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Honey, we're gonna be fine.
Enjoy your reunion.

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Oh, it'd be a lot more fun
if you were there.

3
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I really am sorry about that.

4
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- I just can't miss the chance
to bowl on Jay's team. - Mnh.

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That's why I ordered
these glide rights.

6
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If you break 'em in properly,
they're supposed to give you

7
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a completely frictionless—

8
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If I'm being honest, the reunion
might be a little more fun

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if Phil isn't there.

10
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Otherwise, I spend the whole
weekend telling him who's who

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and explaining inside jokes.

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And if all that explaining
is going out,

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the alcohol is not going in.

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Hey, mom. Before you go,
you have to sign this for school. Mm.

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You don't have to read it.
It's all boilerplate.

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Honey, I am running really late.
Ask your dad.

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Right here, buddy.

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S—uhh!

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I have to get the letter signed

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because I failed my assignment
on the revolutionary war.

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I recreated the Battle of Bunker Hill

22
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using one of my old
science projects.

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Seemed pretty revolutionary to me.

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The brave patriots made
their way up the hillside,

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prepared for whatever the devious
red coats might inflict next.

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Now you work?

27
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- So, dad—
- One second, buddy.

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The salesman said when
you're breaking these shoes in,

29
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it's easier to move side to side.

30
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Son of a gun.

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He was right.

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What do we got here?
Uhh!

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Sync by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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I've waited a year for this day—

35
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the annual trade association
scratch bowling tournament.

36
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Last year, we lost
to our biggest rival.

37
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Frazier had Ali.

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Pritchett's closets has closets,
closets, closets, closets.

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It's a stupid name,
but those cats can bowl.

40
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Ay, I knew the pancakes
would bring you down.

41
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Just coffee for me today.

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Black, like I feel on the inside.

43
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Ay, Manny.
Please, it was only one bad audition.

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No, three bad auditions—

45
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fall assembly, "Phantom,"
and now the spring sing.

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I'm a disaster.

47
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You're always so dramatic.

48
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Dramatic, mother?

49
00:02:01,876 --> 00:02:04,771
I am sure that Cam is gonna call you
today and give you the solo.

50
00:02:04,772 --> 00:02:06,775
You're always so hard on yourself.

51
00:02:06,776 --> 00:02:10,344
Remember that you said that
you didn't have a face for hats?

52
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- And?
- I look great in every hat.

53
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I can't hear you.

54
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I look great in every hat.

55
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Well, enjoy that while it lasts.

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I had a pretty good hat run,

57
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but then I saw a photo of myself
from the dude ranch.

58
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I looked like Reba
at the Grammys.

59
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I see that you found the fur.

60
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Yes. Uh, you wouldn't happen
to have a feather boa, would you?

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Are you wearing that
to your Oscar party?

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No, Manny. We're not cliches.

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Cam's decorating the party

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with photos of Lily dressed
as different starlets from the—

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w-we—we're cliches.

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Hey, Gloria,

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look what I found in my bowling bag.

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Second place prize
in last year's tournament—

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A spa day.

70
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Oh, but it expires today.

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Oh. Sorry.

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I just wish that I could use this.

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But today's the nanny's day off,

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and I have a million things to do.

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I have to buy diapers,
I have to go pick up the stroller,

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I have to go to the doctor.

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I hate wasting this, but...

78
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I just don't have any time today.

79
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Yes, I would have loved
to go to the spa,

80
00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:09,636
but having a baby
has changed completely

81
00:03:09,637 --> 00:03:11,941
the way that
Jay's family look at me.

82
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I am not anymore just Gloria
that has her hair done,

83
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Gloria that goes to the gym.

84
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Now I am Gloria the new mother—

85
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the "I don't know
how she does it" lady.

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If the feather boa is not here,
it's at my cousin's.

87
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I will go get it after the doctor,
after the pharmacy,

88
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before the baby store, okay?

89
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Honestly, Gloria,
I don't know how you do it.

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Ah, found it!

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- Help me.
- Careful.

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- G—ooh! Oh, Gloria! Are you all right?
- Ay! Aah!

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Ay, I told you to help me!

94
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- I am so sorry!
- I twisted my ankle.

95
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Okay. Sit down right here.

96
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I don't have time for this.

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No, you— you can't walk around
on that all day.

98
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No, I'm good. I'm good.

99
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No. I will use...

100
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the baby carrier as a...
as a cane. Okay?

101
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O-okay.

102
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Now hold that. Hold that.
Good, good, good.

103
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Now smolder. Smolder.

104
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Perfect. Perfect.

105
00:04:06,161 --> 00:04:07,056
Let me guess—

106
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you couldn't remember
if I said "boa" or "baby,"

107
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so you brought both.

108
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Gloria hurt herself,

109
00:04:12,723 --> 00:04:16,020
and it was kinda my fault,
so I offered to watch Joe.

110
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Can I take a break?
I wanna be alone.

111
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Okay, where was that attitude
when we were doing Greta Garbo?

112
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Okay, fine. Take five.

113
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Hi, baby Joe.

114
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Why don't you just sit a spell?

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We're just makin' pictures.

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- Why are you being all Missouri?
- I don't know.

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I guess I'm excited to go back
to the farm. Is it that obvious?

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- You said "dagburn" at breakfast.
- Have you booked our tickets yet?

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You know, I-I'm sure
if I can get off work.

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Yeah, but you have
to get the tickets

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before all the good seats are taken.

122
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You mean the ones that
aren't on a plane to Missouri?

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Okay, sweetie, break's over.

124
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It hasn't been five minutes.

125
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Yes, but it has been
five animal crackers.

126
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Which is five too many
to eat on a shoot day. So...

127
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No more! I quit!

128
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Oh, my gosh.
What has gotten into her?

129
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We've been doing
this for six hours,

130
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and now all of the sudden,
she doesn't love it?

131
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You know, I have a theory.

132
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Okay.

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Well, we're only halfway through

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all the pictures that I wanted to do.

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Lightbulb.
Hello, baby Joe!

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Well, you may as well be

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00:05:07,287 --> 00:05:09,756
a dead hobo in the woods
of a small town

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after a rainstorm, because
you have just been discovered.

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I'm looking less and less forward

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to this trip to Missouri.

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Hey, handsome.

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Uh, can you sign this?
You don't need to read it.

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Never do!

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Right there.

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Oh. Quick—
Nature's sure-fire sunburn remedy?

146
00:05:28,543 --> 00:05:29,936
Aloe?

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Hey, Jay. Super excited
about our big match.

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I dreamt about it last night.
Guess what? We won!

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Phil, I like you
too much to sugarcoat

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what I'm about to say—
You're off the team.

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Good one. Loosen me up with
some pre-match humor. I like it.

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Nah, I found somebody better—
Rudy Sorrenson.

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He's in, you're out.

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Hilarious!

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Stickin' with the bit.

156
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I love that this is
our relationship now.

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This match is too important,
and you're a wild card.

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I'm sorry.

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Jay...

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I'm not sure I like
where this is headed.

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00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,186
Phil, this is nothing personal.
It's bowling.

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00:06:03,187 --> 00:06:04,464
No, no, no. I get it.

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00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:08,148
Listen, um... I should get goin'.

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My allergies are starting to cry.

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Hey, Gloria. I was just
about to leave. What's up?

166
00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:20,574
Manny just texted me.
Did he tell you the news?

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Yes. Wonderful.
We'll celebrate later.

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00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,939
No. He didn't get the solo.

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I think he's very upset.

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- Aah!
- My glove.

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00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:29,541
Where are you?

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At the doctor.
He's checking my ankle.

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Jay, I think you should
try to cheer him up.

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Why don't you take him shopping?

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Gloria, my match is at 5:00.
I have a ritual.

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I walk the lanes.
I play two or three warm-up games.

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He's fine.
I'll let you talk to him.

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Darkness, please.

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Aw, shoot.
He's out in the pool.

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What do I have to do
to make you go away? Sing?

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00:06:52,108 --> 00:06:53,651
Uh, I'll have him call you back.

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My life is a music-less,
gray hellscape.

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Wow. Well, this doesn't look

184
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like anything shopping
can help you with.

185
00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,523
It's worth a shot.

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Sorry I was so indecisive back there.
I'm out of it today.

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00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:15,523
Well, you got what you want,

188
00:07:15,524 --> 00:07:16,602
and that's what today is all about.

189
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Turn that frown upside-down.

190
00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:20,806
Now you're gonna take
this 15 local to get home.

191
00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,414
Keep both your hands
tight on that bag

192
00:07:22,415 --> 00:07:24,203
because it goes through
a few sketchy blocks.

193
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You're not driving me?

194
00:07:25,418 --> 00:07:27,120
Well, you kinda used up
your drive time

195
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deciding between
those identical belts.

196
00:07:29,305 --> 00:07:32,101
Okay. It's just hard.
You know, Jay?

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00:07:32,102 --> 00:07:33,857
I mean, I've never been a quitter.

198
00:07:33,858 --> 00:07:36,138
Well, new chapter for you.
You got any change?

199
00:07:36,252 --> 00:07:38,945
I mean, I always imagined
I'd be a performer for life.

200
00:07:38,946 --> 00:07:40,665
I guess some dreams
you just have to give up on.

201
00:07:40,666 --> 00:07:41,566
Know when to fold 'em.

202
00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:43,960
Here's a $50.
Someone will have change.

203
00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:46,418
I can't sing, period.

204
00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,785
What am I thinking?

205
00:07:49,871 --> 00:07:52,711
The 11 goes right by the house,
and there she is.

206
00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:54,570
Now text your mom
when you get home.

207
00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,889
Good luck with your bowling!

208
00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,094
Thanks, kid!

209
00:08:05,168 --> 00:08:06,942
Yes. Yes!

210
00:08:07,056 --> 00:08:08,900
We've had my dad's baby
for 45 minutes,

211
00:08:08,901 --> 00:08:09,870
and he's already in a dress.

212
00:08:09,871 --> 00:08:12,697
Okay, Lily, I think we're ready
for our most important setup—

213
00:08:12,874 --> 00:08:14,666
- miss Shirley Temple.
- Here.

214
00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:17,274
Oh, wow. You're an even better
assistant than you are a model.

215
00:08:17,275 --> 00:08:18,332
I don't care.

216
00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,487
Okay, well, that came
through in her modeling.

217
00:08:20,488 --> 00:08:21,515
Our daughter.

218
00:08:21,516 --> 00:08:23,549
Okay, I know,
but it just hurts, Mitchell.

219
00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:26,374
It's the first one of our things
that she's outgrown.

220
00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,278
Well, you know, but isn't it great
that we've raised her

221
00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:30,333
to have opinions and
interests of her own?

222
00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:32,812
But this early?
She's still so daggum young.

223
00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,087
Okay, is that
another Southern thing,

224
00:08:34,088 --> 00:08:36,200
or are you just trying to remember
her vietnamese name?

225
00:08:36,212 --> 00:08:38,076
Oh, my gosh.
This thing is stuck.

226
00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,631
What? How—how could it be?

227
00:08:39,632 --> 00:08:41,031
- It is stuck.
- Oh!

228
00:08:41,032 --> 00:08:42,423
I glued it.

229
00:08:42,872 --> 00:08:45,113
W-w-why—why would you do that?

230
00:08:45,114 --> 00:08:47,678
Because the Jane Crawford wig
kept falling off him.

231
00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:50,116
- It's Joan Crawford.
- 'Cause that's what's important here.

232
00:08:50,117 --> 00:08:52,742
Okay. It's—it's glued
to his actual hair.

233
00:08:52,984 --> 00:08:54,320
Okay, Lily,

234
00:08:54,946 --> 00:08:57,395
this is bad.
This is very, very bad.

235
00:08:57,396 --> 00:08:59,437
Sorry. I was trying to help.

236
00:08:59,579 --> 00:09:01,141
Okay. Well, I should've seen this coming.

237
00:09:01,142 --> 00:09:02,544
I replaced her
with somebody younger,

238
00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:05,225
and she sabotaged Joe's shoot
out of sheer jealousy.

239
00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:07,613
Maybe she does have
what it takes to be a model.

240
00:09:08,194 --> 00:09:09,393
Can you...

241
00:09:15,026 --> 00:09:16,521
- Sing!
- What?

242
00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:17,748
I've heard you sing in the shower.

243
00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:20,006
You sing in the car with me.
You never miss a note!

244
00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:22,240
Your problem is doing it
around people. Sing!

245
00:09:22,241 --> 00:09:23,834
- You want me to sing now?
- Yeah!

246
00:09:23,835 --> 00:09:25,016
It's all in your head!

247
00:09:25,017 --> 00:09:26,574
When you get over
that little stage fright,

248
00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:28,823
you'll never choke
an audition again. Sing!

249
00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:41,190
What's that thing?

250
00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,030
Yeah, now you got it!

251
00:09:58,203 --> 00:10:00,107
Oh, my God. Is that Janie Gibbs?

252
00:10:00,648 --> 00:10:02,276
Yikes. Her skin looks like

253
00:10:02,277 --> 00:10:04,959
crumpled tinfoil you try
to smooth out and use again.

254
00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,920
Remind me not to
get old in front of you.

255
00:10:08,946 --> 00:10:11,810
I don't even see the kids'
faces anymore.

256
00:10:11,841 --> 00:10:15,478
I know them by the decals
on their laptops.

257
00:10:15,479 --> 00:10:16,816
Professor Cooke.

258
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,473
Still the sexiest man on campus.

259
00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:21,368
- Wanna know a little somethin'?
- You dated him.

260
00:10:21,369 --> 00:10:22,538
How did you know that?

261
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,211
We were so careful
with that secret.

262
00:10:24,212 --> 00:10:26,778
You wore an oversized
tweed jacket to breakfast

263
00:10:26,779 --> 00:10:28,508
and called my rabbit
convertible "Bourgeois."

264
00:10:28,509 --> 00:10:29,994
Well, it kinda was.

265
00:10:29,995 --> 00:10:31,865
- We were so jealous of you.
- Mm.

266
00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:33,178
He was so hot,

267
00:10:33,179 --> 00:10:35,542
jogging around campus
in those dolphin shorts.

268
00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:37,559
And that wasn't even
why I was with him.

269
00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,171
It was his mind.

270
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,251
Do you know those people

271
00:10:40,252 --> 00:10:42,956
who make you feel smart
just by being near them?

272
00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:45,245
I watched you guys once.

273
00:10:46,182 --> 00:10:47,302
Claire!

274
00:10:47,453 --> 00:10:48,550
Claire's friend!

275
00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:49,824
He remembers me.

276
00:10:50,429 --> 00:10:52,742
Hello, Professor.

277
00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:54,774
Wow.

278
00:10:54,775 --> 00:10:56,446
It's so good to see you.

279
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,382
Clearly, the academic life
agrees with you.

280
00:10:59,383 --> 00:11:01,413
Oh, I guess we're
all doing pretty well.

281
00:11:01,763 --> 00:11:02,455
- Mm-hmm.
- Cheers.

282
00:11:02,456 --> 00:11:03,156
Cheers.

283
00:11:03,157 --> 00:11:04,664
Here's lookin' at you, too.

284
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,497
- Oh.
- Were you always like this?

285
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,390
Claire?

286
00:11:07,391 --> 00:11:08,764
Oh, my God. No way.

287
00:11:08,765 --> 00:11:11,050
- Tater! Oh, my gosh!
- Aah!

288
00:11:11,995 --> 00:11:14,092
I heard you're hugely successful.

289
00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:16,833
Yeah, well, you know, when all
the hot girls call you "Tater,"

290
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,265
you tend to try a little harder.

291
00:11:18,266 --> 00:11:20,242
Adorable. Adorable!

292
00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:21,870
- You're adorable!
- Claire!

293
00:11:21,871 --> 00:11:23,525
- Mwah!
- Honey! Hey!

294
00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:26,610
- Hi, Phil! What are you doing here?
- Hey.

295
00:11:27,051 --> 00:11:29,082
Uh... your dad dumped me
from his bowling team,

296
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,739
so I thought I'd surprise you.

297
00:11:31,872 --> 00:11:33,625
Okay. Wait.
Come here a second.

298
00:11:34,505 --> 00:11:36,134
I-I thought you'd be
happy to see me.

299
00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,820
I am! No, I am!

300
00:11:37,821 --> 00:11:38,793
I am happy.

301
00:11:38,794 --> 00:11:40,017
Is something wrong?

302
00:11:41,704 --> 00:11:43,144
It's just—
it's a little bit embarrassing.

303
00:11:43,145 --> 00:11:46,000
The guy that I dated
right before you is here, so...

304
00:11:46,001 --> 00:11:47,370
Oh. Well, that's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

305
00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:48,214
We all have exes.

306
00:11:48,215 --> 00:11:50,089
So the guy you dumped
right before you met me is here.

307
00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:51,356
No big deal.

308
00:11:51,425 --> 00:11:52,948
Well...

309
00:11:52,949 --> 00:11:54,466
Mnh, he might've dumped me.

310
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,499
I thought you said
you'd never been dumped.

311
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,699
Well... maybe one time.

312
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,321
So... he dumped you,

313
00:12:02,838 --> 00:12:05,377
you healed completely,
and then you met me.

314
00:12:05,821 --> 00:12:07,544
Well...

315
00:12:09,185 --> 00:12:10,431
I've regretted throwing away things

316
00:12:10,432 --> 00:12:12,305
way more beaten up than Claire.

317
00:12:12,785 --> 00:12:15,744
So if this campus Casanova
had thoughts of reclaiming her,

318
00:12:15,745 --> 00:12:17,125
guess what, hot shot?

319
00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:19,401
Legally, I still own her.

320
00:12:20,319 --> 00:12:23,033
Man, I always wondered
who'd be lucky enough to marry

321
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,677
the beautiful Claire Pritchett.

322
00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:27,108
No luck involved, hombre.

323
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,637
She saw, she liked,
she got pregnant, she had to.

324
00:12:29,638 --> 00:12:31,549
Hey! Stop hogging this guy.

325
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,161
I haven't seen him in 20 years.

326
00:12:33,162 --> 00:12:33,836
- Mm. Mnh.
- My Tater.

327
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,134
Look, I've gotta run,

328
00:12:35,135 --> 00:12:37,201
but I'd love to have
you guys by my apartment

329
00:12:37,202 --> 00:12:38,930
for a cocktail before dinner.

330
00:12:38,979 --> 00:12:40,535
Oh! We are totally doing that.

331
00:12:40,536 --> 00:12:42,156
Oh. We might have
to go back to the hotel—

332
00:12:42,157 --> 00:12:44,342
No, no, no.
Ah, that's what this weekend's for.

333
00:12:44,343 --> 00:12:46,725
- Having a laugh, meetin' new people.
- Yeah.

334
00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:48,875
I don't want to miss any of it.

335
00:12:50,071 --> 00:12:51,591
And I don't miss much.

336
00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:58,011
Close the door!
You're letting the steam out!

337
00:12:58,012 --> 00:12:59,183
Is the wig coming loose?

338
00:12:59,184 --> 00:13:01,330
Oh, yes, Mitchell.
It's completely off his head.

339
00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,252
We're just staying in here

340
00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:04,363
because there's nothing babies
and big guys love more

341
00:13:04,364 --> 00:13:06,186
- than 100% humidity.
- Oh, my God.

342
00:13:06,187 --> 00:13:08,619
Do you realize what Gloria's
gonna do when she sees this?

343
00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:11,047
She punched me when I got
Manny that henna tattoo.

344
00:13:11,048 --> 00:13:13,251
And not the side-of-the-hand
way that I do it.

345
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,743
This had rings and knuckles.

346
00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:17,991
Don't worry.
I'm working on a plan "B."

347
00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,300
Or should I say...

348
00:13:20,301 --> 00:13:22,340
- Plan Bieber?
- No.

349
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:23,717
Huh? No, I just gave him
a little bit of a haircut.

350
00:13:23,718 --> 00:13:25,609
Give me the baby.
I know. Yes!

351
00:13:31,532 --> 00:13:33,194
I mean, that's the great part
of my schedule.

352
00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:35,700
We make it to Europe
almost every summer.

353
00:13:35,701 --> 00:13:37,343
- Mm-hmm.
- But I'm sure you guys travel.

354
00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:39,283
Well, honestly, I don't think
I've been anywhere

355
00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:41,508
without a water slide in 15 years.

356
00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:43,509
That's funny.

357
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,030
She's mentioned Esther, Dougie,

358
00:13:46,056 --> 00:13:48,472
Tripp, afro Judy...

359
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:51,504
The name "Tater" has literally
never even come up once

360
00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:53,019
in the last 20 years.

361
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,436
Oh, I don't know why I'm surprised.

362
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:56,297
I was madly in love with her
for four years...

363
00:13:56,298 --> 00:13:57,790
And I was basically invisible

364
00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:59,767
until the day I choked
on that tater tot.

365
00:13:59,768 --> 00:14:02,041
Wait. Uh, I-I thought
you were her ex.

366
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,330
I wish.

367
00:14:05,529 --> 00:14:07,846
Oh! So, Phil,
are you here all weekend?

368
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,362
No.

369
00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:12,178
Well, that's too bad.
I was gonna suggest some activities.

370
00:14:12,179 --> 00:14:13,070
The Palmer center is doing

371
00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:15,552
a wonderful retrospective
of impressionists.

372
00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:17,261
Oh. That is a shame.

373
00:14:17,262 --> 00:14:19,222
That's a field I know
quite a bit about.

374
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,778
- Ah.
- Phil. No.

375
00:14:20,779 --> 00:14:22,620
Uh, you can see the influence,
can't you,

376
00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:25,549
of the, uh, early impressionists?

377
00:14:25,645 --> 00:14:26,902
The, uh...

378
00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:28,229
Rich Littles,

379
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,557
the Frank Gorshins,

380
00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:32,323
on the...
Jimmy Fallons, if you will.

381
00:14:32,324 --> 00:14:33,432
He meant the painter kind.

382
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:34,212
Yes.

383
00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:36,515
- Freshen your drink?
- No. No, not done.

384
00:14:36,516 --> 00:14:37,994
You'd know if I was
finished with something,

385
00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:39,833
- and I'm not.
- Oh. Hmm.

386
00:14:40,176 --> 00:14:42,031
- Oh. Just the one then.
- Yeah.

387
00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:43,881
What are you doing?

388
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:46,076
Sorry. Did I embarrass you
in front of your ex-boyfriend?

389
00:14:46,077 --> 00:14:47,197
Yeah, I know about that.

390
00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:50,117
Because I told you. Come on.
You can't seriously be jealous.

391
00:14:50,284 --> 00:14:51,307
Well...

392
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,233
Phil, it was 20 years ago.

393
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:55,252
Reign it in.

394
00:14:55,253 --> 00:14:57,443
Come on.
You're embarrassing me a little.

395
00:14:57,444 --> 00:14:59,172
Fine, but do you deny
that part of the reason

396
00:14:59,173 --> 00:15:01,852
you wanted to come back here
by yourself is that guy?

397
00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:03,872
I'm not even sure
it's a bad thing, Claire.

398
00:15:03,873 --> 00:15:05,744
We all wonder about
the paths we didn't follow,

399
00:15:05,745 --> 00:15:07,306
but you could admit it.

400
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:11,568
Well, you can't be mad
at me if I do admit it.

401
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:13,176
I won't.

402
00:15:14,424 --> 00:15:16,211
Well, I'm not... admitting it,

403
00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:19,300
because I couldn't be happier
than I am in my life with you.

404
00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:20,650
But, mm...

405
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,341
I mean... maybe...

406
00:15:23,374 --> 00:15:27,427
A tiny part of me just wanted to sort
of peek through the window

407
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:30,308
and... see the life
that might've been.

408
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:34,221
Never get tired
of those three flights.

409
00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:35,317
Maggie!

410
00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:37,279
Say hi to everyone.

411
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,391
In a second, angel.

412
00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:40,834
Mama's had a day.

413
00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:44,131
Oh, I thought that was the bedroom.

414
00:15:44,132 --> 00:15:45,692
You're in the bedroom, honey...

415
00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:48,277
And the living room and the study

416
00:15:48,311 --> 00:15:49,423
and the gym.

417
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:50,571
Mm. But anyway...

418
00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:52,234
Listen to me. I'm being rude.

419
00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:54,699
How is everybody?
How's things?

420
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,451
- Not too bad.
- Actually—

421
00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:58,740
No, I'm literally asking you,
how is it to have things?

422
00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:03,155
Oh. Yep, right on schedule.

423
00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:04,873
Keep it down, ya hood rats!

424
00:16:04,874 --> 00:16:06,850
Maggie, you were once a student.

425
00:16:06,851 --> 00:16:08,075
I remember.

426
00:16:08,082 --> 00:16:10,762
That's when I boarded
this little rocket ship to the moon.

427
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:16,365
Wow.

428
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,956
Phil, wait. Thank you.

429
00:16:17,957 --> 00:16:20,341
- For what?
- Everything.

430
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:22,605
I'm not sure how that guy
got to be a Professor.

431
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,741
He'd have to be pretty stupid
to dump you.

432
00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:27,538
Hey, the party's starting,

433
00:16:27,539 --> 00:16:29,561
and there's a really
good-looking guy

434
00:16:29,562 --> 00:16:31,034
I was hoping to do
a little dancing with, so...

435
00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:32,257
- You mean me?
- Yes.

436
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,217
Wait. Before we go,

437
00:16:33,218 --> 00:16:34,957
are there any more exes
I should know about?

438
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,556
Honey, what do you think I was like?

439
00:16:36,557 --> 00:16:38,412
Hey, Claire Pritchett!

440
00:16:38,477 --> 00:16:40,341
Hey, Dean Stoller!

441
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,746
Super quick story.

442
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,285
All right, it's not
too late for plan "C"--

443
00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:48,948
We drop the baby and run.

444
00:16:48,949 --> 00:16:51,613
What? No. You have
to tell her what you did.

445
00:16:51,614 --> 00:16:52,851
You scalped her baby.

446
00:16:52,852 --> 00:16:56,348
I had to cut that wig off.
What did you expect me to do?

447
00:16:56,369 --> 00:16:57,611
He keeps pulling his hat off.

448
00:16:57,612 --> 00:16:58,776
Okay, well,
you could've let me do it.

449
00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:01,082
I have 32 hours
of Vidal Sassoon training.

450
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,938
What? I left the program over
creative differences. Shut up.

451
00:17:05,134 --> 00:17:06,013
Hola!

452
00:17:06,014 --> 00:17:08,006
- Hola!
- Hola!

453
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,496
Oh! There's my little angel.

454
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,567
Mm. How was he?

455
00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:15,700
Uh... there— there's
a funny story here.

456
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,499
Gloria! Um—

457
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,180
forgot about that baby...

458
00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:20,372
And check out this one!

459
00:17:20,986 --> 00:17:24,401
You beat closets, closets,
closets, closets, closets?

460
00:17:24,402 --> 00:17:25,808
We destroyed them!

461
00:17:25,809 --> 00:17:27,774
And it's closets,
closets, closets, closets.

462
00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:29,642
- What did I say? - We went
through this for a half-hour yesterday.

463
00:17:29,643 --> 00:17:31,001
I can't do it again.

464
00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:32,739
Nope.
You're gonna have to tell her.

465
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:33,768
What? Why?

466
00:17:33,769 --> 00:17:35,367
Because she has two new rings.

467
00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:37,014
That—that's gonna take
the meat right off the bone.

468
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,820
Okay, Cam,
you take the fall for me,

469
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:40,697
and I will go with you to Missouri.

470
00:17:40,698 --> 00:17:42,163
I'll even go for a whole week.

471
00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:43,595
Make it ten days.

472
00:17:43,637 --> 00:17:44,250
Okay, fine.

473
00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:45,697
But I don't want to meet
anything on Monday

474
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:46,904
that I'm gonna eat on Friday.

475
00:17:46,905 --> 00:17:48,286
Oh, well, that's gonna happen.

476
00:17:48,287 --> 00:17:51,154
Oh! My perfect angel!

477
00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:52,875
You got this. You're good.

478
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:55,007
You know, Gloria, do you remember

479
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,890
that chafing dish I lent you
a couple months back

480
00:17:56,891 --> 00:17:58,155
that you returned
with a chip in it?

481
00:17:58,156 --> 00:18:00,385
Every time that Luke comes over,

482
00:18:00,386 --> 00:18:03,124
he takes things out of the attic
and leaves them just...

483
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,132
everywhere!

484
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,490
Oh. Yeah.

485
00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:07,748
Well, you know, funny thing
about that chafing dish

486
00:18:07,749 --> 00:18:10,652
is it was my grandmother's,
and it was given to her—

487
00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:11,901
Luke!

488
00:18:16,175 --> 00:18:18,355
Oh, hey, Manny.
Glad I ran into you.

489
00:18:18,356 --> 00:18:20,715
Listen, I'm gonna give you the solo.

490
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:23,316
Really? You must've heard
what happened to me today.

491
00:18:23,322 --> 00:18:24,837
I feel confident now
and I know I can do—

492
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:26,071
yeah, I don't care about,
any of that stuff.

493
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,526
I just need you to tell you mom

494
00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:29,278
that you gave your brother Joe
a haircut, okay?

495
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:30,983
No problem.
How bad could it be?

496
00:18:35,236 --> 00:18:37,669
Anyway, I heard you need
a letter from school signed.

497
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:40,366
I kinda nailed my Declaration
of Independence replica.

498
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,390
Forged every signature
with this pen.

499
00:18:42,391 --> 00:18:43,493
- So—
- Stop.

500
00:18:43,494 --> 00:18:44,670
We have a deal.

501
00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:46,532
I'll say I cut the baby's hair.

502
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:47,839
And you give me that cool pen.

503
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,439
- What? No. No, that's not what
I was going to— - A deal's a deal.

504
00:18:51,954 --> 00:18:53,252
A thief, Lily.

505
00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:55,554
That's who ate
my last piece of cake

506
00:18:55,555 --> 00:18:58,571
that my mother send me
specially from Colombia.

507
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,667
It helps you make the milk.

508
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,737
Such a cool trophy.

509
00:19:06,089 --> 00:19:08,246
Say, how'd that new
guy Rudy Sorrenson do?

510
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,127
He was great.

511
00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:10,677
It's funny how he has
the same name

512
00:19:10,678 --> 00:19:13,455
as one-time pro bowler
Rudolph Sorrenson,

513
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,032
which would be
against league rules.

514
00:19:16,398 --> 00:19:18,006
Well, I'd find it funny.

515
00:19:19,944 --> 00:19:22,943
Jay, hurry up. You have
to take the kids to the movie.

516
00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,988
And why does the baby
still have that hat on?

517
00:19:25,989 --> 00:19:27,105
He's going to burn up.

518
00:19:27,106 --> 00:19:29,410
Gloria, I have a confession to make.

519
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,234
I gave Joe a haircut.

520
00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:32,885
It's bad.

521
00:19:32,886 --> 00:19:34,015
Why would you do that?

522
00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:36,170
My dad used to cut my hair
when I was a kid,

523
00:19:36,171 --> 00:19:38,405
and I thought it'd be a nice way
for the baby and me to bond.

524
00:19:38,406 --> 00:19:41,270
But I just made a mess of things...

525
00:19:42,219 --> 00:19:44,410
Like I... make a mess of everything.

526
00:19:44,839 --> 00:19:46,456
Let me take a look at this.

527
00:19:47,612 --> 00:19:49,000
- Oh! Ay, dios mio!
- Hey! Wow. It's really bad.

528
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,571
Dad, why would you do that
to your own son?

529
00:19:51,572 --> 00:19:52,988
He's just a baby.

530
00:19:52,989 --> 00:19:54,389
Plus you ate that cake.

531
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,647
Okay, enough.
Leave him alone.

532
00:19:56,648 --> 00:19:59,176
He could have invented
some crazy story,

533
00:19:59,177 --> 00:20:01,618
but instead he decided
to tell the truth.

534
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:03,057
That's what families do.

535
00:20:03,058 --> 00:20:04,104
- Yes, it is.
- Mm-hmm. Right.

536
00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:05,903
Okay, go. Go, go, go.

537
00:20:06,479 --> 00:20:08,758
Okay. Uh, Lily, sweetie,
we're leaving! Come on!

538
00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:12,568
I know that they expected me
to go all Colombian crazy.

539
00:20:12,639 --> 00:20:15,787
But this was just another opportunity
for me to show them

540
00:20:15,788 --> 00:20:19,067
that I was not the superficial
Gloria that I used to be.

541
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:22,850
Plus I was very relaxed
after the day I had.

542
00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:29,618
Aah! Where are you?

543
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,475
At the doctor.
He's checking my ankle.

544
00:20:32,527 --> 00:20:36,477
What? Did you think I was gonna
throw away a whole spa day?

545
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:42,727
I'm coming, Fulgencio!

546
00:20:52,564 --> 00:20:53,740
Why am I doing this again?

547
00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:55,214
Dad'll get a kick out of it.

548
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:57,592
Like when we were young
and used to wear his shoes.

549
00:20:57,651 --> 00:20:59,313
Now get up and
take a few steps.

550
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,107
Did dad ask for this?

551
00:21:07,108 --> 00:21:09,498
No, but he'll love it.
Maybe dance around.

552
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,556
Okay, now jump.

553
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:16,778
What kind of video is this?

554
00:21:16,779 --> 00:21:18,720
You know what?
I've gotta go to work. I'm sorry.

555
00:21:18,721 --> 00:21:20,089
Okay, thanks!

556
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,447
What the hell?

557
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:28,751
Finally!

558
00:21:28,951 --> 00:21:35,222
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