1 00:00:02,290 --> 00:00:07,150 So the five keys to investing wisely in a down real estate market are... 2 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:14,010 Keyp your cool... Keyp informed... 3 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:16,490 Legwork. 4 00:00:16,530 --> 00:00:19,370 I recently became a partner in a new agency, 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,780 so I put together a seminar to recruit first-time home buyers. 6 00:00:23,860 --> 00:00:28,290 I want to give 'em a step-by-step description of exactly what I can do for them. 7 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:31,620 Am I worried that they might write it all down and just do it themselves? 8 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:35,170 Quite frankly,I hadn't thought about it until just now. 9 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,870 Do I really have to go to this thing? 10 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:38,240 yes. You're a big part of today. 11 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:39,630 You're my support staff. 12 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:41,830 Then why am I not getting paid? 13 00:00:41,870 --> 00:00:43,150 That is a good question. 14 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:46,370 And I think I'm gonna text you the answer on that cell phone we pay for. 15 00:00:46,410 --> 00:00:48,020 Honey, do you wanna practice your part again? 16 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,570 Uh, no. It's just one question. I think I got it. 17 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,050 Yeah, but it's the most important question because it launches me into my big finish. 18 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:56,450 - Yes. - That way, people leave excited. 19 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,620 Oh,I think people will be excited to leave. 20 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,520 Luke... why? 21 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,550 I'm sorry. It's for school. 22 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,950 I have to design a container that'll protect an egg in a 1-story drop. 23 00:01:10,990 --> 00:01:14,460 Yeah,so,um, you thought you would go with an egg carton? 24 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:17,830 What if the best idea was under my nose the whole time? 25 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,450 You're gonna need to come down and clean this up now. 26 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:21,300 Ugh! I wouldn't have to do any of this 27 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:24,310 if alex would just let me use hers from when she took the class. 28 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,700 Never. That design is my intellectual property. 29 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:30,060 I think it has applications for unmanned space flight. 30 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,780 Keep talking like that and you'll go through life unmanned. 31 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:34,270 - Funny. - Girls. 32 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:37,610 Luke,honey, listen to me. You're gonna need to do this project on your own. 33 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:40,580 And you can do it. Just... Really think. 34 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:43,240 I've got it! What if I'm the container? 35 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:47,230 there's a thought. You could be... No, luke! Luke! 36 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,490 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 37 00:01:51,830 --> 00:01:56,390 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- É­Æo°®ÂüÄá 38 00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:58,440 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 12 39 00:02:09,010 --> 00:02:12,400 Okay,si, te quiero. 40 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:16,910 I understood "crazy old witch,"go kill yourself," then "I love you." 41 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:19,920 I'll never get this, how you all yell at each other. 42 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:24,410 That's how you know that your family loves you - When they feel free to scream at you. 43 00:02:24,450 --> 00:02:26,180 Oh,I guess I owe my ex-wife an apology. 44 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:28,390 Apparently, she was nuts about me. 45 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:30,830 Darn it! 46 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:33,610 Try the next one over a frying pan. I could use some breakfast. 47 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:35,210 This is so frustrating. 48 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,040 At least you're getting your hands dirty for a change. 49 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,600 It is a nice break from the life of the mind I usually live. 50 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:40,920 That's the spirit. 51 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:43,100 Plus it's a metaphor for the human condition. 52 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:46,100 Aren't we all just fragile eggs hiding behind bubble wrap and bravado? 53 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:47,400 And we're back. 54 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:51,150 Well,I'm sure that your egg-droppy thing is going to be the best in the class. 55 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,210 Except for luke's. 56 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:57,300 Really? Our luke? but isn't he, like,a little, like... 57 00:02:57,330 --> 00:02:58,520 I bet claire's gonna help him, 58 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,650 just like she did with his self-portrait for art class. 59 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:04,030 There was life in those eyes. It was haunting. 60 00:03:04,070 --> 00:03:06,630 Tell you what. I'm gonna nip this in the bud. 61 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,340 You deserve a fighting chance. 62 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,640 Hey,I'm calling about that,uh, egg project the boys are doing. 63 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,310 Parents aren't supposed to help out on that, right? 64 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:17,050 Why would the parents be helping? 65 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,790 Why do they cut grapes for 8-year-olds? 66 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,720 I figure if you can eat a chicken finger, you can tear your way through a grape. 67 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,760 Again, dad? 68 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,070 Oh,I'm sorry, it just... Bugs me, is all. 69 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:30,820 The point is,I'm not helping, and I hope no one else is helping, either. 70 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:32,920 Okay, dad. Thanks for the heads-up. 71 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,040 Love you. Bye-bye. 72 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:37,760 Well, my dad is doing manny's project for him. 73 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:39,140 He called to tell you that? 74 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:41,420 Oh, no. He called to tell me that he wasn't, 75 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:45,650 which is exactly what you say when you are, but you don't want anybody to suspect it. 76 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:47,180 Really? 77 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:49,530 What would you say if you had issues with your father? 78 00:03:49,570 --> 00:03:52,420 Claire and jay are incredibly competitive. 79 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:54,990 Tennis games, card games, everything. 80 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:56,370 Who knows why? 81 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:58,920 Claire is the son that my dad never had. 82 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:02,420 I mean, he just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard. 83 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:06,900 I did once, but... He did not attend. 84 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:09,220 Looks like fun. 85 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,790 It was, but now it's hard. 86 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:14,710 Oh,I'm sure you're gonna do great, buddy... Eee... 87 00:04:16,830 --> 00:04:17,960 Claire? 88 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:23,180 Uh,I am just showing interest in our son's project, which any parent would - Think! 89 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:25,660 Think... To do. Thinking... 90 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:30,240 I am, that maybe I should stay here in case luke has any questions. 91 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,890 Do you think you can find somebody else to help you with your seminar? 92 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:34,560 I don't know. That's a little last-minute. 93 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,700 You're kind of irreplaceable. 94 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:40,880 Well,I mean, it's just one question, and the seminar isn't for a few hours... 95 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:44,580 Hey, gloria? Quick favor. 96 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:47,290 Okay. See you there. Bye-bye. 97 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,430 What was that? 98 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:52,000 Phil. He needs help with a seminar that he's giving. 99 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,510 - Why can't claire help him? - He didn't say. 100 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:57,970 I'll tell you why- Because she's knee-deep in luke's egg drop project. 101 00:04:58,010 --> 00:04:59,630 She said that she was not going to help. 102 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:03,490 That's exactly what I would say to me if I was helping my kid and didn't want me to know. 103 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:05,390 Why would you be talking to you? 104 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,320 I'm just saying it's unfair to manny. 105 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,680 The kid doesn't stand a chance on his own. 106 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,940 I'm tagging in here. 107 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,300 Jay, he doesn't need you to baby him. 108 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:13,980 I'm just gonna give him a few tips. 109 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,490 Kid, get yourself a snack. 110 00:05:15,530 --> 00:05:18,450 - Okay,I'll cut him some grapes. - Damn it! 111 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:19,850 Not like that, jay. 112 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,930 Like this. Look. 113 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:24,360 It just irritates me, you know what I mean? 114 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,990 We're meeting with prospective birth mothers. 115 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:31,480 We've had a few of these meetings, and they're very nerve-racking. 116 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:35,880 You want to look good, you want to make a good first impression - Kind of like a first date. 117 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:38,020 Actually, it's-it's the opposite of a first date. 118 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:41,330 You don't wanna have sex, but you do want a baby. 119 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:45,240 I have to say, lily is adorable, and such a good eater. 120 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,550 Oh, not all the time. 121 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,790 She just happens to love my tuna salad. 122 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,000 Dolphin safe, of course. 123 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,730 Oh, who cares about that? 124 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,770 Well,I bet the dolphins do. 125 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:57,760 It's okay to eat tuna, but not dolphin? 126 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,790 My theory is,a fish is a fish. 127 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,820 Well... A dolphin's actually a mammal, so... 128 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,560 Eh,to-may-to, to-mah-to. 129 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:07,180 More like tomato, cow. 130 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:09,300 Mitchell, can you help me with the scones in the kitchen? 131 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:10,590 Okay. 132 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:12,450 Excuse us. 133 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:15,060 Okay, this is not really about the scones. 134 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:17,090 Oh, really? You didn't need help carrying six scones? 135 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,510 No, this is about your need to correct everyone's every little mistake. 136 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:21,740 I am sorry. 137 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:23,910 I thought that she could use a basic biology lesson. 138 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:28,030 Well, let me give you a basic biology lesson - you and I can't make a baby. 139 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:33,020 So if she points to a lamp and calls it "uncle george," what are you gonna say? 140 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,440 "pleased to meet you, uncle george." 141 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:38,400 Very good. Now let's get out there,smile,nod, and get ourselves a baby. 142 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,310 Okay. 143 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:42,930 And those are your five keys. 144 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,550 Now if there are no more questions... 145 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:50,540 Ah,yes, the lovely home buyer right here on the edge of her seat. 146 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:57,620 I was wondering... I was wondering, is there a sixth key? 147 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:01,230 As a matter of fact, there is. 148 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,300 We'll work on that. 149 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,810 It's the key to the new home you've purchased below market 150 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:10,120 thanks to woosnum,keneally, and dunphy. 151 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,150 Bravo! 152 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:14,000 Fire the confetti cannon, drop the banner, 153 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:16,440 autographs,autographs,autographs, and we're done. 154 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,040 We still have,like, an hour left. Can I go shopping? 155 00:07:19,070 --> 00:07:22,600 No. I-I have vocal exercises to do, and I need you to do a sound check for me. 156 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,000 Ay,I was hoping we could go to my hair salon. 157 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,240 It's nearby. I didn't have time to finish my hair this morning. 158 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,380 Really? That just happens? 159 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:31,440 Ooh, and I can get my nails done. 160 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,430 Is it okay? 161 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:33,700 Okay. Sure. 162 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:36,080 Oh, oh! Could one of you guys stick this under a chair on your way out? 163 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,130 One of the lucky attendees is going home with a brand-new mouse pad. 164 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:40,470 Wait,wait,wait, wait! 165 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:43,790 I don't wanna see which chair. I wanna be blown away like everyone else. 166 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:50,450 Yes. Now that is feng shul. Doesn't that feel better? 167 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:52,410 Oh, yes. It's wonderful for conversation. 168 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:53,330 Yes, this is nice. 169 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:56,690 It gives the room a nice flow, which I'm really liking. 170 00:07:56,730 --> 00:08:00,850 Sometimes, your furniture tells you where it wants to be. 171 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:05,470 Do you mind if I use your restroom? 172 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:07,900 Not at all. It's - It's just down the hall. 173 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:11,980 Just be warned-there's some furniture in there that kind of likes where it is! 174 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:14,210 Okay,I know it's killing you to do this whole song and dance, 175 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,010 but I think it's going great. 176 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:17,290 Cam, there's a limit, okay? 177 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,510 We already promised her that we would show her son all 52 states. 178 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:22,190 Oh,wow, you have a keyboard. 179 00:08:22,230 --> 00:08:23,270 Oh, yes. That's mine. 180 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:25,240 You're musical. I love that. 181 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,870 It's very important to me. 182 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:28,520 Oh,well, you're preaching to the choir. 183 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,370 Literally. I've sung in several. 184 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,550 Yeah, we sing to lily... All of the time. Mm. 185 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:33,930 I wish I could hear you guys. 186 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:35,790 Oh,well, that's very sweet. 187 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:37,440 No, now. 188 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,060 The baby's father is a musician, 189 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:43,330 and I would love to know that he's growing up in a musical household. 190 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,970 - Okay, sure. - Great. 191 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:51,260 Okay. Now we are actually doing a song and dance. 192 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,130 Okay,well, look at it this way - We're not only adopting a baby, 193 00:08:53,170 --> 00:08:56,100 we're saving it from a life spent searching for east dakota. 194 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:59,290 - Oh, god. - This is actually nice. 195 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,650 This is actually very nice to lean on. 196 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,700 It broke again. 197 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:08,780 Yes,I saw. We'll just need to double up on the cotton. 198 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:10,870 Here, let me save you a step. 199 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,710 Alex! 200 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:15,230 Knock, knock! 201 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:17,170 Dad! Hey! What are you doing here? 202 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:19,680 Manny needs that soldering iron I lent to phil. 203 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:22,400 One of the screws on his project keeps coming loose. 204 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,150 Other than that, it's flawless. 205 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,570 His latest test run, he dropped it off the roof, 206 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:29,400 he walked downstairs, it hadn't landed yet. 207 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:32,100 I had nothing. I had to get in claire's head. 208 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:35,330 Sometimes the best thing to do in a race to the top... 209 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,530 Is grease the pole behind you. 210 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:39,250 Wow. So manny's still working? 211 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:40,550 Luke finished a couple hours ago. 212 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:42,460 Is that why all these eggs are on the floor? 213 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:46,720 Oh,well, you know, after so many landed safely, we thought we should test 'em, 214 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,790 make sure we weren't working with a super strong batch. 215 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:51,130 Sounds like you knocked it out of the park. 216 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,040 Oh, yeah. Definitely, we did. 217 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:57,860 Um,so,dad, if I find out what phil did with that soldering iron,I'll run it over. 218 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,540 Great. Mm. 219 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:02,380 'cause,uh, we're gonna test it later today at the school. 220 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,870 Fun. Maybe we'll meet you. 221 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,210 We can come anytime, right? 222 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,990 'cause we don't have a - a spring problem. 223 00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:11,460 - Around 5:00? - Perfect. 224 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:16,040 Okay. Bear with us. We're a little rusty. 225 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,710 Yes, and please put all cell phones on vibrate. 226 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:47,000 I really am a clown. 227 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:07,210 - thank you. - It was wonderful. 228 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,590 I'm confused, though. I thought cameron was the singer. 229 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:12,690 Yeah. Oh... Yes, yes,I am. 230 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:15,800 Really? Because mitchell has such a lovely voice. 231 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:17,630 Well,I think he was following my lead. 232 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,570 You know,a good leader can make all the difference. 233 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,490 Actually, you were a little pitchy. 234 00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:24,140 But it was terrific, really. 235 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,450 Thank you. 236 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,920 Yes. Thank you for your opinion. 237 00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:34,720 Faster! Faster! We're going to be late to your father. 238 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,990 Why did you have to do your toes, too? 239 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,560 Well, there's this really cute boy at school who's kinda into my feet. 240 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,330 Be careful. That can get really creepy fast. 241 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,000 Ay. Where is the car? I parked it here! 242 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,150 it's a tow zone. 243 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,530 Somebody just put that there, because that wasn't here when I parked! 244 00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:51,950 It looks pretty old to me. 245 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,710 Haley, don't lie. That was not here! 246 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:13,350 Ladies and gentlemen... Get ready for one of the giants of residential real estate... 247 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:18,370 A salesman's salesman... Where are you guys? I've been calling you! 248 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:23,330 A realtor's realtor... You were supposed to do my intro. Now I have to. 249 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:26,660 2 - time nonconsecutive winner of the realtor of the year award... 250 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,100 Just get back here by the end. 251 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:31,050 Future investors, stop making excuses! 252 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:37,270 And start... Making your dreams come true! 253 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:42,040 Ladies and gentlemen, phil dunphy! 254 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,070 How are you? 255 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:49,210 Thanks, mike. I appreciate it. 256 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,690 Welcome. 257 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:52,770 Taxi! 258 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,960 You see? They don't stop because I'm latina. 259 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,020 Or because that was just a yellow car. 260 00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:01,270 My dad is gonna freak out. You have to take the blame for this. 261 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,390 Why me? 262 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,470 Oh, because he'll never get mad at you. 263 00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,460 He totally puts you on a pedestal. 264 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:07,550 That's not true. 265 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,030 Yeah, it is. 266 00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:11,410 Let me just call the cab company. 267 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,060 Taxi! 268 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:17,210 It's not rocket science,people, it's just a little red card. 269 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,680 Okay. I guess nobody needs a mouse pad. 270 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:26,970 How's my favorite kid doing? 271 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,450 Favorite? 272 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,340 Yeah,I know, we're not supposed to have favorites. 273 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:31,930 But you know what? We do. 274 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:35,560 And the good news is, it's you. 275 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,440 I'm not giving you my design. 276 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:39,410 Who said anything about giving? 277 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,820 We can work out an arrangement. 278 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,210 It's cheating. 279 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,070 What do you want? Money? 280 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:46,230 I got a little something set aside. 281 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:51,920 Okay. I shouldn't even be giving you this hint, but... First get a mirror. 282 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,180 A mirror? 283 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,420 Then you're gonna look in it, and you're gonna see a crazy woman. 284 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:57,590 She needs your help. 285 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:02,240 You know,I made the egg that made you, that made that project, 286 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,140 so in a lot of ways, that design is already mine! 287 00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:09,520 Oh, you're fine. 288 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:15,270 Are you sure that there are no more questions? 289 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,850 No more questions? Yes! 290 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,900 If we could just get that over to the mustachioed gentleman. 291 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,910 Yes,I was - Oh, hey,I think we're all tired of that sound. 292 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,130 Let me just come to you. 293 00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,100 I bet I know what your question is. 294 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:30,870 You're probably wondering if there's sixth key. 295 00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:36,070 No,I was wondering about - I was wondering about accelerated escrow. 296 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,090 If it works for both parties, it's a great way to expedite the deal. 297 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:43,510 But back to your first question about this mysterious sixth key. 298 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,430 I didn't say anything- 299 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:48,830 The sixth key is the key to the new home that you purchased below market 300 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:52,770 using the simple principles that you learned here today... 301 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:58,620 But not so simple that you don't still need the professional services of woosnum, keneally... 302 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:02,870 And dunphy! 303 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,600 Thank you for coming. 304 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,980 Son of a- 305 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:18,860 So is-is there anything that you'd like to know about us? 306 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,190 I don't think so. 307 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:23,100 In fact,I don't think I need to interview any more people. 308 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,640 You guys are perfect. 309 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,640 Are-are you saying what I think you're saying? 310 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,480 Well,I'm not supposed to say anything to you directly, 311 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,360 but I think you guys should be expecting good news. 312 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,650 Aah! Oh, gosh! 313 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:38,180 Oh,I know,I know, you're not saying anything! 314 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:40,950 But what you're not saying is wonderful! 315 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,040 Um, all right. I'm gonna get some sparkling cider? 316 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,650 - Yes, yes. - Okay, okay. 317 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:48,460 It wouldn't be a celebration without cider or a celebratory song. 318 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,060 But this time,I want you to sit right here. 319 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,030 So have a seat here. 320 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:56,170 Let's just get this mop out of the way there. 321 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,100 yes, she was upset, but on a positive note, 322 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,560 what I take from this experience is,I can sing. 323 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,820 Uh, what we didn't take away from the experience is a baby, 324 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,750 because she decided to keep it. 325 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:43,810 Ay. No. Did we missed everything? 326 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,100 yeah. They cleared out of here pretty fast. 327 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,090 - Bummer. - More than a bummer, haley. 328 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:50,150 This was really important to me, and you blew it. 329 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:53,400 Ay,no,phil, it was my fault. It was not her fault. 330 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,010 Okay. What's done is done. 331 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,510 Can you take the brochures out to the car? 332 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,090 Wow. It's still full. 333 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,910 Yeah, it is. 334 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,680 So it was not very good? 335 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,130 Um... No. 336 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,540 I kind of need to sweep here. 337 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,780 Okay. But-but I'm so sorry, phil. 338 00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,010 It's okay. 339 00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:12,380 No, it's not okay. 340 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:15,280 We came late and we ruined your whole presentation. 341 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,480 These things happen. 342 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,560 Yeah, it happens, and people get angry. 343 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,680 - Gloria, it's fine. - No, it's not fine! 344 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:25,050 I'm trying to have a real conversation, and all you do is put me on a pedestal! 345 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,170 Wait a minute. You're mad at me? 346 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:32,650 yes, because that's not how family's supposed to treat each other! 347 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,320 You know how family's supposed to treat each other? 348 00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:36,710 They're supposed to actually think about each other! 349 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:37,950 I asked you to do one thing... 350 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,730 And you were too selfish and irresponsible to come through for me on a day that, 351 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,330 believe it or not, was really important to me! 352 00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:47,240 Oh, my god. You're crying. I'm so sorry. 353 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,650 No! That's what I want! 354 00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:52,650 You yell at me because you love me! 355 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,510 Well, you made me mad. 356 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,740 And you should be. 357 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,590 Well,I'm not anymore. 358 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,910 - Don't treat me like that, phil. - Because now I'm furious! 359 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:02,830 Ay, mi familia! Si. 360 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,640 Oh, how do you do that? 361 00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:07,790 It makes me so... mad. 362 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,880 That's a pretty nice piece of handiwork for a 13-year-old. 363 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,130 Yeah, luke did pretty good, too, 364 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,100 for a kid who still needs help getting out of his backpack. 365 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:17,400 - Still your grandson. - Felt bad when I said it. 366 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,590 Okay, let's do this. Watch out, kids! They're coming down! 367 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,700 One,two, three. 368 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,050 How'd we do? 369 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,460 Both eggs are okay. 370 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,800 Great. So we both win. 371 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:30,610 Unacceptable. We're going up another level. 372 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,160 Absolutely. Come on. Third floor. 373 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,520 Meet us there, alex. Let's go. 374 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,410 Wait. You don't have to do this. 375 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,370 The assignment was for a 1-story drop. 376 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:38,470 We both get a's. 377 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,520 We're doing this. 378 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,050 I don't like this. 379 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,990 The two of them talking up there - They're gonna figure out what we did. 380 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,520 We did what we had to. 381 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:49,720 We're gonna get caught. 382 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:52,380 Look at them down there. They're not even paying attention. 383 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:54,260 This is the best part. 384 00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:56,280 Actually, manny looks kind of upset. 385 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:58,650 Why would he be? He's about to kick luke's butt. 386 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,550 Oh, knock it off. 387 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:03,690 Luke and manny had as much to do with this project as they did with the manhattan project. 388 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,580 You think that's what's going on? 389 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,380 They're upset because we took over for them? 390 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,510 Maybe. 391 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:12,700 They were supposed to-to learn from this, and-and we ruined it. 392 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,830 - We should go talk to them. - Yeah. 393 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,250 Boys, we need to talk. 394 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,870 Oh, god. Oh, god. 395 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,040 Just stay frosty. 396 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:27,530 So,uh, we realized a couple things up there, and I think apologies are in order. 397 00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:29,310 Okay. We admit it. 398 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:32,560 - We tricked you into doing our projects for us. - What? 399 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,960 This is the first I'm hearing of this. 400 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,280 We knew you'd do all the work if you thought you were competing with each other. 401 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,310 So I told you I thought claire was helping luke, and then you called claire... 402 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:44,330 - Which got me involved, and... - All right. Here's what's gonna happen... 403 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,600 You're gonna get in the car, we're gonna drive home, 404 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,460 and you're each gonna do your own projects. 405 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,670 Fine. 406 00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:56,520 You know, this is your fault. 407 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:57,370 What? 408 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,610 The way we compete with each other it's-is sick. 409 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,210 It's so sick, two 13-year-olds know how to take advantage of us. 410 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,890 And you know what? You made me this way. 411 00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,260 How do you figure that? 412 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,470 dad! You pushed me into sports. 413 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,760 You never let me win. You know, that stuff - It does something to a girl. 414 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,450 For your information, you came out of the womb like that. 415 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,940 I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there you bumped off. 416 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,700 If you saw that in me, why didn't you discourage it? 417 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:23,590 Why would I discourage something that I love? 418 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,170 Really? 419 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:27,460 You kidding? You're a fighter. 420 00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:30,570 The thing I love about you is you never give up. 421 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:34,510 Dad. 422 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:37,280 Even though I clearly designed a superior egg container. 423 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,490 Out of your mind, old man. 424 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,720 Only one way to find out. 425 00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:46,440 Give up. You're all just playing for second. 426 00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:51,030 There's something wrong with that one. 427 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:57,450 I'm not wrong. Mom can be crazy, right? 428 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,450 Hello. 429 00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,300 Thank you. 430 00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:04,800 But at the same time,I feel guilty when I get mad at her. 431 00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:06,530 I don't think that's weird. 432 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,310 I'm just really proud of my project, and I didn't want to share it. 433 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,550 Everybody has their own thing. 434 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:13,320 Thanks, haley. 435 00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:17,940 I know it might sound dorky, but these late night conversations really mean a lot to me. 436 00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:19,290 Like the only time that I feel like you and I are - 437 00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:22,860 okay,cory, just one picture, hold on. 438 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,640 My feet looks fat from this angel. 439 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:30,540 Hey, Alex wake up,I need you to take a picture of my feet. 440 00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,690 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 441 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,810 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- É­Æo°®ÂüÄá 442 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,100 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 12