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I'm fine.

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Thanks for waiting.

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What was that?

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Water heater, gas line, the train.
It's the same, people.

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Just stay low and move out!

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Honey, Luke's gone.

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Claire, spontaneous human
combustion is very rare.

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I don't think he exploded, Phil.

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The rope ladder works.
At least someone followed protocol.

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Oh! Oh, it's there!

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Smoke is coming out of
Luke's stupid suitcase.

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Like his old man,
Luke is a magician.

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I'm taking lessons from some guy
my dad found online.

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He came personally recommended
from the guy who runs

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the warlock conference
up in Modesto.

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Ocupado, big guy.

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Find another foxhole.

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This is how we learn to sing.

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Who can go up here with me?

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Cam took a job teaching music
at the local middle school.

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Yeah, his first day is tomorrow.

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I'm excited for me,

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but I'm probably
more excited for the students

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because a great teacher is a gift.

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Hasn't started yet.

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I have to tip my hat to my
High School music teacher...

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A real force of nature
who was also

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the defensive coordinator
for the football team

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and supervised calf birthing
for the animal husbandry club.

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Doris Olson.
Great lady.

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Lady.

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This is how... we learn to sing

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Ay, Jay, I'm going to miss you.

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It's one night.

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No, I don't want
to be without you,

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not even one night
in my whole life.

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What can I make you?

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How about a little room
on my side of the bed?

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I mean, I shouldn't complain.
My wife's a knockout. But...

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She's at that place
in her pregnancy

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where, she's, you know... ample.

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And the snoring.

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I swear in the last ultrasound,
the baby was like this...

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So I should be home
about noon tomorrow.

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Who drank all the coffee?

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Oh, I, uh, I had
quite a bit of that.

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You know, I haven't, um,
been sleeping too well.

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There's actually a funny story
about what's causing that.

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Mom, I'm fully aware of the changes
your body is going through,

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and that nasal stuffiness
is very common during pregnancy,

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but we got a crisis in this house.

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You've been snoring.
But I got you these nasal strips.

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In the commercial,

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the old man's angry red
sound waves turn a gentle blue.

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- So I'm like an old man?
- No!

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Like a dog then? A pig?

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What is it, Manny?
I'm an old man, a dog, or a pig?

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Jay, help me out here.
You've heard it.

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I don't know what
the boy's talking about.

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If this is a glimpse of teenage
Manny, I don't love it.

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Have a little respect
for your beautiful mother.

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Thank you, Jay.

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You're right. Sorry, mom.

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And, Jay,

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have a great trip
to San Francisco.

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Okay, Lily's drop-off time
is between 8:45 and 8:50,

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so you should be fine
to get to work by 9.

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Here is her checklist
for her backpack.

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Uh, wow.

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Oh, I have this
whole thing planned.

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Okay, I'm gonna walk in,
take off my jacket,

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and say, "here comes treble."

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Big swing on the first day.

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Please don't tamp down
my enthusiasm.

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Okay, what else?

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Oh! The dimmer came in
for the switch,

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so I want you to call
the electrician, but not Brad.

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Remember? We had a problem
with him last time about the billing.

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He wanted his name
above the title?

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Yes, you've done that joke before.
So cute. So funny.

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What else? Oh!

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Lily needs to get a present
for Gio's birthday party.

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And don't be thrown
by the invitation.

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It is a pirates party,
not a pilates party.

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Now sit.
I wanna talk juice boxes.

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Cam. Cam, I know
what's happening here.

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You're feeling very anxious
about your first day at work,

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and you're focusing that
anxiety on my day with Lily.

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Really? Are you sure I'm not

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completely confident
about my first day

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because it's gonna be a home run,

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and I am worried about you
because you're taking on

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a little bit more
of the Lily load?

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Don't be scared, sweetie.
Mwah!

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She's not scared!
Wh-wh-what are you doing?

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- Just call me if you need me.
- I won't!

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And thank you for managing
my expectations today.

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- Not necessary.
- I saw you practicing a bow last night.

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That was just in fun.

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You know, I highly doubt
some teenagers are gonna

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throw rose petals at my feet.

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Yeah.

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But I wouldn't be surprised

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if I got slow-clapped out
of my first class.

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Wrong.

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I am thinking.

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If you were thinking,

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you wouldn't have Seattle
as the capital of Washington.

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Oh. Yeah.

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It's Spokane.

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Sure, which makes the 11th
President of the United States

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"James K. Pslk."

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Okay, Alex, stop.
I'm trying to figure this out.

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Buzz. Time's up, dummy.
It's Olympia.

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Make sure you sound out
the big scary words.

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Mom, something's on my mind,
and it's really bothering me.

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Yeah, it's really bothering me, too,

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but I think it's gonna be rich,
so we better be nice to it.

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I wanna quit magic.

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What?

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I'm not really interested anymore,

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but I don't think dad's
gonna be happy.

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Oh, sweetheart. Don't worry
about disappointing your father.

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He only wants you
to do it if you wanna do it.

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Tell you what.
I will talk to dad—

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Whoa! Talk to dad?
That sounds serious.

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Don't do drugs.

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Stay in school.

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Luke wants to quit magic.

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That's not happening.

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Well, see you guys at dinner.

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Sweetheart, don't you even
want to talk about this?

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What's to talk about?
The kid's a natural.

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He has everything—
the hands, the patter, the outfits.

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Okay, let's play this out.

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Even if he is one in a million,

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what's our best case scenario here?

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He becomes, what...

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- A professional magician!
- A professional magician?

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Honey, the boy has a gift.

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You wanna just throw that away?

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I don't think it's about
throwing it away.

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I think it's about
you pushing him—

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Don't I get a say in any of this?

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I'm sorry I don't like magic
as much as you, but I don't.

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This isn't about magic.

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No, it's about my life
and you controlling it.

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Look, you made a commitment.
You will honor that commitment.

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Ugh! I hate it here!

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Luke!

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All right, young ladies
and gentlemen,

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if I can have
your attention, please.

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Let's settle down

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and let's say a temporary
good-bye to your neighbor

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and to life as you know it,
because here comes treble.

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That's right, my friends,
we got treble,

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right here at Franklin Middle.

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I'm Cameron T.,
and that rhymes with "g,"

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and that stands for "good morning"!

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Huh? Yes! Love the enthusiasm.
Go ahead. First question.

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When's Mr. Namagachi
coming back?

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Okay, Mr. Namagachi
isn't coming back,

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but there is somebody that
I'd like to introduce you to.

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Don't know that you properly met.

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She's a good friend of mine,

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and she goes
by the name of "music."

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And sometimes my friend music
can be shy.

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Sometimes she can be angry!

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Huh?
Sometimes she can be playful.

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And sometimes
she can be downright a-funky!

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Train wreck.

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There's no way
he ran this past Mitchell.

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Daddy always parks
in the back of the school.

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I know, sweetie, but, uh,

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- those spots were all taken.
- Because we're late?

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No, we're, like, a minute late,
and that's 'cause of traffic.

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And because I tipped over

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you didn't snap my car seat right.

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Okay, well, it certainly
didn't hurt your memory any.

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All right, here's your lunch.

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You spilled it!

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Oh! Why is the top open?

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Daddy always zips it for me.

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Maybe you should zip it.

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I heard that.

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So with just a few
more minutes left—

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- Mr. Namagachi—
- Used to work here,

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but he got fired, okay?

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So now let's form an orchestra

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made up of
my favorite instruments—

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your beautiful bodies.

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Gettin' creepy.

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Okay, so you guys are gonna be
my, uh, table slappers.

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You're my bass line.

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Okay, and you're gonna be
mouth trumpeters in the back

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with the melody.

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Okay, now let's
bring it all together.

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One, two, three.

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The bass line is a little—
a little softer.

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Okay, louder with
the mouth trumpets.

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Okay. Great.
Well, thank you so much.

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And, um, I thought
it was a great first day.

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And I love
the give-and-take, everyone.

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And, um...

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Hey, dad. How's Frisco?

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My meetings ended early.

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I didn't even have
to spend the night.

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And don't say "Frisco."

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They hate it
when you call it "frisco."

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How do you know what they hate?

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You've been there
two times in your life.

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Anyway, I haven't slept in a week.

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Gloria's snoring
like a water buffalo.

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Aw. Well, she's pregnant.
It's uncomfortable.

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What, she put on 15? 20? 25? 30?

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We're not doing this again.
How do I bring it up?

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Well, for starters, you don't.

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00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,026
You suck it up.

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Dad, your hot wife

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00:09:06,883 --> 00:09:09,482
who was learning to walk
when you were 30 years old,

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is pregnant with
a baby you conceived

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doing something
most men would kill to do.

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- I'm just so tired.
- It's a small sacrifice

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compared to what
she's going through.

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Poor thing, what with the extra...
30? 35? 40? 45?

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We're done.

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All right, here we go.
How's this?

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That's not the kind we get.

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Okay.

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Hello? Hey, Cam.

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Just checking in on me again?

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Yeah. Just wanted
to see if you got Lily.

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Yeah, we're—we're just—
we're at the grocery store,

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having a great time.

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Oh. Yeah.
Any questions about the...

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About the grocery list?

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No, we're just
picking up the granola.

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So how was it?
How was the big debut?

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Was it a comfortable ride
around the schoolyard

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on the shoulders of the children?

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Well, I stood and delivered.

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Thank you for sarcastically asking.

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Yeah.

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Okay, did you call the electrician
about the dimmer?

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Yes. Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm on the other line
with him right now.

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00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:02,706
Oh, well, I should
probably let you go.

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00:10:02,707 --> 00:10:05,022
Keep your eye on Lily.
She has a tendency to wander off.

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00:10:05,023 --> 00:10:08,471
Cam... uh, wh-wh—I'm—
I'm totally capable of...

251
00:10:08,472 --> 00:10:10,876
- You lost her, didn't you?
- No. No, no, no, no.

252
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,048
No, she is right next to me.
Hi, honey.

253
00:10:13,049 --> 00:10:15,119
I can hear it in your voice.
Look in the dairy case.

254
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,897
Cam, do you honestly think
that I would lose...

255
00:10:17,898 --> 00:10:19,554
The doors don't pull.
They slide.

256
00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:31,733
You never saw me.

257
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,752
Thank you very much.

258
00:10:51,199 --> 00:10:52,158
Hey.

259
00:10:52,573 --> 00:10:54,671
Look, um, I thought about it,

260
00:10:54,672 --> 00:10:57,343
and if you really want to,
you can quit magic.

261
00:10:57,876 --> 00:10:59,882
You just have
to do one thing first—

262
00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:03,468
execute the Butler's escape.

263
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:05,641
It goes without saying
that the Butler's escape

264
00:11:05,642 --> 00:11:08,073
is one of the most challenging
feats of escapology

265
00:11:08,074 --> 00:11:09,597
an illusionist can perform.

266
00:11:09,598 --> 00:11:11,877
It's— it's based, of course,
on the well-known story

267
00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:13,784
of the Earl of Flanning's
manservant Percy,

268
00:11:13,785 --> 00:11:15,927
who was imprisoned
in the Tower of London,

269
00:11:16,246 --> 00:11:18,426
and as we all know,
refused to take off his uniform

270
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,452
when he was shackled.

271
00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:22,963
Famously, as the, uh,
tower guard Gert slept,

272
00:11:22,964 --> 00:11:25,658
Percy freed himself and
leapt over the sleeping guard,

273
00:11:25,659 --> 00:11:28,105
giving rise to
the popular expression...

274
00:11:31,006 --> 00:11:32,214
"Percy jumped the Gert."

275
00:11:33,887 --> 00:11:35,836
Why are you making me
do this stupid trick?

276
00:11:35,837 --> 00:11:36,658
I think you're quitting...

277
00:11:36,659 --> 00:11:38,203
because magic's getting hard,

278
00:11:38,204 --> 00:11:40,289
and that's not a good reason
for quitting anything.

279
00:11:40,514 --> 00:11:41,569
But...

280
00:11:41,924 --> 00:11:43,072
if you can do this,

281
00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:45,204
then I'll know that
you genuinely don't like it,

282
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,848
and you'll have my blessing
to pursue other interests.

283
00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,309
No strings attached.

284
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,373
Sorry, buddy.

285
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:52,404
- Ow!
- I'm so sorry.

286
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:54,710
You're kidding, right?

287
00:11:54,711 --> 00:11:57,013
You cannot really be
enjoying that stupid show.

288
00:11:57,014 --> 00:11:58,301
I was changing channels.

289
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,390
God. Why are you so mean lately?

290
00:12:00,537 --> 00:12:01,706
Is something wrong with you?

291
00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:03,957
Is it that obvious?

292
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,876
Oh, my gosh. Come on.
You can talk to me.

293
00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:08,206
- Well...
- Mm-hmm?

294
00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:10,723
- There's this girl at school, and...
- Mm-hmm.

295
00:12:11,674 --> 00:12:12,833
She got pregnant.

296
00:12:13,486 --> 00:12:14,107
No.

297
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,370
I know.
I've been trying to help her,

298
00:12:15,371 --> 00:12:17,662
but with all the pills she's taking,
she kinda lashes out.

299
00:12:17,663 --> 00:12:19,889
Oh, honey, this is too much
for you to take on alone.

300
00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,856
- Where are the parents?
- They're no help.

301
00:12:21,857 --> 00:12:24,288
Dad's all consumed with
his plastic surgery business,

302
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,206
and her mom's an ex-model
who's trying to launch a music career.

303
00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:28,860
You're describing the show
I was just watching, right?

304
00:12:28,861 --> 00:12:30,875
I'm just saying,
mix in a book every now and then.

305
00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:32,553
Mean! Mean!

306
00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:35,102
Try to see this
from my perspective.

307
00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:36,182
I can't.

308
00:12:36,351 --> 00:12:37,846
I'm not raising a quitter.

309
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,260
Trust me.
I know what's best for you.

310
00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,129
And watch your time.
In the stage version,

311
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,764
the rope's on fire, and
you're suspended over a bed of nails.

312
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,008
I hate this!
Why are you making me do this?

313
00:12:47,009 --> 00:12:49,232
Use that anger, Lukini.

314
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:52,326
Let it be the key that
opens the vault of fear...

315
00:12:52,828 --> 00:12:55,154
that holds the chalice of hope

316
00:12:55,329 --> 00:12:58,651
that contains
the elixir of success.

317
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,450
In a few short minutes...

318
00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:05,192
Son of Alkazeel!
You've done it!

319
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:06,410
I quit.

320
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,617
So how was your first day?
Tell me everything.

321
00:13:16,618 --> 00:13:19,065
Well, you know,
it was a lovefest.

322
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,137
And the kids— they were,
you know, and...

323
00:13:22,728 --> 00:13:23,822
Is that a roast?

324
00:13:23,823 --> 00:13:26,371
W— yes. Yes. But I'm surprised
you could smell it over the

325
00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:29,221
no-dairy yellow pepper bisque
with cheesy croutons.

326
00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:31,251
Oh, wow. You had time
to do a roast and soup.

327
00:13:31,252 --> 00:13:33,482
- Hi, daddy!
- Hi, angel!

328
00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:35,377
How are you?
Did you miss daddy?

329
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,660
Wow. Bathed and braided.

330
00:13:37,661 --> 00:13:40,604
Yeah. Let me just put you
in a more flattering light here.

331
00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:42,087
- The dimmer.
- Mm-hmm.

332
00:13:42,161 --> 00:13:43,046
Who'd you call?

333
00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:44,957
I called myself 'cause I did it.

334
00:13:45,452 --> 00:13:48,268
Yeah, I had time after
picking up Gio's present,

335
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:50,223
so, uh...
Go show daddy what it is.

336
00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:51,424
Okay. Yeah.

337
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,662
It sounds like you had a
pretty successful day yourself.

338
00:13:54,663 --> 00:13:56,576
Well, it's just a matter
of being organized.

339
00:13:56,577 --> 00:13:57,856
But who am I telling, huh?

340
00:13:57,857 --> 00:13:59,535
You do this sort
of stuff every day.

341
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,801
Oh, blow on that.

342
00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:03,371
So tell me more about the kids.

343
00:14:03,372 --> 00:14:05,319
Well, it was as I predicted,
you know.

344
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,846
They just needed somebody
to come in there

345
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,899
and bring music back to life.

346
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,843
And, you know, that person was...

347
00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:12,597
That person was...

348
00:14:13,771 --> 00:14:14,945
It's not me!

349
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:15,633
What's happening?

350
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,208
It was a disaster, Mitchell.

351
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:20,261
They hated me!
Not just the kids, the teachers.

352
00:14:20,262 --> 00:14:22,527
They wouldn't sit with me at lunch.
I had to sit alone.

353
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,639
Oh, honey.

354
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,963
And my sweater—
the shop teacher spilled juice on it.

355
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,519
He said it was an accident,
but it wasn't an accident.

356
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,470
- It's okay.
- It's not okay!

357
00:14:30,552 --> 00:14:32,085
I failed miserably.

358
00:14:32,086 --> 00:14:34,600
And look at you.
You did everything so perfectly.

359
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,303
Well, yes.

360
00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:38,742
And— and— and no.

361
00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:40,883
Look, look, I... I gotta tell ya.

362
00:14:42,627 --> 00:14:43,312
Uh... I've just been watching

363
00:14:43,313 --> 00:14:44,542
how you've done things
all these years,

364
00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:46,014
and I just perfected it.

365
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,894
- Oh, please, Mitchell!
- Claire...

366
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:50,125
Cam, he was every bit
the failure you were.

367
00:14:50,126 --> 00:14:53,144
He was late picking up Lily.
She was in with the custodians.

368
00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:55,095
The only thing he had less
to do with than dinner

369
00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:56,496
was the dimmer.

370
00:14:56,592 --> 00:15:00,086
And her hair was in braids
because there was gum in it.

371
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:01,824
And... why are we hugging?

372
00:15:01,825 --> 00:15:03,640
Because I know
if he called you for help

373
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,031
and heard as many insults
as I know he had to hear,

374
00:15:06,032 --> 00:15:07,517
then he had
a worse day than me.

375
00:15:07,518 --> 00:15:09,365
Oh, she was horrible, Cam.

376
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,635
- Oh! You know what? It's gonna get better.
- No, I know.

377
00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,640
We just need some time
to settle into these new roles.

378
00:15:13,641 --> 00:15:15,297
You were right
to lower my expectations.

379
00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:17,008
I just wish I had lowered mine.

380
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,320
This gonna work its way around
to a "thank you," ladies?

381
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:31,951
Hey, honey.

382
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:34,017
Surprise! I'm in San Francisco!

383
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:34,705
What?

384
00:15:34,706 --> 00:15:37,432
I dropped Manny at a friend's and,
I know it's crazy,

385
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:39,312
but I hopped
on a plane and I'm here!

386
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,577
I'm driving to the hotel.

387
00:15:40,578 --> 00:15:42,312
That is so great.

388
00:15:42,865 --> 00:15:45,064
The thing is, honey,
I'm not here right now.

389
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,261
See, I'm, uh, I'm out at dinner.

390
00:15:47,789 --> 00:15:49,643
Probably won't be back for, um...

391
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,034
Oh, I don't know.
A couple of hours.

392
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,585
It's okay.
I'll wait for you there.

393
00:15:54,168 --> 00:15:56,846
Don't be silly. How often
do you get to San Francisco?

394
00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:58,660
There's so much to see there.

395
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,125
I mean, here.

396
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,992
Ghirardelli square?
Fisherman's wharf?

397
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,603
Alcatraz?
Hey, take that segway tour.

398
00:16:05,604 --> 00:16:07,195
That's a great way
to see the city.

399
00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:08,093
And when you get the chowder,

400
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,885
make sure it's one
of those bread bowls.

401
00:16:10,117 --> 00:16:11,411
You can eat the bowl.

402
00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,828
Yeah, it's a story
you'll tell for a lifetime.

403
00:16:20,026 --> 00:16:20,967
You know what?
Later on...

404
00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:23,539
Maybe we can watch some
of your Lance Burton DVDs.

405
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,948
Thanks. I think I just
wanna try this escape.

406
00:16:26,722 --> 00:16:28,209
Would you mind tightening my arms?

407
00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:29,378
Oh. Sure. Here.

408
00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:31,790
- It's just hard, you know?
- Mm-hmm.

409
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,759
It's the first time he hasn't
shared one of my interests.

410
00:16:34,839 --> 00:16:37,904
It's scary to think that this is
the start of us growing apart.

411
00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,880
Oh, honey,
it's probably just a phase.

412
00:16:39,881 --> 00:16:41,148
Alex is going through
something right now.

413
00:16:41,149 --> 00:16:42,489
I wish I could figure that out.

414
00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:44,672
- I can't breathe.
- Anxiety.

415
00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:46,499
No, no, I'm—
I'm fighting the jacket.

416
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,094
The key to this escape is balance.

417
00:16:48,095 --> 00:16:51,307
The whole thing is based
on the idea of opposing forces

418
00:16:51,308 --> 00:16:52,988
holding each other in check.

419
00:16:53,454 --> 00:16:54,845
That actually makes some sense.

420
00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:57,840
Some sense?

421
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,890
There are two things
I know with dead certainty—

422
00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:03,050
how to shoulder roll
out of a human pyramid,

423
00:17:03,051 --> 00:17:05,220
and the black arts
of the Butler's escape.

424
00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:07,670
No, honey, our house
is out of balance

425
00:17:07,671 --> 00:17:10,735
because Alex is missing
her opposing force.

426
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:11,855
Mm? Yeah.

427
00:17:12,044 --> 00:17:13,692
Oh. Y-you're missing out.

428
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,668
Some people describe
this escape as visual poetry.

429
00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:20,840
Honey?

430
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,562
Oh, no.

431
00:17:30,371 --> 00:17:31,346
Gloria.

432
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:34,393
You told me that
you were in Frisco,

433
00:17:34,394 --> 00:17:35,836
and you were here in a hotel?

434
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,158
Let me just say one thing.

435
00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:38,763
Don't say "Frisco."
They hate that.

436
00:17:38,764 --> 00:17:40,657
And how the hell
did you find me?

437
00:17:40,784 --> 00:17:42,647
The house has been
a little noisy lately,

438
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,459
and the school library
is a pickup scene.

439
00:17:44,642 --> 00:17:46,552
So where does a kid go
for some peace and quiet?

440
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,354
Tell me right now
if you're having an affair,

441
00:17:59,355 --> 00:18:01,965
and we will find some time
later for me to kill you.

442
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:05,066
No. I'm just trying to have
one night away from your snoring.

443
00:18:06,094 --> 00:18:07,457
You came to a hotel to sleep?

444
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:10,180
I'm exhausted, and I didn't want
to hurt your feelings,

445
00:18:10,181 --> 00:18:12,057
but you're huge and you're loud.

446
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,952
It's like sleeping
with Rush Limbaugh.

447
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,784
And I didn't want to bring it up
because I figured

448
00:18:15,785 --> 00:18:17,628
you'd get mad at me the way
you got mad at Manny.

449
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,637
I am not mad at you because
you told me that I snore.

450
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:23,082
I am mad at you because
you didn't say anything.

451
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,434
'Cause I didn't want
to get yelled at.

452
00:18:24,435 --> 00:18:25,673
Well, too bad.

453
00:18:25,674 --> 00:18:27,065
When you're married to me,

454
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,632
you're going to get
yelled at many times.

455
00:18:30,062 --> 00:18:31,806
And you're tough
enough to take it.

456
00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:34,333
That's what I love
about our marriage.

457
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,053
We can say whatever we want,

458
00:18:36,118 --> 00:18:37,932
but the next day,
we're still there.

459
00:18:37,976 --> 00:18:39,631
That's what I like about it, too.

460
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,529
Ah. What am I gonna say
you couldn't forgive me?

461
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,035
There are things, Jay.

462
00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:45,251
You ready to go?

463
00:18:45,252 --> 00:18:47,872
I was thinking,
it's such a shame

464
00:18:47,873 --> 00:18:50,654
that this hotel room
is going to go to waste.

465
00:18:50,669 --> 00:18:52,179
I like where this is headed.

466
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:56,247
Make Manny some pasta.
I'll see you tomorrow morning, okay?

467
00:19:00,591 --> 00:19:01,323
Hey, dad.

468
00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:02,418
Hey, buddy.

469
00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:05,657
Look, I-I'm sorry if I—

470
00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:07,055
No, no, no, no.
Don't apologize.

471
00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:10,067
There's still plenty of stuff
we can do together.

472
00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:11,972
So if you want out,

473
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,067
you are... out!

474
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,484
Uh, I know we bought
a lot of magic stuff,

475
00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:21,143
but we can return some of it—

476
00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:25,091
Merlin's hat, the gloves,
most of the capes.

477
00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,594
What about Houdini's wands?

478
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,317
Uh... they kinda got broken.

479
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,871
All three? What happened?
I got you carbon fiber.

480
00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:34,045
Some kids were messing around
with them at school.

481
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,158
What do you mean?
What— what were they doing?

482
00:19:37,454 --> 00:19:38,964
I don't really want
to talk about it.

483
00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:42,613
You know, I went through that,

484
00:19:43,769 --> 00:19:46,325
kids— kids messing with my stuff.

485
00:19:46,326 --> 00:19:47,728
- Really?
- Oh, yeah. In High School,

486
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,230
when I first got nominated
for junior tumbling congress,

487
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,173
my parents had to sign a...
release!

488
00:19:56,981 --> 00:19:59,904
Anyway, my buddy Dizzy Brindizzi

489
00:20:00,141 --> 00:20:02,803
saw it, grabbed it,
and made a lot of fun of me.

490
00:20:03,743 --> 00:20:05,029
I thought about not going.

491
00:20:05,174 --> 00:20:06,221
But you did.

492
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,269
Oh, yeah. Had a blast.

493
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,645
Made a lot of friends,

494
00:20:10,223 --> 00:20:13,085
shared milkshakes with more
than one female tumbler.

495
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,439
The minute I stopped caring
what other people thought

496
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,829
and started doing what
I wanted to do, is the minute

497
00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:20,199
I finally felt... free!

498
00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:26,654
Buddy...

499
00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,085
You're gonna make your own choices,

500
00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:33,563
and whatever you decide,
I'll always support you.

501
00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:35,940
You're not just saying all this
'cause you're stuck, right?

502
00:20:35,941 --> 00:20:39,066
Nothing you decide
will ever disappoint me.

503
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,119
Thanks, dad.

504
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:44,007
Relax your arms,

505
00:20:44,322 --> 00:20:45,904
roll your shoulders forward,

506
00:20:45,952 --> 00:20:47,286
bend down your head,

507
00:20:47,423 --> 00:20:48,318
exhale...

508
00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:49,478
and then arch.

509
00:20:52,983 --> 00:20:54,293
- Uh...
- It sorta worked.

510
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,231
Well, honey, I just wanted
to check in and say hi.

511
00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:10,485
Alex, come say hi to your sister!

512
00:21:10,682 --> 00:21:11,836
I love you so much.

513
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,297
What's up, lady?

514
00:21:13,298 --> 00:21:15,896
Oh, my God. You did not just say,
"what's up, lady?"

515
00:21:15,897 --> 00:21:17,133
What's wrong with you?

516
00:21:17,134 --> 00:21:18,172
I was just saying hello—

517
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:20,138
Oh, it's like the lamest thing
you've ever said.

518
00:21:20,139 --> 00:21:22,027
And what is that shirt?
What are you, a flapper?

519
00:21:22,028 --> 00:21:23,217
I just bought it
at that store that you—

520
00:21:23,218 --> 00:21:25,166
Oh, where? Forever 1921?

521
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,730
And what is going on
with your hair?

522
00:21:26,731 --> 00:21:28,073
What's wrong with my hair?

523
00:21:28,074 --> 00:21:30,377
Oh, you should just dip
yourself in boy repellent.

524
00:21:30,378 --> 00:21:31,864
Shut up! Mom!

525
00:21:32,013 --> 00:21:33,374
And balance...

526
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,879
is restored.

527
00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:41,673
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