1 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:04,360 So then what happened? 2 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,690 Well, she didn't show up to school the next day, 3 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:09,410 And I heard that she slept over at his dorm. 4 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,970 No way. 5 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,090 Seriously, are you surprised? 6 00:00:13,090 --> 00:00:15,640 Do you not know carly? Have you seen what see wears to school? 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,800 Girls, let's cool it on the gossip, okay? 8 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,340 It's not right, and carly's got enough problems. 9 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:21,790 What do you mean? 10 00:00:21,790 --> 00:00:25,890 Well, her mom can't get through soccer practice Without a thermos of chardonnay, 11 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:31,500 And don't get me started on the dad. That guy is— Oh, my god!Oh, my god! 12 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:35,070 - Mom! - This is such a dangerous intersection! 13 00:00:35,090 --> 00:00:37,120 Did I get lipstick on my face? 14 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:41,630 No, you're fine. And consider yourself lucky You didn't just get,like, felt up by your mom. 15 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:42,950 They need to get a stop sign. 16 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:44,430 What is your obsession with traffic? 17 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,360 It's an obsession with safety. 18 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:49,260 One of these days, joe speeder's gonna come tearing through here, 19 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,730 And somebody's gonna— 20 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:56,190 I'm okay.I'm okay.Oh,hey, guys. 21 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,310 - Phil? - Yeah.No,I'm good. Gotta keep moving. 22 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,890 Keep the heart rate up. 23 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,400 - Okay. - How's my face? 24 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,390 - Still good. - Okay. 25 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:11,000 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 26 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:15,500 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- É­Æo°®ÂüÄá 27 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,620 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 04 28 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:22,230 Gloria, how many times do I have to tell you To pull your car all the way in? 29 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,770 The gate was open all night. 30 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:25,490 We live in a nice neighborhood. 31 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:28,810 What are you afraid of? That some money's gonna fly in 32 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:31,880 And then your gardener is gonna have to rake it up? 33 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:34,330 Jay,I'm going to need you to cut me a check. 34 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:35,310 What now? 35 00:01:35,330 --> 00:01:37,290 Drama club trip."les miserables." 36 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:39,240 We're selling wrapping paper to raise money for the tickets. 37 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,910 No.No.Wait.Wait. Slow down. What's the story exactly? 38 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:45,130 Well, jean valjean spent 19 years in prison For stealing a loaf of bread. 39 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,570 The wrapping paper. 40 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:49,050 19 years for a loaf of bread? 41 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:50,620 How good was this bread? 42 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,460 It wasn't about the bread.It was about the society— 43 00:01:52,490 --> 00:01:54,200 Focus, people. 44 00:01:54,210 --> 00:01:55,780 Manny, we will buy all your wrapping paper. 45 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,900 No.No, we won't.No, he's got to learn to sell. 46 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:02,370 This is the best business training there is,Hell, the best life training. 47 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,010 Manny, write this down— 48 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,970 "a good salesman goes after moby dick in a rowboat 49 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:10,860 And brings the tartar sauce with him." 50 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:14,140 Jay is always telling me to "write this down." 51 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:16,690 I don't always catch everything he says. 52 00:02:16,990 --> 00:02:19,790 "something,something, firm handshake." 53 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:23,300 "never take the first room they show you." 54 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,780 Not sure who "they" is. 55 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,600 And this one just says "pancakes." 56 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:32,220 Cam, what's this scribble on the "vanity fair" About an adoption agency? 57 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,570 Oh,uh,yeah, they called To say they wanted to reschedule our home visit. 58 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:38,940 When? Why didn't you tell me?Th-this is kind of important. 59 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,130 Well, when does it say? 60 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:41,560 Uh,well, who knows? 61 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:44,050 It disappears into Jennifer aniston's hair. 62 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:45,750 You gotta get a better system. 63 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:47,730 There is nothing wrong with my system. 64 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:49,230 Ask me anything about any upcoming event. 65 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,100 I can tell you when and where it is. 66 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,610 When is the adoption agency visit? 67 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:56,590 Okay.Is that a "5" or a curl? 68 00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:59,450 Oh,I hope jen's finally found love. 69 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:06,890 What happened here? 70 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:11,170 Well, lily and I woke up in a french mood, So we decided to whip up some crepes. 71 00:03:11,210 --> 00:03:13,210 When are you gonna be in the mood to wipe up some crepes? 72 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:16,370 Oh,I know, it's a little messy, but... You know what?I'm gonna clean it up. 73 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:19,080 - Okay. Will you? - I'll clean it up. 74 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:21,140 - Just say what's on your mind. - You never clean up. 75 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:22,770 Save the gasp. 76 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:26,820 Cam, whenever you get creative in the kitchen,I'm the one who ends up cleaning it up, okay? 77 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:30,170 The homemade pizza,fondue, molecular gastronomy. 78 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:32,380 I'm still cleaning shrimp foam out of the curtains. 79 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:35,050 Okay, you know,mitchell? Just go to work, okay? 80 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,630 I'm gonna take lily to school, and then when I get home, 81 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:42,380 I'm gonna scrub this place like a crime scene, Which it is, because you've murdered joy. 82 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:48,380 Hey,buddy. What's up? 83 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,080 Hey,dad. Think fast. 84 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:53,820 Oh, my god! 85 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,060 - Oh, my god! - Oh, my god! 86 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:59,050 If we had that on tape, it'd be the greatest youtube video ever! 87 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:01,800 We'd get, like,a million hits. This is our double rainbow! 88 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:03,310 We need to do it again. 89 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:07,480 Oh,I would,buddy,but,uh, Your mom's all over me to change a bunch of lightbulbs. 90 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:09,990 How many moms does it take to screw on a lightbulb? 91 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,680 - I don't know. - None,'cause they get you to do it, sucker. 92 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:20,790 I laughed, but... It hurt a little. 93 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:23,760 We're home! 94 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:26,040 - Us, too. - Oh,great.You're all here. 95 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:26,970 What's up, girl? 96 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:30,120 Oh.You know that really dangerous intersection? 97 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,990 Where desire meets jealousy, and the result is murder? 98 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,100 The one where I almost killed you this morning. 99 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:38,520 Oh,yeah.Sorry. That was my bad.I got lost in my jams. 100 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:41,540 Dangerous combo— speed walking and speedwagon. 101 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:44,010 Oh.I wasn't even trying for that. 102 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,060 Nice. 103 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,980 Well,I am getting us a stop sign. 104 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:50,660 I called city hall, and how is this for amazing? 105 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,500 The traffic committee meets tonight. 106 00:04:52,510 --> 00:04:53,660 I've got goosebumps. 107 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:58,820 I know,right? All I have to do is get 50 signatures, Show up, make my case. 108 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:00,960 - It's on. - I am so proud of you. 109 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,690 We all are. 110 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,860 We love when mom gets on a project. 111 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,620 Because usually the minute any of us walks in the door, She gives us something to do. 112 00:05:08,650 --> 00:05:11,670 - "do your homework. Clean your room." - "put on pants." 113 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,730 Like the queen's coming over.Am I right? 114 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:19,640 So when she's not around or gets busy, Luke and I capitalize on the situation. 115 00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:21,800 There you are, my good man. 116 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:24,810 Squire, let's do it. 117 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:27,440 Get you some! 118 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,210 Well,I think it's awesome. 119 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:33,330 I am so glad because I could really use your help Getting these signatures. 120 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:38,200 I'll do it, Soon as I change those lightbulbs you wanted. 121 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,890 Great. Kids? 122 00:05:39,910 --> 00:05:43,470 Crud.You know,I've got a ton of homework. 123 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:47,390 - Uh, science project. - Haley? 124 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,420 I need to get started on my college essay. 125 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,230 You know what? Maybe I'll write it about you. 126 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:57,410 You're just so inspirational. Girl power! You rock. 127 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:59,380 Thanks, honey. 128 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:02,320 I do rock. 129 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:09,690 Stella, down. Stella,no. This is very dangerous. 130 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:12,380 Okay,se?orita. That's it. 131 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:16,450 Come here, because jay is gonna be very mad If something happens to you. 132 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:23,590 Go play with the bone. See you later. 133 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:28,010 Now I can cook my empanadas. 134 00:06:28,190 --> 00:06:29,740 The gate. 135 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:33,570 Ay,no!Ay,no! The gate! The gate! 136 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:36,190 Estella, come back! 137 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,360 Hey there,mr. Salesman. 138 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,020 Can we not talk about business? 139 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:50,090 That bad, huh? 140 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:53,700 I gave it everything I got— Working the dimples, going big eyes. 141 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,020 It got me two things— diddly and squat. 142 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:58,420 How many houses you hit? 143 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,010 I don't know. 144 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,540 Must've been at least three. 145 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:04,660 Three? And that's your idea of the best you got? 146 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,980 It was very hard on me. 147 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,830 I'm not used to rejection... Or hills. 148 00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:10,740 Look, you can't quit after three houses. 149 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,270 That's— that's not perseverance. 150 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:14,490 What are you selling? 151 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,410 - Wrapping paper. - Wrong. 152 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:21,500 You're selling christmas— The excitement of opening presents, The taste of eggnog. 153 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:22,480 I do love eggnog. 154 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:27,900 Look, write this down— "what's the difference between 'try' and 'triumph'?" 155 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,180 - A little oomph? - A little oomph. Get it? 156 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:33,380 Of course I get it.I just said it. 157 00:07:34,310 --> 00:07:38,030 Hey!I'm gonna kill you when I find you, silly dog! 158 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,900 Why don't you come back? Stella! 159 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:41,100 I have a theory. 160 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:42,890 Ay,cam, thank you for helping me. 161 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:46,070 Oh, it's my pleasure. Stella! 162 00:07:46,390 --> 00:07:48,840 Stella! 163 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:51,080 Oh, my god. 164 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,810 What? Do you see her? 165 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:57,480 No. But I see myself in the role I was born to play. 166 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:00,470 Stella! 167 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:05,360 Stella! 168 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:13,950 Hello?Oh,mitchell, you are not gonna believe this. 169 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,910 I'm out helping gloria look for her dog. 170 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:20,480 I'm wearing an undershirt and I'm screaming "stella," Just like in "streetcar." 171 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,450 - Hello? - You didn't clean the kitchen. 172 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:24,900 Mitchell,I am an inadvertent stanley kowalski. 173 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,700 How can you not be delighted by this? 174 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:27,920 You promised. 175 00:08:27,930 --> 00:08:29,330 I was called away for an emergency. 176 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,490 Gloria's lost her dog, and she's heartbroken. 177 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:35,600 Where are you, dumb dog?I hope in a big, black hole. 178 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:38,560 I cannot believe That you did this to me yet again. Oh. 179 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,450 I didn't do anything. 180 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:42,530 I cooked a meal in our kitchen. 181 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:43,990 And then you left on purpose, 182 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:46,420 knowing that I would not be able to sit here without cleaning it up. 183 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:50,050 Life is messy sometimes. Big deal.It gets cleaned up. 184 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:53,840 You're the one with a problem if you can't leave A few dirty dishes for a couple hours. 185 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:56,190 O-okay, fine.C-cam,I'm not cleaning it up. 186 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:58,320 - Great. - I mean it. 187 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:00,250 Perfect.You know what? Why don't you make it bigger? 188 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:01,550 You know what?I will. 189 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:06,690 I-I... Okay, you know, get—get ready, Because you are gonna come home to—to a giant mess. 190 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,480 And I will give him a giant hug when I get there. 191 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:15,220 Stella! 192 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,620 Hey,dad. Think fast. 193 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,820 Oh.Wow. Buddy. 194 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,580 I'm sorry.I told you,I gotta change the lightbulbs 195 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,410 And then help your mom with those signatures. 196 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:26,750 Never mind. 197 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:29,730 I guess it was a stupid idea anyways. 198 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,220 I've always said that if my son thinks of me As one of his idiot friends, 199 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:35,070 then I've succeeded as a dad. 200 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:37,690 If he wants to go the wrong way on the escalator,I'm on board. 201 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:41,130 If he wants to go into a restaurant And pretend we're australian, then... G'day, mate. 202 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:44,500 Toss a few shrimp on the barbie for me and my joey. 203 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:46,940 Yeah?Right? Nicole kidman? 204 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:49,230 Men at work? 205 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,880 Here we go. Take 12. 206 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:52,950 Hey, buddy!I'm home! 207 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:55,590 Hey,dad. Think fast. 208 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:58,770 Wow.You know, my arm's starting to hurt a little. 209 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,760 Really?'Cause my face feels great. 210 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,970 Come on,dad. Let's not turn on each other. 211 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:04,710 We could be here a while. 212 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,720 Yeah.Okay.You're right.Here we go. 213 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,480 Take nine. 214 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,820 You're not even trying. 215 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,110 Daddy,I'm hungry. 216 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,250 What do you want, honey? 217 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,140 Raisins. 218 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:22,920 All right well, go get 'em. 219 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:28,800 It's too high, daddy.I can't reach. 220 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,060 For the record,I am not a neat freak. 221 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:34,290 I-in fact, in my first long-term relationship,I was the messy one, 222 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:37,680 which is why she broke up with me. Well... 223 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:41,270 - No, thanks. - Okay. 224 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:46,060 Let me show you how it's done. 225 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:49,890 Hi.Uh, jay pritchett here. 226 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,630 Holidays are just around the corner. 227 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:54,040 I'm sorry.I don't believe in wrapping paper. 228 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,380 What do you mean you don't believe in wrapping paper? 229 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,360 It's not bigfoot.It exists. 230 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:59,080 It's not eco-friendly.It's wasteful. 231 00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:03,350 No, not this stuff. This paper was made From 100% recycled materials. 232 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,160 I don't think so. 233 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,520 I can't understand what you're saying. 234 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:13,240 She's an ugly little fresh bulldog With the tiny ears and the smushy face. 235 00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:15,280 What is so hard to understand? 236 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:17,570 Maybe I should translate. 237 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:22,220 I really don't like people coming to my door unannounced While I'm working on my carving. 238 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:26,660 I understand, but a stop sign is really important. 239 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,880 What exactly are you carving? 240 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:32,060 Hello,ma'am.Do you love christmas? 241 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,200 Actually,I'm jewish. 242 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:37,360 Oh,well, then you must appreciate a good value. 243 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:39,000 Oh, jeez. 244 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:41,190 If you see her, let us know. 245 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,140 Oh, my god.No,no.No, no. 246 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,750 Are you kidding? Seriously? 247 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:52,750 See? You're not keeping your head in the right position. 248 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:55,580 I know that's me, but I'm not remembering any of this. 249 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:59,010 - Those stupid neighbors! - What's wrong? 250 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:01,270 I can't ask for a simple signature, 251 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,350 But it's fine for them to build a house That looks like the beverly hillbillies just moved in. 252 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:06,860 Did you do any better? 253 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:11,590 We came close a few times, But you're not talking about the basketball, are you? 254 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,860 Phil, tell me you got some signatures. 255 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:16,500 I have to be at city hall in,like, two hours. 256 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:19,100 Oh,god.Haley, how about you? 257 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,170 I've been busy with my college essay. 258 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:22,710 Really? Where is it? 259 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,890 It's in a rough, rough draft right now. 260 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,440 I've been thinking that maybe that I should— 261 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,990 Alex has been skyping with her boyfriend since you left. 262 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:30,720 That's so not true! 263 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:35,350 Thank you. Really, thank all of you so much for your help. 264 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:38,950 Really? 265 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,730 Sometimes those things need to warm up, like the car. 266 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,040 Phil, don't even.I have been out there, 267 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:45,570 Trying to do something good for our community, 268 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,690 Because let me tell you, change doesn't just happen. 269 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:55,770 It is forged By empowered women like me And norma rae and the lady from "the blind side." 270 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:58,060 Do you know what the difference is between me and her? 271 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,880 Blind side's family had her back. 272 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,450 Okay. 273 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,650 Huddle up, everybody. 274 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:09,040 Your mother's right. 275 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:12,910 She's the quarterback of this family, And we need to protect her like blind side did. 276 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,990 She just said the mom was blind side. 277 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:18,380 Well, she's confused. Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. 278 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,130 Offensive line. 279 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:23,250 Sorry. African-american kid. 280 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,530 There she is. 281 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,840 Stella! 282 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:39,140 Ay, thank god you found my dog. Thank you. 283 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,240 This is my dog. Her name's pinky. 284 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,750 No, it's not. Her name is stella. 285 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:45,080 It says right here on the tag. Look. 286 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:48,000 Uh,uh,uh, excuse me.Hi,sweetie. What's your name? 287 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:49,080 Blanche. 288 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:51,050 Shut up. Mitchell would die. 289 00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,360 Listen, we don't know you. 290 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,900 You seem like a very sweet little girl, And right now we're forced to— 291 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:00,460 I can't believe I'm saying this to you— Rely on the kindness of strangers. 292 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,230 I'll sell her to you for $200. 293 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,250 That's it. Give me my dog. 294 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,710 Oh,really? The little girl thinks because she can scream, 295 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,940 She can get away with everything?I can scream, too. 296 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,750 What the hell sound is that? 297 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:23,050 Coyotes must've got a cat. 298 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:25,620 Jay, can we stop now?I'm getting hungry. 299 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,930 You know what the problem is?You're not hungry. 300 00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,360 I had a carrot at 3:00. 301 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:32,280 What if you couldn't feed your family Unless you made this next sale? 302 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,630 What if you were gonna lose your house? 303 00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:38,450 I know I was pushing the kid hard, but here's the thing— 304 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:41,570 I'm an older dad.I'm not gonna be around forever. 305 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,820 And I'll sleep better Knowing he's got something to fall back on. 306 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,390 Come on! Let's hit another one. 307 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:48,100 - I can't do it. - What? 308 00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:51,030 - I don't have what it takes. - What kind of talk is that? 309 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,690 It's the truth, jay. 310 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,860 I'm not a great salesman.I'm not a great businessman. 311 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,340 I'm not you. 312 00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,940 Do you know what it's like to see all the amazing things You've accomplished, 313 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,810 knowing I never will? 314 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:03,610 How am I supposed to live up to you? 315 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:06,250 How is anyone? 316 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:11,130 Ah, so the fish weren't biting today.So what? That's life. 317 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,280 You tried hard, and that's what matters. 318 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,840 Yeah. 319 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:20,120 You know,I-I actually need some wrapping paper. 320 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,400 You know where I can find some? 321 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,930 - You don't have to do that. - I want to do it. 322 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,620 You'll never go broke playing to a rich guy's ego— Write that down. 323 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,820 - Thanks so much, you guys. - Maybe you should make a wish. 324 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,770 Uh,hi.Oh, sorry. 325 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,630 Um,I'm here for the traffic committee meeting? 326 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:39,710 The meeting's been adjourned. 327 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,730 It's my birthday. 328 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:44,100 I'm sorry. Happy birthday.Uh, just—someone sent me To the wrong room, 329 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,590 and you guys don't meet again for months, 330 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:49,210 And this is pretty much a matter of life and death, so... 331 00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:51,360 Uh,yeah, it's fine. 332 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,240 Uh, just— if you could make it quick. 333 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,780 We—it's an ice cream cake. 334 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,850 - Okay. - Actually, it's not. 335 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,870 - What? - No. 336 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:03,000 Really?Oh, then we— we're not in a rush,I guess. 337 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,390 At all.No rush. Go ahead. 338 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:09,540 Great.My name is claire dunphy, And my family and I live near that intersection of— 339 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,610 Why not? Why not? 340 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,480 The freezer was broken, and we couldn't keep it here. 341 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,220 See? This is why I ask you to think ahead, okay? 342 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,100 Do you have your 50 signatures? 343 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:23,250 Uh, almost.I have 34, but I— 344 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,920 That's the same thing. 345 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,740 - I'm confused. - It's not the same thing.No. 346 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,470 No.34 is not the same thing as 50, 347 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:36,960 Just like a cake is not the same thing As an ice cream cake. 348 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,940 Right.I get that. Sir,I'm trying to save lives here, 349 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:40,990 And I can get you the rest of the signatures. 350 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:41,860 Mom.Mom.Mom.Mom.Mom! 351 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,670 Oh, my god. What are you doing here?Girls. 352 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:47,170 We—we went door to door and we got you 20 more signatures. 353 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,790 That is so sweet of you. 354 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,110 Well, you were freaking out at us, so... 355 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:56,550 Okay, you know, let's not ruin it. All right,54 signatures. 356 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:57,610 Okay.So what do you say? 357 00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:00,640 Let's start saving lives one intersection at a time. 358 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:03,230 Okay, thank you very much. We will,uh, take these under advisement. 359 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,670 Just leave 'em here, and thank you— 360 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:08,070 - wait a minute.I know what that means. - Oh, here we go. 361 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,380 That's washington-speak for "get lost." 362 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,710 Well,um,wow, phil. 363 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,340 What are you doing here? 364 00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:15,850 I'm your husband. 365 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,970 I'm blindsiding you. 366 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,540 Your honor, permission to approach. 367 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:24,060 - Not a judge. - I'll allow it. 368 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,130 I'll get straight to the point because this is important, 369 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,480 And that appears to be an ice cream cake. 370 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:29,990 Well, it's not! 371 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:36,850 Okay.I present to you "stop in the name of life."Kick it. 372 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:40,050 Clive bixby. 373 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:43,650 Can I meet you at harry's bar in two minutes? 374 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:47,070 Baby,I can do anything in two minutes. 375 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:52,240 I'll just speed through The intersection of greenleaf and bristol. 376 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,890 It's easy 'cause there's no stop sign. 377 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,650 I love being a kid. I have my whole life ahead of me. 378 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,010 - No! - No! 379 00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,670 - Okay. Well... - Powerful. 380 00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:23,770 And unconventional, but I believe it makes our point, So what do you say? 381 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:27,350 Well, the kid was all right.I didn't care for you so much. 382 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:32,450 But if I were to give a stop sign To everybody who wanted a stop sign... 383 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,500 This city would grind to a halt. 384 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,870 - I understand,sir, but... - thank you,ma'am. Thank you. Thank you. 385 00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:40,590 Allow me. Allow me. Ladies and gentlemen,I've lived with this woman for 20 years. 386 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:45,030 If she wants a stop sign... There's gonna be a stop sign. 387 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:47,560 - He's right. - Listen to the man. 388 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:51,250 Still—no good? No bueno? 389 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,510 I'm home! 390 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,530 Oh,hey. Did you find stella? 391 00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:58,130 Safe and sound. 392 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:05,010 I did it!I left the mess. Aren't you proud of me? 393 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,220 I sure am. Good for you! 394 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,640 You know, it wasn't easy at first, But I just— I took lily to the park, 395 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:15,580 And I completely put it out of my mind. And I think I really cleared a hurdle today. 396 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,560 Oh, that's great.I'm super proud of you, 397 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,940 And you're—and you're not even tempted to clean it up now? 398 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,270 - No! - That's great. 399 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,000 No, not now that you're home. 400 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,700 So guess I better get started. 401 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:35,280 I don't like it. 402 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,930 It's so gross. 403 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:38,920 - Oh, my god. - What? 404 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:41,710 I was right.You wanted me to clean it up. 405 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,200 Oh, that's preposterous. 406 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,430 I will not stand here and take this from you. 407 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:49,460 Oh, cam!"life is messy.I love chaos." 408 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,740 You are so full of it.Well, you know what? 409 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,480 That's all right.No worries.Hey, come on. 410 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,220 Come on. Just embrace it.It's life.Oh, no! 411 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,270 Oh!Okay, now that is gratuitous. 412 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,440 Oh, it's okay.No! That's lily's favorite cereal. 413 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,550 Relax!Hey,lily!Honey, come here! 414 00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:09,300 Sweetheart, do you want a princess hat? 415 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,580 Yes!Yes! Yes! 416 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,850 Okay. 417 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,790 Oh.Oh,okay. That—that is enough! No! 418 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,910 You've proven your point.I don't like to clean up. 419 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:19,030 It's smelly, it's sticky, and after I eat,I'm tired, and I just want to lay down. 420 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,690 And you put it off, knowing that I would do it? 421 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:22,920 Yes! Are you happy? 422 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:26,300 Yes... I... Am. 423 00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:36,180 Hi.I'm ellen roberts from the adoption agency. 424 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:40,030 I'm... Here for the home visit. 425 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:44,940 I might need to tweak my system. 426 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,220 Hey,dad. Think fast. 427 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,050 Sacagawea! 428 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,300 Wait,wait, wait,I need a break. 429 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,810 a 430 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,450 78 views. 431 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,340 We are on our way. 432 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:06,750 Yeah, we are. 433 00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:10,090 You know what,lukey? My dad was away a lot. 434 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,810 I'm not gonna do that to you. 435 00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:17,550 I'm gonna be the kind of dad... 436 00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:20,260 How many more of these do you wanna do? 437 00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,890 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents