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Don't worry.
I'm just putting this time.

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I'm not the strongest golfer,

3
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and I think it's holding me
back in business.

4
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Too bad deals aren't closed
in a trampoline park.

5
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I'd just lazy-back
into a Rudolph

6
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into a quadriffus right up
the corporate ladder.

7
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Hey, dad, you coming
to my play tonight?

8
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"Your" play?
You only painted the sets.

9
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Yeah, and Michelangelo "only"
painted the sixteenth chapel.

10
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Maybe don't keep your face
so close to the paint cans.

11
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Sorry, buddy,
I'm getting a golf lesson

12
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and then I'm playing with a client,

13
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but I'll try to make
your next performance.

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- Phil!
- Little busy.

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Oh, you always do this.

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You cram stuff in the freezer
without thinking about it.

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I opened the door, and a frozen
turkey almost fell on my foot.

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I keep pulling it to the left.

19
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Are we sure the house is level?

20
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Are you not the least bit sorry?

21
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I could have broken a toe.

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Honey, I'm sorry
for dozens of things

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every day that actually happen.

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If I start apologizing
for things that don't happen,

25
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how productive
of a person would I be?

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Hey, your golf pro's here!

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- Hola, hola.
- Hello, everybody!

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Hey!

29
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Thanks so much
for the quick lesson, Jay.

30
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Just think of me as a blob of Clay,

31
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waiting for your experienced hands

32
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to caress and coax me...

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First rule of golf...
Shh.

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- Okay.
- Good.

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If you're going to be
a grump all day,

36
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why did you even say that
you were going to teach him?

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Because he's how
my grandkids get food.

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There he is.

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- Ay, thank you so much for
taking care of the baby. - Mm-hmm.

40
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Cam has me running all
kinds of errands for the play.

41
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Yeah, well, you gotta keep
your eye on the caller I.D.

42
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I have to go to the dry cleaners
to pick up the costumes...

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Mm-hmm.

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Then I have to go get
the dry ice for the fog machine.

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Mm-hmm.

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And maybe I'll go
get Cam some flowers.

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Oh, Alex can help you with all that.

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Oh, perfect.
Okay, let's go.

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We can't be late, or there
won't be any dry ice in the house.

50
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- Good one.
- What?

51
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You guys have fun. Go on.
Nothing to worry about.

52
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I got it handled here.

53
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Be careful.

54
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Don't worry,
just keep your mouth open.

55
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We're fine. It's fine.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

57
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Okay, can I have
everyone's attention, please?

58
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Reuben?
Hit me with a spot.

59
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That's a little harsh.
Throw a pink gel on that.

60
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That's great. Perfect.

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All right, I will be recording
today's rehearsal,

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but don't let that
make you self-conscious.

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I'm only using it
to pinpoint your mistakes.

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Secondly, I have granted full
set access to Maureen Schick,

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who will be reviewing
your show tonight.

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Oh-oh, she's vicious.

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Our last music teacher,
Mr. Namagachi,

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never recovered from her article,
"anything blows."

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But in fairness,
I saw that production,

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and the lead soprano
was an absolute disaster.

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No offense, Sophie.

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You've blossomed since then,
sweetie, okay?

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No batteries in her mic, okay?
Great.

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And lastly, Marcus Talbot.

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Guys, he's feeling
a little under the weather.

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Fear not.
He's home resting his instrument,

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and he will be ready
for the show tonight.

78
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But I will need a phantom
for this rehearsal.

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So, anyone...

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I guess I could help.

81
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I don't know how Marcus
ever got the lead.

82
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But I know how he got sick...
from chewing all that scenery.

83
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This was my chance to earn it back

84
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from that insincere phony.

85
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But first, a silent prayer
for our fallen Captain Marcus.

86
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Godspeed, old friend.

87
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This is boring.
Is he dead?

88
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No, he's not dead.
He's just sleeping.

89
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Babies need to sleep a lot

90
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so they grow bigger
and stronger and smarter.

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- Hey, Mrs. D.
- Hey, Lucy.

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- Every time.
- Mm.

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Well, that's a nice shirt.

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Thanks. I designed it myself.

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It's my best seller.

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I'm so jealous you know what
you want to do with your life.

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I wish I was inspired like you.

98
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Or, you know, aim higher.

99
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Open yourself up
to some new experiences

100
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and find out what...

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- Oh, my g...
- Are you okay?

102
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Fine. Just... slipped on one of
your father's stupid golf balls.

103
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Good, you woke him up.

104
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Maybe he's hungry.
I just fed him,

105
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but I don't think bottles
can live up to the real thing.

106
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Maybe I can calm him down.

107
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Oh, that's very sweet of you,
but he's super fussy today.

108
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And when babies are fussy,
they... they...

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- Wow.
- Yeah, I'm good with babies.

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You should see him play
peek-a-boo. He's amazing.

111
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No. I'm good.

112
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I know a guy in Chicago...
he's amazing.

113
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Dang it!

114
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Are you kiddin' me? That divot
flew out of there like a rocket.

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I decided to go gentle with Phil,

116
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which didn't come easy to me,

117
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because I've always been
a bit of a drill sergeant

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when it comes to sports.

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And with the new baby,

120
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Gloria's been buggin' me
to have more patience.

121
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But come on.
He's been alive a month.

122
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How hard is it to support
your own head?

123
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What the hell?

124
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Hello, boys.

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What a sweet ride, Pepper.

126
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What are you guys doing here?

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I've been golfing for a few weeks.

128
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Pepper's been teaching me.

129
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I grew up golfing with my father,

130
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the great Chaim Saltzman.

131
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Or as he was known
around the clubhouse,

132
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Chad Treadwell.

133
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Well, we should play together
as a foursome.

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First time that word's
creeped me out, but okay.

135
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Care to make it interesting?

136
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I think your pants
have already done that.

137
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How 'bout a hundred bucks?

138
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Me and Phil will play you and Mitch.

139
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- Fun.
- Mitchell, care to go first?

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Oh, I...

141
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Okay. Yeah.
I'll... I'll give it a whirl.

142
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Running into my dad was no accident.

143
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I wasn't the best athlete
growing up,

144
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and my dad never missed
an opportunity

145
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to point that out.

146
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"Nice throw, Nancy!"

147
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Nancy was our neighbor.

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I could never throw
as well as she could.

149
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I'd pretty much given up
on beating my dad at anything

150
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until Pepper dragged me
to a golf course one day.

151
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Turns out I wasn't half bad.

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Six months' practice later,

153
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I was ready to kick my dad's ass.

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I knew just how
I was gonna do it, too.

155
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I'd walk up to the tee all nervous,

156
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do a few clumsy practice swings,

157
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and then I'd hit
that ball dead center,

158
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watch it arc through the sky,
land on the green,

159
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and totally wow my dad.

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Wow.

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Okay. Great job, everyone.

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Thank you.
But it was really everyone.

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Give yourself a round.

164
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Oh, Marcus's mom. Shh.

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Fingers crossed.

166
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Why is it taking you so long?

167
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How hard is it to paint a wall?

168
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A lot harder than
your so-called singing.

169
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At least this is supposed to be flat.

170
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I once saw a monkey paint a wall.

171
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Yeah?
Did you say, "good job, mom"?

172
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Mono? But he's my lead.

173
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My career depends upon this.

174
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The district is this close
to cutting my funding,

175
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and my fingers are very close
together right now.

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We are like family here.

177
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I'm sorry. We're going another way.

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Any news about Marcus?

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- Why are you whispering?
- Saving my voice, just in case.

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Oh. Well, Marcus is out.

181
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But luckily, I found an even
better phantom right here.

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I wouldn't say better,
but since you did...

183
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Luke. I was just about to ask him.

184
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- Luke? - He knows the show,
he sings like a nightingale,

185
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and he has a certain theatrical
madness in his eyes

186
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you cannot teach.

187
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That's just from all the paint.

188
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Oh. Uh, Luke?

189
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Stop it.
Are you trying to spook him?

190
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What are you talking about?

191
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He's already intimidated by you

192
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after you criticized his sets.

193
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Oh, please.
I could not be the only person

194
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that found his unicorns distracting.

195
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Let me talk to him first.

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If I can't get the job done,
then you step in...

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Kind of like the way an understudy

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would traditionally take over
when the lead finds himself...

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Yeah. Just do it.

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Hey there, Luke.
Or should I say, phantom?

201
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You wanna get to the point?

202
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'Cause I'm kind of on a schedule,

203
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and this paint keeps
making me fall down.

204
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Marcus is out, and Cam
wants you to take over.

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Really?
Well, I do know all the songs.

206
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Stop trying to talk yourself
out of it. You're doing it.

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It's only for two nights.

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You're doing it again,
looking at the negatives.

209
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Look at the bright side.
What if you don't screw up,

210
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humiliate yourself,
and get mocked forever?

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- I'd get mocked?
- Only by the cool kids.

212
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But who needs them?
You're one of us now.

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00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,830
The theater geeks.

214
00:08:13,418 --> 00:08:15,541
What if this had been
at the top of the stairs?

215
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I mean, I really could
have gotten hurt, right?

216
00:08:17,819 --> 00:08:19,804
Uh-huh.
Lily, I made you lunch.

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Peanut butter. My favorite.

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It's just hard to believe

219
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that somebody could be so oblivious

220
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to a situation that
is clearly dangerous.

221
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Look at us.
We're like a little family.

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I know.

223
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- We're the parents.
- I know!

224
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I know what his
response would be...

225
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"but you're fine.
Why you getting all bent out of shape?"

226
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But what if I wasn't fine?

227
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What if he walked through the door,

228
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and he thought he had
created a horrible accident?

229
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Oh, this is so fun.

230
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Good. She's gone.

231
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Grab your camera.

232
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I'm gonna make his little hand
flip us off again.

233
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No, it's not just me.

234
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Three mothers are giving the party,

235
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and we need all
our names in the card...

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Gloria Pritchett,
Sara Leonard, Dee Cho...

237
00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:02,657
What do you mean that
there's no more room?

238
00:09:02,658 --> 00:09:04,178
Dee Cho must go on.

239
00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:06,191
Okay, come on.
That one had to be on purpose.

240
00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,098
Okay, we'll be there then.

241
00:09:08,789 --> 00:09:11,484
They won't be ready
until one more hour.

242
00:09:11,764 --> 00:09:13,838
You maybe wanna take
a shift carrying this dry ice?

243
00:09:13,839 --> 00:09:15,293
No, I just had a baby.

244
00:09:15,294 --> 00:09:17,302
I've watched you carry
Manny to bed.

245
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,028
I know what we can do to kill time.

246
00:09:19,029 --> 00:09:21,123
My psychic is around the corner.

247
00:09:21,124 --> 00:09:23,102
Please tell me
you just said "sidekick."

248
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I used to think that
I knew everything, too.

249
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We're going for a reading.

250
00:09:27,343 --> 00:09:29,019
I'll let her know that we're coming.

251
00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:31,303
Um...

252
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,120
You have got to be kidding me.

253
00:09:33,348 --> 00:09:35,747
I'm trying to remember
the telephone number.

254
00:09:37,517 --> 00:09:39,077
What is happening to me?

255
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,248
All right, what are we,
3 strokes down now?

256
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,018
I think someone needs a Pepper talk.

257
00:09:44,964 --> 00:09:46,527
Aah! Ow!

258
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,232
How is that a pepper talk?

259
00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:50,311
You need to get angry.
Play aggressive.

260
00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,814
That man's been Mitch-slapping
you your entire life.

261
00:09:52,815 --> 00:09:55,894
I know, but...
he's being so nice to Phil,

262
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,142
and Phil is way worse
than I ever was.

263
00:09:58,310 --> 00:09:59,571
I don't know.

264
00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:02,505
Maybe he's not the
unsympathetic jerk he used to be.

265
00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:05,120
Okay, so you got off
to a rough start.

266
00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,430
Let's simplify.

267
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:09,370
On this shot, I want you
to just concentrate

268
00:10:09,371 --> 00:10:11,070
on bending your knees.

269
00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:13,607
- You got it?
- Bend my knees.

270
00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:14,411
Bend my...

271
00:10:14,412 --> 00:10:16,074
Dang it!
Straighten my knees.

272
00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:18,059
Son of a bitch,
you're a hopeless embarrassment.

273
00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:20,853
You're kickin' up more sand
than a sea turtle layin' eggs.

274
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,018
Did you see that?

275
00:10:25,104 --> 00:10:26,512
Yeah, that wasn't half bad.

276
00:10:27,432 --> 00:10:28,762
Hey, listen, I'm sorry I yelled.

277
00:10:28,763 --> 00:10:29,876
No, no, no.
That's what I needed.

278
00:10:29,877 --> 00:10:30,959
My old tumbling master in college

279
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,251
used to yell at me all the time.
It just made me better.

280
00:10:33,252 --> 00:10:34,131
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

281
00:10:34,132 --> 00:10:35,883
He'd say terrible things
about my manhood,

282
00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:37,259
he'd throw the chalk bag at me,

283
00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:39,470
he'd call me and taunt me over
the summer to keep me sharp.

284
00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:40,813
So bring it, Jay!

285
00:10:41,264 --> 00:10:42,348
You stink, Phil.

286
00:10:42,349 --> 00:10:43,849
You're the worst thing
to happen to golf

287
00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:45,454
since they let people wear shorts.

288
00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:47,454
You just told me to...

289
00:10:47,455 --> 00:10:48,946
No, that's part of it.

290
00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:51,851
Did you hear that?

291
00:10:51,866 --> 00:10:53,326
And he wasn't just talking to Phil.

292
00:10:53,327 --> 00:10:54,648
He was talking to 10-year-old you

293
00:10:54,649 --> 00:10:56,160
and 12-year-old you and...

294
00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:58,703
Suck it, Nancy!

295
00:10:59,251 --> 00:11:01,160
I was just trying to help.

296
00:11:01,576 --> 00:11:04,078
Just listen with an open mind.

297
00:11:04,648 --> 00:11:06,416
She doesn't believe in psychics.

298
00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,682
It's not just psychics.

299
00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:09,816
It's all unquantifiable phenomena.

300
00:11:10,038 --> 00:11:11,599
I'm going to save you some time.

301
00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:13,510
She doesn't have a boyfriend.

302
00:11:13,511 --> 00:11:15,124
Maybe not now, but soon.

303
00:11:15,732 --> 00:11:16,327
You see?

304
00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:17,614
- That means...
- Shh. Go on.

305
00:11:17,615 --> 00:11:20,195
You are going to meet
someone special.

306
00:11:20,676 --> 00:11:23,070
I see a handsome man on a horse,

307
00:11:23,071 --> 00:11:24,798
like a knight.

308
00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:27,573
Well, I am going to
a renaissance fair this weekend.

309
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:28,881
Yes, I know.

310
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,293
There's no renaissance fair.

311
00:11:30,294 --> 00:11:32,112
Even if there was, I wouldn't go.

312
00:11:32,113 --> 00:11:35,027
I'd be the laughingstock
of the young astronomer's club.

313
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:38,432
But I couldn't tell Gloria
her fortune-teller was a fake...

314
00:11:38,775 --> 00:11:40,333
Not until I had a little more fun.

315
00:11:40,593 --> 00:11:43,875
I see that you're smiling.
You're enjoying yourself.

316
00:11:44,019 --> 00:11:44,952
I know it sounds crazy,

317
00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:46,201
but could you please
tell me what happened to

318
00:11:46,202 --> 00:11:48,544
my bunny buttons,
who ran away when I was 5?

319
00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:50,852
Never had a bunny.
Hate bunnies.

320
00:11:50,853 --> 00:11:52,594
- I see a farm...
- Mm-hmm?

321
00:11:52,595 --> 00:11:53,919
With a red barn.

322
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,931
I know who's in the barn!

323
00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:56,893
It's like Scrabble with Haley.

324
00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:59,884
After a while, you're just
playing against yourself.

325
00:12:00,322 --> 00:12:02,131
Okay, everyone,
look sharp, please!

326
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,237
The press is here!

327
00:12:03,285 --> 00:12:05,539
As I was saying, Maureen,
I was really at an advantage

328
00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:06,913
having seen the Broadway production.

329
00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:09,010
I was able to learn
from their mistakes.

330
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,278
For example, in my production,

331
00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,828
the phantom appears
in the first scene,

332
00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:13,248
because after all,
it's not called

333
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:14,890
"Christine and Raoul
of the opera."

334
00:12:14,891 --> 00:12:16,072
I have two sources telling me

335
00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:17,365
your lead is home with chicken pox.

336
00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:19,107
- Uh, mono.
- Make that three sources.

337
00:12:19,108 --> 00:12:20,102
Oh, damn, you're good.

338
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:22,601
Um, permission to speak...
off the record?

339
00:12:22,602 --> 00:12:23,401
Denied.

340
00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:24,936
Okay, fine.
Well, then...

341
00:12:25,574 --> 00:12:26,753
See for yourself in just a moment.

342
00:12:26,754 --> 00:12:27,998
Tonight a star will be born.

343
00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:30,128
- Cam? - Not now, Manny.
I'm birthing something.

344
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:31,814
Sometimes in the theater,

345
00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:34,581
the real drama happens
before the curtain rises.

346
00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:35,888
Observe.

347
00:12:37,727 --> 00:12:38,864
Luke Dunphy,

348
00:12:39,183 --> 00:12:40,849
how would you like
to play the starring role

349
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,242
in Cameron Tucker's
Andrew Lloyd Webber's

350
00:12:43,243 --> 00:12:44,826
"Phantom of the opera"?

351
00:12:44,892 --> 00:12:45,879
Nope.

352
00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:47,888
Luke Dunphy,
is it true you passed

353
00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:50,440
because of creative differences
with an overbearing director?

354
00:12:50,441 --> 00:12:51,925
Say nothing to that jackal!

355
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,079
Manny, what happened?

356
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,058
I tried my best.

357
00:12:54,059 --> 00:12:56,401
He started hyperventilating
just thinking about it.

358
00:12:56,402 --> 00:12:58,923
I guess some people just aren't
comfortable taking center stage.

359
00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:00,645
Okay. Well, maybe
we can pump Marcus

360
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,641
full of whatever they
gave those bike riders.

361
00:13:02,642 --> 00:13:05,122
He's too sick. But don't worry, Cam,
you'll think of something.

362
00:13:05,123 --> 00:13:07,271
It's always darkest
right before the...

363
00:13:07,272 --> 00:13:09,306
Reuben, could you keep
that thing still?

364
00:13:09,307 --> 00:13:10,870
Okay, well, I guess
we only have one option.

365
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,180
- I'll do it.
- Hmm?

366
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,218
I was gonna say
play the role myself,

367
00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:18,154
but, you know, I guess
it really should be about the kids.

368
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,869
Now if I had tripped
on your father's golf ball,

369
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:23,537
say... top of the stairs,

370
00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:25,586
probably would have... oh, no!

371
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:26,772
Taken out some pictures.

372
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,026
Look what you've done, Phil!

373
00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:29,029
Mom!

374
00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:31,086
It's okay. It's finally sleeping.

375
00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:33,367
Hey, we should take
a picture of all of us.

376
00:13:33,368 --> 00:13:36,158
Then once you get going,
you know, you just can't stop.

377
00:13:36,159 --> 00:13:38,147
You're taking
everything down with you.

378
00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:39,570
Oh!

379
00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:41,816
And then, to make it perfectly clear

380
00:13:41,817 --> 00:13:43,343
to your father what happened,

381
00:13:43,445 --> 00:13:44,496
I'll put the golf ball right here,

382
00:13:44,497 --> 00:13:46,102
because some people
can't see the danger

383
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,917
unless it's right
under their nose.

384
00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:51,105
Having kids is fun.

385
00:13:51,292 --> 00:13:52,691
And easy.

386
00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:55,014
Maybe this is what
I should do with my life.

387
00:13:55,949 --> 00:13:57,180
Oh.

388
00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:06,405
Oh, he's such a little angel.
I want one.

389
00:14:06,406 --> 00:14:09,299
Shh. Haley, little dude
needs his sleep.

390
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,903
I wanted to tell Haley
about the dangers

391
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,788
of starting a family too early,

392
00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:14,386
but what could I say

393
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,872
that couldn't be said better
by a screaming baby?

394
00:14:19,155 --> 00:14:20,192
Mom!

395
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,545
Oh, sorry.

396
00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:24,285
I don't know what's wrong
with me today.

397
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,255
- Mom!
- Still good.

398
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,239
- Sorry.
- Would you just get out of here?

399
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,143
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
Totally sorry.

400
00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:31,192
It's my...

401
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:32,652
Sorry.

402
00:14:34,113 --> 00:14:36,822
When he wakes up,
we should all go out for ice cream.

403
00:14:37,007 --> 00:14:38,940
I was thinking the same thing.

404
00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:43,050
What are you doing?

405
00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:44,805
Minding my own business.

406
00:14:44,899 --> 00:14:47,927
Wait. Ice cream
might ruin Lily's dinner.

407
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,078
So?

408
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,275
So I spent all afternoon cooking.

409
00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:52,772
I thought ice cream would be fun.

410
00:14:52,773 --> 00:14:55,251
All you've done today is have fun
while I did all the work.

411
00:14:55,252 --> 00:14:57,436
I'm just trying to make
the most of it with these kids.

412
00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:59,648
I don't have as much time
with them as you do.

413
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,473
What, by spoiling them?

414
00:15:02,219 --> 00:15:04,046
Who's that? Who's texting you?

415
00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:05,230
It's just about work.

416
00:15:05,231 --> 00:15:07,497
Typical. Even when you're here,
you're not here.

417
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,092
Why are you this upset
about ice cream?

418
00:15:10,093 --> 00:15:11,210
If that's what you think
this is about,

419
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,045
then you haven't heard
a word I've said!

420
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,571
I-I'm confused.
Why do we even have these kids?

421
00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:16,630
I don't know!

422
00:15:17,301 --> 00:15:18,288
I'm going home!

423
00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:19,308
Good!

424
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,968
Oh, fantastic.

425
00:15:27,065 --> 00:15:29,145
One stroke down on the final hole.

426
00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:32,387
It's such a big putt.
Such a big, big putt.

427
00:15:32,653 --> 00:15:35,089
I like big putts,
and I cannot lie.

428
00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:36,065
Money.

429
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:38,647
You know what'll be sad?
You doing all that practicing

430
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:40,688
to finally be able
to beat your old man,

431
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,110
and coming up just short.

432
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:43,442
I almost...

433
00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:44,995
can't watch.

434
00:15:45,451 --> 00:15:46,610
Yeah!

435
00:15:47,358 --> 00:15:48,649
You're up, ace.

436
00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:52,040
Ohh!

437
00:15:52,169 --> 00:15:54,142
I was the same way with my father.

438
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:55,706
It's always complicated.

439
00:15:55,811 --> 00:15:57,618
Not for mine.
My dad was just supportive.

440
00:15:57,619 --> 00:16:00,158
Never missed a tumbling meet
or a break-dance brawl.

441
00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:02,646
Heck, I'd set up the sound system
for our school assembly,

442
00:16:02,647 --> 00:16:04,415
he'd be the loudest
voice in the crowd.

443
00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:07,917
"Hey, everybody!
Check out my son's equipment!"

444
00:16:07,974 --> 00:16:09,282
- Aw.
- Yeah.

445
00:16:09,364 --> 00:16:10,757
Hey, seriously, good luck.

446
00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:12,298
You played good.
I'm proud of you.

447
00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:14,918
- Really?
- We should do this again sometime.

448
00:16:14,919 --> 00:16:17,095
Don't listen to him.
He's "Cat's in the cradling" you.

449
00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:19,965
- What? - He's playing on your
emotions so you lose your edge.

450
00:16:19,966 --> 00:16:21,607
I do it to my son all the time.

451
00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:22,537
Did he say "son"?

452
00:16:22,538 --> 00:16:24,518
Yes. He's a Navy S.E.A.L.

453
00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:26,408
Oh, I've said too much.

454
00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:27,585
What's "Cats in the cradle"?

455
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,044
You know, that song
about the dad who misses

456
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:30,779
all the important moments
in his kid's life?

457
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,040
Stay strong,

458
00:16:32,094 --> 00:16:33,872
just like Kyle did in Yemen.

459
00:16:34,999 --> 00:16:36,433
Oh, my God, I'm a sieve.

460
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:38,603
All right, Mitch. Showtime.

461
00:16:38,726 --> 00:16:40,074
Five. Six.

462
00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:42,098
A-five, six, seven, eight.

463
00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:45,139
- Ah ha ha!
- Yes!

464
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,737
A hundred bucks!

465
00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:47,948
Oh, we did it!

466
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:51,246
Now I can afford the shirt
that matches these pants.

467
00:16:51,835 --> 00:16:53,339
So... drinks in the clubhouse?

468
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:54,798
Can't. My kid's in a play.

469
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,781
Yeah, I'm meeting a client
for another round of golf.

470
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,221
Hey, if you see Luke,
will you give him a hug for me?

471
00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:00,601
Will do.
Hey, I was serious

472
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:01,839
about we should
play again sometime.

473
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,216
It's a crazy thing

474
00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:05,322
that if I'd been less of a hard head
when you were a kid,

475
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:06,916
we could have had 20 years
in this dumb game.

476
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,373
No, it was half my fault.

477
00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:10,636
I mean, I-I used to be
pretty sensitive.

478
00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:12,495
So y-you really weren't

479
00:17:12,496 --> 00:17:13,855
"Cat's in the cradling"
me back there?

480
00:17:13,856 --> 00:17:14,701
Of course not.

481
00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:16,924
How have I not heard of this song
you keep talking about?

482
00:17:16,925 --> 00:17:19,015
- You have. It's the worst.
- It's the schmaltziest.

483
00:17:19,016 --> 00:17:19,694
Unbearable.

484
00:17:19,695 --> 00:17:22,535
I'll play it on the way back.
I have it on my iPod phone.

485
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:41,310
I should have golfed
with you sooner, dad.

486
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,832
I never made the time.

487
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,268
Luke!

488
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:46,494
I need to call my son.

489
00:17:46,844 --> 00:17:48,636
What time is it in Damascus?

490
00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:51,785
Ugh. Why don't I just
draw them a map?

491
00:17:51,831 --> 00:17:52,821
Ready to play, Phil?

492
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,377
I can't, Carl!
My boy's sets are in a play!

493
00:17:57,664 --> 00:18:00,039
I get the feeling
that something wonderful

494
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,521
has happened to someone you know.

495
00:18:01,522 --> 00:18:02,920
Yes, it's Manny.

496
00:18:02,921 --> 00:18:05,319
He got the lead role
in the school play.

497
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,027
Yes, that's it.

498
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,263
Okay, I think you might have met
her halfway on that one.

499
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,084
Do you feel that?

500
00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:13,417
A presence has just
entered the room.

501
00:18:13,418 --> 00:18:14,706
Or the A.C. kicked in.

502
00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:16,490
Gloria, I have to say something.

503
00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:17,890
It's your abuela.

504
00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:19,717
Which one?

505
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,233
Is she smoking a pipe,
or is she smoking a cigar?

506
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,175
A cigar.

507
00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:25,563
- My mother's mother.
- Mm.

508
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,988
I miss her so much.

509
00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:28,763
She says she misses you, too.

510
00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:31,980
I wish that she was here
now to see Fulgencio Joe.

511
00:18:32,036 --> 00:18:33,520
She has seen him,

512
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:36,316
and she says he is beautiful.

513
00:18:36,317 --> 00:18:37,995
He is, isn't he?

514
00:18:38,056 --> 00:18:40,406
Ay. Tell her that I love her.

515
00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:41,792
She knows.

516
00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:45,336
- Thank you so much for that.
- Mm.

517
00:18:45,806 --> 00:18:47,255
You see now?

518
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:49,594
I think I do.

519
00:18:56,259 --> 00:18:57,088
Okay, Manny, quick question.

520
00:18:57,089 --> 00:18:58,683
Did you forget the notes I gave you

521
00:18:58,684 --> 00:18:59,942
or just choose to ignore them?

522
00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:00,861
Where are you going with that?

523
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:02,049
We need an extra one up front.

524
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,465
Mr. Namagachi decided to come.

525
00:19:03,466 --> 00:19:05,154
Oh, you mean the disgraced
teacher I replaced

526
00:19:05,155 --> 00:19:06,902
suddenly has an interest
in this production?

527
00:19:06,903 --> 00:19:08,289
He's parking his Peugeot right now.

528
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,731
Wow, the vultures
are officially circling.

529
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,755
Okay, Manny, it's no secret

530
00:19:12,756 --> 00:19:14,482
that you were not
my first choice for this,

531
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:15,559
or my second.

532
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,334
But it's not too late for you

533
00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:18,795
to make this your very own phantom.

534
00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:20,773
So I want you to watch
what Luke did,

535
00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:21,796
and copy that.

536
00:19:28,342 --> 00:19:31,557
Every note, every nuance...
I was transported,

537
00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:33,005
and I was furious.

538
00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:34,809
But my quarrel wasn't with Luke.

539
00:19:35,246 --> 00:19:36,399
It was with God.

540
00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:39,480
Save a seat for your sister.

541
00:19:41,142 --> 00:19:43,420
Excuse me.
I think that's my seat.

542
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,781
Dad! What are you doing here?

543
00:19:45,782 --> 00:19:46,416
Are you kiddin' me?

544
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,617
My grandson paints
the sets for a play,

545
00:19:48,618 --> 00:19:50,965
and I'm not gonna drive in
from Florida, hmm?

546
00:19:51,622 --> 00:19:52,928
Is this one taken?

547
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,415
- All yours.
- Frank.

548
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,539
- Hi.
- That sweatshirt...

549
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,074
I'm on the tennis team.

550
00:19:58,075 --> 00:19:59,673
We're the Valley Science Knights.

551
00:20:00,561 --> 00:20:02,072
The knights?

552
00:20:16,713 --> 00:20:18,310
- That's Luke.
- No.

553
00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:31,549
No, it wouldn't have been right.

554
00:20:31,726 --> 00:20:34,640
I'm sure you would've
gotten some of it right.

555
00:20:35,076 --> 00:20:36,239
Not what I meant.

556
00:20:43,755 --> 00:20:44,898
Hey, thanks for meeting me here.

557
00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:46,056
No reason we can't mix business

558
00:20:46,057 --> 00:20:47,822
with a little pleasure.
Am I right?

559
00:20:48,284 --> 00:20:49,886
I'm just excited to find someone
who enjoys this sport

560
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:51,538
- as much as I do.
- Well...

561
00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,204
I'm gonna be straight
with you, Carl.

562
00:20:53,205 --> 00:20:54,700
You got a ton of inventory to move,

563
00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:56,435
and you're in need
of a serious realtor.

564
00:20:56,436 --> 00:20:57,587
Hup hup!

565
00:20:58,729 --> 00:21:00,682
So how firm are you
on your commission?

566
00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:02,925
As I think you can see,
I'm quite flexible.

567
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:04,685
I'll be honest, Phil, I like you.

568
00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:06,298
I think I'm ready to move
forward with this.

569
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,841
Really?
Well, I'm thrilled.

570
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,670
Hey, you know,
we could make this official.

571
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,113
Nice form, son!

572
00:21:13,114 --> 00:21:15,364
I'm talking about that contract,
of course.

573
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,105
You still got it, dad.

574
00:21:17,398 --> 00:21:18,428
That's my dad.

575
00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:19,830
Hi.

576
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:29,021
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