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buy movie tickets, tell us the weather...
I just want one that opens.

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Maybe we should
have gotten that one.

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Mitchell?

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Oh. Oh my God, Teddy!
Cam, this is Teddy.

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Teddy. Teddy-Teddy?

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Doc... doctor Teddy!

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Teddy was Mitch's one significant
boyfriend before me.

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Uh, Mitch had recently
just come out.

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And as he put it,

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it was hard to love someone else

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if he couldn't love himself.

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I actually said those words?

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Ugh. It's kind of hard
to love myself right now.

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You were the one who said,
"I need some time.

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I'll call you when I heal more."

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Ten years later...

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Ohh! I never said that.

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Time to heal more!
That's so sweet and sensitive.

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Why did you kill
that part of yourself?

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You know, I'm hosting a fund-raiser

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for the hospital this weekend

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at that roller rink on South main.

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Any chance you guys can come?

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- Yeah. Absolutely, we'll be there.
- Possibly. Okay.

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Great. So 4:00 Saturday.

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I'm so glad I bumped into y'all.

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Us, too. Say bye, Lily!

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Bye, Lily.

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I taught her that, so...

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- Bye, Lily. Bye.
- Bye, Teddy.

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Oh, my gosh, he's great!

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You're okay making plans
with my ex-boyfriend?

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Um, yes.
It's been a hundred years.

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Plus, this is one of the many
benefits of being gay.

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We can be friends with our exes

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without all the petty jealousy
straight people go through.

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Well, I guess I am friends
with Pepper, so...

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I went on one date with Pepper.
One.

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When are you gonna
stop bringing it up?

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When you stop reacting like that.

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Daddy loves Pepper.

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I taught her that.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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That's private.

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Oh, sorry. But why do you have
all of our names down on a list?

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It's for my school essay...
Pick a hero in your family

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and write about why
you've chosen him or her.

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You're still in the running,

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but I'm not loving
that you're drinking wine

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while watching my brother.

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Well, it was from an open bottle
of white in your fridge, so...

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It's about judgment, Claire.

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It's not the '70s.
We know better.

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There was lipstick on the bottle.

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There are my babies!

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- How was dinner?
- Perfect.

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I had a steak,
I had some ice cream,

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Gloria found a hair in her fish,

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and it didn't cost us a penny!

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It might have been my own hair,

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but Jay was so happy
that I didn't say anything.

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What?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Honey, you got a second before you go?

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I wanna talk to you
about something.

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All right.
Why is she smiling at me like that?

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It's good news.

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Okay.

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You remember Bob from my office?

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Yeah, Uncle Bob.
The one who did the trick

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where he pulled
a quarter out of my ear.

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He learned another trick.

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He pulled 50 grand
out of our pension fund.

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- Oh.
- I fired him.

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But the worst part is,

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I was grooming him
to take over the company.

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But there's an upside.

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He wants you to work for him.

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I know it's just a job right now,

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but you know that he has
this thing going on in his chest,

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so you never know where
you're going to end up, Claire.

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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Gloria. Gloria, it's a cold.

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- Anyway, look.
- Mm-hmm.

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I know you've been wanting
to get back out there,

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and I always kind of thought
that if you did go back to work,

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you'd come back
to work with me.

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I-I worked there for
half a summer 20 years ago.

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And it... it was terrific, honey.

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Listen, obviously,
we'll start you out slow.

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We'll give you time to
re-learn about the place,

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and then maybe move you up.
You know, you do know a guy.

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He means him!

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It's a wonderful opportunity, dad.
Thanks.

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- Could I... could I think about it,
talk to Phil? - Oh, sure.

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- I'll call you tomorrow.
- All right. All right. All right.

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- Where's my boy? Give me my boy.
- Here's your man.

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Here's your little man.
Oh, love him.

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What did I say about these
flowered blankets for him?

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- Ay.
- Huh?

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He's starting to take after
Hugh hef-nerd over there.

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Very amusing, Jay.

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Let me just get
your name down here.

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Another brochure
from a community college.

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You know, I bet mom
is having them send these.

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Really? You don't think
they've targeted you

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as a must-have recruit?

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At least this one doesn't have
that fakey lunchtime shot

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of the black guy,
Asian girl, and an Indian...

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Oh, wait! There it is.

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Wow, that wheelchair kid
is really cracking everybody up.

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Girls, your mom's on
her way home with dinner!

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I never got this.

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If he sees it,
we'll have to talk about it.

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What?

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What what?

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If grandpa calls, I'm not home.

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What happened?

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He wants me to work for him.

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Like, groom me to
take over or something.

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I don't know how I'm gonna say no.

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Why would you say no?

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I thought you were
looking for something.

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We could use the money, too,

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especially if Haley decides
to go back to school.

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Oh, is she still throwing out
those college brochures?

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Just tossed one now.

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Who does she think
empties the trash?

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You know what really sucks?
That job could be great.

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But my dad is a terrible boss.
He is so mean.

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"Princess, coffeepot's
not gonna wash itself."

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That's where you got that?

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I said it to you one time.

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Well, you just gotta tell him
straight up, man to man.

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Woman to man.
You're very shapely.

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I know. I will.

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It's just I hate it so much.

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The... the four big times
that I disappointed him,

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it devastated me.

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I mean, the first time,
I cut off all my hair.

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I went to college out of state.

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I crashed his vintage
jag into a wall.

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That's only three.

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Kids, dinner!

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Oh, loving this already.

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If no one gets a concussion,
we're totally coming back.

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So listen, if at any point
you're not okay

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with seeing me
and Teddy together,

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just please let me know,
and we can go.

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Oh, well, thank you.
And if at any point

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you're not okay with me
being so okay with it,

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you let me know.

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Teddy! Teddy! Hey!

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- Ah, hey!
- Hey!

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Aw, look at you!

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This shirt is fantastic.
You're adorable.

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You're adorable!

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Oh, I think somebody has a crush!

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Thank you so much for having us.

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I don't know which one
of my girls is more excited.

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Okay. Come on,
let's get you some skates.

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I want Teddy to come.

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Oh, honey, I-I'm sure
Teddy has other things...

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No, no! You guys go! Catch up.

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I'll lace up.
Okay.

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Okay, ready?

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- Have fun, okay!
- Hey, Uncle Cam!

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Oh, my gosh! Hey!
What's... what's going on?

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What... what are you
guys doing here?

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- Teddy invited us.
- You guys know Teddy.

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- Yeah, totally.
- Yeah, Teddy's great.

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Heads up, amateurs!

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It's time to rock 'n' roll!
Do you get it?

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Cam, what are you doing here?

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- Um...
- Oh, hell, it's dad.

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Whose dad? Not your dad.

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I have been avoiding
his calls all day.

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Quick, Phil, slingshot me.
All right.

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Oh. Limbo skate, kids.

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How low can you go?

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I'm at a roller rink
with my family

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on a Saturday night.
I win.

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I have got to get a photo of Lily.

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Teddy's making her giggle so hard.

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Oh, well, everybody loves...
Teddy, so...

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But you'll let me know
if you're not okay.

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Mitchell, do you know
your entire family's here,

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invited by your ex-boyfriend?

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Phil and Claire,
Jay and Gloria,

188
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your cousin Pete.

189
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Hey!

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C... it's a... it's a fund-raiser, all right?

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I'm sure he just invited
everyone on his contact list.

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Oh, well, that makes sense.

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Yes, of course it does.

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And... I'm flattered.

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Why are you flattered?

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- You know.
- I don't.

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You do!

198
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I really don't!

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Gloria, throw on those skates
and take a whirl with me.

200
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Oh, I totally would,

201
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but I'm taking care of Lily
and she doesn't want to.

202
00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:05,534
- Oh.
- Yes, I do.

203
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No, you don't.
You told me before.

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You don't remember?
Why would I lie?

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Gloria.

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You don't know how to roller-skate.

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Of course I do.
I know how to do everything.

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I can't lie to that face.

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It's a good thing
that we're not married.

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Well, I don't...

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I can't skate.
I am an elegant woman.

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That means that I never do

213
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the few things that
I don't really do that good.

214
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But I'm a natural teacher.

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But I'm going to look stupid.

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Gloria...

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Trust me.

218
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As long as you're standing next to me,

219
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you will not look stupid.

220
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Oh, thank God!
There is no place to sit.

221
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Always room at my table
for my darling nieces.

222
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Uhh... you beat us to it.

223
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We were gonna ask
this kid if we could share.

224
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Well, he was just leaving.

225
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Yeah, you can totally sit with us.

226
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You know, I debated
even putting you two on here.

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Whoa, fancy.

228
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Yeah, I know.
Well, I did used to work here.

229
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W-w-wait.
You're the Claire from the bathroom?

230
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Oh, is it still here?

231
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Y-yeah... oh...

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Oh! Hey!
Look at you two catching up

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- after all these years.
- Well, it hasn't been that long.

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It's been like a month
since you came by

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- when Alex had the flu, right?
- Oh, no kidding!

236
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Well, I do get a
home-cooked meal out of it.

237
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Plus I owe these guys.

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- Phil helped me buy my last two houses.
- Oh...

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Oh. So good.
Such great stories.

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- Yeah.
- Hey, you!

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You owe me a phone call!

242
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I know! I'm gonna call you!

243
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Hey! Teddy's here, huh?

244
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Hey, you deadbeat, you owe me
50 bucks for the golf.

245
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Well, maybe I'll slip it to you
during your next prostate exam.

246
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I'll bet you're counting
the days, you perv.

247
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Oh. So funny.

248
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You and Jay really seem
to have a thing, don't ya?

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00:08:41,592 --> 00:08:44,067
And Gloria... what's the nature
of your relationship with her?

250
00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:45,662
Well, actually,
we just met tonight.

251
00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:47,314
You know, I'm not
so sure she likes me.

252
00:08:47,315 --> 00:08:48,285
Really?

253
00:08:48,849 --> 00:08:51,839
Uh, well, I mean, she just
takes a little time to warm up.

254
00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,612
Oh, thanks. And thank you,
again, for coming tonight.

255
00:08:54,613 --> 00:08:56,353
With the money we raised,
we'll be able

256
00:08:56,354 --> 00:08:58,672
to inoculate over 4,000 needy kids

257
00:08:58,673 --> 00:09:01,419
against some truly awful diseases.

258
00:09:01,819 --> 00:09:03,341
And how well do you know Luke?

259
00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:05,484
I love that movie, too!

260
00:09:05,485 --> 00:09:08,061
Yeah, that cool fight scene
on that skyscraper in Shanghai...

261
00:09:08,062 --> 00:09:09,766
it really made me
want to go to Japan.

262
00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,671
Why? Shanghai's in China.

263
00:09:11,749 --> 00:09:13,358
I'm just saying, you don't
want to fly to Japan,

264
00:09:13,359 --> 00:09:15,742
get in a cab and say,
"take me to downtown Shanghai."

265
00:09:15,743 --> 00:09:17,510
It's a pretty expensive ride.

266
00:09:19,014 --> 00:09:20,598
Uh, um, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom.

267
00:09:20,599 --> 00:09:21,690
Come with me.

268
00:09:21,764 --> 00:09:23,196
Be right back, guys.

269
00:09:25,626 --> 00:09:27,321
Uh, what do you think
you're doing out there?

270
00:09:27,322 --> 00:09:29,780
- I'm flirting.
- That's what I was afraid of.

271
00:09:29,781 --> 00:09:31,325
Look, I'm not gonna
pretend I'm stupid

272
00:09:31,326 --> 00:09:33,519
- just so a boy will like me.
- Of course not.

273
00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,690
But you don't have to put
the poor guy to shame.

274
00:09:35,691 --> 00:09:38,350
Flirting with boys is about
increasing your value,

275
00:09:38,351 --> 00:09:39,690
not decreasing theirs.

276
00:09:39,691 --> 00:09:43,182
That's a complicated thought.
What magazine taught you that?

277
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,842
You're doing it again!
The mean thing.

278
00:09:44,843 --> 00:09:46,863
Can you even hear it or what?

279
00:09:47,107 --> 00:09:49,348
- I heard it.
- Good.

280
00:09:49,349 --> 00:09:51,425
So now that he knows
that you're smart,

281
00:09:51,426 --> 00:09:53,167
let's work on being nice.

282
00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:54,862
- Wanna ditch the hoodie?
- No.

283
00:09:54,863 --> 00:09:56,872
That's all good. It's a process.

284
00:09:57,182 --> 00:10:00,144
Man, tough finding
a hero in this family, huh?

285
00:10:00,163 --> 00:10:02,524
You know, I've got
problems of my own.

286
00:10:02,525 --> 00:10:05,622
I can't always be the lovable
sidekick on "the Manny show."

287
00:10:05,623 --> 00:10:08,104
Did you even notice
I'm binge-eating?

288
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,699
Whoa. You're really
going through something.

289
00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:11,562
Wanna talk about it?

290
00:10:11,563 --> 00:10:12,963
Not even a little bit.

291
00:10:12,964 --> 00:10:15,546
And don't go hounding me
like you always do.

292
00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:17,988
Well, thanks for restoring
my faith in this family.

293
00:10:17,989 --> 00:10:19,483
Too bad I'm not related to Teddy.

294
00:10:19,484 --> 00:10:21,584
- He seems terrific.
- Doesn't he, though?

295
00:10:22,195 --> 00:10:23,536
Knees bent.

296
00:10:23,765 --> 00:10:26,162
Arms loose. Chin up.

297
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,269
Butt out.

298
00:10:27,783 --> 00:10:29,565
Ay, no, Phil. This is too much.

299
00:10:29,566 --> 00:10:30,918
No, just remember,
"kbalcubo." Huh?

300
00:10:30,919 --> 00:10:32,262
K-b-a-l-c-u-b-o.

301
00:10:32,263 --> 00:10:34,514
- "Koala bears always lose cherries
under big overpasses." - Ay.

302
00:10:34,515 --> 00:10:37,178
- Ay, no! How am I gonna
remember all that? - Uh, uh... oh!

303
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:38,709
- Oh!- Aah!
- I gotcha.

304
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,595
- Ay, Teddy...
- Teddy, you're amazing!

305
00:10:41,596 --> 00:10:43,454
Thank you for saving me!

306
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,894
Let me get in there, boys.
Excuse me.

307
00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:48,342
Boom!

308
00:10:49,084 --> 00:10:50,101
Okay!

309
00:10:50,102 --> 00:10:52,020
Okay, clearly it's time to talk.

310
00:10:52,021 --> 00:10:54,739
All right, Cam, Cam,
you're obviously upset.

311
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,202
But trust me...
there are no lingering feelings

312
00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:58,152
between me and Teddy.

313
00:10:58,153 --> 00:10:59,541
I don't care about you and Teddy.

314
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:02,061
I don't like what's lingering
between him and your family.

315
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,957
- What?
- Mitchell, look around.

316
00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:06,357
Your family is cheating on me
with your ex-boyfriend.

317
00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:08,912
Cheating... Okay, yes.
Th-there is a bit more contact

318
00:11:08,913 --> 00:11:10,302
between them than I realized, but...

319
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,130
Oh, o-oh, yeah.
Now this is where we make Cam

320
00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:13,530
the over-sensitive drama queen.

321
00:11:13,531 --> 00:11:16,688
God forbid we take any action
to make things right for me.

322
00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:18,574
Well, okay, okay.
Okay, what do you want me to do?

323
00:11:18,575 --> 00:11:21,765
Would you like me to ask them
to break up with Teddy?

324
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,560
Is that what you're asking?

325
00:11:23,561 --> 00:11:25,091
Of course not.
I would never ask that.

326
00:11:25,092 --> 00:11:26,912
- That would be insane.
- Well, good.

327
00:11:26,913 --> 00:11:28,689
It would be as insane
for me to ask that

328
00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:30,981
as it would be sane
for you to offer it.

329
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,484
So that is what you're asking.

330
00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:34,121
No, that's what I'm not asking.

331
00:11:34,122 --> 00:11:36,303
But if you decide to do it,
I want it to come from you,

332
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,984
not me, because
I'm clearly not asking for it.

333
00:11:38,985 --> 00:11:41,088
- Okay, this is nuts.
- Is it?

334
00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:42,587
I worked my fingers to the bone

335
00:11:42,588 --> 00:11:44,471
to get these jumpy
protestants to love me,

336
00:11:44,472 --> 00:11:46,854
and now I find out
they're holding a torch

337
00:11:46,855 --> 00:11:48,656
for the man who came before me?

338
00:11:48,657 --> 00:11:51,819
It's not nuts.
It's actually quite painful.

339
00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:54,223
Excuse me, sir?
You just won a prize

340
00:11:54,224 --> 00:11:56,136
for setting a rink record
on the boxing machine.

341
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:58,269
If you wouldn't mind taking
a picture for our wall of fame?

342
00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:00,342
Oh, yeah, sure. Absolutely.
Just one second.

343
00:12:00,343 --> 00:12:01,978
- Okay.
- That's exciting.

344
00:12:02,182 --> 00:12:04,018
Mitchell, I know
you'll do what's right.

345
00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:07,076
Unless you like seeing me humiliated.

346
00:12:07,721 --> 00:12:08,833
Thank you.

347
00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:21,977
Everybody was staring, Phil.

348
00:12:21,978 --> 00:12:25,026
Well, what if we practice outside
where no one can see us?

349
00:12:26,007 --> 00:12:28,607
Ay, and now I have
the nervous burps!

350
00:12:28,608 --> 00:12:29,970
- Oh...
- Claire.

351
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,920
Dad? Wh-what are
you doing out here?

352
00:12:31,921 --> 00:12:34,159
Apparently this is the only way
we'll get to talk tonight.

353
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,324
- About this job...
- Mm-hmm?

354
00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:38,139
- Hey, guys. - This sounds
really important, dad. Hang on.

355
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,740
- Go ahead, Mitchell.
- Okay, so listen. This is coming from me.

356
00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:43,063
- Mm-hmm. - No one else. Um...
but I need you to do something,

357
00:12:43,064 --> 00:12:45,155
- and I don't want you
to give me any flack. - Oh, jeez.

358
00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:47,093
That's flack.
I-I think it's a little weird

359
00:12:47,094 --> 00:12:49,747
- how you all still hang out
with Teddy so much... - Told you.

360
00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:52,534
And I think it'd be appropriate
if maybe you all,

361
00:12:52,535 --> 00:12:53,754
you know, stopped seeing him.

362
00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:55,552
This is coming from Cam, isn't it?

363
00:12:56,012 --> 00:12:57,711
No, it's not.

364
00:12:57,748 --> 00:12:58,626
Wait a second.

365
00:12:58,627 --> 00:13:01,724
Cam doesn't think we can love him
and Teddy at the same time?

366
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:05,017
And you just sold Cam out like that?
Wow.

367
00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:07,142
Wait. What is that?

368
00:13:07,143 --> 00:13:09,105
I'll tell you what it is.
It's sad.

369
00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:11,565
Hey, skaters!
Not an emergency,

370
00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,991
but we do have a small
fire in the snack bar.

371
00:13:13,992 --> 00:13:16,892
We'd like everyone to calmly
file outside. Thanks.

372
00:13:16,893 --> 00:13:18,514
Okay, everyone,
the exit's over here.

373
00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:19,967
Come this way, please.

374
00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:21,163
Hey, this way, to the exit.

375
00:13:21,164 --> 00:13:22,410
All right, everybody over here.

376
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,812
Come on.
You guys, just do this for me.

377
00:13:24,813 --> 00:13:27,116
But... he's all the way over there.

378
00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:29,823
There's no hurry. We're in
a wooden box built in 1970.

379
00:13:29,824 --> 00:13:30,945
- Let's go!
- Oh... all right, let's go.

380
00:13:30,946 --> 00:13:32,737
Okay, thank you. That's very nice.

381
00:13:32,738 --> 00:13:33,657
- Okay.
- Sweet of you.

382
00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:35,794
Hey, skaters, good news!

383
00:13:35,795 --> 00:13:37,208
Fire's out!

384
00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:39,045
Sorry for the scare.

385
00:13:40,183 --> 00:13:42,000
All right... all right,
before you get upset,

386
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:43,385
this was just about convenience.

387
00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:44,663
- Was it?
- Mm-hmm.

388
00:13:44,664 --> 00:13:46,777
Or was it a perfect metaphor?

389
00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:48,046
Congratulations, Mitchell.

390
00:13:48,047 --> 00:13:51,344
This is the saddest
I've ever been in roller skates.

391
00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:55,109
Okay, be careful.

392
00:13:55,339 --> 00:13:57,054
I don't want to get hurt, okay?

393
00:13:57,055 --> 00:13:59,128
No one's gonna get hurt.
Hold on!

394
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,289
Aah! That hurts!

395
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,146
- Okay, if we could just...
- Aah!

396
00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:04,221
- Son of a Mitchell!
- Aah!

397
00:14:04,222 --> 00:14:06,556
Do not worry one bit.

398
00:14:06,557 --> 00:14:08,486
You are gettin' it!

399
00:14:09,153 --> 00:14:11,122
Let's get away from the cars, huh?

400
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,372
Disgusting.

401
00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:16,662
Claire Pritchett?

402
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,345
- Jeff?
- No way!

403
00:14:18,346 --> 00:14:19,893
I haven't seen you
since you worked here.

404
00:14:19,894 --> 00:14:23,700
- Oh, wow! You... you still do.
- Yeah, do what you love,

405
00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:25,691
- you never work a day in your life, right?
- Right.

406
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,331
This is perfect.

407
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,970
Some civilian just
yakked in the rink.

408
00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,078
Can you take over for a minute?

409
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:30,751
Um... no.

410
00:14:30,752 --> 00:14:32,468
Ah, it's kind of where
I make most of my money.

411
00:14:32,469 --> 00:14:34,425
- You know, I hate to shut it down.
- Mm.

412
00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:37,516
Ah, I got a girl pregnant.
It's a whole thing.

413
00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,022
It's... all right.
I'll do it for a minute, sure.

414
00:14:39,023 --> 00:14:40,177
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Okay.

415
00:14:40,178 --> 00:14:41,878
- Oh, hey...
- Yeah?

416
00:14:42,443 --> 00:14:44,208
I still think about that kiss.

417
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,129
Oh, God.

418
00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:52,011
Bleh! Gross.

419
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:53,483
Mom, I threw up.

420
00:14:53,484 --> 00:14:56,520
Oh, honey, that was you?
You're gonna be okay.

421
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,203
Let me get you something
for your tummy.

422
00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:00,099
I'm just so stressed out.

423
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,259
You know that hero essay
I have to write?

424
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:02,986
Mm-hmm?

425
00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:05,633
Well, dad kind of assumed
I wrote it about him...

426
00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:06,904
- Mm-hmm.
- But I didn't.

427
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:09,847
And now he wants to read it,
and I don't know what to do.

428
00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:12,513
Don't worry about your father.
I am sure he'll understand.

429
00:15:12,514 --> 00:15:14,673
Claire, I need some ice for Cameron.

430
00:15:14,674 --> 00:15:17,103
And we have to talk about the job.

431
00:15:17,104 --> 00:15:18,731
Unless you've taken back this one.

432
00:15:18,732 --> 00:15:20,328
Dad, I'm with a customer right now.

433
00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:21,993
I'll be with you in just a moment.

434
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,154
Honey, I'll talk to your dad.

435
00:15:26,155 --> 00:15:29,089
You don't think he'll be upset
I wrote it about you?

436
00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:30,551
You wrote it about me?

437
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:32,533
Mom, you know me and homework.

438
00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:35,305
I didn't give it much thought.
What's a hero?

439
00:15:35,306 --> 00:15:36,887
Someone who's not
afraid of anything,

440
00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:39,783
and who's strong... that's you.

441
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,596
But dad's so great, too.

442
00:15:41,845 --> 00:15:43,104
- Here it comes.
- Okay. All right.

443
00:15:43,105 --> 00:15:44,702
You just sit down.
Sit down, sweet pea.

444
00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:46,568
Have your drink.
You're gonna be fine.

445
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:48,875
Okay.

446
00:15:49,922 --> 00:15:51,497
Here goes. Um...

447
00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:55,015
So, dad, the last time
we worked together,

448
00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:57,675
- it was tense between us.
- What?

449
00:15:57,676 --> 00:15:59,795
- No, it wasn't.
- Yes, it was.

450
00:15:59,796 --> 00:16:01,516
You were...
you're really hard on me,

451
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:02,752
and you talk down to me.

452
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,005
- You don't know what
you're talking about. - Right.

453
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,745
And when I confronted you
like I am doing now,

454
00:16:07,746 --> 00:16:10,727
you were insensitive,
like you are being now.

455
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,957
And while I really
appreciate the opportunity

456
00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:15,041
and I do love you very much,
I don't think

457
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,003
that working together
is a very good idea.

458
00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:21,020
All right, fine.

459
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,809
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm very disappointed.

460
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,205
- We won!
- Man, that sucks!

461
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:34,372
Yeah, totally un-masculating.

462
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:36,228
Well, at least you guys
look cool when you play.

463
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,603
Let's play again.
This never happened.

464
00:16:38,604 --> 00:16:41,225
Actually, we need to go hang out
with our family for a while.

465
00:16:41,226 --> 00:16:42,506
Really? Now?

466
00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:45,128
Yeah, but we'll be around.
We'll see you guys.

467
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,753
What happened? Did I mess up?

468
00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:49,364
No, you did great.
So he didn't like me?

469
00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:51,630
- No, he totally liked you.
- Then why'd we walk away?

470
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,052
'Cause it was never about him.

471
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,853
This was about getting you
some confidence.

472
00:16:54,854 --> 00:16:56,607
Guys will pick up on that.
Better guys.

473
00:16:56,608 --> 00:16:59,674
Guys who can lose to a girl
without feeling e-masculated.

474
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:03,991
Okay, try not to throw this
in my face one day,

475
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:06,202
but sometimes
you're actually really smart.

476
00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:10,099
Like, smart smart.
I hope you know that.

477
00:17:11,389 --> 00:17:12,441
Wow.

478
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,762
Thanks.

479
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,365
But I'm totally throwing that
in your face one day.

480
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:20,556
Are you kidding?

481
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,469
Oh, thank you so much.
Everything go okay?

482
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:26,654
No. Actually,
I was trapped back here,

483
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,075
my dad and I got in a whole thing.

484
00:17:28,076 --> 00:17:29,640
Now he's mad at me.

485
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:32,780
- Whoa, where'd you find that?
- I know where you keep the beer, Jeff.

486
00:17:32,938 --> 00:17:34,354
I hate this feeling!

487
00:17:34,355 --> 00:17:36,681
I swear, it started when
I was 12 years old

488
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,629
and I got a "C" in social studies.

489
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,191
The way my dad looked at me,
you would have thought

490
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,069
I'd worn a tube top in church.

491
00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:43,898
He knew it crushed me.

492
00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:45,126
He didn't care.

493
00:17:45,753 --> 00:17:47,027
That's why I can't work for him.

494
00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:49,442
He was hard on me then.
He's gonna be hard on me now.

495
00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:52,531
I'm telling you,
people don't change.

496
00:17:52,936 --> 00:17:54,048
I've changed.

497
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:55,944
I don't wanna put up
with this stuff.

498
00:17:55,945 --> 00:17:59,430
I am a completely different person
than I was 20 years ago.

499
00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:02,630
All right, kids,
that's gonna be $18.50.

500
00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:03,584
Out of $20?

501
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:07,064
There's your $1.50...

502
00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:08,228
I thought so.

503
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,469
Well, I mean,

504
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,925
do you feel good that you were
at least honest with him?

505
00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:17,684
No.
And... super no.

506
00:18:17,685 --> 00:18:19,562
Because I'm the one who's left
with this awful feeling

507
00:18:19,563 --> 00:18:20,728
every time I disappoint him.

508
00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:21,767
It's not fair.

509
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,000
'Cause I'm not the bad guy here.

510
00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:25,472
He needs to know that.

511
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:31,810
How's that?

512
00:18:32,201 --> 00:18:34,684
- That better?
- Yeah, much better. Tha...

513
00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:36,300
Thank you, Teddy.

514
00:18:36,301 --> 00:18:38,098
You're fixed. Skate with me.

515
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:39,780
I think it's a little soon, sweetie.

516
00:18:39,781 --> 00:18:42,644
- No. Teddy.
- But... oh, sure thing, kiddo.

517
00:18:42,645 --> 00:18:45,224
Hey, lots of ice,
no cartwheels for three days.

518
00:18:45,377 --> 00:18:47,438
- Yeah.
- Ready? Come on.

519
00:18:47,914 --> 00:18:48,846
Good guy.

520
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,744
Who... Teddy? Yeah.
Yeah, he's the best.

521
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,875
Nuts he can't find anybody, huh?

522
00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:56,341
Gotta be something
a little off there.

523
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,038
He definitely did not bring out
the best in Mitchell,

524
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,208
I can tell you that right now.

525
00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,643
Oh, really?

526
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,860
Well, you know,
not that it matters...

527
00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:05,036
But in what way exactly?

528
00:19:05,037 --> 00:19:07,349
Honestly?
When they were together,

529
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,719
- Mitchell could be a bit of a pill.
- Oh.

530
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,348
Now, I like Teddy,

531
00:19:11,468 --> 00:19:15,076
but when they broke up,
I was actually kinda glad.

532
00:19:15,077 --> 00:19:17,108
Of course, Mitchell
thought that I was

533
00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:19,165
uncomfortable because
of the gay thing,

534
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,718
and maybe I was, but...

535
00:19:20,719 --> 00:19:22,655
I really just wanted him
to be happy.

536
00:19:23,322 --> 00:19:24,500
Like he is now.

537
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,426
And when you two started up,
everyone thought,

538
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,071
"well, there it is."

539
00:19:31,597 --> 00:19:33,992
Okay, kids. Couples skate.

540
00:19:33,993 --> 00:19:37,017
Grab someone you love
and get out there.

541
00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:39,244
Jay, you can be so...

542
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,411
- I'm not skating with you, Cam.
- Yeah.

543
00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:44,816
What about me, dad?
You wanna skate with me?

544
00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:49,886
What qualifies someone as a hero?

545
00:19:51,894 --> 00:19:54,753
Obviously, a hero has
to be someone we respect.

546
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,824
A person we look up to.

547
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,828
A person who is generous of spirit.

548
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,112
Who's willing to grow and learn.

549
00:20:05,113 --> 00:20:07,112
So... dad,

550
00:20:07,113 --> 00:20:08,735
if that offer still stands...

551
00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:11,726
Really?
What changed?

552
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:13,758
A couple of things.

553
00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:16,099
Maybe it's the person
you love most in the world

554
00:20:16,207 --> 00:20:18,210
or the guy who makes
the most out of life,

555
00:20:18,211 --> 00:20:19,799
no matter what anyone thinks.

556
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,634
No! It's cool!
No, everybody's laughing at me!

557
00:20:21,635 --> 00:20:24,752
- Keep rolling! This is your chance!
- Ay, no! No!

558
00:20:24,753 --> 00:20:27,273
Yeah!

559
00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:29,363
- Phil!
- I know!

560
00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:32,193
- Funny, though...
- Go, dad!

561
00:20:32,194 --> 00:20:34,818
The hero in my family is my family,

562
00:20:34,938 --> 00:20:36,742
because of who we are together.

563
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,520
"C" minus.
"This was not the assignment."

564
00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:48,914
I'll tell you who is not my hero.

565
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,404
Mrs. Rita McNabb.

566
00:20:58,524 --> 00:20:59,544
Yeah!

567
00:20:59,545 --> 00:21:01,909
Oh, thank you! Thank you!

568
00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:03,122
What is everybody looking at?

569
00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:04,735
Oh, I guess I can tell
the story one more time.

570
00:21:04,736 --> 00:21:06,990
Sure, yeah. Well,
I was mad about something.

571
00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:08,327
I don't even remember what.

572
00:21:08,328 --> 00:21:09,874
I turned. Now at this point,

573
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,960
I'm more animal than I am man.

574
00:21:11,961 --> 00:21:13,683
Strike the punching machine,

575
00:21:13,684 --> 00:21:16,388
and apparently I broke
some sort of world record.

576
00:21:16,389 --> 00:21:17,789
I guess the thing
that I'll never forget

577
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:19,266
is the sound that it made.

578
00:21:19,267 --> 00:21:22,548
It was, like,
bells and whistles and sirens.

579
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,116
It's impossible to describe.

580
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:26,796
Oh, no!

581
00:21:26,797 --> 00:21:29,478
That was literally the first
punch I've ever thrown!

582
00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:31,937
You are never to see him again.

583
00:21:31,938 --> 00:21:33,029
Yes, I know.

584
00:21:33,229 --> 00:21:34,428
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