1 00:00:03,607 --> 00:00:05,525 What's all this? I said one suitcase. 2 00:00:05,609 --> 00:00:08,778 I need choices, Jay. 3 00:00:05,609 --> 00:00:08,778 Colombia's not one of your more formal nations. 4 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:11,030 The guy on their money's sitting in a lawn chair. 5 00:00:11,114 --> 00:00:14,784 Ay. I cannot believe that my little baby's leaving me. 6 00:00:14,868 --> 00:00:16,870 You know, I left the glass doors open downstairs, 7 00:00:16,954 --> 00:00:19,706 so right now your actual baby may be leaving. 8 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:23,668 Ah, ah, ah! One robe. 9 00:00:23,752 --> 00:00:27,714 I guess we know what everyone will be talking about my second morning there. 10 00:00:27,798 --> 00:00:31,968 Manny's visiting Gloria's family for about a month– I hope. 11 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:33,553 I just got to get him on a plane... 12 00:00:33,637 --> 00:00:36,055 before Gloria has a meltdown and changes her mind. 13 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:40,394 'Cause if he doesn't go to Colombia, Colombia comes to me. 14 00:00:41,937 --> 00:00:43,396 It's happened before. 15 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,607 Gloria! 16 00:00:54,783 --> 00:00:56,951 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 17 00:00:54,783 --> 00:00:56,951 What? 18 00:00:57,035 --> 00:00:58,536 Oh, it's Mitchell. We won. 19 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:00,330 Oh, that's great! What we won? 20 00:01:00,414 --> 00:01:02,081 It's fantastic. We've waited so long. 21 00:01:02,165 --> 00:01:05,919 - What did we won? - The Supreme Court ruling. Gay marriage is legal. 22 00:01:06,003 --> 00:01:08,504 ! Ay! Congratulations. Thanks, Gloria. 23 00:01:08,588 --> 00:01:10,089 Can I talk to Cam? 24 00:01:10,173 --> 00:01:11,799 Uh, yes. Hold on. 25 00:01:11,883 --> 00:01:14,427 It's– 26 00:01:11,883 --> 00:01:14,427 Thank you. Yeah. It's Mitchell. Hi. Hey. 27 00:01:14,511 --> 00:01:16,804 I gotta go, but can you believe this finally happened? 28 00:01:16,888 --> 00:01:19,098 I know. It's amazing. We'll celebrate tonight. I love you. 29 00:01:19,182 --> 00:01:21,768 - Celebrate what? - Oh. Well, Jay, hold on to your hat, 30 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:23,811 but as of today in California, 31 00:01:23,895 --> 00:01:25,480 it's legal for a man to marry another man! 32 00:01:27,149 --> 00:01:28,608 Ew. He threw up. 33 00:01:28,692 --> 00:01:31,110 He just needs some time to get used to the idea, honey. 34 00:01:31,194 --> 00:01:32,612 It's so great, Cam. 35 00:01:32,696 --> 00:01:34,197 Yeah, I'm happy for you guys. 36 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:37,116 Gloria, Manny needs his birth certificate to reenter the country. 37 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,993 Any idea where it is? 38 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,993 I don't know. 39 00:01:39,077 --> 00:01:41,371 Oh, that's right. He leaves today. You must be a wreck. 40 00:01:41,455 --> 00:01:44,207 She's not a wreck. She's a rock. I looked and it's not in the safe. 41 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:45,792 This one had her first sleepover last week. 42 00:01:45,876 --> 00:01:47,794 I just had to tough my way through it. 43 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:49,712 He picked me up in the dark. 44 00:01:49,796 --> 00:01:51,965 I can't find that birth certificate anywhere, Jay. 45 00:01:52,049 --> 00:01:53,466 Maybe it's a sign and– 46 00:01:53,550 --> 00:01:55,093 It's a sign we need a refresher meeting... 47 00:01:55,177 --> 00:01:56,636 on what goes in the safe. 48 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,221 Here's a preview– no shoes. 49 00:01:58,305 --> 00:02:00,807 I looked online, and we can get a copy if we go to the courthouse. 50 00:02:00,891 --> 00:02:03,476 That's what we're gonna do. In the car. We'll be back in an hour. 51 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,312 Hey, Cam. Congratulations. Go, gay marriage! 52 00:02:08,023 --> 00:02:09,482 He did it again. 53 00:02:09,566 --> 00:02:11,526 Ay. Sí. 54 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:13,111 Okay. Well– 55 00:02:25,415 --> 00:02:29,252 So tell me, Cam. How does it work when it is between two men? 56 00:02:29,336 --> 00:02:31,838 Well, I don't really feel comfortable talking about that in front of Lily. 57 00:02:31,922 --> 00:02:33,381 I know how that works. 58 00:02:33,465 --> 00:02:35,508 I rented the wrong movie once. 59 00:02:35,592 --> 00:02:38,928 Did you see Glen, Garry, Glenn and Ross? 60 00:02:39,012 --> 00:02:40,805 Uh, no. Why don't you go play? 61 00:02:40,889 --> 00:02:43,182 What I mean is, who proposes to who? 62 00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:46,019 I don't know. We've talked about it– if it ever became legal. 63 00:02:46,103 --> 00:02:48,896 Okay, and now it is. So are you going to do it today? 64 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:51,190 It just happened. I haven't really had– 65 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:51,190 You have to do it today. 66 00:02:51,274 --> 00:02:54,360 Every couple deserves a beautiful proposal story. 67 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:57,071 Well, I have always adored my mom and dad's story. 68 00:02:57,155 --> 00:03:00,575 He plowed "Will you marry me?" into a snowy field right outside of her window. 69 00:03:00,659 --> 00:03:03,077 And then he tried to recreate it for their 25th wedding anniversary, 70 00:03:03,161 --> 00:03:05,496 but there was no snow, so he burned it into a cornfield. 71 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:06,873 Bad idea. 72 00:03:06,957 --> 00:03:10,418 But Mama did get a second ring out of it with the FEMA money. 73 00:03:10,502 --> 00:03:13,338 Ay. I wish I also had a romantic story. 74 00:03:13,422 --> 00:03:16,883 One day, we were watching TV before dinner, and Jay says, 75 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:18,926 "Manny, hand me that thing." 76 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:20,553 And Manny gives him the ring. 77 00:03:20,637 --> 00:03:23,806 I was very happy, of course, but it's not the best story. 78 00:03:23,890 --> 00:03:27,268 At least Javier was on top of a dolphin. 79 00:03:27,352 --> 00:03:29,562 Soldiers talk about that moment... 80 00:03:29,646 --> 00:03:31,939 when they shut off, when the war finally wins. 81 00:03:32,023 --> 00:03:33,524 Get down! 82 00:03:33,608 --> 00:03:35,360 Shut up! I can't see the TV! 83 00:03:35,444 --> 00:03:36,903 Turn the fan on! 84 00:03:36,987 --> 00:03:38,905 Stop yelling! My head's going to explode! 85 00:03:38,989 --> 00:03:42,950 For me, that moment is four days into summer vacation. 86 00:03:43,034 --> 00:03:44,452 Hey, honey. What's up? 87 00:03:44,536 --> 00:03:47,246 Do you remember when summer meant fireflies... 88 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,915 and cutoff shorts and ice cream trucks? 89 00:03:48,999 --> 00:03:50,416 Well, one out of three. 90 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,168 We'll get our time. 91 00:03:52,252 --> 00:03:53,753 They're all going away at some point, right? 92 00:03:53,837 --> 00:03:55,797 Yeah. Haley's got her beach trip, 93 00:03:55,881 --> 00:03:59,384 and Alex is doing Habitat for Humanity and Luke has camp. 94 00:03:59,468 --> 00:04:04,013 If I remember, I think we have six hours totally kid-free on– Oh, the 14th. 95 00:04:04,097 --> 00:04:07,142 If we moved Alex's flight, we could have, like, 10 or 12 hours. 96 00:04:09,102 --> 00:04:12,021 Dream bigger, hot pants. Step aside. 97 00:04:12,105 --> 00:04:16,943 Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire or fear how much I love her. 98 00:04:17,027 --> 00:04:18,361 Oh. 99 00:04:19,696 --> 00:04:24,242 I have 22nd to the eighth for Alex. Luke to the 14th. 100 00:04:24,326 --> 00:04:26,953 Haley gets a day there. Come on. 101 00:04:27,037 --> 00:04:29,789 That's it, beautiful mind. Harness that crazy into something positive. 102 00:04:29,873 --> 00:04:34,168 Shh. If we can get Alex to move her Habitat for Humanity from Oklahoma to Sacramento... 103 00:04:34,252 --> 00:04:36,337 and Luke to move his camp session, 104 00:04:36,421 --> 00:04:38,840 they will both overlap with Haley's vacation, 105 00:04:38,924 --> 00:04:41,134 and I just bought us seven kid-free days. 106 00:04:41,218 --> 00:04:43,136 Witchcraft! 107 00:04:41,218 --> 00:04:43,136 Yeah. 108 00:04:44,429 --> 00:04:45,972 I've outdone myself, Gloria. 109 00:04:46,056 --> 00:04:48,433 I booked the restaurant from our first date, 110 00:04:48,517 --> 00:04:50,810 the same table overlooking the ocean, 111 00:04:50,894 --> 00:04:53,980 and I'll do it at sunset, which I've recently discovered is my ideal lighting. 112 00:04:54,064 --> 00:04:57,066 - That's so romantic. - I know. Isn't it? 113 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:59,152 Oh. Oh! Oh, okay. Oh, that's Mitchell. 114 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:01,988 Gotta go. 115 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:01,988 Oh, don't let him hear the excitement in your voice. 116 00:05:02,072 --> 00:05:03,322 You're right. You're right. 117 00:05:03,406 --> 00:05:04,949 What? 118 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:07,243 I'm at that coffee shop on Third, and I forgot my wallet. 119 00:05:07,327 --> 00:05:09,996 Can you come bail me out? Oh, isn't this convenient? 120 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:14,167 It actually was. I was only two blocks away. 121 00:05:14,251 --> 00:05:18,379 But when I got there, I realized it was all a ploy so he could propose. 122 00:05:18,463 --> 00:05:22,759 But it was so sweet, I just decided to ditch my plans and let him do it. 123 00:05:34,354 --> 00:05:38,441 Mitchell, I'm so sorry, but there is a massive pileup on the 405, 124 00:05:38,525 --> 00:05:40,485 and, well, I have to go pick up Lily. 125 00:05:40,569 --> 00:05:42,862 Maybe you could just call Claire or something? 126 00:05:42,946 --> 00:05:45,823 Cam. Cam. I got, like, 50 cents to my name. 127 00:05:45,907 --> 00:05:47,533 - Have you decided on a tea? 128 00:05:47,617 --> 00:05:49,744 Um– 129 00:05:49,828 --> 00:05:54,123 Do they all cost the same? Yeah. 130 00:05:54,207 --> 00:05:56,459 Look at that line. 131 00:05:56,543 --> 00:05:58,836 Probably everybody getting their gay marriage license. 132 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,298 I think it's just called a marriage license. 133 00:06:02,257 --> 00:06:03,716 Yeah, I don't know. 134 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,219 - Maybe we should go home and forget about it. - What? 135 00:06:06,303 --> 00:06:08,930 I've been reading up on some of those tropical diseases– 136 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:11,265 malaria, yellow fever, rabies. 137 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:11,265 Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:11,349 --> 00:06:13,392 I'm high risk, Jay. I'm a big hand shaker. 139 00:06:13,476 --> 00:06:14,977 You're fine. You've had all your shots. 140 00:06:15,061 --> 00:06:17,647 And that Paco Rabanne will scare away any mosquitoes. 141 00:06:18,565 --> 00:06:20,066 Jay, I'm scared. 142 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:21,776 I'm not sure I want to go through with it. 143 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:24,028 We didn't drive all the way down here for that piece of paper... 144 00:06:24,112 --> 00:06:26,239 for you to get cold feet at the last second. 145 00:06:26,323 --> 00:06:29,367 And what happened anyway? You've been looking forward to this day for months. 146 00:06:29,451 --> 00:06:32,036 I know, but maybe we should wait until next year. 147 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,413 I'm still kind of young to be doing this. 148 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,413 We're not waiting. 149 00:06:34,497 --> 00:06:38,835 I already paid for you, and your mother signed off. This is happening. 150 00:06:41,212 --> 00:06:42,797 Great day, huh? 151 00:06:42,881 --> 00:06:44,590 That's disgusting. 152 00:06:44,674 --> 00:06:46,592 Hello! 153 00:06:44,674 --> 00:06:46,592 Oh, thank God. 154 00:06:46,676 --> 00:06:48,177 Mm-hmm. 155 00:06:46,676 --> 00:06:48,177 I've had so many cups of tea, 156 00:06:48,261 --> 00:06:49,762 they gave me my own one of these. 157 00:06:49,846 --> 00:06:51,305 Oh. Here you go. 158 00:06:51,389 --> 00:06:54,475 So congratulations on the whole marriage thing. 159 00:06:54,559 --> 00:06:58,020 How amazing is that, right? 160 00:06:54,559 --> 00:06:58,020 Yeah. We gonna hear some big gay wedding bells soon? 161 00:06:58,104 --> 00:07:00,439 Well, just wedding bells. 162 00:06:58,104 --> 00:07:00,439 Mmm. 163 00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:02,358 Yeah, yeah. Of course. We've always talked about it. 164 00:07:02,442 --> 00:07:05,278 But you know, it's just a matter of finding the right timing. 165 00:07:05,362 --> 00:07:06,988 And then there's a couple of other factors– 166 00:07:07,072 --> 00:07:09,407 tax implications and estate planning. 167 00:07:09,491 --> 00:07:10,950 Oh, stop. I'm swooning. 168 00:07:11,034 --> 00:07:13,786 I'm just being practical. You're the same way. 169 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:17,039 You told Phil to take back your engagement ring and buy you a washer/dryer. 170 00:07:17,123 --> 00:07:19,000 Don't put this back on me. Come on. 171 00:07:19,084 --> 00:07:20,876 What is Cam's biggest complaint about you? 172 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,713 You're not romantic. This is your opportunity. 173 00:07:23,797 --> 00:07:28,134 Mitchell, you should go home tonight and surprise him with a big, splashy proposal. 174 00:07:28,218 --> 00:07:30,386 He would really like it if I proposed to him. 175 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:34,181 Mm-hmm. 176 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:34,181 I guess I could stop after work and pick up a card and– 177 00:07:34,265 --> 00:07:36,225 - Oh, my God. You're hopeless. - I know. 178 00:07:36,309 --> 00:07:38,185 Mitchell, okay. This is what you do. 179 00:07:38,269 --> 00:07:41,063 Okay. 180 00:07:38,269 --> 00:07:41,063 It really should be your own idea though. 181 00:07:41,147 --> 00:07:42,648 No, come on. Come on. I need help. 182 00:07:42,732 --> 00:07:44,483 Please. 183 00:07:42,732 --> 00:07:44,483 Fine. Okay. 184 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:47,695 Tonight you cook him his favorite meal. 185 00:07:47,779 --> 00:07:50,406 You open the best bottle of wine. 186 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:53,367 And just as the two of you are sitting down to enjoy it, 187 00:07:53,451 --> 00:07:55,578 you break up with him. 188 00:07:53,451 --> 00:07:55,578 What? Why? 189 00:07:55,662 --> 00:07:58,414 Because then, as he is at his lowest, you pop the question. 190 00:07:58,498 --> 00:08:01,751 He goes from agony to ecstasy! It's so romantic. 191 00:08:01,835 --> 00:08:04,170 - You're kidding, right? - More traditional? 192 00:08:04,254 --> 00:08:05,838 Y– 193 00:08:04,254 --> 00:08:05,838 All right. 194 00:08:05,922 --> 00:08:07,506 You look into his eyes... 195 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:12,178 and you say, "I saw a doctor. He found a small dark mass." 196 00:08:12,262 --> 00:08:14,805 - What are you? - And then just as he begins to cry, 197 00:08:14,889 --> 00:08:17,433 you pull out a black box with the ring in it. 198 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:19,060 There's your small dark mass! 199 00:08:19,144 --> 00:08:21,187 It's genius! 200 00:08:19,144 --> 00:08:21,187 Y-You're a disaster. 201 00:08:21,271 --> 00:08:22,772 You could go the disaster route too. 202 00:08:22,856 --> 00:08:25,524 Did you ever hear how I told Phil we were gonna have Luke? 203 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:29,028 I said, "Thousands of children die every day." 204 00:08:34,284 --> 00:08:35,534 Dad? 205 00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:38,204 I'm sorry. Was I being proud of you too loud? 206 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:41,749 - What are you doing? - Going off to Habitat, helping all those people. 207 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,417 Honey, I'm speechless. 208 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:46,379 Thanks. I just thought it was– 209 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:46,379 But are we sure about Oklahoma? 210 00:08:46,463 --> 00:08:50,216 There's so many needy people right up in Sacramento. And it's driving distance. 211 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,009 I already signed up for my work detail, 212 00:08:52,093 --> 00:08:53,928 and I've been e-mailing with my tentmate. 213 00:08:54,012 --> 00:08:55,513 Yeah. No, you're right. 214 00:08:55,597 --> 00:08:57,515 I guess it's just– 215 00:08:57,599 --> 00:08:58,599 No. 216 00:08:58,683 --> 00:09:00,559 Never mind. 217 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:02,144 - What is it? - No. It's stupid. 218 00:09:02,228 --> 00:09:05,523 I've just never been so far away from my baby girl before. 219 00:09:05,607 --> 00:09:07,400 Not now, waterworks. Not now. 220 00:09:07,484 --> 00:09:09,318 Oh, Daddy. 221 00:09:12,405 --> 00:09:14,407 You okay, Dad? 222 00:09:12,405 --> 00:09:14,407 Oh, hey, buddy. 223 00:09:14,491 --> 00:09:16,617 Never been better. You're so thoughtful. 224 00:09:16,701 --> 00:09:19,412 I'm gonna miss that when you go off to camp on the 14th. Little Wiffle golf? 225 00:09:19,496 --> 00:09:23,290 Wait. I can't go to camp on the 14th. I have to go when Carly's going. 226 00:09:23,374 --> 00:09:24,959 - Who's Carly? - Shh! 227 00:09:25,043 --> 00:09:27,337 She's this girl I like, and she's here right now. 228 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,715 Well, all the more reason to change camp sessions. 229 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:33,175 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. It's foolproof. 230 00:09:33,259 --> 00:09:35,261 Not this fool. Forget it. 231 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:38,347 What about all the new girls you're gonna meet? You're only 14. 232 00:09:38,431 --> 00:09:39,932 Do you really wanna be tied down? 233 00:09:40,016 --> 00:09:40,975 Yes! 234 00:09:41,059 --> 00:09:42,768 Oh, Luke. Watch. I-I got it. 235 00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:45,271 Okay. 236 00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:45,271 Okay. 237 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:46,605 Nice! 238 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:49,275 Oh, hi, Mr. Dunphy. Sorry we moved the furniture around. 239 00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:51,610 I was showing Luke the flip I did at tumbling sectionals. 240 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:53,696 Oh, no. That's my mom. 241 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,823 But I can leave you guys this old movie I brought over. 242 00:09:55,907 --> 00:09:57,450 It's called Dirty Dancing. 243 00:09:57,534 --> 00:10:00,453 Never let her go. 244 00:10:00,537 --> 00:10:03,289 Hey, Carly's mom. Phil Dunphy. Big fan of your daughter. 245 00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:04,540 Thank you. 246 00:10:04,624 --> 00:10:07,126 So, heads up– Luke's got to change his camp session. 247 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,170 You guys may want to do the same. 248 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,170 No! 249 00:10:09,254 --> 00:10:11,589 My husband and I have been working the whiteboard all week, 250 00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:14,175 and we just bought three days away from that. 251 00:10:14,259 --> 00:10:17,803 Ow! It wasn't even me! - Bank it! 252 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:20,306 Carly! 253 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:24,059 Okay, Manny. Remember, as soon as you land, watch out for Malaria. 254 00:10:24,143 --> 00:10:25,728 Why? I got a shot for that. 255 00:10:25,812 --> 00:10:28,147 Can we hurry this up? 256 00:10:25,812 --> 00:10:28,147 No. I'm talking about your cousin Malaria. 257 00:10:28,231 --> 00:10:30,399 She's coming to pick you up, but she might have Rubella. 258 00:10:28,231 --> 00:10:30,399 What? 259 00:10:30,483 --> 00:10:33,402 That's her daughter, but make room in the car because she could have diphtheria. 260 00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:36,113 Who's Diphtheria? 261 00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:36,113 Ay, Manny, diphtheria is a disease. 262 00:10:36,197 --> 00:10:38,324 That's why I want you to be apart from her in the car. 263 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:40,117 Let's go, Gloria. Better say good-bye here. 264 00:10:40,201 --> 00:10:41,660 He's got to hurry to get through security. 265 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:43,662 But there's no line. 266 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:43,662 For now. 267 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:45,498 A senior tour bus just pulled up. 268 00:10:45,582 --> 00:10:47,249 You know how much private wanding that is? 269 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:48,918 Half their skeletons are metal. 270 00:10:49,002 --> 00:10:52,630 Ay, Manny, please. Call me as soon as you land. 271 00:10:52,714 --> 00:10:55,007 I'll miss you. 272 00:10:52,714 --> 00:10:55,007 And we're walking. 273 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:57,218 I love you! 274 00:10:57,302 --> 00:10:58,552 Wait. 275 00:10:57,302 --> 00:10:58,552 No. Up! 276 00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:00,554 I forgot to give Mom this card I wrote. 277 00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:00,554 No, no. 278 00:11:00,638 --> 00:11:03,766 I'll handle it. Safe trip, buddy. Safe trip. 279 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:06,853 - We're out of here. - No. Let's wait until he gets to the top. 280 00:11:09,272 --> 00:11:10,856 ! Adiós, mi amor! 281 00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:12,858 Who wants ice cream? Huh? 282 00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:14,819 What if he never comes back? 283 00:11:14,903 --> 00:11:17,655 Oh, honey, no one ever leaves home and doesn't come back. 284 00:11:17,739 --> 00:11:19,282 I did. 285 00:11:21,701 --> 00:11:23,118 Hey, honey. 286 00:11:23,202 --> 00:11:26,288 I've been mulling over your Sacramento decision. 287 00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:28,874 - It wasn't exactly my– - Of course I want my baby girl close, 288 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:30,876 but I gotta get used to you leaving. 289 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,712 Because college– and knowing you, a great college– 290 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:36,841 is right around the corner, am I right? 291 00:11:36,925 --> 00:11:39,051 Now Habitat will look good on an application, 292 00:11:39,135 --> 00:11:41,512 but does Sacramento really move the needle? 293 00:11:41,596 --> 00:11:43,681 I have another place in mind. 294 00:11:43,765 --> 00:11:45,808 Little hint– It starts with an "El." 295 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:47,893 El Salvador? Are you serious? 296 00:11:47,977 --> 00:11:51,272 They have an unstable government, earthquakes– 297 00:11:51,356 --> 00:11:53,983 Boats. Looks like there's a hill. 298 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:57,778 I'm just saying, you don't push yourself at this stage, you wind up at a second-tier college. 299 00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,363 Soon you've lost all your ambition. 300 00:11:59,447 --> 00:12:00,906 You're just drifting through life, 301 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,576 hoping someone offers you an M.R.S. degree. 302 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:07,997 Is that who you want to be? 303 00:12:13,002 --> 00:12:14,879 Hey, princess. Second breakfast? 304 00:12:14,963 --> 00:12:16,922 Fun. 305 00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:18,507 So big beach trip coming up, huh? 306 00:12:18,591 --> 00:12:20,634 Yeah. 307 00:12:18,591 --> 00:12:20,634 Can't get better than late July, 308 00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:22,219 unless it's early August– 309 00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:22,219 Save it, Dad. 310 00:12:22,303 --> 00:12:23,929 I know you and Mom want the house to yourselves. 311 00:12:24,013 --> 00:12:26,682 Nope. I'm the last piece of the puzzle, right? 312 00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:29,351 - What's it worth to you? - Fine. 313 00:12:29,435 --> 00:12:31,478 How about I pay for gas and two dinners? 314 00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:34,106 Mmm. Gas, all dinners, 315 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:36,442 groceries, two new bathing suits, a Boogie board– 316 00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:38,277 - Are you crazy? - No. I'm also not done. 317 00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:39,945 Yes, you are done. You know why? 318 00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:41,697 You know another way this shakes out? You don't go. 319 00:12:41,781 --> 00:12:43,782 That's right. Overplay your hand, I pull the plug, 320 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,951 you blow your last chance for a good time with your friends. 321 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:48,454 Word gets out that you're not cool, then school starts. 322 00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:50,289 You end up with your nose in a book all year. 323 00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:53,876 No friends, no dates, not caring how you look. 324 00:12:56,129 --> 00:12:58,047 Is that who you want to be? 325 00:13:03,011 --> 00:13:05,512 Turns out Mitchell really had forgotten his wallet, 326 00:13:05,596 --> 00:13:07,306 so proposing wasn't even on his radar. 327 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:08,974 My plan was bulletproof. 328 00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:13,479 He was gonna be as blindsided as the fattest hog on Founders Day, and I was– 329 00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:16,398 Pretty darn proud of myself. 330 00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:18,859 I had the ideal proposal. 331 00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:20,736 Cam once told me that all he wanted... 332 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:23,989 was someone to sit in a rocking chair and grow old with, and– 333 00:13:24,073 --> 00:13:26,909 So while we're at dinner, Claire is setting up two rocking chairs... 334 00:13:26,993 --> 00:13:29,745 next to the fireplace with a bottle of champagne. 335 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:31,830 Oh. He is going to– 336 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,333 Squeal like a Berkshire white in a four-man pig toss. 337 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:37,002 Gosh durn it, I miss Founders Day. 338 00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:39,129 This is a little bit fancy for just a quick bite. 339 00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:41,757 Well, who knows if they can even get us in? Let me check. 340 00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:43,467 Reservation for Tucker. 341 00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:45,010 Is everything set up with the table? 342 00:13:45,094 --> 00:13:46,679 Yeah. 343 00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,472 Oh. 344 00:13:48,556 --> 00:13:50,516 The restaurant where we had our first date, 345 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,143 the sunset lighting that Cam loves. 346 00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:55,729 He was going to propose. 347 00:13:55,813 --> 00:13:58,399 I was so touched, but at the same time, 348 00:13:58,483 --> 00:14:01,694 he was ruining the one chance I had for romantic redemption. 349 00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:03,404 Oh, I'm feeling really queasy, Cam. 350 00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:04,989 No, you'll be okay once we sit down. 351 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:06,615 I think I need to go home. Sorry. 352 00:14:06,699 --> 00:14:08,450 Oh! Excuse me. Sorry. No, no, no. 353 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,369 We'll get you some ginger ale and some crackers. 354 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,369 Mm-mmm. 355 00:14:10,453 --> 00:14:12,705 I gotta run to the restroom. You-You grab the car. 356 00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:16,793 You'll feel better after you throw up! 357 00:14:17,835 --> 00:14:19,420 Okay, new plan. We're coming back early. 358 00:14:19,504 --> 00:14:22,214 - Is everything set up? - You said two hours. We haven't even left yet. 359 00:14:22,298 --> 00:14:24,049 Well, hurry! 360 00:14:22,298 --> 00:14:24,049 Just stall. 361 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,635 Tell him that... Haley had a hemorrhage, 362 00:14:26,719 --> 00:14:28,721 and you're her blood type, so you– 363 00:14:28,805 --> 00:14:30,681 I'm not doing that, you ghoul. 364 00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:32,266 Just get back to the house and– 365 00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,643 - Gloria. - Cam. How did it go? Did you– 366 00:14:34,727 --> 00:14:36,562 It didn't happen. I have to go with the backup plan. 367 00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:40,441 Fortunately, I had an alternate proposal scenario in case there was a problem. 368 00:14:40,525 --> 00:14:44,903 Jay and Gloria were babysitting, so I asked them to recreate the picnic under the stars we had... 369 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:46,739 the night we moved into our first apartment. 370 00:14:46,823 --> 00:14:48,949 Mitchell would take one look and– 371 00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,911 Sob like a Tony winner. 372 00:14:56,999 --> 00:15:00,461 I got the picnic basket, but you know what is going to be hard to find? 373 00:15:00,545 --> 00:15:02,337 My interest in this whole damn thing? 374 00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:04,423 No. The blue and white tablecloth. 375 00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:06,633 Here it is. It was in the occasion closet. 376 00:15:06,717 --> 00:15:10,179 They keep their tools in a pillowcase, but they have an occasions closet. 377 00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,265 What are you guys doing here? 378 00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:16,685 Oh, Cam is going to propose to Mitch, so we're here to help him set it up. 379 00:15:16,769 --> 00:15:21,106 That is coconuts. Mitchell asked us to do the same thing for him. 380 00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:23,650 That just makes me want to stay and see how this whole thing works out. 381 00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:25,652 We can. Let's set it up, and then we'll hide somewhere. 382 00:15:25,736 --> 00:15:27,362 Ay, yes, in the occasion closet. 383 00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:30,282 No. We do what they asked and leave. We never had these problems. 384 00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:32,659 This is what happens when they let men marry men. 385 00:15:34,328 --> 00:15:36,664 That cannot be a coincidence. 386 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:41,502 I'm sorry about the detour. I was just worried about the pileup on the 405. 387 00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,712 Oh, take your time. The drive's actually soothing me. 388 00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:45,297 Oh! Oh, my gosh! 389 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:47,508 Oh! Wh-What was that? 390 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:47,508 I think it's a blown tire. 391 00:15:47,592 --> 00:15:50,260 It's okay. 392 00:15:47,592 --> 00:15:50,260 I know there's a spare. Do-Do we have the tools? 393 00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:52,137 Yeah, yeah. They're in the pillowcase in the trunk. 394 00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:53,180 Right. 395 00:15:53,264 --> 00:15:55,349 Why do you have to be so grouchy? 396 00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:57,392 We're giving them a beautiful story. 397 00:15:57,476 --> 00:15:59,853 Everybody deserves one. 398 00:15:59,937 --> 00:16:02,106 I'm an idiot. 399 00:15:59,937 --> 00:16:02,106 No, you're not an idiot. 400 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,649 You're not as romantic as some– 401 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:06,193 These things peel off on the back, and I've been gluing 'em. 402 00:16:06,277 --> 00:16:09,154 Why do I even bother? You don't care about this stuff. 403 00:16:09,238 --> 00:16:10,739 What's that supposed to mean? 404 00:16:10,823 --> 00:16:12,366 Yeah, like when you proposed to me– 405 00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:15,077 "Hey, Manny, hand me that thing." That's my whole story. 406 00:16:15,161 --> 00:16:17,913 Hang on. That wasn't my fault. I had something big planned. 407 00:16:17,997 --> 00:16:19,540 You asked him for the ring. 408 00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:21,875 I was asking for the remote. He jumped the gun. 409 00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:25,003 He was supposed to give me the ring later that night at the restaurant. 410 00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:27,464 The waiter was gonna come by and offer coffee. 411 00:16:27,548 --> 00:16:31,343 I was gonna say, "No, thank you. It'll keep me up, and lately I've been loving my dreams. 412 00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:33,929 And there's one in particular I hope comes true." 413 00:16:34,013 --> 00:16:36,723 Manny gives me the ring. I say, "Gloria"– 414 00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:40,102 Yes, Jay! Yes, I marry you! 415 00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:42,730 I love my new story. 416 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,902 Little heads-up– there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding. 417 00:16:48,986 --> 00:16:50,737 Phil, you cried on the way here. 418 00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:52,698 I was on the brink already. 419 00:16:52,782 --> 00:16:54,992 I watched Dirty Dancing before we left. 420 00:16:55,076 --> 00:16:56,702 I know. 421 00:16:57,954 --> 00:17:00,497 Text from my dad. Oh, no. 422 00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:02,624 He wants me to come visit him for a couple of days, 423 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,710 but it's right in the middle of our kid-free week. 424 00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:08,213 Oh, that's too bad, but I guess you could take two days, hmm? 425 00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:12,384 I may have mentioned to Frank that Phil might be available that week. 426 00:17:12,468 --> 00:17:14,178 The only thing better than a kid-free week... 427 00:17:14,262 --> 00:17:17,139 is a couple of days carved out just for Mama. 428 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:20,058 Perfect. 429 00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:21,560 Yeah. 430 00:17:22,979 --> 00:17:26,106 Hey, you remember the day I proposed to you? 431 00:17:22,979 --> 00:17:26,106 Of course I do. 432 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:27,900 I don't remember the exact date, but yes. 433 00:17:27,984 --> 00:17:30,110 March 19, 1994. 434 00:17:30,194 --> 00:17:33,530 Oh, yeah. I was in such a bad mood that afternoon. 435 00:17:33,614 --> 00:17:35,991 I was on day two of a St. Patrick's hangover. 436 00:17:36,075 --> 00:17:38,035 I don't remember that. 437 00:17:36,075 --> 00:17:38,035 Mmm. 438 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,287 I just remember how crazy in love I was. 439 00:17:40,371 --> 00:17:42,623 - Mmm. - I couldn't wait to ask you. 440 00:17:44,292 --> 00:17:46,460 I even ran a red light on the way to pick you up. 441 00:17:46,544 --> 00:17:48,462 I still have the ticket. 442 00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:50,464 No, you don't. Why would you save something like that? 443 00:17:50,548 --> 00:17:52,799 Are you kidding me? I was racing to my life. 444 00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,260 It's in a box at my dad's with a bunch of other stuff– 445 00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,471 The program from that concert where I met you. 446 00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:01,475 The matchbook with the fake number on it you gave me. 447 00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:04,603 The souvenir goblet from our first date. 448 00:18:04,687 --> 00:18:10,609 You really think I'd throw away all those beautiful memories, milady? 449 00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:16,740 I haven't seen that stuff for a long time. 450 00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:18,450 I gotta dig it out when I see my dad. 451 00:18:18,534 --> 00:18:21,078 - Okay, stop. Sorry. - What? 452 00:18:21,162 --> 00:18:23,455 I told your dad to call you... 453 00:18:23,539 --> 00:18:26,208 because I wanted some time for myself. 454 00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:31,129 Yeah. Couple of days away from my perfect, romantic husband, 455 00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:35,801 who is far too good for this coldhearted, bloodless wife-bot. 456 00:18:35,885 --> 00:18:37,970 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 457 00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:39,638 You have blood. 458 00:18:39,722 --> 00:18:43,141 Honey, I just put the chairs in front of the fireplace. You made it romantic. 459 00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,978 Mitchell's right. I'm a ghoul. 460 00:18:46,062 --> 00:18:47,813 Come here. 461 00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:51,858 You're romantic too, in your own funny way. 462 00:18:51,942 --> 00:18:54,236 We're just different. 463 00:18:51,942 --> 00:18:54,236 Mmm. 464 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,530 So what if I'm more sentimental? 465 00:18:56,614 --> 00:18:58,115 My mom. 466 00:18:58,199 --> 00:19:01,702 I mean, sure, marriage needs romance. 467 00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,287 You know what it also needs? 468 00:19:03,371 --> 00:19:06,164 "Spoke to Phil, and he suggested"– 469 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,000 Forgiveness. 470 00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:12,004 Okay. Spare, please. 471 00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:13,922 Yes, Doctor. 472 00:19:14,006 --> 00:19:16,758 Can't believe this has happened to us so many times, we actually have a system. 473 00:19:16,842 --> 00:19:20,345 Oh, I know. You've come a long way from the first time you ever saw a jack. 474 00:19:20,429 --> 00:19:22,556 Remember, you couldn't believe– 475 00:19:20,429 --> 00:19:22,556 I'm sorry. This is amazing. 476 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,308 I am lifting a car right now. 477 00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:26,393 I'm the strongest man in the world. 478 00:19:26,477 --> 00:19:30,147 Oh. Do you remember that time in Yosemite when it was snowing so bad? 479 00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:31,773 Yeah. What was that, like, six years ago? 480 00:19:31,857 --> 00:19:33,358 Oh, gosh, no. It was before Lily, 481 00:19:33,442 --> 00:19:35,986 so it was at least seven or eight. 482 00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,363 God, it is– It's going by so fast. 483 00:19:38,447 --> 00:19:40,282 Yeah. You're telling me. 484 00:19:43,202 --> 00:19:46,538 You know, it's a different world down there than it was 24 hours ago. 485 00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:47,873 Hmm. 486 00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:49,207 Cam, tire. Tire! 487 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,168 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my– Oh, my God. 488 00:19:51,252 --> 00:19:53,503 Oh, my God! 489 00:19:53,587 --> 00:19:56,048 It's gonna be a different world for the people in that yellow house. 490 00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:02,721 This is not at all how I saw the evening going. 491 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:06,142 Oh. Honey, you have no idea. 492 00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:10,395 Do you remember our first apartment? 493 00:20:10,479 --> 00:20:13,231 Yes. What– What made you think of that? 494 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:15,567 I don't know. 495 00:20:15,651 --> 00:20:16,986 The stars. 496 00:20:18,696 --> 00:20:20,906 All right. Come on. Let's do this. 497 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,075 Yeah. 498 00:20:35,087 --> 00:20:37,006 Yes. 499 00:20:35,087 --> 00:20:37,006 Yes. 500 00:20:41,343 --> 00:20:43,470 Hey, there. You with the stars on your thighs. 501 00:20:43,554 --> 00:20:45,680 Huh? 502 00:20:43,554 --> 00:20:45,680 It's an old song. 503 00:20:45,764 --> 00:20:48,684 I thought I would– Ah, why do I bother? 504 00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:51,269 What is this? 505 00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:51,269 Oh, that's from Manny. 506 00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:55,315 I was hoping to wait and give it to you in a couple of days, but, uh– 507 00:20:55,399 --> 00:20:57,317 Just remember that he's fine. 508 00:20:57,401 --> 00:20:59,569 He's only a plane ride away. 509 00:20:59,653 --> 00:21:02,447 Nice. I'm going to wash my face. 510 00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:04,116 Okay. 511 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:08,995 I hope that my cousins don't take him riding the horses or shooting the guns. 512 00:21:09,079 --> 00:21:12,624 I know that he's almost a man, but– 513 00:21:14,793 --> 00:21:17,921 - Jay? - "Make sure you take care of Jay. 514 00:21:18,005 --> 00:21:21,425 Please call me after his checkup on Thursday. 515 00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:23,301 I'll miss you guys so much." 516 00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:25,846 - Nice, huh? - Nice? 517 00:21:27,264 --> 00:21:29,225 I'm gonna mail him his other robe.