1 00:00:01,830 --> 00:00:05,954 One,two,three, four. And skip,two,three, four. 2 00:00:05,974 --> 00:00:08,257 And turn,two,three, four. 3 00:00:08,257 --> 00:00:09,708 I don't like this part. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,360 Well,honey, if you spot the wall, 5 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,902 then you won't get dizzy. Here, watch daddy, okay? 6 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,947 How cool would it be if you turned into wonder woman right now? 7 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:21,400 Can't even talk about it. 8 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,531 Oh, it's the adoption agency. 9 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:24,303 Oh, my gosh. It is? It is? It is? 10 00:00:24,303 --> 00:00:25,744 Cam, you need to stop doing that. 11 00:00:25,754 --> 00:00:27,826 Last time, they were just calling to confirm our billing address. 12 00:00:27,836 --> 00:00:29,428 Hello? 13 00:00:29,438 --> 00:00:31,750 - Uh-huh. - "Uh-huh" what? 14 00:00:32,261 --> 00:00:33,862 - Really? - "Really" what? 15 00:00:33,882 --> 00:00:36,075 That— that mother from Calexico, she picked us. 16 00:00:36,085 --> 00:00:37,776 - She did? - Uh-huh. 17 00:00:37,796 --> 00:00:40,018 She— she went into early labor. She's having the baby today. 18 00:00:40,038 --> 00:00:41,760 - She is? - Uh-huh. 19 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:43,232 We have to go to Calexico right now. 20 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:45,844 - We do? - Just assume everything I say is the truth. 21 00:00:45,854 --> 00:00:46,565 Okay, yeah. 22 00:00:46,565 --> 00:00:49,298 Okay. Oh,okay, yes. 23 00:00:49,318 --> 00:00:52,111 Well, thank you so much. Okay, bye. 24 00:00:52,131 --> 00:00:54,633 Um... we're getting a baby today. 25 00:00:54,633 --> 00:00:58,026 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 26 00:00:58,257 --> 00:01:01,670 Wait,wait, wait. What do we do about Lily's recital? 27 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,094 Um... well, you know what? We'll— we'll just sit her down. 28 00:01:05,104 --> 00:01:07,096 We'll— we'll tell her. We'll— We'll give her a Popsicle. 29 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:09,468 She'll be fine. We have to do this. 30 00:01:09,488 --> 00:01:10,739 Okay, okay. Yeah, you're right um, 31 00:01:10,739 --> 00:01:12,391 all right,I'm gonna go dig up the old car seat. 32 00:01:12,391 --> 00:01:15,994 And listen, let's just... Take a deep breath before we tell anyone, okay? 33 00:01:16,004 --> 00:01:17,606 Yeah. 34 00:01:17,606 --> 00:01:20,109 Jay! Manny! Good news! 35 00:01:20,129 --> 00:01:22,821 Mitch and Cam are getting a new baby today! 36 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,343 Really? That's fantastic. 37 00:01:24,383 --> 00:01:26,215 And it's Latino! 38 00:01:26,215 --> 00:01:29,478 How's that giant fence working out for ya? 39 00:01:30,359 --> 00:01:32,050 It's Claire. 40 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,672 Hello? 41 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:36,085 Did you hear? 42 00:01:37,336 --> 00:01:38,257 Hey, Claire. 43 00:01:38,277 --> 00:01:40,939 You are driving to some California border town to adopt a baby, 44 00:01:40,949 --> 00:01:43,732 and I have to hear about it from Gloria? 45 00:01:43,752 --> 00:01:45,324 I was outside for two minutes. 46 00:01:45,324 --> 00:01:47,696 I kept it in as long as I could. 47 00:01:47,706 --> 00:01:49,808 We're having a baby! 48 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,701 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 49 00:01:52,751 --> 00:01:58,457 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Sync:3p°®ÂüÄá 50 00:01:58,477 --> 00:02:01,980 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 24 51 00:02:03,422 --> 00:02:04,833 What the heck is that? What? 52 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,395 We're back. 53 00:02:06,395 --> 00:02:09,578 - We got Alex the cutest prom dress. - Show your dad. 54 00:02:10,719 --> 00:02:12,381 Well,I don't like how far down that zipper goes, 55 00:02:12,391 --> 00:02:15,154 but on the plus side, it looks water-resistant. 56 00:02:15,174 --> 00:02:18,517 I can't believe Haley's not going to the prom and Alex is. 57 00:02:18,537 --> 00:02:19,898 What's that supposed to mean? 58 00:02:19,918 --> 00:02:22,711 I know I keep saying it,Haley, but you should be going. 59 00:02:22,731 --> 00:02:25,424 It's a major moment in a teenager's life, and you're missing it. 60 00:02:25,424 --> 00:02:28,016 Proms are lame. It's just an excuse for dressed up dorks 61 00:02:28,036 --> 00:02:30,229 to ride in limos and hump each other. 62 00:02:30,239 --> 00:02:33,252 Okay. Now I don't like the idea of Alex going. 63 00:02:33,262 --> 00:02:35,444 Sweetie,I think we're fine. It's— it's Alex. 64 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:36,765 What's that supposed to mean? 65 00:02:36,775 --> 00:02:38,507 It means you're a geek. 66 00:02:38,507 --> 00:02:39,378 You know what? You know what? 67 00:02:39,398 --> 00:02:44,333 I might just go crazy tonight and— and— and hook up all over him. 68 00:02:45,524 --> 00:02:47,566 Why are you laughing? That's not funny. 69 00:02:47,576 --> 00:02:50,659 I'm not even gonna wear my glasses! 70 00:02:50,659 --> 00:02:52,301 I feel better now. 71 00:02:52,311 --> 00:02:54,683 All right,I'm going to the mall. 72 00:02:56,665 --> 00:02:59,308 Um, we need to talk, honey. 73 00:02:59,318 --> 00:03:01,960 We're worried about you. 74 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:03,822 You haven't heard back from the college that wait-listed you, 75 00:03:03,832 --> 00:03:05,354 and all the rest of your friends have. 76 00:03:05,374 --> 00:03:07,486 And now you're just wasting time at the mall. 77 00:03:07,496 --> 00:03:09,808 For your information,I've already filled out 78 00:03:09,828 --> 00:03:12,191 and dropped off my community college application. 79 00:03:12,201 --> 00:03:16,255 And plus also I'm going to the mall because I have a job interview. 80 00:03:16,265 --> 00:03:18,137 - What? - Really? 81 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:20,599 My guidance counselor suggested I take a gap year. 82 00:03:20,619 --> 00:03:23,752 You know,a year between high school and college were you take some courses, 83 00:03:23,772 --> 00:03:26,555 have some life experiences, and get inspired. 84 00:03:26,605 --> 00:03:29,688 And obviously, work at the GAP. 85 00:03:30,889 --> 00:03:34,183 The first step in plane building— Organize the parts. 86 00:03:34,203 --> 00:03:36,735 You got your power plant. You got your fuselage. 87 00:03:36,755 --> 00:03:39,078 You got your control surfaces. 88 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,439 What's that? 89 00:03:40,449 --> 00:03:41,630 A charcuterie. 90 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:43,832 You got your prosciutto, your pancetta, your salami. 91 00:03:43,852 --> 00:03:44,983 That's charcuterie? 92 00:03:45,003 --> 00:03:47,446 I've been avoiding that on menus for years. 93 00:03:47,446 --> 00:03:49,598 They're killing themselves with that name. 94 00:03:49,628 --> 00:03:52,111 They're here! They're here! 95 00:03:54,963 --> 00:03:57,286 Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you. Thank you. 96 00:03:57,306 --> 00:03:59,228 - Of course. - Okay, so her recital's at 6:00. 97 00:03:59,258 --> 00:04:01,760 That's the address. Here's her outfit. 98 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:04,613 This is our camcorder. Get the whole show and some backstage color. 99 00:04:04,613 --> 00:04:06,295 Guys, you wanna take our charcuterie for the road? 100 00:04:06,305 --> 00:04:09,057 Bup,bup,bup, bup. They're good. We may need that. 101 00:04:09,057 --> 00:04:10,709 Hello? 102 00:04:10,729 --> 00:04:13,142 Yeah, um... H-hold on one second. 103 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:16,014 I think it's the baby's family. They're speaking Spanish. I— 104 00:04:16,054 --> 00:04:19,298 Hola, soy Cameron. O est? 105 00:04:19,298 --> 00:04:23,402 Uh,b— Excuse me. Could you s— Could you slow down just a little bit? 106 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,623 What does frenico mean? 107 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:25,994 - It's when— - Or just let her do it. 108 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,587 - Yeah. There you go. - Okay. Hello? 109 00:04:28,597 --> 00:04:30,189 S? s? Yo los puedo ayudar... 110 00:04:30,209 --> 00:04:31,470 I was doing fine. 111 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:33,662 He thinks he's some sort of an expert because for the past two weeks, 112 00:04:33,672 --> 00:04:35,874 he's been watching this ridiculous Spanish soap opera. 113 00:04:35,894 --> 00:04:39,258 "Fire And Ice"? Don't say a word about the ending of last night's episode. 114 00:04:39,258 --> 00:04:41,120 G-Gloria watches that. You'll ruin it. 115 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,873 S? Van a estar esperando su llamada, muchimas gracias. 116 00:04:44,913 --> 00:04:46,995 - It was the mother's sister Juanita. - Yeah. 117 00:04:47,005 --> 00:04:49,808 She said that she doesn't know the exact hospital yet, 118 00:04:49,818 --> 00:04:51,890 but that she will call you,like, in the next hour. 119 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,882 Oh, thank you, Gloria. I-I hate to ask this of you, 120 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,454 but would you mind coming with us? 121 00:04:55,464 --> 00:04:57,566 We need someone who actually knows how to speak Spanish. 122 00:04:57,576 --> 00:04:59,378 Fr. Muy fr. 123 00:04:59,408 --> 00:05:03,001 Ay,yes, of course! I would love to! Thank you! Thank you! 124 00:05:03,021 --> 00:05:05,194 I'm gonna grab my stuff, and we go, okay? 125 00:05:05,234 --> 00:05:07,496 All right, sweetheart. All right, come here. 126 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,998 - Daddies gotta go, okay? - All right. 127 00:05:10,008 --> 00:05:11,540 Okay, we're so sorry we're missing your recital, sweetie. 128 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:14,052 But you know what? You're getting a brand-new baby brother! 129 00:05:14,073 --> 00:05:15,604 Cam, come on. Come on. 130 00:05:15,604 --> 00:05:17,106 Okay. All right,breathe,breathe, breathe. 131 00:05:17,146 --> 00:05:20,689 Ciao, Jay! Ciao, Manny! I see you later, okay? 132 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,122 What just happened here? 133 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:24,793 I have to go to the bathroom. 134 00:05:24,803 --> 00:05:27,456 - She's talking to you. - You wanna take that? 135 00:05:28,967 --> 00:05:31,260 Always keep the rhythm in your feet. 136 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:34,413 Then we're gonna add just a little party in the shoulders. All right? 137 00:05:34,413 --> 00:05:36,905 Now let's get those arms going. 138 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,408 No,no, no. Arms down here says,"I'm white and I'm sorry," 139 00:05:39,428 --> 00:05:41,820 but arms up here says,"You don't know what I am." 140 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,442 I-I don't. 141 00:05:43,462 --> 00:05:46,655 You're never gonna believe it! You're never gonna believe it! 142 00:05:46,675 --> 00:05:49,118 Guess who got a job! I did! 143 00:05:49,138 --> 00:05:50,339 Oh, shoot. I just told you. 144 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:53,001 - Oh! Honey, congratulations! - That's amazing! 145 00:05:53,011 --> 00:05:55,224 You got a job! And what is all this? 146 00:05:55,234 --> 00:05:58,157 I stopped by the grocery store to get some stuff for dinner. 147 00:05:58,177 --> 00:05:59,528 You know where the grocery store is? 148 00:05:59,558 --> 00:06:03,242 Yes, mother. I'm celebrating by making dinner for me and Dylan tonight. 149 00:06:03,252 --> 00:06:05,724 Would you and dad like to join us? 150 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:07,796 - What's happening? - I don't know. 151 00:06:07,806 --> 00:06:11,310 Tonight at dinner,I'm telling my parents the biggest news of all. 152 00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:14,453 After graduation,I'm moving in with someone. 153 00:06:14,453 --> 00:06:17,476 And his name is me. 154 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:22,341 Watch me dance. 155 00:06:22,371 --> 00:06:24,083 Honey, you don't need to practice anymore. 156 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:27,836 The turning, the jumping, the little bird thing— You've got it. 157 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:28,777 What's this? 158 00:06:28,787 --> 00:06:30,939 Sweetie, please don't play with the pieces. 159 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:32,981 I've told you, they're very delicate. 160 00:06:32,981 --> 00:06:34,273 What are you building? 161 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:37,216 It's a model of a plane that was built for Amelia Earhart. 162 00:06:37,246 --> 00:06:40,048 - Why? - Because she wanted to fly around the world. 163 00:06:40,079 --> 00:06:43,532 - Why? - Because she problem needed to get away from her kids. 164 00:06:43,552 --> 00:06:45,304 - Why? - You know how to stop this? 165 00:06:45,314 --> 00:06:46,965 I'm on it. 166 00:06:46,985 --> 00:06:51,240 Lily, we really need you to let us concentrate for a few minutes, okay? 167 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:52,901 Your hair is weird. 168 00:06:52,921 --> 00:06:55,784 Um, now I'm flustered. 169 00:06:57,176 --> 00:07:00,349 Oh, you look adorable! 170 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:01,790 "Adorable"? I'm not a puppy. 171 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,252 Oh,honey, it was meant as a compliment. 172 00:07:03,272 --> 00:07:06,465 Claire,I got this. Honey, you look super sexy. 173 00:07:07,576 --> 00:07:09,728 Well, we tried everything. 174 00:07:09,778 --> 00:07:10,819 Oh, good-bye! 175 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:12,351 Wait! Wait, wait! 176 00:07:12,361 --> 00:07:14,203 We wanna meet this Casanova. 177 00:07:14,223 --> 00:07:16,865 Oh,no, parents aren't really his scene. 178 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,758 Alex, open the door. We are going to get a picture. 179 00:07:19,768 --> 00:07:22,241 Fine. 180 00:07:22,561 --> 00:07:25,324 You... look... flawless. 181 00:07:25,324 --> 00:07:26,145 Thanks. 182 00:07:26,175 --> 00:07:28,747 Did I not say coral was the color for you? 183 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:31,710 Look what it does for your skin. 184 00:07:32,541 --> 00:07:34,793 - Hi! - Hi, buddy. 185 00:07:34,803 --> 00:07:37,856 Yes, my bad boy prom date is gay. 186 00:07:37,886 --> 00:07:41,990 He just doesn't know it yet, so I'm basically his beard. 187 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:44,513 Pre-beard. 188 00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:46,205 His stubble. 189 00:07:46,205 --> 00:07:48,337 Okay, say "cheese"! 190 00:07:48,357 --> 00:07:49,868 Cheese. 191 00:07:49,878 --> 00:07:52,211 Okay, now one with flash. 192 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:54,623 - Cheese. - Cheese! 193 00:07:55,254 --> 00:07:57,136 Okay,I think you got the picture. 194 00:07:57,136 --> 00:07:59,868 Well, you guys have fun. 195 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:01,580 Do you want me to touch up your hair, honey? 196 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,732 Oh, no,I'm good. 197 00:08:05,664 --> 00:08:08,036 Ay, please stop driving the car like a snake. 198 00:08:08,036 --> 00:08:09,738 It's making me nauseating. 199 00:08:09,768 --> 00:08:11,180 Well,uh, if you want to switch places, 200 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,911 there's plenty of room to stretch out back here. 201 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:15,053 Yeah, that's why we traded our old prius in for the new one. 202 00:08:15,053 --> 00:08:16,745 You know, bigger family, bigger backseat. 203 00:08:16,765 --> 00:08:20,229 You can fit two car seats and a prize-winning pig back there. 204 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:22,101 Please don't put a pig in the backseat with our children. 205 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:23,302 I'm not being literal. 206 00:08:23,322 --> 00:08:25,003 It's a unit of measurement we used on the farm. 207 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:27,616 You know, like,"that bed's a double-pigger." 208 00:08:28,707 --> 00:08:30,799 Oh,uh, sorry. Maybe think about something else. 209 00:08:30,819 --> 00:08:33,142 You know,I missed "Fire And Ice" on Monday. What happened? 210 00:08:33,142 --> 00:08:35,414 My guess is a bunch of ridiculous plot turns done 211 00:08:35,424 --> 00:08:37,736 by overwrought actors who are impossibly good-looking. 212 00:08:37,756 --> 00:08:39,638 - Don't listen to him. - Nothing, really. 213 00:08:39,638 --> 00:08:43,492 Antonio hired a hooker to marry his father so that he can get back the money, 214 00:08:43,492 --> 00:08:47,756 but the hooker ended up being his long lost sister, the former beauty queen. 215 00:08:47,776 --> 00:08:50,008 Oh. Well,I stand uncorrected. 216 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:51,770 Ay, please just drive straighter. 217 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,102 Oh, sorry. Are my pinkies up again? 218 00:08:53,122 --> 00:08:54,623 I— They do that when I get excited. 219 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:57,086 Down, girls! 220 00:08:57,576 --> 00:09:00,519 Well, Alex should be hitting the dance floor right about now. 221 00:09:00,519 --> 00:09:01,770 Must be fun. 222 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:03,092 Really,dad, let it go. 223 00:09:03,112 --> 00:09:05,614 I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm just sad you're missing it. 224 00:09:05,624 --> 00:09:07,846 I can still totally picture my prom night. 225 00:09:07,846 --> 00:09:10,229 My date was Angela Wilkins. 226 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,782 My dad dressed as a limo driver and spoke with a British accent. 227 00:09:13,782 --> 00:09:16,155 He even announced our arrival. 228 00:09:16,475 --> 00:09:21,490 "Sir Philliam Dunphy and the Lady Wilkins!" 229 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:23,642 All the cool kids were totally laughing with us. 230 00:09:23,672 --> 00:09:26,545 Oh,I'm just so glad we met after that. 231 00:09:28,117 --> 00:09:30,539 Me, too. 232 00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:33,462 - Wonder what ever happened to Angela? - You don't know? 233 00:09:33,462 --> 00:09:37,616 I haven't seen her in over 20 years, but that's what's special about prom. 234 00:09:37,626 --> 00:09:42,721 No matter what... The Lady Wilkins and I will always have that night. 235 00:09:44,173 --> 00:09:47,236 Oh,no,no, no! We got this. We'll clean. 236 00:09:47,256 --> 00:09:49,468 You're cleaning up? 237 00:09:49,468 --> 00:09:52,981 What kind of day is this? Cam and Mitch get a new son, we get a new daughter. 238 00:09:52,981 --> 00:09:54,243 That was really fun, you guys. 239 00:09:54,263 --> 00:09:57,646 - Yes. - Yeah, and next time, we'll just do it at our place. 240 00:09:58,087 --> 00:10:00,499 I'm in. Just give me a heads-up. 241 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:02,431 "Our place"? What? What? 242 00:10:02,461 --> 00:10:08,947 Um,well, since I have a job now and I'm going to community college, 243 00:10:08,997 --> 00:10:13,822 uh, Dylan and I were thinking that, you know, we would get an apartment together. 244 00:10:13,842 --> 00:10:16,024 - What? - Are you doing sex? 245 00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:18,357 Luke, can we have a minute, please? 246 00:10:18,757 --> 00:10:21,230 Listen... I know that you're concerned, 247 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:25,164 but I'm designing t-shirts now, and they're gonna be huge. 248 00:10:25,184 --> 00:10:27,806 Also medium and small. 249 00:10:27,806 --> 00:10:31,420 Dylan, would you excuse us for a moment so we can talk to Haley? 250 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:35,734 Sure, but you stay. I'll go. 251 00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:41,550 Hi. Uh,uh, buenos noches. 252 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:43,892 Uh,uh, we're looking for... Uh, English? 253 00:10:43,912 --> 00:10:45,994 Uh,well, Juanita. We're looking for Juanita. 254 00:10:45,994 --> 00:10:47,076 - ¡Hola! - Hi. 255 00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:48,667 Mitchell y Cameron? 256 00:10:48,687 --> 00:10:51,310 Ah, she says,"Hello, Mitch and Cameron." 257 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,952 - I think we got that. - Ay, you brought me here. 258 00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:57,386 El beb? naci? hace media hora y se encuentra perfectamente de salud. 259 00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:59,007 Siete libras con cuatro onzas. 260 00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:02,931 Es hermoso, tiene el pelo grueso y los ojos grandes y cafecitos. 261 00:11:02,941 --> 00:11:04,803 Ay,¡qu? bueno! 262 00:11:04,813 --> 00:11:06,024 Did you get that, too? 263 00:11:06,024 --> 00:11:07,316 Yeah,a lot of it. 264 00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:08,407 Just... Just tell us. 265 00:11:08,427 --> 00:11:12,681 The baby was born half-hour ago, that he's in perfect health. 266 00:11:12,691 --> 00:11:16,965 He was 7 pounds,4 ounces, with thick hair and brown eyes. 267 00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:19,338 That's so good! 268 00:11:20,239 --> 00:11:21,710 Juanita! 269 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:26,995 Padre. U? hace usted ac? Ven ac? 270 00:11:27,025 --> 00:11:30,199 - Vengo con un serio aviso, mi ni. - Perdone. 271 00:11:30,219 --> 00:11:31,430 Gloria, what's going on? 272 00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:34,533 I don't know. The priest comes with great warning. 273 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,854 That can't be good. 274 00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:39,628 Shh! Something about the grandmother. She's sick. 275 00:11:39,628 --> 00:11:41,580 But now she's better. 276 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,762 - And now she knows! - Knows what? 277 00:11:55,844 --> 00:11:57,376 What was that for? 278 00:11:57,396 --> 00:11:59,418 The nurse stole her grandmother's almonds. 279 00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:03,612 No, the nurse is mad at Juanita because Juanita stole her lover, 280 00:12:03,632 --> 00:12:05,374 and Juanita is mad at the nurse 281 00:12:05,384 --> 00:12:08,927 because the nurse told the grandmother about the baby! 282 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:11,980 - Our baby? - Our baby? 283 00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:29,057 We're both thinking it. I'm just gonna say it. 284 00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:31,720 Lily's dance is not up to the standard of what we just saw. 285 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,573 In my head,I'm golfing right now. 286 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,986 Hi, Mr. Pritchett? I'm Lily's dance teacher Lucy. 287 00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:40,149 We have a little bit of an issue. 288 00:12:40,169 --> 00:12:41,730 Lily doesn't want to perform. 289 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,282 Oh, the poor thing. 290 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,913 - You get the kid,I'll get the car. - Oh, no. 291 00:12:44,913 --> 00:12:47,986 It's really important for Lily's self-esteem that she go on. 292 00:12:48,016 --> 00:12:49,798 I think one of you should talk to her. 293 00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:51,390 You know she stinks, right? 294 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,333 And I think it should be you. 295 00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:02,951 Lily. 296 00:13:03,162 --> 00:13:06,665 Your teacher tells me you don't want to dance. Is that true? 297 00:13:08,197 --> 00:13:11,600 But you were so good back at the house when you were practicing. 298 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,552 I wanna go home, to my house. 299 00:13:13,552 --> 00:13:16,155 Ah, to your house, huh? 300 00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:19,678 Are you sad your dads aren't here? 301 00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:23,011 Yeah. Well,I know they're sad to miss this, 302 00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,933 but they're getting you that baby brother. 303 00:13:24,943 --> 00:13:27,676 That's good, right? 304 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:33,522 You know,honey, your dads are gonna love you just as much 305 00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:36,255 when you get this brother. Trust me. 306 00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:38,427 I first had your aunt Claire, and then your dad came along, 307 00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:42,571 and I loved them just the same, no matter what he tells you. 308 00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:44,773 You believe me? 309 00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:47,316 Close enough. So what do you say? 310 00:13:47,336 --> 00:13:49,188 You gonna go out there and dance for everybody? 311 00:13:49,188 --> 00:13:50,439 No. 312 00:13:50,439 --> 00:13:54,493 Honey, there must be something I can do to get you out there. 313 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,715 Come dance with me, grandpa. 314 00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:58,337 No,honey, that's not gonna happen. 315 00:13:58,357 --> 00:14:00,649 How about I give you 50 bucks? 316 00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:02,441 I don't see why I can't do this. 317 00:14:02,451 --> 00:14:04,343 I'm totally getting my life together. 318 00:14:04,353 --> 00:14:08,167 Uh, allow me, if you will, to paint an accurate picture of this life 319 00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:09,588 - yeah. - ... You think you want, okay? 320 00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:13,272 Um, at first, it's a blast— Buying a dish rack, 321 00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:16,165 hanging a sheet up to turn one room into two. 322 00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:18,467 Allen-wrenching a bookcase called a Nurnk... 323 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:21,110 Because you couldn't afford the Sklurg. 324 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,723 But then... Then those bills start rolling in... 325 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,255 So you gotta pick up some extra shifts. 326 00:14:26,255 --> 00:14:29,618 And suddenly... Uh-oh, what's that? You're pregnant. 327 00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:30,799 Should've been safe. 328 00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:32,931 Ooh, and you're stressed and exhausted. 329 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:36,335 You've got a garage filled with unsold huge t-shirts. 330 00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:37,916 And,honey, if you think this kind of stress 331 00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:42,511 is not gonna take its toll on that body and that face, think again. 332 00:14:42,521 --> 00:14:45,023 Good-bye, beautiful skin. 333 00:14:45,063 --> 00:14:47,546 Farewell, silky hair. 334 00:14:47,546 --> 00:14:52,060 And hello, Alex's hand-me-downs,'cause you can't afford to shop. 335 00:14:52,081 --> 00:14:54,583 Good one. 336 00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:57,806 Do you think that this is gonna work out? 337 00:14:57,836 --> 00:14:59,368 Yes. 338 00:14:59,378 --> 00:15:01,029 Well, for my parents,I mean. 339 00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:02,471 For you? 340 00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:03,952 No. 341 00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:05,564 God. 342 00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:09,208 I just wanna live with Haley so bad. 343 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,471 It's like,I missed all this time with her in Wyoming. 344 00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:14,993 Then I thought I was gonna lose her again to college. 345 00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:18,287 Don't worry. I got your back, buddy. That's not gonna happen. 346 00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:20,028 What does that mean? 347 00:15:20,038 --> 00:15:23,132 Dylan, shut the door. 348 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:29,288 The bedroom door. 349 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,564 Excuse me. Excuse me. 350 00:15:35,594 --> 00:15:39,037 We're very confused. Can somebody please just tell us what's happening? 351 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:42,961 Somebody told the grandmother about the baby, and she wasn't supposed to know. 352 00:15:42,981 --> 00:15:46,195 If you ask me, it was the sexy priest. 353 00:15:46,215 --> 00:15:48,006 Enough! 354 00:15:48,026 --> 00:15:50,569 It wasn't the priest. It was me. 355 00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:52,551 Eduardo! Oh! 356 00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:54,543 Ay! Ay! Oh! What's happening? 357 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,865 Yes,I am alive. 358 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,467 And I may be just a ranch hand, 359 00:15:58,477 --> 00:16:01,270 but I'm the one that told your abuela about the baby. 360 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:05,144 I told her because I swore to your mother to look after your family. 361 00:16:05,144 --> 00:16:08,757 Your mother... Was my lover. 362 00:16:08,757 --> 00:16:09,998 u? 363 00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:12,671 Ay, wait a minute. Now I go from English to Spanish. 364 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:13,422 Que no est? muerto... 365 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:16,335 C-can we please just see our baby? 366 00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:19,188 No! 367 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,959 - buela? - buela? 368 00:16:20,969 --> 00:16:24,203 o te atreves a ocultar esto de m? 369 00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:30,099 El beb? es mi familia,y no va a ser educado por extras. 370 00:16:32,261 --> 00:16:36,044 She's saying that she's going to raise the baby. 371 00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:39,888 - No. - Cam. 372 00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:48,777 Guess what? Suddenly, you're 60 years old, 373 00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:52,161 wandering toothless and alone in a postapocalyptic wasteland. 374 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,963 Wait a second. How did Dylan get the nuclear codes again? 375 00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:56,145 During the robot wars. 376 00:16:56,155 --> 00:16:58,487 Okay,I think your father might have gotten a little bit off-track here. 377 00:16:58,497 --> 00:17:01,530 Honey,listen, the point is, the choices you make today— 378 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:05,214 No,no, the point is, is that it doesn't have to turn out so bad. 379 00:17:05,214 --> 00:17:09,148 She's right. It doesn't. Luke? 380 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,359 This came yesterday. 381 00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:11,300 What is it? 382 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,262 It's from that college. 383 00:17:13,272 --> 00:17:14,523 You got in, Haley. 384 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,554 Oh, my God. 385 00:17:15,564 --> 00:17:16,915 - You got into college? - What? 386 00:17:16,925 --> 00:17:19,808 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Aah! - That's amazing! 387 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,681 It came yest— Yesterday? 388 00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:25,494 Luke, why were you hiding this? 389 00:17:25,514 --> 00:17:26,605 I don't know. 390 00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:28,317 Do you not want her to go to college? 391 00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:29,228 I don't care. 392 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,220 Aw! You're gonna miss me! 393 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:34,723 Shut up! I am not! I'm never telling you anything again. 394 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:38,177 Sorry, little dude, but she's gotta go to college, 395 00:17:38,197 --> 00:17:40,939 even if that means that she can't live with me. 396 00:17:40,969 --> 00:17:42,351 Oh, Dylan. 397 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,074 Could you do one thing for me, though? 398 00:17:45,074 --> 00:17:47,266 Could you take me to your prom? 399 00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:49,078 - Really? - Yeah. 400 00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:52,331 I mean, if you go off to college and you don't come back here, 401 00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:57,796 I want you to remember me. I wanna be your Angela Wilkins. 402 00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:58,957 - Mom? - Yes. 403 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:01,650 Can I borrow that purple dress I said you were too old for? 404 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:05,053 Mm, in spite of that, yeah. Yeah. 405 00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:07,976 - Hey, buddy. - Mr. D. 406 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,618 Do you have a tuxedo I could borrow? 407 00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:13,382 Yeah, sure. I mean, it's the tux I got married in, so it's double-breasted. 408 00:18:13,382 --> 00:18:16,945 Perfect. So am I. 409 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,158 Okay. 410 00:18:24,373 --> 00:18:27,296 I'm going to get something for my stomach. 411 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,232 Oh, come on, swipe. 412 00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:34,573 Swipe! 413 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,645 M-Mitchell,I need your help. 414 00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:40,239 It won't swipe, and I'm in no condition to "see cashier." 415 00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:44,223 Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell? 416 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:47,536 Mitch—Mitchell! Where are you going? 417 00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:49,047 I'm just sick of it, Cam. 418 00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:50,899 Mitchell. Mitchell, come back here and talk to me. 419 00:18:50,899 --> 00:18:53,892 There are coyotes out here and— and meth addicts! 420 00:18:53,912 --> 00:18:55,514 Every time, Cam. 421 00:18:55,524 --> 00:18:57,806 Every time someone says that we're getting a-a baby, 422 00:18:57,856 --> 00:19:02,291 I get my hopes up and then... And then when it all falls apart,I... 423 00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:03,912 We just have to go through the whole thing again. 424 00:19:03,912 --> 00:19:06,455 And then meanwhile, the child that we do have is— 425 00:19:06,465 --> 00:19:09,027 is at a recital, and— and we're missing it. 426 00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:11,049 I know. 427 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:13,182 I'm as frustrated as you are. 428 00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:16,525 Are you? Because I-I don't— 429 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:18,327 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 430 00:19:18,337 --> 00:19:24,183 I am— I am so tired and— and just disappointed. 431 00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:28,467 And... I'm just tired. 432 00:19:34,663 --> 00:19:36,975 Then let's take a break. 433 00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:38,006 Really? 434 00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:43,982 It must be exhausting, always keeping it together for the both of us. 435 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:53,532 And I'm tired, too. 436 00:19:55,784 --> 00:19:57,526 I think I'm lying on a rock. 437 00:19:57,546 --> 00:20:00,699 I'm lying next to my rock. 438 00:20:02,211 --> 00:20:06,185 There's certain moments in life that you never forget, 439 00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:11,049 like when I held Manny in my arms for the very first time. 440 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:17,876 I was nervous. I didn't know what I was doing. 441 00:20:18,077 --> 00:20:19,328 What do you think? 442 00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:21,970 - You guys look amazing. - Oh, our little girl! 443 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,263 And I was so excited to see him grow up. 444 00:20:24,293 --> 00:20:25,924 - Bye, sweetie. - Have fun, man. 445 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,347 She's asleep. 446 00:20:28,347 --> 00:20:30,369 I tell you, kid,I'm too old for this. 447 00:20:30,369 --> 00:20:31,870 You and me both. 448 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,813 And the more he becomes the little man I know today, 449 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:39,498 the more I know I would do it all over again... 450 00:20:40,329 --> 00:20:44,173 Which is good, because I'm going to do it all over again. 451 00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:47,746 Turns out that I wasn't carsick. 452 00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:50,409 I'm pregnant. 453 00:20:52,271 --> 00:20:54,743 Okay,Luke, let's see what else you've been hiding from us. 454 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,425 Okay, fine. 455 00:20:56,425 --> 00:20:58,577 Here's a bill for the birdhouse I blew up at the Dude Ranch. 456 00:20:58,587 --> 00:20:59,618 You blew up a birdhouse? 457 00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:01,870 Let's hold all questions until the end. 458 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:04,793 Here's dad's jury duty thing for the day we went to Disneyland. 459 00:21:04,813 --> 00:21:06,505 I didn't want you to cancel the trip. 460 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,716 Good call. 461 00:21:07,736 --> 00:21:09,688 Here's a coupon for a gun range for mom. 462 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:10,589 I don't know what that's about. 463 00:21:10,609 --> 00:21:11,800 I don't know either. It's... Report card. 464 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,744 Report card. 465 00:21:15,754 --> 00:21:17,426 Notice from the city to take down the tree house 466 00:21:17,446 --> 00:21:21,620 or be fined $25 a day... Report card. 467 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:24,683 Red light ticket from when me and Manny stole that... 468 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,725 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- Proudly Presents 469 00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:29,178 - =http://bbs.sfile2012. com=- - =http://ytet. org=- ¹§Ï²Jay! Gloria! ¹§Ï²ÂüÄá! 470 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:29,728 Modern Family Season 3 Episode 24