1 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:02,829 Hey, honey. 2 00:00:02,913 --> 00:00:04,122 You're just in time for breakfast. 3 00:00:04,206 --> 00:00:05,707 We should probably go light on the food. 4 00:00:05,791 --> 00:00:08,251 Something tells me we're not gonna want to do this on a full stomach. 5 00:00:08,335 --> 00:00:11,755 I can't believe there's such a thing as autopsy camp. 6 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:14,299 There is no such thing as autopsy camp. 7 00:00:14,383 --> 00:00:17,719 I had to trick Luke 'cause I'm actually taking him to a ballroom dance class. 8 00:00:17,803 --> 00:00:19,345 He's been resisting, but it's in his blood. 9 00:00:19,429 --> 00:00:22,932 I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys– a kick line, actually. 10 00:00:25,352 --> 00:00:26,811 Come on. We don't want to be late, 11 00:00:26,895 --> 00:00:28,938 like the guy we're gonna see on the table– Am I right? 12 00:00:29,022 --> 00:00:31,441 - Of corpse you are. - Mom, can you take me driving? 13 00:00:31,525 --> 00:00:33,610 My test is coming up, and I really need to practice. 14 00:00:33,694 --> 00:00:35,111 Oh, honey, I would, 15 00:00:35,195 --> 00:00:38,656 but I've got a big Closets and Blinds Union meeting today. 16 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:40,950 There is no Closets and Blinds Union. 17 00:00:41,034 --> 00:00:42,786 Driving with Alex is torture. 18 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:45,497 She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent... 19 00:00:45,581 --> 00:00:47,499 who slams on the imaginary gas. 20 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:50,001 Hey, I'm not doing anything. I guess I could take her. 21 00:00:50,085 --> 00:00:52,212 Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels. 22 00:00:52,296 --> 00:00:54,214 Fun! Can't wait. Be out in a sec. 23 00:00:54,298 --> 00:00:56,216 Okay, my rate just went up. 24 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,510 All right, but this buys your time and your silence. 25 00:00:58,594 --> 00:01:01,346 Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her. 26 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:04,599 Mmm, she's in a hurry today. 27 00:01:04,683 --> 00:01:06,935 Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test. 28 00:01:07,019 --> 00:01:09,979 Step two is checking the horn to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn. 29 00:01:11,231 --> 00:01:12,774 She should never drive. 30 00:01:26,538 --> 00:01:28,331 Forget it. You tricked me. 31 00:01:28,415 --> 00:01:30,667 I'm sorry, buddy, but no son of mine's going to high school... 32 00:01:30,751 --> 00:01:33,002 without at least knowing how to do a proper box step. 33 00:01:33,086 --> 00:01:35,213 Trust me. Dancers always get the girls. 34 00:01:35,297 --> 00:01:37,549 Remember the great Kevin Bacon from Footloose? 35 00:01:37,633 --> 00:01:40,010 - More like Foot Loser. - Careful! 36 00:01:40,969 --> 00:01:42,470 All right. No more talking. 37 00:01:42,554 --> 00:01:44,848 We're doing this. 38 00:01:42,554 --> 00:01:44,848 Ugh! 39 00:01:44,932 --> 00:01:48,518 You'll thank me someday. It gets better when you find your signature move. 40 00:01:48,602 --> 00:01:51,230 They used to call me King of the Dips! 41 00:01:53,815 --> 00:01:57,193 Why can't we just repurpose some of the stuff from Manny's party last night? 42 00:01:57,277 --> 00:02:00,196 We got half a cake left. The balloons are fine. 43 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,700 It's bad enough that both my sons have to share the same birthday. 44 00:02:03,784 --> 00:02:05,368 At least they deserve their own party. 45 00:02:05,452 --> 00:02:06,911 You think Joe's gonna mind day-old cake? 46 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:09,289 He can't even eat it. He's got three teeth. 47 00:02:09,373 --> 00:02:11,583 I'll remember that in 20 years when you want cake. 48 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:13,543 He doesn't even know the party's for him. 49 00:02:13,627 --> 00:02:16,045 He understands more than you think. Right, Andy? 50 00:02:16,129 --> 00:02:17,589 Who, F-Joe here? 51 00:02:17,673 --> 00:02:19,632 He is smart as a whip. 52 00:02:19,716 --> 00:02:22,594 When we play peek-a-boo, half the time he's ahead of me. 53 00:02:22,678 --> 00:02:25,221 Not exactly Clash of the Titans. 54 00:02:25,305 --> 00:02:27,056 Manny, whose coat is that? 55 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,559 Amy Martin left it here last night after my party. 56 00:02:29,643 --> 00:02:31,895 I was getting some pretty strong signals from her. 57 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:35,315 I think she did it on purpose so she'd have an excuse to come back. 58 00:02:35,399 --> 00:02:37,525 Or because she couldn't get out fast enough. 59 00:02:37,609 --> 00:02:39,611 If she was a cartoon, she'd have left her skin here. 60 00:02:39,695 --> 00:02:41,196 What does that mean? 61 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,489 That Amy is out of his league. 62 00:02:43,573 --> 00:02:45,366 He always does this and ends up getting hurt. 63 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:46,910 You need to talk to him. 64 00:02:46,994 --> 00:02:49,704 And say what? 65 00:02:46,994 --> 00:02:49,704 Tell him to go for girls he stands a chance with. 66 00:02:49,788 --> 00:02:51,581 I overheard him talking to Reuben. 67 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:54,584 There's some girl that really likes him, but of course Manny's not interested in her. 68 00:02:54,668 --> 00:02:56,252 He's got to go for the head cheerleader. 69 00:02:56,336 --> 00:02:59,339 How do you know that Amy's the head– 70 00:02:56,336 --> 00:02:59,339 I overheard that too. 71 00:02:59,423 --> 00:03:02,842 For someone whose favorite words at the movies are "What did he say?", 72 00:03:02,926 --> 00:03:05,095 you overhear pretty good. 73 00:03:08,432 --> 00:03:12,268 Yes, Lily, I-I pinky-promise that we'll be home in time for baby Joe's party. 74 00:03:12,352 --> 00:03:14,687 Mm-hmm. I am. I'm touching it to the phone. 75 00:03:14,771 --> 00:03:18,107 Yeah, and butterfly kisses. Okay. Okay. 76 00:03:18,191 --> 00:03:20,902 Little girls– so excitable. 77 00:03:20,986 --> 00:03:24,447 I was wishing they had a gazebo, and then they did! 78 00:03:24,531 --> 00:03:27,909 Ever since I was a little boy, I have dreamed– 79 00:03:27,993 --> 00:03:30,870 dreamed of getting married in a place exactly like this. 80 00:03:30,954 --> 00:03:32,288 So, what date were you looking at? 81 00:03:32,372 --> 00:03:34,457 March 28. That's the anniversary of our first date. 82 00:03:34,541 --> 00:03:37,835 Oh, wait– Um, I'm sorry. Is this price per person? 83 00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:39,963 Yes, excluding alcohol, cake and music. 84 00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:41,464 What's that? The Mennonite package? 85 00:03:41,548 --> 00:03:43,383 I think you'll find our prices are competitive. 86 00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:44,842 Mmm. 87 00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:44,842 Well, I'm ready to commit. 88 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:47,512 Cam, Cam. 89 00:03:47,596 --> 00:03:50,807 I'm sorry. Can-Can we have a moment, please? 90 00:03:50,891 --> 00:03:54,143 Okay. Well, let's hope he's not having any last-minute jitters. 91 00:03:54,227 --> 00:03:56,396 You're not having last-minute jitters, are you? 92 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,690 No. No, but it's a really large deposit, 93 00:03:58,774 --> 00:04:00,817 and I want to make sure we're absolutely certain about this place. 94 00:04:00,901 --> 00:04:03,152 Well, I'm certain, and we've looked at every possible venue. 95 00:04:03,236 --> 00:04:05,488 And Pepper was, by far, the least snarky about this one. 96 00:04:05,572 --> 00:04:08,533 That's true. He doesn't throw the word "adequate" around lightly. 97 00:04:08,617 --> 00:04:10,576 Okay, okay. It's this place. 98 00:04:08,617 --> 00:04:10,576 Okay. 99 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:13,579 Stop being so excited. We might be able to get the price down a little bit. 100 00:04:13,663 --> 00:04:15,331 Okay. Okay. Poker face, poker face. 101 00:04:15,415 --> 00:04:17,084 Now work on your poker voice. 102 00:04:15,415 --> 00:04:17,084 Poker voice. 103 00:04:18,418 --> 00:04:21,838 So, we do like it. We're just not sure that we love it. 104 00:04:21,922 --> 00:04:23,423 Yeah, we're not sure we love it. 105 00:04:23,507 --> 00:04:26,050 That's a relief. Because someone just called. The room is booked. 106 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:27,510 What? 107 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:27,510 What? No, no, no! 108 00:04:27,594 --> 00:04:29,512 Wait. Are you playing hardball? Because we're playing hardball! 109 00:04:29,596 --> 00:04:32,181 - We love it! - Sorry. 110 00:04:32,265 --> 00:04:34,559 A young lady planning a sweet 16 just booked your date. 111 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:38,771 After that, we don't have another opening for... two months. 112 00:04:38,855 --> 00:04:41,524 No. No, it has to be on our anniversary. 113 00:04:41,608 --> 00:04:43,526 Wait, did Tracy McCoy book this room? 114 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:47,280 Tracy McCoy's a student of mine. Okay. I may have a plan. 115 00:04:47,364 --> 00:04:51,034 I am not having a wedding/ Hunger Games themed sweet 16 par– 116 00:04:51,118 --> 00:04:53,495 Oh, you're tapping your fingers. You really do have a plan. 117 00:04:55,205 --> 00:04:57,206 Well, somebody smells good. 118 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,584 What perfume is that? 119 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,584 Every perfume! 120 00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:03,379 Twenty of the sweatiest, geekiest girls God ever fouled this planet with, 121 00:05:03,463 --> 00:05:05,590 and just me dancing with all of them. 122 00:05:05,674 --> 00:05:08,509 During the Charleston, my hair got caught in one of their headgear. 123 00:05:08,593 --> 00:05:11,387 Wow, Charleston on the first day? 124 00:05:08,593 --> 00:05:11,387 Last day! 125 00:05:11,471 --> 00:05:15,183 Just because you're a dancer doesn't mean I have to be one too, cha-cha-cha. 126 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:16,392 Damn it! 127 00:05:16,476 --> 00:05:19,062 I'm never gonna fall for one of your lies again. 128 00:05:19,146 --> 00:05:22,190 Just take me to autopsy camp. 129 00:05:22,274 --> 00:05:25,068 Oh, shoot. Am I gonna get a ticket? 130 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:28,363 If there's any justice, it'll be a big one, two, three and four. 131 00:05:28,447 --> 00:05:29,447 Damn it! 132 00:05:31,116 --> 00:05:33,910 License and registration, please. 133 00:05:31,116 --> 00:05:33,910 Absolutely. There you are. 134 00:05:33,994 --> 00:05:35,453 You know one of your taillights is out? 135 00:05:35,537 --> 00:05:38,122 No, I did not. What a ding-dong. 136 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:41,084 Wait right here. 137 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:41,084 Will do. We'll be right here. 138 00:05:41,168 --> 00:05:43,211 This is what you get for lying to me. 139 00:05:43,295 --> 00:05:45,254 What choice did I have? You used to be up for anything. 140 00:05:45,338 --> 00:05:47,256 Now, no matter what I suggest, it's no, no, no. 141 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:49,675 It's called growing up and having your own interests, 142 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:52,095 like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose. 143 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:55,890 Wow. Using my own movie against me. 144 00:05:55,974 --> 00:05:58,601 Let's hear it for the boy. 145 00:05:55,974 --> 00:05:58,601 Please step out of the car. 146 00:05:58,685 --> 00:06:00,895 Oh, I believe you about the taillight. 147 00:05:58,685 --> 00:06:00,895 Out of the car! 148 00:06:00,979 --> 00:06:04,232 Okay. 149 00:06:00,979 --> 00:06:04,232 I'm sorry, but I have to place you under arrest. 150 00:06:04,316 --> 00:06:06,025 Wait, what? 151 00:06:06,109 --> 00:06:09,278 A car registered to you has accumulated 18 unpaid parking violations, 152 00:06:09,362 --> 00:06:10,947 all on Campus Drive. 153 00:06:11,031 --> 00:06:12,448 Oh, my God. Those are my daughter's tickets. 154 00:06:12,532 --> 00:06:14,117 He's got an answer for everything. 155 00:06:14,201 --> 00:06:17,036 I got to take you down to the station house. You can ride up front with me. 156 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,956 Seriously, can't I just pay you for them now? 157 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,956 At the station house, sir. 158 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,126 Can we at least not drive by Middle Earth Comics and Trampoline World? 159 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:26,213 People look up to me in this town! 160 00:06:34,471 --> 00:06:36,055 No, honey, Luke's fine. 161 00:06:36,139 --> 00:06:37,640 And they won't take a credit card? 162 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:39,976 No, it's 1,600, cash only. 163 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:42,979 But, honey, it's Sunday. I can only get a few hundred bucks from the A.T.M. 164 00:06:43,063 --> 00:06:47,024 Sir, your time's up. 165 00:06:43,063 --> 00:06:47,024 Honey, just use the emergency cash. 166 00:06:47,108 --> 00:06:48,651 Ticktock. 167 00:06:47,108 --> 00:06:48,651 B-but, Phil– 168 00:06:48,735 --> 00:06:52,321 - Got to go! - No, honey– I forgot the hiding place! Phil? 169 00:06:52,405 --> 00:06:55,074 Phil has $1,000 hidden in the house, 170 00:06:55,158 --> 00:06:58,453 and he's made up a crazy mnemonic device to remember the location, 171 00:06:58,537 --> 00:07:01,790 which he changes every month to stay ahead of the bad guys. 172 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,001 What bad guys? 173 00:07:05,085 --> 00:07:08,671 "Loot" rhymes with "coot," which takes us to... 174 00:07:08,755 --> 00:07:11,549 this picture of your grandfather. 175 00:07:11,633 --> 00:07:15,261 "Moola" sounds like "coola." 176 00:07:11,633 --> 00:07:15,261 Not a word. 177 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:18,557 Money is in the air-conditioning vent. 178 00:07:21,935 --> 00:07:24,395 This will all be over soon, buddy. Just give me one last smile. 179 00:07:24,479 --> 00:07:25,813 You too. 180 00:07:25,897 --> 00:07:27,982 Mom's already on her way with the money. Don't worry. 181 00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:29,984 Oh, my God! I don't want to go in there. 182 00:07:30,068 --> 00:07:32,028 You're going in here. 183 00:07:30,068 --> 00:07:32,028 I don't want to go in here! 184 00:07:32,112 --> 00:07:34,822 Okay. This is where Sophie works. 185 00:07:34,906 --> 00:07:36,365 - She's the one in the hat. - Copy that. 186 00:07:36,449 --> 00:07:38,493 Tracy works upstairs. We'll meet in the food court in 30 minutes. 187 00:07:38,577 --> 00:07:40,036 Sound like a plan? 188 00:07:38,577 --> 00:07:40,036 A plan. 189 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,413 Not sure if it's a finger-drumming plan. 190 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,413 Get in there. 191 00:07:42,497 --> 00:07:45,666 Two of my students, Tracy and Sophie, B.F.F.'s, 192 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,544 were planning on having a joint sweet 16 together– 193 00:07:48,628 --> 00:07:51,506 until they got in a fight over a boy, Rodney. 194 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:55,760 Now Tracy is planning on having her own party at the Carriage House. 195 00:07:55,844 --> 00:07:58,888 Our venue, our date. So, our solution– 196 00:07:58,972 --> 00:08:00,765 Talk to them, patch things up... 197 00:08:00,849 --> 00:08:03,893 so that they have their party together again at the original location. 198 00:08:03,977 --> 00:08:06,687 Friends fighting over a boy– something we know a thing or two about. 199 00:08:06,771 --> 00:08:08,856 Of course, usually it's gay men, not teenage girls, 200 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:12,109 so we will have to adjust our approach just a– Not at all. 201 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:14,695 I don't know. 202 00:08:14,779 --> 00:08:16,989 Mm-mmm. 203 00:08:14,779 --> 00:08:16,989 Uh, may I help you? 204 00:08:17,073 --> 00:08:19,158 Mmm, yeah, uh, Sophie. 205 00:08:19,242 --> 00:08:21,285 Um, I'm looking for something for my niece. 206 00:08:21,369 --> 00:08:24,163 She's been really bummed out lately. Fight with her best friend. 207 00:08:24,247 --> 00:08:27,041 - So I'm just– I'm trying to cheer her up. - That's so nice. 208 00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:30,461 Yeah. She's always saying to me, "Uncle Mitch, you're so cool. You're so rad. 209 00:08:30,545 --> 00:08:32,588 I'm so glad I talk to you about my problems." 210 00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:34,632 You know, I just– I really get kids that age. 211 00:08:34,716 --> 00:08:36,634 You know, she's– She's almost 16. 212 00:08:36,718 --> 00:08:38,928 I'm almost 16. 213 00:08:39,012 --> 00:08:40,513 Crazy. 214 00:08:41,973 --> 00:08:44,809 Tracy? Tracy McCoy? 215 00:08:44,893 --> 00:08:46,435 Mr. Tucker, hi. 216 00:08:46,519 --> 00:08:48,521 I didn't know you were old enough to have a job. 217 00:08:48,605 --> 00:08:50,606 I didn't have a job until I was 16. 218 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,942 - Well, I'm almost 16, so– - Crazy! 219 00:08:53,026 --> 00:08:55,278 - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh, I remember back then. 220 00:08:55,362 --> 00:08:56,988 My friends and I had so much fun. 221 00:08:57,072 --> 00:09:01,242 Well, when we weren't arguing about silly things like parties and– 222 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:10,293 Okay, that's a lot of mirror-looking, and that's me saying that. 223 00:09:10,377 --> 00:09:12,545 Good, good. 224 00:09:12,629 --> 00:09:14,547 Nice cruising speed. 225 00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:16,716 Oh, look, there's that jogger. Now we're in the lead. 226 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,051 Can we put the brakes on the sarcasm? 227 00:09:19,135 --> 00:09:21,053 They're worn out. 228 00:09:21,137 --> 00:09:23,806 - Hey, Mom. - Haley, listen to me. 229 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:27,977 You did not pay a bunch of parking tickets, and now your father is in jail. 230 00:09:28,061 --> 00:09:30,980 And I have to go bail him out, just as soon as I can get my hands... 231 00:09:31,064 --> 00:09:32,899 on a giant pile of cash. 232 00:09:34,109 --> 00:09:36,235 Cash– Ash! Oh! 233 00:09:36,319 --> 00:09:37,987 Oh, God. 234 00:09:38,071 --> 00:09:39,989 Oh! That was furry. 235 00:09:40,073 --> 00:09:41,991 You are in so much trouble. 236 00:09:42,075 --> 00:09:44,577 Oh, don't you think I know that? What am I gonna do? 237 00:09:44,661 --> 00:09:46,162 You're going to get what you deserve. 238 00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:49,457 A parking violation is second only to a moving violation, 239 00:09:49,541 --> 00:09:51,500 which is grounds for the loss of a driving privilege. 240 00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:53,252 Privilege, not a right. 241 00:09:53,336 --> 00:09:56,547 Oh, my God, shut up. This is why Mom pays me to drive with you. 242 00:09:56,631 --> 00:09:58,424 - What? - Where do you think she's calling me from? 243 00:09:58,508 --> 00:10:00,134 The Closet and Blinds Union? 244 00:10:00,218 --> 00:10:04,347 Why would closet workers and blind people even have a union together? Think! 245 00:10:05,849 --> 00:10:07,683 Excuse me, waiter. 246 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:09,518 Could you please tell me about the surf and turf? 247 00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:14,106 Mr. Lobster says, "It's terrible!" While Mr. Cow goes– 248 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:17,485 "Yeah, I think you should probably just have the pasta." 249 00:10:17,569 --> 00:10:18,527 Dada. 250 00:10:18,611 --> 00:10:20,863 No, no, no, little man. 251 00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:23,699 That's your dada right there with the drinky. 252 00:10:23,783 --> 00:10:27,328 - Over-explaining. - Don't feel bad. He's just making sounds. 253 00:10:27,412 --> 00:10:29,121 He may not even know what the "D" word means. 254 00:10:29,205 --> 00:10:33,460 I'm fine. He's one. I've watched him pee into his own face and smile. 255 00:10:36,838 --> 00:10:39,048 Hola, mi amor. I wanted to talk to you. 256 00:10:39,132 --> 00:10:40,549 Uh, what are you doing? 257 00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:43,135 I decided to top Amy's little "forgotten coat" trick... 258 00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:45,054 with a romantic gesture of my own. 259 00:10:45,138 --> 00:10:48,307 - You see– - Yes, about Amy– 260 00:10:48,391 --> 00:10:52,937 I know that I don't know her, but she seems like some of those girls that you have liked, 261 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:54,605 but they haven't always– 262 00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:56,232 You may not know her, but I do. 263 00:10:56,316 --> 00:10:57,858 I went on her Facebook page, 264 00:10:57,942 --> 00:11:00,569 and I put one of her favorite things in each of the pockets of her coat. 265 00:11:00,653 --> 00:11:04,949 - So when she reaches inside– - She'll find a small box of Dutch chocolates. 266 00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:07,785 - Sweet, but– - Raspberry Rhapsody lip gloss, anyone? 267 00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:10,246 My favorite, but I still wonder– 268 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,581 Hello, Heavenly Soak bath salts. 269 00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:16,460 What next will she find? 270 00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:16,460 Only a lily of the valley scented candle. 271 00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:18,170 I love it! 272 00:11:18,254 --> 00:11:21,090 Ay, I wish she had more pockets! 273 00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:27,346 "Bucks" rhymes with "nyuks"– Three Stooges. 274 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:28,431 Damn it. 275 00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:34,270 "Wampum,"pom-pom"– Cheerleading costume. 276 00:11:34,354 --> 00:11:36,856 Come on. Oh, my God, really? 277 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:42,611 "Bank,"sank"– novelization of the movie Titanic. 278 00:11:42,695 --> 00:11:44,363 Then why do we keep that thing? 279 00:11:44,447 --> 00:11:47,658 Oh, Phil, of course! 280 00:11:47,742 --> 00:11:49,827 Of course, because "dough" rhymes with– 281 00:11:49,911 --> 00:11:51,620 I don't care. I don't care. 282 00:11:57,961 --> 00:11:59,003 Hi, buddy. 283 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:00,713 Hmm? Ah. 284 00:12:00,797 --> 00:12:02,715 Who am I? 285 00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:04,216 Who am I? 286 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,635 Come on. 287 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,138 He's your dad. 288 00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:12,183 That's right. He's your dad. 289 00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:14,727 Hi, Dad. Hi, Dad. 290 00:12:14,811 --> 00:12:17,146 You can do it. Come on. Say "Dad." 291 00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,190 Come on. 292 00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:21,358 Come on! 293 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:23,068 Andy! 294 00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:25,362 Hey. How'd it go with Sophie? 295 00:12:25,446 --> 00:12:27,865 I did my best, but I don't think she's ready to forgive. 296 00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:29,575 Oh, damn it. 297 00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:29,575 I know. 298 00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:32,578 We're screwed. 299 00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:32,578 Yeah, thanks a lot, Sophie. 300 00:12:32,662 --> 00:12:35,247 Well, Tracy really was out of line. 301 00:12:35,331 --> 00:12:36,999 Was she? 302 00:12:35,331 --> 00:12:36,999 Yeah. 303 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:40,753 Or was Sophie, per usual, being a big drama queen? 304 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:40,753 Drama queen? 305 00:12:40,837 --> 00:12:43,881 No, Tracy was spreading rumors that Sophie's boyfriend was still into Maya. 306 00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:46,550 They weren't rumors. She heard it directly from someone... 307 00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:49,512 who saw Maya and Rodney holding hands at the pier. 308 00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:52,306 Cam, who? Dana! 309 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,433 Yeah, like she could be trusted. 310 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,060 This is Aidan all over again. 311 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:58,729 Mitchell, it's from Tracy. 312 00:12:58,813 --> 00:13:03,234 "Mr. Tucker, thank you. Talked to Sophie. Party's back on." 313 00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:04,693 Are you kidding me? 314 00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:04,693 Oh, my gosh. 315 00:13:04,777 --> 00:13:06,612 You're an evil genius! 316 00:13:04,777 --> 00:13:06,612 You are! 317 00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:09,865 You know what? I give Tracy a lot of credit for admitting she was wrong. I do. 318 00:13:09,949 --> 00:13:12,493 Yeah, even though it was Sophie's fault. 319 00:13:12,577 --> 00:13:14,203 - No! - Hmm? 320 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:16,872 - What? - They're still using our venue. 321 00:13:16,956 --> 00:13:18,541 No! Are you kidding me? 322 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:21,126 This is so frustrating. 323 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,878 Really? Are you sure that's how you feel, 324 00:13:22,962 --> 00:13:24,922 or do you need a little more time to think about it? 325 00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:26,549 Sounds like you're trying to make a point there. 326 00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,759 Wow, I'm surprised you picked up on that so quick. 327 00:13:28,843 --> 00:13:31,887 Yeah, you're definitely dancing around something. I feel like it's speed-related. 328 00:13:31,971 --> 00:13:33,389 Yeah, we lost the Carriage House... 329 00:13:33,473 --> 00:13:36,058 because you, true to form, couldn't make a timely decision. 330 00:13:36,142 --> 00:13:38,060 We were out of the room for two sec– 331 00:13:38,144 --> 00:13:39,478 What is this "true to form" business? 332 00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:41,981 28 Richdale Road. 333 00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:41,981 Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? 334 00:13:42,065 --> 00:13:44,066 You hemmed and hawed over our dream house, 335 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,151 and now somebody else is eating breakfast in our nook. 336 00:13:46,235 --> 00:13:48,571 I needed the weekend. I never saw myself in a ranch. 337 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,990 And what about Las Vegas, when you couldn't quite commit to the show? 338 00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:53,909 No, no, don't. 339 00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:53,909 No, no. No, it's fine. 340 00:13:53,993 --> 00:13:57,497 We'll see 'em next time, just as soon as that tiger un-eats Roy. 341 00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:09,008 I love the sign. 342 00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:09,008 I'm not sure. 343 00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:12,136 First, I thought just a little accent of color was all it needed, 344 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:14,430 but now I'm thinking balloons. 345 00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:17,683 Jay, what do you like better? The accent or the balloons? 346 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:20,811 I've been asking myself that since I met you. 347 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:20,811 ! Ay! 348 00:14:20,895 --> 00:14:24,732 Can I just say I want this type of playful banter in my relationship. 349 00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:26,609 Long as you say it someplace else. 350 00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:28,444 Good one. 351 00:14:28,528 --> 00:14:30,362 What are you doing? They're gonna be here any moment. 352 00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,406 I've been combing through Manny's yearbook. 353 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,283 I found a few girls he might have a shot with. 354 00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:36,493 Happen to know what Lisa Nagel's like from the neck down? 355 00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:40,122 - I didn't tell him what you told me to say. - What? Why? 356 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:45,169 Because he told me what he's going to do when Amy comes here, and it's beautiful. 357 00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:47,546 I think he has a better chance than you think. 358 00:14:47,630 --> 00:14:48,964 He knows how to talk to girls. 359 00:14:49,048 --> 00:14:51,133 He knows how to talk to a girl– you. 360 00:14:51,217 --> 00:14:53,302 I hope you have a recent picture of his heart. 361 00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:56,680 - You're gonna need it, putting the pieces back together. 362 00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,391 I'll get it! 363 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,226 Hey, Mandrake. 364 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,226 Oh. 365 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:03,979 Ay, Phil. I heard about jail. How are you doing? 366 00:15:04,063 --> 00:15:05,856 It was rough. 367 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,109 Stayed in that cold cell a lot longer than I needed to, thanks to my lovely– 368 00:15:09,193 --> 00:15:13,197 Your system is ridiculous, Phil. 369 00:15:09,193 --> 00:15:13,197 Quite simple, actually! 370 00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:15,866 "Cheddah" rhymes with "heada." Where do you rest your heada? On your pilla! 371 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:16,992 Mmm! Help me out, buddy. 372 00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:19,828 I have no buddy. 373 00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:19,828 But– Luke? 374 00:15:19,912 --> 00:15:21,831 I'll get it! 375 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,127 Oh. 376 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,127 Would you please just let it go? 377 00:15:27,211 --> 00:15:30,464 I did let it go immediately. You're the one who hesitated, like you do with everything. 378 00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:33,342 - Ah. - The whole way here. 379 00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:35,219 Dad, before you get mad, I'm– 380 00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:40,182 Oh, we passed "before I get mad" hours ago when I was sitting in solitary for your crime. 381 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,685 It was only solitary because no one else was in there. 382 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:44,770 You paid Haley to take me driving? 383 00:15:44,854 --> 00:15:46,939 Uh– 384 00:15:44,854 --> 00:15:46,939 That's right. Haley told me everything. 385 00:15:47,023 --> 00:15:49,692 You made up a fake union just so you wouldn't have to be with me? 386 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:52,528 Alex, I am so sorry. Haley, I trusted you. 387 00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:55,948 Good luck trusting anyone in this family, especially Dad. 388 00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:59,868 Usually when I drag you kicking and screaming to something, you thank me afterwards. 389 00:15:59,952 --> 00:16:01,412 This time, I was wrong. 390 00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:04,164 - What did he do? - He lied me into a dance class. 391 00:16:04,248 --> 00:16:05,916 Luke, I am so sorry. 392 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,253 Haley, you are in so much trouble! 393 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,253 So much trouble. 394 00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:10,963 Stop trying to make this her fault. 395 00:16:11,047 --> 00:16:12,840 What kind of parents lie to their kids? 396 00:16:12,924 --> 00:16:15,759 What kind of lesson is that to teach all of us? 397 00:16:12,924 --> 00:16:15,759 Yeah, seriously, sometimes– 398 00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:18,345 Hey, neither one of you knows the whole story. 399 00:16:18,429 --> 00:16:21,056 Ah, please. Let me tell them the truth. 400 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:25,102 Alex, the real reason Mom doesn't want to teach you to drive... 401 00:16:25,186 --> 00:16:27,104 is because she doesn't want you getting your license. 402 00:16:27,188 --> 00:16:29,314 - What? - Think about it. 403 00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:32,067 Mom driving you around is kind of her favorite time with you. 404 00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:34,528 It's the only place where your nose isn't buried in a book... 405 00:16:34,612 --> 00:16:36,697 and she can actually talk to you. 406 00:16:36,781 --> 00:16:38,407 Sure, you're getting your license, 407 00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:40,576 but she's losing her little girl. 408 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:44,580 - Mom, is that true? - Come here. 409 00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:47,332 And the only reason Dad lied to you is– 410 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:50,169 Should I tell him, Dad? 411 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,796 Fine. 412 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,090 Dad was a huge nerd in college. 413 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,090 Yeah. 414 00:16:55,174 --> 00:16:58,302 He asked Mom out like, 10 times, and she always said no. 415 00:16:58,386 --> 00:17:02,139 Finally, he said, "I'll never bug you again if you do one thing." 416 00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:03,724 Just one. 417 00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:03,724 "Dance with me." 418 00:17:03,808 --> 00:17:05,809 Just dance. 419 00:17:03,808 --> 00:17:05,809 He spun her around on the floor... 420 00:17:05,893 --> 00:17:10,189 and expressed himself with his body in a way he never could with words. 421 00:17:10,273 --> 00:17:11,774 It was beautiful. 422 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:14,693 Mom finally saw the Dad that we all know and love. 423 00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:16,361 And you wanted to give that to me? 424 00:17:16,445 --> 00:17:19,114 Come here. Oh! 425 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,951 Everybody, come for cake! 426 00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:26,622 We can discuss my punishment later. Yeah. 427 00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:28,749 Did she learn that from us? 428 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:32,169 That can't be taught. It is a gift. 429 00:17:32,253 --> 00:17:34,797 Yeah, she's still doing it, following me around all moony-eyed. 430 00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,423 She just won't get the message. 431 00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:39,468 But on the bright side, Amy's on her way over. 432 00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:39,468 We need to talk. 433 00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:41,553 Got to go, Reuben. 434 00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:43,514 What's up? 435 00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:43,514 It's about your love life. 436 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:46,475 Lot of people here, Jay. 437 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:46,475 Consider it an intervention. 438 00:17:46,559 --> 00:17:49,603 Now this whole Amy thing is going nowhere, 439 00:17:49,687 --> 00:17:52,272 but it sounds like you have a girl that really likes you. 440 00:17:52,356 --> 00:17:54,066 Now I know it's not everything you want. 441 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:57,152 Maybe she's a little thick in the middle. I don't know. 442 00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:58,738 But why don't you give her a try? 443 00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:01,532 So you think that's the girl I should go for? 444 00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:05,202 She's obviously crazy about you. What else do you even know about her? 445 00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:07,371 Hi, Manny. 446 00:18:07,455 --> 00:18:09,498 Well, she's six and related to me. 447 00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:10,999 Shall I go on? 448 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,168 Okay, that explains all the outfits she rejected this morning. 449 00:18:13,252 --> 00:18:15,921 The point remains. You could lower your sights a little. 450 00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:18,674 Good, we're still talking about this. 451 00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:18,674 Ay, leave him alone. 452 00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:22,928 - When Amy comes, she's going to love her coat surprise. - Who's Amy? 453 00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:25,556 This girl Jay doesn't think is into me, but she left her coat here. 454 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,767 - Why else would a person do that? - By that logic, I love Denny's. 455 00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:33,021 Even if she's not into me right away, isn't it possible she could fall for me over time? 456 00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:34,606 No, there's a thing called chemistry. 457 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:37,734 People know right away. 458 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:37,734 Not necessarily. 459 00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:40,279 I didn't know immediately that I liked you. 460 00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:41,697 Well, maybe not the first minute. 461 00:18:41,781 --> 00:18:44,199 - One month. - A month? Yikes. 462 00:18:44,283 --> 00:18:47,744 I'm with Manny. Some people can trust their instincts and leap in with both feet. 463 00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:49,746 Others need to take their time. 464 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,125 Okay, what Cam is so subtly implying is that he knew instantly with me, 465 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,043 while I, as usual, took my sweet time. 466 00:18:55,127 --> 00:18:58,505 Well, guess what. I knew instantly with you. How about that? 467 00:18:58,589 --> 00:19:02,384 - Actually, I didn't. - Okay, well, yes, if you count that one disastrous brunch– 468 00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:03,427 Two months. 469 00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:03,427 Two months? 470 00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:04,928 Mm-hmm. 471 00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:04,928 Yikes! 472 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:07,890 Well, I'm in the Jay camp. When you meet the right person, bang! 473 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:11,977 That's what happened with– How long? 474 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:11,977 Uh, six months? 475 00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:13,645 Six months. Yikes. 476 00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:18,692 But you were preg-tically engaged to me by then. 477 00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:18,692 Mmm, nice save, Dad. 478 00:19:18,776 --> 00:19:21,737 Wait a minute. I thought you fell in love with him after he danced with you. 479 00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:23,780 And that was six months in. 480 00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:26,450 Why did it take you so long to dance with me, Phil? 481 00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:26,450 I don't know, Claire. 482 00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:28,744 You'd think I would've gotten to it by then since we lived together. 483 00:19:28,828 --> 00:19:32,039 I'm sorry. I've been berating you about dragging your feet, 484 00:19:32,123 --> 00:19:34,708 and when it comes to us, I'm even more hesitatey than– 485 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,044 No, no, this is great, because that makes our real anniversary... 486 00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:38,754 two months later, when we were both sure. 487 00:19:38,838 --> 00:19:41,089 We can still book the Carriage House for our wedding. 488 00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:42,716 Oh, my gosh, are you calling them? 489 00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:42,716 Yes. 490 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,259 Yes! 491 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,259 Although, I-I am– 492 00:19:44,343 --> 00:19:45,594 Call them. 493 00:19:44,343 --> 00:19:45,594 Okay. 494 00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:47,638 So, you were living with this guy the whole time– 495 00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:49,223 Oh. Uh– 496 00:19:49,307 --> 00:19:52,351 Jay! Aw, how cute. He wants cake. 497 00:19:52,435 --> 00:19:54,770 No, no, listen, listen, listen! What's he saying? 498 00:19:54,854 --> 00:19:55,812 Jay. 499 00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:57,856 Jay! He's saying "Jay"! 500 00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,108 Oh. He knows me! 501 00:20:00,192 --> 00:20:02,277 And that "Jay" word, that's harder to say than "Dada." 502 00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:04,446 He's a genius. Come here. 503 00:20:06,282 --> 00:20:09,034 She's here! 504 00:20:09,118 --> 00:20:12,496 - This is it, Manny! Go get her, buddy! 505 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,249 Hey, hey, hey. Listen, kid. You might've been right... 506 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,210 about some people needing a little more time before they come around. 507 00:20:18,294 --> 00:20:21,046 I mean, look at peanut here. Good luck, Manny. 508 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,049 Thanks, Jay. 509 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,468 So it took you six months, huh, Phil? 510 00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:29,054 I can do six months. 511 00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:31,223 I'll be here! 512 00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,975 I'm not loving this. 513 00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,975 Mm-mmm. 514 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:45,529 His door is still closed. What is he doing in there? 515 00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:47,322 I think we both know what he's doing in there. 516 00:20:47,406 --> 00:20:50,200 - He's been at it for hours. - That's how I was at his age. 517 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:52,494 He's gonna wear himself out. You should talk to him. 518 00:20:52,578 --> 00:20:54,371 I don't want to embarrass him. 519 00:20:54,455 --> 00:20:56,832 - So knock first. - Maybe you're right. 520 00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,792 I don't want him doing it wrong and getting hurt. 521 00:20:58,876 --> 00:21:00,711 Luke? 522 00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,755 I'm coming in! 523 00:21:03,339 --> 00:21:05,674 Hey, man. Buddy! 524 00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,384 Dad? Get out of here! 525 00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:09,511 Don't be embarrassed, son. It's perfectly natural! 526 00:21:09,595 --> 00:21:11,097 Get out!