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Jay?

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Have you seen the grapes?

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- Yeah, I ate them.
- Why would you eat the grapes?

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They were in a bowl,
they were washed,

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I paid for them.

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They were for the New Year's.

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Oh, right.
What's that goofy thing again?

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It's not goofy.
It's a tradition.

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At midnight, you eat 12 grapes,

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you make 12 wishes,
one for each month of the year.

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And you really think that works?

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Five years ago,

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I was a single mother living in a slum.

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Today, I'm driving to Palm Springs

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in my new car
with my rich husband.

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You do what you want.
I'm eating the grapes.

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For New Year's Eve,
we're taking Phil and Claire

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and Mitch and Cam
to this amazing hotel

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I used to go to in Palm Springs.

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They got a whole package...

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dinner, dancing, toast at midnight.

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I mean, what more do you need?

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- Grapes.
- I said we'd stop on the way.

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Haley, it's New Year's Eve.

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Are you sure you don't wanna
go to a party or something?

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And listen to all
my friends talk about

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how awesome college is?

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I know how awesome college is.
That's what got me kicked out.

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Well, I'm sure Uncle Mitchell

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will feel much better
leaving Lily here

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knowing that you're in charge.

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You know you're really
in charge, right?

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How do you know
I don't have a party?

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Okay, fine.

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Lily, are you ready for your big
sleepover with your cousins?

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Who's watching me?

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- Haley.
- I'm serious.

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Alex.

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Okay, let's go.

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Every New Year's Eve, it's like,

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"what are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?"

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So we were happy that Jay
planned this whole thing.

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It really, you know,
takes the pressure off

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of having to outdo ourselves.

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Yeah, and how are we gonna
possibly top last year?

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Oh. Did we miss it?

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- Mm?
- It's only 10:00.

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- What?
- It's only 10:00.

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- What?
- It's only 10:00.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Place is smaller than I remember.

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Smaller's your issue?

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When was the last time
that you were here, Jay?

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Not that long ago.
1974, '75.

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So when I was 2?

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I don't like when you do that.

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I checked the web site.
The pictures looked beautiful.

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Oh! Lizard. Huh?

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Never trust pictures
on the Internet.

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Shoot it from the right angle,

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you can make anything
look bigger and better.

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Houses, you pervs.
He's a realtor.

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I thought I heard voices.

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Robby! I told you! It's people.

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Oh, my God.
That's me in 20 years!

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Okay, you be her,
and I'll be whoever left her.

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Uh, we're checking in.
It's under Pritchett.

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Jay Pritchett. Three rooms.

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You've been with us before.

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How old is that book?

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Oh, there is something
sticky over here.

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Robby!

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It came back.

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It's not possible.

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Okay, so the place
is not what it used to be.

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But we're gonna have fun.

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Dining in the starlight room,

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little dancing with
the Shelley Stroman trio.

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Oh, there's just two left.
Here are your keys.

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Check out's at 11:00,
but if you wanna stay longer...

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No, 11:00 is good. Yeah.

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Here we go.

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Is there anything wrong?

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No, no. No, we were
just hoping for something

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- a little more romantic.
- Come on, now.

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It's not that bad.

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- What's in there?
- Nothing.

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If you're looking for romance,

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there's a secluded
hot spring nearby.

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- Kind of a hidden gem.
- Huh?

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Just follow the path

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right by the 12th hole
of the golf course.

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Wow. That sounds kinda nice.

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Secluded. Natural.

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- Sexy.
- Sexy.

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What do you think, Phil?

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Does it smell like eggs?
Some of them smell like eggs.

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It's been a while
since Phil and I...

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The whole month of December?

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Or a quick... you know?

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It's embarrassing,
and it's not like us.

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That's making me anxious,

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which is why I really need to get...

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Thanks again.

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Yeah, that's yours to keep.

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Okay.

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Bye now.

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I say we bag dinner with my dad,

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and go find that hot spring.

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Honey, we can't just
ditch your father.

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He wanted us all to be together.

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We are always together.

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Oh, my God, what are we gonna hear

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that we've never heard before?

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Mitch and Cam's inspiring story

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of how Lily saved
that kid with the heimlich?

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Please. She hugged him,
and he spit his gum out.

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I say we get a bottle of champagne,

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look up at the stars,

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forget our bathing suits.

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- That does sound hot.
- Mm-hmm.

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But I'd just be thinking about
your dad the whole time.

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I'm gonna hop in the shower.

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What's in there?

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- Nothing.
- Oh.

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Oh, perfect. No, great.

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If we need any socks,
someone left one in the bed.

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Oh, my gosh.
There is no way Crispin stays here

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when he comes to The Beacon.

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What's The Beacon?

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The club that
he's always raving about.

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It's right down the street.

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That's where we should go.

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Somewhere fun for New Year's,

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while we're still young... ish.

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L-let's get out of dinner
and go there.

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- How?
- I don't know.

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Um... okay, okay.

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Um, y-you could pretend
to get sick at the table.

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You know, fake a cough,
stomachache,

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dealer's choice.
I don't care.

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Just sell it and get us out of there.

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But what about your dad?

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He wants the family to be together.

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We are always together.

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I mean, how many times
do we have to hear Claire tell us

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Luke's hilarious comeback
to the pediatrician?

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Oh, gosh. We should start
calling her "ranch house"...

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Because she doesn't have
a second story.

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- So good.
- I know! Thank you.

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Hey. You sure you don't wanna
play "The hunger games"

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with all of us?

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My whole life is a hunger game.

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Why do you think
I'm so mean to you?

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That's for me!

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Hey. Come on in.

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Hey. Hi.

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Hey, I'm out.

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This is Becca and her cousin Joyce.

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And Joyce is for you.

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What? I'm on a date?

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But I'm not wearing any cologne.

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Did you know this was happening?

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I don't even know what this is.

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Joyce, this is Manny.

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Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

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Can I offer you a glass
of sparkling cider?

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He's not how you described him.

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Uh, don't worry. You'll love him.

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Manny, say something romantic.

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I can't just turn it on.
You say something romantic.

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- Cool shirt.
- Aw!

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Can I see your room?

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Well, I didn't clean it for me.

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W...

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They're going upstairs alone.

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- Is that even allowed?
- I don't know.

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- Should we say something?
- Like what?

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Like, "it's not okay"?

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Well, maybe it is. Is it?

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I don't know. I just feel like

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we're not doing
our job as babysitters.

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Of course we are.

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I'm cold, and I saw a coyote.

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And Luke turns to him and says,

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"Dr. Blaustein, really?
Not even dinner first?"

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Hand to God!
Dr. B. told me himself!

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You know, I'm sorry,
but I love this place.

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I know it's a little rough
around the edges,

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but I've always had
a good time here,

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and I'm having a great time tonight.

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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

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How's your chicken Kiev?

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- It's really good.
- It's very good.

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- Tasty.
- Yeah, tastes like Russia.

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What are you waiting for?
Get sick.

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Not yet. I'll know when it's time.

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- Honey.
- Ay.

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- You were sleeping.
- I was.

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Ay, I'm so sorry, Claire.

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It wasn't because
you were telling again

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the Luke and the doctor story.

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It's just that I've been
so tired lately.

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Oh. Oh, gosh.

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- Are you okay? She's been feeling
bad all day. - Oh. Yeah, you know.

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- I think I might be coming down
with a little something. - Oh, man.

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Oh, my God.

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I know. I drank
out of her glass earlier.

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- No. She's stealing our excuse.
- What?

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Honey.

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Wake up, Gloria!

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Easy. If that makes a mark,
I get the stink eye.

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I'm gonna walk her upstairs.

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I think you need to lie down.

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Okay. Just a little disco nap.

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- Okay.
- Well, this has been fun.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Keep the party going.
I'll be back as soon as I can.

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There it is. Now?

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No, I have something
stuck in my throat.

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It's too bad Lily's not here
to give you the heimlich.

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Did we ever tell you
guys that story?

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Do you wanna tell it?

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Yeah, let me tell it. Okay.

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Jay, you should go back and
spend time with your family.

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I can't leave you alone
on New Year's Eve,

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even though everyone's
waiting for me to come back.

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Aw, that's so sweet.

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Yeah. I just hope I don't hold up

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the lighting of the cherries jubilee.

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Jay, if you really want to go and...

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Okay.

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Where'd everybody go?

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I don't know.
I guess they all left.

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You still want the cherries jubilee?

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Light 'er up.

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Hey, if it isn't Jay Plunkett.

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It isn't.
It's... it's Jay Pritchett.

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You having a good New Year's?

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Eh, kind of a bust.
Everybody bailed on me.

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I'm gonna hit the sack.

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Hey, we just had a guy
who bailed on us.

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You play Hold'em?

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Yeah, but I should probably, uh...

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What's the buy-in?

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Jay...

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Say hello to, uh, Marty, Bugs...

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Hey. How ya doin', Jay?

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- My ex-husband Hugo...
- Hey, how you doing?

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- And Billy Dee.
- Hey.

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Are you serious? Billy Dee Williams?

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I'm a huge fan.

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Well, now you have to stay,

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since none of these guys
have seen me

255
00:09:27,606 --> 00:09:29,694
in anything since "Mahogany."

256
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,444
- Never even saw that.
- Me either.

257
00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:32,237
You're kidding.

258
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,349
Billy Dee's an alderman

259
00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:35,364
trying to keep Diana Ross in Chicago,

260
00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:36,258
rather than become

261
00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:38,702
an international model and designer.

262
00:09:40,387 --> 00:09:42,209
My son made me
watch it with him.

263
00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:43,233
He's gay.

264
00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:46,381
Oh, good. I didn't want
to be the one to tell you.

265
00:09:55,114 --> 00:09:56,678
Excuse me! Sir, excuse me!

266
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,128
He's doing this on purpose!

267
00:09:58,129 --> 00:09:59,740
He probably just doesn't notice us.

268
00:09:59,741 --> 00:10:00,901
How can he not notice us?

269
00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:02,936
We're the only people
in here in sleeves!

270
00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,678
- Hey there.
- What can I get for ya?

271
00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:06,934
Excuse me, young man.
I was here first.

272
00:10:06,935 --> 00:10:09,019
Young man? Why don't you
just call him whipper-snapper?

273
00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:11,107
Ugh. This is ridiculous.
We can't even get a drink.

274
00:10:11,108 --> 00:10:13,061
Everyone in here's 11, and I'm hot!

275
00:10:13,062 --> 00:10:15,165
If we were hot,
we'd be drinking right now. Hi.

276
00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,438
Yeah, and if we'd stayed put,

277
00:10:16,439 --> 00:10:19,201
we'd be enjoying
cherries jubilee right now!

278
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,109
Hey, hey, hey.
Cam, come on.

279
00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,896
It's new year's Eve.
We're out together.

280
00:10:23,897 --> 00:10:26,145
Where's fun Cam
who likes to dance?

281
00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:26,686
Here.

282
00:10:26,687 --> 00:10:28,015
Wh... where... where is he?

283
00:10:28,016 --> 00:10:29,735
- I'm over here.
- Oh, there he is!

284
00:10:29,736 --> 00:10:31,303
- Come on!
- Okay, I'm sorry.

285
00:10:31,304 --> 00:10:34,114
I was just feeling invisible!
It'll get better!

286
00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,622
Okay, you know what?
That is wet. I'm done.

287
00:10:38,623 --> 00:10:41,387
Oh! God! God, no!

288
00:10:44,492 --> 00:10:45,528
They've been in there forever.

289
00:10:45,529 --> 00:10:46,726
Do something. You're in charge.

290
00:10:46,727 --> 00:10:49,202
Oh, please. We both know
I'm just a figurehead here.

291
00:10:49,203 --> 00:10:51,820
You really think they're doing
something in there? He's 12.

292
00:10:51,821 --> 00:10:54,057
He's 14, but it's touching
how close you are.

293
00:10:54,683 --> 00:10:55,449
Fine.

294
00:10:58,219 --> 00:10:59,534
What do you want?

295
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,531
You have to keep your door open.

296
00:11:01,532 --> 00:11:03,569
- Why?
- Uh, well, why do you need it closed?

297
00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:05,187
Because we're gonna make out.

298
00:11:06,969 --> 00:11:07,879
Well, you...

299
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,796
You can't have your door closed.

300
00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:12,197
- Why? - Do you wanna to watch
or something? That's weird.

301
00:11:12,198 --> 00:11:14,402
- Ew!
- Ew! Of course we don't wanna watch.

302
00:11:14,403 --> 00:11:15,486
Perfect.

303
00:11:15,835 --> 00:11:17,675
- But you can't...
- What are you d...

304
00:11:18,404 --> 00:11:19,549
What just happened?

305
00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:22,589
Can I offer you a piña Delgado?

306
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,675
It's my own concoction.

307
00:11:24,676 --> 00:11:27,382
- What's in it?
- Let's just say it's cool, it's sweet,

308
00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:29,573
and it's not afraid
to embrace its own whimsy.

309
00:11:30,198 --> 00:11:31,303
I'm not saying that.

310
00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:33,797
I'm not drinking it, either.

311
00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:37,200
So... you making any resolutions?

312
00:11:37,201 --> 00:11:39,666
Yeah. No more blind dates.

313
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:41,751
You're mean.

314
00:11:41,752 --> 00:11:44,629
You know, she's right, Joyce.
You are mean.

315
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:45,677
I've been a gracious host

316
00:11:45,678 --> 00:11:48,329
while you've been rude,
sullen, and dull.

317
00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:50,284
You'll forgive me if I choose
not to start the new year

318
00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:51,741
on such a negative note.

319
00:11:51,742 --> 00:11:53,864
Oh, and if you're hungry
for broccoli later,

320
00:11:53,865 --> 00:11:55,525
you'll find a piece in your teeth.

321
00:11:58,472 --> 00:12:00,302
Where is this stupid path?

322
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,541
We've been walking forever.

323
00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:02,797
We'll find it.

324
00:12:02,798 --> 00:12:04,765
Did that bellman seem
a little off to you?

325
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,591
Oh, totally.
Maybe there is no hot spring.

326
00:12:07,592 --> 00:12:09,785
Maybe this is all part
of an elaborate plan to kill us.

327
00:12:09,786 --> 00:12:11,223
Why would you even say that?

328
00:12:11,224 --> 00:12:13,160
I'm just trying to lighten the mood.

329
00:12:13,161 --> 00:12:14,154
You seem so tense.

330
00:12:14,155 --> 00:12:16,986
Come on. This is an adventure.
This is fun.

331
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,297
I don't wanna have an adventure.

332
00:12:18,298 --> 00:12:20,458
I don't wanna have fun.
I wanna have sex with you.

333
00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:21,733
Wha... what?

334
00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:22,834
Don't make me say it again.

335
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:23,890
No, I want you to say it again.

336
00:12:23,891 --> 00:12:25,781
Maybe throw my name
in there this time.

337
00:12:26,695 --> 00:12:28,987
Claire, what's going on?

338
00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:32,118
Do you know that
it's been a month?

339
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,799
- No, it hasn't.
- Mm-hmm. Yes, it has. Mm-hmm.

340
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,913
Day after Thanksgiving.

341
00:12:35,914 --> 00:12:38,445
I remember because
I came in under budget

342
00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:39,917
on all of my Christmas gifts,

343
00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:41,490
and you know how
that gets me going.

344
00:12:41,491 --> 00:12:42,537
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

345
00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:44,740
I made that joke about
your clothes being half-off.

346
00:12:44,741 --> 00:12:46,482
And yet we still did it,

347
00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:48,950
'cause that's the kind
of people we used to be.

348
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:50,680
What happened?

349
00:12:50,681 --> 00:12:51,999
Nothing happened. We're busy.

350
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,772
It was the holidays.
Dede was here.

351
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,832
- You know, she has a way of...
- Mnh.

352
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,390
Shutting that whole thing down.

353
00:12:57,391 --> 00:12:58,868
But is this who we are now?

354
00:12:58,869 --> 00:13:01,455
I mean, first it's a month,
then it's a year,

355
00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:03,660
then we're sleeping in twin beds
and you're calling me "mother."

356
00:13:03,661 --> 00:13:04,680
And I can't even bear it,

357
00:13:04,681 --> 00:13:06,397
'cause we're just like my grandp...

358
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,035
Let's go find that hot spring

359
00:13:10,036 --> 00:13:11,895
and start this new year off with...

360
00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:14,332
- Sex in a hot spring.
- Mmm.

361
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:17,121
All right, all right.

362
00:13:17,122 --> 00:13:18,357
Where... where should we try next?

363
00:13:18,358 --> 00:13:20,094
- Am I yelling? I'm yelling.
- Yes.

364
00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:22,447
Yeah. Maybe we should just
go get some frozen yogurt

365
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,471
and call it a night.

366
00:13:23,472 --> 00:13:24,314
No, Cam, come on.

367
00:13:24,315 --> 00:13:25,403
We can't have another New Year's

368
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:27,198
where we don't even
make it to midnight.

369
00:13:27,199 --> 00:13:29,163
I... this entire holiday

370
00:13:29,164 --> 00:13:31,350
is just a giant reminder
of how the clock is ticking.

371
00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:32,652
You know, each passing second

372
00:13:32,653 --> 00:13:35,631
is just bringing us that
much closer to death.

373
00:13:35,632 --> 00:13:37,662
All this because
I suggested some fro-yo?

374
00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:40,143
I'm... I'm sick of feeling old.

375
00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:42,443
I-I really need this.

376
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,240
Okay.

377
00:13:44,511 --> 00:13:45,877
Let's get you to midnight.

378
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:47,268
'Kay.

379
00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:49,060
Oh, look, he's our age.

380
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,088
Wherever he's going,
I'm sure he'll fit right in.

381
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,144
Okay.

382
00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:57,152
Okay, no judgment.
Perfectly acceptable lifestyle.

383
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:58,792
- Just not for us.
- No!

384
00:13:59,059 --> 00:14:00,735
Okay, but we are not
giving up, all right?

385
00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:01,902
We're like Goldilocks.

386
00:14:01,903 --> 00:14:03,187
The first bar was too young,

387
00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:05,165
the second was...
whatever that was,

388
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,797
and the third will be just right.

389
00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:07,582
Mitchell...

390
00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:09,187
Three bears.

391
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,489
I mean... right?

392
00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:13,700
Here. This one.

393
00:14:23,382 --> 00:14:24,628
You wanted to feel young.

394
00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:25,816
And I do.

395
00:14:33,718 --> 00:14:36,159
I'm sorry. I push people away.

396
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,611
I feel myself do it,
but I can't stop.

397
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:40,915
It's hard to like someone
when you don't like yourself.

398
00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:41,876
You're right.

399
00:14:41,877 --> 00:14:43,874
You have so many good qualities.

400
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,002
You're attractive,
you're witty, you're bright.

401
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:49,273
I just wish you could see
yourself through my eyes.

402
00:14:49,558 --> 00:14:51,600
Aw, you're such a good friend.

403
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:53,841
Friend?
That's where this is headed?

404
00:14:53,842 --> 00:14:55,897
Well... friendships last longer.

405
00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:58,107
Not this one.
I've got enough friends.

406
00:14:58,108 --> 00:14:59,509
Happy New Year, Joyce.

407
00:15:03,524 --> 00:15:04,657
So what's the plan, Haley?

408
00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:07,074
I'm going in.
That's our baby brother up there.

409
00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:08,134
I'm not ready for all of this.

410
00:15:08,135 --> 00:15:09,774
The girls, the hormones...
it's gross.

411
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:10,784
Well, we can't just barge in.

412
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,336
I'm still trying to get the image
of mom and dad

413
00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,162
out of my... Oh, God, it's back.

414
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,703
I'm coming in!

415
00:15:16,274 --> 00:15:17,102
What are you doing?

416
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:18,835
Just putting away some laundry.

417
00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:20,784
That's a bra.

418
00:15:20,785 --> 00:15:21,993
And a tablecloth.

419
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:23,212
Can't you do this later?

420
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,072
Excuse me.
Does your mother know you're here?

421
00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:27,372
- Yes.
- Does she know our parents aren't?

422
00:15:28,256 --> 00:15:29,045
Yeah.

423
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:30,512
Big pause, no eye contact.

424
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,377
I was so much better
at this than you.

425
00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:34,207
- You're out.
- No, she's not.

426
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:36,680
Yes, she is.
It's late, you're 13...

427
00:15:36,681 --> 00:15:38,744
- 14.
- 14, and unless Nicole Bitchie here

428
00:15:38,745 --> 00:15:41,107
wants me to call her parents
and tell them she lied...

429
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,787
I better go. Bye, Luke.

430
00:15:42,788 --> 00:15:44,900
Wait.
Why does she have to go?

431
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:46,953
- Because I said so.
- You're not the boss.

432
00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:48,342
Don't talk back to your sister.

433
00:15:48,371 --> 00:15:49,694
Ugh! I hate you!

434
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,414
You hate me now,
but someday you'll thank me!

435
00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:55,256
I think I owe mom a huge apology.

436
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,026
Is anyone watching me?

437
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,697
Aces and eights.

438
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,620
Lady sings the blues.
Three Jacks.

439
00:16:08,794 --> 00:16:09,263
Sorry, Billy Dee,

440
00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:11,151
but where do you go
to tattle on prince Harry

441
00:16:11,152 --> 00:16:12,868
when he's naked in Vegas?

442
00:16:12,869 --> 00:16:14,033
Straight to the queen.

443
00:16:15,156 --> 00:16:16,355
Well, that's it. I'm out.

444
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:17,356
Me, too.

445
00:16:17,357 --> 00:16:18,980
Oh, hell, it's almost 11:00.

446
00:16:18,981 --> 00:16:21,135
I gotta do my set
in the starlight room,

447
00:16:21,136 --> 00:16:22,367
and I'm missing a pasty.

448
00:16:22,368 --> 00:16:24,468
Oh, what's the matter with everybody?
It's early yet.

449
00:16:24,469 --> 00:16:25,422
Yeah, I'm having fun

450
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:27,413
for the first time since I got here.

451
00:16:27,414 --> 00:16:28,205
Jay?

452
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,652
How long has she been there?

453
00:16:29,653 --> 00:16:30,963
What are you doing here?

454
00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:32,474
Gloria...

455
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:34,000
Everybody ditched me,

456
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,247
these guys invited me to play poker,

457
00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:38,374
and look who I'm sitting next to.

458
00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:41,069
- Eh...
- Oh, she has no idea.

459
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:42,786
Hello, I'm Billy Dee Williams.

460
00:16:42,787 --> 00:16:45,297
Hello. I'm Gloria Dee wife.

461
00:16:45,298 --> 00:16:48,662
Jay, it's almost midnight,
and we forgot to buy my grapes.

462
00:16:48,663 --> 00:16:50,684
Did you try room service?
They probably have grapes.

463
00:16:50,685 --> 00:16:52,626
Oh, nothing fresh.

464
00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:55,992
But you can always fish some
out of a can of fruit cocktail.

465
00:16:55,993 --> 00:16:59,074
Jay, you know that I need
real grapes for my wishes.

466
00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:01,639
It's a Colombian tradition.
It's only moderately insane.

467
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,093
Well, I have grapes at my house.

468
00:17:03,094 --> 00:17:04,319
No, I don't want you
to blow New Year's.

469
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,993
Oh, please. Every night
is New Year's for Billy Dee.

470
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,057
I like you, Billy Dee.

471
00:17:11,628 --> 00:17:14,247
So at midnight, you eat them
and then you make your wishes.

472
00:17:14,248 --> 00:17:15,926
Well, that sounds vaguely familiar.

473
00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:17,029
I might have heard about that

474
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,079
when I did that
"Love boat" with Charo.

475
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,186
You know Charo?

476
00:17:20,187 --> 00:17:22,050
He's so obsessed with Charo.

477
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:23,738
No kidding.

478
00:17:24,179 --> 00:17:25,848
Oh, my God.

479
00:17:26,831 --> 00:17:29,337
A classic Rolls Corniche.

480
00:17:29,338 --> 00:17:32,377
I have been in love
with this car my whole life.

481
00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:34,766
In my village,
if you didn't drive one of these,

482
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,939
you couldn't call
yourself a drug lord.

483
00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:40,052
Would you like to drive it?

484
00:17:40,053 --> 00:17:42,750
Does the bear sit in the woods?

485
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:44,184
Classic Charo.

486
00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:47,984
Mmm? So...

487
00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:51,241
Was it worth my meltdown?

488
00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:52,640
It always is.

489
00:17:56,389 --> 00:17:59,822
Just you and me,
under the desert sky.

490
00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:01,546
I'm Lawrence of Arabia,

491
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,905
you're Mrs...

492
00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:05,285
of Arabia.

493
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:08,486
Hey there.

494
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,592
Oh, my God.

495
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,338
Sweet. You're the first ones here.

496
00:18:12,339 --> 00:18:13,420
Welcome.

497
00:18:13,421 --> 00:18:15,605
Uh, welcome to what?

498
00:18:15,606 --> 00:18:18,516
To Nude Year's Eve.
You saw the flyer?

499
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:19,338
- No.
- No.

500
00:18:19,893 --> 00:18:20,938
I told them.

501
00:18:21,353 --> 00:18:22,592
Robby.

502
00:18:22,593 --> 00:18:24,246
So I... whoa.
Nude Year's Eve?

503
00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:26,742
You said Nude Year's Eve.
It's clever.

504
00:18:26,743 --> 00:18:30,052
Yeah. We're the Palm Springs
nudist association.

505
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:32,020
It's how we celebrate the new year.

506
00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:34,978
- I can see.
- Fresh. Like newborns.

507
00:18:35,271 --> 00:18:36,132
Naked.

508
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:37,845
- Yeah.
- I got that. Yeah.

509
00:18:37,846 --> 00:18:39,043
Oh, my God.
We have to get out of here.

510
00:18:39,044 --> 00:18:40,352
We have to get out of here.

511
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,493
Our clothes are trapped
under that pile.

512
00:18:42,494 --> 00:18:43,625
You really wanna stand there naked

513
00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:45,602
sifting through
all those drawstring pants?

514
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,915
Oh, okay. Scooting over.
Just... just scootch in.

515
00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,485
- Okay.
- Scootin'.

516
00:18:51,027 --> 00:18:52,274
- Ah.
- Hey.

517
00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:53,303
Phil, something just touched me,

518
00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:55,052
- and it's not from your side.
- Oh!

519
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:56,576
Who wants champagne?

520
00:18:56,577 --> 00:18:57,642
Oh, I'll have some.

521
00:18:57,643 --> 00:18:59,589
- Okay. Oh, my gosh.
- Okay.

522
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,441
Oh, sorry. Pardon the reach.

523
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,233
Thank you.

524
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,879
We gotta make a run for it.

525
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,616
Well, now it's just
gonna seem rude.

526
00:19:08,617 --> 00:19:09,407
Phil.

527
00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:12,896
I love this car so much!

528
00:19:12,897 --> 00:19:14,505
Where you gonna
take us next, Billy Dee?

529
00:19:14,506 --> 00:19:16,619
A surprise that's
gonna blow your mind.

530
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,245
And just call me Billy.

531
00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:19,135
Not doin' it.

532
00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:26,905
And these are from the gentlemen
at that table over there.

533
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:29,193
Oh, free drinks.
More free drinks.

534
00:19:29,194 --> 00:19:30,880
Thank you. Thank...
they can't hear me.

535
00:19:30,881 --> 00:19:32,146
Thank you!

536
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,961
This is what models must feel like.

537
00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:37,584
Excuse me, but has
anyone ever told you

538
00:19:37,585 --> 00:19:39,689
you look like a young van Johnson?

539
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,378
Oh, no.
That... that's so sweet, though.

540
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,494
Thank you.

541
00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:43,906
Mm. Free pass?

542
00:19:43,907 --> 00:19:44,978
Pull up van Johnson on your phone.

543
00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:46,371
I need to know
how I feel about that.

544
00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:48,019
He was gorgeous. You're fine.

545
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,730
This is nice, huh?
Compliments, free drinks.

546
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,092
What could be better?

547
00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:55,222
Alright gentlemen!
Almost midnight!

548
00:19:55,223 --> 00:19:56,454
Pucker up.

549
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,655
New Year's is so weird,

550
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,038
the way it makes you
think about time.

551
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:02,050
Ten... nine... eight...

552
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:03,403
- Cam.
- Mm?

553
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:03,941
I think that's why

554
00:20:03,942 --> 00:20:06,521
people put so much pressure
on themselves to have fun.

555
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:09,337
Seven... six... five...

556
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,233
I mean, I guess I sorta get it.

557
00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:15,382
Four... three... two... one!

558
00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:21,673
Quick, quick! Make your wishes!

559
00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:24,158
Like right now I wish
I could just slow down time,

560
00:20:24,772 --> 00:20:27,289
'cause I am so not ready
for him to grow up yet.

561
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:29,948
I know.

562
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,872
I want him to stay
our stupid little brother.

563
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,279
Hey, happy New Year.

564
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,152
You too.

565
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,629
Oh, my God, what is in this?

566
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,411
- Oh. Sorry. That one's mine.
- Oh.

567
00:20:50,197 --> 00:20:52,540
And I swear to you,
I was so nervous,

568
00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:54,605
I think I might have put on
somebody else's underwear.

569
00:20:54,606 --> 00:20:55,528
- I'm not kidding.
- Ew!

570
00:20:55,529 --> 00:20:56,878
I love this story.

571
00:20:56,879 --> 00:20:59,427
- Almost as good as yours, van Johnson.
- Oh, my God!

572
00:20:59,428 --> 00:21:00,256
Oh, look. Here comes Jay.

573
00:21:00,257 --> 00:21:02,264
- I feel bad he missed all this fun.
- Oh! - Hi!

574
00:21:02,265 --> 00:21:04,613
- Hi, dad.
- Look, they're back. My devoted family.

575
00:21:04,614 --> 00:21:06,851
Everyone, this is our dear friend,
Billy Dee Williams.

576
00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:07,917
Hey, hey.

577
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,433
Oh, my God, it's Lando.

578
00:21:10,823 --> 00:21:12,428
Excuse me, Mr. Williams,

579
00:21:12,429 --> 00:21:13,158
I just have to tell you,

580
00:21:13,159 --> 00:21:15,188
I've loved you since
I was a little boy.

581
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:17,645
I'm so starstruck right now.

582
00:21:17,646 --> 00:21:19,549
Well, you must be Mitchell.

583
00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:21,821
Jay told me all about you.

584
00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:31,221
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