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We have to tell him.

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I hope he's okay.

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Walt, our elderly next
door neighbor, died.

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He and luke were pretty
close, so we have to tell him.

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I'm a little nervous about it.

6
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I think we should
break ithi to m slowly.

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Like how?

8
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Well, first we'd say,luke, your
friend walt has a cold.

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You shouldn't go over there. Next day
- bad news.

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Walt's in the hospital,

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but he's still cracking
jokes with the nurses.

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Next day
- they're trying an experimental drug. Fingers crossed.

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Next day
- his body rebelled. He's in a coma.

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Next day-he rallies, next
day-coma, next day-coma,

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next day-coma, next
day-eye flutter-

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Stop. Just stop. Stop.

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Oh,luke, we have some bad
news for you. It's about walt.

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I'm afraid... He passed away.

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Um, it happened yesterday.

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He finished writing an angry
letter to the postmaster general,

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and he just fell asleep.

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Okay.

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It was very peaceful.

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Not the letter. That was
full of threats, but...

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It's okay to be sad, honey.

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You two were really good friends.

27
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It must be quite a shock
to hear that... Walt's dead.

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- Um, so do you wanna talk about it or...
- I'm okay.

29
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Can I get back to my
video game? It's paused.

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Oh,um, sure. Yeah, buddy. Come here.

31
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How weird was that?

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I know. Crazy weird.

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It's like he had no feelings at all.

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I'm more worried about
the one you showed.

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What's with all the smiling?

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- What are you talking about?
- That grin.

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"walt's dead." You
looked like the joker.

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I didn't smile.

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You did. It's like a
weird coping mechanism.

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You did the same thing when
you told him his hamster died.

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I don't know what you
thought you saw, phil,

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but our child just
got some terrible news

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and had absolutely no reaction.
Doesn't that concern you?

44
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Yeah. He probably just
needs time to process it.

45
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Do you think?

46
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Yeah, honey.

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Death is a profound thing
to deal with at any age.

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We all manage it differently.

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Some people lock up their feelings.

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Others... Reach out for comfort,

51
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finding some way to reaffirm
their connection to life-

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You're joking.

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Modern Family
Season 3 Episode 20

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Hola, haley.

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Gloria,I was driving by and saw
this outside your door, so here.

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- Thank you.
- No problem.

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Hey, so since I'm already here,

60
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my friend was gonna have
a pool party tonight,

61
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but he got sick. Could we have it here?

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Good thing that you saw
this paper or if not,

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you would have never been able to ask.

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Yeah.

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I'm sorry, but jay and I are going to
mitch and cam's for dinner tonight.

66
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I'm just thinking out loud here.

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What if I get a chaperone
that my parents approve of?

68
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Would it be okay then?

69
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Well,I guess so.

70
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You know, it would be good for
manny to have a little bit of fun.

71
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Do you mind if he stays
here for the party?

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Mind? The plan depended on him.

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I don't suppose you've
thought of a chaperone?

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Of course not, om m, because
it's going to be a wild party

75
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and I'm trying to get away
with something, as usual.

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yes,I thought of a chaperone
- My uncle who already said he would do it.

77
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But if that's gonna be a problem,I
think I should just call everybody

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sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's fine.

79
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And thank you, uncle manny.

80
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Can you help a little bit?

81
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This-if I-if I push
down, does that...

82
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Yeah, that's helping. That's helping.

83
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No, it's not helping.
It's 'cause it's stuck.

84
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I can't believe I got 'em this stuck.

85
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I've built beds my whole life
- Bunk beds, dog beds, cow beds.

86
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Okay,I'm calling you on cow beds.

87
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Oh, that's my dad!

88
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Okay. He can help. He's
built a boat,a dock,a lake...

89
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Uh, he did not build a lake.

90
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Okay, from now on, just stop
after you say the second thing.

91
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so the cabin door swings open.

92
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Damned if there wasn't
a lady pilot in there.

93
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Yeah, well,I hate to admit
it, but it throws me, too.

94
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I do prefer a man.

95
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Are we gonna have this
conversation again?

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Hey, merle. Hey. How are you?

97
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All right, let me grab that for you.

98
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No. No. I got it.

99
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I will take that beer you
were about to offer me, though.

100
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Oh, yeah. Coming right up.

101
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And you know where
everything is. Go have a seat.

102
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Oh,I missed a call from my dad.

103
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Oh, let me guess. Is
he calling to cancel?

104
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What's his excuse this time?

105
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You know, that's a really
mean thing to assume, cam.

106
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I really wish you'd give
my dad a break for once.

107
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Oh, please. You know
jay doesn't like my dad.

108
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He thinks he's some
bumpkin from the sticks.

109
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Well,I will have you know
that merle stonewall tucker

110
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is one of the most respected farmers
in all of hell's hollow, missouri.

111
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Okay, you're not hearing yourself.

112
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My dad likes him just fine. Come on.

113
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- Hello?
- Hey, dad. It's me.

114
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Mitch. I'm sick. I gotta cancel tonight.

115
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Yeah. Yeah,6:00. We're
really looking forward to it.

116
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What are you doing? I
just said I can't come.

117
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I don't know. Let me ask. My
dad wants to know red or white?

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- Um,uh, red. And I'm sorry.
- red.

119
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Okay. Yeah, cam says red.

120
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Okay. Yeah, he's-he's so happy- Knock
it off, old man. You are not sick.

121
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Why do you always do this?

122
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Okay,look, between you and
me, mervis kind of bugs me.

123
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Okay, first of all, it's merle.

124
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Mervis isn't a name. Mervis is a sound.

125
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And second of all, he's
- He's my partner's father.

126
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Okay? You're coming.

127
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Okay,dad, why don't you settle in?

128
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We don't have plans until dinner
tonight with jay and gloria.

129
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I
- I don't like that guy.

130
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What? That's
- You like everybody.

131
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Not jay. The guy rubs me the wrong way.

132
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Every time I try to do something
nice, he makes this cranky face, like...

133
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Okay. Well, you know what?

134
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I'm gonna chalk this up to jet lag for
you because it's not like you at all.

135
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Okay, you have to make an
effort. It's my partner's father.

136
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Now give me the growl
that means "okay." Good.

137
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Did you know walt had a daughter
he was completely estranged from?

138
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His lawyer said she wouldn't
even honor his last request

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to toss his dog tags in
the ocean. Can you imagine?

140
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Phil, do we really have
to go through this again?

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I told you,I would do
everything possible to make sure

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that your skeleton ends up in a
science class at a women's college.

143
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No, it's just sad.

144
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That's half of what would
keep me going in my old age-

145
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Remembering all the
good times with the kids.

146
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Teaching luke to ride his bike, haley
at the father-daughter dance...

147
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Taking alex for her first pony ride.

148
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You never took alex on a pony ride.

149
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Oh, right. That was just me. Mm-hmm.

150
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But alex and I
went,um,oh, no. That was haley.

151
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Phil, look. It's luke.

152
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He's going into walt's house.

153
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Oh, he's saying good-bye.

154
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He just needed a little time.

155
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It's so sweet and so sad.

156
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He's so much more sensitive
than I ever thought.

157
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They had a special bond.
I wouldn't be surprised

158
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if one day he wrote a book
like "tuesdays with morrie."

159
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I never read it. Did that
guy steal morrie's tv?

160
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Now setting a course for adventure!

161
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Beep. Boop. Beep. Bop. Boop. Boop. Boop.

162
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I've had great experiences
with all my kids, but I...

163
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I might have fallen
behind a bit with alex.

164
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My fault completely.

165
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Adventure? We are throwing dog
tags into an already polluted ocean

166
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where they will probably choke an otter.

167
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80% my fault.

168
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Honey, we're bringing
closure to a man's life.

169
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We'll hike up to the scenic
overlook, where apparently,

170
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walt proposed to his wife, wait
for the light to be just right,

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say a few words. Share some memories.

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That's kind of poetic. Kind of navajo.

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Now you're getting it.

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We'll be sending him off
with a level of dignity,

175
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that if we're lucky, someday
we'll experience, too. It's called-

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Hey. What do you got
there? Walt's old tv?

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He said I could take
one thing after he died.

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I wish he would've said two things.

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I would've taken that
phone with the big buttons.

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I bet you guys had some really good
times watching this thing, right?

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no. I just wanted a tv in my room.

182
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You know,luke, there might be a
nicer way to honor walt's memory.

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What do you mean?

184
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Well,I mean, you guys liked to garden.

185
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We could,uh, we could take one of
his flowers and plant it in our yard,

186
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- and then every spring, when...
- There we go.

187
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Sweetie, how are you feeling?

188
00:09:00,989 --> 00:09:05,404
You sad? Angry? Confused? Frustrated?

189
00:09:05,424 --> 00:09:06,815
You know you can talk to me.

190
00:09:06,825 --> 00:09:10,239
I know, but I can't see
through you. Could you scootch?

191
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,411
No. No. You know, this is not okay.

192
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,582
It's going back.

193
00:09:13,612 --> 00:09:15,284
What? He said I could pick one thing.

194
00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:18,677
This isn't picking. It's
looting, and it's going back.

195
00:09:18,707 --> 00:09:20,189
You are so mean.

196
00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:22,481
When walt used to look through
those binoculars and say,

197
00:09:22,481 --> 00:09:26,625
"your dad's one lucky
man," he was wrong.

198
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Hi, haley.

199
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- Hi. Stef,sam, this is manny.
- What's up, dude?

200
00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:33,612
Kitchen's over there
and pool's in the back.

201
00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:35,694
- So where are your parents?
- They're not coming.

202
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I was told there'd be a chaperone.

203
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There is. It's you.

204
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My parents are totally fine with it.

205
00:09:40,799 --> 00:09:45,274
Well,exits, fire extinguisher, burn kit.

206
00:09:45,314 --> 00:09:47,426
Okay, let's have some fun.

207
00:09:47,436 --> 00:09:49,788
I believe I was clear the
bedrooms were off-limits.

208
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Young lady,I don't think
you're ready up here

209
00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:54,613
for what you're planning to do up there.

210
00:09:57,015 --> 00:09:59,658
Ugh. Not on my watch.

211
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,453
Oh, this was a delicious meal, mitchell.

212
00:10:04,483 --> 00:10:07,896
I wish my wife could
cook a roast like this.

213
00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:09,378
You got a good one there, son.

214
00:10:09,398 --> 00:10:13,522
Oh, well,I'm very lucky, just like
you and mama. Never had a bad patch.

215
00:10:13,562 --> 00:10:15,594
Except the winter of '85. Remember that?

216
00:10:15,614 --> 00:10:19,208
Oh,I spent several nights
in the cow bed then.

217
00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:23,112
Oh, here. Let me help you.

218
00:10:23,142 --> 00:10:25,023
No,no, no. You sit-sit down.

219
00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:28,127
Let-lets us guys catch up
here a little bit. Yeah.

220
00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:29,828
I'll tell you why I
don't like that guy-

221
00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:31,350
And I could never say this to mitch-

222
00:10:31,370 --> 00:10:33,732
He treats my son like the
wife in the relationship.

223
00:10:33,762 --> 00:10:35,284
Always has.

224
00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:38,817
Before we get to dessert,I've
got some presents here.

225
00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:40,879
oh! Oh, you didn't need to, dad.

226
00:10:40,899 --> 00:10:43,332
Love it!

227
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:46,585
oh,merle, thank you so much. Oh!

228
00:10:46,595 --> 00:10:50,549
Look at this. Oh. So elegant, huh?

229
00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:54,513
- Oh, this is so sweet. I think I might cry.
- Don't.

230
00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:56,485
dad,I really gotta get home.

231
00:10:56,495 --> 00:10:59,638
I know. I know. You gotta do homework.

232
00:10:59,678 --> 00:11:01,260
But you can't expect me
to see a sign that says,

233
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:05,264
"world's greatest milk shake
- 50 miles," and not drive to it.

234
00:11:05,284 --> 00:11:07,796
Sorry, sweetie. Machine's broken.

235
00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:11,530
I just wanted a special day
with my daughter, you know,

236
00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:15,644
like "the time we gave an old man
a dramatic sendoff at the beach,"

237
00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:20,989
or-or "the time we drove 100 miles
for the world's greatest milk shake."

238
00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:22,421
Call us when it happens, francine.

239
00:11:22,451 --> 00:11:24,073
Oh, it could be before you get home.

240
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,695
I'm a week past my due date as it is.

241
00:11:26,715 --> 00:11:28,207
What can I do for you?

242
00:11:28,227 --> 00:11:32,251
"the time we delivered a baby."

243
00:11:32,261 --> 00:11:33,902
We were the only ones
there, and she was so close,

244
00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:37,005
the sound of a pin
dropping could induce labor.

245
00:11:37,035 --> 00:11:39,208
Okay!

246
00:11:39,258 --> 00:11:44,833
What looks good?

247
00:11:44,853 --> 00:11:47,266
Well...

248
00:11:50,389 --> 00:11:52,281
Kids love to destroy things.

249
00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:55,304
Not manny. He's always been
a little bit too serious.

250
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:58,477
I would make the buildings, and
he would inspect them.

251
00:11:58,497 --> 00:12:03,092
And if they weren't up to
code,ay,ay,ay, the paperwork.

252
00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:07,396
I remember cam, one time, rolled a tractor
tire right through a chicken coop.

253
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,228
He was 3 at the time.

254
00:12:09,248 --> 00:12:13,592
Huh. I remember mitchell, one
time, karate-chopped a plate glass window.

255
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:14,893
Got 17 stitches.

256
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,445
Ah, yes. I love that story.

257
00:12:16,465 --> 00:12:18,897
Which one of the charlie's
angels he was being again?

258
00:12:18,897 --> 00:12:21,200
- That's not important.
- I think it was farrah.

259
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,223
Yeah, the thing I remember
is, when mitchell told that story,

260
00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:25,754
how-how he giggled all the way through.

261
00:12:25,774 --> 00:12:27,166
I'm sure he wasn't giggling.

262
00:12:27,186 --> 00:12:29,638
Oh,yeah, he-he was giggling, all right.

263
00:12:30,569 --> 00:12:32,471
No,see, mitchell has a booming laugh.

264
00:12:32,511 --> 00:12:36,295
It's cameron, actually
- Has the high laugh. You know...

265
00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:39,258
No,I think mitch has
a higher laugh than-

266
00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:43,252
- It's...
- No, it's...

267
00:12:47,936 --> 00:12:50,069
Listen to them. Best of friends.

268
00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:52,581
Oh, man. I'm sorry I doubted jay.

269
00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:54,063
He's been lovely.

270
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:58,157
Oh,well, confession time
- He kinda didn't want to come.

271
00:12:59,368 --> 00:13:03,052
Well, you're gonna laugh because my
dad was kinda hoping he wouldn't.

272
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,104
Wha?

273
00:13:05,114 --> 00:13:07,576
oh. They just needed to get
to know one another better.

274
00:13:07,606 --> 00:13:08,967
I am so glad that we did this.

275
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,290
Yeah,me, too.

276
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,192
Oh, that's so funny.

277
00:13:13,212 --> 00:13:15,043
Wh-what did your dad
not like about my dad?

278
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,106
,ohwell, you know ja. He's a teddy bear,

279
00:13:17,136 --> 00:13:20,069
but sometimes he can kinda
come off as a tough guy.

280
00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:22,051
Yeah, that's true.

281
00:13:22,071 --> 00:13:26,565
As an actual tough guy, you can kinda see
how that would rub my dad the wrong way.

282
00:13:27,776 --> 00:13:31,930
Oh, it's-I-I could see that,but, you know, my
dad's actually pretty tough himself, so...

283
00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:36,225
Oh,yeah, cityough,t you
know, not farm tough.

284
00:13:36,245 --> 00:13:38,847
Uh-huh. You mean
cities, where there are gangs,

285
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:42,831
as to opposed to
farms, where there are ducks?

286
00:13:43,672 --> 00:13:46,355
Oh, boy. It's really jammed in there.

287
00:13:46,385 --> 00:13:48,006
Yeah. Why don't you hop on in there, dad?

288
00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:49,027
My dad's got it.

289
00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:51,050
All right, let's see here. Hang on, merle.

290
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,861
- Wait. Here. Huh?
- Hold. Yeah, that's good.

291
00:13:52,871 --> 00:13:55,033
oh. It's coming.

292
00:13:55,054 --> 00:13:57,446
We got it. We got it.

293
00:13:57,486 --> 00:14:00,119
Cam, why don't you go get
us a couple of cold ones?

294
00:14:00,119 --> 00:14:01,910
We'll finish this job up in here.

295
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,642
Sure thing, dad. You earned it.

296
00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:06,855
Yeah. Good helping there, merle. Okay.

297
00:14:08,797 --> 00:14:12,531
Wow. It's hot in here.
It's, like,80 degrees.

298
00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:15,544
He did that so the meals on wheels
lady had to take off her sweater.

299
00:14:15,594 --> 00:14:18,147
How do we turn on the lights in here?

300
00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:20,339
Of course.

301
00:14:20,409 --> 00:14:23,312
So,luke, now that we're
here, you wanna take a minute

302
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,385
and say what walt meant to you?

303
00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:28,177
Nope.

304
00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:30,639
Luke, you are going through
something huge in your life,

305
00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:34,713
and I'm concerned that you're not
processing it in a normal, healthy way.

306
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:37,226
I'm sad. I'm so very sad.

307
00:14:37,236 --> 00:14:39,078
No,I don't just wanna hear
what you think I wanna hear.

308
00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:40,699
I want you to really tell me-

309
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,501
It's kim with meals on wheels.

310
00:14:42,511 --> 00:14:44,523
oh. Hi, luke. Where's walt?

311
00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:47,076
It is like a sauna in
here. How does he stand it?

312
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,599
Walt! I'm waiting for my hug!

313
00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:56,625
I have some sad news about walt.

314
00:14:57,926 --> 00:15:00,028
- He's dead.
- What?

315
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:01,500
He died last night.

316
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:04,823
- Are you joking?
- No. He had a heart attack.

317
00:15:04,843 --> 00:15:06,695
A man died. You're
- You're smiling.

318
00:15:06,725 --> 00:15:07,976
I'm not smiling.

319
00:15:07,986 --> 00:15:09,468
You are, mom. It's kinda creepy.

320
00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:12,551
Well, hello? Walt?

321
00:15:12,801 --> 00:15:14,233
What's going on?

322
00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:16,745
Something happen to walt?

323
00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:18,997
Well,I'm sure you can imagine.

324
00:15:19,007 --> 00:15:20,919
He sick?

325
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:23,352
He's in the hospital?

326
00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:25,304
Oh, my god. Just tell me.

327
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:29,178
Okay. He is... Dead.

328
00:15:29,538 --> 00:15:31,320
- He is?
- Yeah, he's dead.

329
00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:32,751
What are you doing with your mouth?

330
00:15:32,771 --> 00:15:35,454
- Nothing.
- She's smiling. She thinks it's funny.

331
00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:36,955
I don't. I don't think it's funny.

332
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:38,627
- I'm not smiling.
- I'm not leaving this with you.

333
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:42,661
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just
found out my face does this.

334
00:15:42,661 --> 00:15:44,313
Wow, mom. That was so wrong.

335
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,936
Well, it's-it's called
a coping mechanism, luke.

336
00:15:47,936 --> 00:15:51,310
Some people repress their feelings
and some people just smile.

337
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,881
But d-it doesn't matter.

338
00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:54,863
Just put the tv in the
den. Let's get out of here.

339
00:15:54,883 --> 00:15:57,176
It doesn't go in the den.

340
00:15:58,127 --> 00:16:00,719
It goes right here.

341
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,593
I can see it from my room.

342
00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:08,487
Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle
of the night and look down here.

343
00:16:08,537 --> 00:16:11,340
If the tv was on,I knew he was up,

344
00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:16,515
and I don't know,I guess
I'm gonna miss that.

345
00:16:16,795 --> 00:16:20,569
Yeah. That's...

346
00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:27,186
Is that any better?

347
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:30,119
Yeah, it still feels just, you
know,a little wobbly.

348
00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:31,830
Oh! Oh, my god. Okay,no,no, no.

349
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,623
That's-that's fine.
Thank you. Thank you.

350
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,906
Okay, it's "go" time.

351
00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:41,110
Oh,hey, doc.

352
00:16:42,181 --> 00:16:43,982
It's okay. It's just a cramp.

353
00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:45,584
Can I get you guys anything else?

354
00:16:45,594 --> 00:16:46,955
Please, no. He's already made me eat

355
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,149
the world's greatest
everything on the menu.

356
00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:52,511
Dad, why are you acting like this?

357
00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:53,932
Is this about walt dying?

358
00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:58,107
No. It's about what he
didn't do when he was alive-

359
00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,848
Have a special bond with his daughter.

360
00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:02,211
I don't want to be that kind of
dad. I want to be eugene cernan.

361
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,462
Who's eugene cernan?

362
00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:04,863
"apollo 17" astronaut,

363
00:17:04,863 --> 00:17:07,936
last man on the
moon, coolest dad of all time.

364
00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:09,378
When he was leaving
the moon, he reached down

365
00:17:09,398 --> 00:17:12,091
and wrote his daughter's
initials into the lunar surface.

366
00:17:12,121 --> 00:17:16,014
- Since there's no atmosphere...
- There'll be there forever.

367
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,497
Wow. So every time she looks in the sky,

368
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,469
she knows there's a
message just for her.

369
00:17:20,489 --> 00:17:24,243
Exactly. That's why dads
everywhere hate eugene cernan.

370
00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:25,434
Oh, no.

371
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,326
Okay,"hate's" a strong word. It's just-

372
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:31,290
I'm trying to make
- Oh. Oh, boy.

373
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,821
Honey. Okay.

374
00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:37,506
I really wanna help, but you know
when someone yawns, it makes you yawn?

375
00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:39,017
You're not gonna yawn, are you?

376
00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,960
I already yawned a little
in my mouth. Oh, god.

377
00:17:42,671 --> 00:17:46,014
Jay,I want to thank you
for helping me do this.

378
00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:50,219
I know cam appreciates not
having to do it all on his own.

379
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,782
What? What's that face?

380
00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,874
- You really wanna know?
- Sure.

381
00:17:57,126 --> 00:18:00,829
Sometimes I think you treat my son
like the woman in their relationship.

382
00:18:00,859 --> 00:18:03,011
- What?
- Like those watches.

383
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,574
Cam's was all big and manly.

384
00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:08,597
The other one looked like
something grace kelly would wear.

385
00:18:08,617 --> 00:18:13,082
Well, that's just because mitch has a more
slender wrist than cam does. That's all.

386
00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:15,154
It's skinny, not slender.

387
00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:18,947
And you're honestly telling me you don't
cast mitch in the more ladylike role?

388
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,100
Are you saying cam is
the wife in this deal?

389
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,471
I don't think about it that way.

390
00:18:22,481 --> 00:18:24,002
It's not like it was in our day.

391
00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:26,855
Husband went out to work.
Wife stayed home with the kids.

392
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,498
That sounds like a clever
way of saying "yes."

393
00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:32,051
Fine.

394
00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:34,553
They're both equal.

395
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,176
Neither one is the wife.

396
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:38,607
Yeah. Yeah.

397
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,739
I know that in my head.

398
00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:45,564
It's just that it makes me
feel a tiny bit better to think

399
00:18:45,574 --> 00:18:52,191
that the person he's spending his
life with is a tiny bit of a woman.

400
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:54,723
I get it.

401
00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:57,426
Every time I start to feel
comfortable with this thing,

402
00:18:57,446 --> 00:19:01,110
some new part comes up I
gotta wrap my head around.

403
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:03,152
Yeah,I guess we got no choice.

404
00:19:03,172 --> 00:19:09,178
Yep. We got two sons, and
they're gay for each other.

405
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:12,281
I'll take it slow on the way home.

406
00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:14,693
Don't worry. Canceling
course for adventure.

407
00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:17,035
Beep. Boop. Beep. Bop. Mm.

408
00:19:17,045 --> 00:19:18,637
You know what I'll never forget?

409
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:24,153
The time my dad spent the entire day
trying to create a special memory for me.

410
00:19:27,406 --> 00:19:30,929
Or when a pregnant lady
slipped in my vomit.

411
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,264
Hang on.

412
00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:38,347
I wanna do one thing before we go.

413
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,669
Hey, you on your way home?

414
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:44,293
Just about. How's everything there?

415
00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:51,940
Actually, it's pretty great.

416
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,512
I can't wait to see you.

417
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,514
Me, too.

418
00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:57,496
Okay.

419
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,799
Let's hit it.

420
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,072
I don't know.

421
00:20:03,072 --> 00:20:06,055
I feel like maybe we should
get some food on the way home.

422
00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:08,077
Don't.

423
00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:10,309
Maybe a nice tuna melt.

424
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,721
Stop it.

425
00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:25,214
I did what I could, mom.
It was a nightmare.

426
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,626
I can't tell you how many times
I turned off the bathroom light.

427
00:20:27,646 --> 00:20:30,008
Haley!

428
00:20:30,179 --> 00:20:31,750
Oh, crap. Listen, gloria.

429
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:34,633
Okay, everything I told
you technically was not-

430
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:38,277
You lied to me so that you could
have a party without supervision!

431
00:20:38,297 --> 00:20:40,599
Oh,I had plenty of supervision.

432
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:42,781
He was running around all
night with his coasters

433
00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:45,254
and vacuum and his "make
good choices" speech.

434
00:20:45,284 --> 00:20:47,446
Good. Somebody needed to be responsible.

435
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:48,447
Thank you.

436
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,599
Not you. You take rules too seriously.

437
00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:51,640
I'm in trouble?

438
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:53,072
you are 13.

439
00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:55,094
You're not supposed to
be vacuuming the party.

440
00:20:55,114 --> 00:20:57,716
You're supposed to
be enjoying the party.

441
00:20:57,726 --> 00:20:58,827
Exactly.

442
00:20:58,847 --> 00:21:00,889
A party that you
shouldn't have been having!

443
00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:02,721
it seems like you're
sending mixed signals here.

444
00:21:02,731 --> 00:21:04,763
a

445
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:06,635
b

446
00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:08,167
c

447
00:21:08,207 --> 00:21:13,112
d

448
00:21:13,142 --> 00:21:17,086
e

449
00:21:17,116 --> 00:21:21,240
f

450
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,132
g

451
00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:26,004
Tow birds with one bullet.

452
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Modern Family
Season 3 Episode 20