1 00:00:01,972 --> 00:00:03,139 - No begging. 2 00:00:03,223 --> 00:00:06,476 No begging. Stella, you're breaking my heart here. 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:09,187 What's breaking your heart is that sausage and bacon. 4 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:11,022 Can you just pick one? 5 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:11,022 Don't worry. 6 00:00:11,106 --> 00:00:14,067 - I'm gonna burn it off on the golf course. - Hmm. How, Jay? 7 00:00:14,151 --> 00:00:16,986 By riding the little cart or by kicking the ball back into play? 8 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:19,531 Here. I'm gonna take Joe Fulgencio to the park. 9 00:00:19,615 --> 00:00:21,574 Can you please stop by the grocery store? 10 00:00:21,658 --> 00:00:23,660 Why doesn't the nanny do this? 11 00:00:23,744 --> 00:00:25,203 You gotta be kidding me. 12 00:00:25,287 --> 00:00:27,497 Gloria has fired five nannies. 13 00:00:27,581 --> 00:00:30,041 I don't like another woman in my house. 14 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:31,292 I want to be the star. 15 00:00:31,376 --> 00:00:32,669 Stars have nannies. 16 00:00:32,753 --> 00:00:34,712 You know that some of this is Manny's fault. 17 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:39,593 Manny! 18 00:00:41,261 --> 00:00:43,847 So Marie, what do you feel like doing for dinner tonight? 19 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:46,391 You're eating Dino Bites because you are a little boy. 20 00:00:46,475 --> 00:00:48,184 Mom! 21 00:00:48,268 --> 00:00:50,311 I'm telling you, there's an embarrassing press conference... 22 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:51,855 in that kid's future. 23 00:00:51,939 --> 00:00:54,899 We're getting married in seven months. 24 00:00:51,939 --> 00:00:54,899 Or eight months. 25 00:00:54,983 --> 00:00:56,484 I worry about it raining in April. 26 00:00:56,568 --> 00:00:58,069 Well, I worry about me sweating in May. 27 00:00:58,153 --> 00:01:00,405 Okay. We can't decide on anything. 28 00:01:00,489 --> 00:01:01,865 There are too many choices. 29 00:01:01,949 --> 00:01:04,200 Fortunately, one of our best friends is an event planner. 30 00:01:04,284 --> 00:01:06,244 Pepper! 31 00:01:04,284 --> 00:01:06,244 Pepper! 32 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,585 Wow. Look at all your ideas. 33 00:01:13,669 --> 00:01:15,295 Honey, this is just the index. 34 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:16,796 Ronaldo! 35 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:20,800 I brought linens and place settings and invitations and stemware. 36 00:01:20,884 --> 00:01:22,385 Hello, I'm Ronaldo. 37 00:01:22,469 --> 00:01:24,762 Don't be such a chatterbox and go and fetch the platter box. 38 00:01:24,846 --> 00:01:27,140 Now let's lose this couch. 39 00:01:27,224 --> 00:01:28,808 Wow, you need that much space, huh? 40 00:01:28,892 --> 00:01:30,977 No, it's hideous. 41 00:01:31,061 --> 00:01:33,813 This can't be news to you. 42 00:01:33,897 --> 00:01:35,148 Oh. 43 00:01:48,537 --> 00:01:50,288 You're ruining my life! 44 00:01:50,372 --> 00:01:51,414 These eggs were delicious. 45 00:01:50,372 --> 00:01:51,414 Mm. 46 00:01:51,498 --> 00:01:53,208 What life? Get out of my room! 47 00:01:53,292 --> 00:01:54,709 I put milk in them. 48 00:01:53,292 --> 00:01:54,709 Oh. 49 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:56,002 It's not your room anymore! 50 00:01:56,086 --> 00:01:58,129 Well, they sure are fluffy. 51 00:01:56,086 --> 00:01:58,129 Mom! 52 00:01:58,213 --> 00:02:00,632 Hey, Dad. 53 00:01:58,213 --> 00:02:00,632 Morning, troops. 54 00:02:00,716 --> 00:02:03,635 Claire, I owe you a pack of lady razors. 55 00:02:03,719 --> 00:02:05,595 I'm just gonna go stand out in the yard. 56 00:02:05,679 --> 00:02:07,972 Seriously, get out! I told you it's not your room! 57 00:02:08,056 --> 00:02:11,309 Tension between Haley and Alex has been getting pretty high, 58 00:02:11,393 --> 00:02:16,272 so our solution was to move Haley down to the basement, which we were just about to do– 59 00:02:16,356 --> 00:02:18,274 When my dad came out for a weekend visit. 60 00:02:18,358 --> 00:02:19,651 Two weekends ago. 61 00:02:19,735 --> 00:02:22,487 After my mom passed away, he dated this woman named Annie, 62 00:02:22,571 --> 00:02:26,115 and she broke up with him, and then he seemed kind of down, so I invited him out. 63 00:02:26,199 --> 00:02:27,533 Gross! Those are my socks! 64 00:02:27,617 --> 00:02:28,868 They are not! Mom! 65 00:02:28,952 --> 00:02:31,704 I'm just gonna pop outside. 66 00:02:31,788 --> 00:02:33,457 I should get her a rake. 67 00:02:36,043 --> 00:02:41,297 Welcome to King's Landing! I am the evil boy king, and I want your heads! 68 00:02:41,381 --> 00:02:42,632 Yeah! 69 00:02:41,381 --> 00:02:42,632 Oh, gosh! Oh! 70 00:02:42,716 --> 00:02:45,635 Ay, look how much they all love you. 71 00:02:45,719 --> 00:02:47,679 Oh, thanks. I'm just trying to match the energy... 72 00:02:47,763 --> 00:02:50,265 of their video games and whosits and whatnots. 73 00:02:50,349 --> 00:02:52,475 I'm gonna play tennis. I can pick you up at noon. 74 00:02:52,559 --> 00:02:54,602 - Oh, hi. Joan, right? - Yes. 75 00:02:54,686 --> 00:02:59,023 Hi. I'm Andy. I'm her manny– male nanny. 76 00:02:59,107 --> 00:03:00,858 Hi. I'm Gloria. 77 00:03:00,942 --> 00:03:02,443 This might just sound a little crazy, 78 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:04,487 but I don't think Joan likes me. 79 00:03:04,571 --> 00:03:06,531 Oh, that's not crazy. She doesn't. 80 00:03:06,615 --> 00:03:09,200 Her husband's always staring at you, and she's worried you're gonna steal him. 81 00:03:09,284 --> 00:03:10,827 - What? 82 00:03:10,911 --> 00:03:14,122 Be happy, little guy. This world belongs to you. 83 00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:16,499 I would never steal anybody else's man, 84 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,001 especially not her fat husband. 85 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:21,170 Hey, he's not fat anymore. I helped him lose 30 pounds. 86 00:03:22,589 --> 00:03:24,424 Thanks, Andy. 87 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:27,343 Careful. If I bring you home scratched, I lose my deposit. 88 00:03:27,427 --> 00:03:29,220 Hmm. 89 00:03:27,427 --> 00:03:29,220 I'm kind of a chef too. 90 00:03:29,304 --> 00:03:30,722 Here, try this. 91 00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:33,683 Hmm! 92 00:03:33,767 --> 00:03:36,811 It's quinoa. You actually burn calories while eating it– 93 00:03:36,895 --> 00:03:40,773 So, Andy, tell me, are you really happy with that Joan? 94 00:03:42,192 --> 00:03:46,362 Every wedding is unique, like a snowflake. 95 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,407 And my job is to give you the snowflake... 96 00:03:49,491 --> 00:03:51,367 that makes everyone die with jealousy. 97 00:03:51,451 --> 00:03:53,244 That's all we've ever wanted. 98 00:03:53,328 --> 00:03:55,872 So let's start with a color palette. 99 00:03:55,956 --> 00:03:58,916 I'm thinking... purple. 100 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,294 Purple! That is a color! Wow! 101 00:04:01,378 --> 00:04:03,213 Yeah, we don't love purple. 102 00:04:01,378 --> 00:04:03,213 Not our favorite. 103 00:04:04,131 --> 00:04:06,090 Excuse me? 104 00:04:06,174 --> 00:04:08,217 It's just that purple might be a little bit bold for– 105 00:04:08,301 --> 00:04:10,053 No, I get it. You think I'm an idiot. 106 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:11,137 No. No! 107 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:11,137 No, we don't, Pepper. 108 00:04:11,221 --> 00:04:12,889 Well, obviously, you know better than I. 109 00:04:12,973 --> 00:04:15,892 After all, I've only put on hundreds of magnificent weddings. 110 00:04:15,976 --> 00:04:17,393 Come, Ronaldo. 111 00:04:17,477 --> 00:04:20,396 They're not interested in planning a wedding. 112 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,981 They're interested in hurting people. 113 00:04:22,065 --> 00:04:23,858 No, Pepper. Pepper, wait. 114 00:04:22,065 --> 00:04:23,858 No, Pepper, wait. 115 00:04:23,942 --> 00:04:25,651 Listen, we can consider purple. 116 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:27,612 This is just a lot for us to take in. 117 00:04:27,696 --> 00:04:29,113 Oh. 118 00:04:27,696 --> 00:04:29,113 Yeah. 119 00:04:29,197 --> 00:04:30,323 Oh! 120 00:04:30,407 --> 00:04:32,742 Of course. I get it. 121 00:04:32,826 --> 00:04:35,953 Let the idea wash over you for a bit. 122 00:04:36,037 --> 00:04:39,082 We had also discussed a more neutral palette. 123 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:41,334 Ronaldo! They're washing. 124 00:04:42,711 --> 00:04:45,088 I'm sorry. He means well. 125 00:04:48,091 --> 00:04:49,801 Now let's talk about your entrance. 126 00:04:49,885 --> 00:04:51,177 Yes, entrance. 127 00:04:51,261 --> 00:04:54,764 The idea of two men being able to marry... 128 00:04:54,848 --> 00:04:57,100 seemed like a fantasy, 129 00:04:57,184 --> 00:05:01,980 so I see you riding down the purple aisle on a– 130 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,860 unicorn. 131 00:05:14,034 --> 00:05:16,369 Are you sure, Grandpa? It might be fun. 132 00:05:16,453 --> 00:05:19,539 Sorry, Luke. I just don't think I have it in me today. 133 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:23,543 Did you see that? When has your dad ever not wanted to pull Luke's finger? 134 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:26,212 He's hurting, Phil. I think he needs to see a therapist. 135 00:05:26,296 --> 00:05:27,672 Claire, he doesn't need a therapist. 136 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:31,175 Why? Honey, that's what they do. They help people cope with loss. 137 00:05:31,259 --> 00:05:33,594 They'll even come the house if we need them to. 138 00:05:33,678 --> 00:05:35,388 I should talk to my dad. You know what? 139 00:05:35,472 --> 00:05:37,890 He was pretty down after the divorce. I bet he has some insight. 140 00:05:37,974 --> 00:05:39,976 Yeah, 'cause your dad's so in touch with people's feelings? 141 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,477 When a man is overcome with emotion... 142 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:44,105 at a Celine Dion concert, you do not tell him grow a pair! 143 00:05:44,189 --> 00:05:46,274 Phil! 144 00:05:44,189 --> 00:05:46,274 The ship went down, but their love lasts forever! 145 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:48,359 Shh! Dad, hi. 146 00:05:48,443 --> 00:05:50,611 Yeah, listen. Uh, Frank is really depressed. 147 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:52,488 I think he should see a therapist. What do you say? 148 00:05:52,572 --> 00:05:53,906 He doesn't need any of that. 149 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:56,325 Yeah? Uh-huh. Th-That's exactly what I said. 150 00:05:56,409 --> 00:05:57,827 Give me that. 151 00:05:56,409 --> 00:05:57,827 I-I– 152 00:05:57,911 --> 00:06:00,496 - Jay, what did you just say? - Take him out and meet some women. 153 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:03,332 A thousand therapists couldn't do what Gloria did for me. 154 00:06:03,416 --> 00:06:05,418 Oh, I agree. Claire was wrong. 155 00:06:05,502 --> 00:06:07,503 I'll tell you what. I know a fun place. 156 00:06:07,587 --> 00:06:10,006 Tonight, you, me and Frank out on the town. 157 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:11,549 Oh, fun! A three-way! 158 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:13,050 I already regret this. 159 00:06:13,134 --> 00:06:15,344 I'm excited too. I got to get going though. 160 00:06:15,428 --> 00:06:17,430 Mm-mmm. 161 00:06:15,428 --> 00:06:17,430 All right. Bye. 162 00:06:18,974 --> 00:06:20,683 Gloria, we're back! 163 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:22,560 Here. Let me lighten your load. 164 00:06:22,644 --> 00:06:24,395 - Who are you? - I'm the new manny. 165 00:06:24,479 --> 00:06:26,230 Am I being replaced? 166 00:06:26,314 --> 00:06:29,567 Jay, Manny, meet Joe's new manny, Andy. 167 00:06:29,651 --> 00:06:31,527 - Can I talk to you a second? - No, thank you. 168 00:06:31,611 --> 00:06:32,862 We're gonna need to discuss this. 169 00:06:32,946 --> 00:06:35,406 I get it. I understand. It's a big decision. 170 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:39,118 But if it eases your mind at all, know that I'm not just here for baby Joe. 171 00:06:39,202 --> 00:06:41,704 - I'm here for you too. - Doesn't ease my mind at all. 172 00:06:41,788 --> 00:06:46,542 My mission is to make all of your lives happier and healthier. 173 00:06:46,626 --> 00:06:48,920 Is this because I ate that party sub? 174 00:06:49,004 --> 00:06:53,549 Oh, crackers! I left my phone upstairs in the nursery. 175 00:06:53,633 --> 00:06:56,427 Could you grab it for me? 176 00:06:56,511 --> 00:06:59,430 I know people get all squirrelly when they hear the word "healthy." 177 00:06:59,514 --> 00:07:02,683 Actually, Manny? My phone is in my pocket. 178 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:05,728 Sorry, bud. But my goal is to get you healthy without– 179 00:07:05,812 --> 00:07:10,233 Nope. It is just a pack of gum. My phone is still upstairs. 180 00:07:10,317 --> 00:07:13,110 Without you even realizing what's happening. 181 00:07:13,194 --> 00:07:16,948 Wow. I'm such a dodo. I didn't even bring my phone today. 182 00:07:17,032 --> 00:07:19,867 I know what you're doing. 183 00:07:17,032 --> 00:07:19,867 We're gonna talk about it. 184 00:07:19,951 --> 00:07:23,120 Okay. Well, you have my number, so– I can start tomorrow. 185 00:07:23,204 --> 00:07:24,330 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 186 00:07:23,204 --> 00:07:24,330 Call me. 187 00:07:24,414 --> 00:07:26,082 - I will! - Take care! 188 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:28,584 That's a nonstarter. Keep looking. 189 00:07:28,668 --> 00:07:31,921 - But he's perfect. - He's a man. It's weird. 190 00:07:32,005 --> 00:07:33,464 He's a weird man. 191 00:07:33,548 --> 00:07:35,591 He's like Phil, only I have to pay for him. 192 00:07:35,675 --> 00:07:38,803 This is not a dictatorship. It's a democracy. We vote. 193 00:07:38,887 --> 00:07:41,764 No way. You always bully Manny, and he caves. He's weak. No offense. 194 00:07:41,848 --> 00:07:44,893 Whoever thinks that we should hire Andy, raise the hand! 195 00:07:45,977 --> 00:07:48,271 No, sorry, Mom. Not this time. 196 00:07:48,355 --> 00:07:50,273 I can't have that energy in my house. 197 00:07:50,357 --> 00:07:52,483 Fine. Cook your own dinner. 198 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:55,528 We will. We'll be fine. 199 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:58,448 So what are we having? 200 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:58,448 You're on your own, kid. I'm going out tonight. 201 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:01,993 So what do you think? 202 00:08:03,578 --> 00:08:05,288 I like it. 203 00:08:05,372 --> 00:08:08,500 Also, is it a little Willy Wonka? 204 00:08:09,709 --> 00:08:11,294 You're tired. I'll come back tomorrow... 205 00:08:11,378 --> 00:08:13,129 when you're ready to be more constructive. 206 00:08:13,213 --> 00:08:14,380 Pepper, no. 207 00:08:13,213 --> 00:08:14,380 Pepper. 208 00:08:14,464 --> 00:08:15,965 Ronaldo, strike this. 209 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:18,551 Sorry. 210 00:08:18,635 --> 00:08:21,012 I thought I was wearing a cape today. 211 00:08:21,096 --> 00:08:24,265 Oh. 212 00:08:21,096 --> 00:08:24,265 Oh, my gosh. What are we gonna do? 213 00:08:24,349 --> 00:08:25,808 I think we have to fire Pepper. 214 00:08:25,892 --> 00:08:29,061 That would kill him. He's on the brink as it is. 215 00:08:29,145 --> 00:08:32,815 - Why? - Since the Proposition Ocho was overturned, 216 00:08:32,899 --> 00:08:34,609 he's done 50 gay weddings. 217 00:08:34,693 --> 00:08:37,194 The man is exhausted searching for new ideas. 218 00:08:37,278 --> 00:08:39,322 You said "ocho" and then you said "50." 219 00:08:39,406 --> 00:08:40,740 You see? 220 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,867 Gays are so nitpicky. 221 00:08:42,951 --> 00:08:45,453 In a straight wedding, you just have to please the bride, 222 00:08:45,537 --> 00:08:47,747 but the gays have such strong opinions. 223 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:51,000 It takes a toll on a great artist like Pepper Saltzman. 224 00:08:51,084 --> 00:08:53,377 You know, I've never thought of it that way. I mean, look at us. 225 00:08:53,461 --> 00:08:56,339 We can't agree on one thing. 226 00:08:53,461 --> 00:08:56,339 No, you're right. 227 00:08:56,423 --> 00:08:58,758 I mean, Cam wants a rustic country theme, 228 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:01,677 and I'm looking for something a little more contemporary and sophisticated. 229 00:09:01,761 --> 00:09:04,013 It's impossible. 230 00:09:01,761 --> 00:09:04,013 Maybe you can have both. 231 00:09:04,097 --> 00:09:06,891 Casual elegance, classic with a twist. 232 00:09:06,975 --> 00:09:11,520 - Go on. - I'd start with raw, natural linen table runners... 233 00:09:11,604 --> 00:09:13,356 to bring the two worlds together. 234 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,691 We eschew the classic round tables... 235 00:09:15,775 --> 00:09:20,321 for rectangular farm tables, but keep the setting clean and modern. 236 00:09:20,405 --> 00:09:21,656 And then– 237 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:24,492 Yes? - No, I mustn't. 238 00:09:24,576 --> 00:09:27,662 This is wrong. Pepper is my boss and my mentor! 239 00:09:27,746 --> 00:09:29,914 Oh, and he's our friend. What are we doing? 240 00:09:29,998 --> 00:09:32,458 We-We got caught up. We gave in to temptation. 241 00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:34,251 - I-I should go. - Don't! 242 00:09:34,335 --> 00:09:36,545 I must. 243 00:09:36,629 --> 00:09:39,048 Vintage handkerchiefs for the guests to cry into. 244 00:09:39,132 --> 00:09:40,925 - Ronaldo, wait! 245 00:09:41,009 --> 00:09:44,303 French bistro stemless wine glasses. 246 00:09:44,387 --> 00:09:45,721 I've said too much. 247 00:09:45,805 --> 00:09:48,475 Ronaldo! 248 00:09:45,805 --> 00:09:48,475 He's gone, Cam. 249 00:09:52,604 --> 00:09:53,896 Yep. 250 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:55,898 Guys, we can't stand around all night. 251 00:09:55,982 --> 00:09:59,193 At some point, we have to talk to somebody. 252 00:09:59,277 --> 00:10:01,028 Come on. How about those two? 253 00:10:01,112 --> 00:10:02,446 Let's go over there. 254 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:04,908 Oh, my God. I don't know why I'm so nervous. 255 00:10:08,411 --> 00:10:10,413 Hello, ladies. 256 00:10:08,411 --> 00:10:10,413 Not interested. 257 00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:12,248 Wow. I-I just said hello. 258 00:10:12,332 --> 00:10:14,125 We're just kind of having a girls' night. 259 00:10:14,209 --> 00:10:16,419 Kathy, be nice. I'm Marcy. 260 00:10:16,503 --> 00:10:19,463 I'm Jay. This is Frank and, uh, Phil. 261 00:10:19,547 --> 00:10:21,382 Hey-lo. I mean hey. Or hello. 262 00:10:21,466 --> 00:10:23,008 I don't know. 263 00:10:23,092 --> 00:10:25,010 And for the record, I just wanted to introduce my friend. 264 00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:26,846 I wasn't trying to pick you up or anything. 265 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,431 I'm heartbroken. 266 00:10:28,515 --> 00:10:31,350 We don't mean to disturb you. 267 00:10:28,515 --> 00:10:31,350 Oh, you're not disturbing us. 268 00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:33,602 - You have sweet eyes. - Thank you. 269 00:10:33,686 --> 00:10:35,980 - I'm from Florida. I love Florida! 270 00:10:36,064 --> 00:10:37,773 Would you like to sit down, Frank? 271 00:10:37,857 --> 00:10:39,775 Well, uh– Yeah, sure. 272 00:10:39,859 --> 00:10:41,277 Oh, my God. It's happening. 273 00:10:41,361 --> 00:10:43,988 For your information, I'm married to a gorgeous woman. 274 00:10:41,361 --> 00:10:43,988 Uh-huh. 275 00:10:44,072 --> 00:10:46,449 Dad, Jay and I are gonna grab a drink from the bar. 276 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:49,160 - Sure. - I think I have a picture of her here on this somewhere. 277 00:10:49,244 --> 00:10:50,953 Let's go, Jay. 278 00:10:49,244 --> 00:10:50,953 She won beauty pageants. 279 00:10:51,037 --> 00:10:52,705 Okay. 280 00:10:51,037 --> 00:10:52,705 I'm a catch. 281 00:10:52,789 --> 00:10:54,999 Let's get out of here. This place is dead anyway. 282 00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:02,840 Hey, there's Casanova. 283 00:11:02,924 --> 00:11:04,467 I didn't hear you come in last night. 284 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:07,470 So, uh, how'd it go with Marcy? 285 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:07,470 Oh, it was okay. 286 00:11:07,554 --> 00:11:11,015 But I actually met someone else while I was waiting for a taxi. 287 00:11:11,099 --> 00:11:12,725 Well, all right. 288 00:11:12,809 --> 00:11:14,977 And she's downstairs right now. 289 00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:16,687 Well, all right. 290 00:11:16,771 --> 00:11:21,233 Truth is, I, um, have a bit of a situation. 291 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:23,652 She says I owe her $500. 292 00:11:23,736 --> 00:11:25,529 Please tell me you broke something of hers. 293 00:11:25,613 --> 00:11:27,656 No. Turns out she's a hooker. 294 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:30,326 - You picked up a hooker? - Well, I didn't know she was a hooker. 295 00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:32,578 We're in my kitchen. We have to stop saying "hooker"! 296 00:11:32,662 --> 00:11:35,206 You got to get her out of here before Claire gets back from yoga. 297 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:37,041 She's not gonna leave until she gets the cash. 298 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,376 $500? I think you got ripped off. 299 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,837 Hey, can I have a hit of that coffee? 300 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,837 Oh, that's fine. 301 00:11:41,921 --> 00:11:44,298 Trust me. He did not get ripped off. 302 00:11:47,635 --> 00:11:49,345 No, that's good. It's yours. 303 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:56,811 247. I'm gonna have to run to an A.T.M. 304 00:11:56,895 --> 00:11:58,062 How could you not know? 305 00:11:58,146 --> 00:12:00,022 Uh– The drinks, the flirting. 306 00:12:00,106 --> 00:12:02,274 I couldn't think straight. 307 00:12:02,358 --> 00:12:06,695 Have you ever touched the smooth, taut skin of a 48-year-old woman? 308 00:12:06,779 --> 00:12:08,197 I hope to one day, 309 00:12:08,281 --> 00:12:10,199 but that's not gonna happen if Claire gets home and– 310 00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:12,701 Hi! I'm back. 311 00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:12,701 Hey! 312 00:12:12,785 --> 00:12:15,204 Frank, did you have fun last night? 313 00:12:15,288 --> 00:12:17,540 - He did not. - Hey, who's the woman in the kitchen? 314 00:12:17,624 --> 00:12:19,708 Beats me. I think I'll go freshen up. 315 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,210 There's a woman in the kitchen? 316 00:12:21,294 --> 00:12:23,754 There's a woman in the kitchen. Yeah, she's a therapist. 317 00:12:23,838 --> 00:12:25,464 The therapist that you recommended. 318 00:12:25,548 --> 00:12:26,924 So I decided it was a good idea. 319 00:12:27,008 --> 00:12:29,134 Oh, that means the world that you listened to me. 320 00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:31,136 Thank you. 321 00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:31,136 Oh, you should get a shower upstairs. 322 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,890 - No, I want to say hi. - No, not sweaty like that. You smell. 323 00:12:34,849 --> 00:12:37,893 No, uh– 324 00:12:34,849 --> 00:12:37,893 Hi. Hi, I'm Claire. 325 00:12:37,977 --> 00:12:41,313 I'm Frank's daughter-in-law, and I just want to thank you so much for coming... 326 00:12:41,397 --> 00:12:42,731 and helping him out this way. 327 00:12:42,815 --> 00:12:44,441 It was my idea. 328 00:12:42,815 --> 00:12:44,441 No, it wasn't. 329 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:45,734 Okay. 330 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:45,734 All right. 331 00:12:45,818 --> 00:12:48,153 No, hey. I've never told anyone this, 332 00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:50,739 but I have always wanted to do what you do. 333 00:12:50,823 --> 00:12:53,075 I think I'd be really good at it. 334 00:12:50,823 --> 00:12:53,075 No, she wouldn't. 335 00:12:53,159 --> 00:12:55,911 What are you talking about? It's basically what I already do for the whole neighborhood. 336 00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:57,955 At least this way, I get paid for it. 337 00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:57,955 Mm. 338 00:12:58,039 --> 00:13:00,291 Uh-huh. I got a standing 10:30 I got to get to. 339 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,126 Yes, you do. 340 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,126 Mom, I'm gonna throw up! 341 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:03,961 Alex's hair smells like cheese! 342 00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:06,505 It is not cheese! It is cruelty-free organic shampoo... 343 00:13:06,589 --> 00:13:08,591 with traces of churned goat's milk! 344 00:13:06,589 --> 00:13:08,591 So cheese! 345 00:13:08,675 --> 00:13:10,301 Ew, I need a bucket! 346 00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:12,678 Ladies, we have a guest. 347 00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:14,305 I am– I'm really sorry about this. 348 00:13:14,389 --> 00:13:16,348 I'm just at my wit's end with these two. 349 00:13:16,432 --> 00:13:18,434 I don't suppose you have any experience with teenagers? 350 00:13:18,518 --> 00:13:19,852 Oh, no. 351 00:13:19,936 --> 00:13:21,812 You two remind me of me and my sister. 352 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,522 We used to fight all the time. 353 00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:25,608 I used to accuse her of stealing my boyfriends. 354 00:13:25,692 --> 00:13:27,693 She would accuse me of trying to stab her. 355 00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:29,820 You know, sister stuff. 356 00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:29,820 Oh, my God. 357 00:13:29,904 --> 00:13:34,158 Trust me, if I wanted to stab her, that skank be stabbed. 358 00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:37,704 She's not a therapist, is she? 359 00:13:38,705 --> 00:13:39,663 Just– 360 00:13:39,747 --> 00:13:41,332 I didn't sleep a wink. 361 00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:43,459 I-I cannot stop thinking about Ronaldo. 362 00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:47,004 I know. I dreamt our wedding made the cover of Modern Gay Grooms, 363 00:13:47,088 --> 00:13:49,298 and that there was a magazine called Modern Gay Grooms. 364 00:13:49,382 --> 00:13:52,134 Okay, that's– that's Pepper. 365 00:13:52,218 --> 00:13:54,511 Let's just ask him to let Ronaldo take the lead. 366 00:13:54,595 --> 00:13:56,096 And risk hurting Pepper? 367 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:59,475 For all we know, Ronaldo hasn't even given us a second thought. 368 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,769 I couldn't stop thinking about you. 369 00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:03,729 What happened here yesterday was real. 370 00:14:03,813 --> 00:14:05,814 Oh, Ronaldo, we felt it too. 371 00:14:05,898 --> 00:14:07,691 - But what about Pepper? - I left him. 372 00:14:07,775 --> 00:14:09,234 - What? - It's over. 373 00:14:09,318 --> 00:14:11,153 He doesn't look at me the way you do. 374 00:14:11,237 --> 00:14:13,405 Oh, this is all happening so fast. 375 00:14:13,489 --> 00:14:16,992 For me too. But my heart was racing when I left here. 376 00:14:17,076 --> 00:14:18,744 You are my muses-es. 377 00:14:18,828 --> 00:14:21,080 Oh, I feel so guilty. 378 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,332 One quick look. No one has to know. 379 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,793 Oh. 380 00:14:25,877 --> 00:14:27,795 Oh, Ronaldo, what have you done? 381 00:14:27,879 --> 00:14:29,838 Mitchell! Cameron! 382 00:14:29,922 --> 00:14:31,590 Oh, no! 383 00:14:29,922 --> 00:14:31,590 Quick! Hide! 384 00:14:31,674 --> 00:14:32,883 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'll hide. 385 00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:35,177 - Cam, not you. - Okay, yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. 386 00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:38,263 Ronaldo left me. 387 00:14:38,347 --> 00:14:39,348 What? 388 00:14:38,347 --> 00:14:39,348 No! 389 00:14:39,432 --> 00:14:40,724 The swine. 390 00:14:39,432 --> 00:14:40,724 Oh! 391 00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:43,519 Someone put it in his head that he could do this without me. 392 00:14:43,603 --> 00:14:45,646 But mark my words, I will destroy him... 393 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,564 and whatever wedding he thinks he's planning. 394 00:14:47,648 --> 00:14:49,192 Okay, well, that's one way to go. 395 00:14:50,276 --> 00:14:52,236 Daddies, there's a man in the bathroom. 396 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,612 What? 397 00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:55,072 That's a Wiggles song. 398 00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:55,072 It's a Wiggles song. 399 00:14:59,118 --> 00:15:00,953 It's okay, honey. It's okay. 400 00:15:01,037 --> 00:15:02,621 Ronaldo was nothing before I found him, 401 00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:05,791 living in squalor in a dump barely bigger than this. 402 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,710 How could he do this to me? 403 00:15:07,794 --> 00:15:10,045 Because you never listen to anybody. 404 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:13,632 I have good ideas, but you're too thick-headed to hear them. 405 00:15:13,716 --> 00:15:15,801 Ronaldo, how did you get here? 406 00:15:15,885 --> 00:15:18,345 It was you two. 407 00:15:18,429 --> 00:15:20,973 You plotted against me. 408 00:15:21,057 --> 00:15:23,559 I bet that's not even a Wiggles song, is it? 409 00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:25,060 Is it? 410 00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:25,060 No. 411 00:15:25,144 --> 00:15:28,313 - Oh. - Pepper, we can explain. 412 00:15:29,982 --> 00:15:31,442 Oh. 413 00:15:31,526 --> 00:15:33,485 Do you have any idea how hard I work? 414 00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:35,779 Well, maybe that's part of the problem. 415 00:15:35,863 --> 00:15:38,282 I mean, you've been through the mill, Pepper. 416 00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:39,658 Heard it. 417 00:15:39,742 --> 00:15:43,621 I've done 53 gay weddings, and– 418 00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:48,751 And... none of them are mine. 419 00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:49,793 Oh. 420 00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:49,793 Pepper. 421 00:15:49,877 --> 00:15:52,046 And whose fault is that? 422 00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:55,257 I feel like you're implying mine, but I really don't see it. 423 00:15:55,341 --> 00:16:00,262 How can a man with such flair for setting tables leave no seat for one who loves him? 424 00:16:00,346 --> 00:16:02,431 Oh, my God. 425 00:16:00,346 --> 00:16:02,431 Ronaldo's in love with Pepper. 426 00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:04,099 I know. That's why I said, "Oh, my God." 427 00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:06,268 Pepper, do you hear what Ronaldo is saying? 428 00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:08,437 Of course I do. I'm not a fool. 429 00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:09,980 He thinks I can't set a table. 430 00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:13,609 No, no, no. Ronaldo is in love with you. Go to him. 431 00:16:13,693 --> 00:16:15,319 What? 432 00:16:17,113 --> 00:16:18,280 You're in love with me? 433 00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:19,656 Sí. 434 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,658 It is true. Yes. 435 00:16:21,742 --> 00:16:23,660 God, that would drive me crazy. 436 00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:27,247 Ronaldo, I– I don't know what to say. 437 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,793 I mean, of course when I hired you, I found you very attractive. 438 00:16:30,877 --> 00:16:32,545 That's why I hire all my people. 439 00:16:34,088 --> 00:16:36,340 But I– 440 00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:40,552 I never thought you... would find me– 441 00:16:40,636 --> 00:16:42,555 ? Perfecto? 442 00:16:43,764 --> 00:16:46,016 Because that's what you are– perfect. 443 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,769 No, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I can't. 444 00:16:53,566 --> 00:16:56,235 Gloria, I forgot my towel! 445 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:59,071 Here it is. Nice and toasty from the dryer. 446 00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:01,657 Gloria! 447 00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:03,742 She ran to the store. Breakfast in five. 448 00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:05,912 Your underpants are pressed and on your bed. 449 00:17:07,622 --> 00:17:08,664 Gloria! 450 00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:10,124 So if I'm hearing you right, 451 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,376 you're not so much mad about the prostitute in the kitchen... 452 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,044 as you are about my lying to you. 453 00:17:14,128 --> 00:17:15,712 No, I'm mad about the prostitute in the kitchen. 454 00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:17,047 Mm. 455 00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:17,047 That's my bad. 456 00:17:17,131 --> 00:17:19,133 Yes, it is. It's your bad, Frank. Very bad. 457 00:17:19,217 --> 00:17:21,426 Look, I'm a progressive woman. 458 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:23,262 I-I took a pole dancing class. 459 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,347 I sent my daughter to college with condoms. 460 00:17:25,431 --> 00:17:27,391 Now I think that sends the wrong message. 461 00:17:27,475 --> 00:17:29,518 - Thank you very much. - No, you don't get to judge! 462 00:17:29,602 --> 00:17:32,020 Frank, I'm– 463 00:17:32,104 --> 00:17:35,399 I know you're upset about Annie breaking up with you. 464 00:17:35,483 --> 00:17:37,985 Wait, Annie didn't break up with me. 465 00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:39,236 I broke up with her. 466 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,697 What? 467 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,697 Why? I thought she was so great! 468 00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:44,199 Well, I got scared. 469 00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:47,703 I didn't know how to... be with another woman. 470 00:17:47,787 --> 00:17:49,621 I thought your mother and I would be together forever. 471 00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:51,206 Ah– I'm sorry, Dad. 472 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:53,709 I never would have gone through with it last night, 473 00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:57,546 but, uh, Jeannie was so nice and professional. 474 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,381 Thank you, Frank. 475 00:17:59,465 --> 00:18:03,051 And for what it's worth, you got nothing to be nervous about. 476 00:18:03,135 --> 00:18:06,054 - You were wonderful. - Really? You think so? 477 00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:07,264 Yeah. 478 00:18:07,348 --> 00:18:09,933 If you love that woman, you should go get her back. 479 00:18:10,017 --> 00:18:11,226 She'd be lucky to have you. 480 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,436 Oh. 481 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,271 Seriously. I see a lot of guys your age. 482 00:18:14,355 --> 00:18:17,191 - Most of them can barely– - Okay. Let's get you in that cab. 483 00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:18,650 I love your kids. 484 00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:21,153 That Alex is like a little me. Oh, my God. 485 00:18:23,322 --> 00:18:25,574 Good morning, boss, junior boss. 486 00:18:25,658 --> 00:18:27,492 Grab a seat and check it out. 487 00:18:27,576 --> 00:18:29,912 Egg white omelet, high-protein smoothies, 488 00:18:29,996 --> 00:18:31,830 then I thought we could put on our running shoes– 489 00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:33,916 I need to cut you off right there, chief. 490 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,918 Seems my wife overstepped her bounds. 491 00:18:36,002 --> 00:18:37,961 Now, you seem like a nice guy. 492 00:18:38,045 --> 00:18:41,089 - Thanks. - But I don't think you're the best fit for this house. 493 00:18:41,173 --> 00:18:42,633 Are– Are you serious? 494 00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:45,344 - I'm afraid so. - Okay. 495 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,804 - It was the underpants, wasn't it? - That didn't help. 496 00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:50,265 Man, I came on too strong. Gosh dang it! 497 00:18:50,349 --> 00:18:52,434 My dad warned me about that when I turned 14. 498 00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:55,312 He said, "Son, you're about to be the man of the family. 499 00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:57,773 You got to learn to give people time to see how special you are." 500 00:18:57,857 --> 00:19:00,025 - Why were you the man of the family? - Uh– 501 00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:01,818 - He sort of died. - How? 502 00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:03,904 I don't wanna bring you down, little man. 503 00:19:03,988 --> 00:19:05,530 Neither did my dad. 504 00:19:05,614 --> 00:19:09,034 He'd say, "My disease can't be all bad if it rhymes with 'answer.'" 505 00:19:10,578 --> 00:19:13,038 Those are the flaxseed muffins that I just baked. 506 00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:15,791 I'll just take 'em out and get out of here. 507 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:16,876 Andy, wait. 508 00:19:18,127 --> 00:19:19,836 We're never gonna eat 'em. 509 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:23,131 Well, then. I'm sorry it didn't work out. 510 00:19:23,215 --> 00:19:25,634 - What didn't work out? - My mission here. 511 00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:28,595 It was really nice to meet you though, Mrs. P. 512 00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:31,139 You didn't even give him a chance. 513 00:19:31,223 --> 00:19:33,392 We took a vote, Mom. 514 00:19:31,223 --> 00:19:33,392 You gotta respect the vote. 515 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:36,103 No! You make me hire these nannies that I don't like. 516 00:19:36,187 --> 00:19:38,730 But when I find one that I like, you fire him? 517 00:19:38,814 --> 00:19:43,402 I am the one that spends most of the time around here, so I get to pick! 518 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:48,615 Shh. Sometimes the louder we are, the less we're heard. 519 00:19:48,699 --> 00:19:51,243 You're frustrated right now, aren't you? 520 00:19:48,699 --> 00:19:51,243 Yes. 521 00:19:51,327 --> 00:19:54,246 Because you feel like they're not hearing you. 522 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:56,415 Yes. 523 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,042 Well, that's exactly how they feel. 524 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,464 I'm sorry that I ignored your feelings. 525 00:20:05,091 --> 00:20:07,843 I promise that I will try not to yell so much. 526 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:09,344 You're hired. 527 00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:11,346 - What? - You'd better drink that smoothie. 528 00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:14,225 - We're going on a run! - This isn't over. 529 00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:17,352 Life isn't easy. 530 00:20:17,436 --> 00:20:19,896 Sometimes we just need a little help– 531 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:22,232 Getting your confidence back. 532 00:20:22,316 --> 00:20:25,694 Getting on the same page. 533 00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:27,362 Getting out of your own way. 534 00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:35,454 Or just getting moving. 535 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,414 And I'm pleased as punch to be the one– 536 00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:40,000 Okay, this is tough enough without all the yammering! 537 00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:41,710 Sorry. 538 00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:42,962 Whoo! 539 00:20:46,006 --> 00:20:47,382 What would you like to dance to? 540 00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:48,717 I have to tell you... 541 00:20:48,801 --> 00:20:50,427 we have to have some sort of square dancing. 542 00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,054 We're not doing country. 543 00:20:52,138 --> 00:20:55,599 No square dancing. There will be no hoedown tonight. 544 00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:58,143 My family is going to throw a fit. They're gonna riot. 545 00:20:58,227 --> 00:21:00,395 We're not getting married for them. We're getting married for us. 546 00:21:00,479 --> 00:21:02,230 I think we have a decorative cake out front, 547 00:21:02,314 --> 00:21:03,732 then we have sheet cakes in the back. 548 00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:07,069 Oh, I see. Is that the theme you're going for– tacky? 549 00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:08,320 "Sheet," like a sheet. 550 00:21:08,404 --> 00:21:10,113 Oh, "sheet." I thought he said "chic cake." 551 00:21:10,197 --> 00:21:13,033 Pepper! 552 00:21:10,197 --> 00:21:13,033 All of my cakes are chic. 553 00:21:13,117 --> 00:21:14,994 Oh, they are, yeah!