1 00:00:01,910 --> 00:00:03,360 Please,please,please, please. 2 00:00:03,390 --> 00:00:04,760 Okay, what is this? 3 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:07,170 We're making sure I'm tall enough to ride all the rides at disneyland. 4 00:00:07,170 --> 00:00:08,680 Without having to spike up my hair. 5 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:12,180 - Buddy... We are good to go. - Sweet! 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,410 I have been waiting for this day 7 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:17,110 ever since the doctor pointed to the ultrasound of your mom's womb and said, 8 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:18,940 "either that's a fifth limb, or you got a boy." 9 00:00:18,970 --> 00:00:20,390 Okay, no. Gross. 10 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:23,790 All right... I want everybody to eat a lot at home because 11 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:27,510 "the happiest place on earth" is also home to the most expensive churro on earth. 12 00:00:27,530 --> 00:00:29,280 Come on. This is gonna be awesome. 13 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:31,710 Who doesn't love a day at disneyland? 14 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,300 Can't you and mom go without me? 15 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:35,300 You're the kid. I think we need you to get in. 16 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:37,290 Well, it couldn't come on a worst day. 17 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,260 The technology sector is tanking. 18 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:42,690 We're doing a stock market project in school, and today's the last day. 19 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,970 We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest, 20 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:48,400 and as the market closed yesterday,I'm in the lead. 21 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:50,930 I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, 22 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:55,150 but someday I will be the richest, which is good because the ladies love that, 23 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:58,380 and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle. 24 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:01,020 Do you really wants girls who only want you for your money? 25 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,260 I'd like to have that option. 26 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:06,470 Manny, put the stock away and put your ears on. 27 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:08,350 Mom,I don't think you have to wear one of these. 28 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,590 Be a kid! Put them on! 29 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,760 - Really? Those shoes? - What? 30 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:16,700 Do you know how much walking you have to do at disneyland? 31 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,180 Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters? 32 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:21,150 I like wearing the high heels. I'm fine. 33 00:01:21,170 --> 00:01:25,110 It's just like that jacket you refuse to bring when I say,"take a jacket." 34 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:28,370 "don't tell me what to do! I'm fine!" huh? And you're not fine. 35 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:29,800 You're cold and shivering, 36 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:33,000 and I look like the jerk who won't give his wife a jacket, so I do, 37 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:35,780 and then I'm cold and shivering, and I brought a jacket. 38 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,450 Are you done with your boring jacket story? 39 00:01:38,450 --> 00:01:40,510 Because we're going to hit traffic. 40 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:43,990 Tell you one thing. I'm not gonna give you my shoes. 41 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:46,540 Ah! That must be ethan. 42 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,700 - Who's ethan? - Didn't I tell you? 43 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,410 My friend bethenny's nephew is coming with us today. 44 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:53,080 He moved to town to go to college. 45 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:56,070 He's very nice, very smart, big hockey player. 46 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:59,050 - I know what you're doing. - Really? She was so subtle. 47 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:02,900 Haley has a thing for bad boys, which was so me. 48 00:02:02,930 --> 00:02:05,040 Clearly. 49 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:07,360 So if she's going to be leaving the nest soon, 50 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:09,440 we'd prefer it was not on the back of a motorcycle. 51 00:02:09,470 --> 00:02:12,150 My college roommate had a motorcycle. 52 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:15,770 Man,I had some good times on the back of that thing. 53 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:17,640 I can't believe you did this. 54 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:19,920 I'm not gonna babysit bethenny's nephew. Alex can have him. 55 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,870 Okay,I don't need your rejects. 56 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:24,790 Hi. Hi, ethan! I'm so glad you could make it. 57 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,390 - Thanks for inviting me. - Sure. 58 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,480 - Hi. I'm al... - My 14 year old sister. Ethan, was it? 59 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,400 Yeah. 60 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:35,930 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 61 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:41,460 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Sync:3p loves Manny 62 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:44,360 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 22 63 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:49,290 And that's my grandpa and his wife gloria and her son manny. 64 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:51,960 Wow. You guys have a big family. 65 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:54,330 Big family. 66 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,150 - She likes him! - Yeah, who wouldn't? 67 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,720 Where'd you find him,a tommy hilfiger catalog? 68 00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:02,390 He got a 2200 on his s.a.t.s. And those eyes... 69 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:04,070 Okay, did you get him for haley or for you? 70 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:05,830 Mitchell. 71 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,730 You know,I haven't been here since dad brought us when we were kids. 72 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:12,050 Ohh, yeah. Remember? You cried in the abraham lincoln thing. 73 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:15,920 Hey, he's a great president, and it was the first robot I ever saw. 74 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,400 When claire and mitchell were young, 75 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:20,020 their mom and I were gonna take them to disneyland. 76 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,420 But that morning, dede and I got in this huge fight over something or other- 77 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,550 Surprise, surprise - And I ended up taking them on my own. 78 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:30,530 Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen. 79 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:33,840 My biggest fear was that I married her. 80 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:38,430 Okay, people over 46 inches, first stop-indiana jones! 81 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:39,960 Have fun on the teacups, lily. 82 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:40,980 Okay, let's do this. 83 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,130 Oh,okay, wait just a second here, everybody. 84 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:46,920 All right. 85 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,300 Is that a leash? 86 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:51,230 No, it's a child safety tether. This way, sweetie. 87 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,110 It-it's a leash. 88 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:54,770 Don't-don't judge us. 89 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:56,350 Go on. 90 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,730 We have a runner. 91 00:03:57,750 --> 00:04:00,430 Lily is going through a phase - At least... Oh, we hope it's a phase. 92 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:02,590 She bolts every chance she gets. 93 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,710 Lily! 94 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:09,970 So we had no choice to put her on a child safety tether. 95 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:11,820 It's a leash. 96 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:15,290 And we did have a choice. 97 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,640 Lily,sweetie, don't pull. 98 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,770 - Lily, heel! - dad. 99 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,660 If I'd had known you guys were gonna do this,I'd have brought stella. 100 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,180 - It was cam's idea. - So much for the united front. 101 00:04:24,190 --> 00:04:26,960 I'll have you know, despite all your jokes, lily enjoys it. 102 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:27,820 Woof! Woof! 103 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,960 Okay,sweetie, you're not helping. You're not helping. 104 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,910 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. You guys, is that dylan? 105 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,610 - What? - Oh, jeez. 106 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:35,510 Dylan? 107 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,340 Uh, what are you... I didn't even know you were in town. 108 00:04:39,350 --> 00:04:42,150 Either did I... Know you were in town. 109 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,070 This town. Anaheim. 110 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:45,830 I thought you were still in wyoming. 111 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:50,170 I was, uh... But, um... Oh, shoot. 112 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:54,480 You know,I,uh, gotta meet up with some friends and I'm... Really late. 113 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,880 It was nice to see you,haley, and everybody. 114 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,340 And dude I don't know. 115 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:01,990 I'm ethan. It's nice to meet you. 116 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,880 And polite dude I don't know. 117 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,130 Did haley used to date that guy or something? 118 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,610 Yep. You date her, that's the club you're joining. 119 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,720 Of course he would still look amazing. 120 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:17,890 Does he? I hadn't noticed. 121 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:21,190 Did you know that ethan plays the trumpet? 122 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,810 No great surprise with those lips of his, huh? 123 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:26,620 Coo-coo-ca-choo, mrs. Robinson. 124 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:29,770 Okay,buddy, moment of truth. 125 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,430 yes! Yeah! Whoo! 126 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:35,500 This is gonna be so awesome! 127 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:42,480 In 45 minutes, this is gonna be so awesome! 128 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,780 Yeah! 129 00:05:47,450 --> 00:05:50,090 Look, reuben,I have some underperformers I have to unload, 130 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,180 and I don't have access to a computer. 131 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,070 - Log in as moneydelgado... - Manny! 132 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:57,750 By all means,reuben, go get a Popsicle while the nikkel closes. 133 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,650 I wanna be a pauper. 134 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:01,340 Mom, my stocks just took a dive. 135 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:03,270 Your phone is about to take a dive. 136 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:05,260 Come on! Where do we want to go next? 137 00:06:05,270 --> 00:06:07,620 Oh! Ethan and I want to try the haunted mansion. 138 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:09,180 There is no you and ethan. 139 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,260 Let's go to the jungle cruise. It's right there. 140 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,030 Why? Tired of walking in those heels? 141 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,600 No. You tired of being with a hot wife? 142 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:19,560 Well,well, well. What do you know? 143 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:21,960 Another caring parent with a child safety tether. 144 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,600 See? We're not the only people who use them. 145 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:24,960 Hi! Aren't they adorable? 146 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:26,540 Oh, and look at your cutie! 147 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:28,300 Oh,well, yes. She just wanted to say hi. Oh. Hi. 148 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:30,010 Oh. Sorry. They're a little feisty today. 149 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:31,800 Oh! No problem. She's friendly. Oh. 150 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,510 Rex, gentle. 151 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,090 Oh, his-his name's rex, huh? 152 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:37,760 - Yeah. Oh, okay. - Lily,no, sweetie. Lily, um... 153 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,850 - Oh. Sorry. He just gets excited. - Oh,yeah, no. Oh, no problem. 154 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,780 Lily, stop moving, sweetie. Stop moving. 155 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,080 Okay, you got this. 156 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,770 Good girl! Good girl! Sorry. 157 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:50,370 You know what the fight with dede was about? 158 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,080 I taped a football game over an episode of "dallas." 159 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:58,060 Who bails on a family trip to disneyland over something like that? 160 00:06:58,090 --> 00:07:00,750 Ironically, dallas was playing in the game. 161 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:03,100 And I remember pointing that out to her, 162 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:06,560 and then I remember a video cassette flying at my head. 163 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,690 You do not play the cello. 164 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:09,690 I do. Even geekier-I'm good. 165 00:07:09,710 --> 00:07:12,310 - Okay, answer me this... - I will answer you this. 166 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,740 Why do people carry cellos around? 167 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,850 You know, people aren't expected to lug a piano around. What's the cutoff? 168 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,770 I know, right? Like, go where the cello is. 169 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:26,520 Oh, look at this. I think I've inadvertently set up my 14-year-old with a college boy. 170 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,800 The boy was your doing? 171 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:33,010 yes. Yes, and he was perfect, and haley was into him until, of course, we ran into dylan. 172 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,350 I mean, come on, dad. What are the odds of that happening? 173 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,940 - It's a small world. - Yes, it is. 174 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:37,890 - You see what I did there? - I did. 175 00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:39,380 - 'cause it's a ride. - I got it. Got it, dad. I got it. 176 00:07:39,390 --> 00:07:43,020 It's so frustrating because... I know I can't run haley's like for her, 177 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:46,030 but if she would let me,I would be so good at it. 178 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,750 Right,'cause parents always know what's best for their kids. 179 00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:51,580 You remember that nice girl at the office I tried to fix mitch up with? 180 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,100 No offense, dad, 181 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,420 but I think I probably have a better sense of what my kids need than you did. 182 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:59,250 I think it's cute you think that. 183 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:02,170 mom! It was so awesome! 184 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,910 The jeep was jerking around... 185 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:06,650 And-and there was a lot of sharp turns and big drops. 186 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,410 It just kept going. 187 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:11,050 - Wow. You okay? - Great. Why wouldn't I be? 188 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,440 Because you're kinda leaning on me. 189 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:14,560 Well, isn't that what a marriage is? 190 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,800 Ohh. Oh,alex, stop touching him. 191 00:08:17,810 --> 00:08:19,380 Oh. You look like hell. 192 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,120 I'm feeling a little dizzy. 193 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:22,490 I think that ride did something to me. 194 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:24,130 The fluid in your inner ear is thickening. 195 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,520 That's what happens when you get old. 196 00:08:25,530 --> 00:08:28,250 - It is? - Yeah, you can't take the motion. 197 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,660 I gotta pop a dramamine to get in my swivel chair. 198 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,890 That is not it. I'm king of the roller coasters. 199 00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:37,150 I think I just put too big of a whipped cream smile on my pancake this morning. 200 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:38,450 You guys wanna go on matterhorn? 201 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:40,490 Luke,I think me and your dad are gonna sit this one out, 202 00:08:40,510 --> 00:08:42,390 maybe get one them big pickles. 203 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,490 No! You're gonna have to eat that pickle on your own, jay. 204 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,560 I still got a few good years left. 205 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:50,550 Luke, wait up!I'll race you there! 206 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,680 I'm good. I'm good. 207 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,800 Okay, everybody's looking at us. 208 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,230 I haven't been judged by this many people since 209 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,180 I forgot my canvas bags at whole foods. 210 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,420 Yeah,well, maybe they're staring because we have what they want. 211 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,720 Whoa! Oh,a pet daughter. 'cause that... 212 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,190 You know,I don't care what people think. 213 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,580 If I thought it would keep my daughter safe, 214 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,980 I would have a kangaroo pouch sewn into my midriff. 215 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:16,640 That's gonna work out really well for you as a single parent. 216 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,670 Okay, we just got a glare from Mr. Socks-with-sandals. 217 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:20,310 All right, that's it. 218 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,670 - Lily,I'm gonna take off this leash. - I think it's a mistake. 219 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:25,710 But I don't want you to run away,'cause that would be very, very unsafe, 220 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:30,180 and if we lost you, you'd be very scared, and we'd be very sad. Okay? 221 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,550 - Okay. - All right. 222 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:35,310 See, cam? You treat her like a human being and she acts like one. 223 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:37,020 Chip 'n dale! 224 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,290 Oh, great. Now she's chasing squirrels. Lily! 225 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,800 - Honey, come on! - Lily! Lily! 226 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,450 How was splash mountain? 227 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,620 It was great! Maybe we go again. 228 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,750 No, thanks. There was no reception in there. 229 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:55,990 You know how many bars I had? Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. 230 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,780 Reuben, talk to me! 231 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,350 Must be nice to get out of those shoes for a minute. 232 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,860 I don't know what you talking about. 233 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,930 Nothing. I'm just making conversation. 234 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,610 Hey. Check it out. 235 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:10,230 I bought one of those souvenir photos with you and manny on the ride. 236 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:12,570 Boy, it looks like you're having a good time. 237 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,730 Wait a minute. What's that in your hand? 238 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,400 Are those shoes? 239 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:18,230 I'm not even sure that that is us, jay. 240 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,720 Why are you walking around in pain? 241 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,940 Just admit the shoes were a bad idea. 242 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:23,560 I am not in pain. 243 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:27,480 I just didn't want my favorite walking shoes to get wet there. 244 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:29,200 Okay, my bad. 245 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:31,080 Well, we've gotta meet everybody in tomorrowland, 246 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:35,250 so we'd better get movin' 'cause it's all the way on the other side of the park. 247 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:36,440 I'm fine. 248 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:39,520 You just try to keep up with us. 249 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:43,140 I can't take this. 250 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:47,090 Dad, throw your hands up! It's fun! 251 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,720 Oh,yeah, it is fun! 252 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:01,160 Reuben, if you heard about that stock at a birthday party, it's already too late. 253 00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:04,670 Gloria! Gloria, sit down for a second. 254 00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:07,150 - I'm fine, jay. - Please? 255 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:10,510 Look... You may not be in pain... Okay. 256 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,800 But I'm in pain just thinking you're in pain. 257 00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:14,940 So humor me for one minute. 258 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:16,630 What are those? 259 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:20,340 There wasn't a big selection at the bibbidi bobbidi boutique. 260 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,760 Are you crazy? 261 00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:28,090 I cannot walk around in public with these... Things. They're so yellow and so ugly. 262 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:32,300 And... And they're so softy and so comfortable. 263 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,950 Jay, what is this? 264 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:37,000 Thank you for going shopping for me. 265 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,470 Thank you for worrying about my feet. 266 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:43,070 Thank you for giving me your jacket when I'm cold. 267 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:44,810 You're such a good man, jay. 268 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:47,180 Thank you. 269 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:54,010 I didn't expect you to be so... So nice. 270 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:56,560 Why are you so surprised? 271 00:11:57,070 --> 00:12:00,690 Now please don't go all latin on me when I say this. 272 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:08,210 Is it possible you get angry from time to time because you're always wearing... 273 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:11,340 Uncomfortable shoes? 274 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,200 Maybe. 275 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,470 Can you get me a couple of more? 276 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,350 Maybe they have purple? 277 00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:23,300 Whatever you want, honey. 278 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:27,170 All I'm saying is, it seemed like you were pretty into ethan until dylan showed up. 279 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,070 Don't get me wrong. Ethan's nice, but he's no dylan. 280 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,670 Maybe that's a good thing? 281 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,870 Why? Because dylan's a free spirit? 282 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:37,210 He's too edgy for you? He plays by his own rules? 283 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:39,380 - Oh, my god. - What? 284 00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:45,610 I beg of you to turn around and experience with me the greatest moment of my life. 285 00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:53,730 - your rebel boyfriend's a dapper dan. - Maybe it is not him. 286 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,460 - dylan! - Uh,uh, sorry. Sorry. Um... 287 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:04,550 It certainly seems like him. 288 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:10,660 oh, my god. He looked like those old pictures of dad from high school. 289 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,620 Oh, there's a really great t biexhidowntown. I'll take you. 290 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,940 Oh, on what, your razor scooter? Mom wants you. 291 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,350 Ethan! I've been looking all over for you! 292 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:27,430 I remember I was on pirates of the caribbean, 293 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:30,190 and this whole fight with dede was really eating at me. 294 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,770 And there was this angry animatronic wench with a rolling pin, 295 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:35,390 chasing some poor pirate around. 296 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:40,420 They were on a track, running in circles, so he could never get away from her. 297 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:47,240 And I remember thinking,I can't save you,buddy, but I'm getting off this ride. 298 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,350 and-and we were going around a corner, 299 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,880 and I was screaming and I swallowed a bug. 300 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,520 Oh, being tail is everything that I dreamed it would be. 301 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,630 - What should we do next? - Sit down. 302 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:57,770 - Where we gonna sit down? - The ground. 303 00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:00,500 Here, this is good right here. 304 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:03,970 - Are you okay, dad? - No,I'm not okay. 305 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,640 I hate to tell you this, but these rides are killing me. 306 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,430 B - but you're the king of roller coasters. 307 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,140 I know! 308 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,460 Something happens when you get older. 309 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:15,240 Guess you can't take it. 310 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:19,420 One of my favorite things in the world is doing stupid fun stuff with you, 311 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:22,800 like pogo stick basketball or trying to get a swing to go all the way around. 312 00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:25,080 Next time, we should sit on a fire extinguisher. 313 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,250 Yes, or a bottle of coke and some mentos. 314 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:30,870 Honestly,though, the way I'm feeling right now, 315 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,980 I don't know if there's gonna be a next time. 316 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:36,740 Dad, we can always find cool stuff to do. 317 00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:39,150 Even if you're old and in a wheelchair, 318 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,980 I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go. 319 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,410 Really? You'd do that? 320 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:45,730 Heck, yeah. 321 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:46,930 And we'll pop some wheelies, too. 322 00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:48,080 that sounds fun. 323 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:50,680 And I'll take you to the top of a huge hill and just let go. 324 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:55,830 Okay, we'll nail down the specifics later, but that... That's really nice. 325 00:14:56,110 --> 00:15:00,410 - So do you still wanna talk or... - No, go. Ride space mountain. 326 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:04,560 Uh, at the end, when they take a picture, do something hilarious for both of us. 327 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,230 You're gonna die. 328 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,450 When you see it, not 'cause you're old. 329 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:13,320 Lily! Lily, stop! 330 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,490 Dad! Dad, grab her! 331 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,510 Hey,I gotcha, you little monkey! 332 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,660 Thank you. Hey, cam,I got her. 333 00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:21,310 We're in fantasyland. Where are you? 334 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:23,120 Okay, it's toontown, not toonton. 335 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,100 You've been watching too much pbs. 336 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,880 Thank you. All right,honey, come here. 337 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,520 I don't like this thing. 338 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:35,950 Well,I don't like running like a crazy person through downton disney - Downtown disney. 339 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:36,990 I don't know what to do. 340 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:38,950 Well, the leash is not the answer. You want my help? 341 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,780 Yes, please! 342 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:41,940 'cause I can fix this for you in about two minutes. 343 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,700 Come on, baby girl. Come with me. 344 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,170 We'll be right back. 345 00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:48,410 Okay. Where we going? Oh, this way? 346 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,690 Manny, you don't sound very happy for a kid that is flying an elephant. 347 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:58,170 I lost to durkas. It's not fair. 348 00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:00,810 He wanted to buy ibm because he thought it was funny to say. 349 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:04,450 Well,I'm glad that you lost. Fake money has changed you. 350 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,030 Where is the manny that used to stop to smell the roses? 351 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,440 He took a bath on a solar start-up in san jose. 352 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:13,610 You have been so busy burying your face in your phone 353 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:18,740 that you barely said hello to your family, you gave winnie the pooh the cold shoulder, 354 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,170 and you haven't even noticed that pretty girl in the blue elephant 355 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,510 that has been smiling at you. 356 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,990 Not my type, but still it's nice to be noticed. 357 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,400 You see what happens when you're not burying your head in business? 358 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:34,810 You're right. I'll try to be more present. Mm. 359 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,220 What the heck's on your feet? 360 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:42,180 They're slippers! They're like pillows. 361 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,990 Attagirl. 362 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,540 Um... You're welcome. 363 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,130 Look. Your dad got her baby high heels, which we said we were never gonna let her wear. 364 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,190 - I love 'em. - You look gorgeous, sweetie. 365 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,890 Oh, my gosh. You felt people judged us before? 366 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,410 Wait till they meet little miss anaheim. 367 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:59,050 Who cares? Look at her. She can barely move. 368 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,420 Thank you, dad. 369 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:05,640 You know what? She's got pretty good gams for a 3-year-old. 370 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,680 Cheese! 371 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,440 Got it. Thanks, little john. 372 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,250 Thank you! 373 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:14,340 Ooh, they have corn dogs. 374 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,700 We gotta get one before we go back. They are legendary. 375 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,770 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 376 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:22,150 Haley! It's me. Dylan. 377 00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:24,950 I'm in the bear suit. I borrowed it to talk to you. 378 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:26,860 Why are you dancing like that? 379 00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:29,180 This is what little john does. Maybe. 380 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,910 I don't know what movie this dude is from. 381 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,800 I'm not even supposed to be talking to you. 382 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,320 Well,I'm not talking to you. 383 00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:36,810 No, you can talk. 384 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,870 I know, but I'm mad. 385 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,980 You came back to town and didn't even call me. 386 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,830 I was embarrassed. 387 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,850 I lost my job at the dude ranch, and I wanted to get my act together first. 388 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:49,030 But the four dweebs on a bike act? 389 00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:53,270 hey, the dapper dans are a main street tradition since 1959. 390 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:56,080 Hey, what's going on? 391 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,230 Nothing. 392 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,440 I still love her, ethan. 393 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,850 Okay, how do you know my name? 394 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,020 It's dylan. 395 00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:08,020 Look,I don't wanna harsh your day, but I never stopped loving haley and I never will! 396 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,740 I - is this some sort of joke? 397 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,220 Do I look like I'm joking? 398 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,840 Dylan, let's not do this now. 399 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:16,070 It has to be now. I've got a parade at 3:00. 400 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,600 Hey,seriously,dude, back off. 401 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,320 Okay, that was my face. 402 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,890 And you're the one who needs to back off. 403 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:30,670 - You... - Okay. This thing's kinda heavy. I can't get up. 404 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:34,030 Ethan? Ethan, what is going on? What are you doing? 405 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,180 Uh,hi, Mrs. Dunphy. Help me up. 406 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,780 no. 407 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,210 If I could get up,I would-uhh! 408 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,530 Come on, lily sweetie. Keep up, honey. Come on. 409 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,490 Phil, you don't look like you're doing very well. 410 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,410 Maybe because I officially became an old man back there at thunder mountain. 411 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:59,240 Oh, my goodness. You are burning up. You might have the flu. 412 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,600 A bunch of guys at work had the flu, 413 00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:04,710 and we all drink orange juice out of the same carton. 414 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,750 We should get cups. 415 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,690 Luke, did you hear that? I have the flu! 416 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,650 Glad we didn't share that pickle. 417 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,080 Hey, everybody. 418 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,570 Oh,hey,hey, guys. Where's ethan? 419 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,430 Oh, he's staying. He ran into some friends. 420 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:22,510 But dylan got fired, so... Don't freak out. We have to give him a ride home. 421 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,210 And we're back together. 422 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:29,010 Hey, no one goes home till we hit the lincoln thing. 423 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,700 Don't even try to fight it. 424 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,240 Yeah, he made us go when we were kids. 425 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,450 Come on, people! It's a robotic president! What's not to love? 426 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:38,980 A robotic president? 427 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:43,350 So my plan was, drive claire and mitchell home, put them to bed, 428 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:48,330 pour myself a big tumbler of scotch, and tell dede it was over. 429 00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:51,140 But on the way out, we made one last stop. 430 00:19:51,180 --> 00:20:00,000 If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finisher. 431 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:05,810 Aas nation of free men, we must live through all times... 432 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,740 I don't know what happened. 433 00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:12,560 Maybe it's what robot lincoln said about a man's duty or keeping the union together. 434 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:14,970 Maybe I just chickened out. 435 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:20,280 But I realized that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife. 436 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:25,210 Now that's not the right decision for everyone, but it was the right decision for me. 437 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:34,440 And in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. 438 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,860 So I stuck it out until they were grown... 439 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,250 Jay, you want to join me in the jacuzzi? 440 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:43,120 And the universe rewarded me. 441 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,270 Aw, yeah! Here we go! 442 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,870 Hey,dad, roller coast fist bump. 443 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,400 What was that? 444 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,470 Yeah! Is this gonna be so awesome! 445 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,780 Close your eyes, that makes more fun! 446 00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,770 Oh yeah, that is more fun... 447 00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:24,300 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 448 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:27,770 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Sync:3p loves Manny 449 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,780 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 22