1 00:00:01,857 --> 00:00:03,316 I have to show a house today. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,735 - I'll see you guys at Luke's football game. - I'm too tired to go. 3 00:00:05,819 --> 00:00:07,529 I have a midterm tomorrow, which I'll probably fail, 4 00:00:07,613 --> 00:00:09,155 and I was up really late studying. 5 00:00:09,239 --> 00:00:12,742 She was. I was up really late doing this. 6 00:00:12,826 --> 00:00:15,328 Don't even bother coming. I'm quitting today. 7 00:00:15,412 --> 00:00:17,997 I'm sick of this guy on the team always making fun of me. 8 00:00:18,081 --> 00:00:20,458 He's just jealous 'cause you're the one who puts points on the board. 9 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:24,420 - Why? Because you run the scoreboard. - Run the scoreboard. 10 00:00:24,504 --> 00:00:26,881 - I'm out too. - But all your classmates will be there. 11 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:30,343 We ignore each other all week. It's nice to have a little break on the weekends. 12 00:00:30,427 --> 00:00:32,679 Geez, I've never seen such a bunch of no-getters. 13 00:00:32,763 --> 00:00:35,515 Coined it! 14 00:00:32,763 --> 00:00:35,515 Remember, keep a positive attitude, 15 00:00:35,599 --> 00:00:37,600 and good things will happen. 16 00:00:37,684 --> 00:00:42,021 Two things I bring to every open house– my lucky pen and a smile. 17 00:00:42,105 --> 00:00:44,941 I haven't sold a house all month. Do you see me saying, "I'm done"? 18 00:00:45,025 --> 00:00:47,778 Never. Because there is no "done" in "Dunphy." 19 00:00:49,613 --> 00:00:51,573 - I'll see you guys at the game. - Umph! 20 00:00:51,657 --> 00:00:55,285 Hey, there is no "umph" in "Dunphy." Different spelling. 21 00:00:55,369 --> 00:00:56,495 Cam! 22 00:00:57,537 --> 00:00:59,414 Yes, Phil, I remember your special play, 23 00:00:59,498 --> 00:01:02,041 but I think the triple gull-wing is a little tricky to run... 24 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:04,460 at such an important sporting match. 25 00:01:04,544 --> 00:01:08,798 Cam has a number of delightful superstitions during the football season. 26 00:01:08,882 --> 00:01:10,884 Well, they're not superstitions when they work. 27 00:01:10,968 --> 00:01:12,552 That seems science-y. 28 00:01:12,636 --> 00:01:17,140 Not sorry that today is the last... G-A-M-E. 29 00:01:17,224 --> 00:01:19,643 Well, thank you, but good coaches don't need luck. 30 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,061 We make luck. 31 00:01:22,145 --> 00:01:23,396 See you at the athletic endeavor. 32 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,773 I'm gonna call Gloria and see if she can pick up Lily too. 33 00:01:25,857 --> 00:01:27,317 You know, just in case– 34 00:01:27,401 --> 00:01:29,944 What, you procrastinate again and not tell Charlie you're quitting? 35 00:01:30,028 --> 00:01:31,237 No, no. I'm gonna do it. 36 00:01:31,321 --> 00:01:33,573 I just– I'm picturing his face when I tell him, 37 00:01:33,657 --> 00:01:35,950 shaking his head in disappointment. 38 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:37,911 - It's hard. - Hey, just do it! 39 00:01:37,995 --> 00:01:40,997 No. 40 00:01:37,995 --> 00:01:40,997 I don't know why you're making yourself so crazy over this. 41 00:01:41,081 --> 00:01:43,458 You're right. You're right. I do not want to be crazy. 42 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:45,502 I'll see you at the game. 43 00:01:47,045 --> 00:01:50,256 - Hey, Gloria. - Yes, Mitch. I will pick her up. 44 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:52,550 Thank you so much. All right. Bye, Lily. 45 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,427 Good luck with the whole Patrick situation. 46 00:01:54,511 --> 00:01:57,096 Dad, you're embarrassing me. 47 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:59,349 Welcome to the rest of your life, sweetheart. 48 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:02,310 So, Lily, tell me more about this Patrick. 49 00:02:02,394 --> 00:02:06,773 He likes the swings, he sits by the flag and he can count to a hundred. 50 00:02:06,857 --> 00:02:08,399 He sounds like the whole package. 51 00:02:08,483 --> 00:02:11,027 - Then what is the problem? - He doesn't notice me. 52 00:02:11,111 --> 00:02:12,946 So then make him notice you. 53 00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:14,614 You don't want to wake up one morning... 54 00:02:14,698 --> 00:02:18,284 as a lonely nine-year-old wondering where all the time went. 55 00:02:19,953 --> 00:02:23,039 Hey, Mom. If you're at the store later, could you pick up some ice? 56 00:02:23,123 --> 00:02:25,333 - I'm gonna need it for after the game. - My little athlete. 57 00:02:25,417 --> 00:02:28,127 I want to try out the gelato maker I traded my bike for. 58 00:02:28,211 --> 00:02:31,172 Lures me in every time. 59 00:02:28,211 --> 00:02:31,172 Oh, okay. Bye. 60 00:02:31,256 --> 00:02:33,424 Dad, you can just drop me at the next light. 61 00:02:33,508 --> 00:02:35,385 I can walk from there, and I gotta call Phil anyway. 62 00:02:35,469 --> 00:02:37,845 You did the same thing yesterday. What's going on with you? 63 00:02:37,929 --> 00:02:40,598 - You smoking again? - No! No. 64 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:44,143 I just– I don't want to put a spotlight on the fact that I'm the boss's daughter. 65 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:45,728 It makes people resent me. This is good. 66 00:02:45,812 --> 00:02:46,813 Thanks, Dad. 67 00:02:45,812 --> 00:02:46,813 Yeah. 68 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:47,939 Bye. 69 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:47,939 Bye. 70 00:02:52,486 --> 00:02:54,237 I can see that bothers you. 71 00:02:54,321 --> 00:02:57,031 Well, yeah. Your own kid embarrassed to be seen with you. You know, I mean– 72 00:02:57,115 --> 00:02:59,951 You spend your whole life– 73 00:02:57,115 --> 00:02:59,951 Oh, here's fine. 74 00:03:16,134 --> 00:03:18,177 Last month, a law school classmate... 75 00:03:18,261 --> 00:03:20,221 offered me a job at his legal aid society, 76 00:03:20,305 --> 00:03:21,764 and I just knew I had to take it. 77 00:03:21,848 --> 00:03:23,474 And I explained that... 78 00:03:23,558 --> 00:03:26,352 in a letter that I was going to sneak onto Charlie's desk. 79 00:03:26,436 --> 00:03:28,354 Oh, good. It's you. 80 00:03:28,438 --> 00:03:30,023 Hey! Did you sleep here? 81 00:03:33,068 --> 00:03:36,029 My girlfriend dumped me, uh, in an e-mail. 82 00:03:36,113 --> 00:03:38,531 Couldn't even do it face-to-face. 83 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:42,285 - Pretty gutless, huh? - Oh, you should go home, get some rest. 84 00:03:42,369 --> 00:03:44,537 Can't go back there. It would be too hard. 85 00:03:44,621 --> 00:03:46,080 Mmm. Too many memories? 86 00:03:46,164 --> 00:03:48,541 No, we were living on my boat. I don't know where she took it. 87 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:51,085 - Enough of my whining. What do you need? - Oh, well, I just– 88 00:03:51,169 --> 00:03:53,588 I just came by to say hi. 89 00:03:53,672 --> 00:03:56,382 Hi. And also, mmm, 90 00:03:56,466 --> 00:04:00,553 to tell you in a very gutful fashion, face-to-face, 91 00:04:00,637 --> 00:04:02,764 about something that I have been thinking about. 92 00:04:02,848 --> 00:04:04,223 But I do think that, um, 93 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:07,518 I am going to have to leave about five minutes early today. 94 00:04:07,602 --> 00:04:11,397 Uh, Cam is– is coaching a high school football game. 95 00:04:11,481 --> 00:04:12,815 - I'm in. - What? 96 00:04:12,899 --> 00:04:15,151 Certainly not gonna be able to focus on any of this today. 97 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:17,320 Yeah, I need a shot of marching bands, 98 00:04:17,404 --> 00:04:20,656 fresh-cut grass, rosy-cheeked kids. 99 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:22,617 Hey! 100 00:04:22,701 --> 00:04:24,827 - Do they still run through a banner? - They do! 101 00:04:24,911 --> 00:04:26,746 I love that. I love that. 102 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:28,998 Okay, so the game's at what, like, 4:00? 103 00:04:29,082 --> 00:04:31,376 We should probably– Hey! Give me that. 104 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:33,837 I'm– - This is my private cell. 105 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:37,590 Only three people in the whole world use this. 106 00:04:37,674 --> 00:04:39,258 Ooh. 107 00:04:39,342 --> 00:04:41,178 Two people. 108 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:44,263 Uh, Claire, is there a reason... 109 00:04:44,347 --> 00:04:45,681 you didn't sign this shipping form? 110 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:47,600 Oh, no. Sorry. I'll do it now. 111 00:04:47,684 --> 00:04:49,185 Oh, no, no. Now's a little late. 112 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:50,770 See, they came in this morning, 113 00:04:50,854 --> 00:04:52,772 and they can't do a thing without a manager's signature. 114 00:04:52,856 --> 00:04:55,066 So now I got a hundred rosewood panels lined up in the warehouse. 115 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:56,567 So in the future, I'd appreciate it– 116 00:04:56,651 --> 00:04:58,194 Hey, hey, Tim. I think you made your point. 117 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:00,571 It was an honest mistake, all right? 118 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:00,571 Dad– 119 00:05:00,655 --> 00:05:03,282 I'm just saying that is what a warehouse is for– to hold things. 120 00:05:03,366 --> 00:05:07,620 Not the end of the world. 121 00:05:03,366 --> 00:05:07,620 Right. Of course. Sorry. 122 00:05:07,704 --> 00:05:10,873 No, I'm sorry. It's my fault. Bye, Tim. Bye! 123 00:05:10,957 --> 00:05:15,086 Dad! This is exactly what I was talking about in the car this morning. 124 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:17,296 I want them to see me like a coworker, 125 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,966 not somebody who's getting special treatment 'cause she's the boss's daughter. 126 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:23,219 Is it possible you're being a little oversensitive here? 127 00:05:23,303 --> 00:05:26,472 No, I'm not. I'm being– Wow, here? Really? 128 00:05:26,556 --> 00:05:29,434 You know, you gave me this. Look how adorable you were. 129 00:05:29,518 --> 00:05:33,938 Okay, okay, okay. I want you to try really hard to hear what I'm saying. 130 00:05:34,022 --> 00:05:36,315 When I need your help, I will ask for it. 131 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:38,235 And until then, just butt out. 132 00:05:42,656 --> 00:05:44,574 What happened to you? 133 00:05:48,578 --> 00:05:51,497 Hey, Miller, your toes are looking a little lonely. Why don't you pay 'em a visit? 134 00:05:51,581 --> 00:05:54,417 What's with the extra warm-ups, Coach? These guys haven't won all year. 135 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:55,710 Did you hear that, team? 136 00:05:55,794 --> 00:05:57,753 Miller just bought you a little present. 137 00:05:57,837 --> 00:05:59,172 I wasn't complaining. I was just wondering– 138 00:05:59,256 --> 00:06:01,507 Take a lap! 139 00:06:01,591 --> 00:06:05,428 Burt LeVoisier, Red Stagg, 140 00:06:05,512 --> 00:06:07,054 Duckie Pond– 141 00:06:07,138 --> 00:06:08,723 All coaching legends at this high school, 142 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:11,225 and none have won more than two games their first season. 143 00:06:11,309 --> 00:06:13,060 I win today, that makes three, 144 00:06:13,144 --> 00:06:17,857 making me the winningest first-year freshman coach ever. 145 00:06:17,941 --> 00:06:21,569 Oh, hey, Luke. Reuben's sick, so I'm gonna need you to be the announcer today. 146 00:06:21,653 --> 00:06:24,280 How am I supposed to keep score and announce at the same time? 147 00:06:24,364 --> 00:06:27,241 Same way you're a spaz and a dork at the same time, spork. 148 00:06:27,325 --> 00:06:29,786 Okay, lose the attitude, but keep that intensity. 149 00:06:32,998 --> 00:06:35,750 Uh, excuse me, ref. What's with all the black armbands? 150 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,710 Their coach passed away last night. 151 00:06:37,794 --> 00:06:39,253 He'd been sick for a while. 152 00:06:39,337 --> 00:06:41,214 That's terrible. And we're still playing? 153 00:06:41,298 --> 00:06:42,632 Well, they're tough kids. 154 00:06:42,716 --> 00:06:44,634 Roger Knight lived for high school football, 155 00:06:44,718 --> 00:06:46,427 so they're playing this one in his honor. 156 00:06:46,511 --> 00:06:49,847 Okay. Hey, guys. Guys, guys, guys. Tragic news about Coach Knight. 157 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,058 But you know what? We need to focus up. 158 00:06:52,142 --> 00:06:56,229 Plenty of time to pay our respects, but there will be no mourning Knight this afternoon. 159 00:06:57,147 --> 00:06:58,981 Lot of character over there. 160 00:06:57,147 --> 00:06:58,981 Yep. 161 00:06:59,065 --> 00:07:01,317 Those kids haven't won a game all year. 162 00:06:59,065 --> 00:07:01,317 Uh-huh. 163 00:07:01,401 --> 00:07:02,902 And now to have to play on his birthday– 164 00:07:02,986 --> 00:07:04,821 Okay, see you at the coin toss. 165 00:07:05,864 --> 00:07:06,906 Top of the morning! 166 00:07:08,283 --> 00:07:10,076 Real estate– and to a lesser extent, life– 167 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,703 is all about perseverance. 168 00:07:12,787 --> 00:07:14,914 Things go wrong. 169 00:07:14,998 --> 00:07:18,501 Keys get lost, deals fall through, keys get misplaced. 170 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:20,753 Lot of it has to do with keys. 171 00:07:20,837 --> 00:07:24,215 But that's when you find out there are two types of people– 172 00:07:24,299 --> 00:07:27,718 those who waste time staring at a closed door... 173 00:07:27,802 --> 00:07:30,972 and those who find a window. 174 00:07:39,856 --> 00:07:42,275 I'm looking at my first month ever without a sale. 175 00:07:42,359 --> 00:07:43,985 Some people might give up. 176 00:07:44,069 --> 00:07:46,279 But those people aren't Phil Dunphy. 177 00:07:47,322 --> 00:07:48,781 No! 178 00:07:48,865 --> 00:07:50,617 It's like I tell my kids– 179 00:07:52,243 --> 00:07:55,372 keep a positive attitude, and things will fall your way. 180 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:03,838 As my favorite redhead once sang, the sun will come out tomorrow. 181 00:08:11,262 --> 00:08:12,972 That redhead, of course, was Mitchell, 182 00:08:13,056 --> 00:08:16,101 introducing me to the plucky Orphan Annie, 183 00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:26,569 whose never-say-die attitude pulled this country out of a little thing called... 184 00:08:26,653 --> 00:08:28,530 the Great Depression. 185 00:08:29,864 --> 00:08:33,785 And anything a little girl can do, I can try to do too. 186 00:08:34,577 --> 00:08:35,745 Hey! 187 00:08:57,267 --> 00:09:00,561 Hey, guys, welcome back. Drink it in. 188 00:09:00,645 --> 00:09:02,855 Wow! 189 00:09:02,939 --> 00:09:08,152 Pretty great, huh? Oh, am I glad you guys could see this during the daytime. 190 00:09:08,236 --> 00:09:11,072 I really think it shows better like that. 191 00:09:11,156 --> 00:09:14,700 So? Should we just cut to the chase and pay me my commission? 192 00:09:14,784 --> 00:09:16,410 I'm kidding. You don't pay me directly. 193 00:09:16,494 --> 00:09:18,871 There is no fee in Dun– Phil. 194 00:09:18,955 --> 00:09:20,623 - Listen, Phil, we've got some great news. - I love it! 195 00:09:20,707 --> 00:09:22,083 Where's my lucky pen? 196 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,876 We wanted to tell you this in person. 197 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,586 We just came from the doctor– 198 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,586 I'm pregnant! 199 00:09:25,670 --> 00:09:28,506 Oh, my God! You guys! 200 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:31,759 Except we decided to put off buying the house until after the baby's born. 201 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:34,095 - Sure. - We've been trying for, like, six years. 202 00:09:34,179 --> 00:09:36,972 - Sure. - For a while it seemed like the universe was against us. 203 00:09:37,056 --> 00:09:40,559 That's ridiculous. Why would the universe be against one person? 204 00:09:40,643 --> 00:09:42,144 Here, have a spirit sticker! 205 00:09:42,228 --> 00:09:45,231 Don't be the only student without one. 206 00:09:45,315 --> 00:09:47,692 I actually go to this school. 207 00:09:47,776 --> 00:09:49,735 Wow, you really are invisible, huh? 208 00:09:49,819 --> 00:09:51,737 I could not be more fine with it. 209 00:09:51,821 --> 00:09:54,740 You're like that guy from that movie who wishes he was never born. 210 00:09:54,824 --> 00:09:56,534 It's a Wonderful Life. 211 00:09:56,618 --> 00:09:58,744 You say that, but do you mean it? 212 00:09:58,828 --> 00:10:00,996 Beautiful day here at Red Stagg Field. 213 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,792 Kicking off for the home team is number 44, Jason Miller, 214 00:10:04,876 --> 00:10:07,044 who also plays lacrosse, soccer... 215 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:11,340 and all the girl parts when he and his friends act out High School Musical– 216 00:10:11,424 --> 00:10:14,677 quite possibly the only girl parts he'll ever see. 217 00:10:16,012 --> 00:10:18,639 - Haley. - Hey, Dylan. 218 00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:20,099 I didn't realize you were coming here. 219 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:22,768 Are you kidding? This place was like a home to me. 220 00:10:22,852 --> 00:10:24,562 It's like I was homeschooled. 221 00:10:24,646 --> 00:10:26,147 But I wasn't. I was school-schooled. 222 00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:27,773 Were you? 223 00:10:27,857 --> 00:10:31,235 I got six kinds of pills in my pocket, but this here– 224 00:10:31,319 --> 00:10:34,155 all this– this is the best medicine. 225 00:10:34,239 --> 00:10:36,282 Aw. I'm glad you're feeling better. 226 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,367 So, Charlie– 227 00:10:42,247 --> 00:10:46,459 - I'm here to get Lily. - Oh, before I call her, we had a small issue today. 228 00:10:46,543 --> 00:10:50,129 One of the boys, Patrick, said Lily pushed him down and tried to kiss him. 229 00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:52,214 No, that doesn't sound like Lily. 230 00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:56,135 She was probably imitating something she saw on TV or in her family– 231 00:10:56,219 --> 00:10:57,970 No, it was the TV, yes. 232 00:10:58,054 --> 00:11:00,681 Oh, but here she is. She's always so sweet. 233 00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:02,391 Bye, Patrick! 234 00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:05,227 You see? They're just friends. 235 00:11:05,311 --> 00:11:09,190 What are you laughing at, Evan? You're next. 236 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:11,860 Okay, I'm going to talk to her for a little bit. 237 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:17,156 Oh, did I ever tell you that I put your name up here? 238 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,950 Huh. "Haley Dunphy Dome." 239 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:22,203 Aww, you named our special spot? 240 00:11:22,287 --> 00:11:25,164 Actually, it was supposed to be "Haley Dunphy Do Me." 241 00:11:25,248 --> 00:11:27,041 I'm bad with spacing. 242 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:30,085 Oh, you're not so bad. 243 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:33,839 And that's halftime– Panthers 6, Dolphins 0. 244 00:11:33,923 --> 00:11:37,593 That zero score by Jason Miller, who proudly prances off the field. 245 00:11:37,677 --> 00:11:39,845 Just let me go up there and kick that kid's butt. 246 00:11:39,929 --> 00:11:42,681 Knock it off, Miller. I need your leg. Take a knee. 247 00:11:42,765 --> 00:11:47,019 Now I don't know what tuna net you Dolphins swam into, but you are drowning out there. 248 00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:49,605 Coach, would it really be such a bad thing if we lost? 249 00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:51,774 - Beg your pardon? - Look at them, Coach. 250 00:11:51,858 --> 00:11:53,484 Haven't they lost enough already? 251 00:11:53,568 --> 00:11:56,570 Maybe giving them a win would, in a way, be a victory for us too. 252 00:11:56,654 --> 00:11:58,113 You know what mattered most to Coach Knight? 253 00:11:58,197 --> 00:11:59,406 His work with special-needs kids? 254 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:01,450 Okay, he took one kid to one beach one time. 255 00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:04,203 Football! Football is what mattered the most! 256 00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:05,955 He lived for competition! 257 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:10,668 He believed in sportsmanship, integrity! Okay? 258 00:12:10,752 --> 00:12:13,128 Now the way I see it, we can roll over... 259 00:12:13,212 --> 00:12:16,924 and give them an empty, meaningless victory that he would hate. 260 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:20,219 Or we can go out there, leave it all on the field, 261 00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:24,014 and be a team he would be proud to lose to. 262 00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:27,059 Now is this an "I" activity or a "we" activity? 263 00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:28,227 We! 264 00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:28,227 What? 265 00:12:28,311 --> 00:12:29,395 We! 266 00:12:28,311 --> 00:12:29,395 What? 267 00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:31,105 We! We! We! We! We! 268 00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:33,733 That's right! Now you sound like Dolphins! 269 00:12:35,193 --> 00:12:36,986 Hey, Tim. 270 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:40,239 I have the next three days of delivery slips for you here signed, huh? 271 00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:41,824 Thanks, Claire. 272 00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:41,824 Yeah. 273 00:12:41,908 --> 00:12:43,951 Signed those up good, huh? 274 00:12:41,908 --> 00:12:43,951 Yep. Mm-hmm. 275 00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:45,244 Yeah. 276 00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:45,244 Thanks. 277 00:12:45,328 --> 00:12:48,247 So, this is– This is the, uh, the Regency birch? 278 00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:50,249 Beautiful model. Gorgeous. 279 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,917 You guys do such good work down here. 280 00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,295 Mm-hmm. 281 00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,295 Really, you– you mind if I take her for a spin... 282 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:55,796 before she goes up to the showroom? 283 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,340 - You're the boss. - I'm his daughter. 284 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,092 Yeah, that's what you want to say. 285 00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:03,929 Oh, okay. So– So no mirror when they're shipping, which makes sense. 286 00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:09,894 Also have, uh, no handles. 287 00:13:10,561 --> 00:13:12,354 Hey. Hey, Tim? 288 00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:15,774 Hey, Tim? 289 00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:18,777 Tim! 290 00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:21,113 Oh, God. Yeah, hi, Dad. 291 00:13:21,197 --> 00:13:22,364 Hey, coworker. 292 00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:24,199 Just seeing when you want to leave for the game. 293 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:27,161 - We're late already. - Soon, soon. 294 00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:31,790 I'm– I'm just– I'm finishing up a little paperwork in my office. 295 00:13:31,874 --> 00:13:34,460 Okay. Let me know if you need any help. 296 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:38,005 No, I do not need your help, and as I believe I mentioned, 297 00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:43,469 I would appreciate it if you were not constantly looking over my shoulder. 298 00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:46,180 Come on. Give me some credit. That's the last thing I would do. 299 00:13:46,264 --> 00:13:50,142 Dad, you seem to forget that I raised three children, 300 00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:53,395 and I had a career before this. 301 00:13:53,479 --> 00:13:57,066 I have done plenty of stuff that does not– Oh! 302 00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:01,654 Do you hear that? Sounds like it's coming from the warehouse. 303 00:14:01,738 --> 00:14:03,781 Yeah, what even is that? 304 00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:07,201 Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. 305 00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:10,204 Uh, one piece of advice– take it or leave it. 306 00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:12,247 What? 307 00:14:12,331 --> 00:14:15,168 The latch is under the panel on the right. 308 00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:27,179 I got you mustard and sauerkraut– just what you like. 309 00:14:27,263 --> 00:14:32,476 You're being awfully nice, considering I started that whole closet-nado. 310 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,604 Well, you're still my daughter. It's okay I call you that here, right? 311 00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:39,692 Yeah. 312 00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:39,692 Listen, it's hard for me to treat you like everybody else. 313 00:14:39,776 --> 00:14:42,069 You're the only one I carried home in my arms. 314 00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:44,863 Except Dontrell at last year's Christmas party. 315 00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,991 I pretty much poured him through his sunroof. 316 00:14:47,075 --> 00:14:49,660 But I'll try. 317 00:14:49,744 --> 00:14:51,662 Thanks, Dad. 318 00:14:49,744 --> 00:14:51,662 You got plans this weekend? 319 00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:53,288 No, not really. Why? 320 00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:53,288 Good. 321 00:14:53,372 --> 00:14:55,082 Be at the warehouse 8:00 tomorrow. 322 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,834 Wear something you don't care about. 323 00:14:56,918 --> 00:14:58,794 - Hey, guys. - Hi, honey. 324 00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:00,879 What'd I miss? 325 00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:00,879 Nothing good. 326 00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,965 We're down by six with three minutes to play. 327 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,800 Well, they can still turn it around. 328 00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:07,011 Show's not over till the fat– Mama! 329 00:15:07,095 --> 00:15:09,471 Ooh! Sensational punt by Miller, 330 00:15:09,555 --> 00:15:12,224 who hasn't kicked that high since he broke the gender barrier... 331 00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:14,309 and joined our own modern dance troupe. 332 00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:18,063 Are you okay, honey? Yeah! It's all about keeping an attitive positude. 333 00:15:18,147 --> 00:15:21,400 Positude attitive. 334 00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:24,445 Hey, we should see a midnight movie tonight, like old times. 335 00:15:24,529 --> 00:15:26,280 Oh, my God. I am so in. 336 00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:29,616 Cool, cool. I'll come by your house around 11:30 with the ladder? 337 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,661 I don't need to climb out of my window anymore, Dylan. 338 00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:36,248 Oh. Ooh. Can we do it earlier? I have a midterm tomorrow. 339 00:15:36,332 --> 00:15:40,252 Oh, I can't do earlier. I have got to meet up with some classmates from nursing school. 340 00:15:40,336 --> 00:15:44,381 You're gonna be a nurse? 341 00:15:40,336 --> 00:15:44,381 Yeah. Yeah, I figured it was a natural next step. 342 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,341 I've always healed people with my music, 343 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:48,510 and now I'm just doing the same thing with drugs. 344 00:15:48,594 --> 00:15:51,597 Oh. Well, another time then. 345 00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:53,516 Yeah. 346 00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:53,516 Yeah. 347 00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:59,271 Hey, if everything goes well, maybe one day I'll see you in the hospital. 348 00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,315 I'd like that. 349 00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:04,651 So I finally get out of the closet, and there's Dad looking down at me. 350 00:16:04,735 --> 00:16:06,236 Been there. 351 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,864 The whole daddy thing though– it's really one of your bigger issues. 352 00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:11,241 At least my daddy issues are with my actual daddy. 353 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:14,745 I don't run around making every authority figure I meet into a father. 354 00:16:14,829 --> 00:16:16,705 Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wh-What's that supposed to mean? 355 00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:20,042 Mitchell, come on. Why have you not quit your job yet? 356 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,710 His girlfriend just broke up with him. 357 00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:23,462 What was your excuse last week? 358 00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:23,462 I had a cold. 359 00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:25,464 And the week before? 360 00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:25,464 I felt a cold coming on. 361 00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:27,717 Mitchell. 362 00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,803 This fell out of your jacket. 363 00:16:30,887 --> 00:16:32,805 Care to explain? I was holding it for a friend. 364 00:16:32,889 --> 00:16:34,473 Wow. 365 00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:37,559 You want to quit? 366 00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:40,145 Charlie, you're– you're a great boss, 367 00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:43,732 but I got this other offer, and I just really miss the courtroom. 368 00:16:43,816 --> 00:16:45,859 Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. 369 00:16:45,943 --> 00:16:48,070 You're really letting me down. 370 00:16:48,154 --> 00:16:50,989 - Oh. - I just expected so much more out of you. 371 00:16:51,073 --> 00:16:52,991 - Oh. - You were my favorite. 372 00:16:53,075 --> 00:16:55,494 Oh, God. Um– 373 00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:57,830 Well, maybe I could– I could still do things on the weekends. 374 00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:01,250 - Wow! - No, no! Charlie, I'm– I'm sorry. 375 00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:03,335 I– I'm done. 376 00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:05,170 You know what? 377 00:17:05,254 --> 00:17:07,131 I don't blame you. 378 00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:08,841 I have to get back on solid ground. 379 00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:10,342 Oh, we both do. 380 00:17:10,426 --> 00:17:12,929 Well, I do more. My house is a boat. 381 00:17:13,846 --> 00:17:15,305 You made me in trouble. 382 00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:18,016 I didn't tell you to sit on a boy until he liked you. 383 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,268 Yes-huh. 384 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,268 Nuh-huh. 385 00:17:19,352 --> 00:17:21,270 We're not doing this again. 386 00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:24,773 Home team calls time-out. 387 00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:26,692 Twelve seconds left, they're down by six, 388 00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:28,902 and unable to shake the Miller curse. 389 00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:31,488 That's it! 390 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,283 Okay, boys, final play. Time for a little trickery. 391 00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,535 Oh, honey, what happened to you today? 392 00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:39,580 A cosmic pummeling. I lost the deal. 393 00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:41,373 If I don't close on one tomorrow, 394 00:17:41,457 --> 00:17:43,458 it's gonna be my first month ever with no sale. 395 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,961 Actually, there is no 31st this month. 396 00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:47,963 What are you talking about? 397 00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:47,963 Tomorrow's the first. 398 00:17:48,047 --> 00:17:50,465 Honey, I'm sorry. Are you okay? 399 00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:54,553 No, I'm not okay. I just found out there's literally no tomorrow! 400 00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:57,389 You know how I always say if you wait long enough, your luck will change? 401 00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:59,016 Turns out that's just a big pile of– 402 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,893 Hold on to your hats, folks. 403 00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:03,061 Are they– They are! 404 00:18:03,145 --> 00:18:04,396 It's the triple gull-wing! 405 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,731 That's my play. 406 00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:08,442 Woodson fakes right. He fakes right again. 407 00:18:08,526 --> 00:18:11,069 He fakes faking right, and he scores! 408 00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:12,613 They scored on my play! 409 00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:14,907 Touchdown! 410 00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:14,907 Mitchell says you can sell me a house. 411 00:18:14,991 --> 00:18:17,159 - Yes, I can. - Good call, Phil. Was that your play? 412 00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:19,328 - Yes, it was. - You're being too rough, Lily. 413 00:18:19,412 --> 00:18:23,081 You cannot just see a guy and, mwah, kiss him like that, okay? 414 00:18:23,165 --> 00:18:25,250 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. 415 00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:28,503 Okay! Okay! Miller's out. Manny, you're my backup kicker. I need you to go and nail this. 416 00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:30,756 Although if I miss it, wouldn't a tie be a perfect way to– 417 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:35,093 Manny, enough! You are not gonna take away my victory! 418 00:18:35,177 --> 00:18:37,930 I mean– I mean, your victory. 419 00:18:38,014 --> 00:18:39,264 Okay? 420 00:18:39,348 --> 00:18:41,099 Manny, I'm sorry. I should not have yelled at you. 421 00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:43,435 You can go out there and do whatever feels right. 422 00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:45,438 Okay? I support you no matter what. 423 00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:51,777 Pro set! 424 00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:53,362 Hut, hike! 425 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:03,705 I won! I won! 426 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:05,832 I mean, we won! We won. We won! 427 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,295 Sorry, ma'am. 428 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,295 Ma'am? I sit next to you in English. 429 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:12,297 Hey, I think I dropped my phone under the bleachers. 430 00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:13,966 Come get it with me? 431 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:17,678 Found it. 432 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:17,678 Great, and world order is restored. 433 00:19:17,762 --> 00:19:19,012 Can we go home now? 434 00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:23,100 Yeah. Okay. Oh, hey, what's that? 435 00:19:23,184 --> 00:19:25,477 "Alex Dunphy Dome"? 436 00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:28,313 Uh, I think it says, "Alex Dunphy Do Me." 437 00:19:28,397 --> 00:19:30,357 Ugh, who would write something like that? 438 00:19:30,441 --> 00:19:32,025 No idea. 439 00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,860 Hey, you want me to scratch it out? 440 00:19:33,944 --> 00:19:37,155 No! I mean, too late now. 441 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:39,075 It's out there, it's out there. 442 00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:44,454 Hey, champ. Aren't you gonna go celebrate with your team? 443 00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,540 Yeah, in a minute. 444 00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:54,506 - You meant to miss the kick, didn't you? - I blew it. 445 00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:57,801 I could miss that kick nine out of 10 times. 446 00:19:57,885 --> 00:20:01,513 Why couldn't I miss it when it counted? 447 00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:03,348 Let me ask you something. 448 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:05,517 The ball sails through the uprights, 449 00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:08,020 your team carries you off the field. 450 00:20:08,104 --> 00:20:11,064 How does that feel? 451 00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:12,858 Come on. 452 00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:12,858 Good. 453 00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:15,360 It's fun being part of a team, 454 00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:17,446 and it's really fun being a hero. 455 00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:20,991 So I think you made that kick on purpose. 456 00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:22,200 And listen. 457 00:20:22,284 --> 00:20:24,286 I don't think you're willing to admit it yet, 458 00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:26,872 but somewhere underneath all that humanity, there's a competitor. 459 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:28,540 Sorry. There's a competitor. 460 00:20:28,624 --> 00:20:31,209 And, Manny, there's nothing wrong with that. 461 00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:33,212 Nothing. 462 00:20:34,839 --> 00:20:36,214 Thanks, Coach. 463 00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:37,674 You want to go eat some pizza? 464 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,384 Sure. 465 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,384 Me too. 466 00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:43,638 Hey, you think someday they might name this field after you? 467 00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:46,058 Well, you're not the first person to think along those lines. 468 00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:47,976 Earlier today, someone in the faculty bathroom... 469 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,646 was messing around with the phrase, "Cameron Tucker Dome." 470 00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:57,486 Just sold the most expensive house in town, sight unseen, all cash. 471 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,905 How 'bout that? 472 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,905 I'm proud of you, Dad. 473 00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:01,907 Pretty great day for all the Dunphys. 474 00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:07,079 And then I said, "Michelle, do you honestly believe every stupid rumor you hear?" 475 00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:08,246 Oh, you haven't heard? 476 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:11,083 Well, apparently, one of my exes is just, like– 477 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,043 Tim, I-I am so sorry that you got hurt, 478 00:21:13,127 --> 00:21:16,963 and I will get to the bottom of it, but I suspect it was sabotage by the competition. 479 00:21:17,047 --> 00:21:19,800 Maybe Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets. 480 00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:21,593 Not too bad. A little puffy. 481 00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:24,513 Kind of like your eyes were when you saw Finding Nemo, Miller. 482 00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:28,225 Like I said– positive attitude.