1 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:07,060 "oh, my goodness, those hands are cold!" 2 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,750 "at least buy me dinner first." 3 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:14,450 "tell my wife and kids I love them." 4 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:15,890 Oh, my god. 5 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,810 Ooh, that's kind of dark, mom. 6 00:00:18,870 --> 00:00:21,190 quick-what's my favorite hospital food? 7 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,410 Jell-o? 8 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:25,600 Hi, buddy. No, today's still good. 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,860 Good for what? Who's buddy? 10 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:28,630 Yeah, just head on over to the house. 11 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:30,210 Whose house? Who's buddy? 12 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:31,480 Okay. See you in a couple. 13 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,590 - Couple of what? Who's buddy? - Kenneth. 14 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:36,080 - Kenneth? - Kenneth! 15 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:38,270 If I had a son,I'd want him to be like kenneth ploufe. 16 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:39,270 You do have a son. 17 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:41,770 When we first moved in here, he was the sweet kid who lived next door. 18 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:44,270 Mm, the weird kid who lived next door, but phil always had a soft spot 19 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:46,240 for him because kenneth sort of looked up to him. 20 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,860 I wouldn't say hero. 21 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,070 And yet you did. 22 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,130 Well, you weren't going to. 23 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,170 Claire's always had some issues with kenneth. 24 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:55,940 He would stare at me a little too long. 25 00:00:55,970 --> 00:00:57,990 Can you blame him? 26 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,390 You used to dress sexy back then. 27 00:01:08,370 --> 00:01:10,520 Ten years. Can you believe it? god. 28 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:13,310 I feel like we ended that last hug too soon. 29 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:15,350 I - Come on again! 30 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:17,700 Oh,wow, that's a lot of hugging. 31 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,200 Oh! She's right. Why hug when you can... 32 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,260 - Man-shake. - Man-shake. 33 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,620 I'm gonna get the coffee. 34 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:32,070 "man-shake." Are we sure? 35 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:38,150 Roll up the curtain. Bing! 36 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:40,960 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 37 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:46,980 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- É­Æo°®ÂüÄá 38 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:50,280 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 09 39 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:52,270 I don't know what's worse- 40 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:55,190 That he competes every thanksgiving in a pie-eating contest, 41 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:57,480 or that he's 9-time runner-up. 42 00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:59,520 It wouldn't be thanksgiving without the contest. 43 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:01,120 Yes it would. 44 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:03,110 I think I have to tell my punkin chunkin story. 45 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,360 Oh,no,no, you don't have to. 46 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:06,630 No,I kind of think I have to. 47 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:11,480 Once, cam and his friends tried to slingshot a pumpkin across a football field. 48 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:13,740 Three seconds. That's all he needs to tell that story. 49 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,650 So the fog was rolling in over the mountains like an ominous blanket 50 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:20,010 as we readied the giant slingshot. 51 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,640 You know,lorna, the pastor's daughter, 52 00:02:21,650 --> 00:02:24,720 she was nervous because like I said, it was after curfew. 53 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,090 She was a goody two-shoe. 54 00:02:26,090 --> 00:02:29,490 Only pastor's daughter I ever met that was. 55 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:37,260 So we finally launch the pumpkin, and it sails through the air, goalpost to goalpost... 56 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:42,620 Past the end zone, into the parking lot, through the open roof of lorna's dad's car. 57 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:47,750 I turn to cody and I say,"now what are the chances of that landing there?" 58 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,130 he says,"where?" 59 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:54,280 and I say... "the sunroof of a preacher man." 60 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:07,420 okay, come on in! Voila! 61 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:08,550 Okay, what are we looking at? 62 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,200 My centerpiece for thanksgiving. 63 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,480 It is wonderful. You're so talented. 64 00:03:12,490 --> 00:03:14,350 I can't believe that you did this. 65 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:16,860 Yeah, my juices were really flowing on this one. 66 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,710 I actually shot a making-of video. 67 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:20,650 Hey, maybe we can watch it later at the party. 68 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:23,180 Well,yeah, that or football. 69 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,770 Mi amor,I'm so proud of you. 70 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,670 Is there nothing in the world that you can't do? 71 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,570 Centerpieces, for starters. 72 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:33,190 Why do you say everything of his is great, even if it isn't? 73 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:36,590 Because I'm building him up. That's what parents do. 74 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:37,820 Too much, if you ask me. 75 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:39,710 Kids cross the street nowadays, they get a ribbon. 76 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,270 Manny's got plenty of confidence. 77 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:43,880 He just needs a little reality check every now and then. 78 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,530 And this thing is a horn of ugly. 79 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,790 My mother used to criticize everything I did. 80 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:53,810 And look at me now. I am a jumble of insecurities. 81 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:56,860 - I'm not getting that. - Do not say a word to manny. 82 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:01,770 Fine. But trust me, if you told him the truth, he'd thank you later. 83 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:04,730 Like claire and mitch? Did they thank you? 84 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,410 Not yet. 85 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:08,600 But it's coming. 86 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:13,670 Ah! So many memories in this place. Yeah. 87 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,280 Do you guys still have,like, every cereal? 88 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,510 We have a lot. 89 00:04:16,530 --> 00:04:18,180 Of course you do. Of course you do. 90 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:20,520 You only have the greatest dad in the world. 91 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:21,460 So what have you been up to? 92 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,320 I haven't seen you since you went off to college. 93 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:25,150 Oh, you know,actually, that didn't work out so well. 94 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:26,650 I bounced around for a while. 95 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:28,910 Ended up washing dishes in new mexico. 96 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,270 Mm, so without the benefit of a college degree, 97 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,840 I guess your options were kind of limited, huh? 98 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:35,290 Ease up. It's a holiday. 99 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:38,030 Yeah, it was-it was tough. Oh, no. No, thank you. Thank you,though, sweetie. You're so sweet. 100 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,350 Oh. Okay. 101 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,670 It was tough for a while... But then a roommate and I started our own business. 102 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:45,420 Oh, was that also in the dish or cleaning industry? 103 00:04:45,450 --> 00:04:48,150 No. No,no, no. It was actually a small investment company. 104 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:49,750 Well, small at first. 105 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,790 You know, we rode the tech wave for a while, 106 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:55,580 then expanded into video games, amusement parks, sports arenas. 107 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,490 Anything that seemed awesome, really. 108 00:04:57,490 --> 00:04:59,150 I'm actually in town to buy a blimp. 109 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,380 Holy crow. Ohh. 110 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:03,830 Wow. So if you-if you'd gone to college, 111 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:07,790 you would have done all that just four years later, or-or never. 112 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:09,720 Alex really needs to be picked up, sweetie. 113 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,170 Why don't you go get her? 114 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:12,430 I wanna hear more of what he has to say about - 115 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:16,640 - we're leaving. - Kenneth,I am so proud of you. 116 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,130 You really made it. 117 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:20,680 Well,I did get one pretty lucky break. 118 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,400 Early on,I met a very special guy who taught me 119 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:27,720 that what I thought and said had value. 120 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:30,700 - Oh, you mean like... - Shh. Luke. Let the man talk. 121 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:34,810 He encouraged me to always find the fun and follow this thing. 122 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:36,580 - Your lung? - No, my heart. 123 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:41,080 To this day, at every crossroad,I ask myself one question- 124 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,610 What would phil dunphy do? 125 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:45,130 Record scratch! 126 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:48,700 Oh, that's me buzzin'. Oh, it's paris. 127 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,950 She's my assistant in tokyo. 128 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:54,610 You'd think they'd know how to demo 4-d gaming graphics without my help. 129 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:58,330 They don't. Hey,luke, what instrument does yo-yo ma play? 130 00:05:58,330 --> 00:06:00,500 Cello? 131 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:04,580 He's me... And he's spectacular. 132 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:10,230 Oh, my god. Kenneth ploufe is part owner of a resort in the bahamas, 133 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:14,650 some cruise line, and lacy fair, that lingerie company. 134 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:17,080 Oh! Ew! I'm wearing one of his bras! 135 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,720 Look, he's got a model in his lap. 136 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,860 - No way. - Look at her. 137 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:28,110 This is your fault! 138 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,390 Are you seriously gonna stay in here all day? 139 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:39,670 I can't face mom. If I see her,I'm gonna have to confess. 140 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,240 Take a breather. It's just a dent. 141 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:45,060 And saying nothing is not lying, okay? 142 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:47,590 It's just letting the truth speak for itself. 143 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:49,930 This is not the time for moral equivocation. 144 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:53,080 Okay,I don't know what that means, and also, don't tell me. 145 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,590 You're the one who's gonna lose her driving privileges. 146 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:56,390 I don't know why you're so calm. 147 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:59,970 All we have to do is keep it from mom until she goes to the store. 148 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:03,270 Then, when she sees it, she'll assume that it happened there, 149 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:06,380 which it did, so it's not really lying. 150 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:08,160 Listen to you. 151 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:10,060 Are you gonna be a career criminal? 152 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:13,800 You sound like mom. I don't know what I'm gonna do after high school. 153 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,490 It was a supportive "wah-wah." I was trying to save the moment. 154 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,640 There's no such thing as a supportive "wah-wah." 155 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:22,040 A "wah-wah" by its very nature is vicious and undercutting. 156 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:23,930 Well,I was just trying to salvage that story, okay? 157 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:26,660 I told you not to tell it, you told it, and it died. 158 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:28,380 It did not die. It's a thinker. 159 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:31,530 Cam, the only thing people were thinking was,"thank god this story's over." 160 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:34,660 Okay. I get it. So how long have I been embarrassing you with my stories? 161 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:38,030 No,no,no, no. You don't embarrass me. I love your stories, okay? 162 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,820 The tractor in the swimming hole? 163 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,160 Aunt betty's wiglet on the piglet? 164 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,890 Uncle carl said she couldn't tell 'em apart. 165 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:46,760 See? Those are funny. You have so many great ones. 166 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:47,830 Well, that's farm life. 167 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:49,860 Rain or shine, there's always a bumper crop of stories. 168 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:53,090 Yeah,I'm just saying maybe you take punkin chunkin out of the rotation. 169 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:54,430 I guess you're right. Maybe I could just- 170 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:57,680 Yeah, stick to the ones that really happened, because people love those. 171 00:07:57,690 --> 00:07:59,200 Excuse me. What? 172 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:01,800 I'm-I'm just saying people laugh more at stories that are true. 173 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:03,580 Punkin chunkin is a true story. 174 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,750 True-ish? 175 00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:06,810 No. True. 176 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:08,500 Really? 177 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,980 The length of a football field, 178 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:14,240 through the sunroof of a car that was open in late november in missouri? 179 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,820 It was unseasonably warm. 180 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:17,720 That explains the fog rolling over the hill. 181 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:20,570 And who's cody - Who you're close enough to chunk with 182 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,940 but mysteriously only appears in this story? 183 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,070 cody was k.I.a. In desert storm. He's a hero. 184 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:33,060 You know, all this from someone who's never even chunked a punkin. 185 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,170 Well,I've never lunked a tunkin, either. You know, these aren't real things. 186 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:40,380 - This'll work, right? - Totally, dad. 187 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:44,570 Why have one long table when you can use four little ones bistro style? 188 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:47,000 I'll bet this is how the french do thanksgiving. 189 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,720 You don't mind sitting with your uncle mitch and,uh,grandpa, do you? 190 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,280 Anything's better than watching lily chew. 191 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:56,340 By the way, this is the side of your old man that kenneth was talking about. 192 00:08:56,350 --> 00:08:58,130 Original. 193 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,700 Imaginative. 194 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,430 Fearless. 195 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:09,400 So kenneth became a gajillionaire by asking himself,"what would phil do?" 196 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,020 he sure did. 197 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,800 Where did that come from? Right? 198 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:16,810 But you're you. 199 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:18,510 Why aren't we gajillionaires? 200 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:21,220 why don't you do what phil would do? 201 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:25,310 Phil, why didn't you just put the extra leaves in the table? 202 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,690 Trying to have some fun, be creative. 203 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:29,350 One long table, honey. 204 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:33,050 If it was good enough for the last supper, it's good enough for us. 205 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:38,600 I'm having second thoughts about this centerpiece. 206 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,430 - Ay, no. - Hear him out. 207 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:43,500 I just think if we bring it to phil and claire's, we'll never see it again, right? 208 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:46,560 - That's the plan. - Well, that would be sad. 209 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:50,370 Except maybe my sadness will inspire me to create something even greater. 210 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:53,480 Remember that collage I made that helped us get through katrina? 211 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,820 You did this. You know that. 212 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:58,490 So... Is this the legendary rice pilaf we've been hearing about? 213 00:09:58,490 --> 00:10:03,810 Try for yourself. Used to make it every year, but it,uh, started to upstage the turkey. 214 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:08,650 - Something wrong? - Not so much wrong as missing. 215 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,360 It-it just tastes a little flat. 216 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,680 That a fact? 217 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,300 I just think with the earthiness of the rice, 218 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,520 you might want something zesty to set it off. 219 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:17,230 I think this might be a job for cumin. 220 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,590 You know, since we're sharing helpful criticisms - 221 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,240 no,no,no, no. Nobody's sharing anything. Manny, go change for the party. 222 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,190 No,no,no, but I appreciate helpful criticisms. 223 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,430 It,uh, it's important for me that I hear the truth. 224 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,910 Makes me stronger, less of a mama's boy. 225 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:32,270 Yeah,mom, he can take it. 226 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:36,980 That's what he says, but you don't really know what he feels underneath. 227 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,870 Some people are so sensitive, that they hear one criticism, 228 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:44,860 and it kills the spark that made them special. 229 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,010 - I think I know what's going on here. - Good. 230 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:49,200 This is about you and your mom, isn't it? 231 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,630 - Yes, it is. - No, it isn't. 232 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,290 Yes, it is! 233 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,990 Manny, don't upset me anymore. 234 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,300 Go. Go change. 235 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,430 What-what should I wear? 236 00:10:57,460 --> 00:11:00,500 Ay, you look good in everything! 237 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,070 where you going, mom? 238 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:07,880 Mm,I gotta run to the store. 239 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,450 Someone ate all the marshmallows. 240 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,280 hey, Can I tell you something? 241 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,770 I was thinking that maybe after new year's break, 242 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,500 we could visit a couple more colleges. 243 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,070 - Seriously? - I was so hard on you before. 244 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,850 I'm sorry. I know I'm no kenneth. 245 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:22,890 I'm gonna need all the help that I can get. 246 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:26,020 Honey,I am so proud of you. Oh. 247 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:30,290 Oh, thank you. What's this? 248 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,680 - Oh, okay. - What are you doing? 249 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,260 Oh, uncle mitch is picking up the marshmallows. 250 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:36,190 Then again, backpacking through europe could be educational in its own way. 251 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,740 No! No, no! No,no, no! 252 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:40,490 Do you know what's illegal in europe? Nothing! 253 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:42,260 You are going to college! 254 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:45,720 - Okay, fine. - Darn right it's fine. 255 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,350 Piece of cake. 256 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,940 My hair's coming out! 257 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:56,020 Wow, honey. I-I think you could make these simpler. 258 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,550 Just, you know, sort of do 'em flat and on the side. 259 00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:00,980 Hmm. Yeah. Seems like that's how you like me. 260 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,510 Flat and on the side. 261 00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:05,360 You know what? Sometimes I need to be puffed up and frilly. 262 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,250 All right, is this one of those moments I'm gonna have to remember later 263 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,460 when they ask me if there were any signs? 264 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,990 this is what phil would do- 265 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:14,740 Make fantastic napkin origami that startles and delights his guests. 266 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,500 I know,but,sweetie, they're just looking a little... 267 00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:20,940 Claire, you always do this. You squelch me. 268 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:23,280 You squelch me right when I'm about to soar. 269 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,740 Honey, you're folding napkins. 270 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,310 You're folding my dreams! 271 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,010 You know what kenneth told me? 272 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:33,310 The secret to his success - His whole career, he's tried to emulate me. 273 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:34,380 The only difference is, 274 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,760 he hasn't had someone constantly telling him what not to do. 275 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:41,300 So the only reason we don't have a - a blimp tethered to our mailbox is 276 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:44,110 because I'm always shooting down your great ideas? 277 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,320 yeah. 278 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,200 Let's review the squelch pile, phil. 279 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,680 Let's see - The rice pudding franchise. 280 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,180 Works for all chewing abilities. 281 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:53,930 - Adult tricycles. - Just try to fall off. 282 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,420 - The aspirin gun. - Some people have a hard time swallowing! 283 00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:58,490 And you left one out. 284 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:03,380 And that, my dear claire, is a real head-scratcher- "tm." 285 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,730 Action. 286 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:12,080 Hey, friend. You look like you had a rough day at the office. 287 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:17,970 The stress from my job at the robot assassin factory... Is too much to take. 288 00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:20,420 Aw, shoot me an aspirin, pal. 289 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:25,160 Maybe someday. But until then, try this on for size. 290 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,520 The real head-scratcher features 32 patent-pending "nogginizers" 291 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,910 that gently massage your scalp in a soothing purr of motorized delight. 292 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:38,790 Ahh. It feels great, and it looks good, too. 293 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,150 It's a real lifesaver. 294 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:47,380 You mean a real head-scratcher? "tm." 295 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,890 - I love you,phil, but you... - Stop. 296 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,390 I love your "I love you." 297 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:56,630 I'm getting awful tired of your "but." I heard it. 298 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,760 Welcome,welcome, welcome! Happy turkey day! 299 00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:16,890 Hey, is that a new car? 300 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,340 Yep! It's the best, isn't it? 301 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,100 I can't take my eyes off it. 302 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,120 You shouldn't, either. 303 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,810 - Are you okay, mami? - I'm... I'm... 304 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:28,270 Hey, guys! Now the party's started. Come on! 305 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:29,460 - How are you? - Good. 306 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,540 You disgust me. 307 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:33,760 - Are you hungry? - Oh, good. It's still in one piece. 308 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,470 You hit those potholes pretty hard. 309 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,530 It's like you didn't see 'em. 310 00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,310 No,I saw 'em. 311 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,420 Can I be honest with you, jay? I'm getting the sense 312 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,620 that you're not the biggest fan of "allegria"? 313 00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,260 You got a name for it now? Great. 314 00:14:44,270 --> 00:14:45,950 All right. Cards on the table? 315 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,570 This is not your best work. 316 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,360 Now look, don't get me wrong. 317 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,470 You're a talented kid. 318 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,800 You're gonna be a big success in the world. 319 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:54,440 But this... This is a swing and a miss. 320 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,170 - Well, but my mom said it was... - it's great, yeah,I know. 321 00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,270 - But how did she say it? - what do you mean? 322 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,640 There's a big difference between "it's great," and "it's great." You hear that? 323 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,490 "it's great," and "it's great." 324 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,320 all I hear is a bunch of people telling me I'm great. 325 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,410 And that's a problem, 326 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,010 because a lot of times people will lie to you to protect your feelings, 327 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,480 and that's not doing you any favors. 328 00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:17,890 You get a lot farther in life if you know what you're good at and what you're not. 329 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,390 Now you can handle that, right? 330 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,010 - Yeah. - Of course you can. 331 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:24,510 How you doing, honey? 332 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,830 I'm great. 333 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,470 Okay,everybody, come on! Two minutes till dinner! Get ready! 334 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:31,540 - Good! - All right! 335 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,410 Oh,wow, manny. What have you got there? 336 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,820 He made a centerpiece! 337 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,240 - Oh, that's fantastic. - It's stunning. 338 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,540 It's garbage. 339 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,640 No,no, no! What are you doing? It's so beautiful! 340 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,860 Stop the lies. Jay told me the truth. 341 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,190 What did you say? 342 00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:46,520 I mentioned it wasn't his best effort. 343 00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:47,980 He said it was a swing and a miss. 344 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,160 Why? Why do you say these things, jay? 345 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,360 It's like I married my mother! 346 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:54,210 - Jay, why would you do that? - Because he's a pritchett. 347 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,570 But don't let these negative nellies drag you down, manny, 348 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:58,910 because one day you could have a trillion-dollar idea 349 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,720 that the people who supposedly love you most - 350 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:04,120 okay, phil! That's it. Go get the head-scratcher. 351 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,050 The real head-scratcher,"tm"? 352 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,920 go get it, and let everybody else decide how many trillions I've cost you. 353 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,510 Way ahead of you. 354 00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:12,450 What's going on here? 355 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:15,140 We are about to make hat history. 356 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:18,450 Or as I like to call it,"hatstory." 357 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,230 Early man had hours and hours to scratch his weary head. 358 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:26,210 But what about today's busy times? 359 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,040 Thank you, squire. Great thing about this? 360 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,630 You can wear it anywhere. 361 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,660 Hit it, buddy. 362 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:40,660 It's like a thousand tiny angels are line dancing on my sca- 363 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:45,720 I... It looks like we got a slight malfunction in a rear nogginizer. 364 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,410 Oh! Shut her down! Shut her down, buddy! 365 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:51,050 - It's not working! - My hair! It's got my hair! 366 00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:54,330 Okay! Fine. That-I'm fine. 367 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:57,060 Forgot about that feature. It's an exfoliating... Scrub. 368 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,820 Buddy, can you grab the safety shears? 369 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,530 You know what, phil? Keep it up. 370 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,250 And I admire you and manny. 371 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,190 I know what it's like to stare down skepticism from a loved one. 372 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:07,610 - Cam, not now. - Why not now? It's thanksgiving. 373 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,410 Families gather. Issues come up. 374 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,710 Only if you bring them up. 375 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,750 It's healthy to get things out in the open. 376 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,600 Y'all know my punkin chunkin story, or do you need a refresher? 377 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,960 - We've heard it. - Oh, several times. 378 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,790 I love it. With cody and the friends? 379 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,270 Yes. So you know how it ends. 380 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,980 But the question is, who here thinks I made that up? 381 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:29,780 Well, doesn't that tell the whole story right there? 382 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:34,440 Here we have the skeptics, the dream-squashers... The pritchetts. 383 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:38,310 And here we have the dreamers, the artists, the visionaries. 384 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,100 Sweet caroline! 385 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,940 So we're supposed to believe that you make a-a pumpkin fly across a football field. 386 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,570 I can prove it to you right now. Let's go to the football field. 387 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:48,440 Yes! Let's do this. I'd love to end this. 388 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:51,390 Yeah! Let's settle this! Dreamers versus pritchetts! 389 00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:55,670 No,no, no! 390 00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:58,860 I did not just cook for eight hours 391 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,040 so you people could run off to prove some asinine point 392 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,680 that's only gonna make half of us feel bad! 393 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,710 Come on! Show a little respect. 394 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,550 Turkey smells great, sweetheart. 395 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,990 Is that turkey? 396 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,640 Because something smells like chicken. 397 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,930 Okay, let's settle this. 398 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,900 This is the coolest thing ever. 399 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,450 Okay,I want to film. 400 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,120 Ay,no, wait,I want to be in it. 401 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,720 Hey,cam, are you sure this is going to work? 402 00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:31,240 Oh,god, you sound just like cody. 403 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,920 Do you think this could launch a human? 404 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:37,560 Luke... Let's do the pumpkin first. 405 00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:39,880 They're having fun over there, but you know it's gonna end in tears. 406 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,840 Yeah, always does. 407 00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:42,930 Knock-knock. Who's there? Physics. 408 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,350 Thank you. 409 00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:45,330 Who's gonna be able to launch it? 410 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,530 I think it should be cam! 411 00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:49,750 Oh, no! I think it should be all of us! All of us! All of us! 412 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,530 Just get right here. 413 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:54,370 For the record,I don't squash all of phil's dreams, 414 00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:56,350 just the ones that are, you know, potentially fatal. 415 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,440 I'm just trying to get the kid ready for life. 416 00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:01,410 Yeah. Yes,I-if we didn't do this to them, the world would. 417 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,780 Okay,everybody, in final launching positions? 418 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:05,710 Get ready to eat some crow! 419 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,600 It is not as delicious as it sounds. 420 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,410 Okay... Uno! 421 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:13,370 dos! Tres! Three! 422 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:17,760 What happened, cam? 423 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,590 I don't know. I-I don't know. 424 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:20,630 Can we do it again? 425 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,400 No, we only had one pumpkin, and we just chunk it. 426 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:27,670 Well, we were right. Aw, yeah. 427 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,010 I'm sorry, guys. 428 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,370 This usually feels a little better, doesn't it? 429 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:37,470 All right. I - I hate to admit it, but when they put the pumpkin in, 430 00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:38,800 I was kind of hoping it would work. 431 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,490 - Yeah. - Me, too. 432 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:44,150 All right! Let the gloating begin. 433 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,510 You know, it was a pretty good try. 434 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,190 We don't need your pity. 435 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:49,190 Let's just get this stuff cleaned up. 436 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:55,590 Well-or if-if maybe we, um... We launch it from a steeper angle? Yeah. 437 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:59,050 Then... Maybe if you had somebody else you know, helping you pull the thing. 438 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,190 But we don't have any more pumpkins. 439 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,780 That's the easy part! 440 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:04,160 They're on every porch up and down the block. 441 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,980 Oh, we can handle that. Come on, kid! Yeah. 442 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,920 Come on. Let's try one. 443 00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:14,460 There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. 444 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,180 You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers 445 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,960 and the realists would find the realists, 446 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,670 but more often than not, the opposite is true. 447 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:23,800 Maybe if this works, we should launch my centerpiece next. 448 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,300 It wasn't that bad. 449 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,160 Your rice pilaf was. 450 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,160 Jay, be careful! 451 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:41,840 You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. 452 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:48,560 And the realists... Well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground. 453 00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:56,850 Okay! Next one's going through the-the goal thingy,I can feel it! 454 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,170 Now when lorna,cody, and I did this, it was- 455 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,590 Less talkin', more chunkin. 456 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,550 - Mom I need to talk to you something. - What it is, honey? 457 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:06,580 Ready! 458 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:09,060 I distracted haley while she was driving, and we dented your car. 459 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,950 Fire! 460 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:22,130 Wow, three more seconds you would got away with it. 461 00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:27,700 - a. - b. 462 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:29,850 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 463 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:32,470 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Screw you Jay ÂüÄá×î°ôÄñ