1 00:00:02,532 --> 00:00:04,424 Oh,phil,honey, you're still up. 2 00:00:04,444 --> 00:00:06,276 Okay. How does this sound? 3 00:00:06,276 --> 00:00:08,408 "mitchell,I love you very much." 4 00:00:08,418 --> 00:00:11,381 I not only love you, but I admire you, and someday I hope to... " 5 00:00:11,381 --> 00:00:13,773 are you firing him or proposing to him? 6 00:00:13,793 --> 00:00:15,925 Honey, this was supposed to be a part-time job. 7 00:00:15,925 --> 00:00:17,897 He was gonna be done in the summer anyway. 8 00:00:17,927 --> 00:00:20,400 - Just be direct. - I should have warned him. 9 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:23,182 How do you tell someone they have a reputation for being lazy? 10 00:00:23,202 --> 00:00:24,374 Mitchell? Lazy? 11 00:00:24,394 --> 00:00:26,876 Yeah. Yeah. He handed in a couple of contracts late, 12 00:00:26,906 --> 00:00:30,290 but I didn't want to say anything because he's practically doing this for free. 13 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:34,304 I can't do this! This isn't the face of a cold-blooded hatchet man. 14 00:00:34,314 --> 00:00:36,346 Will you do it? 15 00:00:38,878 --> 00:00:40,660 Oh,I'm sorry. Did we wake you up? 16 00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:43,663 No,I was up. I'm worried about tomorrow. 17 00:00:43,683 --> 00:00:45,825 My art teacher acts like I don't exist, 18 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:49,208 but I have one last chance to impress him at our year-end art fair. 19 00:00:49,228 --> 00:00:51,951 A few students are doing living versions of famous paintings. 20 00:00:51,971 --> 00:00:54,544 I've chosen this one, and I'm using my own family. 21 00:00:54,564 --> 00:00:55,935 Brilliant, right? 22 00:00:55,955 --> 00:00:58,808 When I told him, he said,"that's nice, alice." 23 00:00:58,828 --> 00:01:02,231 It's been a year. Alice? Really? 24 00:01:02,252 --> 00:01:05,315 Honey, do you think you're nervous because you've got a little crush on Mr. Jarvis? 25 00:01:05,335 --> 00:01:07,196 - No. - Are you sure? Because I've seen the way you look at him... 26 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:09,749 Sounds like you're the one with the crush! 27 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:12,091 I've just never had a teacr not like me before. 28 00:01:12,101 --> 00:01:13,333 Well, ms. Davis. Mm. 29 00:01:13,363 --> 00:01:14,844 Please. She's a gym teacher. 30 00:01:14,864 --> 00:01:17,437 She is to teaching what dr. Seuss is to medicine. 31 00:01:17,447 --> 00:01:20,079 And to think she didn't like you. 32 00:01:20,099 --> 00:01:22,031 You? What's your problem? 33 00:01:22,071 --> 00:01:24,414 Nothing. I'm just excited for tomorrow. 34 00:01:24,444 --> 00:01:28,017 I'm getting a medal at school because I put out a refi. 35 00:01:28,037 --> 00:01:33,673 Maybe that's what I should be when I grow up... A professional medal-getter. 36 00:01:35,825 --> 00:01:37,467 Uh... Luke, what happened? 37 00:01:37,487 --> 00:01:42,272 I don't know. I was just walking by and I smelled flames. 38 00:01:42,282 --> 00:01:43,803 I was there. 39 00:01:43,823 --> 00:01:45,675 I don't like this. We're not supposed to be in here. 40 00:01:45,695 --> 00:01:46,976 Just keep a lookout! 41 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:50,870 We're ten seconds away from creating luketonium. 42 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,853 - Oh, crap! - Look what you did! 43 00:01:54,854 --> 00:01:56,506 Luke, what happened? 44 00:01:56,526 --> 00:02:01,631 I don't know. I was just walking by and I smelled flames. 45 00:02:03,763 --> 00:02:05,435 Okay,guys, you're gonna be dragging tomorrow 46 00:02:05,455 --> 00:02:06,986 if you don't go to bed right now. Let's go. Go. 47 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,218 Fine. Come on, alice. 48 00:02:09,248 --> 00:02:11,961 I'll be up in a minute. 49 00:02:14,113 --> 00:02:18,968 "mitchell,"I can't tell you how hard... How hard this... " 50 00:02:18,988 --> 00:02:22,762 no, that's - No, it's not personal enough. 51 00:02:26,956 --> 00:02:28,578 Okay, okay. 52 00:02:28,618 --> 00:02:31,551 "I can't tell you how hurt and angry this makes me," 53 00:02:31,561 --> 00:02:33,733 but you've been late too many times. 54 00:02:33,743 --> 00:02:34,734 I'll need your keys. 55 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,616 " Daddy, no! I'm so sorry! 56 00:02:36,636 --> 00:02:38,538 Honey,I didn't hear you come downstairs. 57 00:02:38,548 --> 00:02:40,460 You couldn't sleep, either? 58 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:47,617 Uh, yeah. No, there's just, like,a lot on my mind with graduation, 59 00:02:47,637 --> 00:02:50,239 and what to wear. How does this look? 60 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:53,253 Wait a second. You're carrying your shoes. 61 00:02:53,283 --> 00:02:57,277 How am I supposed to judge the whole outfit? Put 'em on. 62 00:02:57,487 --> 00:03:01,271 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 63 00:03:02,101 --> 00:03:06,506 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Sync:3p loves Manny 64 00:03:06,526 --> 00:03:09,198 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 23 65 00:03:09,969 --> 00:03:13,953 So make sure you give this menu here a good, thorough reading. 66 00:03:13,963 --> 00:03:16,726 - Soup. - You didn't even look at it. 67 00:03:16,746 --> 00:03:19,879 - Soup. - Check out what's below the soup, Sandwiches. 68 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:22,722 Have you check out what is below this outfit? 69 00:03:22,732 --> 00:03:24,624 This doesn't come from sandwiches. 70 00:03:24,644 --> 00:03:26,546 Look! 71 00:03:26,556 --> 00:03:28,498 "the jay pritchett"? 72 00:03:28,498 --> 00:03:30,169 I don't understand. 73 00:03:30,189 --> 00:03:31,911 They named you after a sandwich? 74 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:34,223 No! They named a sandwich after me! 75 00:03:34,274 --> 00:03:38,338 "turkey,bacon, swiss cheese, red peppers, anchovies on wheat"? 76 00:03:38,338 --> 00:03:40,069 Most people would stop after the salty bacon, 77 00:03:40,079 --> 00:03:41,901 but I double down with the anchovies. 78 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,404 Were you making a sandwich or attracting deer? 79 00:03:44,414 --> 00:03:46,005 Is this bum bothering you, miss? 80 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:50,009 Oh,I should get a picture of this - An actual waitress sighting in this dump. 81 00:03:50,049 --> 00:03:52,662 I took a chance and put in an order for your sandwich, 82 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:55,955 although most people like their jay pritchetts to go. 83 00:03:55,965 --> 00:03:58,448 - What's happening? - Gloria, it's maxine. 84 00:03:58,468 --> 00:04:00,119 So you're married to jay. 85 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:02,412 Where'd you tie up your seeing eye dog? 86 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:06,986 No, no,I'm not, um... Okay,I get it. I get it. 87 00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:09,329 Here's that number for that neck doctor I want you to see. 88 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,900 - Thanks. - What's wrong with your neck? 89 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:13,693 For 30 years,I've been hearing it's a handball injury. 90 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:16,185 But it always seems to get worse with stress. 91 00:04:16,225 --> 00:04:18,047 Maybe it's that audit he's got coming up. 92 00:04:18,077 --> 00:04:19,759 - Audit? - It's nothing. 93 00:04:19,789 --> 00:04:23,473 Oh, isn't that cute? He doesn't want you to worry. 94 00:04:23,483 --> 00:04:25,024 Here's your sandwich. 95 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:26,576 Now you should worry. 96 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:28,858 Look at it - My prettiest child. 97 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:30,760 Why didn't you tell me about your neck? 98 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,482 It's fine. Take a bite. 99 00:04:32,492 --> 00:04:34,103 - Your company's getting audited? - Nothing! 100 00:04:34,123 --> 00:04:35,505 Three bad days, then it's over. 101 00:04:35,535 --> 00:04:38,428 Come on! I'm-I'm anxious to hear what you think. 102 00:04:39,569 --> 00:04:41,291 I see it growing on ya. 103 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:43,052 It's like maxine when she first tried it. You know, she- 104 00:04:43,052 --> 00:04:45,144 - I don't like it. - You probably didn't get all... 105 00:04:45,164 --> 00:04:47,887 - jay,I try it. I don't like it. 106 00:04:47,927 --> 00:04:49,088 That's all you can say? 107 00:04:49,108 --> 00:04:50,470 It tastes bad in my mouth. 108 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:54,904 It's like a fish and a turkey beat themselves to death with a pepper. 109 00:04:54,934 --> 00:04:57,176 Okay, fair enough. Maybe a little picky, though, 110 00:04:57,186 --> 00:04:59,449 from someone who prepared a colombian specialty and said, 111 00:04:59,459 --> 00:05:03,663 "why are you not eating the hooves? They're the best part." 112 00:05:04,684 --> 00:05:05,965 I'm back! 113 00:05:05,975 --> 00:05:08,217 Oh,hey, uncle cam. 114 00:05:08,237 --> 00:05:10,109 Oh, thanks again for picking me up last night. 115 00:05:10,139 --> 00:05:12,181 You're welcome, but you have to be more careful. 116 00:05:12,201 --> 00:05:13,753 I was the responsible one. 117 00:05:13,773 --> 00:05:15,855 Lisa was drinking, and I took her keys, and then e- 118 00:05:15,905 --> 00:05:19,659 I understand. My senior year,I had a pretty crazy night myself 119 00:05:19,689 --> 00:05:22,372 involving a bottle of corn mash and an overturned plow. 120 00:05:22,382 --> 00:05:23,453 - Seriously? - Yeah. 121 00:05:23,473 --> 00:05:25,054 You don't know terror until you've had to stare down 122 00:05:25,064 --> 00:05:29,028 the eyes of a missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a p.u.I. 123 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,572 Honey, you don't drink coffee. 124 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,404 I do when I've been up half the night worrying about a project 125 00:05:34,424 --> 00:05:37,377 that's only one-third done, and I still have an apron to sew, scenery to paint, 126 00:05:37,407 --> 00:05:38,908 plus my normal crushing workload. 127 00:05:38,908 --> 00:05:44,614 So... Unless you have a better way for me to stimula - Oh, god. 128 00:05:44,664 --> 00:05:45,845 God, coffee's bitter. 129 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,767 That was your first sip? 130 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:52,572 Okay,I got the chafing dish, salt and pepper shakers - Perfect matches, both. 131 00:05:52,622 --> 00:05:55,855 I may have to readjust my grapes. 132 00:05:55,885 --> 00:05:58,368 I'll just give you a little privacy. 133 00:05:58,388 --> 00:06:01,050 Welcome back to the light show. Hi. 134 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,664 - Hi, lily. - Hi, daddy. 135 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:07,076 Lily... Sweetheart, no. 136 00:06:07,096 --> 00:06:09,068 No,no,no, no. We're - We're not gonna do that today. 137 00:06:09,088 --> 00:06:12,842 Actually- Actually,claire, we're-we're trying not to use the word "no" so much. 138 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:16,115 We just read a book that said children learn to rebel against that word. 139 00:06:16,135 --> 00:06:19,289 So we redire her into a new activity instead. 140 00:06:19,309 --> 00:06:21,230 oh. Here-well, just watch this. 141 00:06:21,251 --> 00:06:23,463 Lily,sweetie, hi. It's daddy here. 142 00:06:23,493 --> 00:06:25,755 Would you like to listen to some music? 143 00:06:25,765 --> 00:06:29,118 Okay. There you go. See? 144 00:06:29,148 --> 00:06:32,442 Every new generation thinks they have cracked the code on child rearing. 145 00:06:32,462 --> 00:06:35,034 What's the latest theory? Never say "no." 146 00:06:35,064 --> 00:06:37,447 I say "no" every day in this house. 147 00:06:37,457 --> 00:06:40,610 - But at night, she's a "yes" machine. - no. 148 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:44,864 Oh, it doesn't seem that she is redirecting her own energy 149 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,556 as much as using a lot of ours. 150 00:06:46,576 --> 00:06:51,571 But do you see how she's slowly transitioning from the lights to the music? 151 00:06:51,591 --> 00:06:54,003 yeah. Yeah,I do. 152 00:06:54,023 --> 00:06:58,728 It's hard to believe there was ever a time when we just said,"stop doing that." 153 00:06:59,859 --> 00:07:02,622 Oh. The garbage disposal. Lily,no,no,no,no,no,no,no, no. 154 00:07:02,662 --> 00:07:06,065 Now let's redirect you into a nap, huh? 155 00:07:06,065 --> 00:07:07,577 Actually, we're doing this new thing 156 00:07:07,597 --> 00:07:10,199 where we let her tell us when she wants to take a nap. 157 00:07:10,199 --> 00:07:13,563 It's called "being your own nap captain." 158 00:07:13,603 --> 00:07:16,015 Come on, sweetie. 159 00:07:21,461 --> 00:07:23,343 - Hey! Hey. - Phil. 160 00:07:23,363 --> 00:07:24,724 Hey. Did you ring the doorbell? 161 00:07:24,764 --> 00:07:27,357 Oh, no,'cause I have these two coffees. 162 00:07:27,377 --> 00:07:29,238 - One is for you. - Thank you. 163 00:07:29,238 --> 00:07:34,173 Here's my life- A full-time job,a 3-year-old, and a second one on the way. 164 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:38,348 And as a favor,I agreed to do a little work for phil's agency. 165 00:07:38,378 --> 00:07:43,443 The problem is,I'm very good, and the more I do, the more they want me. 166 00:07:43,473 --> 00:07:45,255 I - I even turned in a few assignments late 167 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,428 so that they'd fall out of love with me a little bit. 168 00:07:48,438 --> 00:07:49,679 Right. 169 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:50,960 How-how long have you been standing here? 170 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,592 Are-are you- Are you all right? 171 00:07:52,592 --> 00:07:53,393 Oh, yeah. 172 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:55,915 'cause you're - You're really blinking. 173 00:07:57,547 --> 00:08:02,402 I'm a stress blinker,um, and what really gets me going is confrontation. 174 00:08:02,422 --> 00:08:04,874 I hate it. I - I avoid it at all costs. 175 00:08:04,924 --> 00:08:06,045 Terrible at it. 176 00:08:06,065 --> 00:08:09,839 Once,I, uh,I tried to break up with a girl, and I danced around it so much, 177 00:08:09,849 --> 00:08:12,882 she didn't know I had broken up with her. 178 00:08:12,902 --> 00:08:14,864 20 years later, we're still married. 179 00:08:14,874 --> 00:08:20,750 I am... Really... Sorry... About the cold coffee. 180 00:08:20,770 --> 00:08:24,223 It's not that cold. It's lukewarm, so... 181 00:08:24,644 --> 00:08:26,195 funny story about that expression- 182 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:29,989 When the kids were younger,um, we had a, uh,a wading pool... 183 00:08:30,019 --> 00:08:33,313 And occasionally, luke would have an accident,and,um, alex would scream, 184 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:38,278 and we'd say, um,"it's okay,honey, he's just making it lukewarm." 185 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,722 So I gotta get going, but I-I'll see- 186 00:08:42,732 --> 00:08:44,934 Okay, wait! I'm just gonna come straight out and say it. 187 00:08:44,954 --> 00:08:46,876 Mitchell, you've done a wonderful job for the agency 188 00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:49,269 since you decided you'd help us out for just a little bit. 189 00:08:49,269 --> 00:08:51,681 And we couldn't ask for more, could we? 190 00:08:51,691 --> 00:08:54,133 I wish it didn't have to end. 191 00:08:54,153 --> 00:08:56,245 In fact, if it was up to me, you'd stay on forever... 192 00:08:56,276 --> 00:08:58,818 - Phil, phil... - But it is not just up to me, is it? 193 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:03,743 Phil,I saw this coming, and-and look... 194 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:07,307 I bailed. I made an excuse and left. 195 00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:09,118 But I-I-I've gotta be straight with him. 196 00:09:09,138 --> 00:09:12,011 "phil,I cannot stay on with your firm forever." 197 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:15,064 Oh! God, it's gonna crush him. 198 00:09:15,815 --> 00:09:17,877 Maybe I can get claire to do it. 199 00:09:17,887 --> 00:09:20,370 Well, that was easy! 200 00:09:21,891 --> 00:09:24,744 we're really proud of you, buddy. See you at the ceremony. 201 00:09:27,847 --> 00:09:29,839 - You're not a hero. - I put out a fire. 202 00:09:29,849 --> 00:09:31,721 - A fire you started. - Was there a fire? 203 00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:33,353 - yes. - Did I put it out? 204 00:09:33,363 --> 00:09:35,265 - That's not... - Answer the question. 205 00:09:35,265 --> 00:09:36,416 yes. 206 00:09:36,436 --> 00:09:38,017 I'm getting an award for it. 207 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:41,140 If they gave awards for starting fires,I'd be getting one of those, too. 208 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,763 I know you have a conscience, luke. 209 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,846 Do you see this flag? It stands for justice. 210 00:09:46,866 --> 00:09:48,718 So when that fire marshall gets here, 211 00:09:48,748 --> 00:09:52,832 I know you're going to look at that flag and do the right thing. 212 00:09:59,228 --> 00:10:02,171 You were very quiet all the way home. 213 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:05,174 Are you upset at me because I honked at that old lady? 214 00:10:05,194 --> 00:10:08,528 Normally, we leave the honking to the driver, but I'm used to it. 215 00:10:08,558 --> 00:10:10,290 Is it because of the sandwich? 216 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,813 Ah, you maybe could have eaten half of it... Said a couple of nice things. 217 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:15,575 It's just a sandwich, jay. 218 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:17,897 It's not about the delicious sandwich, gloria. 219 00:10:17,947 --> 00:10:20,920 It's about being respectful of a person's feelings. 220 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,302 But I was just being honest. 221 00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:24,974 You don't have to be honest about every little thing in a relationship. 222 00:10:24,994 --> 00:10:27,737 Some things you say, some things you don't. 223 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,099 What are the things that you don't say? 224 00:10:30,119 --> 00:10:31,441 gloria,I really don't wanna do this anymore. 225 00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:34,874 Oh, really? But you cannot just try to teach me a lesson, and then not even- 226 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:38,107 Okay, fine. I don't say this, but it... 227 00:10:38,127 --> 00:10:42,141 Bothers me a little bit that you're just a tiny bit... Loud. 228 00:10:42,181 --> 00:10:43,242 - Loud? - Not all the time. 229 00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:45,735 Only when you, you know, when you talk. 230 00:10:45,785 --> 00:10:47,196 So I embarrass you? 231 00:10:47,216 --> 00:10:49,259 - Gloria... - What? 232 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:51,901 - Am I being too loud again? - All right. Buckle up. 233 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:54,994 Oh,I'm gonna go and try to do the laundry, 234 00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:59,979 and I'm gonna do it very quietly so I don't bother you. Maybe manny can help me. 235 00:10:59,989 --> 00:11:02,672 - Manny! - I get it. 236 00:11:02,692 --> 00:11:06,105 - Manny! - I get it. 237 00:11:08,308 --> 00:11:11,060 Now you're not even making any noise. 238 00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:17,106 Okay, this is way too many grapes, and this spoon is modern day, so if we use it, 239 00:11:17,126 --> 00:11:20,650 everyone at the table has to react in shock at the spoon from the future. 240 00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:22,712 Okay. And that went down the drain. 241 00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:24,223 And you need a nap. 242 00:11:24,223 --> 00:11:25,835 You need a nap. 243 00:11:25,865 --> 00:11:28,418 I got it. Ooh,I lost it. Shoot. 244 00:11:28,428 --> 00:11:30,890 Let me know if I can eliminate any distractions for you. 245 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,862 Oh,I got it. No,I got a finger on it. There it is. 246 00:11:32,872 --> 00:11:34,354 Oh, lost it again. 247 00:11:34,354 --> 00:11:35,995 Maybe you should just wait until it comes to you. 248 00:11:36,015 --> 00:11:38,808 You know, make it the captain of its own spoon platoon. 249 00:11:38,818 --> 00:11:42,051 I understand the point you're making,claire, but... Oh! Now I'm stuck. 250 00:11:42,071 --> 00:11:42,962 Yeah,cam, you are stuck. 251 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:45,525 You are stuck on a philosophy that clearly doesn't work. 252 00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:48,318 Sometimes, you need to say "no" to a child. 253 00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:50,870 Yeah, and sometimes you need to say "no" to an adult. 254 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:55,084 No, claire. No,I don't need help raising my child. 255 00:11:55,104 --> 00:11:57,867 Oh. Okay. Sorry. 256 00:11:57,907 --> 00:12:00,440 Guess I-I do have a lot to learn. 257 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:02,312 Right now,I-I'm looking forward to learning 258 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:07,467 if you will get your arm out of there before lily gets to the garbage disposal switch. 259 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:12,662 Um... Lily, sweetie! 260 00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:14,133 C - can you do something,please, claire? 261 00:12:14,163 --> 00:12:16,626 I would like to. Really,I would, but I would probably just say "no" 262 00:12:16,646 --> 00:12:19,699 and shred her confidence and mangle her self-esteem. 263 00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:21,601 Okay, fine! I'm sorry! Just-here, just stop her! 264 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:25,395 Stop her! Stop her! Sweetie! Claire! Okay! 265 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,761 ohh! yes! 266 00:12:35,445 --> 00:12:38,117 You think that's funny, don't ya? 267 00:12:38,117 --> 00:12:42,722 Well, it's wicked, claire. It's wicked. Come on. We're leaving, lily! 268 00:12:42,752 --> 00:12:47,597 It's living art. We stay perfectly still for 90 seconds, basically doing nothing. 269 00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:49,238 Sounds like my first wife. 270 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,100 I don't know. She always moved for me. 271 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,373 As long as you both agree it was only 90 seconds. 272 00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:55,525 Two nerds with one stone! 273 00:12:55,545 --> 00:12:57,287 I love working in an office. 274 00:12:57,297 --> 00:12:59,309 Is that your brother-in-law? I thought you fired him. 275 00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:00,910 I did, before work. 276 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,081 Then what's he doing here? 277 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,783 Is he disgruntled? He looks disgruntled. 278 00:13:03,803 --> 00:13:05,705 No, he always looks like that. 279 00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:07,997 Hey. How's it going? 280 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:10,850 Hey, hey. Listen - Okay,I know this is uncomfortable... 281 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,663 But we really need to talk about my future here. 282 00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:14,984 But I-I-I thought we- 283 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:18,718 No,I know. I know I led you to believe that I'd be able to stay on here indefinitely, 284 00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:21,351 and-and... O-okay, don't get all blinky. Oh. 285 00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:23,273 No, it's not all bad news, okay? Okay. 286 00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:25,385 You will have me until july, like we agreed. 287 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,688 Okay, great. Hey, could you jump on the elevator with me real quick? 288 00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:30,990 I could use a hand carrying up some stuff from my car. 289 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,675 Oh! My goodness. I probably need some empty boxes, don't I? 290 00:13:35,685 --> 00:13:38,247 You know what? You head down,I'll meet you at the glass doors. 291 00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:40,470 There was something else. What was it? I know it's in there. Oh,yeah, you're fired. 292 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:46,296 What? F-fired? W- what's going on with these things? 293 00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:49,078 You trying to open 'em? 294 00:13:49,098 --> 00:13:51,050 I guess I better... Get somebody. 295 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,753 Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait, wait - You're firing me? 296 00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:55,295 I - I don't even like this job. 297 00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:56,696 That can't be safe. 298 00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:58,698 - Is someone trapped in there? - The guy they fired. 299 00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:00,930 - Oh, the lazy guy? - Lazy? 300 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,383 You handed in a couple of things late. I should have warned you. 301 00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:04,954 I'm terrible at breaking bad news. 302 00:14:04,964 --> 00:14:07,557 Well, then why did you come over to my house and tell me how great I was? 303 00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:09,659 That was me trying to fire you! 304 00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:12,682 I haven't felt like this since I tried to break up with claire 20 years ago. 305 00:14:12,702 --> 00:14:13,653 Someone's stuck again? 306 00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:15,735 That lawyer with the attitude they just fired. 307 00:14:15,745 --> 00:14:19,148 They said it was your attitude, like you were doing us a favor. 308 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:21,441 I was doing you a favor! 309 00:14:21,451 --> 00:14:23,182 why didn't he take the stairs like everyone else? 310 00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:25,875 Lazy. 311 00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:28,207 Don't worry, he can't get you. 312 00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:31,661 Two hours I was stuck in there with an entire office of people staring at me. 313 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,184 I... I finally had to lie down. 314 00:14:36,205 --> 00:14:38,778 Didn't help my reputation. 315 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,892 Figures. 316 00:14:53,343 --> 00:14:57,046 You guys naileit. Dude, that was surreal. 317 00:14:57,046 --> 00:15:02,402 Dad, come on! We have a minute to set up! Where are mitchell and cam? 318 00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:05,094 Hey, manny. Thanks for what you id before about the flag. 319 00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:06,266 It really got me thinking. 320 00:15:06,266 --> 00:15:07,777 I knew you had a conscience, luke. 321 00:15:07,797 --> 00:15:11,230 And more importantly, you've got a good... You didn't. 322 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,445 Yep. And thanks to you,I had them move the ceremony to right under the flag. 323 00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:17,957 I'll sign a picture for you. 324 00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:21,000 Oh, there you are. I was afraid you weren't ming. 325 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,292 It was a discussion. 326 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,984 If we weren't gonna show up, we would have clearly let you know, 327 00:15:25,004 --> 00:15:26,816 and not humiliated you in public. 328 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:27,617 If it's any consolation, 329 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,960 the lawyer we hired to replaceu is already suing the elevator company. 330 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,211 You're sitting on my hand. 331 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:34,254 Be thankful you have two. I almost lost one today. 332 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:36,646 Oh, stop being such a baby. She was nowhere near that switch. 333 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,988 Shh! Keep your voices down. We're about to go on. 334 00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:40,149 Why you looking at me? 335 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,492 Am I too loud? Is that what everybody thinks? 336 00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,724 - What? - There's a backstory here you don't wanna know about. 337 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,317 - I want turkey. - Save yr appetite, baby girl. 338 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,839 And don't forget,afterwards, we're going to lenny's for a bite to eat- 339 00:15:49,839 --> 00:15:51,801 More than a bite if you value my feelings. 340 00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,433 Oh! Great, we get to see maxine. 341 00:15:53,443 --> 00:15:55,375 What? You know maxine, too? 342 00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:56,906 - Oh, we all know maxine. - Love. 343 00:15:56,926 --> 00:16:00,990 Second-best hugger in the world, after Mr. Burt reynolds. Story to follow. 344 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,782 All right,guys, this will all be over in 90 seconds. 345 00:16:02,782 --> 00:16:04,614 - Hold your poses. - Okay. 346 00:16:04,624 --> 00:16:06,806 I really wanna impress mr. Gorgeous. 347 00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:08,798 Jarvis! Shut up. 348 00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:10,650 Hey, mitch,I know this isn't a good time, 349 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:12,612 I- just want you to know,I'm really- 350 00:16:12,612 --> 00:16:14,213 I know, phil. You're really sorry, okay? 351 00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:16,736 But this is gonna take me a little time to get over, all right? 352 00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,888 Actually,I was gonna say I'm really gonna need your parking pass. 353 00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:20,059 What? 354 00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:21,651 Our next stage presentation will be 355 00:16:21,661 --> 00:16:25,505 alex dunphy's interpretation of norman rockwell's 1943 painting, 356 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,887 "freedom from want." 357 00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,379 how do you sleep at night, luke? 358 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:31,160 With a medal around my neck. 359 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,222 - I want turkey. - Lily, no! 360 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,375 - she Doesn't understand that word. - Cram it, claire. 361 00:16:35,415 --> 00:16:37,006 Control your child, cam. 362 00:16:37,026 --> 00:16:39,028 It's not that difficult. I've raised three. 363 00:16:39,058 --> 00:16:40,350 - Really? - cam! 364 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,211 Why don't you ask haley what time she got home last night? 365 00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:44,434 - Uncle cam! - Sorry, dear. Collateral damage. 366 00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:45,725 What is he talking about? 367 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,796 your arms are shaking. 368 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,280 Oh, yeah,I'm sure that the great maxine can do a better job! 369 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:54,163 You can criticize my parenting all you like,cam, but my son just won a medal. 370 00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:57,016 - For a fire he started. - Luke, is that true? 371 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,660 How long? It's getting heavy! 372 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:02,061 You're not getting that parking pass back. 373 00:17:02,081 --> 00:17:03,383 I tried to let you down easy. 374 00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:05,335 You don't know how to talk to people, phil. 375 00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:07,377 It's just like when claire didn't even know you dumped her. 376 00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:08,828 - What? - When did dad dump you? 377 00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:10,810 I didn't dump her! I just tried to! 378 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:12,492 I am losing it! 379 00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:14,654 Just a few more seconds! 380 00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:15,775 I want turkey. 381 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,217 Lily, no! 382 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:21,481 We really are trying to not say that word. 383 00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:25,305 B - minus, but there was a silver lining. 384 00:17:26,235 --> 00:17:30,910 "I expected more, alex." Alex! 385 00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:34,344 I am gonna call haley and tell her we're not going to that deli. 386 00:17:34,364 --> 00:17:36,005 I can't take another minute of cam. 387 00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:38,748 You know,I'm not even sure I believe all these new parenting theories, 388 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,921 but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let her tell me they're wrong. 389 00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:43,453 We are not going to dinner. 390 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,074 I tried that sandwich. 391 00:17:45,094 --> 00:17:47,056 It's not that good. You're not missing anything. 392 00:17:47,076 --> 00:17:49,489 I sure won't miss seeing luke and that stupid medal. 393 00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:51,761 I play by the rules. Where's my medal? 394 00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:53,493 jay can stay with that maxine. 395 00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:55,445 She's not loud like me. 396 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:59,579 In fairness, you can be a little quick to give advice. 397 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,332 Well,I'm always ready to help, if that's what you mean, yeah. 398 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:07,387 Yeah, but if you're not careful, it can come off a little... Know-it-all-y. 399 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,778 That's not a word. 400 00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:12,912 What you mean to say is, it can come off like I know it all. 401 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,394 I've always been this way. 402 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,526 That's why I wanted to break up with you. 403 00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,908 The word "fired" doesn't even apply. 404 00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:20,870 You can't get fired from a favor. 405 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,002 Okay,sweetie, maybe you should just let it go. 406 00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:25,705 Like I always say, it's better to carry a tune than a grudge. 407 00:18:25,715 --> 00:18:28,047 Okay, you... You've never said that, but... 408 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,330 And-and what about this grudge you're holding against claire? 409 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,181 I don't see you trading that in for a tune. 410 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,303 That is completely different. 411 00:18:33,303 --> 00:18:35,134 She insulted my parenting skills. 412 00:18:35,134 --> 00:18:38,658 Which, you have to admit, you can be pretty defeive about. 413 00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,512 Okay, so maybe we both can be a little sensitive. 414 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,133 N - no. No. 415 00:18:44,153 --> 00:18:46,666 No. These-ese are- These are not equal. 416 00:18:46,686 --> 00:18:48,878 No, you have no idea what it feels like to be fired. 417 00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:51,431 Yes,I do. I've been fired. Everyone has. 418 00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,012 Not me. 419 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,844 - Never? - No. 420 00:18:54,854 --> 00:18:58,007 Nope,I've always been very good at what I do. 421 00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,600 So then maybe what you're feeling is a little insecure 422 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,483 about your work for the first time. 423 00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:06,075 That's hogwash. 424 00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:10,049 As someone who's seen actual hogwash,I can assure you that it's not. 425 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,292 I don't know why you're so bothered by maxine. 426 00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:13,503 She's nice. 427 00:19:13,503 --> 00:19:19,228 Oh, good! Why don't you,jay, and maxine live together, eating sandwiches forever? 428 00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:21,321 Can I float a theory here, mom? 429 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,852 you sound like you're jealous. 430 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,284 Please! 431 00:19:24,304 --> 00:19:26,766 Me jealous of that woman? 432 00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:29,599 I just don't like the way they talk to each other! 433 00:19:29,649 --> 00:19:33,963 And the little jokes, and she knows everything about his life! 434 00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:41,190 Just makes me feel like, em... Is that aljeous? 435 00:19:43,022 --> 00:19:46,085 Ay, my poor sters. 436 00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:51,441 Just you? I thought the whole family was swinging by. 437 00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:54,033 Who knows what they're doing? Right now, they're all sniping at each other. 438 00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:55,255 Ah, who needs 'em? 439 00:19:55,265 --> 00:19:56,446 Right. As long as I have you, maxine... 440 00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:58,858 I'm off in five. Hey, luke! 441 00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,660 What's with all the hardware? 442 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:03,683 Well, he set fire to achool and lied about it. 443 00:20:03,693 --> 00:20:05,535 You know they give medals for anything these days. 444 00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:07,176 It's going back tomorrow. 445 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,519 He doesn't get a lot of medals. 446 00:20:10,029 --> 00:20:12,582 I just really need one of these. Hey. 447 00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:15,475 Don't hold back. Oh! 448 00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:17,327 My girls. There they are. Hi. 449 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,429 Hello, hello. Hi, all. 450 00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:21,581 Hey, cam. Hey! 451 00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:24,824 Come on in! 452 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,668 I, uh,I appreate your coming. 453 00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:32,001 And, again,I really, really - Thank you. Yeah. 454 00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,973 There she is. Well, look who made it. 455 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,376 - Hola, maxine. - So nice to see you. 456 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:38,608 - Let me get you some menus. - We don't need it. 457 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,100 It's jay pritchetts all around! 458 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:46,566 Gloria, if you want your sandwich without anchovies,I won't be offended. 459 00:20:47,377 --> 00:20:50,440 Of course, then it'll be a jack feldman. 460 00:20:58,197 --> 00:20:59,879 - Hey, man. - Is the repair guy here? 461 00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:02,302 He's working on it. Um,listen, uh, 462 00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:06,456 It's Kattie's birthday, 463 00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:07,427 You just tell me that? 464 00:21:07,457 --> 00:21:09,399 No, no. I grab you some cake. 465 00:21:09,419 --> 00:21:11,431 Oh, sure it is not employee only? 466 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,822 Okay, I got that. 467 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,764 - Who are you talking to? - Mitchel. 468 00:21:14,764 --> 00:21:17,387 - Who? - Mitchel, My bro... the lazy guy. 469 00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:19,539 I was doing you a favor. 470 00:21:20,229 --> 00:21:22,051 Allright, just gimme the cake, I'm hungry. 471 00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:24,233 No! 472 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,426 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 473 00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:28,197 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Sync:3p loves Manny 474 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:30,089 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 23