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Easy ***. It's just
one room, not *** Park.

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Where'd you get
all this sweet furniture?

3
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Oh, we rented it to make the house
feel more comfortable and inviting.

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Don't sit there!
Oh, my gosh.

5
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It took me 20 minutes
to get these chops just right.

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There.
Does that look straight?

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Nothing about that looks straight.

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I love the house.
It's beautiful.

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Here is a tree.

10
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It's a pachira,

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a Taiwanese symbol
of good financial fortune.

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It's also known as a money tree.

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That makes two of us.

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Well, I would like
to propose a toast.

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Mm. Missed me.

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To the hard work
of Claire and Cameron...

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or as I like to call them,
"Clameron"... oh!

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Which is what potential
home buyers will be doing

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when they see this place.

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Clamorin'.

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- Clamoring t-to buy it f...
- Phil, don't go back for it.

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Because this house
is going to sell.

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Who's the best realtor in town?

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- Gil Thorpe.
- That's right,

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- and he has buyers coming over tomorrow.
- That's right.

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Wow! All right.

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To Claire and Cam.

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My sister. My partner.

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My sister! My partner!
My sister! My partner!

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- "Chinatown." Hilarious.
- Still empty.

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Okay, you know you're my ride.

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- To Clameron!
- Here, here.

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- Cheers.
- Speech!

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Oh! Well, gosh,
I wasn't prepared for this.

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I... I think we should just
really thank the people...

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- Here's to the best construction crew
in the business. - Okay. Okay.

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Hank. Luis. Paco!

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Wish you could be here
right now, buddy.

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What? Did he die?

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No, he's on the roof,
fixing a shingle

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that he should've
gotten right the first time.

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- I guess the most important people...
- And then to my partner. - Yes.

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My lifelong companion.

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- My lovah.
- Aw.

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- Mm.
- Okay, Cam. - Oh.

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Who had his doubts about
this project the whole time,

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and never, even
in my darkest moment,

48
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- said "I told you so."
- Oh.

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Which is good because
he would've been wrong.

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- Very gracious.
- Okay.

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And I'm sure that the house
is gonna sell in no time.

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Hey!

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- Hear, hear.
- Yeah!

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Hey, I've got a friend
who wants to buy a house.

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Maybe I can show it
to him after school.

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Then if he buys it,
I'd get the commission.

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What would that be?

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- Adorable.
- Oh!

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I'm serious.
And I'm not adorable.

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I'm getting a mustache.

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I know my A-B-C's.

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Wow. I guess things weren't
about you for a second.

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- Okay, wrapping this up.
- Yeah.

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To the fastest sale
in real estate history.

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- Yes!
- Bravo!

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Seriously, it's bad luck
to toast with an empty glass.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Dunphy, I'm not gonna lie to you.

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You guys did a nice job on the house.
My buyer wants in.

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Fantastic!
That is great news!

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You know,
when we first got into this...

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Whoa, the small talk's over.

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Here's what
we're prepared to offer.

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You're joking, right?

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I don't joke about real estate.

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I joke about golf and Mexicans.

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It's okay, though.
I'm married to one.

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W-we're not gonna take this.

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It's the first day on the market.

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- We'd barely break even.
- Take it.

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No.

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- The market's crashing!
- Nuh-unh.

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You're in over your head.

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Maybe you're in over your head.

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Dunphy, listen to me.

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If you pass up on this,
you're gonna regret it.

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I don't know the meaning
of the word "regret."

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Here we go.
French toast, double bacon.

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Egg whites, dry toast.

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Damn it.

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Let me tell you something, Gil.

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You may be top dog,

93
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but you're the one
who's gonna have regrets,

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'cause this house
is gonna sell like... that.

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Well...

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that's it for today.

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We're going to die in this house.

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Oh, the pillows
have lost their fluff.

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The pillows are not the problem!

100
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It's okay, Manny.
I'll see you in a minute.

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Yes, I'll be polite and
I'll be nice. I promise.

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I'm going to kill him.

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What'd Javier do this time?

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His one big weekend
alone with his son,

105
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and I just found out

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that he brought
his latest bimbo along.

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He always does this.

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You remember that time that he took
Manny and that stripper fishing?

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Yeah. They barely got a nipple.

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Come on. That was good.
I just thought of that.

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Are you done?

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I bet she was comfortable
with the pole.

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Ah. Should've quit after "nipple."

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How does Leno
do it night after night?

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I was just wondering
that about myself.

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Phil, please. Tell us that
you have some good news.

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Well, it's complicated because
I don't have good news,

118
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but I really want you
guys to like me.

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What? Gil Thorpe called back
with another offer,

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but it was $10,000 lower
than the last one.

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Lower?

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Oh, that is perfect.
That's just perfect.

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Something you wanna say, Mitchell?

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Yes. I told you so.
I warned you this would happen.

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I tried to stop it,
but you wouldn't let me.

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I was right,
and you were wrong.

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Uh, you live in this ridiculous
candy-colored fantasy land.

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I am so much smarter than you,

129
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and it is killing me
not to rub your nose in it!

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No. I'm just thinking.

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Okay, guys,
we have to do something.

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We can't carry this house
for much longer.

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Cam, what did you
spend on staging?

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Uh, let's see.
I don't know.

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How can you not know?

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Because I was hungry,
and everything was so pretty.

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And I didn't think
it would matter

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because who could've guessed

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we wouldn't have sold
the house by now?

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Me.

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Phil, do you think you can

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get Gil Thorpe
up to his original offer?

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- How?
- I don't know.

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You could, uh, flatter him,
stroke his ego.

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No, he'd never fall for that.
He's too smart.

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Ohh. But, honey, if anybody
can pull it off, you can.

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You're so good at everything.

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Mm. That is true.

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- I'll do it.
- Mm.

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We're back!

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I cannot believe that again
you brought a girl.

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What is it this time?
A cocktail waitress?

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A boat show model? A stripper?

154
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No, then I could make
real money. I'm just a PhD.

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Mom, this is Trish.

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- Gloria, hi.
- Hi.

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- Jay.
- How do you do?

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I have heard so much about you.

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She works at the museum of art.

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It was so cool.
We got an after hours tour,

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and Trish said I could take
flash pictures of the paintings.

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But don't worry. I didn't.

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That's a relief.

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I was afraid I was gonna
have to look at 'em.

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So you work at the museum?

166
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Oh, no. I'm just on the board.

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I run the art and antiquities
department at Christie's.

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Oh.

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Let me see. What is the word
I am looking for?

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Oh, yes. Bam!

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So how did you two meet?

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I won a car in a poker game,
but it caught on fire,

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so the guy gave me a painting.

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I took it to the auction house,

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eh, ticky ticky,
I made a big profit

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but I still came home
with a masterpiece.

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He means her.

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May I tell you,
you have a wonderful boy?

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So well-mannered and chivalrous.

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It's like he leapt off the canvas

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of a 16th century portrait
by Gainsborough or van Dyke.

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Listen to that brain.
Hmm?

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Can they stay for dinner?

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Well, that's up to them, papi.

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How can I turn down a free meal?

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First time's the hardest.

187
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What do you say, my love?

188
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Well, I'm not sure I'm ready
to say good-bye to this guy yet.

189
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But I'll only stay
if you let me contribute.

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I did bring along a fabulous
bottle of '82 Bordeaux

191
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that we didn't get
to this weekend.

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For that, you can take Manny home.

193
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See what I have to put up with?

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Gil!

195
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- Phil Dunphy.
- Ha ha ha!

196
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I knew you'd come slinking back!

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Hey, guys!

198
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It's Dunphy. He's cavin'.
What did I tell you?

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What did I tell you, hey?

200
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Oh, Dunphy,
I can play you like a ukulele,

201
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'cause you're small and dainty.

202
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Gil, I wanna talk to you
about your offer.

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Oh, ho!
Let me stop you right there.

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This is how this is gonna go down.

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First of all, I'm gonna take you
out to a very nice dinner.

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I'm gonna talk
really sweet to you.

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And then I'm gonna lay
you down by the fire...

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- Oh.
- Slow at first, then...

209
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If you guys are talking
about the house,

210
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my friend Zack's still looking.

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Honey, 14-year-olds
can't afford to buy houses.

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He's not 14.

213
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He's a software guy
who volunteers at my school.

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- We're gonna be sweating...
- He's an adult with money?

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He drives a nicer car than you.

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Get me his number right now!

217
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And then you're gonna go home

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and tell everybody
you went to the movies,

219
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but you and I both know
that you got thorpedoed.

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Guess what, Gil.
This was a courtesy call

221
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to tell you that
I have another buyer.

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So you can tell your buyer
that you cost them a get house...

223
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Because you got cocky
and overplayed your hand.

224
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Prepare to Phil
the agony of dun-feat.

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Both names!

226
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Now I'm not an art expert like you,

227
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but I did acquire
this piece in a gallery

228
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in one of the finer Vegas casinos.

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What do you think?

230
00:08:02,561 --> 00:08:04,115
It does say something.

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He used to, before
his little voice box broke.

232
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It said, "welcome home,
master. Ruff day?"

233
00:08:10,787 --> 00:08:11,689
Again?

234
00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:13,790
Would you believe she made
me keep this in the attic?

235
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Gloria, Trish says this is art.

236
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What was it Thoreau said?

237
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"It's not what you look at that matters.
It's what you see."

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Hear that?

239
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You were wrong.

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Keep talking like that,

241
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and you will find out
how he lost his voice box.

242
00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:29,436
- What have we here?
- His name's Barkley.

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That's delightful.

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It's not delightful.
It's disgusting.

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Uh, look at Warhol. Look at Koons.

246
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A lot of great works
of contemporary art

247
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were initially dismissed as garbage.

248
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Excellent point, Trish.

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This is not even garbage.

250
00:08:42,568 --> 00:08:45,354
They wouldn't take it.
It's too big for the can.

251
00:08:45,355 --> 00:08:48,262
Now what I see
is a man who is not man.

252
00:08:48,263 --> 00:08:50,609
He is a servant who
has lost his dignity.

253
00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:53,287
It is a commentary
on the class system in society...

254
00:08:53,288 --> 00:08:56,722
as well as a handy place
to put your keys and sunglasses.

255
00:08:56,723 --> 00:08:59,942
Whatever he is, your barkley
is going back to the attic.

256
00:08:59,943 --> 00:09:01,319
I'm going to see the baby.

257
00:09:02,345 --> 00:09:03,368
Ohh. Barkley.

258
00:09:03,369 --> 00:09:04,209
Very clever.

259
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,538
Come on, guys. Let's play.

260
00:09:05,697 --> 00:09:06,796
What are you going to play?

261
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:09,344
Charades. Me and Trish
against dad and Jay.

262
00:09:09,345 --> 00:09:11,687
I have to warn you, Jay.
These two are very good.

263
00:09:11,688 --> 00:09:13,383
It's like they have
their own language.

264
00:09:13,384 --> 00:09:14,825
I want to play, too.

265
00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,405
Which team should I join?

266
00:09:16,406 --> 00:09:17,324
- Go with Manny.
- Go with Jay.

267
00:09:17,325 --> 00:09:18,189
- Them.
- His team.

268
00:09:19,822 --> 00:09:21,890
Okay, then.
Great.

269
00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,406
Well, we'll see you tonight.

270
00:09:24,091 --> 00:09:25,739
Well, Zack Barbie
is indeed an adult,

271
00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,593
he likes the neighborhood,
and he's interested.

272
00:09:27,594 --> 00:09:28,610
Oh, thank God.

273
00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,485
Really? Did God come in here
and tell you about him?

274
00:09:31,486 --> 00:09:33,263
Because I don't
remember it that way.

275
00:09:33,264 --> 00:09:34,802
Okay, okay, this is it, people.

276
00:09:34,803 --> 00:09:36,476
We cannot afford
to lose this buyer.

277
00:09:36,477 --> 00:09:37,510
Why am I standing?

278
00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:40,149
Phil, do you think this is
the right house for him?

279
00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:41,783
It's hard to tell.
He's young. He's single.

280
00:09:41,784 --> 00:09:43,408
I don't know anything
else about him.

281
00:09:43,569 --> 00:09:45,600
Zack Barbie. Born 1986.

282
00:09:45,601 --> 00:09:47,252
Went to college at a place called "mit."

283
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:47,874
M.I.T.

284
00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,275
I know how to spell it.

285
00:09:50,421 --> 00:09:51,368
Five words.

286
00:09:51,369 --> 00:09:52,577
It's a book.

287
00:09:53,371 --> 00:09:54,763
There's an old man...

288
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,524
On the boat...

289
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,127
He caught a big fish.

290
00:09:58,128 --> 00:09:59,839
The old man and the fish!

291
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,557
Uh, time!

292
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,984
"The old man and the sea"!

293
00:10:01,985 --> 00:10:03,221
Never heard about it.

294
00:10:03,222 --> 00:10:05,619
Hemingway's classic tale
of man versus nature.

295
00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,734
Leave it to a guy
with a hundred cats

296
00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:08,138
to write a good fish story, right?

297
00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:09,417
Oh, ho, Trish!

298
00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:12,855
What is this, a book club
or a fun game?

299
00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:13,768
Go.

300
00:10:19,864 --> 00:10:20,792
Play.

301
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,057
Five words.

302
00:10:22,058 --> 00:10:24,096
Second word. Scared. Afraid.

303
00:10:24,097 --> 00:10:25,562
- "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
- Got it!

304
00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:26,552
- You're amazing!
- Oh!

305
00:10:26,632 --> 00:10:28,791
Wowie!
You could do this for a living.

306
00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:29,802
Really? There's such a thing?

307
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,300
No, just like there's no such thing

308
00:10:31,301 --> 00:10:33,380
as a professional
Broadway enthusiast.

309
00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:34,743
You're gonna have
to get a real job.

310
00:10:34,744 --> 00:10:36,064
Okay, it's my turn.

311
00:10:39,883 --> 00:10:41,027
I don't know this.

312
00:10:43,671 --> 00:10:44,695
I don't know this.

313
00:10:44,696 --> 00:10:46,356
Mom, you have to do
the one you pick.

314
00:10:46,357 --> 00:10:47,450
Oh, no, Manny. It's fine.

315
00:10:47,451 --> 00:10:48,661
Just keep picking until
you get one you like.

316
00:10:48,662 --> 00:10:51,782
No, no. I don't have to keep picking.
I'm gonna do this one.

317
00:10:55,382 --> 00:10:56,104
- Uh-oh.
- No, I got this.

318
00:10:56,105 --> 00:10:57,861
Is it a play, a book, or a movie?

319
00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,277
Yeah, one of those.

320
00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:01,463
"Lost"! "Clueless"!

321
00:11:01,464 --> 00:11:02,509
"Dazed and confused"!

322
00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:03,576
This is stupid.

323
00:11:03,582 --> 00:11:05,078
Nobody can get this.

324
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,085
You're probably right.

325
00:11:07,694 --> 00:11:10,036
Yeah. See? This is one of mine.
It's really hard.

326
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,935
Really? What is it?
You do it.

327
00:11:11,936 --> 00:11:13,001
Well...

328
00:11:13,616 --> 00:11:14,552
Play.

329
00:11:15,812 --> 00:11:16,732
"Sweeney Todd"!

330
00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:17,909
- Exactly.
- Ah!

331
00:11:17,931 --> 00:11:18,955
What a team.

332
00:11:20,018 --> 00:11:22,634
This is a stupid... game!

333
00:11:25,312 --> 00:11:27,255
Okay, so after a quick scan
of his Facebook, Twitter,

334
00:11:27,256 --> 00:11:28,653
Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram,

335
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:29,881
here is what I know.

336
00:11:29,882 --> 00:11:31,258
Privacy is dead?

337
00:11:32,084 --> 00:11:34,620
Likes... Chicago Blackhawks,
kickboxing,

338
00:11:34,621 --> 00:11:36,127
the movie "Die hard," and beer.

339
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,538
- He sounds like a frat boy.
- Oh, he's many things.

340
00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:40,345
He meditates,
he loves Indian food,

341
00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:42,338
and he's crazy about his dog Otis.

342
00:11:42,339 --> 00:11:43,468
Does the house
have a doggie door?

343
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,229
- No.
- No.

344
00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:46,178
Put one in.
You get to Barbie through Otis.

345
00:11:46,179 --> 00:11:47,918
She's like the girl
with the dragon tattoo.

346
00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:48,726
With cuter hair.

347
00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:50,537
- Stop talking!
- Oh, she really is.

348
00:11:50,538 --> 00:11:52,490
Dude has a thing
for chicks in black tights,

349
00:11:52,491 --> 00:11:53,776
he likes old school funk,

350
00:11:53,777 --> 00:11:55,945
and he chipped his front
tooth playing soccer.

351
00:11:56,005 --> 00:11:57,403
Aw! It's actually kind of cute.

352
00:11:57,404 --> 00:11:58,958
Oh, my God.
You're falling in love with him.

353
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,771
Oh, please.
It's just a job, nothing more.

354
00:12:00,772 --> 00:12:02,761
Okay, that's enough
to go on. Let's move.

355
00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:03,279
We've got two hours

356
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,091
to turn that place into
Zack Barbie's dream house.

357
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,827
- Barbie's dream house.
- We don't have time!

358
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,166
What the hell was all that about?

359
00:12:14,806 --> 00:12:17,058
Why don't you ask Trish?
She knows everything.

360
00:12:17,059 --> 00:12:18,651
Well, at least she's not a bimbo.

361
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,983
She and Manny
seem to hit it off fine.

362
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,417
What's the problem?

363
00:12:22,418 --> 00:12:25,808
Just one weekend,
and he already idolizes her.

364
00:12:25,841 --> 00:12:28,907
And why wouldn't he?
She's so much smarter than me.

365
00:12:28,908 --> 00:12:31,941
She knows so much more about
the things that he loves.

366
00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:34,422
They have their
little inside jokes.

367
00:12:35,093 --> 00:12:36,888
If she learns how
to froth his cappuccino,

368
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:37,904
I am history.

369
00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:40,617
You and Manny have the closest
relationship I've ever seen.

370
00:12:40,842 --> 00:12:41,721
Hell, he may never form

371
00:12:41,722 --> 00:12:44,098
a healthy attachment
with another woman after you.

372
00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:45,681
You're just saying that.

373
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,334
And it doesn't matter
if Manny likes her.

374
00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:48,636
Knowing Javier's track record,

375
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,555
he'll dump her like
he dumps everybody.

376
00:12:50,556 --> 00:12:53,189
You are wrong, Jay.
I'm not going to dump her.

377
00:12:53,421 --> 00:12:55,956
In fact, this weekend,
I asked Trish to marry me.

378
00:12:58,953 --> 00:13:00,460
You're going to marry her?

379
00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:02,567
I was waiting for
the right time to tell you.

380
00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:03,159
Nailed it.

381
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,806
I wanted to ask you
for my abuela's ring back.

382
00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:06,911
I really want Trish to wear it.

383
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:09,763
She is the most amazing
woman I've ever known.

384
00:13:09,764 --> 00:13:11,716
You see that I am holding a knife.

385
00:13:11,717 --> 00:13:14,226
Please. Half our marriage
was you with a knife.

386
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,684
Trish is the one.
And Manny already loves her.

387
00:13:16,685 --> 00:13:18,062
He can spend more time
with us now...

388
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,592
Holidays, summers even.

389
00:13:19,593 --> 00:13:21,544
Fine. I'll go get you the ring.

390
00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:22,975
But you owe me $8

391
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,199
because I had
to replace "the emerald."

392
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,874
Javier, you've brought a lot
of 30-year-olds around here,

393
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,499
but this one's my favorite.

394
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,019
And I like Trish, too.

395
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,144
Me, too.

396
00:13:45,145 --> 00:13:46,411
Well, then I suppose this is

397
00:13:46,412 --> 00:13:49,140
as good a moment
as any to tell you, Manny.

398
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,253
Trish and I are getting married.

399
00:13:51,254 --> 00:13:53,838
Oh, my gosh.
This is the best news ever!

400
00:13:55,303 --> 00:13:56,655
Here. Drink.

401
00:13:56,824 --> 00:13:58,192
Now listen, my love.

402
00:13:59,091 --> 00:14:01,523
This belonged to my abuela.

403
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,346
Um, maybe not now, Javier.

404
00:14:03,347 --> 00:14:04,538
No, no. Please. Please.

405
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,866
It will fill my heart to see
this ring on your...

406
00:14:07,787 --> 00:14:08,827
your finger.

407
00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:11,260
Oh. It's... it's a little small.

408
00:14:12,074 --> 00:14:12,797
I can't do this.

409
00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:14,498
No, no.
I'll just push a little harder.

410
00:14:14,499 --> 00:14:17,276
Javier, stop.
It'll never work.

411
00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:19,001
But wait, my love.

412
00:14:19,201 --> 00:14:21,000
We can put butter on your finger.

413
00:14:23,892 --> 00:14:25,100
That's him. Hit it.

414
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,524
Hey! Not him.

415
00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:32,491
Hey, guys.
Sorry it took me so long.

416
00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,848
I've never bought beer before.
There's just so many choices.

417
00:14:34,849 --> 00:14:36,072
Do we really need that much?

418
00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:37,729
I don't know.
Is this a lot?

419
00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:40,302
Showtime!

420
00:14:41,905 --> 00:14:43,377
Hey! Not him.

421
00:14:43,574 --> 00:14:46,622
Hey! Thought I'd just swing by
and see how it's going.

422
00:14:46,623 --> 00:14:47,751
Zack here?

423
00:14:47,782 --> 00:14:48,806
Oh, my God.

424
00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:51,002
You are wearing black tights.

425
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:52,851
Alex was right.
You are into him.

426
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,072
That skank Zoey broke his heart.
I can make him whole again!

427
00:14:55,073 --> 00:14:56,121
Haley.

428
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,334
Okay, that has to be him.

429
00:14:58,335 --> 00:14:59,689
Everyone we know is already here.

430
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,619
- Everyone, places. Let's make this perfect.
- Yes.

431
00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:03,986
I'm Ira Glass.

432
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:04,972
- Today on the program...
- No, no.

433
00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,017
- That's not it.
- Turn that off!

434
00:15:06,018 --> 00:15:07,609
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Turn it off!

435
00:15:07,942 --> 00:15:08,889
It's the back button.

436
00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:11,370
Hey! You must be Zack.

437
00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:12,858
- Yeah.
- I'm Phil Dunphy. Come on in.

438
00:15:12,859 --> 00:15:14,139
- Hi.
- Yeah.

439
00:15:14,176 --> 00:15:15,316
These are my associates.

440
00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:16,702
- Hello!
- Good evening. - Hi!

441
00:15:16,703 --> 00:15:17,704
- Hello.
- Hi!

442
00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:19,641
Oh, and my, uh, my daughter.

443
00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:22,568
So... this is the place.

444
00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:23,524
Looks nice.

445
00:15:23,525 --> 00:15:24,933
So, Zack, you hungry?

446
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:27,230
Uh, no.
But, uh, it smells great.

447
00:15:27,231 --> 00:15:30,385
Yeah, it's from this amazing
Indian place just down the road.

448
00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:31,650
It's walking distance.

449
00:15:31,651 --> 00:15:33,889
Which is awesome if you've had
one too many brewskis,

450
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,018
am I right?

451
00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:36,058
Yeah.

452
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:40,903
Oh. Is someone a Blackhawks fan?
Love the hawks.

453
00:15:41,018 --> 00:15:43,282
Yeah, well,
that's a weird coincidence.

454
00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:45,091
Let's go check out
the kickboxing gym.

455
00:15:45,092 --> 00:15:46,871
Seriously? I kickbox.

456
00:15:46,872 --> 00:15:47,827
- What?
- Yeah.

457
00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:48,813
Come on!

458
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,069
Haley!

459
00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:55,810
Trish, open up!

460
00:15:55,811 --> 00:15:57,612
No. I don't want
to see you right now.

461
00:15:57,613 --> 00:15:59,633
Open up, or I'm going
to break down the door!

462
00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:02,210
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Don't break down the door!

463
00:16:02,243 --> 00:16:02,867
Ay, caramba.

464
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,716
I'm beginning to think
I should've just bought a ring.

465
00:16:04,717 --> 00:16:06,246
- Let me talk to her.
- You?

466
00:16:06,754 --> 00:16:09,286
Yes. She's scared.
Maybe I can help.

467
00:16:09,287 --> 00:16:11,519
Help her go... adios.

468
00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:12,524
Go ahead.

469
00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:14,673
And you tell her
she's being crazy and irrational.

470
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,230
And if she doesn't come out,
I'm going to burn down this house!

471
00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:19,127
Don't burn down the house!

472
00:16:19,817 --> 00:16:22,169
Trish, open! It's Gloria.

473
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,484
I'm sorry. I needed to be alone.

474
00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:27,982
In Manny's bedroom?

475
00:16:28,249 --> 00:16:30,804
Well... I thought
it was a bathroom.

476
00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:32,438
It smells like potpourri.

477
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:33,766
Mm. Listen,

478
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:36,223
I would be the first person
to understand that

479
00:16:36,224 --> 00:16:39,022
you're having second thoughts
about marrying Javier.

480
00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:40,289
I am,

481
00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:42,109
but I do love him.

482
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,270
Of course you do,

483
00:16:43,271 --> 00:16:46,879
even though he's irresponsible
and impulsive,

484
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,702
and if your sisters
are even a little bit pretty,

485
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,815
- he's gonna try...
- No, no, no, no, no. It's not that.

486
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,255
Is it the drinking?

487
00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:54,537
Is it the gambling?

488
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:56,865
Is it because of your fat fingers?

489
00:16:56,866 --> 00:16:58,606
- No, it's you.
- Me?

490
00:16:58,607 --> 00:17:00,215
How can I compete with you?

491
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:01,518
All Manny talks about

492
00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:03,846
is how he's got
the world's greatest mom.

493
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:05,933
And I know Javier
regrets losing you.

494
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,063
No, he doesn't.

495
00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:08,928
Oh, believe me, he does.

496
00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:11,653
And who could blame him?
I mean...

497
00:17:12,093 --> 00:17:13,332
Look at you!

498
00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:15,471
Who has a body like that?

499
00:17:15,692 --> 00:17:18,155
And you just had a baby
two months ago?

500
00:17:18,156 --> 00:17:20,651
I mean, what...
do you just live at the gym?

501
00:17:20,652 --> 00:17:22,707
Who has time for the gym?

502
00:17:24,242 --> 00:17:25,747
You know what I had for lunch?

503
00:17:25,748 --> 00:17:27,328
I had a half a granola bar,

504
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:30,215
and I can't button my pants!

505
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,953
I can't cook!

506
00:17:32,158 --> 00:17:35,502
And at best,
I am average in bed!

507
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:36,682
And I will never,

508
00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:41,500
ever, ever live up
to the great Gloria!

509
00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:44,915
Welcome to the family!

510
00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:50,615
And did I mention that
from the back of the garden,

511
00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:52,504
you can almost see
a piece of the building

512
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,248
that they shot "Die hard" in?

513
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:56,672
I like to sit back there sometimes.

514
00:17:56,673 --> 00:17:59,585
It's a great place to gather
my thoughts and just...

515
00:17:59,741 --> 00:18:00,952
I don't know. Be in the now.

516
00:18:00,953 --> 00:18:02,329
I meditate every day.

517
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,691
- Yippee-ki-yay!
- Yeah.

518
00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:05,308
What are the odds?

519
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,552
You know, this is probably
not gonna help

520
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,257
my negotiating power, but...

521
00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:11,637
I kinda can't believe
how perfect this house is.

522
00:18:11,989 --> 00:18:16,077
And how much is little Otis
gonna enjoy this doggie door?

523
00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:19,356
How do you...
know my dog's name?

524
00:18:19,591 --> 00:18:20,208
I don't.

525
00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:22,249
Yeah, you do.
You just said "Otis."

526
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,909
No. No, no, he said,

527
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:27,118
"oh, dis doggie door would be
perfect for your dog..."

528
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,352
Should you own one.

529
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:31,753
- That's not even close to what
he just said. - That's what I heard.

530
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,238
Anyway, we can
do a very fast escrow

531
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:35,293
and get you in this house
by the end of the month.

532
00:18:35,294 --> 00:18:37,951
Oh! Just in time for your birthday!

533
00:18:38,147 --> 00:18:39,211
- Ohh.
- This is weird!

534
00:18:39,281 --> 00:18:40,190
It's totally weird.

535
00:18:40,191 --> 00:18:42,694
Okay, the Blackhawks,
you know my birthday,

536
00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:44,372
and you know my dog's name.

537
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,592
- You guys are freaking me out.
- Okay, wait a second.

538
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,463
We poured our hearts
into this house,

539
00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:50,838
and we just wanted to show you
what it would be like

540
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,943
if you were living here.
Did we go a tiny bit overboard?

541
00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,182
Oh, my God.

542
00:19:00,437 --> 00:19:01,421
Mm! Favorite song.

543
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,855
- Way to go.
- Ha. You take care.

544
00:19:04,085 --> 00:19:06,085
Can you even see
the "Die hard" building from here?

545
00:19:06,086 --> 00:19:07,076
- No.
- Mnh-mnh.

546
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,323
I'll be at Coachella, too!
I'll come find you!

547
00:19:10,324 --> 00:19:11,813
- Honey! Haley!
- Haley!

548
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,599
Well, that's it.

549
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,633
We're officially screwed.

550
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:17,441
Darn it.

551
00:19:17,442 --> 00:19:18,550
It's okay, honey.

552
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:21,407
No, it's not okay.
I feel responsible.

553
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:23,816
I dragged us all into this.

554
00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:27,958
The whole point was so that
I could make a little extra money

555
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,286
and contribute to the family,

556
00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:31,943
and instead,
I'm gonna end up costing us.

557
00:19:32,581 --> 00:19:33,481
I'm a failure.

558
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,065
Hey. Hey.

559
00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:37,495
No one could've predicted this.

560
00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:39,487
My bad.

561
00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:40,444
We'll find another buyer.

562
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:43,262
- This time, we'll learn from our mistakes.
- Got it. I got it.

563
00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:44,806
He's back!

564
00:19:45,405 --> 00:19:48,039
No. No, no, no!
Stop! Stop. Stop.

565
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:50,590
This is a great house.
It was built with integrity.

566
00:19:50,615 --> 00:19:53,117
We should sell it that way, okay?
No more tricks.

567
00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:54,754
- Yeah.
- Let's just be honest.

568
00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:55,699
No tricks.

569
00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:58,742
- Hey, Dunphy.
- Gil.

570
00:19:59,477 --> 00:20:00,654
Your office said
you'd be over here.

571
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:01,767
Yeah, I am here.

572
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:03,094
With my buyers.

573
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:05,284
What do you guys think?

574
00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:07,271
Oh, my God!
This house is perfect.

575
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:10,744
I especially love the warm
embrace of the parlor!

576
00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:12,941
- It screams you.
- No, it screams you, sweetie.

577
00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:14,868
- Oh, dis doggie door, Cam. Look.
- Ooh!

578
00:20:14,869 --> 00:20:16,964
Damn it. Gays.

579
00:20:17,629 --> 00:20:18,773
They come to play.

580
00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:20,585
I'm busy, Gil.

581
00:20:20,606 --> 00:20:23,590
Don't accept any offers
without talking to me first.

582
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:25,171
My buyer wants in, all right?

583
00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:27,400
I don't know.
We're pretty far down that road.

584
00:20:27,401 --> 00:20:29,323
All right. We'll up the offer.

585
00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:30,260
Gil...

586
00:20:31,035 --> 00:20:32,866
Let me tell you how
this is gonna go down.

587
00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:36,514
First, you're gonna
buy me a lovely dinner.

588
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:37,688
No, that's not it.

589
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,591
First, I'm gonna buy you
a lovely dinner.

590
00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:42,853
Then I'm gonna
take you in the back...

591
00:20:42,854 --> 00:20:44,855
It's gonna happen!
It's gonna happen!

592
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,427
We're gonna sell the house.

593
00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:49,984
You see, Mitchell?
I told you so.

594
00:20:50,156 --> 00:20:51,132
Yeah!

595
00:21:01,406 --> 00:21:02,795
That's my wife. I better take it.

596
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,677
Hey, hey. Whoa, listen.
Whatever you do,

597
00:21:04,678 --> 00:21:06,523
don't tell her you're
playing golf on a weekday.

598
00:21:06,524 --> 00:21:08,060
You'll be doing dishes all night.

599
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:10,061
Good call.
Thank you, my man.

600
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,710
Hey, honey. What's up?

601
00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:14,227
Oh, not much.

602
00:21:14,228 --> 00:21:15,743
Just, uh, in a meeting.

603
00:21:16,663 --> 00:21:18,487
You know, working hard,
bringing home the bacon.

604
00:21:19,269 --> 00:21:20,677
No, he's not! He's playing golf!

605
00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:21,589
No.

606
00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:23,682
Um... fore! Nice putt!

607
00:21:24,339 --> 00:21:26,231
Why you lying to your wife, Dunphy?
Huh?

608
00:21:26,943 --> 00:21:28,559
Hey, he had a beer at lunch, too!

609
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,778
What is wrong with you?

610
00:21:30,352 --> 00:21:31,807
You just got thorpedoed!

611
00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:32,896
Come back here.

612
00:21:33,096 --> 00:21:34,296
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