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- Night.
- No.

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- Middle of the phone. I got it.
- Get it.

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- Oh! My arm's asleep! My arm's asleep!
- Get the phone.

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- Phil, get the phone.
- Oh!

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That's me. Hello! Hi.

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Yes, this is she.

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Who is it?

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Okay.
Oh, God.

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Tell me what's happening here!

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Haley has been arrested.

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What?

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Phone! Phone.
I bet that's mama.

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I was just dreaming
it was raining chickens!

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Mitchell, answer the phone!

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Look what I am doing.
Look what I am doing, huh?

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- Hello?
- Hey, Mitchell.

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I'm sorry to wake you up,
but Haley got arrested.

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Oh, God.
Haley got arrested.

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That explains the chickens.

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It does. It adds up.

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What did she get arrested for?

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Oh, she got caught drinking
at some party.

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Look, could you drive up
to the college with us?

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- I think we're gonna need a lawyer.
- Yes, of course.

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And Cam and Lily can come over
and stay with Alex and Luke.

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- I'll guard them with my life.
- Yeah, yeah.

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I hate to bother him.

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No, no, don't be silly.
He's happy to do it.

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Okay, we'll be over in a little bit.

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- Okay.
- Oh, I get it.

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When you told Claire I would
come over and watch the kids,

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she was resistant

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because she doesn't trust
my parenting skills.

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No. Don't be silly.
She just didn't want to put you out.

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She's got a daughter behind bars

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and she's got the nerve
to say I'm a bad parent?

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- You didn't defend me.
- Because she didn't say anything.

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Why are you protecting her?

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Why is no one protecting me?

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No.

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Ay! Answer! Answer!

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This better be good.

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Haley got arrested for drinking.

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We gotta go bail her out.

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Do you still have a connection
to that judge upstate?

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- He died.
- Ay! Who died?

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An old friend of mine.

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Ay, Jay, I'm so sorry.

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He died five years ago.

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Then why are they calling us
in the middle of the night

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to wake us up?

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Nobody died.
Haley's in jail.

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Okay. That makes more sense.

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Claire has to go bail her out.

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Okay. Give me that.

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Claire, listen to me—

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Take a lot of cash.

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And when you flash it to the police,

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do not speak about it.

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Let the eyes
do all the talking, okay?

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I heard the phone. Who died?

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Jay's friend.

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Oh, Jay, I'm so sorry.

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Okay. I can't do this again.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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It's breakfast

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It's breakfast time

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It's breaky breaky time

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Uncle Cam.
I thought I heard your voice.

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What are you doing here?
Where are my parents?

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Well, the school called,
and your sister won a big award.

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Nice try. The only person

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who would believe that
would be Haley.

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She's in jail.

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Jail?

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Lily, what did I say?

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That it was only a matter of time.

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Okay, no. Didn't say that.

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Okay, so here's the truth.

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Your sister was caught drinking.

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But it's no big deal.

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Your parents are there
taking care of it right now.

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So...

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This is so awesome!

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I hope she hits the weights

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so she's totally ripped
when she gets out.

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Okay. Let's change the subject.

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Have a seat. Have some breakfast.

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See if there's anything
on that plate you like a lot.

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Is this bacon?

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Of course it is, silly.

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Been on a little bit
of a health kick lately,

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so I took a vegan cooking class,

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and my new thing is "fakon."

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It's like real bacon.

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Except for the look,
the texture, and the taste.

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Maybe the store-bought kind.

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But I make my own,
so it's not even real fakon.

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It's faux-fakon. "Faux-kon."

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It's faux-kon disgusting.

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You can't tell the difference.

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And guess which one's the real one?

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That one.

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That one.

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Still that one.

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This is the best bacon
I've ever had.

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Oh, well.

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I can't wait to tell your Uncle Mitchell
that you love it.

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Why would Uncle Mitch care?

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Because, my dear,

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that bacon you're eating
isn't bacon at all,

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no, no, no.

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It's made entirely of soy.

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Luke's allergic to soy!

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His throat closes!
He can't breathe!

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- Hello?
- Never mind!

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Okay, okay.

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We have to, uh,
get you to the, uh, hospital!

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- Lily! Come on, baby.
- Okay, Luke! Put the fakon down!

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I'm using it to scratch my throat!

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Okay. Okay. Let's go.
Come on. Go.

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Cam? C-Cam?

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That was weird.

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Hey, Claire, do you wanna
pick it up a little bit?

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Since when do you drive
the speed limit?

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My daughter has been
arrested for drinking.

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I would like her to sit in jail
and think about that.

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As a matter of fact, I might stop

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and do a little outlet shopping.

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Who wants a pair
of last year's sunglasses, huh?

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Honey...

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Try to relax.

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I don't feel like relaxing, Phil!

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She has been
in college for six weeks.

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Yeah, and everyone
goes a little crazy at first.

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I remember one night freshman year,

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a bunch of us
on the frisbee golf team

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got a case of zima.
Enough zaid.

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More than enough.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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Sometimes it bothers me how calm
Phil is under pressure.

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It's like...

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Like I'm the one
who's overreacting.

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That's good. Let it out. It's g—

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I'm going to kill you.

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Jay, do you have some time today?

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We need to go and
pick out a stroller.

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Just get whatever you want.

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I mean, it's what
you're gonna do anyway.

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What I want is a husband

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who likes to go shopping
for a stroller with me.

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If you had a husband
who liked picking out strollers,

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you wouldn't be having a baby.

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So who wants to come with me

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to the spoken word festival
this evening?

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I only have two tickets,

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so somebody's gonna be disappointed.

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I think it's gonna be you.

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Ay, Manny, I would go with you,
but I'm so tired.

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You just woke up.
How are you tired?

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Maybe because I'm turning
food into a human!

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Jay will take you.

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Sorry, I would love to go
to the spoken word festival,

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but I'm already going to the

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I'd-rather-blow-my-brains-out jamboree.

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I can't believe this.

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I'm living in a cultural wasteland.

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With a heated pool.

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Manny, vamos.
You're gonna be late for school.

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Oh, jeez.

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Hello, DeDe.

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Good morning, Jay. Namaste.

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Let's not do this.

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Oh, fine, silly.

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I'm on my way to a retreat in Ojai,

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and since I'm passing through town,

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I thought I'd pick up
that photo album.

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You know, it's really
not a good time.

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Oh, please.

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All right.
I'll meet you on the street.

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Drive by slow with the window open.

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I was dreading DeDe finding out
that Gloria's pregnant.

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It's the one thing
DeDe's hung on to,

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that she's the mother of my kids.

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And considering their history...

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I-I wanna...

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rip your head off!

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- No! Please stop it!
- Whoa!

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Eh? No! DeDe!

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I wasn't exactly looking forward
to round four,

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especially now that Gloria's
a bigger, slower target.

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I'd normally be
having breakfast right now.

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Hi, dad.

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Hey, Claire. Any updates?

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Not yet, but we're almost there.

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Last time you were
over at the house,

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you were looking
at that photo album.

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What'd you do with it?

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Oh, dad, that was me.

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I think I put it on the shelf
behind the bar.

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What are you doing there?

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They asked me to come along

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in case they needed a lawyer.

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Shouldn't they have a real lawyer?

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Oh, God. Should we?

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I am a real lawyer, people.
Environmental law is a thing.

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Don't get all sensitive on me.

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I mean someone who
doesn't defend pandas.

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Yeah, dad, 'cause that's what I do.

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I-I defend pandas in court.

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That's adorable.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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Haley needs somebody
who knows criminal law,

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like Perry Mason.

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Okay, so I'm not a real lawyer,
but Perry Mason is?

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Oh, hell.

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Hello, DeDe. How you doing?

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Oh, mostly fine.

219
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I have something called
a telescoping uterus.

220
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- Long story.
- Aw, jeez.

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Out of my way!

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- Out of my way!
- I can't breathe!

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This boy can't breathe.

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He's having a severe
allergic reaction.

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No. You're squeezing me.

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He needs medicine.
His throat is closing up.

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Okay. Hold on.

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We have an allergic reaction.

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A young boy.
Obstructed breathing.

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What happened?

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Well, somebody gave him
some soy bacon...

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That was so good,
he couldn't tell the difference.

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Mitchell, I can't talk right now.

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Cam, it's Claire.
My phone died.

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I just wanted to make sure
the kids got to school okay.

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Oh, yeah, of course they did.
Why wouldn't they have?

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- I hear we got a boy who can't breathe?
- Right here.

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What was that?

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Oh, I'm just watching
an original lifetime movie

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called "The boy who can't breathe."

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That sounded like Alex.

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Nope. Just Amanda Bynes.
Okay, gotta go.

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Cam. Cam?

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That's weird.

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Can you believe how many
waffle places we passed?

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I can't believe how much
dad belittles me.

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What were there? Five? Six?

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I edited the law review.

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I passed the bar on my first try.

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I have a briefcase.

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I'm counting them
on the way back.

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Can we focus?

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00:08:01,015 --> 00:08:02,713
Uh, hi.
We're here for Haley Dunphy.

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I'm Mitchell Pritchett.
I'm miss Dunphy's attorney.

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She won't be needing a lawyer today.

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00:08:06,515 --> 00:08:08,119
Oh, I think I'll be
the judge of that.

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I'd like to confer with
my client now. Thank you.

258
00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:12,441
All you have to do is post bail,
and she's all yours.

259
00:08:12,442 --> 00:08:15,869
Really?
Oh. That—that's fantastic.

260
00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,082
Sir, I am in no mood

261
00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,469
- to defend my daughter today, believe me.
- Okay.

262
00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:21,600
But do you think it is
the best use of resources

263
00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,513
to lock up college kids
who've had a few drinks?

264
00:08:23,514 --> 00:08:25,979
Ma'am, your daughter
was charged with resisting arrest

265
00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,878
and assaulting a police officer.

266
00:08:27,879 --> 00:08:29,815
- What?
- Oh.

267
00:08:30,693 --> 00:08:32,987
You probably should have
called a real lawyer,

268
00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,550
- 'cause I don't... I'm not...
- Shh!

269
00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:43,797
Look, this has gotta be
some kind of mistake.

270
00:08:43,798 --> 00:08:44,634
Our daughter's tiny.

271
00:08:44,635 --> 00:08:46,252
There's no way she assaulted anyone.

272
00:08:46,253 --> 00:08:47,620
Insulted, maybe.

273
00:08:47,621 --> 00:08:50,135
Was—was the cop wearing
white socks and dark shoes?

274
00:08:50,136 --> 00:08:51,466
'Cause that really sets her off.

275
00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:53,382
Maybe you should watch this.

276
00:08:53,383 --> 00:08:54,711
Stop!

277
00:08:54,712 --> 00:08:56,632
Put your hands where I can see 'em!

278
00:08:57,555 --> 00:09:00,120
Okay.
Now that's very blurry footage.

279
00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:02,267
How can we be sure
that that's Haley?

280
00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:04,069
Don't you move.

281
00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:05,213
Don't hurt me!
I'm just a student!

282
00:09:05,214 --> 00:09:06,940
I'm Haley Dunphy!

283
00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:11,771
So hot.

284
00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:15,158
Hot in here— no.

285
00:09:16,532 --> 00:09:18,048
How long is this gonna take?

286
00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:20,637
I should be in school.
I'm missing biology right now.

287
00:09:20,638 --> 00:09:22,413
You're in a hospital.
Just step out into the hallway.

288
00:09:22,414 --> 00:09:24,553
Listen to the nurses and doctors talk.

289
00:09:24,554 --> 00:09:26,461
You'll learn more about
science and humanity here

290
00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:29,091
than you would in a classroom
in an entire semester.

291
00:09:29,092 --> 00:09:30,625
Attention!

292
00:09:30,626 --> 00:09:33,201
If there's a yogurt in the fridge
that says "Theresa,"

293
00:09:33,202 --> 00:09:34,842
then only Theresa gets to eat it!

294
00:09:34,843 --> 00:09:37,042
Drama. Soak it in.

295
00:09:37,976 --> 00:09:38,917
- Oh, good God.
- Okay, Luke,

296
00:09:38,918 --> 00:09:40,764
the opening is supposed
to be in the back.

297
00:09:40,765 --> 00:09:42,772
No way.
I don't want people to see my butt.

298
00:09:42,773 --> 00:09:44,234
Do I have to get another shot?

299
00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,662
Are you going to cry again?

300
00:09:45,663 --> 00:09:47,158
- Should she be here?
- Okay. You know what?

301
00:09:47,159 --> 00:09:48,543
Nobody's getting any more shots.

302
00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,145
We just have to wait
for the swelling to go down.

303
00:09:50,146 --> 00:09:51,664
All right? I'm gonna go
check on a little paperwork.

304
00:09:51,665 --> 00:09:53,402
I'll be right back.

305
00:09:55,038 --> 00:09:57,100
But if it doesn't go down,

306
00:09:57,101 --> 00:09:59,119
that leg might have to come off.

307
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,855
Sweet. Take them both.

308
00:10:00,856 --> 00:10:02,372
Then I could get
some of those blade legs

309
00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:03,958
and finally be able to dunk.

310
00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:05,051
How you feeling, champ?

311
00:10:05,052 --> 00:10:05,891
What do we got here?

312
00:10:05,892 --> 00:10:08,184
The patient presents
bronchial inflammation,

313
00:10:08,185 --> 00:10:10,611
dermal pruritus,
and minor angioedema.

314
00:10:10,612 --> 00:10:12,403
Who can tell me the cause?

315
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,918
It's an allergic reaction to soy.

316
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,685
Very good.

317
00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:22,246
The rest of you have a lot to learn.
Let's keep moving.

318
00:10:24,397 --> 00:10:26,017
Stay with Luke.

319
00:10:27,946 --> 00:10:30,005
What is taking so long?

320
00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:32,530
Well, in my experience,
these things can take time.

321
00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:36,024
So... settle in.
This—this could be a while.

322
00:10:36,025 --> 00:10:36,919
There she is.

323
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:37,896
Damn it.

324
00:10:37,897 --> 00:10:39,594
Oh, thank God.

325
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,734
- You're okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, mom.

326
00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:43,091
Oh! What the hell
were you thinking?

327
00:10:43,092 --> 00:10:43,905
What happened?

328
00:10:43,906 --> 00:10:45,304
It's not a big deal, okay?

329
00:10:45,305 --> 00:10:47,229
There was a party,
and people were drinking...

330
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,644
- Mm.
- So the police showed up,

331
00:10:48,645 --> 00:10:50,719
and everybody ran, so I did, too.

332
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,057
And I started climbing down
this fire escape...

333
00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:54,970
And then I heard a cop
yell to put your hands up,

334
00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:57,959
so I did and I fell... onto him.

335
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,309
You could have been killed.

336
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,257
Haley, you're supposed
to be an adult.

337
00:11:01,258 --> 00:11:02,265
How could you do
something so childish...

338
00:11:02,266 --> 00:11:03,832
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- And so stupid?

339
00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,922
Let's calm down.
We're all a little tired and cranky.

340
00:11:06,923 --> 00:11:08,277
Best thing we can do right now

341
00:11:08,278 --> 00:11:10,269
is get out of here,
go get some waffles—

342
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,400
I don't want waffles, Phil, okay?

343
00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:13,879
I'm upset and
I want to deal with this.

344
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,050
All right, I got
some bad news here.

345
00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:16,479
Um, this afternoon,

346
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,884
Haley has to appear
before a disciplinary board,

347
00:11:18,885 --> 00:11:21,388
which will decide whether or not
she gets kicked out of school.

348
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,523
- What?
- Ohh.

349
00:11:22,524 --> 00:11:24,111
Oh, wait. Wait, no.
I got that wrong.

350
00:11:24,112 --> 00:11:26,064
Oh, no, I got it right!

351
00:11:26,065 --> 00:11:29,881
Yes! Score.
1 for me.

352
00:11:29,882 --> 00:11:31,766
It's what it sounds like.

353
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:33,909
It literally telescopes.

354
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,052
- You see, what happens is—
- DeDe, I hate to rush this,

355
00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:37,522
- but I'm late for a meeting.
- Oh.

356
00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:39,688
And it's been great seeing you,
but can I walk you out?

357
00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:41,825
Okay. Sure.

358
00:11:43,612 --> 00:11:45,302
Ay, Jay, it's so weird.

359
00:11:45,303 --> 00:11:46,957
The moment I came through the door,

360
00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,633
the baby started kicking like crazy,

361
00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:52,047
like it's trying to claw
its way out of me.

362
00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:53,462
Bruja!

363
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,450
Oh, my God.

364
00:11:55,451 --> 00:11:56,322
What is she doing here?

365
00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:58,465
You're going to have a baby?

366
00:11:58,466 --> 00:11:59,690
I don't believe it.

367
00:11:59,691 --> 00:12:02,651
Uh, DeDe, don't get
all crazy about this.

368
00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:05,542
What's happening?

369
00:12:05,543 --> 00:12:07,395
Her brain. It snapped.

370
00:12:07,396 --> 00:12:10,869
Oh! You're going to be
a father again at your age.

371
00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:12,112
And here you were thinking

372
00:12:12,113 --> 00:12:14,793
you would just sail off
into the sunset

373
00:12:14,794 --> 00:12:17,048
with your beautiful young wife,

374
00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:18,867
not a care in the world.

375
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,208
This is fantastic!

376
00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:25,171
I think my uterus just fixed itself.

377
00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:26,773
Don't ask.

378
00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:31,923
Who lives like this?

379
00:12:31,924 --> 00:12:33,619
When I had a dorm room, it was...

380
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,681
Oh—it was spotless.

381
00:12:34,682 --> 00:12:36,718
Can we just agree that
girls are dirtier than boys?

382
00:12:36,719 --> 00:12:38,082
- What should we do?
- Well, I'd like to start

383
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,266
by picking up some of these clothes.
Then—

384
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,834
I meant about the hearing, Felix.

385
00:12:41,835 --> 00:12:42,898
Do we have a game plan?

386
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:45,072
I think the best thing we can do
is walk in there as a family

387
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:46,949
and let them know we support
Haley no matter what.

388
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,867
At this rate, we are going
to be supporting Haley

389
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,063
for the rest of our lives.

390
00:12:50,064 --> 00:12:51,191
Okay. Oh, I...

391
00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:53,103
I just sat on half a peach,
so I— no.

392
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:55,517
I can't do this.
I'm—I'm waiting outside.

393
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,368
Disgusting.

394
00:12:57,369 --> 00:12:58,657
What are you wearing?

395
00:12:58,658 --> 00:12:59,649
What? What's wrong with it?

396
00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:01,885
Honey, you are fighting
for your future

397
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:03,122
in front of a disciplinary committee,

398
00:13:03,123 --> 00:13:05,021
not entertaining
the secret service.

399
00:13:05,022 --> 00:13:07,081
In "Legally blonde,"
Elle won her case

400
00:13:07,082 --> 00:13:09,014
because she was true to herself
and dressed cute.

401
00:13:09,015 --> 00:13:11,251
Haley, this is real life,
not an excellent movie.

402
00:13:11,252 --> 00:13:13,060
Honey, just put on something else,

403
00:13:13,061 --> 00:13:14,127
and take down the makeup.

404
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:16,779
Why are you guys
acting like this is my fault?

405
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,854
Everybody was drinking,
everybody ran.

406
00:13:18,855 --> 00:13:21,569
I just got caught.
If anything, I'm the victim here.

407
00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:25,645
What? Just stop—
just stop talking, Haley.

408
00:13:25,646 --> 00:13:28,280
You're not the victim here.
You're the one who screwed up!

409
00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:30,133
You made one
bad decision after another,

410
00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:31,324
and now you're about
to blow everything

411
00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:33,218
your mother and I worked
so hard to give you.

412
00:13:33,219 --> 00:13:35,776
And the worst thing is,
you don't seem to care.

413
00:13:35,777 --> 00:13:37,303
We all got up
at 3:00 A.M. this morning

414
00:13:37,304 --> 00:13:39,355
to bail you out of jail!

415
00:13:39,356 --> 00:13:40,192
We haven't eaten a thing,

416
00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:41,608
and you know what
I haven't heard from you yet?

417
00:13:41,609 --> 00:13:44,064
"I'm sorry, mom. I screwed up, dad.

418
00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:45,391
Please forgive me."

419
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,191
Now put on some real clothes.

420
00:13:47,192 --> 00:13:50,067
We'll see you at the hearing.
Do not be late!

421
00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:51,237
Come on.

422
00:13:51,238 --> 00:13:52,198
Where are you going?

423
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,533
To get that man a waffle.

424
00:14:00,989 --> 00:14:02,528
There. There.
Did you feel it kicking?

425
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:05,682
Oh, yes! Oh, I remember those.

426
00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:09,321
Yeah, Claire kicked me
as soon as she grew legs,

427
00:14:09,322 --> 00:14:12,317
and she didn't stop until she was 4.

428
00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:13,747
Not Manny.

429
00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:17,813
He was so calm, I think
that he was reading in there.

430
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:18,619
This is beautiful.

431
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:21,087
Look at you two, having
a conversation like old friends.

432
00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:24,270
Well, it's easier to talk to her
when she's not choking me.

433
00:14:24,271 --> 00:14:25,512
I'm sorry.

434
00:14:25,513 --> 00:14:27,503
I went through a bad patch there

435
00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:31,368
when I was trying to find
the right balance with my meds.

436
00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:34,140
I recently discovered
my cat Frances

437
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,967
buried in the backyard.

438
00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:38,445
I'm just praying
that she died first.

439
00:14:38,446 --> 00:14:41,728
Maybe you can dogsit
for the shoe-eater one day.

440
00:14:41,729 --> 00:14:45,752
Oh, well, she is a...
funny-looking thing.

441
00:14:45,753 --> 00:14:47,683
Don't listen to them.
You're beautiful.

442
00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,156
Turns out Gloria being pregnant

443
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:54,143
somehow made DeDe think of her
as less trophy, more human.

444
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:56,550
And all the animosity
she had for Gloria

445
00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:59,458
just wafted up in the air...

446
00:14:59,459 --> 00:15:01,664
I hope you're hiring a nanny,

447
00:15:01,665 --> 00:15:05,442
because this one
won't lift a finger.

448
00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:08,759
And landed right on top of me.

449
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,243
I don't remember him
changing a single diaper.

450
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,667
What's that supposed to mean?

451
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,680
You can't even remember
killing your cat.

452
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,292
Oh, I don't think I did.

453
00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:20,445
But I'm sure that you never
changed any diapers.

454
00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:22,391
It's just that you were
better at it than I was.

455
00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:25,755
Oh, so I guess I was better
at late-night feedings

456
00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:27,877
and cleaning spit-up, too.

457
00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:29,368
You know what?

458
00:15:29,369 --> 00:15:31,378
He wouldn't help me
pick up a stroller

459
00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:34,279
or a blanket or a bouncy chair.

460
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,144
Oh, well, I had to get
that stuff on my own.

461
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,424
He was just useless.

462
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,432
You poor thing.

463
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:45,769
Makes all sense now
why you became so crazy.

464
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,298
Right?

465
00:15:47,341 --> 00:15:49,362
Listen to me, Jay Pritchett.

466
00:15:49,363 --> 00:15:52,013
If you don't change
your useless ways,

467
00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:54,407
you're gonna make me crazy, too!

468
00:15:54,408 --> 00:15:55,522
Like DeDe!

469
00:15:55,523 --> 00:15:57,906
Gloria. Gloria.

470
00:15:59,444 --> 00:16:01,761
I just love our little visits.

471
00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:04,917
Mom, I'm home!

472
00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:05,917
Oh, hi, Manny.

473
00:16:05,918 --> 00:16:08,638
DeDe. How are you?

474
00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:10,085
Good.

475
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,840
DeDe. It's me.

476
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,530
How are you really?

477
00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,563
I'm on a better path.

478
00:16:16,564 --> 00:16:18,133
It's a journey.

479
00:16:18,134 --> 00:16:20,252
Thank you for asking, Manny.

480
00:16:20,253 --> 00:16:22,777
And thank you for your letters.

481
00:16:22,778 --> 00:16:23,945
It's a lost art.

482
00:16:23,946 --> 00:16:26,414
No one puts pen to paper anymore.

483
00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:28,296
Haley Dunphy?

484
00:16:28,297 --> 00:16:29,511
Yes, that's me.

485
00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:30,599
I'm Dean Miller with admissions.

486
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,240
- This is Professor Williams.
- Hi.

487
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,889
And this is
our student representative,

488
00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:35,430
- Aidan Feldman.
- Nice to meet you.

489
00:16:35,431 --> 00:16:36,783
Seriously?

490
00:16:36,784 --> 00:16:38,651
We sit next to each other in Econ.

491
00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,784
- Oh, right. You—
- Don't.

492
00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:42,529
It insults both of us.

493
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:43,570
Mostly me.

494
00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:44,683
Move it along, Aidan.

495
00:16:44,684 --> 00:16:47,760
This is a disciplinary hearing,
not JDate.

496
00:16:47,761 --> 00:16:49,829
You are charged with
public drunkenness,

497
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:52,478
resisting arrest,
and assaulting a police officer,

498
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:56,360
all of which obviously violate
our school's code of conduct.

499
00:16:56,361 --> 00:16:58,682
Sir, if I may speak
on behalf of my client...

500
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:00,315
- Who are you?
- I'm Mitchell Pritchett,

501
00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:01,433
I'm miss Dunphy's attorney.

502
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:03,623
We require students
to speak for themselves.

503
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:06,774
There are no attorneys allowed.
You shouldn't even be here.

504
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,490
What if I just sat in this chair
and I was really super quiet

505
00:17:08,491 --> 00:17:09,277
and I just listen?

506
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,382
I'll allow it.

507
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:12,195
Knock it off, Aidan.

508
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:13,671
Miss Dunphy, is there anything

509
00:17:13,672 --> 00:17:15,285
you would like to say
in your defense?

510
00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:18,311
Actually, I have no defense.

511
00:17:18,396 --> 00:17:21,580
I was drinking.
I am underage.

512
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,392
I ran from the police.

513
00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:24,564
And even though
it was an accident,

514
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,082
I injured an officer.

515
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,009
I am very, very sorry.

516
00:17:29,085 --> 00:17:31,491
I've made a lot of bad decisions
since I've been here,

517
00:17:31,492 --> 00:17:34,366
and it's time I take
some responsibility.

518
00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:36,041
Like sometimes in the dining hall,

519
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:39,492
I slip my pinky under the scale
when they weigh my salad.

520
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,875
Also, I've missed more
morning classes than I've been to.

521
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:45,432
- She's kidding. - I don't know
what the policy is on dating T.A.S,

522
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,513
- but I think I broke it.
- Huh?

523
00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:48,622
- Twice.
- Oh, man.

524
00:17:48,623 --> 00:17:50,712
Oh, and if we're gonna be
completely honest,

525
00:17:50,713 --> 00:17:52,131
on my application to get in here,

526
00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:54,966
- I lied about the fact that I was—
- Uh, objection!

527
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:57,199
- On what grounds?
- Oh, he gets to say it? He gets to—

528
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,859
Miss Dunphy, miss Dunphy,

529
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,964
we appreciate your... candor.

530
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:04,592
Is there anything else
you'd like to add?

531
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,009
Go, Wildcats?

532
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:08,644
Oh, boy.

533
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,265
That's not even our mascot.

534
00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:14,063
What does this do?

535
00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:16,845
I don't know, but thanks to Obama,
you're paying for it.

536
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,398
Hey. You're looking a lot better.
How you feeling?

537
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,393
Better than kidney stones over there.

538
00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:22,806
Yeah, you know what?
Now that you're doing better,

539
00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:25,546
I think I should call your mom
and tell her what happened.

540
00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:27,637
You know, I know it was a bit
of a rough ride in the beginning,

541
00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:29,753
but the important thing is,
is I handled it.

542
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:32,868
- And everybody's okay.
- What happened to her?

543
00:18:32,869 --> 00:18:35,534
- Hello?
- She passed out watching a C-Section.

544
00:18:35,535 --> 00:18:36,598
Cam?

545
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,332
Never mind!

546
00:18:43,515 --> 00:18:45,116
What are you looking for?

547
00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:48,347
Nothing! I am making a lot of noise
because I'm angry!

548
00:18:48,348 --> 00:18:50,448
Gloria, I'm gonna help you
with the baby.

549
00:18:50,449 --> 00:18:52,310
I am not young like with Manny.

550
00:18:52,311 --> 00:18:53,719
I am tired already,

551
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,092
and it's gonna get harder from here!

552
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,756
I can't do this on my own,

553
00:18:57,757 --> 00:18:59,221
and you did this to me,

554
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,339
so you're going to be
here this time!

555
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,031
Back then, we were living
paycheck to paycheck.

556
00:19:04,032 --> 00:19:06,823
The reason I wasn't around
is I was working all the time.

557
00:19:06,824 --> 00:19:08,553
Believe me, DeDe
wasn't the only one

558
00:19:08,554 --> 00:19:09,883
having sleepless nights.

559
00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,498
But now it's different.

560
00:19:11,499 --> 00:19:14,557
Now I can help you with everything.

561
00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:16,761
Really?

562
00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:19,521
Let's start right now.

563
00:19:19,522 --> 00:19:21,202
I like that one. Which one?

564
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,515
That silver stroller.

565
00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:24,246
No, we're going to get
the green one.

566
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:24,920
Great. What's next?

567
00:19:24,921 --> 00:19:27,020
How about I pick out
the wrong crib?

568
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:28,723
How you doing, Alex?

569
00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:30,254
I'm fine, except for the crushing blow

570
00:19:30,255 --> 00:19:31,957
of knowing I'll never be a doctor.

571
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:33,610
Or have a baby.

572
00:19:33,611 --> 00:19:35,183
I wonder what's going on with Haley.

573
00:19:35,184 --> 00:19:35,958
I don't know.

574
00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:38,048
I've been so petty about your mom
judging my parenting,

575
00:19:38,049 --> 00:19:40,585
I haven't even thought about
what she's going through today.

576
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:42,586
I feel awful. You know what?
I should call her.

577
00:19:42,587 --> 00:19:45,304
What are you talking about?
Mom thinks you're a great parent.

578
00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:46,169
She does?

579
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,405
Yeah, she just thinks
you can't bake.

580
00:19:48,406 --> 00:19:49,357
Hello?

581
00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:51,014
Never mind.

582
00:19:53,153 --> 00:19:55,567
Making a child is the easy part.

583
00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:58,648
The hard part is everything
that comes after.

584
00:19:58,649 --> 00:19:59,670
Keeping them safe...

585
00:19:59,671 --> 00:20:01,777
Well, you can tell your mother
that my scones

586
00:20:01,778 --> 00:20:03,428
are appropriately crunchy
on the outside

587
00:20:03,429 --> 00:20:05,599
while delightfully dense on the ins—

588
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,178
Saw that. Saw it.

589
00:20:07,179 --> 00:20:09,378
Making sacrifices for them...

590
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,932
Hey, kid.

591
00:20:11,562 --> 00:20:14,249
I'll take you to that poetry
reading thing tonight.

592
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,571
Actually, DeDe and I
were just talking.

593
00:20:16,572 --> 00:20:18,454
She's a huge fan of spoken word...

594
00:20:18,455 --> 00:20:20,669
And I would love to escort him.

595
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,284
- Please.
- Go.

596
00:20:23,111 --> 00:20:26,198
And standing by them,
even when they let you down.

597
00:20:26,199 --> 00:20:27,630
I really am sorry.

598
00:20:27,631 --> 00:20:29,073
We appreciate that.

599
00:20:29,074 --> 00:20:30,583
It's good that
you stepped up today.

600
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:34,020
Yeah. Sometimes it's healthy
to get a fresh start.

601
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,847
Ugh. I can't believe this.
What am I gonna do?

602
00:20:39,848 --> 00:20:41,989
Well, they said
you could reapply next year.

603
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,831
In the meantime,
you're gonna get a job

604
00:20:43,832 --> 00:20:45,505
and you're gonna take some classes.

605
00:20:45,506 --> 00:20:48,420
Well, I'm gonna buckle down
and get a lot more serious.

606
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,915
- Good for you.
- Yeah.

607
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:50,897
Where are my keys?

608
00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:52,917
Oh, they're right there
on the makeup table.

609
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,182
Oh, honey...

610
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:56,110
That's a desk.

611
00:21:04,285 --> 00:21:05,984
Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?

612
00:21:05,985 --> 00:21:07,100
I got kicked out.

613
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:09,646
So go ahead, make your jokes.
Get it out of your system.

614
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:12,269
No, that's horrible.
I'm so sorry.

615
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,325
It'll be fine. I'm sure of it.

616
00:21:14,326 --> 00:21:15,900
Thank you.

617
00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:18,421
Ew, what did you do to my room?

618
00:21:18,422 --> 00:21:20,136
Well, it's not exactly your room.
It's—it's mine.

619
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,719
This goes. This goes. I hate that.

620
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,533
- This is ugly.
- Haley, stop!

621
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,578
- Mom!
- Mom!

622
00:21:25,579 --> 00:21:27,552
What is this? A solar system?

623
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:28,679
It's molecules.

624
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,902
They're nerdy balls.

625
00:21:29,903 --> 00:21:31,576
Alex, don't fight with her.

626
00:21:31,577 --> 00:21:33,452
She might have a shiv.

627
00:21:33,551 --> 00:21:35,083
We cool?

628
00:21:35,283 --> 00:21:44,374
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