenly it's payback time, right? 246 00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:11,030 Well,I got news for you,"law & order: special parking unit," Not my fault. 247 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:18,000 I'm really sorry, dad. 248 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,020 Oh, it's all right. Everybody throws up at school. 249 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:25,260 If I had a nickel for every time I puked at school, You know how much money I'd have? 250 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,470 - 35 cents. - Exactly. 251 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:30,140 Now go get cleaned up, and I'll call the doctor. 252 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:32,610 Wait, dad,I don't need a doctor. 253 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:33,670 What's up? 254 00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:36,450 The other day, Uncle mitchell brought over a bag of junk food 255 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,830 So he and cam could do a jew fast. 256 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:41,410 - Juice fast? - I'm pretty sure he said "jew." 257 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:45,330 But anyway,I took the bag, and I hid it, and I ate it all. 258 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,630 Oh, buddy. 259 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:50,260 I couldn't help myself.I'm weak. Don't look at me. 260 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,830 It's all right.It's okay. 261 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:56,180 Hey, you learned a lesson. 262 00:13:56,190 --> 00:13:59,120 A painful lesson. 263 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:01,050 I guess we both have. 264 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,970 What do you mean? 265 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,210 I always saw myself as a guy Who could soar through the sky, dancing on a wire. 266 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:10,030 I can't even get across one 6 inches off the ground. 267 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:12,610 Well, maybe that's the problem. 268 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:17,150 Maybe you keep falling Because part of you knows that you can fall. 269 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:21,560 Maybe if the wire was much, much higher, you wouldn't fall. 270 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:25,060 Oh,luke,luke, luke. 271 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,060 You are a genius. Come on. We got work to do. 272 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,940 Yes! Can I have a doughnut first? 273 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,970 Yes, you can! 274 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:36,010 Ah, there they are, my super dunphys. 275 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,810 We're sorry, but we just— 276 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,970 You don't get to talk. 277 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,990 You had a chance to be better people today. 278 00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:46,780 You, to be more well-rounded, And you, to be a better student. 279 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,970 You could have elevated the dunphy name, But instead, you chose to tarnish it, 280 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:56,530 So,congratulations,ladies, You brought this family to a new low. 281 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,630 - Mom, are you... - Yeah. 282 00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:02,090 Yeah,I am, And I would actually like to get these loosened up, if I might. 283 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,660 Are we gonna have any more trouble? 284 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,820 No, ma'am. 285 00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:06,480 Oh,claire, do you need me to drive the girls? 286 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,560 All good,janet. All good. 287 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,670 Goat cheese risotto ball? 288 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,970 No, thank you. 289 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,000 Are you sure? They're so good. 290 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,260 Walk away. 291 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:20,020 It's tough enough to deal with cam when I'm at full strength, 292 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,910 But I have been fasting just as long as he has, And I do not have the energy 293 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:29,300 To deal with a big, needy brisketcase— Brass—basketcase. 294 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,100 Cam! 295 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,730 Don't be mad at me, But I think that you really need to eat something. 296 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,030 What? 297 00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,770 You're supposed to be my support. 298 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,390 Oh, away from me, temptress. 299 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,990 And I never thought I would call you that in a negative way. 300 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:45,730 I've seen her do a lot of crazy stuff, But this is a whole new level. 301 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,180 - Is this a people cookie? - You're good. 302 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,290 A definitive "yes" or "no" would be appreciated. 303 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:53,150 Those cupcakes did a number on me. 304 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,200 Are you happy? 305 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,980 You have reduced me to a person who eats a shoe. 306 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,090 Gloria, sit. 307 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,310 You think this is funny? 308 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,010 To talk to me like I am a dog? 309 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,640 I'm not talking to you like you're a dog. 310 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,760 I'm just asking you to sit so we can get to the bottom of this. 311 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,190 - Okay, fine. - Good girl. 312 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,530 Come on.You set me up. 313 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,450 Gloria, why are you acting so crazy? 314 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,750 It's just a little dog. 315 00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,610 It's not the little dog that is making me crazy. 316 00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,020 It's you that is making me crazy. 317 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:22,420 - Me? - Yeah, you used to put me first. 318 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,370 You used to want me in that shower. 319 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:25,520 Should I be here for this? 320 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,520 No,manny.It's okay.I go. 321 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,750 But I want you to know this. Where I come from, men cherish woman. 322 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,910 It goes wife,mistress, dog. 323 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:36,460 Dog always at the bottom. 324 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:41,300 As you can imagine,I get asked to help,Uh, with a lot of these environmental causes. 325 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:49,200 Usually,I buy a ticket,Uh, bid on shaquille o'neal's big shoe... And,uh, come home. 326 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:53,470 But then, something happened. 327 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:59,200 I love paddle surfing, And each time I'd go out,I'd see this one sea lion. 328 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:00,900 He'd pop his head up. He'd check me out. 329 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:04,020 I got so used to seeing him,I even named him—snorkels. 330 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,960 Oh, god,I do not like where this is going. 331 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:10,460 So one day,I, uh,I go out and I see snorkels. 332 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,260 But he's doing this weird twisting thing in the water. 333 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:16,000 Oh, god. 334 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:20,510 So I paddle over, and I see he's got a plastic grocery bag 335 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,890 Wrapped around his neck and one of his fins. 336 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,330 And I freaked, tried to get it off with my paddle. 337 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:33,230 It didn't work, so I-I jumped in, But he disappeared under the water. 338 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,650 - And, uh... - Don't say it. 339 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:39,500 - Don't you dare say it. - And I never saw him again. 340 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:47,280 This is the saddest thing I've ever— Mitchell, are you okay? 341 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:51,170 Of course I'm not okay. None of this is okay. 342 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,040 Okay,well, you need to pull yourself together 'Cause we're at your boss' house. 343 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,840 He drowned, cam! 344 00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:58,660 Is he all right? 345 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:01,020 Yeah, yeah,I just think he needs a little air. 346 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,200 You know who else needed air? 347 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,740 Snorkels! 348 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,600 Excuse me. 349 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,280 Snorkels? Where are you, snorkels? 350 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,120 Mitchell, get back here! 351 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:14,460 Oh, snorkels! 352 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,170 Mitchell, what is wrong with you? 353 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:17,610 What do you think is wrong with me? 354 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,870 I'm starving! 355 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,630 Well, if you're starving, then just eat something! 356 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:26,680 I can't eat something because then you'll get mad at me, And we're at my boss' house! 357 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,840 I'm not gonna get mad at you! 358 00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:31,300 I appreciate what you're doing for me! 359 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,020 I'm doing it for you. 360 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,520 Oh, you don't have to do anything for me. 361 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,650 I love you just the way you are. 362 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,710 I love you just the way you are. 363 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,870 - I got you!I got you, babe! - Thank you. 364 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:50,170 - I got you! - Cam,I can walk.I can walk. 365 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:54,260 I think mitchell may just be a work friend. 366 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:05,130 I let down my mom and dad today, and... Worse than that,I let down my teacher. 367 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:08,780 It's all my fault. Everything I touch turns to detention. 368 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,600 I'm sorry, mom. 369 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,630 Me, too. 370 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,750 Oh,I don't really have A whole lot of moral high ground to stand on. 371 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,960 I wasn't exactly my best self today either. 372 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,870 All in all, not a great day for the dunphys. 373 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:29,250 Come on,dad! Believe in yourself! You're making the impossible unimpossible. 374 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:31,360 Phil.Oh, my god. 375 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:34,930 Don't even bother. He's in the zone. He can't hear you. 376 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,170 Go,dad! You got this! 377 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:45,740 All week long,I'd been telling my girls How to act instead of showing them, But not phil. 378 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:50,030 Phil could have said,"alex,relax. Don't take everything so seriously." 379 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:53,840 Or "haley, challenge yourself. Don't give up so easily." 380 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:58,360 But instead of talking the talk, Phil walked the walk. 381 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:02,030 And isn't that what we're supposed to do For the people we love? 382 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:16,460 It's definitely a challenge... But phil made it look easy 7 feet off the ground. 383 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:20,990 You're awesome! 384 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,880 Oh, my goodness! 385 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,810 Turns out,I've had my super dunphy all along. 386 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,660 What was on my mind as I was walking across that wire? 387 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:41,540 I kept thinking, if I can do this, Then I've got two ways of getting across my yard. 388 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,460 Did you have fun? 389 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,890 Yes. She's the cutest dog in the whole world. 390 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:51,610 - Yeah,I heard you the first time. - Let's go find your daddies. 391 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,770 We're in here! 392 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,830 Oh, my god. These cupcakes are so good. 393 00:20:56,830 --> 00:21:00,080 I'm so sorry. We helped ourselves. We were so hungry. They are delicious. 394 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,360 I love that they're not too sweet, you know? 395 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,410 They taste almost like pate. 396 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,310 You know,I mean... 397 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,420 But why are you eating? 398 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,450 We've been on a juice cleanse. 399 00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:12,830 You need to mind Your own business,sweetie, for right now. 400 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,370 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents