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Clive Bixby...

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what a sexy surprise...

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- Quick question:
- Hmhmm?

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Did it hurt when
you fell from heaven?

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Because you... uh...

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I'm gonna come in again.

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We are watching baby Joe
on Valentine's day

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so my dad and Gloria can...

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- Make love.
- Ew. Don't.

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- Oh. - The point is, we are
celebrating a day early.

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So they can finally be intimate.

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You've... more than made that point.

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I'm just saying it's a long
wait after giving birth.

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- Six weeks.
- Ugh.

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I couldn't keep my hands off
this one for that long.

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I can only imagine what
Jay's going through.

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Voila.

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Square knot. Impressive.

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I can make any kind of knot.

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It's like I have
a sailor in my mouth.

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I should check on the kids.

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Haley took 'Em to a movie.
She's not even gonna answer.

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I know, but, sweetie, I have
a good reason to worry.

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Luke had that nasty
nosebleed this morning,

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and Alex, as usual, fainted.

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She's fine, and Dunphy men
get nosebleeds.

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I told you this when we got married.
It was in my vows.

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I'm still a little unclear as to
why you put them in your vows...

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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

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Just finish that drink, pretty lady.

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We got a big night ahead of us.

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Okay.

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First, we have a date with romance.

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- A threesome, if you will.
- Oh.

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From here, we move on to
an old-fashioned blimpnic.

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Now is that the one where the man
has to face out at the woman...

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It's a picnic on a blimp.

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- Hmm. - Champagne, cheese, and
this beautiful city beneath us.

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That actually sounds really romantic.

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After that, we swap our
earplugs for some earmuffs,

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and take a few moonlit turns
around the local ice rink.

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Oh.

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From there, it's a quick
trip back to the hotel,

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- where...
- I'm spinning.

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Well, I wouldn't start with that,

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but, uh, we... we can
work our way up to it.

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No. I'm feeling really weird.

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Catch that, Clive? Just
tell me what you want.

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Juliana?

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Claire?

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One of you needs to answer me.

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Blood pressure's still good.

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I think I can send you home.

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Great. So it was probably just
low blood sugar or something?

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See, honey? I told you it
was nothing to worry about.

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Well, it's not nothing.

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You did have a small heart episode.

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Dr. Coben, this may
have been my fault.

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I think I was being... too sexy.

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Yeah, I don't think that's an issue.

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You sure about that?

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Um, doctor, you're not saying that

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I had a heart attack
or something, right?

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Not at all. What you have
is a very minor arrhythmia,

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known as Wolff-Parkinson-White
syndrome.

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It's hereditary,
so you're off the hook.

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Oh, yeah. My mom has that.

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We'll treat it with medication

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and have you back
in a couple of days.

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In the meantime, just take it easy.

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Okay. Thank you!

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I guess we should tell your dad

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we can't watch the baby tomorrow.

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No. No.

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I don't want everyone
to know about this.

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They're just gonna get worried

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and... and make a bigger
deal of it than it is.

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Sweetheart, promise me?

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I promise. I know it's
not that big a deal.

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This is a huge deal...

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For which I'm partly responsible,

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in spite of what Claire's
lesbian doctor says.

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Hey, honey, I was just reading
about this Wolff-White thing.

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It's not that serious.
You're gonna be fine.

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I know.

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Who's ready to hit the ice?

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- What?
- Come on.

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Somebody promised me
a moonlit skate.

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But didn't the doctor say
you needed to take it easy?

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Oh, that's just one of those
things they have to say,

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like, "you can't drink
when you're pregnant."

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Come on. We're not gonna
seriously blow off Valentine's day,

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are we?

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No. I just thought why...
ice things down

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when we could heat things up?

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- Oh, I like where this is going.
- Right?

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- Yes.
- Yeah?

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Ye... no!

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Honey, I know what you're doing.

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You're treating me like a patient,

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- and you promised that you wouldn't.
- No.

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No, no, no, no, no. I
just had a better idea.

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What?

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Side-by-side couples massage.

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Oh.

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Just you, me, and a couple Cambodian
guys to work us over good.

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Specific.

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What is that?

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You think the kids are home?

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That sounds like more than our three.

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Oh.

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Oh, they think we're not home,
and they're having a party.

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- I'm killing them.
- No, no, no. No, no, no.

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"A": it's my turn to kill them.

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"B": you need to order up
those massages.

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Mm-hmm.

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It's under "best number one U.S.A.
Coca-Cola good time massage."

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What the hell is going on?

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Dad? What are you doing home?

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So this is how it is?

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- We're gone for a minute, and
you guys throw a party? - No!

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Just texted mom we're having
a good time at the movies.

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It works every t... aah!

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- So this is a regular thing?
- No!

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You know the drill.
Coolers our b... aah... ack!

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Enough! Turn off the music.

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Everybody who I did not create,

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get out of my house right now!

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I don't want to get upset.

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I've been through enough tonight.

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What happened?

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I'm not supposed to tell you.

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When you say it like that, we
make it worse in our heads.

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Fine. It's no big deal.

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Your mother had to go to the hospital.

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Oh, my God! What?

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That is so much worse than
it would be in our heads!

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She's fine. She just passed out a little.

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Something to do with her heart.

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- Like a heart attack?
- Mom had a heart attack?

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- Mom almost died of a heart attack?
- No!

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She had a little episode,
probably triggered by me.

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She just needs to rest.

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For once, let's not think
about ourselves.

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Phil, everything okay?

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Fine! I'm coming!

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Just act like everything's normal.

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Oh, and if, uh,
two Cambodian guys show up,

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send them to our bedroom.

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Kids had a few friends over.

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I handled it.

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So you're good at handling things.

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You like?

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Me love, but is this
appropriate massage wear?

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They were busy, which is
what we should be getting.

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Honey.

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Honey, are you sure this
is okay for your... aah!

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Mm-hmm!

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Mmm. Ooh! Salty.

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I still have a few moves.

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Mm, that's the chips, sweetie.

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Oh, sorry. Right.

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Mmm.

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Mom, we need to talk to you.

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Dad told us not to say anything,

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but we're really worried about you.

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- You told them?
- No!

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You had a heart attack?

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- Phil!
- That is not what I said.

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Kids, everything is fine.

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Call 9-1-1! Oh, God!

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Her heart exploded!

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- Oh, my God! I did it again!
- Phil, it's your nose!

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- Oh.
- Ugh. This is the one thing,

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the one thing I ask from you is
not to make a big deal of this,

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and you couldn't even do that.

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Honey, you need to stay calm.

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No, I don't, because I am fine.

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We are all fine.

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Oh, God. Haley, revive your sister.

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Not in the mood
for an apology, Phil.

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Good, 'cause you're not gettin' one.

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I'm allowed to worry about you.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah, when there's
something to worry about.

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But this was nothing. I
told you, my mom has this.

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Which I just found out about today.

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How has that not
come up in 20 years?

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I was... getting to it.

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Look, I know you feel like

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you have to be
the rock for this family

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and worry about everybody's
boy problems and nosebleeds

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and... who has enough Greens.

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They're supposed to cover half the plate.

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Claire, stop it.

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I'm saying you could
let us take care of you

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every once in a while.

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Like for example, when you
clutch your chest and collapse.

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This house isn't gonna
crumble in the dust

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if you let yourself be vulnerable.

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We don't know that.

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We could find out.

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It was kind of scary.

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Of course.

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- Until I knew what it was,
and then... - Don't ruin it.

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I just have one more question.

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Hmm?

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Did it hurt?

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Well, I blacked out before I...

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When you fell from heaven?

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Nailed it.

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You just take care of Claire.
We got Joe.

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Gloria?

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¿Sí, mi Amor?

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Wow. Happy Valentine's...

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Wait. Wait. Wait. Time-out.

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That was Phil.
They can't watch Joe today.

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Claire was in the emergency
room last night.

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- Is she okay?
- She's gonna be fine,

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- but, you know, she had a
little bit... - Okay, good.

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I love how you look in this suit.

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Let's see how it looks
on the floor, okay?

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Okay, but I gotta be in
a meeting in one hour.

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Ay, that's so cute that after six weeks,

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you think you're going to need an hour!

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Happy Valentine's day!

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It's the one time of the year

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when the world tries to be as
romantic as I am all the time.

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- Good luck, world.
- Get out.

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Anyway, since you're almost
done dressing Jay...

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- Mm-hmm.
- How about we head to school early?

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I'll check my hair
and meet you in the car.

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Gloria, I'll be back
in two hours, tops.

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We decide who does
what when you come back.

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I got a ticket running a red light...

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So let's make this worth it.
Put the kid down.

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I can't.
He's being a real pritchett.

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We need to come up with a
different term for that.

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Watch.

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Watch.

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Okay, I used to have a TV
got reception like that.

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Let me try.
Hey, Joe Joe. Hey buddy.

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- Guy to guy, you're blocking me
a little bit. You know that. - Ohh!

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Yes, you do. Yes, you do, Joe.

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Hey, how about a half-hour?
What do you say, pal? Huh?

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Can you do it?

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Attaboy!

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I've never been
more attracted to you.

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Prove it.

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- Are you kissing?
- That's a bit of a mood killer.

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My daddies kiss a lot.

252
00:09:15,976 --> 00:09:17,342
And flatlined.

253
00:09:17,477 --> 00:09:20,276
Mitch and cam are having
a party for Valentine's.

254
00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:23,748
Claire was supposed to take
care of her, but now she can't.

255
00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:27,187
Lily, we're so happy
to have you here.

256
00:09:27,537 --> 00:09:29,262
I have a big surprise for you!

257
00:09:29,575 --> 00:09:32,392
Look! A brand-new, shiny TV remote!

258
00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:33,569
Looks complicated.

259
00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:36,398
Just keep hitting all those buttons
until something good happens.

260
00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,052
That's my plan, anyway.

261
00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:38,828
Woof!

262
00:09:40,854 --> 00:09:42,485
Where were all these distractions

263
00:09:42,486 --> 00:09:44,072
the night that Joe was conceived?

264
00:09:44,245 --> 00:09:46,400
I'm kidding. He's a blessing.

265
00:09:48,823 --> 00:09:49,735
Can I help you?

266
00:09:49,736 --> 00:09:51,816
Yeah, I'm Harlan. I'm here
to do your baby proofing.

267
00:09:52,184 --> 00:09:55,315
Jay, I've been waiting for
this appointment for weeks.

268
00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:56,702
I've waited longer for mine.

269
00:09:56,703 --> 00:09:59,305
The human race has survived
for a thousand years

270
00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:01,974
without these foam bumpers
and... and gates everywhere.

271
00:10:02,088 --> 00:10:03,665
Hell, I used to drive
to the supermarket

272
00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:05,446
with Mitchell and Claire
on the hood of the car.

273
00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:07,778
When did everybody
get so overprotective?

274
00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:10,355
Maybe when kids
started flying off cars.

275
00:10:10,356 --> 00:10:11,259
How long?

276
00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:13,138
Normally I have help, but Dale, uh...

277
00:10:13,139 --> 00:10:14,546
You met Dale at the shop. He's a tall guy.

278
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,681
- He's my sister's kid...
- Hey, listen,

279
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,896
you and I are gonna bang
this out in about an hour.

280
00:10:20,591 --> 00:10:21,880
Where do you want it?

281
00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:26,579
I know a lot of people think
that I'm attracted to Jay

282
00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:29,183
because of his money,
but they're wrong.

283
00:10:29,438 --> 00:10:31,794
I'm attracted to him
because he's sexy,

284
00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:34,669
and he's never been
sexier than today.

285
00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:36,139
The suit...

286
00:10:36,524 --> 00:10:38,453
The carrying of the boxes...

287
00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:40,002
No, no. You listen to me.

288
00:10:40,293 --> 00:10:42,334
You've had my wife's car four days.

289
00:10:42,335 --> 00:10:43,961
Figure out what that
screeching noise is,

290
00:10:43,962 --> 00:10:46,037
or you'll be making one yourself.

291
00:10:47,812 --> 00:10:49,547
The yelling on the phone...

292
00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:50,460
Give me that.

293
00:10:55,127 --> 00:10:56,321
And the drilling.

294
00:10:57,205 --> 00:10:58,840
So much drilling.

295
00:10:58,932 --> 00:11:00,633
Time to go, Harlan.

296
00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:02,423
Okay. You want me to walk
you through any of the...

297
00:11:02,424 --> 00:11:04,200
- No, we'll take it from here.
- Okay. Uh, listen.

298
00:11:04,201 --> 00:11:05,812
Give me a call if you have
any trouble with the gates,

299
00:11:05,813 --> 00:11:07,561
- because they're a little
tricky, you know? - Yeah.

300
00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:08,995
You gotta be gentle with it.

301
00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:11,305
Ten seconds, or I start without you.

302
00:11:11,306 --> 00:11:12,922
Ready or not, here I...

303
00:11:13,356 --> 00:11:14,715
Can you...
Come on!

304
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,919
Okay, you have to lift it.

305
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,155
It's not a lift. It's a squeeze.

306
00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:18,664
Okay, then squeeze it!

307
00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:20,588
I'm squeezing it!
It's impossible!

308
00:11:20,589 --> 00:11:22,026
Jay, please.

309
00:11:23,706 --> 00:11:25,123
Best day ever!

310
00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:27,037
I just got invited
to a Valentine's party

311
00:11:27,038 --> 00:11:28,402
by a secret admirer!

312
00:11:28,403 --> 00:11:30,571
- You should go.
- Sounds great! Go!

313
00:11:30,572 --> 00:11:32,239
I obviously need
to get dressed first.

314
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,912
Can you keep it under a half-hour?

315
00:11:33,913 --> 00:11:34,824
You're funny.

316
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:37,894
Manny, come on.

317
00:11:37,895 --> 00:11:39,110
Let's go!

318
00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:39,920
- Relax.
- Come on!

319
00:11:39,921 --> 00:11:41,835
You don't have to drive me.
It's just down the street.

320
00:11:41,836 --> 00:11:44,379
Oh, I thought I... had to drive you.

321
00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:48,046
What's with the hat?

322
00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:49,357
My secret admirer requested

323
00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:51,135
I wear a hat with a feather in it.

324
00:11:51,136 --> 00:11:52,291
I'm like, "which one?"

325
00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,237
Really?

326
00:11:53,831 --> 00:11:56,270
This secret admirer have
any other requests?

327
00:11:56,271 --> 00:11:57,038
Uh, yes.

328
00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,819
She asked me to bring some
poetry to recite at the party.

329
00:12:01,081 --> 00:12:03,843
These, uh, kids at the party...

330
00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:07,276
They wouldn't be the popular
ones by any chance?

331
00:12:07,277 --> 00:12:09,255
The most popular. Why?

332
00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:12,292
No reason. Just... have fun.

333
00:12:12,443 --> 00:12:13,360
I will.

334
00:12:22,963 --> 00:12:24,680
No, Jay.

335
00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:26,760
It's squeeze.

336
00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:37,473
What? I have cigar breath?

337
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:38,455
It's not you.

338
00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:40,941
Ay. Did you already...

339
00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:41,898
What?

340
00:12:42,531 --> 00:12:43,400
No!

341
00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:45,982
No. I'm worried about Manny.

342
00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:47,366
I think he's being set up for

343
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,587
some kind of humiliation
at that party.

344
00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:52,364
Oh. That's so sweet of you to worry.

345
00:12:52,365 --> 00:12:55,228
Just when you thought that
you couldn't get any sexier.

346
00:12:55,229 --> 00:12:57,093
- Yeah, he's fine, right?
- Yeah, he's fine.

347
00:12:58,962 --> 00:12:59,917
Come here...

348
00:13:00,673 --> 00:13:02,630
Oh, I think I gotta check on him.

349
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,546
There was something about
some kind of secret admirer

350
00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:07,934
- getting him to...
- Bring his poems?

351
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,554
Yeah, he told me when
I was lint-rolling his jacket.

352
00:13:11,769 --> 00:13:13,321
And you're not worried it's a prank?

353
00:13:13,451 --> 00:13:14,846
Of course I worry.

354
00:13:14,847 --> 00:13:17,117
I worry about him all the time.

355
00:13:17,552 --> 00:13:20,763
But like you said, we can't
protect them from everything.

356
00:13:20,764 --> 00:13:23,697
So I'm just trying to,
like, let go a little bit.

357
00:13:24,294 --> 00:13:25,827
Let him ride on top of the car?

358
00:13:25,828 --> 00:13:27,442
No, that's just crazy.

359
00:13:28,354 --> 00:13:30,207
That's the hardest part, isn't it?

360
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,341
When you realize you can't stop
the world from hurting them.

361
00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:37,498
Now you're making me want to cry.

362
00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:40,007
This is not what
this day is all about.

363
00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:41,028
You're right.

364
00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:42,224
Okay.

365
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:43,881
I'll go and get us some champagne.

366
00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:44,896
Good idea.

367
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:51,783
Manny?

368
00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:53,691
No, nothing.

369
00:13:53,987 --> 00:13:56,322
Just wanted to know
if everything is okay.

370
00:13:56,785 --> 00:13:59,623
Hi, honey. Sorry to bother you.
I know you're resting.

371
00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:01,744
I heard you had
a little scare last night.

372
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:05,058
Hey, uh, when are you
going back to the doctor?

373
00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:06,926
'Cause if you want,
I can go with you.

374
00:14:19,301 --> 00:14:21,011
This year for Valentine's day,

375
00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:22,998
we decided to throw
a lonely hearts party

376
00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:24,559
for all of our single friends.

377
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,787
Sometimes when we're around them,

378
00:14:25,788 --> 00:14:28,402
we feel a little guilty for
having found each other,

379
00:14:28,403 --> 00:14:31,618
like we're waving
our love in their faces.

380
00:14:32,101 --> 00:14:33,971
There's gotta be a better
way of saying that.

381
00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:36,318
Anyway, it was supposed
to be an elegant affair.

382
00:14:37,052 --> 00:14:37,969
Ogle me.

383
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,772
Showtime. Put the cat away.

384
00:14:40,773 --> 00:14:41,503
Okay. Yeah. Great.

385
00:14:41,504 --> 00:14:43,838
- Oh, and, Mitchell, please... hey.
- Yeah?

386
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,063
Please try to have fun tonight.

387
00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:45,886
I always have fun.

388
00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:48,086
No, I know you're great
at stay-at-home fun

389
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,075
and sit-on-the-couch fun,

390
00:14:49,076 --> 00:14:50,880
but this is party fun,
and sometimes you...

391
00:14:50,881 --> 00:14:52,280
Okay, this is not fun.

392
00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:53,321
Get the door.

393
00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:56,659
I will show you some fun.

394
00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:02,648
Things got a little hazy after that.

395
00:15:09,885 --> 00:15:10,802
Hello?

396
00:15:11,463 --> 00:15:13,121
Yeah, hi... hi, dad.

397
00:15:13,883 --> 00:15:16,292
No, no. I'm up. I am up.

398
00:15:16,396 --> 00:15:18,138
Yeah, bring her by at any time.

399
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:19,851
Okay. Good night.

400
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:21,623
Oh, Cam.

401
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:24,201
Oh, God, that was some party last night.

402
00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:27,103
Yeah. Well, I'm just glad
you made it home safely.

403
00:15:27,104 --> 00:15:28,407
Wha... made... made it ho... I don't...

404
00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:30,170
I don't even remember
leaving the party.

405
00:15:30,171 --> 00:15:32,417
Oh, I-I think I got a little tipsy.

406
00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:33,334
Tipsy?

407
00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:35,091
You were like all of the "Mad men."

408
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:36,099
Oh, no, no, no.

409
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,430
Don't make it out like I did a
lot of crazy, out of control...

410
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,746
- I was hoping I dreamt that.
- Mm.

411
00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:44,847
Come on. Like... like you've
never had a few cocktails

412
00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:46,760
and died a cat pink
with cherry kool-aid.

413
00:15:46,761 --> 00:15:49,467
Okay. Well, is there anything
else you need to tell me about?

414
00:15:49,468 --> 00:15:50,989
Not that I remember.

415
00:15:52,538 --> 00:15:54,067
I'm remembering this.

416
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:55,218
Oh, my gosh, Mitchell,

417
00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:56,748
are these Burt and Dottie Winchell's

418
00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:59,006
Christmas decorations?
How could you?

419
00:15:59,007 --> 00:16:00,696
They never take them down, okay?

420
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,770
I was doing the whole
neighborhood a favor.

421
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:04,239
Oh, God.

422
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,193
Cam, I... you know, I think...
I-I think there are pictures.

423
00:16:07,194 --> 00:16:10,290
I remember Pepper
and Longinus were... okay.

424
00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:12,909
Mm. Oh, my gosh.
Those poor reindeer.

425
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:15,086
Oh, it seems like Prancer
is the belle of the ball...

426
00:16:15,087 --> 00:16:16,409
no surprise there.

427
00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:18,191
Oh. You must be ViXen.

428
00:16:18,192 --> 00:16:19,969
Okay. Okay. Not funny, Mitchell.

429
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:22,584
Look at this place.
What were you thinking?

430
00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:25,391
Okay. Cam, I... yes, I went
a little nuts, all right?

431
00:16:25,392 --> 00:16:26,186
I-I'm sorry.

432
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,936
But I didn't do anything
that can't be undone.

433
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,098
Hey, roomies.

434
00:16:31,263 --> 00:16:33,896
Hey, thank you so much for
letting me move in here.

435
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,905
Yes. Could you
excuse us for just a...

436
00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,036
a moment, Dylan?

437
00:16:40,037 --> 00:16:41,632
Yeah. Take as much time as you need.

438
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,102
It's your house.
I just live here now.

439
00:16:44,913 --> 00:16:47,131
Cam, did... did I tell him
that he could live with us?

440
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,686
- Obviously.
- Oh, my God.

441
00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:49,804
Was he even at our party?

442
00:16:49,805 --> 00:16:52,232
Yes. He's been driving a
limousine for some company,

443
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,554
and J'Marcus hired him for the night,

444
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,478
and now he lives here. Are
you all caught up there?

445
00:16:55,479 --> 00:16:56,974
I-I don't remember any of this.

446
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:57,908
Well, let's create a new memory...

447
00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:01,209
- one where you tell him
he can't live here. - Oh.

448
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:03,136
Can I say one short thing?

449
00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:05,402
I came to this house a broken man

450
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:08,254
after my mom threw me out
for her new boyfriend.

451
00:17:08,255 --> 00:17:08,910
And then I found out

452
00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:10,839
I was getting let go
from the limo company

453
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,889
the same night Haley goes
to a party without me.

454
00:17:14,022 --> 00:17:17,355
So I had nothing and no one.

455
00:17:17,715 --> 00:17:18,720
And then you...

456
00:17:19,844 --> 00:17:20,792
Okay. Come on. Tell him.

457
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,369
Let him finish.

458
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:23,351
I'm sorry.

459
00:17:23,629 --> 00:17:26,962
I mean, gay dudes have
always been nice to me...

460
00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:28,800
I mean, super nice.

461
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:30,883
But nothing like this.

462
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,825
I guess what I'm trying to say is...

463
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:34,510
Oh, my God. He's gonna sing.

464
00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:42,965
â™ Came up for air in
the room of your daughter â™

465
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:51,750
â™ in my ex-girlfriend's uncles' house â™

466
00:17:52,111 --> 00:17:56,197
â™ with the tiny pink pink panther â™

467
00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:59,778
Dylan, Dylan. I'm... I'm sorry.

468
00:17:59,785 --> 00:18:01,887
Oh, gosh, I... this is...

469
00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:02,961
This is really hard for me to say,

470
00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:05,937
but we... we just cannot...

471
00:18:06,909 --> 00:18:09,749
Not wash our cat.

472
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,001
I'm sorry.

473
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:15,643
And yet when I did that
drunk, not a scratch.

474
00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:18,758
Oh, my gosh, this place is
cleaner than when we moved in.

475
00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:20,209
Best houseguest ever.

476
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:22,243
No, we are not keeping him.

477
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:24,188
Do you think he took the
Christmas decorations

478
00:18:24,189 --> 00:18:25,185
back to the Wwinchell's?

479
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,037
Oh, well, I think he thinks he did.

480
00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:28,169
What? Okay, yeah.

481
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,090
Dylan! Dylan!

482
00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:30,351
Dylan! No, no, no!

483
00:18:30,352 --> 00:18:32,102
Oh, hey, guys. I'm up here.

484
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:33,884
Yeah, hi. Listen, Dylan,

485
00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:35,969
those decorations were on the yard...

486
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,402
Of that house.

487
00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:39,834
Oh. No good deed, huh?

488
00:18:39,835 --> 00:18:40,819
Yeah, well...

489
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:44,808
Hey! I can see our house from here.

490
00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:48,160
- Oh, jeez. Are you kidding me?
- Dylan! Dylan!

491
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,598
- This day...
- Aah!

492
00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:52,129
One night. Just till his bone sets.

493
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,578
Yeah, but there's always gonna
be a reason not to tell him,

494
00:18:54,579 --> 00:18:55,280
isn't there?

495
00:18:55,281 --> 00:18:56,292
Okay. What if we, um...

496
00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:57,978
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

497
00:18:57,979 --> 00:19:00,593
No "we." You made your bed.
You lie in it.

498
00:19:00,911 --> 00:19:02,336
Don't lie there. I just made it.

499
00:19:02,337 --> 00:19:03,194
Sorry.

500
00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:05,171
Not looking. Not looking.

501
00:19:05,172 --> 00:19:06,303
It's okay, Dylan.

502
00:19:06,304 --> 00:19:07,504
I made you guys some soups.

503
00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:09,247
Oh, Dylan, you didn't have to do that.

504
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,285
Well, Cam didn't have to
offer to let me stay here,

505
00:19:11,286 --> 00:19:12,243
but he did.

506
00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:14,252
So here are soups.

507
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,704
Cam offered?

508
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,090
Well, I know he was
speaking for both of you.

509
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:21,118
You weren't home yet.
Is that a problem?

510
00:19:21,239 --> 00:19:22,432
Not for me.

511
00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:25,786
Oh. Dylan, can you
give us just a moment?

512
00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:28,345
Not looking. Not looking.

513
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,170
I'll get it!

514
00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:32,473
So I guess in a way,

515
00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:33,857
we're both responsible.

516
00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:36,665
Yeah, but in the real
way, you're responsible.

517
00:19:38,084 --> 00:19:39,178
Take care of that.

518
00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:40,419
Come on.

519
00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:41,640
Let's do it.

520
00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:43,373
Oh, my God. I hate myself right now.

521
00:19:43,374 --> 00:19:44,172
What kind of monster

522
00:19:44,173 --> 00:19:46,478
throws an injured innocent
onto the street?

523
00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:48,427
You can't live here. Get out!

524
00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:49,857
Lily. Lily.

525
00:19:49,858 --> 00:19:51,570
It's weird. You're a big boy.

526
00:19:51,571 --> 00:19:53,131
- I'm sorry, Dylan.
- She doesn't mean that.

527
00:19:53,132 --> 00:19:55,716
No. She's right. Everyone says it.

528
00:19:55,717 --> 00:19:58,130
I need to stop running from conflict.

529
00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:00,197
It's time to be a big
boy and patch things up

530
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,801
and move back in with my mom.

531
00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:04,393
I'll get my things.

532
00:20:04,394 --> 00:20:06,869
- Okay. Sorry.
- Sorry, yeah.

533
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,289
I guess I got off easy.

534
00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:13,072
She is blunt but effective.

535
00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:15,031
Maybe we should have her
talk to the gardener.

536
00:20:15,304 --> 00:20:16,947
Hey, C-Cam, um...

537
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,903
Do you really think
that I'm not any fun?

538
00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:20,991
What? Last night, you said that I...

539
00:20:20,992 --> 00:20:22,815
This isn't a hotel!

540
00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:24,527
Yeah, you made your point, honey!

541
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,660
He's got it.

542
00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:28,471
No, it... I only drank
like that last night

543
00:20:28,472 --> 00:20:31,283
because I...
I was trying to be more fun.

544
00:20:31,284 --> 00:20:34,107
Oh. No, I didn't mean it like that.

545
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:35,422
I'm sorry.

546
00:20:35,423 --> 00:20:37,411
You know I have party anxiety.
I was nervous.

547
00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:38,931
No, but you're not entirely wrong.

548
00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:42,804
I mean, I-I could be a little...
less uptight

549
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,323
and loosen up a little bit.

550
00:20:44,324 --> 00:20:46,352
Yeah. Maybe we could, you know,

551
00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:48,353
aim for middle-ground fun.

552
00:20:48,777 --> 00:20:50,920
You know, if... if
you're up for a do-over,

553
00:20:50,921 --> 00:20:52,423
I recently heard of an idea

554
00:20:52,424 --> 00:20:53,851
that could put us in the low end

555
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,711
of upper middle-ground fun.

556
00:20:56,712 --> 00:20:57,605
Okay.

557
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,166
Do you believe
in love at first sight,

558
00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:04,238
or should I walk in again?

559
00:21:10,298 --> 00:21:13,547
- Jay?
- Coming, honey! Oh, God.

560
00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:16,127
There you are, Jay. I thought
you'd never wake up.

561
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:17,789
Turns out my night
with my secret admirer

562
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:19,217
couldn't have gone better.

563
00:21:19,218 --> 00:21:21,783
We danced all night.
And the best part was,

564
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:22,733
- her eyes were just...
- Manny. Manny, Manny...

565
00:21:22,734 --> 00:21:23,908
dying to hear it.

566
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,833
Wait ten seconds and come
in and tell both of us.

567
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,676
Jay, you took so long.

568
00:21:28,677 --> 00:21:29,862
I'm not done with you.

569
00:21:29,863 --> 00:21:31,484
I'm not done with you, either.

570
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,491
Best Valentine's party ever.

571
00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:36,665
So there's this girl...

572
00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:38,283
I should start from the beginning.

573
00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:40,993
So first a little history...

574
00:21:40,994 --> 00:21:45,551
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