1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:04,040 Councilwoman dunphy, 2 00:00:04,090 --> 00:00:08,300 how do you respond to allegations that you look super sexy in your new suit? 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,220 Uh,I haven't been elected yet. 4 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,360 Come on, kids! We gotta vote! 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,720 - Honey, come on. Please stop filming. - I'm just excited! 6 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:18,330 After today, you are going to be a councilwoman, 7 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:20,670 and I am going to be a first husband. 8 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:23,650 And if you don't stop filming, you're going to be my first husband. 9 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,180 All right,everybody, come on! 10 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,540 Do you know what you're doing, kids? 11 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:28,700 You guys are manning the phone banks. 12 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:29,970 Alex, you're in charge of that. 13 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:32,670 Wh-why is she in charge? And what's-what's a phone bank? 14 00:00:32,670 --> 00:00:34,930 - That's why. - Phil.- I got it. 15 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,270 I will be driving 50 of our finest senior citizens to the polls, assuming, 16 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,050 of course, that they remember that I'm coming for them. 17 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,840 - Where you at? - High five. 18 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:43,800 Old people occasionally forget things. 19 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:45,340 Okay. All right,everybody, let's go. Let's go. 20 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:46,620 Wait,wait,wait,wait, wait! Real quick! 21 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,420 Sorry. Everybody get in there. Jump in there. 22 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,270 I just want to say how proud of you we all are. 23 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:54,140 You're an inspiration. 24 00:00:54,190 --> 00:00:55,450 Who would have thought that 20 years ago 25 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,150 when you were still in the bloom of your youth- 26 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:59,650 Okay,I'm gonna go start the car. 27 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,880 Claire likes to win. 28 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:02,770 When she was 8,a little girl scout friend of hers 29 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:05,190 bragged she could sell the most cookies. 30 00:01:05,210 --> 00:01:07,080 Damn if claire didn't walk the neighborhood 31 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:10,420 till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes. 32 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,840 Best part is claire wasn't even a girl scout. 33 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,880 The choice is claire! 34 00:01:17,930 --> 00:01:21,620 vote claire dunphy for town council. 35 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:24,070 Aw,I love it! huh? 36 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,270 - What do you think, huh? - I love it. 37 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:28,910 We got it on craigslist. 38 00:01:31,410 --> 00:01:33,070 - Came off a taco truck. - It did. 39 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:36,300 - I love that you're doing this for me. Thank you! - You're welcome. 40 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,110 I know how important winning is to claire. 41 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,000 And I love to festoon things. 42 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:41,180 We're her dream team. 43 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,970 So we cleared the whole day, dropped lily off at school, 44 00:01:43,010 --> 00:01:44,670 and voted first thing. 45 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:48,800 Although,uh, one of us had a bit of a dimpled chad situation. 46 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:51,440 Can you tell me how this machine works again, chad? 47 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:53,920 Oh, sure. No problem. 48 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:56,070 Just wanna look in here. Just- 49 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:59,340 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 50 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:04,850 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- É­Æo°®ÂüÄá 51 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:07,190 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 19 52 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:10,220 Thank you. Thank you. 53 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,650 bye! bye! 54 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:16,360 I can see clairely now that duane is gone. 55 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:19,050 Bye! Thank you! Oh, my gosh. 56 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:20,930 Okay,everybody, get in the car. Let's go. Let's go. 57 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:22,410 Good luck today, claire. 58 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:23,940 Oh,laurie, thank you. 59 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,510 Hey, by the way, we have some really good news. 60 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:28,720 - What's that? - Becky got into the university of oregon. 61 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:31,850 - Oh, congratulations! - Any news, haley? 62 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:35,460 Uh,uh,no, not - Not yet,but, you know, super psyched! 63 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:36,920 This whole waiting-to-hear thing 64 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:40,070 has been a nightmare since the very first letter. 65 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:42,870 I'm too nervous. I can't do it. 66 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:49,500 "dear miss dunphy, we regret to inform you... " 67 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,770 what? Don't leave me hanging! 68 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:57,570 After that,I decided to only tell my parents good news. 69 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,640 I have one school left, and the only good news I've gotten is 70 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:04,450 that my annoying neighbor becky is moving back east to oregon. 71 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:06,900 - Manny, write this down. - I didn't bring a pen. 72 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:09,900 Election day is america at its finest. 73 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,340 The people speak, and the government listens. 74 00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:13,660 I don't know what they do in colombia. 75 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:14,960 No one does, and don't ask. 76 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:16,330 I mean, we know that voting's a privilege, 77 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:18,370 but for my daughter to have her name on that ballot, 78 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:21,390 it just means so much more- 79 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,640 You know what? I think I'm gonna vote later. 80 00:03:23,650 --> 00:03:24,960 What? Where are you going? 81 00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:27,090 Ah, the line is too long. 82 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:30,400 It's only three people! And nobody has a gun! 83 00:03:32,010 --> 00:03:36,430 Ah... We're here, we're claire, get used to it! 84 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:38,790 You know,I'm not sure if that's tracking. 85 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:40,820 Here, let me try one. 86 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:44,690 You don't have to be clairevoyant to know who to vote for. 87 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:46,940 Vote dunphy for town council. 88 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:49,240 Uh,uh,uh, claire dunphy. 89 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:51,070 Uh,c-claire's her first name. 90 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,130 I'm sorry if that wasn't claire. 91 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,740 Oh, my god. Look at that. There's a trash can right there, 92 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,520 and that guy just threw his paper on the sidewalk. 93 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:01,880 hey! You in the yellow jacket. 94 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:05,380 Pick it up and put it in the trash. 95 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:10,590 - my god. He did it. - Yes, he did. 96 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:12,870 Ooh, here. Let me try one. 97 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,860 hey, Dragon tattoo, no jaywalking! 98 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:20,120 Oh, my gosh. This is an instrument of power. 99 00:04:20,130 --> 00:04:21,810 How could they not sell tacos? 100 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,410 You know what we could do with this thing? 101 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:25,920 Cam, we could really make a difference. 102 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:27,470 We could be the voice of change. 103 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,920 Ooh,I got it! 104 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:32,070 Let's go yell at the dry cleaner that lost my shirt. 105 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,420 Come on, gang. 106 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,380 Today is the dunphys at their best. 107 00:04:40,810 --> 00:04:41,990 I'm from the "weekly saver." 108 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:44,060 Mind if I ask you a couple questions about the big election? 109 00:04:44,070 --> 00:04:46,090 Not at all. No. Fire away. 110 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,440 Who are you voting for today? 111 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,870 Claire dunphy. 112 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:53,030 Finally. I've been waiting for someone to say that name. Why? 113 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:55,300 Uh... Because I am claire dunphy. 114 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:58,220 Oh, sorry. They moved me over from ad sales. 115 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,360 We take turns reporting. 116 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:01,070 How do you feel about your chances today? 117 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:03,140 Not as good as I did a few minutes ago. I- I think- 118 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:07,400 no. No, she feels great. Um, her spirits are high. The whole family's high. 119 00:05:07,410 --> 00:05:08,990 - There's your headline. - Phil, no. 120 00:05:09,010 --> 00:05:10,150 Uh, how about a photo of all of you? 121 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:12,130 - Yeah. Sure. Yes, yes. - Mom,mom, mom. Tag. 122 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:13,660 - Tag's still on. - Oh, my goodness. Thank you. 123 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,520 That would have been a really awkward picture. Okay. 124 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:20,450 Ohh! No! 125 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,090 - What is that? - Uh... Is that a tooth? 126 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,570 - ew! - Awesome! 127 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:24,800 How old are you? No! 128 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:26,410 - do it again! - How does that even happen? 129 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:29,130 It's a-a fake tooth from an old ice-skating injury. 130 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:31,330 It just fell out. Oh, my gosh. Why today? What about the- 131 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:33,710 Let's not overreact. Let's-let me see it. 132 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:36,420 Okay. All right. 133 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:40,520 Um... Got it. Thanks. 134 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,150 What happened back there? 135 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,070 Line was too long. I couldn't wait. 136 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,010 I've seen you wait 45 minutes in line for sherbet! 137 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:54,020 Well,I happen to like sherbet, okay? 138 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:56,980 That place I take you has the greatest sherbet on the west coast. 139 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:59,770 They got lime sherbet, they got coconut sherbet. 140 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:00,930 Why are we talking about sherbet? 141 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:02,200 He's clearly changing the subject. 142 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,430 Why aren't you in school? 143 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,770 He's doing it again. 144 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:08,090 - Manny's right. You're being very ardilla. - "Ardilla"? 145 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,000 Yeah, you know, the- the one that-that- 146 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:11,920 Rabbit? I was being rabbit-y? 147 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,720 No, another one with the cheeks and the tail and - 148 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:14,810 chipmunk? Possum? 149 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:16,310 Okay, obviously she means squirrel. 150 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,490 You were being squirrely then, you're being squirrely now. 151 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,350 Better than being a rat. 152 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:21,760 Manny, give us a minute. 153 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:25,090 Oh, sure. I served him up on a silver platter. 154 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,560 What? 155 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:33,360 All right, it's no big deal. 156 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:34,870 There was a woman working there. 157 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,300 I didn't want her to see me. 158 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:38,000 - Who is she? - Her name is dottie. 159 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:40,640 She's the first woman I dated after my divorce. 160 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,560 You dated a dottie after dede? 161 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:44,090 Y - you're focusing on the wrong thing here. 162 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:46,430 The-the point is it ended badly. 163 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:50,510 I tried to let her down easy,but,uh, she didn't take it too well. 164 00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:53,940 Actually,I don't know how she took it,'cause I wasn't there. 165 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:55,770 We dated a few weeks, then after we... 166 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,100 You know,I slipped out of her house 167 00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:00,470 before she woke up and never called her again. 168 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:02,920 Put my pants on in her yard, put the car in neutral, 169 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:04,910 let it roll down the driveway, lights off. 170 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:07,170 Hey,I can't talk about this anymore. 171 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:10,940 So because of this woman, you didn't vote for your daughter? 172 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,440 It's claire! We need her to win! 173 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:16,500 I don't want to be around when something that tight comes unraveled. 174 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,660 I'll figure out something. 175 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,270 Maybe those poll workers take shifts. 176 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:25,700 Stop hiding in your little cave like a- Like, you know. Like the- The-the- 177 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:26,790 I really don't wanna do this again. 178 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:30,210 No, the- No. No,no-no, no. The big one,like,uh, the monster furry one. 179 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:33,570 Ay, why can't I remember any animal names? 180 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:37,350 climb aboard the dunphy express. 181 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:39,480 Next stop-democracy. 182 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,560 Well-no, no- Please don't go. I won't do that anymore. I promise. 183 00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:45,090 Oh. Uh, we need to make a quick stop. 184 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:46,340 I gotta pick up my new glasses. 185 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:50,410 No can do. I, uh... I got a lot of people waitin', so... 186 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:52,560 It'll just take two minutes. 187 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:55,440 I can't even see the ballot without my glasses. 188 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:59,610 I mark the wrong box, next thing you know I'll be married to a guy. 189 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:02,130 Yeah,I - I don't think it's mandatory, walt. 190 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:05,770 I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me. 191 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:10,930 They will break all your buttons... And say you brought it in that way. 192 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,530 Okay,go,go, go! 193 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:15,040 Turns out we had a lot of axes to grind. 194 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:18,460 And a hybrid, so there was virtually no stopping us. 195 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:20,530 Do not see that movie! 196 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:22,910 You will neither laugh nor cry! 197 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:26,120 "Best pizza in the city"? not even the best pizza on this street. 198 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:29,440 They do not do the hair of the people on those pictures! 199 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:33,380 Totally free checking? Don't bank on it! 200 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:37,130 okay, that was really fun, but now we gotta go back to campaigning for claire. 201 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:38,510 We've been saying that for two hours. 202 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,450 Yes, but now I - I really mean it. 203 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:42,550 - Oh, my god, there's sandy! - Sandra bullock? 204 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:46,120 Yeah, sandra bullock. We're such good friends,I call her "sandy,"so... 205 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,170 No, sandy who works at lily's preschool. Right there. 206 00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:51,320 - Oh, yeah. You know, she got engaged. - no! 207 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:53,060 - To the gay boyfriend? - Totally. 208 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,950 Oh, how does she not see it? 209 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,520 if I was with somebody that gorgeous,I'd overlook a few quirks, too. 210 00:08:57,530 --> 00:09:01,640 First of all, thank you. Second of all... Point well taken. 211 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:04,310 I don't know. Poor sandy. I feel so bad for her. 212 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,260 - Well, it's better than being alone. - Is it? 213 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:08,220 she's looking over here. 214 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:09,660 Oh, my god. Mitchell, you're sitting on the button. 215 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,600 What? No-no,I'm not. No,I'm not! 216 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:13,500 the-it's stuck! And you're the one that had it last 217 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,720 when you were talking to the cheese shop! 218 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:16,640 Because you know what? if you advertise truffle cheese, 219 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:20,050 - there are certain expectations - hi, sandy. 220 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,760 All right. How about this? 221 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:31,440 If you vote for claire dunphy... 222 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:35,160 You won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. 223 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,160 Vote for claire! 224 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:40,170 Luke! What are you doing? You can't say that! 225 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:43,890 Oh, like she'd be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep. 226 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:46,320 Well, maybe I don't want to talk to you, either. 227 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:48,490 maybe you are the one that is bothering me! 228 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,620 how do you like that? Eh? 229 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:56,180 Gloria,I'm gonna have to ask you again to please stick to your script. 230 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,800 But everybody's saying no to me! 231 00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:01,800 I don't get it. Usually when I ask someone to do something, they just do it! 232 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:04,090 Maybe it's because these people can't see you. 233 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,390 I don't like it. 234 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:08,860 Can't you just hook me up to some sort of camera? 235 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,880 Well, thank you,maggie, for the vote. 236 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:13,470 Okay. Bye-bye. 237 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:15,950 Here's your seat. 238 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:18,640 Thank you. Um, you'll have to excuse me. 239 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,360 I'm a little nervous. I've never been on the radio before. 240 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,550 Don't worry about it. 241 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:24,890 - Just think of it as a conversation. - Okay. 242 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:27,060 Here are your headphones. Volume control. 243 00:10:27,070 --> 00:10:29,060 - Don't get too far from the mike. - Okay. 244 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:30,520 Make sure your cell phone's off. 245 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,110 Oh. Cell phone. Right. Um... 246 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:33,470 And you're not chewing gum, are you? 247 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,500 No,I'm not. I just had some temporary dental work done. 248 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,590 The last thing I need- 249 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,820 And welcome back to "a matter of record." 250 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:45,090 I'm cecil van gundy. 251 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:52,410 Joining us now in studio is district 43 town council candidate claire dunphy. 252 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:56,930 Thank you, cecil. It's a pleasure to be here. 253 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:59,310 So... You're a first-time candidate. 254 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,870 Tell us what got you involved. 255 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,650 It all started with a, um... With a stop sign. 256 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:08,600 I was concerned about... Safety in our neighborhood... 257 00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:13,220 And I was not getting any satisfaction from city hall. 258 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:14,770 What's wrong with mom? 259 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,230 Oh, this isn't good. 260 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,660 She sounds drunk! 261 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:18,930 That's not her drunk voice. 262 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,700 Tell us about some of the other issues facing our town. 263 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,630 Where do you stand on the city's sewage 264 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:28,530 and sustainability initiative, the so-called s.s.I.? 265 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:31,610 One cannot really talk about s- s-sewage 266 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:36,180 and sustainability without first discussing... Recycling. 267 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:40,790 What the hell's wrong with her? She sounds drunk! 268 00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:42,810 It's a tooth thing. 269 00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:44,520 What's wrong? 270 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:46,470 Oh,I'm almost out of air. Oh, boy. 271 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:47,790 Is that serious? 272 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,890 Is oxygen serious? 273 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,120 You know what? I lost a ton of time getting your glasses. 274 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,440 I'm just gonna drop you at home. 275 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,850 You can get your air. I can drive other people. 276 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:57,730 I don't have any more tanks at home. 277 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:59,720 Why? That seems like bad planning. 278 00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:01,250 Well,I forgot to order them. 279 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:04,020 My pills make me forget things. 280 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,950 Oh, shoot! I gotta take my pill! 281 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:07,290 Please tell me you have it with you. 282 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,170 Of course I do, but I have to take 'em with food. Don't I? 283 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:11,580 Are you asking me? 284 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,080 uh, yes! I do take them with food! 285 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,570 Ooh. I don't feel so well. 286 00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:17,230 Okay,I'll get you whatever you want! 287 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,360 I'll get you the air,I'll get you the food. 288 00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:21,060 Then I'll vote for your drunk wife. 289 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:23,760 That is not her drunk voice! 290 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,240 Thank you so much for voting. 291 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:29,160 We appreciate it. 292 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,110 Hi. I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me. Jay pritchett. 293 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:36,020 Uh, can I get in - In and out really quick? 294 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:38,660 Thank you. This is all I needed. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 295 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,320 All right. Claire,claire, claire. 296 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,930 Claire, claire - . Ahhahh, here. 297 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,850 I'm sorry! I'm sorry,I'm sorry! 298 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,700 Hello, dottie! 299 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:59,250 Jay! It's so nice to see you! 300 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,640 - Is it? - Oh, why wouldn't it be? 301 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,980 Well - oh. 302 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,300 That was a long time ago. Water under the bridge. 303 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:07,390 - We're good. - Oh, that's great. 304 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,520 Thank you so much for voting. 305 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:13,290 You remember my daughter claire. She's - She's running for town council. 306 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:16,880 - Oh, isn't that neat? - Yeah,I'm so proud. 307 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,520 So you're gonna put it in there, huh? 308 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,930 Oh,yeah, of course. Definitely. 309 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,720 'cause every vote counts, you know. 310 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,530 Uh-huh. Thank you h muc sofor voting. 311 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:32,900 Boy,I'd sure like to see the sweet sight of my vote... Counting. 312 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:35,530 Why would I say I'd do something and not do it? 313 00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:37,470 That would make me a liar... 314 00:13:37,490 --> 00:13:39,850 Instead of a trusting widow who fell asleep 315 00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:43,370 in the warm embrace of a man who promised to make breakfast. 316 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,360 Okay, here it is. 317 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:48,010 Look,I am so sorry. 318 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:52,710 You were the first woman I'd been with besides my ex - 35 years. 319 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:53,770 I panicked. 320 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,180 An-and it wasn't 'cause y- you weren't pretty naked or anything like that. 321 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,780 I'd have run from angie dickinson. 322 00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:01,190 Oh, lucky her. Dottie- Good-bye, jay! 323 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,900 Dottie,dottie, please. I'm just trying to get my ballot in the box. 324 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,590 Oh,yeah, that sounds familiar. 325 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,280 Yeah, but you don't have to do anything. 326 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,090 Just let me put it in! 327 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:11,840 Uhh. Shouldn't have said that. 328 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,510 We are so sorry. 329 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:16,430 We did not mean for you to hear any of that. 330 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,030 Yes, and you know what? We shouldn't have been gossiping in the first place. 331 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,250 But what if you're right? What if gregory is gay? 332 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:23,780 when my mom said it,I didn't believe her. 333 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,770 She lives in iowa. But coming from you two! 334 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,160 - Means nothing. - no. 335 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,820 We barely know your fiance. 336 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,880 If he says he's straight, he's straight. Mm. Straight. 337 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,370 We're getting married in a month. 338 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:37,380 People are flying in. He signed us up for dance classes. Oh, my god! 339 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:38,840 No. No,no, no. Hey. 340 00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:40,130 This is what gays do. Yeah. 341 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,190 - We gossip. - We gossip a lot. 342 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,530 He gossips! 343 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,850 no. No. You're missing the point, okay? 344 00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:46,530 We see a great-looking guy like gregory, 345 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,380 and we say he's gay because we want him to be gay! 346 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,530 - Really? Really? Are you sure? - Yes. Yes. 347 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,910 Absolutely. Look at what we do with movie stars. 348 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:57,690 You know? Hugh jackman - He sings, he dances, he's dreamy! mmm! 349 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,560 So obviously we would want him on our team! Rrr! 350 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:04,200 But he's straight. Trust me,I know. 351 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,860 I said hello to him once in a restaurant, 352 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,860 and there was absolutely no chemistry. 353 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,870 Well, if that isn't proof... 354 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,070 Three weeks later, sandy and gregory got married, 355 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:15,310 and everyone said the wedding was beautiful. 356 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:21,030 Gregory did the flowers... Which is perfectly normal for a straight guy. 357 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,200 The greeks do one thing right, and it's lamb! 358 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:27,940 All right. Let's go vote. 359 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:30,720 Why the hell does your wife want to be a politician, anyway? 360 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,210 You heard her. She wanted to put up a stop sign at bristol and greenleaf, 361 00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,770 - but then she ran into... - Wait,wait, wait! 362 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,270 That's near where I live! 363 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,570 Yeah. We're neighbors. Let's go! 364 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:41,350 No way I'm voting for that! 365 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:43,460 Too much government already. 366 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,890 I didn't fight a war so some politician could tell me where I have to stop my car. 367 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:49,290 You don't even drive! 368 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,980 That's 'cause that barack obama took my license away. 369 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,810 I don't think he was involved in the decision! 370 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,990 I left the house today to get 50 votes for my wife. 371 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,170 I'm not going home with zero. 372 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:02,150 The least you can do is walk right in there and punch a hole for the woman 373 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,930 who drags your garbage can up your driveway every tuesday! 374 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:07,530 I don't like it! Goes against everything I believe in. 375 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,290 Really? A stop sign? 376 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:12,230 But I'll do it,'cause you're a good kid. 377 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:16,630 And I had a nice day... Till you started yelling at me. 378 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,590 So sorry. Thank you. 379 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:20,910 Here you go. 380 00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:23,760 You know, my wife was an alcoholic, too. 381 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:26,140 Okay. Let's just go vote. 382 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:32,640 Hi, everyone! 383 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:35,370 - Any news? - Not yet, not yet, but even if I lose, 384 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:38,620 at least now I know I have a future in radio. 385 00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:41,670 I couldn't. People need to see me. 386 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,950 Before we get the results, 387 00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:46,890 I just want to thank you all for everything you've done for me. 388 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:52,930 Mitch and cam, for campaigning for me all day in your little claire-mobile. 389 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:54,560 It's the least we could do. Yeah. 390 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,800 Literally. 391 00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:59,440 We probably did more for hugh jackman's career than we did for claire's. 392 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:04,310 And, manny and gloria, thank you for making all those phone calls. 393 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,220 And, dad... For all your support. 394 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:10,190 I don't think I convinced anyone to vote for claire. 395 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:12,170 I don't think I even voted. 396 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,730 And my husband... 397 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:21,660 Who drove around I don't know how many senior citizens today to the polls. 398 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,530 one. 399 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,800 And my beautiful children, 400 00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:30,780 whose faith has given me the confidence to believe that I can do this. 401 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:34,310 - I can... Somebody else answer it. I lost. - Mom. Mom. 402 00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:36,790 Mom. Answer the phone. 403 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:41,900 Hello? This is she. 404 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,510 Thanks so much for calling. 405 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,950 Bye-bye. 406 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,360 I have some bad news. 407 00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:59,440 Because someone's gonna be busy now that she's a councilwoman? 408 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,390 No, no,I wasn't doing that fake thing. 409 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,770 I really lost. I lost. 410 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:11,310 I'm so sorry. But you know what? 411 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:15,270 We are still just so proud of you. 412 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:22,670 Yeah! I- I don't know about you,but, um... I could use a glass of wine. Mm-hmm. 413 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:28,550 Ohh. Now you're gonna hear her drunk voice. 414 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,140 mom? 415 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,810 - You okay? - Yes. Fine. I'm good. 416 00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:42,300 I'm fine. I'm not fine. I wanted to win, and... And I'm so embarrassed. 417 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:47,100 I mean, everybody out here worked so hard for me, 418 00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:51,230 and they believed in me, and I let 'em down. 419 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,490 Oh, honey. 420 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,130 Oh, sweetheart. 421 00:18:57,150 --> 00:19:00,550 Well, don't cry. I'm gonna be fine, sweetie. 422 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,150 Really,I am. 423 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:06,650 Just knowing you care so much makes me feel better. 424 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:11,910 No,I got four rejection letters I never told you guys about. 425 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,500 What? 426 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:18,560 I got rejected from u.c.s.b.,oregon, wisconsin... 427 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,130 - Oh, no. - And northwestern. 428 00:19:20,130 --> 00:19:22,980 Well, we were overshooting on that one. 429 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:27,980 - What about, uh... - It came today. My last chance. 430 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:30,530 I'm too scared to open it. 431 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:36,240 Whatever it says in there, your father and I are crazy proud of you. Okay? 432 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,970 I did start trying this year. 433 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,920 I know you did. You did. 434 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:43,140 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 435 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:46,200 Neither do you. 436 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,670 It's a little bit different. 437 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,430 No, it's exactly the same. Mmm. 438 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:56,600 Except you tried really hard the whole time, not just at the end. 439 00:19:57,450 --> 00:20:00,150 You're right. It is the same. 440 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:04,960 We have nothing to be ashamed of... So let's open that together. 441 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,750 Yeah, open it. 442 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,140 What? No! What are you doing here? 443 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,340 No. Come on, haley. We believe in you. 444 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,760 Do it! 445 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,400 You can always work for me. 446 00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:15,840 Come on. You can do it. You can do this. 447 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:18,680 Open. Open,open, open. 448 00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:25,360 "dear miss dunphy, we regret to inform you... " 449 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:26,700 oh, honey. 450 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:29,320 "while we cannot offer you admission at this time, 451 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,850 "you are a promising candidate, 452 00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:33,160 and therefore we would like to place you on our wait list!" 453 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,160 oh, my god,I got wait-listed! 454 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:37,670 We will take it! 455 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:40,130 Congratulations! Congratulations! 456 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,750 Aw! Our daughter might be going to college! 457 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,300 Phil, look. 458 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:54,070 A stop sign. 459 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:56,510 It's addressed to you. 460 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,060 "dear claire,I won. You lost. 461 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,710 "here's your stupid stop sign. 462 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,000 "next time you think about bothering me,"please take its advice. 463 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:11,910 a 464 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,550 - you did it. - I did. 465 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:17,290 b 466 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,930 c 467 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,740 d 468 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,710 e 469 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,540 f 470 00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:33,770 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 471 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:36,140 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- É­Æo°®ÂüÄá