1 00:00:01,860 --> 00:00:03,250 So how's the family? 2 00:00:03,290 --> 00:00:06,960 Great. Kids are getting so big. Haley's about to go off... 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,820 - You can stop holding your stomach in. - To college. 4 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:12,790 - You still exercising? - Clearly. 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,360 I look at a clint eastwood or a chuck norris and I think, 6 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:18,820 there's no reason I can't stay tough like... Oh, tickles! 7 00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:23,250 - But... - That hurt? 8 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:26,570 No. Not r-ow. 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,600 - What? - It's probably nothing. You feeling okay? 10 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:33,230 - Yeah. - Maybe we'll just run a couple of tests, just to be safe. 11 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:37,060 - What kind of tests? - If there's anything wrong,I'll give you a call. 12 00:00:37,390 --> 00:00:38,650 Okay. 13 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:41,050 So how's the real estate market doing? 14 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:44,050 Well, interest rates are low, so it's a great time to be a buyer, 15 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:46,810 - but if you're a seller, you really have to... - Bend over? 16 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:48,530 True, but a quality property is still a quality- 17 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,210 No,no, no. I need you to bend over. 18 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:53,080 Oh. Right. 19 00:00:53,090 --> 00:00:57,800 Well, let's dim the lights, crank up the norah jones, and get this over with. 20 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,750 Okay. 21 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,490 Oh, hey. How'd it go? 22 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,740 Amazing. I was so proud of him. 23 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:05,180 Oh,thanks, honey. 24 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,190 I'm kind of proud of me, too. 25 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,840 Look at what they gave me. 26 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,110 "california state bar association award" 27 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,210 for distinguished service in the field of environmental law." 28 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:17,680 You should have seen it. They called his name, he went up on stage, he gave a great speech. 29 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:20,750 It was humble,inspirational, with a touch of dry humor at the end. 30 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,100 It was very colin firth. 31 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:26,830 Oh,cam, thank you, but... It's hardly an oscar. 32 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:30,340 In the environmental law community, it kinda is an oscar. 33 00:01:30,430 --> 00:01:32,090 So how was lily? I hope you weren't too bored. 34 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:33,610 Oh,please, are you kidding me? 35 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:35,900 I love talking to her. She knows more words than haley. 36 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:38,850 Oh, that looks great up there! 37 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,250 How impressed are you with your uncle right now? 38 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:43,050 So impressed. 39 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:46,180 I didn't wanna ruin their moment by telling them how many awards I've gotten, 40 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:50,320 but let's just say I don't get out of bed for a trophy that size. 41 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,370 Darn it! 42 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:56,830 I'm trying to send an e-mail. This mouse keeps sticking. 43 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:59,840 Pretty big reaction. It's 10 bucks, tops. 44 00:01:59,890 --> 00:02:03,890 You just reminded me about my dream last night. 45 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:07,230 I was in the middle of a meadow, coming down a staircase, 46 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,780 then suddenly a black mouse showed up. 47 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:16,660 He stopped, stared at me in the eyes, and opened his little mouth. 48 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:19,470 What did it say? 49 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,670 What did he say, jay? 50 00:02:20,710 --> 00:02:22,520 He was a mouse. They don't know how to talk. 51 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:24,050 Now you're playing logic police? 52 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:26,490 You're standing on a staircase in a meadow? 53 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:30,180 In my country, when somebody dreams about a black mouse, 54 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:32,520 it means that something bad is going to happen! 55 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:35,770 Ah, don't worry about it. I dreamt about a lucky blue cow. We're good to go. 56 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:38,100 Hey,jay, this is what I'm wearing for golfing tomorrow. 57 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:40,390 Wanted to give you a heads up in case there's some overlap. 58 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:41,540 What are you going for here? 59 00:02:41,590 --> 00:02:43,730 Matt damon in "bagger vance." You didn't get that? 60 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:46,410 I did. I think you look just like him. 61 00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:48,570 It's the whole reason I asked you to teach me to golf. 62 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:51,440 Any sport where you can wear this,I'm in. 63 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:54,540 Who is that? It's 10:00 at night. 64 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:57,500 - I'll get it. - Hold on, gatsby. 65 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:59,720 Hola! It's javier! Open up! 66 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,330 dad! 67 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,160 there's my campeon! 68 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,400 there's your black mouse. 69 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:08,350 Hola,javier, what are you doing in town? 70 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:11,560 well,I missed manny's birthday, plus I have a free week. 71 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,710 You're staying a week? Make that go away. 72 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:16,250 So,manny,tomorrow, in honor of you becoming a man, 73 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:20,020 I am taking you to the racetrack to enjoy the sport of kings, hmm? 74 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,260 That's so cool! 75 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,560 Actually, manny and I have plans to play golf tomorrow. 76 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:26,690 Golfing? Pfft! That is for old men and for women who like women. 77 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:29,240 Come on. Your dad is in town. Let's go to the races. 78 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,330 - Yeah, can we all go? - Ay,no, baby,I can't. 79 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:34,080 I promised haley that I was gonna help her with her spanish. 80 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,630 - But jay's going to go with you. - What? 81 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,560 I'm not gonna let manny take off with javier by himself. 82 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,880 Once, when manny was 6, javier took him to the petting zoo, 83 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:48,520 which later,I found out that was the name of the stripper club. 84 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:51,710 A real petting zoo would have been cleaner. 85 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,400 - But I was looking forward to playing... - you're going. 86 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,630 That I don't miss. 87 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:59,980 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 88 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,350 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- É­Æo°®°®´ôÃɵÄÂüÄá 89 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:07,680 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 11 90 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,430 Would you look at that? 91 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:18,280 Oh,yeah, you know,I never saw us as trophy on the mantle people, 92 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,750 but yours looked so gosh darned good up there, 93 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:22,600 I figured, why not be proud of what we've done? 94 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:29,330 Uh,"first place, basscatchers spring fish-off, missouri north division." 95 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:34,770 2- day total of 10 smallmouth bass weighing 34.24 pounds with a 41/2-pound kicker. 96 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:37,970 So you beat all the other boys aged 12 through 17? 97 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,940 Sure did. 98 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,080 Look at our trophies up there. 99 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,640 We're a couple of winners, aren't we? 100 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,120 Are we? 101 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:47,730 claire? 102 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:48,830 Where are all my razor blades? 103 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,190 - They're not in that box? - no. 104 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,540 - Well,I guess they're gone. - They can't be gone. 105 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:57,720 In my 20s,I went on a game show and won a lifetime supply of razor blades. 106 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,800 Okay,phil, time is up. What is your answer? 107 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:04,850 3.14159. 108 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:11,190 Oh! I'm sorry, phil. The correct answer is banana cream. Banana cream. 109 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:13,600 Banana cream. Well, you got me there, chip. 110 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,280 But you're not leaving empty-handed, no. 111 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:20,280 You're going home with a lifetime supply of genesis twin-blade razors. 112 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:22,870 What? Two blades in one razor? 113 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,880 Man, it'll never get better than that! 114 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,350 You must have used them all up. 115 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,960 They said "a lifetime supply." 116 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:32,790 Honey, you got 15 years of free razor blades. 117 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:35,560 Put that in the "win" column and move on. 118 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:39,300 Mom, is it okay if my friend walt comes over to play "rebel fighters 3"? 119 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:40,760 Honey, don't you think it's a little weird 120 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,190 that one of your best friends is an 80-year-old man? 121 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:46,220 No, it makes it more fun, because he was in a real war. 122 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:50,620 He says cool things like,"see you in hell, klaus!" 123 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:53,040 I don't even know what that means. 124 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,210 Oh,hey,dad, some doctor called for you. 125 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,630 Dr. Sendroff? 126 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,120 Uh,yeah, that's it. You were in the shower. 127 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,420 What did he say? 128 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:03,490 He wants you to call him right away. Oh, well. 129 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:05,940 See you in hell, klaus. 130 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,030 - What's wrong? - I don't know. 131 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:09,270 He ran a few tests on me yesterday. 132 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,740 He said he'd call if something was wrong, and now he's calling. 133 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,500 Hi. This is phil dunphy. 134 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,530 I'm returning dr. Sendroff's call. 135 00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:17,920 - Are you serious? - What? 136 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:19,230 He's on a flight to london. 137 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:24,640 Um, is there any way I can reach him,or-or,uh,uh, someone else I can talk to? 138 00:06:24,870 --> 00:06:27,920 Okay. Fine. Please just tell him it's urgent. 139 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:31,100 Thank you. Oh, boy. 140 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,740 Honey,I am sure it's nothing. 141 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:34,550 Claire,I'm tender under my arm. 142 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,490 Maybe luke hit you with his broomstick when you guys were playing quidditch. 143 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,710 I'm way too fast. He never touched me. 144 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,570 I can assure you you are perfectly fine. 145 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:46,020 That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school. 146 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,670 I like the number 4 horse. 147 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:56,080 He loves this track, his dad won the preakness, 148 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,180 last three finishes were in the money. 149 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:00,280 - I like miranda's miracle. - why? 150 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,200 There's this girl miranda in my class, and she's really pretty, 151 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:05,930 and if she liked me back, it'll be a miracle. 152 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:07,800 Would you bet $2 on that one for me, jay? 153 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:09,450 Sure, but you're throwing your money away. 154 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:10,890 You both are. 155 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:14,870 The winner of the race will be number 7 - My hometown. 156 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:19,780 Number 7... Well, he's carrying 3 extra pounds, and he hates the distance. 157 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,650 Those are just words on a page. 158 00:07:21,690 --> 00:07:25,610 I look the horse in the eye, and he tells me... He is the winner. 159 00:07:25,650 --> 00:07:26,880 Tells you, huh? 160 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,260 - Perhaps this will sound crazy to you... - No need for the qualifier. 161 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:33,250 But I have always been able to see into the soul of a horse. 162 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:35,640 It is a gift, and I do not question it. 163 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:39,150 Just like I always end up on the shortest line at the bank. 164 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,350 Maybe I should bet on your horse. 165 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,950 Are you kidding me? These aren't just words. 166 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,730 They give you all this information so you can make an informed decision and beat the odds. 167 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:51,280 Yes, of course, and this is why everybody with a racing form is rich. 168 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:53,880 Now come on. It's time to place our bets. 169 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:56,360 What's it gonna be, manny? 170 00:07:58,470 --> 00:08:00,140 $2 on my hometown. 171 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,500 You really think he's going to win? 172 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:03,990 Well,I only know what he tells me with his eyes. 173 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:07,920 Don't ask me why, but maybe in some previous life,I was a horse. 174 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,500 Or part of a horse. 175 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:17,280 Oh,hey, alex called. She left her cell phone here. 176 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,560 She's gonna come back and get it. 177 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,560 Cam, did you do something to your fish trophy? 178 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:22,750 Oh, yeah,I forgot about this fun middle part. 179 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,950 You see, now it looks like the fish is jumping out of the water. 180 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:27,750 Yeah, right over mine. 181 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,480 Do I sense something, mitchell? 182 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,720 You know, just because mine's a little taller than yours 183 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,470 doesn't make yours any less important. 184 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:37,900 Oh, no. That's not what I was feeling, not even a little bit. 185 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,470 Oh, my god, you don't like that I put my trophy up. 186 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,560 I just think it's a little weird that immediately after I win a trophy, 187 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,250 you feel the need to dig this thing up and plop it down next to mine. 188 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:50,630 I'll have you know that I've wanted to display this for quite some time. 189 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,680 But I put it in a box in the garage with all my other awards- 190 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:59,040 Yes, award-z- out of courtesy to a sadly award-less you. 191 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,020 It looks ridiculous. 192 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:05,550 Mine is a distinguished professional award given to me by my peers, 193 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,420 and yours was given to you on a pier. 194 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:11,900 Okay,well, for your information, when I won this, it was a very big deal. 195 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:15,120 I cut a ribbon at the grocery store and signed autographs. 196 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:17,750 "best fishes, cameron tucker." 197 00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:20,830 Oh, you know what? I just remembered! 198 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,810 Mine comes with a really fun pedestal, too! 199 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:26,040 Oh! Look at that! 200 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,210 Oh, and proper hierarchy is restored. 201 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:33,210 Unless you suddenly remember that your fish came with a top hat. 202 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:36,430 Okay. Well, you know what? I'm gonna go get lily from her party and go to the park. 203 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,970 Okay. 204 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,960 This award has changed you, mitchell. 205 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:45,120 You may be flyin' high now, but pretty soon, you're gonna be free fallin', tom petty... 206 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,100 Because you're petty. 207 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,340 Tom petty. Get it? 208 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,790 About three sentences ago. 209 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,800 - Hola, haley. - Hi, gloria. Thanks for coming over. 210 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:57,690 En espal, por favor. 211 00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:00,680 Uh,hola, gloria. 212 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,820 Gracias for coming over. 213 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,140 No, the whole thing. 214 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:05,580 I don't know the whole thing. 215 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,250 Why do I even need to learn spanish? 216 00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:10,250 I live in california. I'm never gonna use it. 217 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:12,370 That's the problem with americans. 218 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,600 They expect all of us to know their language, 219 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,940 but they don't even make the effort to learn ours. 220 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,840 Win a war sometime. 221 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:20,360 Then we'll start talking like you. 222 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,100 Ha. So wrong. 223 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:24,280 Oh,hey, gloria. 224 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:25,540 Hi, phil. How are you? 225 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,360 - I wish I knew. - Why? What's wrong? 226 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,100 Uh,I don't wanna bum you out. 227 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:31,620 My doctor did some tests and said he'd call if something was wrong, 228 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:33,820 and he called this morning. 229 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:34,930 - And what did he say? - I don't know. 230 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:37,440 I missed the call. Now I can't reach him. 231 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,940 The black mouse. 232 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,460 - What? - In my dream. 233 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:45,090 It was a bad omen. But probably not for you. 234 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:47,280 The staircase. 235 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,830 No,no, no. You're fine. You're fine. 236 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:53,700 Am I? Get this - 15 years ago,I won a lifetime supply of razor blades. 237 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,960 They ran out... Today. 238 00:10:58,430 --> 00:11:00,530 What's with the spitting? Are you warding off death? 239 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:04,820 No. When I did... I think I suck in a little bug. 240 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:11,180 $16 for the first race,$10 from the second race, plus $34 - $60? 241 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:12,180 You're a genius, dad. 242 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,970 Well,I cannot take all the credit. 243 00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:16,450 It is a particularly chatty group of horses today. 244 00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:18,410 I love gambling! It's so easy! 245 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,130 - It's not easy. - Well, not for you. 246 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,600 You've lost,what, three in a row? 247 00:11:21,650 --> 00:11:24,080 Oh,burn, jay! 248 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,720 I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. 249 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,340 This is all so heady. 250 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,960 $50 on little bacon to win. 251 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,960 - Yeah, ooh-ee.- What? What ooh-ee? 252 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,020 There is something not right about that horse. 253 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:35,730 - I think I saw it, too. - You didn't see anything. 254 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:37,010 This horse is a heavy favorite. 255 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:38,570 The rest of the pack couldn't beat a merry-go-round. 256 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,010 I'm sticking with little bacon. 257 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,410 It's your funeral. 258 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:42,700 Who are we going with, dad? 259 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,570 Nobody in this race, papito. 260 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:47,790 It was quiet down there in the paddock just now - Too quiet. 261 00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:50,310 Oh, gee-you know what? Make it $300. 262 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:53,410 - Oh, my. - I'm telling you,kid, this is the one. 263 00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:54,980 And you know how I know? 264 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:58,100 'cause it said,"pfft." 265 00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:00,840 They don't talk like that. 266 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:07,600 "maria bought a beautiful white dress for her wedding." 267 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:17,700 Um, maria compro un hermoso vestido blanco para su- I- I'm sorry. 268 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,520 I cannot concentrate with him here. 269 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:22,060 What are you doing? 270 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:25,020 Just taking it all in. 271 00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:33,860 You're a beautiful, intelligent woman... And don't you ever forget it. 272 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,520 wow, He is so weird sometimes. 273 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,100 No, he's not weird! He's a saint! 274 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:45,290 And you will miss him when he's gone... One day. 275 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:47,770 Hey, uncle mitchell. 276 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:50,520 Hey. Your,uh, phone's on the table. 277 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,300 - What's that? - Oh, cam's old fishing trophy. 278 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:57,930 Yeah, when I woke up this morning, that's where I found it. 279 00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:59,980 - Right after you got yours? - Thank you! 280 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,920 Oh, my god. Welcome to my world. 281 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,230 Last week,I got this beautiful plaque from the debate team 282 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,460 for outstanding achievement, and what did my mom do? 283 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,260 She found one of luke's "participant" ribbons, 284 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:10,680 and a certificate haley got for showing up somewhere on time, 285 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,910 and put all three of them together on the same shelf! 286 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:14,830 It's,like, so unfair! 287 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,970 I was so glad I talked to alex, because she agreed with every single thing I was feeling- 288 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:25,190 Which made me realize that I was acting like a 14-year-old girl. 289 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,610 Okay. 290 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:33,670 Ah, come on, kid. I just lost an arm 'cause of you. 291 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,880 Now get your head in the game. 292 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:38,470 Sorry. I can't concentrate with my dad staring at me. 293 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,260 I just love you so much. 294 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:43,080 I hope he's talking to you. 295 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,920 Ugh. Oh,great, now I'm dead. 296 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:48,670 I'm going to the bathroom. 297 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,680 You know, they say that happens. 298 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,850 Hey, walt. 299 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,720 You ever think about death? 300 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,600 I'm 85. Death is my roommate. 301 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,620 I got a call from the doctor. 302 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,750 There's a 60% chance I'm gonna die. 303 00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:10,490 Ha! Doctors - Said I'd be dead ten years ago. 304 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:14,630 Look at me. I'm healthy as a - oh. 305 00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:17,890 I gotta go change my tank. 306 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,560 Phil, you've gotta let this go. 307 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,450 I'm sorry, claire. I don't know how to react 308 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:27,360 when I find out there's a 70% chance I'm gonna die. 309 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,820 Honey, listen to me. You're gonna be fine. 310 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,690 - You really think so? - I know so. 311 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,270 Claire's my rock. 312 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,110 You know when you're on a plane and there's turbulence, you look at the flight attendants, 313 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,820 and if they're still smiling and serving drinks, you know everything's gonna be okay? 314 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:44,020 That's claire. 315 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:46,470 I could also picture her as a cop. 316 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,060 And into the final furlong, it's little bacon followed by bradswaxjacket. 317 00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,930 Go little bacon. Go little bacon. 318 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,540 You got this! You got this! 319 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,480 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 320 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:58,210 And the winner is little bacon by 3 lengths. 321 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,960 Yes! I knew it! 322 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,660 You see that, manny? Dumb luck always runs out. 323 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,170 But if you live in the real world and you use your head, 324 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,940 not have it in the clouds like Dr. Dolittle there, you'll do okay. 325 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,740 Guess we should have listened to jay on this one, dad. 326 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,160 You got that right, you should have listened to jay. 327 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:13,510 And I'll tell you something else. 328 00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:16,290 You can't look in a horse's eyes and tell there's something wrong. 329 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:20,160 You can't even look in their eyes at the same time - One's here and one's here! 330 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,870 Come on. Let's go to the window, kid. 331 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,850 I may need some help carrying my winnings. 332 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,770 Oh. Wait. 333 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:27,460 Jay, look. 334 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:31,260 - Inquiry. - What's that? 335 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,630 It is when a horse has committed an infraction. 336 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,230 Possible infraction. Usually it's nothing. 337 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:39,560 I'm sure... The number 9 horse little bacon has been disqualified for interference. 338 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:43,060 - What? - The winner is number 6, bradswaxjacket. 339 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:48,520 You see? The eyes... They do not lie. 340 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,240 Tough break, jay. 341 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:56,790 Here... Little something for gas. 342 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:05,850 Cam was right. I - I was being petty. 343 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:10,160 So I found his box of old trophies and I decided to surprise him 344 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:12,520 by having them on the mantle when he got home. 345 00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,810 Well,I was the one who was surprised. 346 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,480 I had no idea how many trophies he had- 347 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,700 First place, and all of them for different things. 348 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:24,570 Music,football, art show, science fair,a chili cook-off. 349 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:28,810 A lifetime of accolades hidden away just so I wouldn't feel bad. 350 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,750 Aah! That's a mouse! That's a mou-oh! Ew! 351 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,760 Oh! Disgusting! 352 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:39,920 Oh, no! No, cam,I-I was gonna make a big display! 353 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,550 I believe you have. 354 00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:46,240 No,no, cam! There was a - Oh! Gross! 355 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:55,730 Listen,manny, do me a favor and get me a cappuccino from right over there, okay? 356 00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:59,110 No, it's okay. I got it. 357 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:04,480 So... You wanna talk about what happened back there? 358 00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:05,580 Not at all. 359 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:09,020 You know, it is not just the horses whose souls I can read through their eyes. 360 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,760 You really wanna know? I'll tell you. 361 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:15,000 - Okay. I'll leave you alone. - All right,listen, hang on. 362 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:18,640 I'm sorry I went after you like that in front of manny. That was wrong. 363 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,570 No,I get it. Nobody likes to lose at the races. 364 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:24,970 I don't owe this guy anything. 365 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:28,430 He stops by a couple of times a year to see his kid. 366 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,920 It used to be a relief, gave me a nice break. 367 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,360 But now manny and I, we got our own thing. 368 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:39,720 Look,I know I'm not his dad... Maybe I don't like the reminder. 369 00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:45,470 - oh! Oh, my gosh! - Hey, what's up? 370 00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,200 - What? - We came as soon as we heard. 371 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,720 Heard what? We heard phil got bad news from the doctor. 372 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,150 - Who told you that? - Gloria! 373 00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:57,680 No,I didn't say that he got bad news... I said that he was getting bad news. 374 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,340 You don't know that he's getting bad news. 375 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,030 I saw a black mouse. 376 00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:04,740 - I saw a black mouse! - So he says. 377 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,220 - Okay. You guys... - Oh, this is worse than I thought! 378 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,210 No, it's not. Listen to me. Listen. 379 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:11,520 Phil is fine. As a matter of fact, you should go before he even knows you're here. 380 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,940 No, no. We're staying. We're staying. 381 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,460 - We got here as soon as we could. - Did you bring the coffee cake? 382 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,960 Yes,I have it right here. 383 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,830 He carried it in from the car. I paid for it. 384 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,970 Listen. Listen to me. 385 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,190 I am very sorry for what you are going through. 386 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,580 Thank you. 387 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,620 - Who is this? - Who, indeed? 388 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:33,510 I am javier delgado, manny's father and gloria's former husband and lover. 389 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:36,520 I hope you do not think this is insensitive, but you are a beautiful woman, 390 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,020 and you will have no trouble to find a man 391 00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:41,660 Javier! The body is not even cold yet! 392 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:45,440 The body is upstairs watching basketball. He is fine. 393 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,000 - Gloria said he was sick. - no. 394 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,860 He went to the doctor, he had some tests. 395 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,080 The doctor called. That's it. 396 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,690 Plus today he run out of his lifetime supply of razors. 397 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:55,910 That's a sign. 398 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,290 This is a lot of hocus-pocus! 399 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,490 I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this! 400 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:00,960 Wait,wait,wait,no, no. I'm confused. 401 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,480 What did the doctor say exactly? 402 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,330 I don't know. We missed his call this morning. 403 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,500 The doctor called on saturday? 404 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:09,350 - Yeah. So? - Nothing. 405 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:11,870 Not nothing. Not nothing. What? 406 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:16,650 Well, it's just that,uh, doctors don't usually call on saturday with good news. 407 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,460 But they could call - I mean, he could call with anything. 408 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,750 Do you think he's sick... 409 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,050 What's... What's going on? 410 00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:27,960 Nothing. Nothing. Everybody just came by for absolutely no reason at all. 411 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,390 - You look worried. - I'm not worried. 412 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,660 Oh, god. The plane's in trouble. 413 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,690 You put away the drink cart and you're strapping in. 414 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:37,600 - You're gonna be fine, kid! - You are gonna be great! 415 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,570 I wish I looked this good. 416 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:43,610 - Stop, please! You're freaking me out. - Are you gonna die? 417 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:47,280 I don't know! There's still a 5% chance I'll make it! 418 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,390 - It's Dr. Sendroff. - Okay. Okay. 419 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,320 Guys,I don't know what's on the other end of this phone call... 420 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,050 But whatever happens,I just want you to know, 421 00:19:57,090 --> 00:20:00,110 you've already given me a lifetime supply of happiness. 422 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,620 - I remember once as a child... - Answer it! Do it! 423 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,870 Dr. Sendroff? 424 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:09,420 What's the word? 425 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:13,440 - Are you serious? - What? 426 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,870 - That's it? - What is it? 427 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,520 H - hold on one second. 428 00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:19,810 He's calling about a real estate listing. I'm fine. 429 00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:20,930 - Ay, no. - Oh, my god. 430 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,690 Yesterday, you said you'd call if something was wrong. 431 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,360 Then you called, then you disappeared. 432 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:27,770 That is the most irresponsible, 433 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,810 unprofessional thing I've ever heard of in my entire life! 434 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:34,460 And do you have anyone to represent you in the sale of your current house? 435 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,910 Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months. 436 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:43,340 Stop staring. 437 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,050 So, phil dunphy, tell us a little bit about yourself. 438 00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:54,690 Well, chip,I'm married to a great lady-hi, claire! 439 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,060 And I have a baby girl. 440 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,930 Um,I'm a real estate agent, and I enjoy playing checkers. 441 00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:01,240 - Okay. - Both chinese and american. 442 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,850 And, uh,I am a fan of hip-hop. 443 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:04,750 Well, good for you. 444 00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:07,780 Though I try to stay neutral in the whole east coast/west coast thang. 445 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,360 - Next up we have a... - One quick thing. 446 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,510 Shout out to my college budy L... 447 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:14,670 who built his own helicopter and he's taking his first flight today. 448 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:18,910 And I also want to wish a happy anniversary to my in-law... 449 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:21,610 Your eternal love is a insperation to us all... 450 00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:23,430 Okay, that's enough. 451 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:27,420 Next one we have a homemaker from west Pennsylvania. 452 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,230 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 453 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,300 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- É­Æo°®°®´ôÃɵÄÂüÄá 454 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,150 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 11