1 00:00:02,489 --> 00:00:03,698 Traditional first day of school pancakes. 2 00:00:03,782 --> 00:00:06,576 - Whipped-cream smile? - Dad, I'm in high school now. 3 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:08,453 Just put it in my mouth. 4 00:00:08,537 --> 00:00:09,996 Okay, that's disgusting. Stop it. 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,833 Hey, save some of that bossing people around for the office, lady. 6 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:15,668 After a 20-year vacation, 7 00:00:15,752 --> 00:00:17,253 Claire is rejoining the workforce. 8 00:00:17,337 --> 00:00:20,924 Not a vacation. But I am starting a job at my dad's closet company. 9 00:00:21,008 --> 00:00:22,634 He's kind of grooming me to take over. 10 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:25,345 I have a background in marketing. 11 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:25,345 I'm so proud of her. 12 00:00:25,429 --> 00:00:27,973 Oh, uh, speaking of marketing, we're out of milk. 13 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:31,351 I'm actually kind of nervous. 14 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:31,351 You're gonna be great. 15 00:00:31,435 --> 00:00:34,103 And remember, if you get into a jam, just do the impression I taught you. 16 00:00:34,187 --> 00:00:38,233 Hey, you can hang your clothes in me. 17 00:00:38,317 --> 00:00:40,610 Christopher Walk-in Closet. 18 00:00:40,694 --> 00:00:44,530 - I'm not doing that. - Okay, relax, Mom. You're working for Grandpa. 19 00:00:44,614 --> 00:00:47,325 It's not even a real job. It's like that summer when I worked for Dad. 20 00:00:47,409 --> 00:00:50,328 He was just trying to make me feel good about myself. He didn't really need my help. 21 00:00:50,412 --> 00:00:52,872 That's not true. I needed your help distributing all those fliers. 22 00:00:52,956 --> 00:00:56,292 And I did. Wink, wink. 23 00:00:56,376 --> 00:00:58,127 How are you already doing homework? 24 00:00:58,211 --> 00:01:00,588 It's junior year. I have to get good grades. 25 00:01:00,672 --> 00:01:03,132 Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me! 26 00:01:03,216 --> 00:01:05,885 You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active. 27 00:01:05,969 --> 00:01:07,845 - Don't you have some studying to do? - Oh, please. 28 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:10,891 It's community college. They tell you to bring a glue stick. 29 00:01:14,519 --> 00:01:15,896 Hello. 30 00:01:16,730 --> 00:01:18,982 Yes, this is he. Him. Me. 31 00:01:19,066 --> 00:01:21,150 - Right the first time. - I'll be right there. 32 00:01:21,234 --> 00:01:24,153 Mitchell, that was it. That was the call. I'm going in. 33 00:01:24,237 --> 00:01:27,782 Due to budget cuts, my position as middle school music teacher has been eliminated, 34 00:01:27,866 --> 00:01:30,618 so I've been working as a high school sub. 35 00:01:30,702 --> 00:01:34,163 Ka-ching! 36 00:01:30,702 --> 00:01:34,163 I never know when I'll be summoned to swoop into action. 37 00:01:34,247 --> 00:01:36,082 I'm kind of like Batman. 38 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:38,376 But except for a Bat-Signal, I get a phone call. 39 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:40,670 Yeah. You found the one difference. 40 00:01:40,754 --> 00:01:43,756 I hate to miss her first day, but do you mind taking Lily to school? 41 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,175 Oh, Cam, today? I gotta prep for my meeting with Charlie. 42 00:01:46,259 --> 00:01:49,846 I only get him for an hour between his vacations in Aspen and Cabo. 43 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:52,849 Okay, you need to confront him and tell him his pathetic little midlife crisis... 44 00:01:52,933 --> 00:01:55,393 is making it impossible for you to do your job. 45 00:01:55,477 --> 00:01:57,603 Because he responds so well to criticism. 46 00:01:57,687 --> 00:02:01,357 No. He'll fire me, and then we'll end up having to get married in your family's barn. 47 00:02:01,441 --> 00:02:03,693 Oh, well, we need to book that soon, because spring is hoedown season, 48 00:02:03,777 --> 00:02:05,361 and then you get right into summer stock, so– 49 00:02:05,445 --> 00:02:07,780 I don't believe any of that. If I'm gonna take Lily, I need to hurry. 50 00:02:07,864 --> 00:02:10,116 Lily, sweetheart, let's get you dressed. 51 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,784 Hey, I've been dressed for an hour. 52 00:02:11,868 --> 00:02:14,245 Come on. I can't be late. I'll fall behind. 53 00:02:14,329 --> 00:02:16,456 Sometimes I forget to factor in the Asian. 54 00:02:30,595 --> 00:02:33,848 Buddy, I know a new school can be scary, so a little advice– 55 00:02:33,932 --> 00:02:37,101 every time you meet someone new, pay them a compliment. 56 00:02:37,185 --> 00:02:40,772 Hey. Like, um, "I love your hair." 57 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:43,941 "Awesome kicks." "You have a beautiful smile." 58 00:02:44,025 --> 00:02:47,362 Okay, Dad. I'll tell that big guy over there that he's got a beautiful smile. 59 00:02:47,446 --> 00:02:50,156 Fine. Skin, cheekbones– make it your own. 60 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,408 Um, could you maybe not walk me all the way in? 61 00:02:52,492 --> 00:02:54,744 - What? - I've got it from here. 62 00:02:54,828 --> 00:02:56,954 Oh. Sure. Yeah. Okay. 63 00:02:57,038 --> 00:02:59,582 Give your dad a– Off you go. 64 00:02:59,666 --> 00:03:01,626 Alex! Hey. 65 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:05,713 Ay, Manny, why are you so quiet? 66 00:03:05,797 --> 00:03:08,383 Are you nervous because of your first day in high school? 67 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:11,094 Mom, after spending a summer in Colombia, I'm a changed man. 68 00:03:11,178 --> 00:03:12,428 Oh, my God. What did you see? 69 00:03:12,512 --> 00:03:15,264 Nothing. But I am an international jet-setter now. 70 00:03:15,348 --> 00:03:18,768 - I'm sophisticated. - And you think that the girls are gonna pick up on this? 71 00:03:18,852 --> 00:03:21,145 If not, I still have my "unaccompanied minor" sign. 72 00:03:21,229 --> 00:03:24,982 Ay, I cannot believe that my little baby's going to the high school. 73 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:27,694 Mom, stop. You're embarrassing me. 74 00:03:29,529 --> 00:03:32,281 It's my first day too. I could use a hug. 75 00:03:32,365 --> 00:03:34,951 - Go! - Hey, Gloria. 76 00:03:35,035 --> 00:03:37,120 Hi, Phil. 77 00:03:35,035 --> 00:03:37,120 First day of high school, huh? 78 00:03:37,204 --> 00:03:38,663 Manny excited? 79 00:03:38,747 --> 00:03:41,958 - Ay, he was up at 5:00 in the morning, ironing. - Oh. 80 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:43,668 Ay, but he does that too... 81 00:03:43,752 --> 00:03:45,837 when he's depressed, so now I don't know. 82 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:47,672 - How was Luke? - Great. Yeah. 83 00:03:47,756 --> 00:03:50,258 He had a hard time saying good-bye, but– 84 00:03:50,342 --> 00:03:53,177 Um, anyway, I think I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee. 85 00:03:53,261 --> 00:03:55,138 - Can I go with you? - Yeah. 86 00:03:55,222 --> 00:03:58,475 Dude, I'm kind of working something here. 87 00:04:02,062 --> 00:04:03,729 How many trucks would that take? 88 00:04:03,813 --> 00:04:06,066 Uh-huh. Give me a minute, Fred. New girl just walked in. 89 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:08,651 That's disgusting. She's my daughter. 90 00:04:08,735 --> 00:04:11,154 - Oh. - Sweetheart! You look terrific. 91 00:04:11,238 --> 00:04:14,240 Are you sure? 'Cause I have another blouse in here. 92 00:04:14,324 --> 00:04:16,325 It's the only thing in here. That and a pair of glasses... 93 00:04:16,409 --> 00:04:18,202 in case I need to read something or look smarter. 94 00:04:18,286 --> 00:04:20,663 Relax. It's your first day. 95 00:04:20,747 --> 00:04:23,082 Impossible to blow it. What are those? 96 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:25,793 - Oh, cookies. I made 'em for the office. - Huge mistake. 97 00:04:25,877 --> 00:04:28,004 Fred, two more seconds. I got a situation here. 98 00:04:28,088 --> 00:04:29,338 Put the cookies down. 99 00:04:29,422 --> 00:04:31,174 Why? 100 00:04:29,422 --> 00:04:31,174 You're management. 101 00:04:31,258 --> 00:04:34,427 Makes you look desperate. Makes you look like you want everyone to like you. 102 00:04:34,511 --> 00:04:36,888 I do want everyone to like me. 103 00:04:34,511 --> 00:04:36,888 You want everyone to respect you. 104 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:38,681 You gotta be tough, keep your distance. 105 00:04:38,765 --> 00:04:40,933 Well, maybe we are different kinds of managers. 106 00:04:41,017 --> 00:04:43,103 Yeah. I'm yours. Just leave the cookies. 107 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:48,107 Look at you, my big first-grader. 108 00:04:48,191 --> 00:04:50,776 All right, I want you to make so many friends and have so much fun– 109 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:53,404 Got to go! Can't wait to learn! 110 00:04:53,488 --> 00:04:55,198 - Be careful! - What? 111 00:04:55,282 --> 00:04:58,242 - Nothing. 112 00:05:01,746 --> 00:05:04,207 Please do not be late. Let's go. 113 00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:05,875 Looking good. 114 00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:05,875 Uh, Principal Brown? 115 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:08,461 Yes? 116 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:08,461 Hi. I'm Cameron Tucker. I was called in to sub today. 117 00:05:08,545 --> 00:05:10,463 Oh, yeah. You're in for Mrs. Hurley. Hello. 118 00:05:10,547 --> 00:05:13,257 - Hello. - She has come down with a sudden case of rehab. 119 00:05:13,341 --> 00:05:15,718 - Oh. - So do a good job, 'cause this could be a permanent position. 120 00:05:15,802 --> 00:05:19,555 Well, prepare to feel like an old denim vest, because I'm about to bedazzling you. 121 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:22,600 I don't know what that means, but okay. 122 00:05:22,684 --> 00:05:24,644 So what am I teaching? 123 00:05:24,728 --> 00:05:26,896 A.P. history. 124 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,231 Oh. 125 00:05:28,315 --> 00:05:29,732 I desperately wanted that job. 126 00:05:29,816 --> 00:05:32,151 There was just one problem– I don't know much about history. 127 00:05:32,235 --> 00:05:34,070 Mm. Do you know much biology? 128 00:05:32,235 --> 00:05:34,070 Not now, Mitchell. 129 00:05:34,154 --> 00:05:36,239 What about your science book or the French you took? 130 00:05:36,323 --> 00:05:39,033 You're lucky I love you. 131 00:05:36,323 --> 00:05:39,033 And I know that if you love me too– 132 00:05:41,661 --> 00:05:43,288 I really was in a jam though. 133 00:05:41,661 --> 00:05:43,288 Yeah. 134 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,960 My dad thinks that he can motivate his workers... 135 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:52,088 by being a cold, distant authority figure. 136 00:05:52,172 --> 00:05:55,925 Well, if his style is so effective, riddle me this– 137 00:05:56,009 --> 00:05:58,261 why don't I listen to him? 138 00:05:58,345 --> 00:05:59,762 It's been a while, then he's like– 139 00:05:59,846 --> 00:06:02,265 Hey. Hi. Sorry. I'm Claire. 140 00:06:02,349 --> 00:06:05,101 It's my first day, so I thought I'd say hi. 141 00:06:05,185 --> 00:06:06,561 Hey. 142 00:06:05,185 --> 00:06:06,561 Hi. 143 00:06:06,645 --> 00:06:10,648 Amazing. You guys are actually hanging out by the water cooler. 144 00:06:10,732 --> 00:06:13,317 I have xerostomia. It's chronic dry mouth. 145 00:06:13,401 --> 00:06:17,530 I'm-I'm so sorry. I– I-I-I was just doin' a thang. 146 00:06:17,614 --> 00:06:19,657 You know, like– 147 00:06:19,741 --> 00:06:21,784 Anyway, um– 148 00:06:21,868 --> 00:06:25,037 My door's always open... to everyone. 149 00:06:25,121 --> 00:06:29,667 - That's Pritchett's daughter. - Um, yeah, but I don't want you to think of me like that. 150 00:06:29,751 --> 00:06:33,129 I'm-I'm a friend. I'm a colleague. 151 00:06:33,213 --> 00:06:37,383 I'm just like you. I'm Claire. You know, worker bee. Just– 152 00:06:40,804 --> 00:06:42,555 Great to meet you. 153 00:06:42,639 --> 00:06:44,765 Sorry to interrupt, and see you around. 154 00:06:44,849 --> 00:06:48,644 I do. I gotta do this one. 155 00:06:48,728 --> 00:06:50,855 Who am I? 156 00:06:50,939 --> 00:06:53,482 You can hang your clothes in me. 157 00:06:53,566 --> 00:06:55,235 Christopher Walk-in Closet. 158 00:06:58,738 --> 00:07:00,740 We all know where we're gonna start– 159 00:07:03,910 --> 00:07:05,202 What is this? 160 00:07:05,286 --> 00:07:07,413 Oh, sorry, folks. It's closed. We're shooting a commercial. 161 00:07:07,497 --> 00:07:10,416 So annoying. Listen, we just want to get a cup of coffee. 162 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,376 Actually, we're short a couple of extras. 163 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:14,587 How would you two like to be in it? 164 00:07:14,671 --> 00:07:16,797 Yes! 165 00:07:14,671 --> 00:07:16,797 That sounds amazing. 166 00:07:16,881 --> 00:07:19,050 Hey, um, I see a couple of old people. 167 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,302 This isn't one of those catheter commercials, is it? 168 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:23,179 'Cause if it gets too descriptive, I'm gonna squirm. 169 00:07:23,263 --> 00:07:25,765 I just did it to myself. 170 00:07:26,975 --> 00:07:28,684 I did my best to cram for my lecture... 171 00:07:28,768 --> 00:07:30,686 on the Revolutionary War, but– 172 00:07:30,770 --> 00:07:34,190 All those names and dates? It's all so dry. 173 00:07:34,274 --> 00:07:36,359 Where's the drama? 174 00:07:41,322 --> 00:07:43,032 - Good morrow. - Oh, boy. 175 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:46,452 Well, what is all this strange garb you adorn? 176 00:07:46,536 --> 00:07:49,705 Are you trappers from the Canadian provinces? 177 00:07:49,789 --> 00:07:51,749 Are you here to sell your beavers? 178 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:53,292 Who are you? 179 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:56,420 The 64-pence question. 180 00:07:56,504 --> 00:08:00,841 I crossed the Delaware during the Revolutionary War. 181 00:08:00,925 --> 00:08:05,096 I spent a brutal winter in Valley Forge. 182 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:08,140 - Who am I? - I-I have no idea. 183 00:08:08,224 --> 00:08:09,934 I-I swear I don't know who this man is. 184 00:08:10,018 --> 00:08:13,437 I'm George Washington, of course. 185 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:17,233 Our syllabus says we're supposed to cover Native Americans on the eve of colonization. 186 00:08:17,317 --> 00:08:20,069 Yes. Native Americans. Indians. 187 00:08:20,153 --> 00:08:25,324 A majestic, peaceful people who lived off the land and cried when they saw litter. 188 00:08:25,408 --> 00:08:27,660 The textbook says many tribes were often at war... 189 00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:29,245 with allegiances shifting all of the– 190 00:08:29,329 --> 00:08:31,414 Shifting all the time. 191 00:08:31,498 --> 00:08:34,917 So were the Indians friends with the colonists or not? 192 00:08:35,001 --> 00:08:37,044 Ah, yes. I know one Indian... 193 00:08:37,128 --> 00:08:40,506 who was friends with a construction worker, biker and traffic cop. 194 00:08:42,008 --> 00:08:44,051 Uh, do y– Nothing? Seriously, nothing? 195 00:08:44,135 --> 00:08:46,513 Okay, your parents are gonna love that joke. 196 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:50,224 Okay, Pritchett, I'm here. 197 00:08:50,308 --> 00:08:53,436 You got a half hour. I have my helicopter standing by on the roof. 198 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,689 - Is it even built for that? - No. That's why you only have a half hour. 199 00:08:56,773 --> 00:08:58,774 I'm not sure that's enough time. We have a ton to cover. 200 00:08:58,858 --> 00:09:01,694 We need to talk about new lease agreements and the workers' comp package. 201 00:09:01,778 --> 00:09:04,697 29 minutes. I think I hear creaking. 202 00:09:04,781 --> 00:09:08,367 - Daddy, I'm bored. - Whoa. 203 00:09:08,451 --> 00:09:10,619 Me too. This is why I shouldn't come into work between vacations. 204 00:09:10,703 --> 00:09:13,873 Why don't you sit at Natalie's desk and pretend to be my assistant, sweetie? 205 00:09:13,957 --> 00:09:17,126 Sorry about that. My niece is coming to pick her up. 206 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:19,545 Lily had an incident at school today where she– 207 00:09:19,629 --> 00:09:22,381 Hey, Pritchett. You're not some hot single mom I'm trying to seduce, 208 00:09:22,465 --> 00:09:24,633 - so I don't need to hear about your kid. - Fair enough. 209 00:09:24,717 --> 00:09:28,637 So lease agreements. Okay. I'm getting some pushback on the Miami location. 210 00:09:28,721 --> 00:09:31,974 Mr. Pritchett, I have a Haley here to see you. 211 00:09:32,058 --> 00:09:33,225 Oh. 212 00:09:32,058 --> 00:09:33,225 Hi. 213 00:09:33,309 --> 00:09:34,852 Hi, sweetheart. 214 00:09:34,936 --> 00:09:36,812 I'm in the middle of a meeting with my boss, 215 00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:39,315 but thank you so much for helping me out. No problem. 216 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:43,152 My last class is a pass/fail, and it's community college, so it's pass. 217 00:09:43,236 --> 00:09:45,279 Hey. Charlie Bingham. 218 00:09:45,363 --> 00:09:46,655 Wow. Look at your eyes. 219 00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:48,657 Oh, I-I can't. 220 00:09:48,741 --> 00:09:51,285 I like you. 221 00:09:51,369 --> 00:09:52,745 What do you think of these pants? 222 00:09:52,829 --> 00:09:54,497 It's part of our new collection. 223 00:09:54,581 --> 00:09:56,957 - It's, uh, a lot of zippers. - It's too many, right? 224 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,918 And they poke into my thigh when I'm in my helicopter. 225 00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:01,003 - Oh. - I have a helicopter. It's not a big deal. 226 00:10:01,087 --> 00:10:04,006 - Okay. So, anyway, thank you. - You seem to know a lot about fashion. 227 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:06,008 I'd like to get your opinion on a few things. 228 00:10:06,092 --> 00:10:07,343 Sure. 229 00:10:06,092 --> 00:10:07,343 Yeah? 230 00:10:07,427 --> 00:10:09,512 Yeah. 231 00:10:07,427 --> 00:10:09,512 Actually, no. She needs to stay and watch Lily. 232 00:10:09,596 --> 00:10:11,472 - Yeah. You can do that. - Oh. 233 00:10:11,556 --> 00:10:14,350 Hey, princess. Hey. I love kids. 234 00:10:16,936 --> 00:10:19,855 Daddy's office. 235 00:10:19,939 --> 00:10:22,275 You sound like a little girl. 236 00:10:25,486 --> 00:10:28,197 - Hey. You wanted to see me? - Thanks for bzzzing by. 237 00:10:28,281 --> 00:10:30,074 I hope you weren't in the middle of a thang. 238 00:10:30,158 --> 00:10:32,284 Okay. That did get a little away from me. 239 00:10:32,368 --> 00:10:34,411 But to be fair, I broke the ice. 240 00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:36,080 Everybody thinks you're a dummy. 241 00:10:36,164 --> 00:10:37,706 Not everybody. No. As a matter of fact, 242 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,875 one of the guys in the break room asked me to lunch. 243 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:41,627 - Don't say Todd. - His name is Todd. Oh, no. 244 00:10:41,711 --> 00:10:43,254 You cannot go to lunch with Todd. 245 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,923 - Why not? - You can't be associated with him. 246 00:10:46,007 --> 00:10:48,384 Up until an hour ago, he was the office weirdo. 247 00:10:48,468 --> 00:10:50,761 But he was nice to me, and he helped me set up my computer. 248 00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:53,097 Yeah, that's his job. For now. 249 00:10:53,181 --> 00:10:56,058 - What does that mean? - I'm firing him as soon as I can find an I.T. guy... 250 00:10:56,142 --> 00:10:58,644 who shows up on time and doesn't creep out the office. 251 00:10:58,728 --> 00:11:01,397 I can't cancel on the one person who was nice to me. 252 00:11:01,481 --> 00:11:04,650 You can, but you won't, 'cause you're the type of person who brings cookies to the office. 253 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:07,319 - Where are they? - Okay, we're done here. 254 00:11:07,403 --> 00:11:10,865 Okay, folks, you're just having a normal conversation. 255 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:12,741 A typical day in a coffee shop, right? 256 00:11:12,825 --> 00:11:14,577 Roger that. 257 00:11:14,661 --> 00:11:19,582 Here we go, guys. And... action. 258 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,292 How have you been, Roy? 259 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,335 Ah, a little down. 260 00:11:23,419 --> 00:11:25,170 Helen and I really miss the kids, 261 00:11:25,254 --> 00:11:27,590 but we just can't afford to visit them right now. 262 00:11:27,674 --> 00:11:30,509 Have you considered a reverse mortgage? 263 00:11:27,674 --> 00:11:30,509 What's that? 264 00:11:30,593 --> 00:11:32,761 Mmm, this coffee's delicious! 265 00:11:30,593 --> 00:11:32,761 Well, you have equity in your home, right? 266 00:11:32,845 --> 00:11:34,847 All right. You two in the back? 267 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,473 We can hear you, so just, uh, mime. 268 00:11:36,557 --> 00:11:39,435 Mime. I knew that. I was already doing that. So just follow my lead. 269 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:41,145 Okay, sorry, sorry. We'll do it again. 270 00:11:41,229 --> 00:11:43,606 But everything else is okay? 271 00:11:43,690 --> 00:11:45,274 You haven't done anything else. 272 00:11:45,358 --> 00:11:47,943 - So yeah? - Back to one, you guys. 273 00:11:48,027 --> 00:11:51,447 Action! 274 00:11:48,027 --> 00:11:51,447 How have you been, Roy? 275 00:11:51,531 --> 00:11:53,032 Ah, a little down. 276 00:11:53,116 --> 00:11:54,783 Helen and I really miss the kids, 277 00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:57,077 but we just can't afford to visit them right now. 278 00:11:57,161 --> 00:11:59,788 Have you considered a reverse mortgage? 279 00:11:57,161 --> 00:11:59,788 What's that? 280 00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:01,957 Well, you have equity in your home, right? 281 00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:01,957 Sure, we do. 282 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:05,294 What are they doing? Is she answering an imaginary phone? 283 00:12:05,378 --> 00:12:07,212 Oh, that sounds too good to be true. 284 00:12:07,296 --> 00:12:08,589 Don't take my word for it. 285 00:12:08,673 --> 00:12:10,466 Here's Henry Winkler to tell you more. 286 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:11,842 Okay, cut! 287 00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:13,636 Couple in the back. 288 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,847 Yep. No, I know, I know. Bigger? 289 00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,974 The Native Americans and the settlers... 290 00:12:19,058 --> 00:12:22,645 had two completely different ideas of land ownership. 291 00:12:22,729 --> 00:12:25,648 Eventually, these differences would lead to war. 292 00:12:25,732 --> 00:12:27,483 Oh. 293 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,318 Look– goose bumps. 294 00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:33,740 Okay. Yes. Uh, class dismissed. 295 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:38,452 Yeah. We did it! Thank you so much for stepping in. 296 00:12:38,536 --> 00:12:41,497 Oh, and I promise tomorrow I will do my best to be more prepared. 297 00:12:41,581 --> 00:12:43,499 Tomorrow? Why won't Mrs. Hurley be back? 298 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,292 Well, I don't want to be indelicate, 299 00:12:45,376 --> 00:12:47,878 but the good news is I might be your permanent teacher. 300 00:12:47,962 --> 00:12:50,422 I don't want you to be my permanent teacher. 301 00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:52,841 You'd rather have a raging alcoholic? 302 00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:52,841 Listen to me. 303 00:12:52,925 --> 00:12:55,219 I've worked nonstop to build the perfect academic record, 304 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:57,346 and I'm not going to let you screw it up now. 305 00:12:57,430 --> 00:13:01,350 I have an A.P. test in 160 days, and I need to ace it. 306 00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:03,352 Can you get me there or not? 307 00:13:03,436 --> 00:13:06,605 I can rally like the brave men of the Alamo. 308 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,774 You do realize that all the men of the Alamo die– 309 00:13:08,858 --> 00:13:10,401 They all died. 310 00:13:13,446 --> 00:13:16,073 Ruthie's older, so she thinks she's the boss. 311 00:13:16,157 --> 00:13:18,659 Mm-hmm. 312 00:13:16,157 --> 00:13:18,659 But for a little guy, Stu holds his own. 313 00:13:18,743 --> 00:13:20,786 - Hmm. - They can be a handful, 314 00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:23,872 but, God, they make me laugh so hard, you know? 315 00:13:23,956 --> 00:13:26,709 Wow. I did not know you could even tell the gender of a turtle. 316 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:30,671 Oh, yeah. It's called sexing the turtle, and it's an eight-step process. 317 00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:32,881 Now let's pretend your hand is a turtle. 318 00:13:32,965 --> 00:13:35,634 What you do is you flip it over, and then you have to look right in– 319 00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:37,886 Oh, okay. I get it. I get it. I think I get it. 320 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,555 I know. I'm droning on, aren't I? 321 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,224 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 322 00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:43,475 Please stop. 323 00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:43,475 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 324 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:45,227 Please stop! You're not. You're not. 325 00:13:45,311 --> 00:13:48,480 I am. But enough about my family. Tell me about yours. 326 00:13:48,564 --> 00:13:50,482 All right. Well, my husband, Phil, is a Realtor. 327 00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:52,276 That's funny. I'm buying a house. 328 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,652 Why? When? 329 00:13:53,736 --> 00:13:55,529 Actually, we have the final walk-through today, 330 00:13:55,613 --> 00:13:56,905 sign the papers tomorrow. 331 00:13:56,989 --> 00:13:59,616 Mmm. That-That's a really big deal, Todd. 332 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:03,037 Yeah, and it's a bit of a stretch for us too, but, uh– 333 00:14:03,121 --> 00:14:05,497 No. The time is right. We're just– We're gonna do it. 334 00:14:05,581 --> 00:14:07,249 "We" is y-you and the turtles? 335 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,585 No. Me and my wife. 336 00:14:09,669 --> 00:14:12,421 Oh, wi– I'm sorry. You didn't mention your wife. That's great. 337 00:14:12,505 --> 00:14:15,424 I bet she's got a big, fancy, high-paying job, right? 338 00:14:15,508 --> 00:14:16,800 Uh, she's getting her master's. 339 00:14:16,884 --> 00:14:18,635 - In? - Latin. 340 00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:21,097 Oh, Todd. 341 00:14:22,807 --> 00:14:26,143 This may not be the best time to buy a house. 342 00:14:26,227 --> 00:14:28,479 I hate to be the one to break this to you– 343 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,858 No, no, no, no. I got this. 344 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,858 No, you don't. 345 00:14:33,693 --> 00:14:36,153 Standing by, everyone. 346 00:14:36,237 --> 00:14:38,322 I really felt like I nailed that last one. 347 00:14:38,406 --> 00:14:40,407 I still feel so stiff. 348 00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,451 I don't know what to pretend saying. 349 00:14:42,535 --> 00:14:45,079 You're thinking too much. Just draw from your own life. 350 00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:50,125 Like, how was your day today? 351 00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:50,125 Lousy. My own son didn't want to hug me. 352 00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:51,710 Okay. So use that. 353 00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:53,629 My character, Dr. Stephen Wilson, 354 00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:56,590 is also sad because his son wouldn't take his advice. 355 00:14:56,674 --> 00:15:00,135 And he wanted to be dropped off a block away from school. 356 00:15:00,219 --> 00:15:03,555 I mean, he expected that from his daughters but thought his son would be different. 357 00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:05,641 That's so sad. 358 00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:05,641 But Dr. Stephen Wilson... 359 00:15:05,725 --> 00:15:08,352 is not going to let that ruin breakfast with his mistress. 360 00:15:11,063 --> 00:15:14,608 You know, maybe it's just time for us to– 361 00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:16,903 to accept that we have to let them go. 362 00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:21,281 Maybe it is. 363 00:15:21,365 --> 00:15:22,991 Okay, everyone, here we go! 364 00:15:23,075 --> 00:15:26,703 We're rolling. And action. 365 00:15:26,787 --> 00:15:28,372 How have you been, Roy? 366 00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:29,957 A little down. 367 00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,667 Helen and I really miss the kids, 368 00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:34,545 but we just can't afford to visit them right now. 369 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,839 Have you considered a reverse mortgage? 370 00:15:36,923 --> 00:15:41,009 What's that? 371 00:15:36,923 --> 00:15:41,009 Uh, you have equity in your home, right? 372 00:15:41,093 --> 00:15:44,012 Sure, we do. 373 00:15:41,093 --> 00:15:44,012 Don't cry. You're gonna make me cry too. 374 00:15:44,096 --> 00:15:46,431 Essentially, the bank buys your house– 375 00:15:46,515 --> 00:15:48,517 but you still get to live in it. 376 00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:50,352 That sounds too good to be true. 377 00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:52,020 Oh, don't take my word for it. 378 00:15:52,104 --> 00:15:54,064 Here's Henry Winkler to tell us more. 379 00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:57,693 I don't want the Fonz to see me like this. 380 00:15:59,403 --> 00:16:01,321 It's a prototype. It can withstand... 381 00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:03,115 the most extreme temperatures on the planet, 382 00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:05,576 it's waterproof and it wicks sweat. 383 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:09,621 - It also repels women. - I know. I hate it. I'll burn it tonight! Ah! 384 00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:13,792 - Actually, it doesn't burn. - Anyway, if we could get back to the lease agreements here. 385 00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:17,045 - You're amazing. How would you fix it? - It's too boxy. 386 00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:19,381 - Probably have to take it in here– - Right. 387 00:16:19,465 --> 00:16:21,884 and here. 388 00:16:19,465 --> 00:16:21,884 Yeah. I probably overdo it in the gym. 389 00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:24,595 Stupid seven percent body fat. 390 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,597 - Okay. So getting back to work. - We are working. 391 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,641 Why are we working? I got to go to Cabo. 392 00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:33,103 Hey, you wanna come with me? 393 00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:33,103 Oh, I've, uh, never been to Cabo. 394 00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:35,314 Yeah, she's not going to Cabo, 'cause she's half your age. 395 00:16:35,398 --> 00:16:38,150 How old are you? 396 00:16:35,398 --> 00:16:38,150 Who cares? Pretty soon I'm gonna look 20. 397 00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:40,527 I've been meditating in one of those pressurized eggs. 398 00:16:40,611 --> 00:16:43,572 Well, if I went to Cabo, what would the sleeping situation be? 399 00:16:43,656 --> 00:16:45,657 - Not much. - Okay. That is enough! 400 00:16:45,741 --> 00:16:48,076 No! No! She is my niece! 401 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,955 Okay? This pathetic midlife crisis of yours is hurting the company, 402 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:54,750 and I'm getting so sick of cleaning up your messes. 403 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:57,377 You-You need to focus, and you need to start acting your age. 404 00:16:57,461 --> 00:17:01,423 Your-Your real age, not your egg age. 405 00:17:01,507 --> 00:17:07,013 Huh. Normally, if someone talked to me that way, I'd fire him. 406 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,600 But I respect your honesty. I respect your passion. 407 00:17:11,684 --> 00:17:14,978 It's like me. I'm a very passionate man. 408 00:17:15,062 --> 00:17:17,648 - Just focus. - You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. 409 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,692 What's that creaking? 410 00:17:22,945 --> 00:17:24,279 Set! Hike! 411 00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:26,156 Hey, you're going the wrong way. 412 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,701 That's the wrong way! No. Wait. I'm sorry. You're right. 413 00:17:29,785 --> 00:17:31,662 Uh, excuse me. Principal Brown? 414 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:35,123 Yikes. You know, most subs just play a movie. 415 00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:37,292 All right. Do something different, guys. 416 00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:39,670 Uh, listen. I can't be your history teacher. 417 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,713 Those kids work so hard, 418 00:17:41,797 --> 00:17:47,052 and they deserve someone who knows the material and can inspire them, so– 419 00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:48,720 If you say so. 420 00:17:48,804 --> 00:17:50,806 I was wondering– What kind of play was that you were running? 421 00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:53,308 Was that supposed to be a slant? 422 00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:53,308 The freshman coach quit. 423 00:17:53,392 --> 00:17:55,185 I'm just a glorified babysitter. 424 00:17:55,269 --> 00:17:57,271 Well, your receiver needs to learn to run his routes... 425 00:17:57,355 --> 00:17:59,147 or the quarterback's never gonna be able to hit him. 426 00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:00,899 I-I played in college. 427 00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:00,899 Oh. Okay. 428 00:18:00,983 --> 00:18:03,110 Hey, Tyler, you need to learn to run your routes. 429 00:18:03,194 --> 00:18:04,861 What routes? 430 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,322 Yeah, what routes? 431 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,322 Um– 432 00:18:07,406 --> 00:18:09,658 Well, you're gonna line up here. 433 00:18:09,742 --> 00:18:11,827 Take three steps– one, two, three. 434 00:18:11,911 --> 00:18:14,496 Plant right, open left 45 degrees up the field. 435 00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,373 Okay. Why don't we try it again? Try it again! 436 00:18:16,457 --> 00:18:18,667 Tip! Put some zip on the ball, 18! 437 00:18:18,751 --> 00:18:20,502 Hut, hut, hike! 438 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:23,005 Hit him! 439 00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:24,965 Better. Better. Good job. 440 00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:27,175 Circle it back up. 441 00:18:27,259 --> 00:18:29,052 All right. Anyway, thank you for the opportunity. 442 00:18:29,136 --> 00:18:31,054 Hey, hey. How would you like to take over this team? 443 00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:34,016 Well– Well, that's an interesting offer. How much does it pay? 444 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,434 Nothing. 445 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,434 Are you firm on that? 446 00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:37,602 Yeah, but there's a gym teacher position available. 447 00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:39,688 It's all yours if you coach. 448 00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:39,688 Can I wear shorts? 449 00:18:39,772 --> 00:18:40,981 Yeah. And you get a whistle too. 450 00:18:41,065 --> 00:18:43,275 Well, I always get a whistle when I wear shorts. 451 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:46,194 I humbly accept your offer. Huddle up, boys! 452 00:18:46,278 --> 00:18:49,448 Let's go! Hustle! Do you know what hustle means, 10? 453 00:18:49,532 --> 00:18:53,201 It really wasn't bad. Todd is a very interesting guy when you get to know him. 454 00:18:53,285 --> 00:18:55,912 Did he tell you about his turtles, Little Lulu and Stan? 455 00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,331 Ruthie and Stu. 456 00:18:57,415 --> 00:18:59,333 That's the name he picks? "Turtle Stu"? 457 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:00,876 Idiot! 458 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,836 There was one little situation that came up, 459 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,671 but I think I handled it pretty well. 460 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:06,089 He's about to make a big– 461 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:06,089 Hold on. 462 00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:08,091 Margaret, why can't I log in here? 463 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:11,136 What's wrong with my computer? 464 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:15,432 The whole system's down. No one can access files. We can't get online. 465 00:19:15,516 --> 00:19:19,519 - Where's Todd? - We can't find him anywhere, and his Yaris is gone. 466 00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:21,229 Where are my files? - What the hell? 467 00:19:21,313 --> 00:19:24,567 I– I might know a little something about this. 468 00:19:25,317 --> 00:19:27,819 What did you do? 469 00:19:27,903 --> 00:19:31,114 Kind of told Todd that you were gonna fire him. 470 00:19:27,903 --> 00:19:31,114 What? 471 00:19:31,198 --> 00:19:32,908 I had to. Dad, he's about to buy a house. 472 00:19:32,992 --> 00:19:35,410 But he was fine with it. He hugged me and thanked me... 473 00:19:35,494 --> 00:19:37,997 and told me that it gave him time to make a plan. 474 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:40,749 Oh. 475 00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:46,046 Gentlemen, today's a new beginning, 476 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,090 and that can be scary. 477 00:19:49,508 --> 00:19:51,760 How did it go, Mr. Jet-Setter? 478 00:19:51,844 --> 00:19:54,346 Good. Really good. 479 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,139 Do you want to talk about it? 480 00:19:56,223 --> 00:19:57,683 No. 481 00:20:00,644 --> 00:20:03,730 I'm gonna ask things of you that may not make sense right now– 482 00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:06,024 See you tomorrow, Luke. 483 00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:06,024 Not if I see you first. 484 00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:08,443 There it is. There's that smile. 485 00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,154 but they will. 486 00:20:11,238 --> 00:20:13,032 Hey, Dad. 487 00:20:11,238 --> 00:20:13,032 Hey, buddy. 488 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:18,620 We're at school. 489 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:18,620 Yep. 490 00:20:18,704 --> 00:20:21,040 Success is not guaranteed. 491 00:20:22,374 --> 00:20:24,918 It is not handed to you. 492 00:20:25,002 --> 00:20:26,712 Success is earned. 493 00:20:29,048 --> 00:20:30,465 How's that data entry going? 494 00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:33,009 Good. I am up to 1998. 495 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,971 Ah. That's when I'd already been doing the job 20 years. 496 00:20:36,055 --> 00:20:38,306 So maybe I should listen to you. 497 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:39,975 Get you home a lot earlier. 498 00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:41,977 Thanks, boss. 499 00:20:42,061 --> 00:20:45,605 Today we are forging a new path, people. 500 00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:49,443 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself! 501 00:20:49,527 --> 00:20:51,862 Wrong president! 502 00:20:49,527 --> 00:20:51,862 Just keep pushing! 503 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,322 Okay.