1 00:00:01,170 --> 00:00:02,589 I'm mad for you, Diane. 2 00:00:02,673 --> 00:00:06,263 Roger's dating already? O.M.G., I wonder if she's younger than him. 3 00:00:06,347 --> 00:00:08,726 Can you hold on a second? 4 00:00:08,810 --> 00:00:11,147 Lorraine, how's my favorite client? 5 00:00:11,231 --> 00:00:13,151 I've been on something of a hot streak at work. 6 00:00:13,235 --> 00:00:17,327 I've tapped into a rich vein of new clients– recently divorced moms. 7 00:00:17,411 --> 00:00:20,542 You might say I hit the single mother lode. 8 00:00:20,626 --> 00:00:22,629 How about that master suite, huh? 9 00:00:22,713 --> 00:00:24,466 Maybe if I had someone to share it with. 10 00:00:24,550 --> 00:00:29,643 Lorraine, you are a beautiful woman with a lot to offer. 11 00:00:29,727 --> 00:00:32,064 Should we make an offer? 12 00:00:32,148 --> 00:00:35,321 It's a great house, but I'm just gonna be alone. 13 00:00:35,405 --> 00:00:38,494 Diane, you're not gonna be alone. 14 00:00:38,578 --> 00:00:40,748 You're gonna get a loan. 15 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,627 Sodas, snacks. Poker game's in the basement. 16 00:00:42,711 --> 00:00:44,423 Look, I need more sleep than you, 17 00:00:44,507 --> 00:00:46,969 and ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree, 18 00:00:47,053 --> 00:00:49,056 the sun has been right in my eyes every morning. 19 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:51,102 It's not a prune tree. They pruned the tree. 20 00:00:51,186 --> 00:00:52,772 And I'm not switching places with you, 21 00:00:52,856 --> 00:00:55,194 so you should just put your head at the other end of the bed. 22 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:58,284 Why? So my feet get the pillow? And I'm the dumb one. 23 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:01,122 Diane, you have got to forget about him. 24 00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:03,461 - Roger's Cheyenne's problem now. - Honey– 25 00:01:03,545 --> 00:01:08,804 You know what? You need to talk. Starbucks for a little go juice? 26 00:01:08,888 --> 00:01:10,725 - What is up? - I need to go into the office. 27 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,562 - My dad wants me to close out the monthly. 28 00:01:12,646 --> 00:01:15,234 - What? - Monthly. Never mind. Go on. 29 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:17,906 I'm stretched a little thin today, so I need you to do the grocery shopping, 30 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:20,578 check in on the kids and maybe clean up those branches in the front yard. 31 00:01:20,662 --> 00:01:23,041 - Done and done. - Is that an expression, 32 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,087 or did you really only remember two of the things I said? 33 00:01:25,171 --> 00:01:27,091 - The second. - I'll leave you a message. 34 00:01:27,175 --> 00:01:28,427 Okay. 35 00:01:30,432 --> 00:01:31,433 Hello? 36 00:01:31,517 --> 00:01:33,438 Phil. 37 00:01:31,517 --> 00:01:33,438 Sorry. Call back. 38 00:01:47,966 --> 00:01:49,886 I have bad news, Jay. 39 00:01:49,970 --> 00:01:52,559 Joe was thrown out of the Gymboree. 40 00:01:52,643 --> 00:01:54,145 Again? What happened? 41 00:01:54,229 --> 00:01:55,857 He pushed Mason. He made him cry. 42 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,404 The teacher said that we cannot go back. 43 00:01:58,488 --> 00:02:00,240 That's ridiculous. Mason's a big baby. 44 00:02:00,325 --> 00:02:02,329 Everybody there is a big baby. 45 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,668 But Joe plays very rough, and we know why. 46 00:02:05,752 --> 00:02:07,422 It's the curse. 47 00:02:07,506 --> 00:02:11,680 Not that I'd ever want to discourage you from whispering– That's not a thing. 48 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:14,561 There is a mark of the devil in my family. 49 00:02:14,645 --> 00:02:17,859 My great-great grandfather was given the location... 50 00:02:17,943 --> 00:02:19,946 of an emerald mine... 51 00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:21,283 in exchange for his soul. 52 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,746 There's, like, paperwork or something that proves this? 53 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:27,127 They say that the day of his daughter's wedding, 54 00:02:27,211 --> 00:02:32,263 a great bird came from the sky and snatched him with his claws and took him far, far away. 55 00:02:32,347 --> 00:02:34,893 You're aware that a remarkable number of your stories end... 56 00:02:34,977 --> 00:02:37,357 with a family member being carried off by a giant bird. 57 00:02:37,441 --> 00:02:38,901 I only know what I was told, Jay. 58 00:02:38,985 --> 00:02:40,613 I'm just saying, after the third time, 59 00:02:40,697 --> 00:02:43,411 we might think about moving the party inside. 60 00:02:43,495 --> 00:02:47,460 Okay, maybe it's not the curse, but you know that my family has a very dark side. 61 00:02:47,544 --> 00:02:49,965 My cousin Aurelio is a horse thief. 62 00:02:50,049 --> 00:02:52,262 My Uncle Carlos fixed soccer games. 63 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,933 Did he teach them to pick the ball up and throw it down the field? 64 00:02:55,017 --> 00:02:56,437 'Cause that's the only way you fix soccer. 65 00:02:56,521 --> 00:02:59,526 Manny escaped it, but I am not sure about Joe. 66 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:02,282 Gloria, this is about an uptight teacher. 67 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:04,286 And so what if Joe's a little boisterous? 68 00:03:04,370 --> 00:03:07,166 Whatever happened to letting kids be themselves? 69 00:03:07,251 --> 00:03:08,919 Ready. 70 00:03:07,251 --> 00:03:08,919 Lose the hat. 71 00:03:09,003 --> 00:03:11,300 I guess I'm supposed to see Sound of Music in a regular hat. 72 00:03:11,384 --> 00:03:12,761 Nothing against Sound of Music, 73 00:03:12,845 --> 00:03:14,848 but there's a lot of other things we could do this afternoon. 74 00:03:14,932 --> 00:03:17,562 You ever hear of Death Wish? 75 00:03:14,932 --> 00:03:17,562 Oh, I love Death Wish. 76 00:03:17,646 --> 00:03:19,983 Manny, that's the charity where the sick kids... 77 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,070 go to, like, a concert with Madonna... 78 00:03:22,154 --> 00:03:24,868 or to the Super Bowl with Justin Bieber or they– 79 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:26,955 No, no, no. It's a movie. New York, '70s. 80 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:29,669 Charles Bronson's a firm family man– 81 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:32,592 Who's pushed to the limit until one day he decides to fight back. 82 00:03:32,676 --> 00:03:34,346 - You've seen it? - It's called Death Wish. 83 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:37,853 I doubt it ends with him trading banter in an apartment with Marsha Mason. 84 00:03:40,942 --> 00:03:43,154 Hey, fiancé. 85 00:03:40,942 --> 00:03:43,154 Hello, my intended. 86 00:03:43,238 --> 00:03:45,535 That one sounds a little murder-y. 87 00:03:43,238 --> 00:03:45,535 You are my intended. 88 00:03:45,619 --> 00:03:47,162 Stop it. Stop it! 89 00:03:47,246 --> 00:03:49,292 So, while you're out, I'm gonna review our flower options. 90 00:03:49,376 --> 00:03:51,547 And I have to say, so far I'm partial to Floral and Hardy, 91 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,553 but I'm gonna give one last look at Florist Gump. 92 00:03:54,637 --> 00:03:56,306 You love a business with a clever name. 93 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:58,059 I do. Guilty. 94 00:03:58,143 --> 00:04:00,439 Can I just say I love how this is going? 95 00:04:00,523 --> 00:04:04,154 Mitchell and I agreed that I would be in charge of the wedding... 96 00:04:04,238 --> 00:04:06,702 after the tragic news last week from the Andys. 97 00:04:06,786 --> 00:04:09,164 Uh, not the mountain range. No. 98 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:11,295 Our friends Andrew and Andrew– they broke up. 99 00:04:11,379 --> 00:04:14,174 The stress of planning a wedding was too much. They were quibbling about– 100 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:15,887 Everything. 101 00:04:15,971 --> 00:04:18,517 I mean– Which is why I'm just happy to stay out of his way. 102 00:04:18,601 --> 00:04:20,938 Yeah. I dream big, then I winnow down. 103 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:22,358 Dream big. Winnow down. 104 00:04:22,442 --> 00:04:23,861 Dream big. 105 00:04:22,442 --> 00:04:23,861 Okay, winnow down. 106 00:04:23,945 --> 00:04:26,157 Yep. Stay out of my way. Sorry. 107 00:04:26,241 --> 00:04:28,621 Daddy, where's Larry? 108 00:04:28,705 --> 00:04:30,791 Oh, well, you know how cats are, sweetie. 109 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:32,670 They're– They're wanderers. 110 00:04:32,754 --> 00:04:34,674 But I haven't seen him in days. 111 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:36,970 Well, he'll be back, okay? Trust Daddy on this. 112 00:04:37,054 --> 00:04:39,183 Okay. 113 00:04:39,268 --> 00:04:42,147 You know, I'm starting to get worried that Larry might not come back. 114 00:04:42,231 --> 00:04:43,901 - Oh, he's definitely dead. - What? 115 00:04:43,985 --> 00:04:45,488 Yeah, street meat or coyote chow. 116 00:04:45,572 --> 00:04:47,742 We'll wait a couple weeks and then we'll get a new Larry. 117 00:04:47,826 --> 00:04:51,458 Uh, you're pretty nonchalant about our family pet dying. 118 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,879 And shouldn't we help our daughter process this loss? 119 00:04:53,963 --> 00:04:56,008 Yes, we will, and she'll be fine. 120 00:04:56,092 --> 00:04:58,096 And it's not nonchalant. 121 00:04:58,180 --> 00:05:00,434 It's farm life. Death is everywhere. 122 00:05:00,518 --> 00:05:02,689 You just learn to not get too attached to anything. 123 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:06,446 So, what, if I were to die, you would just wait a few weeks and then replace me? 124 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:08,742 Of course not. 125 00:05:08,826 --> 00:05:12,250 Where would I find another gay Mitchell with your exact markings? 126 00:05:17,511 --> 00:05:19,514 What's happening, Big Al? 127 00:05:19,598 --> 00:05:21,393 Yeah, let's go ahead and veto that nickname. 128 00:05:21,477 --> 00:05:24,107 Hey, Reuben taught me this cool trick. Close your eyes. 129 00:05:27,322 --> 00:05:28,907 Oh, my God! What is wrong with you? 130 00:05:28,991 --> 00:05:31,747 You kissed a girl. Now we're even. Just paying off a poker debt. 131 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,917 Luke's creepy friend just kissed me. 132 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,921 Ew, Reuben? That little weirdo? 133 00:05:36,005 --> 00:05:38,552 - I'm still here. - I'm gonna go boil my mouth. 134 00:05:38,636 --> 00:05:41,433 Oh, hey, guys. Game is downstairs. 135 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:45,775 Hey. This little game you dorks play, we talking milk money or heavy cream? 136 00:05:45,859 --> 00:05:47,653 A lot of fresh bar mitzvah money down there. 137 00:05:47,737 --> 00:05:50,785 - Mind if I sit in? - We kind of got a no-girls policy. 138 00:05:50,869 --> 00:05:53,791 Is it a policy or just something that keeps happening? 139 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,505 The second. 140 00:05:58,593 --> 00:06:01,723 - Hey, honey. - I am so excited, I can't stand it! 141 00:06:01,807 --> 00:06:04,479 If you're gonna move your hands around like that, you need to put the phone down. 142 00:06:04,563 --> 00:06:08,529 Okay, okay, okay. For cocktail hour, they're creating a running waterfall... 143 00:06:08,613 --> 00:06:12,662 onto which they're going to project a hologram of us embracing. 144 00:06:12,746 --> 00:06:15,459 - But we're still winnowing, right? - Already winnowed. 145 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,172 I cut the angel costumes. Hard choices, Mitchell. 146 00:06:18,257 --> 00:06:20,218 Okay, I got to go. I'm so excited! 147 00:06:20,303 --> 00:06:22,223 Yeah, me too. 148 00:06:37,169 --> 00:06:40,091 Best thing about my relationship with Cam? 149 00:06:40,175 --> 00:06:41,386 Trust. 150 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:45,270 Newsflash– I can be an obsessive person. 151 00:06:46,981 --> 00:06:50,655 In the past, I've had trouble letting someone else call the shots. 152 00:06:51,699 --> 00:06:55,038 Giving up control made me crazy. 153 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,213 That's what makes my life with Cam so freeing. 154 00:06:59,298 --> 00:07:03,680 I can turn over big things to him and never give them a second thought. 155 00:07:03,764 --> 00:07:06,101 Out of sight, out of mind. 156 00:07:06,185 --> 00:07:07,814 Bye-bye. 157 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:20,046 Phil! Oh. This is– 158 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:22,050 Oh! Oh, my God! 159 00:07:22,134 --> 00:07:24,681 Phil? Phil! 160 00:07:24,765 --> 00:07:27,018 Yeah, I was just sitting there, and he basically molested me. 161 00:07:27,102 --> 00:07:28,355 Excuse me? 162 00:07:28,439 --> 00:07:30,526 - She's talking about Reuben. - Who are you? 163 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:33,239 You boys better have money. I am not doing this for free. 164 00:07:33,324 --> 00:07:34,867 Wh-Wh-What's– What's happening? 165 00:07:34,951 --> 00:07:38,333 Oh, I hear you, Joyce. His time's important, your time isn't, right? 166 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:41,840 Let me buzz you back, superstar. Okay. 167 00:07:41,924 --> 00:07:44,094 - Hey, honey. - Branches are still in the front yard, 168 00:07:44,178 --> 00:07:47,183 I just took a rake to the face, Reuben is getting really weird on Alex... 169 00:07:47,268 --> 00:07:50,357 and Haley's doing something for money in the basement. 170 00:07:50,441 --> 00:07:52,862 It's all gonna be fine. Daddy's home, superstar. 171 00:07:52,946 --> 00:07:56,201 No. Don't call me that. I'm not one of your needy little divorcées. 172 00:07:56,286 --> 00:07:58,373 Um, that is work. 173 00:07:58,457 --> 00:08:02,715 Is it? 'Cause I kind of feel like part of you loves being a hero to those women. 174 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:05,387 - I'm a helper of people. - Mmm. 175 00:08:05,471 --> 00:08:09,729 Hey, you knew what you signed up for when you hitched your wagon to a Realtor man. 176 00:08:09,813 --> 00:08:12,693 Honey, when I met you, you were a wedding deejay. 177 00:08:12,777 --> 00:08:15,574 By the way, Spinderfella, looks like you still need to hit the grocery store. 178 00:08:15,658 --> 00:08:17,118 I think someone's feeling neglected. 179 00:08:17,202 --> 00:08:20,459 Yes, I deal with a lot of lonely women. 180 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:23,256 But there's only one I'm married to. 181 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:24,801 You're getting too involved, Phil. 182 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:27,849 You are juggling these women, and you're not that good a juggler. 183 00:08:28,934 --> 00:08:31,022 Now you're just lashing out! 184 00:08:32,358 --> 00:08:34,946 Hey, come here. 185 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:39,539 I didn't tell Jay, but sometimes Joe even scares me. 186 00:08:39,623 --> 00:08:42,043 Lucky for me, there are professionals... 187 00:08:42,127 --> 00:08:45,174 that are trained to deal with such problems. 188 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:47,220 Ay, thank you for coming, padre. 189 00:08:47,305 --> 00:08:50,561 Oh, of course, Gloria. And this must be Fulgencio. 190 00:08:50,645 --> 00:08:52,731 Mm-hmm. 191 00:08:50,645 --> 00:08:52,731 What a beautiful little boy. 192 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:54,861 He's such a sweet nature. 193 00:08:54,945 --> 00:08:56,739 I can tell he's a gentle soul. 194 00:08:54,945 --> 00:08:56,739 Sí. 195 00:08:56,823 --> 00:08:59,035 ! Ay! 196 00:08:59,119 --> 00:09:00,873 Fulgencio, no, no. Ay. Ay. 197 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,505 ! Ay! Sorry, padre. 198 00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:07,636 Ay, that's why I called you, Father. 199 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,851 I think he's bad. There is evil in my family. 200 00:09:10,935 --> 00:09:13,022 Ah, Gloria, he's just a little baby. 201 00:09:13,106 --> 00:09:16,779 Last week, his eyes got red, and the dog backed away. 202 00:09:16,863 --> 00:09:20,203 He probably just had a cold. All mothers worry. 203 00:09:20,288 --> 00:09:24,295 Look at him– rosy cheeks, he's playing with his blocks. 204 00:09:24,379 --> 00:09:27,718 The six again. 205 00:09:27,802 --> 00:09:30,891 So Joe knocks one kid down, he's out. 206 00:09:30,975 --> 00:09:34,815 All kids do that. Why do you think your whole building is made out of Nerf? 207 00:09:34,899 --> 00:09:36,653 Yeah, you see where he gets it from. 208 00:09:36,737 --> 00:09:38,490 Hey, listen, I'm not afraid of you, Miss Debbie. 209 00:09:38,574 --> 00:09:40,410 You're not the– Damn it. 210 00:09:40,494 --> 00:09:42,998 Sounds like someone needs a relaxing trip to Nazi-occupied Austria. 211 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,460 Can't believe she hung up on me. 212 00:09:44,544 --> 00:09:45,879 Well, you were yelling at her. 213 00:09:45,963 --> 00:09:48,343 Standing up for yourself is not the same thing as– 214 00:09:48,427 --> 00:09:50,347 Excuse me. 215 00:09:48,427 --> 00:09:50,347 Come on, Jay. 216 00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:52,100 So no one ever taught you manners, huh? 217 00:09:52,184 --> 00:09:55,607 - Whatever, dude. - No, you bump into somebody, you apologize. 218 00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:57,110 And since I'm teaching you something here, 219 00:09:57,194 --> 00:09:59,949 - here's a little class called "Intro to Pants." - Jay, stop! 220 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,703 Get off me! 221 00:10:01,787 --> 00:10:04,625 I go to school with those kids. You know how embarrassing that was? 222 00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:07,673 - Manny! - No. Why do you always got to be like this– 223 00:10:07,757 --> 00:10:09,802 judgmental, hot tempered, loud? 224 00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:11,723 These are a few of my least-favorite things. 225 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:16,441 Well, I can see that the house speaks to you, Diane. 226 00:10:16,525 --> 00:10:19,947 "Buy me." Not now, house. 227 00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:23,496 The open floor plan, the spacious kitchen. 228 00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:23,496 I do love it. 229 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,166 Yeah. Oh. 230 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:28,256 That's– That's the office. Why don't you take one last look at the backyard? 231 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:30,051 Did someone say barbecue? "I did." 232 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,773 Lorraine, what is up? 233 00:10:36,857 --> 00:10:40,237 Nothing. Just... kicking it at the office. 234 00:10:40,322 --> 00:10:42,993 Hey, hey, hey. Slow down now. 235 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,538 Tell Phil what happened. 236 00:10:44,622 --> 00:10:46,751 Phil, can I go in the garage? 237 00:10:46,835 --> 00:10:48,630 Make yourself at home, sister. 238 00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:55,226 Hey. That was my sister who is visiting town... 239 00:10:55,311 --> 00:10:57,731 and my office, which is where I am calling you from. 240 00:10:57,815 --> 00:11:00,321 You called me. 241 00:11:02,825 --> 00:11:04,412 I'm worried about Larry. 242 00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,666 Oh, honey, I know. 243 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,253 Where is he? 244 00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:11,008 Um, Lily, there's probably something I should tell you. 245 00:11:12,512 --> 00:11:14,932 Larry's not coming back home. 246 00:11:15,016 --> 00:11:19,023 - Why? Is he dead? - Nope. Um, not dead. 247 00:11:19,107 --> 00:11:22,823 Larry, uh, met someone, fell in love and he got married. 248 00:11:22,907 --> 00:11:28,125 - Are they ever going to visit? - I'm afraid not, because when cats get married, 249 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,964 they have to move to, um, the forest, 250 00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:34,555 and so then they're not tempted by other cats in the city. 251 00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:36,476 - It's Larry. - I know. 252 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,813 Even people that you would never expect have moments of weakness. 253 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:41,986 No, over there. But where's his wife? 254 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:44,157 Hello, Larry. Larry's back. 255 00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:46,662 Yeah. Uh, well, you know what? 256 00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:49,668 I think they probably, uh, didn't work out and they broke up. 257 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,464 People get married and then break up? 258 00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:53,426 What if that happens to you and Daddy? 259 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:55,639 Oh, you know what? Daddy made a mistake. 260 00:11:55,723 --> 00:12:00,357 Uh, Larry and his wife didn't break up. Larry's wife... died. 261 00:12:00,441 --> 00:12:02,694 Oh, no. 262 00:12:00,441 --> 00:12:02,694 Yeah. 263 00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:05,450 That's why we're gonna give him the closure he needs... 264 00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:07,955 by throwing, um, a funeral... 265 00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:11,546 to celebrate the remarkable life of Larry's wife. 266 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,215 It's gonna be great. You know what? 267 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,512 We're gonna have music. We're gonna get a shoe box. 268 00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:16,722 We're gonna have candles. 269 00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:18,935 Yes, hi, Florist Gump. It's me again. 270 00:12:19,019 --> 00:12:22,359 It felt good to handle that crisis on my own. 271 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:24,405 In the past, I would have had to run to Mitchell, 272 00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:27,661 but he's been trusting me more and more. 273 00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:31,586 I'm so proud of him. He's really learned to let things go. 274 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:35,302 Oh, no! God, no, no, no! 275 00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:37,013 Oh! 276 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:50,122 - What? - It's a bloodbath down there. 277 00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:52,294 - We lost everything. - I thought you were good. 278 00:12:52,378 --> 00:12:54,882 I always beat Dylan. Come on, we need your help. 279 00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:56,469 You're the best card player in this family. 280 00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:59,223 - What's in it for me? - A chance to be a good sister. 281 00:12:59,308 --> 00:13:02,898 - Pass. - Reuben's been telling everyone you slipped him the tongue. 282 00:13:04,569 --> 00:13:06,238 Move. 283 00:13:07,992 --> 00:13:09,995 I thought cats had nine lives. 284 00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,501 Yeah, and they do, but Larry's wife was older than he was, 285 00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:14,838 and she'd been married eight times before. 286 00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:16,342 Like Elizabeth Taylor? 287 00:13:16,426 --> 00:13:19,515 Oh, you remember our bedtime stories. 288 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,725 - Hey. - Hey. Oh, Dylan. 289 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:22,562 Thank you for coming on such short notice. 290 00:13:22,646 --> 00:13:24,692 I need you to dig a hole right over here. Thank you. 291 00:13:24,776 --> 00:13:28,073 Oh, no problem. So, Lily, I'm really sorry. 292 00:13:28,157 --> 00:13:30,578 - How's Larry doing? - Fine. He's a happy cat. 293 00:13:30,662 --> 00:13:32,666 Oh, they're cats. 294 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,796 That's gonna make my job a lot easier. 295 00:13:36,925 --> 00:13:38,636 Okay, everyone, thank you for coming. 296 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,392 It means a lot to Lily, and it means a lot to me. 297 00:13:41,476 --> 00:13:43,438 Angus? 298 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:46,234 So, Larry's wife. What can I say? 299 00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:48,823 She loved Larry. And, um, you know, 300 00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:51,746 like all cat marriages, they had their ups and their downs, 301 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,000 but they always landed on their feet. 302 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,338 - Oh, hit a rock. 303 00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:58,091 Oh, not a rock! 304 00:13:58,175 --> 00:13:59,845 Okay, everybody! Please stay calm! 305 00:13:59,929 --> 00:14:03,853 Please stay calm! No running! It's slip– Angus, keep playing! 306 00:14:03,937 --> 00:14:05,482 Okay. 307 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,157 Randall! 308 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,157 Yeah? 309 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,827 I'm up here. 310 00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:13,706 Mr. Pritchett! 311 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:16,086 This is all intern work. It isn't for my band. 312 00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,798 Need me to do a coffee run? 313 00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:20,553 No. No, uh, listen. 314 00:14:20,637 --> 00:14:24,227 I was– I was cleaning, and I got stuck up here. 315 00:14:24,312 --> 00:14:28,820 And I need you to go into my office and stand up the ladder that fell. 316 00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:29,947 Got it. 317 00:14:30,031 --> 00:14:32,536 And I'm sorry about lying before. 318 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,542 Those are flyers for my band, The Interns. 319 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,587 Uh-oh. 320 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,175 Your door's locked. 321 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,175 Oh, no. 322 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,806 But hey, I-I think, if you keep going forward, 323 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:44,476 then back your legs out through the vent, 324 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,438 I can grab them to help you down. 325 00:14:46,522 --> 00:14:48,651 Oh, I don't know. That makes me a little nervous. 326 00:14:48,735 --> 00:14:52,116 Just think about something else. I heard you're getting married. How's that going? 327 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,874 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's– It's good. 328 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:56,917 It's good. 329 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,838 You know, we're planning it right now. 330 00:14:58,922 --> 00:15:01,217 Actually, it's being planned for me. 331 00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:03,054 That's nice. No stress. 332 00:15:03,138 --> 00:15:06,604 Oh, you'd think, huh? But it's getting a little bit out of hand. 333 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,316 Oh, that happens with weddings. 334 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,987 Does it? I mean, how many weddings have you been to... 335 00:15:11,071 --> 00:15:13,241 that have something called a dove cannon? 336 00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:15,747 You know, I think I should have a say in something like that. 337 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,292 You need to let go, Mr. Pritchett. 338 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:20,757 I-I can't. I-I wish I could, but I can't. 339 00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,385 I just– It's freaking me out. 340 00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:24,055 No. I've– I've got you already. 341 00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:26,100 Oh. Okay. 342 00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:29,775 Oh. Thank you. 343 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:32,530 You know, I'm pretty good at reading people, 344 00:15:32,614 --> 00:15:35,370 and it sounds like you and your lady really need to talk this out. 345 00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:38,251 Yeah, maybe you're right. 346 00:15:38,335 --> 00:15:41,382 So I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 347 00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:43,678 - I'm gay. - Oh, my God. 348 00:15:43,762 --> 00:15:45,682 Does she know? 349 00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:48,103 Gotta save something for the wedding night, huh? 350 00:15:48,187 --> 00:15:49,230 Okay. 351 00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:52,779 Riley, no! Buster, please sit! 352 00:15:52,863 --> 00:15:54,324 Dylan, help! 353 00:15:54,408 --> 00:15:57,747 I can't. These cats and dogs are fighting like– 354 00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,210 Oh! 355 00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,210 Okay, everybody, I'm sorry. 356 00:16:00,295 --> 00:16:03,801 This was supposed to be a small service, but I don't winnow down. 357 00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:07,684 I overdo. And if I let a simple fake cat funeral get out of hand, 358 00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:11,190 how am I supposed to plan an entire wedding? 359 00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:13,529 You're late. Okay– 360 00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:16,327 - I need Mitchell. - Good news. He just pulled up. 361 00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:19,123 Damn it. Okay, in, in, in. 362 00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:23,173 Yes. Okay. And, please, can somebody catch that thing? 363 00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,470 Okay, all right, stay. Everyone just– 364 00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:28,893 Hey! How was the gym? 365 00:16:28,977 --> 00:16:32,400 I never made it. Listen, Cam, I gotta talk about something. 366 00:16:32,484 --> 00:16:36,240 I do too. What would you think about being more involved with the wedding? 367 00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:38,412 That's what I wanted to talk about. I would love to. 368 00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:42,127 Thank God. You know, I just think we're– we're better together. 369 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,800 "Better together." Mmm, I like that. 370 00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:48,683 I cannot be in a house with snakes. 371 00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:52,106 How bad is it? 372 00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:52,106 Gonna need about an hour. 373 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,275 Wow. Okay. 374 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:54,861 There you go. 375 00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:56,615 I got you Sno-Caps, 376 00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:58,786 'cause, you know, at the end, they escape across the Alps. 377 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:02,836 - Thanks for ruining it. - Calm down. The movie's 50 years old. 378 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,550 Making friends everywhere, aren't you? 379 00:17:06,969 --> 00:17:09,266 Listen, you always say express your feelings. 380 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,311 When I get mad, that's what I do. 381 00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:14,818 Hello? Yeah, I can talk. My parents dragged me into this stupid movie. 382 00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:17,072 Go ahead, Jay. Feed him his phone. 383 00:17:17,156 --> 00:17:18,742 You're telling me that doesn't bother you? 384 00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:20,538 I can't hear you. Talk louder. 385 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,337 I'm just saying if we give in to every impulse, we're no better than wild animals. 386 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,884 But if we push it down, it eats you alive. 387 00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:28,345 Not if you just let it go. 388 00:17:28,429 --> 00:17:30,140 The chick from that crapfest Mary Poppins. 389 00:17:30,224 --> 00:17:31,936 That's it. 390 00:17:33,856 --> 00:17:35,693 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 391 00:17:35,777 --> 00:17:39,784 A lot of cold, lonely nights in that apartment by myself while my mom was driving a taxi, 392 00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,705 and only one thing kept me company. 393 00:17:41,789 --> 00:17:45,380 So you got a problem with Poppins, you got a problem with me. 394 00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:49,094 Ay, Father, I am so sorry. 395 00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:51,224 I didn't even know that he could hold a fork. 396 00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:53,019 No, no, no. I blame myself. 397 00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:54,898 I probably shouldn't have taken his nose. 398 00:17:54,982 --> 00:17:56,902 No, it's my family. 399 00:17:56,986 --> 00:18:00,910 The girls are very chesty, but the men– they're kissed by the devil. 400 00:18:00,994 --> 00:18:03,374 Gloria, the fact that you are so concerned... 401 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,421 is only proof that you are a loving and caring mother. 402 00:18:06,505 --> 00:18:09,386 It's the parents who shape the child. 403 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:11,974 And your son is growing up in a wonderful home. 404 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,271 Die, scum! 405 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,271 No, no, no! 406 00:18:14,355 --> 00:18:15,982 Louder, like you did at the drive-through. 407 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:18,612 Mom, Jay and I saw Death Wish. Amazing. 408 00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:21,618 Manny got in a fight at The Sound of Music, got kicked out. 409 00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:23,998 I've never been so proud. 410 00:18:24,082 --> 00:18:27,505 Well, I guess every household could use a little fine-tuning, huh? 411 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:30,135 Let me give you my card with my cell number on it. 412 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:30,135 Please. 413 00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:31,972 And what did I do with my wallet? 414 00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,353 I– 415 00:18:42,243 --> 00:18:45,081 I had yelled at Phil for not helping out, and there he was, 416 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,545 doing exactly what I had asked him to do. 417 00:18:47,629 --> 00:18:51,345 There's our zucchini. Up top, buddy. 418 00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:53,265 For some other family. 419 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,519 You are so sweet for helping me with this. 420 00:18:55,603 --> 00:18:57,357 How hurt you've been, Lorraine. 421 00:18:57,441 --> 00:19:00,280 This is sweet. This is... normal. 422 00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:03,786 - Phil? - Diane? 423 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:06,375 Hey, superstar. 424 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:06,375 I thought I was superstar. 425 00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:08,504 Oh, your husband has been so wonderful to me. 426 00:19:08,588 --> 00:19:10,048 He's not my husband. He's my Realtor. 427 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,345 Oh, he's my Realtor. 428 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,345 I'm both your Realtors. 429 00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:15,434 I'm just lucky to have such a– We're on our way to an open house. 430 00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:17,897 Oh, is that why you couldn't show me the colonial later? 431 00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:19,484 I made that corn bread that you like. 432 00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:22,072 We're gonna make it to that. I just have to finish up with Lorraine. 433 00:19:22,156 --> 00:19:24,536 - Oh, you mean, like, "get it over with"? - No, I don't mean that. 434 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:27,750 And I thought zucchini bread was your favorite, or why– why am I buying zucchini? 435 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,589 Hey, can't a guy like zucchini bread and corn bread? 436 00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:32,510 Phil? 437 00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:32,510 Damn it. 438 00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:35,140 Ronnie! 439 00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:35,140 I thought you had a doctor's appointment. 440 00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,395 That's why you had to miss Darrell's swim meet. 441 00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:39,357 Who's she? 442 00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:39,357 Just another client. 443 00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:42,237 - "Just another client"? - No, that's– What is this? 444 00:19:42,322 --> 00:19:44,451 Uh-oh. It is. It's my office. 445 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,245 Got to take it. Hello? 446 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,625 - Phil? - Claire? 447 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,880 World's greatest Realtor! 448 00:19:50,964 --> 00:19:52,383 What are you doing here? 449 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,052 Your hair is sweating. 450 00:19:54,136 --> 00:19:56,140 That's 'cause I'm excited to see my friends. 451 00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:57,977 Let's go, buddy. 452 00:19:58,061 --> 00:20:00,316 Are you all clients of Phil's? 453 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,860 Apparently. 454 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,860 Uh-oh. 455 00:20:01,944 --> 00:20:04,072 You could not be in better hands. 456 00:20:04,156 --> 00:20:07,497 I met Phil when I was at such a rocky place in my life. 457 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,377 He was available to me morning, noon and night. 458 00:20:10,461 --> 00:20:13,717 Of course he found me my dream house, but that wasn't the best part. 459 00:20:13,801 --> 00:20:17,517 Phil taught me how to trust a man again, 460 00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:19,521 and I think that was always his plan. 461 00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,817 That was always my plan. 462 00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,817 Mmm. 463 00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:25,574 And it was not easy for me to trust a man after the husband that I'd had. 464 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:29,499 This guys left tools in the yard, let the kids run wild. 465 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,962 Well, great to see you, Claire. 466 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,962 He was always interrupting me. 467 00:20:32,046 --> 00:20:35,261 And he wore the most ridiculous sleep mask thing. 468 00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:37,557 Oh, God! Sounds like such a diva. 469 00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:40,729 Yeah. 470 00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:40,729 Or he's photosensitive, which is a real condition. 471 00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:43,318 He never took my advice. You know, that's the worst part. 472 00:20:43,402 --> 00:20:46,198 He never– He never said he was sorry just one time. 473 00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:50,916 I would kill to have heard, "Claire, you were right." 474 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:54,424 She was right. 475 00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,176 Louder! 476 00:20:56,261 --> 00:20:58,557 I do not love this side of you. 477 00:21:02,899 --> 00:21:04,569 Thanks for winning my computer back. 478 00:21:04,653 --> 00:21:06,907 And getting me all my money. That was awesome. 479 00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:10,246 Yeah, if only I had stopped there, but I had to go back down. 480 00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:12,208 I got greedy, and I was careless. 481 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:14,881 There's a story about that I remember from school. 482 00:21:14,965 --> 00:21:18,388 Icarus flew too close to his son. 483 00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:20,643 I think their wings bumped. One of them fell. 484 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,813 They might have been ducks. Anyway, the lesson is... 485 00:21:22,897 --> 00:21:24,525 is that you have to pay attention. 486 00:21:24,609 --> 00:21:26,405 Or pay the ultimate price. 487 00:21:27,824 --> 00:21:29,201 Shall we, my dear? 488 00:21:29,286 --> 00:21:31,540 Don't wait up. 489 00:21:29,286 --> 00:21:31,540 Wait up.