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We got some bad news yesterday.

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Phil's mom died.
It wasn't unexpected.

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He was with her and she went
very peacefully in her sleep.

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She and I had
a special connection.

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- We all did.
- But mostly me.

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She said I was just like her.

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Was she weirdly competitive too?

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The whole family is
going down to Florida

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tomorrow to be with Phil
for the service.

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Such a relief.

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I can feel how much
he needs me right now.

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There they are.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, you brought my neck pillow.

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I missed you so much.

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Phil, I'm so sorry.

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Thanks.

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Grace was such a kind
and whimsical soul.

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The different animals she put
antlers on for Christmas cards...

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inspired.

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Not a single one
was photoshopped.

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- Not even the alligator?
- Cost her the tip of her pinkie,

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- but she had no regrets.
- Oh!

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I'm so glad you guys are here.

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I hope it wasn't too hard
to get away from work.

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No. Please, anything for family.

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Anything to get me
out of that office.

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Ugh! It's all boring paperwork
and endless meetings.

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Honestly, this funeral could not
have come at a better time.

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Aw, that's sweet.
You should put that on the flowers.

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Gloria, you must be so hot in that.

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I am in mourning. In Colombia,
we take death very seriously.

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Where don't they?

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Can we lose the veil?
Nobody's looking for you, Gloria.

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Who is Gloria?

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I am a wanted woman in Florida.

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I used to live there,
and when I left,

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my roommate made our apartment
into a house of prostitution,

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and my name
was still on the lease.

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It's like a traffic ticket.

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You walk into court,
pay a fine, it's done.

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Quick and easy.

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Yes, that was the name
of the whorehouse.

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Mitchell, can you
go with her to court?

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She's gonna need
some sort of lawyer.

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Uh, you know, Jay,
Mitchell is so burnt out right now.

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He is in desperate need of a break.

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Bench warrants are a no-brainer.
And, I mean, come on.

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Does Gloria really look
like the kind of woman

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who would run a brothel?

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- Yeah, I better go with her.
- You should go.

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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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There they are!

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Oh, you look beautiful.
Hi, Claire.

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How are you holding on, hmm?

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Oh, well, you know...

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We're getting through it.
Huh, dad?

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Ah. I'm doing okay.
A little trouble sleeping.

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I'm so used to her snoring,

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I may have to borrow
the neighbor's bulldog.

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Morning, Charlotte!

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This is my family from California!

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I can tell. They all
look like movie stars.

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Ah. Oh, thank you.

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That's nuts. I know that woman,
but I have no idea from where.

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Yeah. This place is full
of stories like that.

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Good morning,
Mr. Dunphy, visitors.

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- Please, Shelley, call me Frank.
- No, sir.

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That might be the way
they do things at Whistling Pines,

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but we run a tight ship
here at Leisure Park.

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As per your request,
I have reserved

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the lakeside promenade
this evening for one hour,

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beginning at 5:00 P.M.,
for your memorial service.

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May I remind you that there's
no smoking on the grounds,

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no glass near the lake,
no feeding the ducks?

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And I'm sorry for your loss.

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- Thank you.
- No feeding the ducks.

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What are you looking at me for?

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I love it here...

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manicured lawns,

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planned activities, early dinners.

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What more does a kid need?

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Oh, yeah. And everyone's
so polite and considerate...

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nothing like the constant
catfights in my circle,

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where every week,

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somebody's mad at somebody
for God knows who what,

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and I'm always thrown
into the middle.

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You seem tense. You know,
they have a steam room.

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- Wanna join me for a schvitz?
- Please, it's Florida.

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If I wanna sweat more, I'll just
move my arms. You go have fun.

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Hey, you.

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Are you liking that book?

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Well, it's not the worst thing
I've picked up at an airport,

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but close.

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What is this,

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a book club or
a Miss America Pageant?

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We're looking for our next book.

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Oh, what are you reading now?

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"Tempted by her innocent kiss."

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I-I'm sure you don't know it.

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Oh, please. Devon Carter
was Ashley's first,

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she wants their passion to last,

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but her hopes of true love
are crushed when she finds out

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their marriage is just another one
of daddy's business deals.

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I'm gay.

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Oh! My grandson is gay.

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His name is Daniel Schulman.
Uh, do you know him?

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Oh! Is he about this tall,
dark hair, circumcised?

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Terrible.

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Don't be nervous, all right?

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I'll explain your situation.

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We'll have you
out of here in no time.

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30 days in county jail.

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What?
Ooh, she's tough.

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Next.

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Anita Menchaca.
Petty theft.

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Si.

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Mister, you're a lawyer?
Help me, please.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm her lawyer.

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No, no, help her,
so this will go faster.

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And she reminds me of my abuela,

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with her head scarf and
her petty theft charges.

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Here, your honor.

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I'm Mitchell Pritchett,
attorney to Miss Manchego.

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- Menchaca.
- Ah, yeah...

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Are you ready to enter a plea?

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Absolutely.

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I see no reason why
this matter should

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take up any more
of the court's valuable time.

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Not guilty, your honor.

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Why?

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Gonna need a minute.

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Look what my dad just gave me.

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Please tell me that's not your mom.

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No, no. She picked out her own urn.

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My dad keeps saying

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it's a size too small but
she squeezed into it.

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No, this is stuff
she left for the kids.

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- Can I... open it?
- Yeah.

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Wow. There's a note for you.

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I can't read it.

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- Okay.
- Would you?

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All right.

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"Dear Phil,

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"you've always been
the most wonderful son,

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and now I need you to do
one last thing for me."

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Oh, no!

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She's gonna ask me to throw
her ashes in the Pope's face.

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"Don't say anything to your father

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"because he'll just resist,

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"but there's a woman
named Annie Fitzsimmons

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"who lives a few streets over.

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"We don't know her very well,
but I've always admired her,

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"and I think she'd
be perfect for your dad.

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So before you go home,
I want you to fix him up with her."

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That is crazy!

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"I know this sounds crazy,

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"but single men are
in short supply here.

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"And a lot of scheming
harpies will swoop in

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"before your father
knows what hit him.

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I love Frank, but he'll follow
anything with a casserole."

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I don't believe this.

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It's too soon, and
my dad's not a cartoon bear.

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He's perfectly capable
of making intelligent decisions.

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Hey, guys? I made cookies.

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Oh, good. I thought
that was a neighbor.

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Hey, kids, your grandma
left each of you something.

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Cool! Rockports!

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It's just the box.

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Oh, my God.
There's a letter.

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I don't know if
I'm ready for this.

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Although if grandma wrote it,

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she must have sensed
I was ready.

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Because you had such a bond?

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You felt it, too?

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Haley, why don't you
tell us what yours says?

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Well, it's so sweet.

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It's about how beautiful
I am inside and...

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score! Jewelry

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Whoa! Check it out!

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Oh, look at that.

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Your grandma loved pocket watches.

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- Aw!
- She said they made a man look dignified.

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Is this chain in case
you swallow it?

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No, but suddenly
I'm glad it's there.

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- A lighter?
- Huh. What does the note say?

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"This is a lighter."

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I don't understand.

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How much clearer
could she have been?

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I wouldn't read too much into it.

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Your grandma loved you very much.

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She just did a couple of
bizarre things towards the end.

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Here, Alex, I can
help you out with that.

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You are getting very sleepy.

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A crappy old lighter
is not a sucky gift.

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Honey, hey, hey. So you're not
gonna do what your mom asked?

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Marry off my dad
to a complete stranger

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on the day of her funeral?
I think not.

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It was her last wish.

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When my dad is ready,
he gets to pick his own girlfriend.

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That's the big upside
to your wife dying.

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Also, not having to think
before you speak.

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Yeah.

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Your honor, it all
boils down to this.

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The motel owes
Miss Menchengo...

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- Menchaca.
- Damn it. Every time.

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More in wages than
she ever could've taken

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in soaps and tiny shampoos.

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Fine. Case dismissed.

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Yes!

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Oh! Gracias! Muchas gracias!

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- De nada. De nada.
- Muchas gracias.

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Did you see that? I won!
I-I can't believe it!

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Yeah. It scares me that winning
is such a surprise for you.

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Next! Matthew Plonkser.
Parking violations.

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I thought I'd be a little rusty,
but apparently not.

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Oh! Really? Sweet.

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Yes! Go make your
mistakes with him.

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I don't want to go
to jail for prostitution.

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Like you could afford me.

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It seems to me
it wasn't only the meter

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that was broken
that fateful afternoon.

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Nay!

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It was the entire
criminal justice system.

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Therefore I submit to you,

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the only "influence" my client
was under that night

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was his love of boating.

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Shame!

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I just don't get it.
Why would she give me a lighter?

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Maybe she wants you
to burn all your clothes.

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Is it possible we didn't have
the connection I thought we did?

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I don't know.
You heard dad.

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She was on all that medication
towards the end.

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People do weird things
when they're on drugs.

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When Dylan was on Vicodin
after his root canal,

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he bought the complete DVD set
of "Dr. Quinn medicine woman."

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Get going, ladies.
The pool's for residents only.

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Oh, okay. Sorry. We'll leave.

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Uh, no, we won't.
There's nobody here.

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- Haley!
- Why can't we use the pool?

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Because those are the rules.

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Are we gonna have a problem here?

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You don't scare me
I've been in real jail.

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00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,890
Oh, you two are
pretty smart, aren't you?

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No. Only she is.

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North.

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Flowers.

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Red.

251
00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:19,809
One dot.

252
00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:21,548
Two bam.

253
00:10:23,298 --> 00:10:24,642
I have mahj!

254
00:10:24,668 --> 00:10:26,243
- Hee hee!
- Again?

255
00:10:26,465 --> 00:10:28,425
Wow, you're really
on some streak, Edith.

256
00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:29,935
Luck of the tiles.

257
00:10:30,356 --> 00:10:32,172
Anyone else want some punch?

258
00:10:32,922 --> 00:10:34,219
Yeah. I'll join you.

259
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,661
- You are very good.
- Well...

260
00:10:40,662 --> 00:10:43,150
Where'd a farm boy like you
learn to play mahjong?

261
00:10:43,161 --> 00:10:44,485
Oh, well, one summer,

262
00:10:44,486 --> 00:10:46,186
I worked at the central
Missouri b'Nai b'rith.

263
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,355
It's the nation's smallest chapter.

264
00:10:48,921 --> 00:10:50,075
Listen, Marilyn,

265
00:10:50,076 --> 00:10:52,041
I don't mean to stir things up,

266
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:56,306
but I just saw Edith take the winning
tile out of her jacket pocket.

267
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,917
I knew it!

268
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,138
Nobody's that good!

269
00:10:59,139 --> 00:11:00,253
Listen, I'm as shocked as you are.

270
00:11:00,254 --> 00:11:02,332
It just doesn't seem like Edith.

271
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:05,645
Yeah, well, it goes to show,
you think you know someone...

272
00:11:11,258 --> 00:11:14,570
Hey. What happened
to all the cookies?

273
00:11:14,646 --> 00:11:16,950
Oh, well, you know
I hate to stir things up...

274
00:11:20,384 --> 00:11:21,858
- Excuse me.
- Yes?

275
00:11:21,859 --> 00:11:24,937
Jay Pritchett. Frank Dunphy's son
is married to my daughter.

276
00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:26,136
Oh, I'm so sorry.

277
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,601
Ah, he grows on you.

278
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,934
Oh, you're talking about
the death. Thank you.

279
00:11:30,227 --> 00:11:34,172
You look very familiar to me.
Did you ever live in Ohio?

280
00:11:34,996 --> 00:11:37,341
No. I'm from Pensacola.

281
00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:39,218
And then it hit me.

282
00:11:39,285 --> 00:11:42,166
I had done my basic
training in Pensacola.

283
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:43,719
She was my first.

284
00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:45,897
I'll never forget her...
Charlotte somebody.

285
00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:48,127
I was 18, and she was 31.

286
00:11:48,591 --> 00:11:50,753
And we fell pretty hard
for each other.

287
00:11:51,082 --> 00:11:52,452
I always felt bad
I never called her

288
00:11:52,453 --> 00:11:53,725
when I got back from Vietnam.

289
00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:56,665
Especially because by then I had,
you know...

290
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,486
learned a few things.

291
00:11:58,895 --> 00:12:00,605
I'm sorry.
You'll have to forgive me.

292
00:12:00,606 --> 00:12:02,154
My memory isn't what it used to be.

293
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,260
I was in the Navy.
Jay Pritchett.

294
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,016
Little more up here,

295
00:12:07,181 --> 00:12:08,257
little less down here.

296
00:12:08,258 --> 00:12:09,796
I'm sure you're a very nice man,

297
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:13,083
but I-I think you may have
mistaken me for someone else.

298
00:12:13,223 --> 00:12:14,326
I was shipping off to Vietnam.

299
00:12:14,327 --> 00:12:16,221
You had the ass of
a young Ann-Margret.

300
00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:17,466
Yeah, that was me.

301
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,184
Grandma looks so happy here.

302
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:22,644
Yeah. We were pretty hammered.

303
00:12:23,893 --> 00:12:26,749
That was last 4th of July...
grandma's favorite holiday.

304
00:12:27,642 --> 00:12:29,185
The Plimptons had a barbecue,

305
00:12:29,194 --> 00:12:31,846
and gram and I got a little tipsy
on ginger margaritas.

306
00:12:31,847 --> 00:12:33,965
We came home for a catnap

307
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,170
and slept right through
the big fireworks show.

308
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,913
First one she ever missed.

309
00:12:38,434 --> 00:12:39,633
Boy, was she mad.

310
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:40,940
I made it up to her

311
00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:43,066
with a little fireworks show
of our own later.

312
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,061
Grandpa!

313
00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:47,378
A couple of glow sticks and
a slingshot in the backyard.

314
00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:51,738
Which led to some pretty
memorable lovemaking.

315
00:12:53,285 --> 00:12:55,318
Not to change the subject,

316
00:12:55,489 --> 00:12:57,742
but I don't really get
the gift grandma left me.

317
00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,535
Well, didn't she explain
it in the note?

318
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,500
No. The note's four words.

319
00:13:03,089 --> 00:13:04,609
You know it opens, right?

320
00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:05,983
It does?

321
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:10,099
Sure. Look, it's Florida.
Everything sticks together.

322
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,088
It's all so weird.

323
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:17,344
- Mm. - This thing you dread
in the back of your mind

324
00:13:17,345 --> 00:13:18,770
suddenly becomes real.

325
00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:19,769
I know.

326
00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:22,369
I feel better having
you here, though.

327
00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,866
Oh, I'm always here for you.

328
00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:26,087
Look at that house.

329
00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:27,489
That is a cute house.

330
00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:28,978
I wonder who lives there.

331
00:13:29,494 --> 00:13:30,423
I don't know.

332
00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:33,363
Claire, what are you doing?

333
00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:34,632
I love this house.

334
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,696
I bet you anything I would love
whoever lives here.

335
00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:37,317
Wait a minute.

336
00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:39,190
That lady from my mom's letter
lives here, doesn't she?

337
00:13:39,191 --> 00:13:40,352
Annie Fitzsimmons.

338
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,669
Phil, listen to me.

339
00:13:41,817 --> 00:13:43,996
You may have your reasons
for not wanting to do this,

340
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,564
but your mother was
a very wise woman.

341
00:13:46,565 --> 00:13:48,933
She believed that whoever
is behind that door

342
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:51,611
would make your father happy
for the rest of his life.

343
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:54,857
Yeah. What can I do for you?

344
00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:56,606
She's perfect.

345
00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:58,435
I thought Annie Fitzsimmons
lived here.

346
00:13:58,436 --> 00:14:00,556
She does.
Annie, honey!

347
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,144
There's people here to see ya!

348
00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:04,186
- Hi.
- Hi.

349
00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:05,283
Can I help you?

350
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,335
We're selling vacuum cleaners.

351
00:14:07,336 --> 00:14:09,071
Wow. That is strange.

352
00:14:09,072 --> 00:14:09,593
I know.

353
00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:12,243
Because just this morning,
my vacuum cleaner broke.

354
00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:14,834
- Huh.
- That's on me. I shed like a collie.

355
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:15,958
Let's see what you got.

356
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:17,527
Yes, Claire,
let's see what you got.

357
00:14:18,016 --> 00:14:19,100
I didn't bring it.

358
00:14:19,101 --> 00:14:20,080
- You didn't bring it?
- No.

359
00:14:20,081 --> 00:14:22,348
You had it when we left
the vacuum cleaner office.

360
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,146
I guess it's fair to say
you've made a huge mistake.

361
00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:28,146
- Mm.
- No. Say it.

362
00:14:28,152 --> 00:14:30,176
I'm sorry to do that.
It's part of the training.

363
00:14:30,796 --> 00:14:32,661
I've made a huge mistake.

364
00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:36,087
I don't think she's gonna work out.

365
00:14:45,107 --> 00:14:47,538
- That's mahj again!
- Oh! Well, shocker.

366
00:14:47,577 --> 00:14:49,715
- That's it. You're cheating.
- I am not.

367
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:53,796
Oh, please! You've stashed more tiles
than Marilyn has cookies!

368
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:56,008
Oh! O-okay.
Uh, let's just take a breath.

369
00:14:56,009 --> 00:14:57,925
Who cares about tiles or cookies

370
00:14:57,926 --> 00:15:00,061
or whatever Hattie's
slipping into her coffee?

371
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:01,625
I knew you were drinking again!

372
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:04,220
- That's how she lost her license.
- You shut your traps!

373
00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:05,245
- Drop dead!
- Screw you!

374
00:15:05,246 --> 00:15:06,179
- Yeah, you, too!
- Ladies.

375
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:07,570
- And you!
- Ladies.

376
00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:09,383
- Stop it! Stop it.
- You...

377
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:11,161
You have been friends
for 20 years.

378
00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:13,891
What on earth has
gotten into you all?

379
00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:18,332
Why does drama keep
following me everywhere I go?

380
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,555
It just keeps popping up
out of nowhere.

381
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,337
Like Crispin's hair plugs.

382
00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:25,416
And so we went
to your apartment.

383
00:15:25,906 --> 00:15:27,259
It's still embarrassing.

384
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,250
I told you I had never
been with a woman.

385
00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:32,605
And you took me by the hand
and you led me into the bedroom.

386
00:15:32,606 --> 00:15:34,366
You were so sweet and beautiful.

387
00:15:34,797 --> 00:15:36,308
I thought I'd gone to heaven.

388
00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:39,792
- Jay Pritchett.
- Yes! Yes!

389
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,480
Oh! I remember that.

390
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,339
You were so handsome.

391
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:44,869
Ohh! I don't know about that.

392
00:15:44,891 --> 00:15:47,035
I mean, cute, maybe. I...
People talk about my eyes.

393
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:50,880
But I always regretted
not getting in touch with you

394
00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:51,971
when I got back,

395
00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:54,692
because you had given me
something that I cherished

396
00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:56,667
for almost 50 years.

397
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,939
You gave me something, too.

398
00:15:59,236 --> 00:16:00,162
I did?

399
00:16:00,163 --> 00:16:01,560
You wait right there.

400
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,927
I'm down there for a funeral...

401
00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,410
it's such a sad event...

402
00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:08,720
and I end up finding something
that I thought was lost forever.

403
00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:12,189
This beautiful moment that meant
so much to both of us,

404
00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:14,624
set against the backdrop
of fighting commies.

405
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:16,520
There's your movie.

406
00:16:17,146 --> 00:16:20,426
I remember exactly where I was
when you gave it to me.

407
00:16:21,195 --> 00:16:22,703
You said, "wear this bec..."

408
00:16:22,704 --> 00:16:24,216
No, no. This isn't mine.

409
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,157
And I never went
to Jefferson High.

410
00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:28,587
Oh. My mistake.

411
00:16:29,326 --> 00:16:30,534
Ah! Here it is.

412
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:33,658
- You said, "pin this..."
- No, no. N-no. Never got a medal.

413
00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:35,309
And, uh...

414
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,858
this is the wrong
branch of service.

415
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:39,260
Of course.

416
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,323
These are th...

417
00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:42,424
Never wrote.

418
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,147
Why don't you look through here?

419
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:50,270
Turns out she sent more men
off to war than Lyndon Johnson.

420
00:16:52,007 --> 00:16:52,642
Well, we're here.

421
00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:54,424
You wanna try to sell
my dad a vacuum?

422
00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:55,544
Tease me all you want.

423
00:16:55,545 --> 00:16:57,121
I am glad that we at least tried.

424
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,625
I know you mean well,
but he's gonna be fine on his own.

425
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,182
So funny.

426
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,892
Ooh! Here.
Try mine, Frank.

427
00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:05,348
- Oh! I bet it's delicious.
- Mmm.

428
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:06,825
If your taste buds are dead.

429
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,303
Dead? Real sensitive, Myra.

430
00:17:08,304 --> 00:17:10,746
The woman's not even cold...
unlike your eggplant parm.

431
00:17:10,747 --> 00:17:12,274
What is going on?

432
00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:14,618
Oh, it's a feeding frenzy.
They're all over him.

433
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,413
They're practically measuring
the windows for new drapes.

434
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:17,436
It's disgusting.

435
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,455
I must get this recipe, Myra.

436
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,262
Oh, sure.

437
00:17:20,263 --> 00:17:22,577
You want the recipe?
It's thaw, heat, and serve.

438
00:17:22,578 --> 00:17:25,603
My mom was right.
They're gonna eat him alive.

439
00:17:25,604 --> 00:17:26,522
Do you think we can break up

440
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,324
- Annie Fitzsimmons and her boyfriend?
- Boyfriend?

441
00:17:28,325 --> 00:17:31,567
Oh, you mean Marv?
Oh, that's hilarious. Oh!

442
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,071
Marv's her brother,
visiting from Pompano.

443
00:17:34,072 --> 00:17:34,915
He's here for the week,

444
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,900
slept with half
the women in this place.

445
00:17:36,961 --> 00:17:38,657
She's single? This is fantastic.

446
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,861
Cam, how do you know that?

447
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,702
This place is lousy with gossips.

448
00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:45,178
Next.
Gloria Delgado?

449
00:17:45,179 --> 00:17:46,100
I'm here!

450
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,549
Conspiring to promote prostitution.
How do you plead?

451
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:52,363
- Not guilty, your honor.
- Oh, good. It's you.

452
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,359
Your majesty.
I didn't do anything wrong.

453
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,253
But I will say that I am guilty

454
00:17:57,254 --> 00:17:59,589
if I can just pay
the fine and go home.

455
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:00,722
No, you won't.

456
00:18:00,723 --> 00:18:02,381
You're innocent,
and I can prove it.

457
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,699
Your honor,
this document here shows

458
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,535
that my client was a resident
of California at the time.

459
00:18:07,536 --> 00:18:09,279
And these canceled checks prove

460
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,936
that she was legally subletting
the apartment in question.

461
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,064
I might be a simple man,
but I do know one thing...

462
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,950
If a dog don't bark...

463
00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:18,802
Okay, I can't listen
to him anymore.

464
00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:21,598
Case dismissed. Court adjourned.

465
00:18:22,064 --> 00:18:24,512
- Oh!
- Ah! Gracias, Mitchell! You're wonderful!

466
00:18:25,464 --> 00:18:28,792
You know what? We got lucky because
I had no ending to that dog thing.

467
00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:30,791
If you don't have
anything to do next week,

468
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:33,470
maybe you can go with me to Texas.

469
00:18:35,409 --> 00:18:36,145
Hello again.

470
00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:38,082
Oh, no. You're alone.

471
00:18:38,227 --> 00:18:40,119
Did you fire that nice girl?

472
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,668
No. She's not a nice girl.
She's my wife.

473
00:18:42,669 --> 00:18:44,186
And we don't sell vacuums.

474
00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:45,980
Thank God. You'd starve.

475
00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:49,272
U-um, I-I-I'm actually Phil Dunphy.

476
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:51,243
I-I'm Frank and Grace Dunphy's son.

477
00:18:51,244 --> 00:18:54,110
Oh, I heard about your mom.
I'm... I'm so sorry.

478
00:18:54,111 --> 00:18:54,984
Thank you.

479
00:18:54,985 --> 00:18:56,818
I only met her a few times,

480
00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:59,123
but she seemed like
a lovely woman.

481
00:19:00,409 --> 00:19:02,369
Mm, but I'm still confused.

482
00:19:02,426 --> 00:19:04,714
Well, this probably
won't help, but, um...

483
00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:11,882
Her last request was for me
to fix you up with my dad.

484
00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:13,679
Oh, my.

485
00:19:13,745 --> 00:19:16,449
Yeah. I really wish
I sold vacuums.

486
00:19:16,637 --> 00:19:17,773
So earlier...

487
00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:20,045
We were thrown when your brother
answered the door.

488
00:19:20,046 --> 00:19:21,750
We thought he was your boyfriend.

489
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:24,038
I don't know what to say.

490
00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:27,234
Really? This is such
a-a normal request I'm making.

491
00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:29,855
Please, by the way,
don't feel pressured at all.

492
00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:31,843
My dad doesn't even
know about this.

493
00:19:32,091 --> 00:19:35,060
I-I just... I had to tell you.
It's what she wanted.

494
00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:37,323
She was always doing
crazy stuff like this...

495
00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:40,487
Going out of her way
to take care of us.

496
00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:44,645
I coughed on the phone once,
and she overnighted me soup.

497
00:19:45,463 --> 00:19:47,924
When I wanted to learn how to ski,
she knit me a sweater.

498
00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:51,026
When I wanted to be
a marine biologist,

499
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:53,043
she knit me a sweater
with a whale on it.

500
00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:56,893
Who does that?

501
00:19:58,938 --> 00:20:00,706
That's just the kind
of person she is.

502
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,140
Was.

503
00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:03,754
Oh, sweetie.

504
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:07,440
You're a good son.

505
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,522
She was right.
You are very nice.

506
00:20:23,358 --> 00:20:24,425
It's a beautiful service.

507
00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:26,930
It really makes you think about
how you wanna live your life.

508
00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:30,083
I wanna quit my job and
get back into the courtroom.

509
00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:31,019
What?

510
00:20:31,181 --> 00:20:32,871
Yeah. Just... just don't say
anything to anyone.

511
00:20:32,872 --> 00:20:34,280
Well, who am I gonna tell?

512
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,473
Thank you, Mel.

513
00:20:38,031 --> 00:20:39,063
That was beautiful.

514
00:20:42,587 --> 00:20:44,173
Um, before we say good night,

515
00:20:44,174 --> 00:20:46,989
my daughter Alex
would like to pay tribute.

516
00:20:50,244 --> 00:20:51,348
Thanks, sweetie.

517
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:01,042
My grandmother and I
had a very special bond.

518
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,619
Seriously? Again?

519
00:21:02,806 --> 00:21:04,646
This may not make
sense to everyone,

520
00:21:05,246 --> 00:21:07,054
but I'm pretty sure
she would've loved it.

521
00:21:19,141 --> 00:21:20,212
"This is a lighter.

522
00:21:21,301 --> 00:21:23,917
"It belonged to my favorite actor,
Paul Newman.

523
00:21:24,274 --> 00:21:26,681
"One day, he came into the restaurant
where I was waitressing

524
00:21:26,682 --> 00:21:28,343
"and accidentally left it behind.

525
00:21:28,903 --> 00:21:30,485
"For the first time in my life,

526
00:21:30,881 --> 00:21:32,472
"I did something
I wasn't supposed to

527
00:21:32,473 --> 00:21:34,097
and slipped it into my pocket."

528
00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:36,475
"One of the customers saw

529
00:21:36,476 --> 00:21:38,955
"and said, 'don't worry.
Your secret's safe with me.

530
00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:42,016
"That customer turned out
to be the love of my life,

531
00:21:42,492 --> 00:21:43,607
"your grandfather.

532
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,538
"So, my Alex,
who I love so dearly,

533
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,898
"who is probably too much
like me for her own good,

534
00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:51,025
"every once in a while,

535
00:21:51,026 --> 00:21:52,875
"don't be afraid to break the rules.

536
00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:55,121
You never know what can happen."

537
00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:04,522
How 'bout this weather?

538
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:07,580
Yep. They say
it's supposed to rain.

539
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:08,771
We need it.

540
00:22:08,985 --> 00:22:09,895
Muriel.

541
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,918
Hey! Are you two packed up
and ready to go?

542
00:22:12,919 --> 00:22:13,951
Yep.

543
00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,259
Where does the time go?

544
00:22:16,614 --> 00:22:17,815
Darned if I know.

545
00:22:18,215 --> 00:22:20,047
Everyone's always in such a hurry.

546
00:22:20,227 --> 00:22:22,629
And why? We're all gonna
end up in the same place.

547
00:22:24,394 --> 00:22:26,074
Well, I guess we better mosey.

548
00:22:28,574 --> 00:22:38,574
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