1 00:00:03,416 --> 00:00:06,621 Yes, I am aware that hospitals are a hotbed of infection. 2 00:00:06,622 --> 00:00:07,975 Thank you, Manny. 3 00:00:08,022 --> 00:00:10,127 A couple of weeks ago, I had a minor heart incident. 4 00:00:10,128 --> 00:00:11,367 I am fine. 5 00:00:11,368 --> 00:00:13,409 But just to be safe, I'm having an angiogram, 6 00:00:13,410 --> 00:00:15,099 which is when they inject a dye 7 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,702 to make sure there's no blockage. 8 00:00:16,703 --> 00:00:18,065 It's... it's no big deal. 9 00:00:18,066 --> 00:00:19,543 - We're not worried. - No. 10 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:22,610 If something were to happen, which it's not... 11 00:00:22,611 --> 00:00:23,603 Not gonna. 12 00:00:23,802 --> 00:00:26,906 I would turn our bedroom into a shrine to Claire. 13 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,055 Wow. 14 00:00:28,392 --> 00:00:31,000 And this room into a hall of magic. 15 00:00:31,644 --> 00:00:33,961 Luke, please stop taking appliances apart. 16 00:00:33,962 --> 00:00:36,061 - I'm making something. - You're unmaking something. 17 00:00:36,062 --> 00:00:38,325 - 'Cause I'm giving my notice today. - Wait. What? 18 00:00:38,326 --> 00:00:40,881 But wouldn't we rather have toast that's already buttered? 19 00:00:40,882 --> 00:00:43,194 I love that you're asking these kind of questions. 20 00:00:43,735 --> 00:00:45,479 If only the springs were stronger, 21 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,958 the toast would be catapulted into the pool of butter. 22 00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:49,116 Really strong springs, 23 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:50,934 like the ones in your mattress? 24 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,032 You're unbelievable. 25 00:00:53,212 --> 00:00:54,680 What do you mean you're quitting? 26 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:56,012 Your manager just started letting you 27 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:57,547 open and close the store. 28 00:00:57,548 --> 00:00:58,660 It's boring. 29 00:00:58,661 --> 00:01:01,057 And Jennifer said that I could get a job at the jewelry store. 30 00:01:01,058 --> 00:01:03,261 Honey, you need to learn to stick with things. 31 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:05,374 You just got the big keys. 32 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:06,195 Where's the coffeepot? 33 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:07,952 Oh, you mean the soon-to-be coffee bot? 34 00:01:07,953 --> 00:01:09,850 - Luke! - I need caffeine today. 35 00:01:09,851 --> 00:01:10,900 You can have juice. 36 00:01:10,901 --> 00:01:12,709 How late were you at that party last night? 37 00:01:13,147 --> 00:01:14,632 Oh, please. She snuck in at 10:00 38 00:01:14,633 --> 00:01:17,125 and spent all night reading under the covers with a flashlight. 39 00:01:17,126 --> 00:01:18,256 Alex, what have I told you 40 00:01:18,257 --> 00:01:19,867 about staying out past your curfew? 41 00:01:19,868 --> 00:01:22,323 - I need to do it more often. - Exactly. 42 00:01:22,324 --> 00:01:24,524 You need to learn to have some fun. 43 00:01:24,608 --> 00:01:27,875 You are going on that spring break trip with Nicole. 44 00:01:27,876 --> 00:01:28,944 - No! No, I can't. - Mm-hmm. 45 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:30,697 I have to study for the P.S.A.T.s. 46 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:33,458 Luke! Phil, talk to your children. 47 00:01:33,459 --> 00:01:34,875 All right. Everybody listen up. 48 00:01:34,876 --> 00:01:36,266 Haley, you're not quitting. 49 00:01:36,267 --> 00:01:37,944 You're resigning. It sounds better. 50 00:01:37,945 --> 00:01:40,479 - No. Unh-unh. - Alex, you have all of spring break 51 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,427 to lock yourself in your room and study. 52 00:01:42,428 --> 00:01:43,083 No, no, no, no, no. 53 00:01:43,084 --> 00:01:45,547 And, Luke, coffee bot is a non-starter. 54 00:01:45,548 --> 00:01:46,745 But I do like the idea 55 00:01:46,746 --> 00:01:48,701 of popcorn kernels in the pancake batter... 56 00:01:48,702 --> 00:01:49,772 so they self-flip. 57 00:01:49,773 --> 00:01:50,928 Stop talking! 58 00:01:50,929 --> 00:01:52,553 Step away from the children. 59 00:02:01,523 --> 00:02:05,023 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:08,766 --> 00:02:11,841 ¿Quién es el hombre más hermoso de esta casa? 61 00:02:11,842 --> 00:02:15,264 Ay, perdón, ¿quién es el otro hombre más hermoso de esta casa? 62 00:02:15,313 --> 00:02:16,241 Manny? 63 00:02:16,878 --> 00:02:18,595 Huh? I am telling you how handsome you are. 64 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:20,027 Oh. Well, next time, tell me in English 65 00:02:20,028 --> 00:02:20,965 so I don't miss it. 66 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:23,824 You're forgetting all your Spanish. You never practice. 67 00:02:23,825 --> 00:02:26,108 Perdóname, mami, soy embarazada. 68 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:28,689 You just told me that you're pregnant. 69 00:02:28,803 --> 00:02:30,950 Congratulations. You're glowing. 70 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,544 Really? That's what you're wearing? 71 00:02:32,545 --> 00:02:34,571 Really? That's how you talk to your meal ticket? 72 00:02:34,751 --> 00:02:36,583 Besides, those snobs don't care what I wear, 73 00:02:36,584 --> 00:02:38,680 as long as I bring my checkbook. 74 00:02:38,914 --> 00:02:41,231 Today I have an interview with the Dryden Academy. 75 00:02:41,232 --> 00:02:43,661 It's only the most prestigious prep school around. 76 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:45,710 Their school song has 36 verses, 77 00:02:45,711 --> 00:02:47,011 and I know all of 'em. 78 00:02:47,012 --> 00:02:48,084 Settle in. 79 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:52,246 And the reason you're not bringing him? 80 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,145 He says that I make him nervous, 81 00:02:54,146 --> 00:02:55,329 that I care too much. 82 00:02:55,330 --> 00:02:56,555 That's why I'm not even allowed 83 00:02:56,556 --> 00:02:58,723 to bring him to his haircuts anymore. 84 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:01,549 I never went to private school. 85 00:03:02,285 --> 00:03:03,539 Hell, I never even finished college, 86 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:06,759 and look at me. That Danish I just ate cost 6 bucks. 87 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:07,882 I didn't even blink. 88 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,115 I've always felt out of place in public school, 89 00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:12,901 like a lone petunia in an onion patch. 90 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:14,367 You felt out of place? 91 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:18,233 Let me tell you something about your prep school buddies. 92 00:03:18,234 --> 00:03:19,723 When I was younger, I had a job 93 00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:21,991 checking coats at a country club. 94 00:03:21,992 --> 00:03:24,068 These smug rich kids used to waltz in there 95 00:03:24,069 --> 00:03:26,518 and throw their coats at me like I was nothing. 96 00:03:26,829 --> 00:03:28,151 That was before your high-tech fabrics. 97 00:03:28,152 --> 00:03:29,408 They weighed a ton. 98 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:30,843 You see that scar? 99 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:31,773 The one you got in the war? 100 00:03:31,774 --> 00:03:33,223 That's what I tell people. 101 00:03:33,721 --> 00:03:35,568 I caught the scalloped edge 102 00:03:36,002 --> 00:03:38,185 of a Burberry duffel coat toggle. 103 00:03:39,113 --> 00:03:41,089 Still not sure there isn't a piece in there. 104 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:45,879 Kids will always want to quit 105 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,712 when things get hard if you let 'em. 106 00:03:47,963 --> 00:03:50,548 This is a girl who was kicked out of college. 107 00:03:50,549 --> 00:03:52,826 The least she can do is stick it out at a little... 108 00:03:52,827 --> 00:03:54,179 - Uh, Phil? - Sorry. 109 00:03:54,378 --> 00:03:57,221 Look, all we can do is give Haley the time to find out who she is. 110 00:03:57,222 --> 00:03:59,429 Or we could save that time, and I could tell her who she is. 111 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:01,054 Let me know how that works out. 112 00:04:01,459 --> 00:04:02,452 Excuse me? 113 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,733 Oh, sorry, but my TV doesn't work, 114 00:04:04,734 --> 00:04:06,149 and you're all I've got. 115 00:04:06,221 --> 00:04:07,713 - I'm Norman. - Good to meet you, Norman. 116 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:08,740 What are you in for? 117 00:04:08,741 --> 00:04:10,380 - Triple bypass. - Awesome. 118 00:04:10,466 --> 00:04:12,467 And it sounded like you were agreeing with my parenting style, 119 00:04:12,468 --> 00:04:14,259 so, please, continue. 120 00:04:14,434 --> 00:04:16,025 Well, I've raised three kids, 121 00:04:16,026 --> 00:04:19,629 and the main thing I learned is you have to let them be who they are. 122 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:20,830 Thank you, Norman. 123 00:04:21,238 --> 00:04:23,970 Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard. 124 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:26,214 Dad, I made you this necklace. 125 00:04:26,215 --> 00:04:27,185 It's good for healing. 126 00:04:27,186 --> 00:04:29,306 There's no scientific evidence to back that up, dad. 127 00:04:29,307 --> 00:04:31,435 - I married a doctor. - I have three degrees. 128 00:04:31,436 --> 00:04:33,178 Girls, where's your little brother? 129 00:04:33,179 --> 00:04:36,258 He didn't get his arm stuck in a vending machine again, did he? 130 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:38,905 Are you getting this? 131 00:04:38,906 --> 00:04:40,236 - Yes. - They sound just like our kids, 132 00:04:40,237 --> 00:04:42,359 - and they all got together to visit their dad... - Mmm-hmm. 133 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,249 Who apparently did a pretty good job raising them. 134 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,916 Please. He sounds like an old hippie. 135 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:47,756 A wise, insightful, old hippie. 136 00:04:47,757 --> 00:04:49,149 - Mm-hmm. - A Jeff Bridges hippie. 137 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:50,958 - Hey, dad. - There he is! 138 00:04:50,959 --> 00:04:52,518 Look at that sharp suit. 139 00:04:52,519 --> 00:04:54,727 Oh, my God, Luke gets huge. 140 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:55,590 You've seen this. 141 00:04:55,591 --> 00:04:56,905 I wore it to Angela's wedding. 142 00:04:56,906 --> 00:04:58,766 Oh, yeah. It's just like the one I had made 143 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:00,439 for my little Jonathan. 144 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,800 Okay, Mrs. Dunphy. 145 00:05:02,264 --> 00:05:03,567 - Time for your prep. - Okay. 146 00:05:03,568 --> 00:05:06,064 See what happens when parents get out of the way? 147 00:05:06,527 --> 00:05:09,218 Weddings, babies, sharp suits. 148 00:05:09,511 --> 00:05:11,004 You might want to wheel her by the burn unit. 149 00:05:11,005 --> 00:05:12,453 She just got scorched. 150 00:05:13,495 --> 00:05:15,822 Wait. You made a suit for Jonathan? 151 00:05:15,972 --> 00:05:17,030 He's a cat. 152 00:05:17,031 --> 00:05:20,099 He's a hairless stray. He needs the suit for warmth. 153 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:20,721 You know, that thing 154 00:05:20,722 --> 00:05:23,045 all of your husbands eventually stop feeling for you. 155 00:05:23,046 --> 00:05:24,834 I did not come here to be insulted. 156 00:05:24,835 --> 00:05:26,229 I came here for dad. 157 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:28,708 Dad, I need $500. 158 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:31,661 How can you need money? You have four divorce settlements. 159 00:05:31,662 --> 00:05:34,505 Yeah, sorry I'm not some sad, lonely exorcist. 160 00:05:34,506 --> 00:05:36,753 Archivist. I'm an archivist. 161 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:38,631 Ugh. This arguing. 162 00:05:38,632 --> 00:05:40,232 I might as well have just stayed in court. 163 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:41,908 Please be a lawyer. Please be a lawyer. 164 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:42,563 How'd it go? 165 00:05:42,564 --> 00:05:45,579 I got probation plus time served. Suck it! 166 00:05:45,684 --> 00:05:46,977 Well, maybe now you'll stop 167 00:05:46,978 --> 00:05:49,517 siphoning electricity off the grid with a meat hook. 168 00:05:49,518 --> 00:05:50,974 Hey, look at me for a second. 169 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,602 When you die alone in your bed, Jonathan's going to eat you. 170 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,361 Yep. 171 00:06:00,118 --> 00:06:02,438 Lily! Time for girls' day! 172 00:06:02,590 --> 00:06:03,970 We've always tried to make sure that 173 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:06,207 Lily has a feminine influence in her life. 174 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:08,760 Because I'm sure it is so difficult for her 175 00:06:08,761 --> 00:06:11,977 to be around so much masculine energy all the time. 176 00:06:11,978 --> 00:06:13,346 Yeah, and recently, uh, 177 00:06:13,347 --> 00:06:16,611 she's been asking a lot of questions about the female body. 178 00:06:16,723 --> 00:06:17,884 And... 179 00:06:18,308 --> 00:06:19,620 Uh, we are not exactly experts, 180 00:06:19,621 --> 00:06:21,509 so we d... just sit on 'em. 181 00:06:21,974 --> 00:06:23,814 We decided to call in the big guns. 182 00:06:24,449 --> 00:06:25,042 Hola. 183 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:26,570 Hi, Gloria! 184 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:28,617 Lily is so excited for girls' day. 185 00:06:28,618 --> 00:06:29,829 Yeah, but don't keep her all afternoon. 186 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:31,010 - You know how we miss her. - Mm-hmm. 187 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:31,563 Okay. 188 00:06:31,564 --> 00:06:34,426 When am I going to get real boobs? 189 00:06:35,142 --> 00:06:36,172 Okay, so we'll see you whenever. 190 00:06:36,173 --> 00:06:38,277 Um, uh, absolutely. You know, just have a really great time. 191 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:39,705 Vamos, mami, vamos. 192 00:06:40,438 --> 00:06:42,463 So we'll do a little shopping, 193 00:06:42,464 --> 00:06:44,632 we can have our pretty nails done... 194 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:46,379 And our pretty hair. 195 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:48,756 - Do you think that's fun? - Yeah! 196 00:06:48,757 --> 00:06:52,787 And you know what the best part of having a girls' day is? 197 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,808 That you can ask me anything you want. 198 00:06:54,809 --> 00:06:56,417 Did you know I'm gay? 199 00:07:07,463 --> 00:07:08,642 This is lucky. 200 00:07:08,643 --> 00:07:10,956 At 2:00, the school's award-winning bell players 201 00:07:10,957 --> 00:07:14,065 will be performing a medley of civil war drinking songs. 202 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,065 What do they call that? Unhappy hour? 203 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:17,409 Hmm. Interesting. 204 00:07:17,425 --> 00:07:21,050 This was an all-boys academy when it was established in 1901. 205 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:22,743 Thank God they went away from that tradition, huh? 206 00:07:22,744 --> 00:07:25,100 Yeah. I bet the place is one giant orgy now. 207 00:07:25,101 --> 00:07:25,937 Jay, please. 208 00:07:25,938 --> 00:07:26,958 Hey, do you want to grab a coat? 209 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:28,839 Grab your own coat, college boy. 210 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:29,980 Uh, I meant for you. 211 00:07:29,981 --> 00:07:32,277 They want us all to wear a school blazer for the tour, 212 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:33,644 get the whole Dryden experience. 213 00:07:33,645 --> 00:07:35,437 Right. I-I'm sorry, buddy. 214 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:39,068 Hello, parents, perspective norsemen. Welcome. 215 00:07:39,243 --> 00:07:41,147 Our tour will begin this direction 216 00:07:41,148 --> 00:07:44,011 with a view of our renowned equestrian center. 217 00:07:46,285 --> 00:07:48,082 It took me right back to 40 years ago... 218 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,866 candy-ass preppies with too many privileges. 219 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:52,915 You know what I hated most about those guys? 220 00:07:53,528 --> 00:07:55,391 They all had these little noses. 221 00:07:55,899 --> 00:07:57,146 What is that? 222 00:07:57,358 --> 00:08:00,586 To your left, the world-class Campbell observatory. 223 00:08:00,587 --> 00:08:03,659 Now, of course, if it's stars of the Hollywood kind that you like, 224 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,550 our award-winning theater is just here, 225 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:06,255 where this June 226 00:08:06,256 --> 00:08:09,279 Ms. Nicole Kidman will be appearing in "Picnic." 227 00:08:12,026 --> 00:08:13,474 Okay, gun to my head, 228 00:08:13,809 --> 00:08:16,754 maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then, 229 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,496 with their cars and their fancy hair products... 230 00:08:19,794 --> 00:08:22,609 your brylcreems and your VO5s. 231 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,614 We'll now take a short break, where you're free to explore 232 00:08:25,615 --> 00:08:28,423 the treasures of our rare book library. 233 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,292 You know what was a rare book in my school library? 234 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,653 One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it. 235 00:08:34,224 --> 00:08:35,433 Who am I kidding? 236 00:08:35,656 --> 00:08:37,732 I wanted what those kids had then, 237 00:08:37,733 --> 00:08:40,565 and 40 years later, I still wanted it. 238 00:08:41,134 --> 00:08:42,974 Manny, write down what they said about the library. 239 00:08:42,975 --> 00:08:44,420 They're liable to ask you about that in the interview. 240 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:46,655 And get the lead out. We don't want to miss the bell players. 241 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:48,423 Excuse me! 242 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:50,664 But she's so young. 243 00:08:50,665 --> 00:08:52,304 Do you really think that she already... 244 00:08:52,305 --> 00:08:53,579 I knew when I was 5. 245 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:55,358 - Everybody knew when you were 5. - Not true. 246 00:08:55,359 --> 00:08:58,263 Not everyone knew until I threw myself my second 5th birthday party. 247 00:08:58,264 --> 00:09:01,505 Come on, Lily is not gay. It's probably just a phase. 248 00:09:01,506 --> 00:09:03,439 Oh, my God. Did I just say that? 249 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,249 Do not tell anyone I just said that. 250 00:09:05,577 --> 00:09:07,615 I got my sweater. Can I go now? 251 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,440 Here. Yeah, sweetie. Have a seat. 252 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,192 Oh. Imagine if this was a hay bale, 253 00:09:11,193 --> 00:09:12,247 and she was wearing a prairie skirt. 254 00:09:12,248 --> 00:09:13,288 It would be a total flashback. 255 00:09:13,289 --> 00:09:14,344 Stay with us. 256 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,281 Um, so Gloria was telling us about something that you said. 257 00:09:17,282 --> 00:09:18,971 - Mm-hmm. - Something about you being gay? 258 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:19,968 What about it? 259 00:09:19,997 --> 00:09:21,596 Okay, very aggressive. Just saying. 260 00:09:21,597 --> 00:09:23,472 Um, w-we're... we're just wondering, you know, 261 00:09:23,473 --> 00:09:24,672 why did you say that? 262 00:09:24,673 --> 00:09:26,032 Because I'm gay. 263 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,072 But why do you think you're gay, sweetie? 264 00:09:28,094 --> 00:09:30,173 We're learning about it in school. 265 00:09:30,289 --> 00:09:31,087 Oh. 266 00:09:31,088 --> 00:09:34,212 My friend Aldo's parents are Italian, so he's Italian. 267 00:09:34,213 --> 00:09:37,133 And you and daddy are gay, so I'm gay. 268 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:41,322 First of all, adorable. 269 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:42,101 But that's not how it works. 270 00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:45,129 When Aldo's talking about him being Italian, 271 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:46,787 he's talking about his heritage. 272 00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:49,643 Yeah, and that's a totally different thing than being gay. 273 00:09:49,644 --> 00:09:51,345 See, heritage is, uh... 274 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,757 Well, it's something that you're born with, 275 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,189 and... oh, my God. What's wrong with me? 276 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:57,540 Adm with respect to your heritage, you're not gay. 277 00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:59,111 You're Vietnamese. 278 00:09:59,112 --> 00:10:00,449 What's that? 279 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,421 Well, Vietnam is a beautiful country, 280 00:10:03,422 --> 00:10:04,873 and it's near China. 281 00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:08,252 Uh, it... it's known for, uh... 282 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:11,061 Its... its farms, with all of the, uh... 283 00:10:11,822 --> 00:10:13,091 - Uh, water buffalos. - Water buffalo. 284 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:16,862 And... bikes. Lily, there are bikes everywhere. 285 00:10:16,863 --> 00:10:18,837 - Oh! There are so many bikes. - So many bikes. 286 00:10:18,838 --> 00:10:20,608 - People are biking around. And, uh... - Mm-hmm. 287 00:10:20,609 --> 00:10:22,074 And then... and they're wearing hats. 288 00:10:22,075 --> 00:10:23,217 - Hats. - They have these beautiful sun hats. 289 00:10:23,218 --> 00:10:24,762 That swoop. Yeah. Yeah. 290 00:10:24,763 --> 00:10:25,699 Can I go and play now? 291 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,973 - Please. Go. Yes. - Yes, gosh. Would ya? 292 00:10:28,324 --> 00:10:29,525 Love for you to. 293 00:10:30,248 --> 00:10:31,894 Is that all you know about her culture? 294 00:10:31,895 --> 00:10:33,829 No. I mean, w-we're... we're saving 295 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,992 some of the things until she gets older to tell her about. 296 00:10:35,993 --> 00:10:37,659 I-I wanna say the windmills and the tulips? 297 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:38,203 Don't. 298 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,525 No wonder she has so many questions. 299 00:10:40,676 --> 00:10:42,030 She doesn't know who she is. 300 00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:43,687 Well, I guess we kind of dropped the ball. 301 00:10:43,828 --> 00:10:45,650 Yeah. You know what? Forget the pretty nails. 302 00:10:45,651 --> 00:10:47,760 We are all going to a Vietnamese restaurant, 303 00:10:47,761 --> 00:10:50,912 and we are gonna give her a taste of her culture. 304 00:10:51,197 --> 00:10:53,261 Which one is the best restaurant around here? 305 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,886 - I wanna say Saigon. - There's little, um... 306 00:10:57,118 --> 00:10:58,470 You know nothing. 307 00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:01,018 I'll look in the Jelp. 308 00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:03,731 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 309 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:05,582 Hey, we should go. Mom's gonna be here soon. 310 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,152 Why don't you stay and say hello? 311 00:11:07,153 --> 00:11:08,459 She'd love to see you. 312 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,301 Why? So she can tell me how to live my life? 313 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,380 Yeah, I've got my probation officer for that. 314 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:15,154 We'll see her on her birthday. When's the next important one? 315 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:19,417 I know it's none of my business, but... 316 00:11:19,418 --> 00:11:21,322 is it possible that your mom doesn't want you 317 00:11:21,323 --> 00:11:23,497 to make certain mistakes 'cause she cares? 318 00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:25,369 Oh, my God. You sound just like her. 319 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:26,267 Let's roll. 320 00:11:29,192 --> 00:11:31,832 Haley, you are not quitting your job. 321 00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:33,604 Where is this coming from? 322 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,317 It's coming from the future... your future... 323 00:11:35,318 --> 00:11:36,198 and it ain't pretty. 324 00:11:36,199 --> 00:11:38,726 I don't understand. In the future, I'm not pretty? 325 00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:40,622 No, you'll hold up okay. But this path you're on, 326 00:11:40,623 --> 00:11:41,744 flitting from one thing to the next, 327 00:11:41,745 --> 00:11:44,405 it ends in a pile of ex-husbands and nicotine fingers. 328 00:11:44,795 --> 00:11:46,915 - Can I talk now, dad? - No! 329 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:47,767 Hello? 330 00:11:47,768 --> 00:11:50,648 Alex? You don't have to go on that trip with Nicole. 331 00:11:50,649 --> 00:11:52,671 You can study as much as you want. 332 00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:54,183 Just know that I love you. 333 00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:55,257 Okay. 334 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:57,242 Listen to me, Haley. You are dangerously close 335 00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:58,821 to getting on a path you can't get off of. 336 00:11:58,822 --> 00:12:00,089 Dad, stop yelling. 337 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:02,617 Mom, stop crying. I know I'm not a big nerd. 338 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:04,684 Here, mom wants to talk to you. 339 00:12:04,685 --> 00:12:06,024 Dad wants to talk to you. 340 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,172 - Hello? - Hello? 341 00:12:07,173 --> 00:12:08,755 Alex, book down, 342 00:12:08,756 --> 00:12:10,263 run a brush through your hair. 343 00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:11,763 You're going on that trip with your friend. 344 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:12,482 What? 345 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:14,299 Haley, I love you. 346 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,609 If you don't want to work in that store, 347 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,275 I'll help you find something you like better. 348 00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:19,076 Is this reverse psychiatry? 349 00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:21,613 No, honey. Actually, nothing is. 350 00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:23,606 I just want you to be happy. 351 00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:25,426 Mom, you're freaking me out. 352 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:27,014 Why is everyone screaming? 353 00:12:27,015 --> 00:12:28,151 - Here! - Here! 354 00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,078 This is Luke. 355 00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:31,937 Why are mom and dad acting so cray? 356 00:12:31,938 --> 00:12:33,378 I don't know, but it's creepy. 357 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,524 Something's going on. 358 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,370 Do you think it has to do with mom's heart thing? 359 00:12:36,371 --> 00:12:37,976 Like it's more serious than they're saying? 360 00:12:37,977 --> 00:12:40,555 - We have to go to the hospital. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 361 00:12:40,814 --> 00:12:42,414 Okay, everybody, calm down. 362 00:12:43,254 --> 00:12:44,390 Here's what we know. 363 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:47,690 Mom had to go to the hospital for a simple procedure. 364 00:12:47,691 --> 00:12:50,579 Then mom and dad start calling us, acting weird. 365 00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:52,268 Open your eyes, people. 366 00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:53,970 They've been kidnapped. 367 00:12:57,876 --> 00:13:00,658 Well, now that the tour's over, we can probably take these off. 368 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,354 I don't see the rush. 369 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:05,065 And you gotta be mentally sharp for your interview. 370 00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:06,031 How you feeling? 371 00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:07,001 Pretty good. 372 00:13:07,256 --> 00:13:08,687 You know, parents are allowed to sit in, 373 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,759 but if you don't feel like it... 374 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,592 Are you kidding me? I wouldn't miss it. 375 00:13:11,731 --> 00:13:13,387 This is where it all starts. 376 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,643 Sure seems like you've come around on this place, Jay. 377 00:13:15,644 --> 00:13:18,149 How could I not? This place is unbelievable. 378 00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:20,363 I'm already picturing those jerks at the club 379 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,908 seeing my son walk in wearing a dryden jacket. 380 00:13:23,597 --> 00:13:24,757 Manny Delgado? 381 00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:29,573 I-I guess what I'm trying to say is, 382 00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:31,473 I like books for reading them. 383 00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:32,742 You care to elaborate? 384 00:13:32,743 --> 00:13:33,767 Indeed. 385 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,674 Did you ever see one of those slow-motion movies 386 00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:42,852 where they destroy an old casino, 387 00:13:43,091 --> 00:13:44,684 and it just implodes? 388 00:13:46,307 --> 00:13:47,307 That. 389 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,268 So who are your favorite authors? 390 00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:50,602 That's a long list. 391 00:13:50,603 --> 00:13:52,459 I'd probably have to start with... 392 00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:55,992 Go ahead. Hard as you can. 393 00:14:09,443 --> 00:14:10,411 - Mmm! So good. - Mmm! Mmm! 394 00:14:10,412 --> 00:14:13,729 - I want a cheeseburger. - But this is a special soup called pho. 395 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:16,266 You told me not to say that word. 396 00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:20,172 It is delicious. This is the food of your people. 397 00:14:20,173 --> 00:14:21,296 Can I get you anything else? 398 00:14:21,297 --> 00:14:23,069 Actually, um, we're just trying to teach our daughter 399 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,629 about your country. 400 00:14:24,787 --> 00:14:26,913 And as I'm saying that, I'm hoping you're from Vietnam. 401 00:14:26,914 --> 00:14:28,187 I was born there. 402 00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:29,450 Uh, so was Lily. 403 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,140 Oh. It's a beautiful country. 404 00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:32,311 Um, my family still lives there. 405 00:14:32,312 --> 00:14:33,826 I hate Vietnam! 406 00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:35,513 Lily, honey, we don't hate. 407 00:14:35,514 --> 00:14:38,144 I hate Vietnam. 408 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,035 Okay, um, we need just a second. 409 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,646 Lily, that was rude. 410 00:14:42,647 --> 00:14:43,921 I wanna go home. 411 00:14:43,922 --> 00:14:46,588 No. It's important that you celebrate 412 00:14:46,589 --> 00:14:48,445 the culture of your ancestors. 413 00:14:48,446 --> 00:14:50,277 You are Vietnamese. 414 00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:52,784 No, I'm not. I'm gay! I'm gay! 415 00:14:53,313 --> 00:14:56,021 Honey, no, you're not gay. You are just confused. 416 00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:58,311 Oh, my God. What is wrong with me? It's like I... 417 00:14:58,475 --> 00:15:00,556 Oh, please. We have tons of lesbian friends. 418 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,576 Odd that you would reference our friends and not us. 419 00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:03,254 - I know. I know. - Also gay. 420 00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:04,962 - We should just go. - No, nobody's going anywhere 421 00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:06,536 until she finishes the whole soup! 422 00:15:06,537 --> 00:15:07,612 No, Gloria, it's fine. 423 00:15:07,613 --> 00:15:08,809 - We don't wanna push her. - No, no, no, it's not fine. 424 00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:10,612 That's the problem with this country. 425 00:15:10,613 --> 00:15:12,285 Nobody cares where they come from. 426 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,994 They just want cheeseburgers and prep school, 427 00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:17,595 and they have forgotten about Colombia! 428 00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:20,003 Okay, I can't help but feel 429 00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:21,719 that maybe you're bringing something to the table 430 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,728 that's possibly, uh, not at all about Lily. 431 00:15:24,954 --> 00:15:26,425 I think you're right. 432 00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:31,126 It's just that I feel like I'm losing my children to America. 433 00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:32,938 They're just going to grow up 434 00:15:32,939 --> 00:15:35,341 and become boring old white people. 435 00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:38,547 Uh, most of our friends are white, actually. 436 00:15:39,358 --> 00:15:40,755 Uh... okay, can everybody just calm down 437 00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:42,402 and go back to their own conversations? 438 00:15:42,403 --> 00:15:43,594 Just... thank you. 439 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,421 Hey. Hey, what's going on with you? 440 00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:49,874 Manny has forgotten most of his Spanish, 441 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,411 and Joe... I'm sure he's not even going to learn it. 442 00:15:52,475 --> 00:15:55,136 I know this is silly, but I just don't like 443 00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:58,442 feeling like I'm so different from the rest of my family. 444 00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,612 Oh, honey. 445 00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,639 - It feels so lonely, yes. - Oh, wait just a second. 446 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,644 Lily, is that why you want to be gay, 447 00:16:03,645 --> 00:16:05,189 to be more like your daddies? 448 00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:07,997 Oh, honey. No, the three of us are a family 449 00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:09,524 even though we come from different places. 450 00:16:09,525 --> 00:16:11,548 You know, you were born in Vietnam, 451 00:16:11,549 --> 00:16:12,887 and I grew up in a city, 452 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,112 and even though he never talks about it, 453 00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:15,514 your daddy grew up on a farm. 454 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:16,303 Yeah. 455 00:16:16,304 --> 00:16:19,344 The point is, is that we're a family because we love each other. 456 00:16:19,441 --> 00:16:21,818 - Okay. - And you know what? 457 00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:23,717 You just caused a scene in a restaurant... 458 00:16:23,771 --> 00:16:26,478 And you can't get any more like your daddies than that. 459 00:16:26,712 --> 00:16:30,421 Maybe I'll just take Manny and Joe to Colombia this summer. 460 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:31,875 I think that's a great idea. 461 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:34,233 I really think that keeping in touch with your heritage 462 00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:35,985 only enriches our culture. 463 00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:38,832 Absolutely. I think we would all be better off 464 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:41,449 if people would go back to where they came from. 465 00:16:44,564 --> 00:16:45,628 I... 466 00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:47,322 - I'll pull the car around. - Yes. 467 00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:53,657 All I can think about are the good times I had with mom. 468 00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:55,219 Who's gonna walk me down the aisle? 469 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:55,997 Stop spinning out. 470 00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:58,350 There's no point in imagining some horrible future. 471 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,688 Hey. 472 00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:11,938 - Hey, buddy. - Hi. 473 00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:13,036 - You made it. - Mm-hmm. 474 00:17:13,581 --> 00:17:14,490 You're in heaven. 475 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,011 - That's not funny. - Okay. 476 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:16,808 Knock, knock. 477 00:17:16,809 --> 00:17:18,641 Don't bother. She's not in the mood for jokes. 478 00:17:18,659 --> 00:17:19,818 Your results are great. 479 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:21,772 Minimal plaque. Your heart is strong. 480 00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,935 Oh. Thank you. That's such good news. 481 00:17:23,936 --> 00:17:25,552 Well, keep taking your medication, 482 00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,275 - you'll outlive all of us. - Thanks. 483 00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:28,798 Honey, you nailed it. 484 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,173 You weren't worried, were you? 485 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,546 No. 486 00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:33,816 Mm. Me, neither. 487 00:17:35,078 --> 00:17:35,867 I wasn't done with that. 488 00:17:35,868 --> 00:17:36,988 Me, neither. 489 00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:43,065 God, do you soak your hair in cigarettes? 490 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:44,627 Do you wash your clothes in tears? 491 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,030 I have to get home. My roommate needs these shoes. 492 00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:49,038 Weirdos. 493 00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,570 Luke, don't be so mean. I can't take it today. 494 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,917 I may be your sort of mom now... 495 00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:54,642 And I'm practically a child myself. 496 00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:56,526 Okay, let's calm down. 497 00:17:56,686 --> 00:17:57,959 Mom could be fine. 498 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,062 Oh, come on. They wouldn't be freaking out if they were fine. 499 00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:02,152 Right, 'cause mom and dad never freak out over nothing. 500 00:18:02,304 --> 00:18:04,527 They don't. They're perfect. 501 00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:07,133 Remember the time when dad was switching jobs, 502 00:18:07,134 --> 00:18:08,518 and mom threw away all of our junk food? 503 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:09,630 That was completely different. 504 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,983 No, no, actually, it's not. 505 00:18:10,984 --> 00:18:12,318 They don't know how to deal with their stuff, 506 00:18:12,319 --> 00:18:13,831 so they obsess over us. 507 00:18:14,046 --> 00:18:15,902 Maybe that's all this is, right? 508 00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:18,862 I can't believe how relieved I am. 509 00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,099 Me, too. I'm just texting the kids. 510 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,049 It's like at a certain age, "it's probably nothing" 511 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:25,893 becomes "it's probably nothing." 512 00:18:25,894 --> 00:18:28,345 Like they add italics at 40. 513 00:18:28,434 --> 00:18:30,012 - Well, the good news is... - Mmm. 514 00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:34,072 These situations just bring us closer and closer together. 515 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,934 By the way, you did a great job of keeping your cool. 516 00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:39,925 Well, I didn't want to scare the kids. 517 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,708 You did a pretty good job yourself. 518 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:42,685 Thanks. 519 00:18:43,051 --> 00:18:44,115 I have a secret. 520 00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:45,183 What's that? 521 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,135 We're pretty good at this parenting thing. 522 00:18:47,615 --> 00:18:48,919 I think we are. 523 00:18:48,936 --> 00:18:50,039 Kiss me. 524 00:18:50,887 --> 00:18:52,007 I'm gonna try. 525 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,792 "Mom OK"? 526 00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,626 You guys are the worst parents ever. 527 00:18:56,627 --> 00:18:58,202 It's the same every time! 528 00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,824 One of you guys goes through something stressful, 529 00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:01,792 and instead of dealing with it, you freak out on us. 530 00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:03,694 "Quit your job," "don't quit your job"? 531 00:19:03,695 --> 00:19:05,292 "Read more," "read less"? 532 00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:06,597 Be better at being adults! 533 00:19:06,598 --> 00:19:08,128 Come on, Luke. Let's go! 534 00:19:08,129 --> 00:19:10,633 You're not my mom anymore, but okay! 535 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,705 Save the judgey looks for another 15 years. 536 00:19:20,769 --> 00:19:22,286 What the hell happened in there? 537 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,815 I don't know. I've never choked like that before. 538 00:19:24,951 --> 00:19:26,325 You think it's a definite no? 539 00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:27,824 Well, you pointed to a picture of the dean's son 540 00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:29,290 and asked when she's due. 541 00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:30,196 Right. 542 00:19:30,819 --> 00:19:31,976 Sorry I let you down, Jay. 543 00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:32,889 Me? 544 00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:34,823 I saw how much it meant to you. 545 00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,428 It's like I was on the football field. 546 00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:39,707 You were up in the stands, all proud of me, rooting me on. 547 00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:42,622 I'm not used to that. I just whiffed. 548 00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:44,758 That's not even the right sport. 549 00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,032 Why am I trying to blame you? 550 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:48,041 Probably 'cause you should be. Sit down. 551 00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:51,756 I think I put some stuff on you that... 552 00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:55,425 Is about some guys 40 years ago 553 00:19:56,014 --> 00:19:58,247 with tiny noses and perfect hair. 554 00:19:58,636 --> 00:19:59,851 You're losing me. 555 00:20:00,918 --> 00:20:03,053 There's only thing I want you to understand. 556 00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:06,025 If today was the first time 557 00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:07,678 you've felt that I was proud of you, 558 00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:09,567 then I should be apologizing, 559 00:20:09,663 --> 00:20:11,559 'cause I'm proud of you every day. 560 00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:13,446 Thanks, Jay. 561 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,333 Let's go. 562 00:20:17,005 --> 00:20:17,942 Did I really bet him 563 00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:19,293 I could fit his whole cell phone in my mouth? 564 00:20:19,294 --> 00:20:21,365 Forget about that guy. You're never gonna see him again. 565 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:22,877 I'm not sure about that. 566 00:20:24,311 --> 00:20:25,294 Wait here. 567 00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:34,205 - Kernels in? - Check. 568 00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:35,781 - On the right side only? - Check. 569 00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:38,185 You know this is the last of our batter, right? 570 00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,681 Our backs are against the wall. 571 00:20:39,891 --> 00:20:42,358 Last chance at mastering the self-flipping pancake. 572 00:20:42,579 --> 00:20:43,859 You mean "popcake." 573 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:44,986 I was thinking "flipjack." 574 00:20:44,987 --> 00:20:45,972 Oh, of course! 575 00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:46,990 It's okay. 576 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,579 Okay. 577 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,110 This is the one. I feel it. 578 00:20:50,111 --> 00:20:52,458 If this works, centuries from now, 579 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,883 someone's gonna dig one of these things up 580 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:55,524 and wonder what the heck it is. 581 00:20:57,162 --> 00:20:59,232 5... 4... 582 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,290 3... 2... 583 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,445 Flip! 584 00:21:03,459 --> 00:21:04,932 Flip, damn you! 585 00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:08,066 - It's over. - No, it's not! - It's over! 586 00:21:09,514 --> 00:21:10,465 It's all right. 587 00:21:10,861 --> 00:21:12,569 We left it all out there on the griddle. 588 00:21:13,549 --> 00:21:14,958 We live to fight another day. 589 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,776 Yeah. I guess. 590 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,127 I can't believe we wasted all that batter. 591 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,489 Ah, I guess you can't make an omelet 592 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,354 without breaking a few eggs. Am I right? 593 00:21:23,707 --> 00:21:24,916 Or can we? 594 00:21:25,101 --> 00:21:26,453 To the grocery store! 595 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:36,653 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com